[[http://www.youtube.com/nutsvsguts Lady Lumps VS Boy Bumps: Battle of the Sexes]] is an odd series of comics and animations made by [[http://dhim.deviantart.com/ dhim]]. It asks the question, "Which hurts more: [[GroinAttack a shot to the boy bumps or a shot the the lady lumps]]?" and attempts to answer it in the obvious way -- you would be hard-pressed to find a larger collection of low blows in one place. There are a few overarching plots, but most of them are self-contained. Be warned that most of the links are {{NSFW}}, although few contain actual nudity.

![[http://dhim.deviantart.com/gallery/25755627 Lady Lumps VS Boy Bumps]]
The original comics/videos and the new comics which star dhim's own characters: [[http://dhim.deviantart.com/art/Meet-Lucy-170194599 Lucy]] and [[http://dhim.deviantart.com/art/Meet-Williams-170194150 Williams]]. Most of the comics follow a gag-per-comic format and depict Lucy and Williams's attempts at proving to the other that their own sex is superior to the other's by abusing each other's sensitive bits in humorous ways.

Many of the older videos were removed from Website/YouTube but are still available on [[http://www.break.com/user/lumpsvsbumps Break]].

![[http://dhim.deviantart.com/gallery/24961779 Seung Mina's Treasure Hunt]]
An animated series chronicling [[SoulSeries Seung Mina's]] hunt for [[UnusualEuphemism treasure]]. In the first five videos, she journeys across all kinds of series, from StreetFighter to Manga/{{Naruto}} to FinalFantasyVII to SonicTheHedgehog and many more, and performs her opening treasure move on random characters for some unexplained reason.

After the first five videos, it was turned into The Seung Mina Experiment, which encouraged viewers to fill out templates for their own characters to have their treasures opened. There was also a bonus video about her getting revenge on Sodia from VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia for being a backstabbing jerk and getting away with it. Well, almost getting away with it.

* [[http://view.break.com/1487817 Episode 1: Street Fighter 4]]: Abel and Sakura are the first unfortunate victims.
* [[http://view.break.com/1496659 Episode 2: BlazBlue]]: Jin and Taokaka are next, and Noel just makes things worse for them.
* [[http://view.break.com/1513556 Episode 3: Naruto]]: Sasuke and another Sakura are next, but this Sakura fights back!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CaHsDID1DM Episode 4a: Final Fantasy VII (Aeris Wins!)]]: Cloud and Tifa are next, or...
* [[http://view.break.com/1564787 Episode 4b: Final Fantasy VII (Tifa Wins!)]]: Cloud and Aeris, if you prefer.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oiH7LLVzCU Episode 5: Big Guys and Pretty in Pink]]: This time, there are six victims instead of just two: [[StreetFighter Sagat]], [[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Craig Marduk]], [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII Gill]], [[SuperMario Princess Peach]], [[SonicTheHedgehog Amy Rose]], and [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Nurse Joy]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuHfieYmzO0 Episode 6: Seung Mina Experiment 1]]: A collaboration featuring eight characters (besides Seung Mina) drawn by seven different people!
* [[http://view.break.com/1969942 Episode 7: Sodia: Punish]]: Seung Mina punishes and humiliates Sodia for her betrayal.

![[http://dhim.deviantart.com/gallery/24961786 Battle Royale of the Sexes]]
An animated tournament that features sixteen combatants, with the winners decided by the vote of the viewers. No move is too low for this tournament, and combatants are encouraged to [[CombatPragmatist fight as dirty as possible]] -- even non-combatants stepping in to help is allowed!

The final fight between [[spoiler:[[Manga/InuYasha Sesshoumaru]] and [[OnePiece Nami]]]] has still yet to be made, but dhim has promised to finish it eventually.

* [[http://view.break.com/1765494 Round 1]]: Chun-Li vs Jin Kazama, Sheva vs Hitsugaya, Sophita vs Iori Yagami, Nariko vs Johnny Cage, Nami vs Zasalamel, Jessie vs Sesshomaru and Rin, Samus Aran vs Ash Crimson, Zelda vs Peach vs Daisy vs Rosalina, and Zelda vs Link.
* [[http://view.break.com/1812460 Round 2]]: [[spoiler:Samus vs Link; Zelda, Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina vs Link; Nami and Rangiku vs Hitsugaya; Sophita vs Sesshomaru and Rin; and Chun-Li vs Johnny Cage.]]

![[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C79CFEB7ADA9AF40 Mountain Goat to the Cooch]]
It started as a RunningGag in the [=LumpsVSBumps=] comic and turned into its own series. Basically, Oliver the mountain goat travels through dimensions to ram {{troll}}s or random characters in the groin.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtpgFQdB7pc A Message for Trolls]]: Oliver saves Inuyasha from Kagome's trolling!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-fAWiZLUu0 First Victim]]: Samus.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk5bvFD6TvE Second Victim]]: Vega/Balrog/Claw.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7TUWNtETSY Third and Fourth Victims]]: Poison and Roxy.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAmXv2nlIZM Wanted by the Meme Police!]]: Officer Jenny tries to catch Oliver and put a stop to his attacks once and for all!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP-tEd7F7QI Dating Simulator]]: Should Cloud date Aeris or Tifa? No matter whom you choose, someone is in for a painful surprise!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgoVCx3ajYg Mountain Goat To The Cooch in HD!]] Officer Jenny finally catches Oliver, but gets kicked in the babymaker by [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle.]]

![[http://nuts-vs-guts-club.deviantart.com/gallery/31117942 The CRYOCH Machine]]
The [[FunWithAcronyms CReate Your Own Cheap Hit]] Machine, which allows you to easily create a template for your own characters and have them animated in a few different ways. The first two videos here were made only by dhim, and the rest are videos fans made with their animations that dhim helped make!

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXt75dIiB5g Create Your Own nutsVSguts Animation!]]: An example video explaining how this works.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbm21DSrhLk Why Girls Don't Play Football]]: Chun-Li wants to play football with Liu Kang, but he refuses because he believes girls have an unfair advantage over boys.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl1Y8rQNar4 FATALITY]]: An original character performs a not-exactly-fatal fatality on [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXRadhFVF_s The Rise of Packer Man]]: [[AmericanFootball The Green Bay Packers's]] new mascot, Packer Man, fights Liu Kang to become the new defender of Earthrealm.

!Team C.O.C.O.A.
[[VirtuaFighter Vanessa Lewis]] and [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII Elena]] team up and recruit other black women from fighting games to raise awareness for black women in fighting games.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbBO7bKngwM An Interview With Vanessa Lewis]]: A parody of [[Series/ChappellesShow True Hollywood Stories]]. Vanessa recounts the time she snapped and attacked Chun-Li after Chun-Li bragged about her fighting game career a little too much.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xAqM5dkFSs Team C.O.C.O.A. Episode 1]]: Vanessa and Elena go after their first recruit, Jade!

!Standalone videos
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNh0f25AlVg Girl Fight]]: A fight between [[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Xiaoyu]] and someone else's original character, Sasha.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epdtoAhGBmg Bus Stop]]: [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII Ibuki]] wants a new iPod, but needs more money. How does she earn it? By hiding in a trash can at a bus stop and stealing other ninja's underwear to sell on the Internet, of course!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr_b9Z-B8Yk Makoto Counts to Ten]]: [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII Makoto]] gives various other StreetFighter characters a painful lesson on how to count in Japanese.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8R9YJSeQdY Happy Mother's Day]]: The 2010 Mother's Day video, in which [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIV C. Viper]] uses her Thunder Knuckle attack to make sure she'll be the only mother among the cast of playable characters in StreetFighter.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAnU9CEuEYw We Love Hakan]]: A silly video that interprets [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIV Hakan's]] attacks as inappropriately as possible.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsVOljDEgCk Enter the Dragon Goddess]]: A tribute to Bruce Lee using the characters of one of [[http://littlenicky89.deviantart.com dhim's friends]].
* [[http://view.break.com/1953572 101 Bad Habits]]: Nina and Anna Williams from Tekken are out to set the record for most consecutive crotch kicks, and viewers are encouraged to help by filling out templates for their own characters to be kicked. Stopped at 76, but dhim says it will be finished eventually.
* [[http://view.break.com/1928321 Twisted Love]]: [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIV Seth sends Juri]] to do some errands, like buying groceries and taking out his enemies.
* [[http://view.break.com/1951261 Wedgie Fight: Rukia VS Hinata]]: [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Rukia]] and [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Hinata]] fight to be the first to give the other an atomic wedgie for no other reason than just because.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIcenm3cnmU Street Fighter Roshambo]]: [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII Makoto and Yun]] take turns whacking eachother where it hurts to determine once and for all which sex is the strongest.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Nl03YEfAM Danceabel! (Breathless: The Musical)]]: A music video about [[VideoGame/StreetFighterIV Abel]] spamming one of his Ultra Combos on everyone and everything he can find before it gets {{nerf}}ed in the [[BreakingTheFourthWall next Street Fighter update.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmMaQ67pdN8 Top Ten Video Game Cheap Shots]]: A countdown of the ten best cheap shots in video games, with a special award for first place.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx_GT00gEsY Metro City]]: A surprisingly deep music video about [[FinalFight Cody]] running from his fears instead of standing up to them, and about staying true to yourself no matter how weird anyone thinks you are.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKiXPBRMbgU X-Ray Attack! Kitana VS Shiranui]]: [[MortalKombat Kitana]] and an original character, Shiranui, face off in Mortal Kombat. Notably, Ed Boon, the co-creator of Mortal Kombat, [[http://twitter.com/#!/noobde/status/47350896274849792 retweeted this video]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH6FukhtLZw This video was later uploaded]] to {{Machinima}}'s channel with slight updates.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7txaMqD2Xs Sonik Kombat: Amy Rose VS Sally Akorn]]: [[SonicTheHedgehog Amy Rose]] and [[ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehog Sally Acorn]] face off in Mortal Kombat for the right to be the female lead in the all of the Sonic universes. This was also [[http://twitter.com/#!/noobde/status/70908806695104514 retweeted by Ed Boon]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hevwIOQI4Hw A Tribute to Video Game Mommies]]: The 2011 Mother's Day video, focusing on mothers in video games and the troubles they put up with.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8uo9A2iXA4 Wedgie Train]]: As a 5,000-subscriber special, dhim threw plot under a train and had several random characters wedgie eachother in sequence for no reason.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ennbJY9FqhQ Dr. Doom Likes to Watch]]: A fake movie trailer for a movie based on [[DoctorDoom Dr. Doom's]] Level 3 Hyper Move in MarvelVSCapcom3, which is reinterpreted as Dr. Doom watching his victims as they shower.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMN4zI2i9ss Splendid Woman]]: An interactive video in which you have to find annotations hidden in the video to help [[VideoGame/StreetFighterAlpha Sakura]] defeat Sexy Ryu! [[spoiler:If you want to cheat, path 1: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mKSZQclF-w part 2]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr0ePj6WL9c part 3]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C6xjCxA3eU part 4]], and path 2: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXXo2kWMwZU part 2b]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M10PLnpRd9M part 3b]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgc44A3E5lU part 5]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLkCVbLTbzk part 6]] or [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgD71kIj-1s part 7]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBoghB2DY30 Beauty and the Beat]]: A call to get Elena and Anna Williams added to VideoGame/StreetFighterXTekken.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFht_6AWGWY Queen of Cougar Town]]: Another character request video, this time to have Seung Mina kept for [[SoulSeries Soul Calibur V]] instead of replacing her with a younger {{expy}}.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUFW_tOVvN8 Makoto Says, "Buy Street Fighter 3!"]]: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Makoto gives five reasons for everyone to buy Street Fighter 3: Third Strike Online Edtition]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4v7REWpWWY The Legend of the Splits Punch]]: Johnny Cage tells the riveting tale of why he refused to use his signature move against female opponents in the early MortalKombat games.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfGuIqqu4s8 Black Cauldron Fatality]]: One of the gags from it was extended into its own video for {{Machinima}}.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdPOXPpStPA A Complaint 15 Years in the Making]]: A video complaining about how the male and female reactions to Sophita's knee-to-the-groin attack are different and asking Namco to finally make them the same.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X77f_WjKh0E Gotta See! Gotta Know! Poison's True Form!]]: Chun-Li investigates the mystery around [[FinalFight Poison's]] true sex.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wQB6l_qo8 The Legend of Mel Masters]]: an alternate take on Ken's ending from the original Street Fighter III; his son Mel goes on a journey to find as many people as he can to punch in the crotch.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpvNps9kqcc Forbidden Technique! Honey Vadger Basher!]]: In an attempt to become a DLC character in Skullgirls 2, D. Violet seeks out Johnny Cage to teach her his forbidden technique, the [[GroinAttack Splits Punch.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbj6pNAn23Q Princess Peach's Dangerous Booty]]: Peach's ass is crowned the new princess after she inadvertently [[spoiler: kills Bowser with it]], thanks to a blow to the cooch from Oliver.
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!!This series provides examples of:
* AllWomenAreLustful: Pops up in various videos, where the female characters are more perverted than the males.
* AmbiguousGender: Poison, who is the subject of Poison's True Form!
** dhim's own sex is also frequently discussed, but dhim prefers to keep it secret. [[spoiler:The answer is out there, if you look hard enough.]]
* AssKicksYou: Or in [[spoiler: Bowser's]] case, in "Princess Peach's Dangerous Booty", Ass ''Kills'' You!
* BadAssBoast: Abel makes one when the Nerf King shows up:
-->Abel: I just murdered a [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs Dinosaur]] with my bare hands. [[NotAfraidOfYouAnymore A Mystery man doesn't scare me.]]
* BarbieDollAnatomy: Averted when characters are not censored in some way, except by {{Half Dressed Cartoon Animal}}s like Sonic.
* BreastAttack: Occasionally happens to female characters instead of them being struck in the groin (or sometimes in addition to it).
* ButtMonkey: '''Everyone'''. While some characters will get away scott free, don't think they won't get owned in a different video.
* CantBatheWithoutAWeapon: Dante showers with his guns, and Thor showers with his hammer.
* CatSmile: Characters sometimes do this.
* CensorSuds: For [[DevilMayCry Dante]], {{Thor}}, [[Franchise/{{X-Men}} Jean Grey, and Storm]] in Dr. Doom Likes to Watch.
* ClothingDamage: Seung Mina's treasure hunting has torn the clothes off of three of her victims ([[VideoGame/StreetFighterIII Gill]], Amy Rose, and Sodia), wedgies usually result the character's underwear being torn off, and Mike Haggar's clothes are burnt up in a car accident in Metro City.
* CoolShades: Amy dons a pair during her [[MortalKombat Johnny Cage]] impression in Sonik Kombat.
** Johnny Cage himself also wears a pair, of course. And when they get broken, another pair descends from the heavens just for him.
* CurbStompBattle: Most of the fights can be pretty one sided. Usually, it's just one character receiving multiple [[GroinAttack Groin Attacks]](and [[BreastAttack BreastAttacks]] if they're female) until they stay down.
* DistractedByTheSexy: If you fail the first part of Splendid Woman, Sakura gets distracted by Sexy Ryu's abs and trips over a rock.
* DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale: Amy implies she is going to have her way with Sonic in [[http://dhim.deviantart.com/art/Amy-Rose-catches-her-prey-150654455 this alternate ending]] to episode 5 of Seung Mina's Treasure Hunt, Zelda intends to have sex with Link whether he feels up to it or not after they are both eliminated from the Battle Royale of the Sexes, and [[SoulSeries Sophita's]] entire reason for entering the Battle Royale is to find a man to impregnate her, against his will if she has to. All three were intended to be funny.
* {{Fanservice}}: For men ''and'' women!
** FetishFuel: Pretty much the purpose of the series.
* FormFittingWardrobe: Pretty much everyone.
* FutureMeScaresMe: Classic Amy greets Modern Amy with a kick to the groin in [[http://dhim.deviantart.com/art/CRYOCH-MACHINE-Amy-and-Amy-215805015 this [=CRYOCH=] Machine animation]].
* {{Gainaxing}}: But not only do breasts jiggle -- boys have bouncy balls, too!
* GenderBender: In Legend of the Splits Punch, the second half of Johnny Cage's story takes place in a hypothetical universe wherein he, Goro, Shang Tsung, and Scorpion are all female.
* GirlsHaveCooties: Sexy Ryu hides from Sakura and her girl cooties in the good ending of Splendid Woman.
* GoingCommando: The wedgie train was interrupted because [[PacMan Ms. Pac-Man]] only wears a bow and thus could not be given a wedgie.
* GoofyPrintUnderwear: [[http://dhim.deviantart.com/art/Hinata-s-Photo-Album-158752439 Sakura's have an interesting picture of Sasuke on them]], [[http://dhim.deviantart.com/art/FAIL-TALITY-206508810 Amy's have hearts and Sonic's face on them]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP-tEd7F7QI Cloud's have Sephiroth's face on them]].
* GroinAttack: The main focus of the series.
** Subverted when [[spoiler:Akuma is unaffected in Makoto Counts to Ten.]]
** Played with when Rukia kicks Hinata and she wonders for a moment whether she should be hurt by it before falling to the ground in pain when she realizes that yes, it hurts girls, too.
* GuideDangIt: The hidden annotations in Splended Woman are small, only appear for a few moments, and are invisible until you hover your cursor over them, so many people had a hard time finding them, even with the visual and audio clues.
* HalfDressedCartoonAnimal: Played with at the end of [[http://view.break.com/1658322 episode 5 of Seung Mina's Treasure Hunt]], when Amy points out to Sonic that he never wears clothes, and then he freaks out about it. Amy becomes one herself in the same episode because [[http://dhim.deviantart.com/art/Amy-s-Rose-150847388 her dress is torn off by Seung Mina's attack]].
* HeroismIncentive: Sakura offers Sexy Ryu a Scooby Snack to come down out of the tree he is hiding in, but he refuses to come down for anything less than six Scooby Snacks and a glass of milk.
* ICallHimMisterHappy: In "Rukia vs. Hinata: Wedgie Fight"; it's revealed that Hinata calls her coochie "Naruto Jr". Rukia calls her a weirdo for doing that, then proclaims that she wants to end the fight quickly, [[HypocriticalHumor so she can put some ice on "Mr. Jigglyface."]] (her left breast)
* JigglePhysics: With '''both''' sexes. See {{Gainaxing}} above.
* MagicSkirt: After Sally steals Amy's underwear in Sonik Kombat, Amy's dress becomes one. [[spoiler:Except for one frame while Amy is doing the splits and during the second to last scene.]]
* MercyInvincibility: Amy and Sally take advantage of this to survive with only one Ring between the two of them in Sonik Kombat.
* MultipleEndings: Dating Sim has three and Splendid Woman has nine (although eight of them are bad endings).
* OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe: In Splendid Woman, while lying on top of him after their fight, Sakura asks this of Sexy Ryu, [[SubvertedTrope who really does have a banana in his pocket]]. Sexy Ryu then asks if Sakura has an empty hot dog bun in her pocket, but she does not.
--> "Nope, that's mah junk."
* PantyShot: All over the place.
* PerpetualFrowner: Sexy Ryu takes dancing [[http://dhim.deviantart.com/art/Sexy-Ryu-250720172 very seriously]].
* PottyEmergency: In Poison's True Form, Chun-Li tries to determine Poison's sex by waiting to see which restroom Poison uses, but she is unable to wait for too long and has to rush into the restroom herself.
* PottyFailure: In the scene after Chun-Li's potty emergency, she is wearing different clothes for reasons she didn't wanna talk about, implying this happened.
* RealMenWearPink: Real men wear skirts...[[http://dhim.deviantart.com/art/Real-Men-Wear-Skirts-Of-Fire-195956882 of fire!]] And Williams likes fashion and painting his nails.
* RunningGag: The mountain goat, Ibuki hiding in trash cans and stealing underwear, [[FinalFight Mike Haggar]] showing up to {{nerf}} someone with his pipe.
* SerialEscalation: Some of the stuff Abel starts attacking in Danceabel, which includes [[spoiler:an elephant, a moai, the Willis Tower in Chicago, a pyramid, and a dinosaur that had just risen from a tar pit.]]
* SingleTear[=/=]TearsFromAStone: A single drop of rain slides down Dr. Doom's mask while he mourns the death of [[spoiler:his hover chair.]]
* SunglassesAtNight: Amy learns the hard way that wearing sunglasses in the dark is a bad idea, no matter how cool they look.
* SureWhyNot: A fan asked if the mountain goat's name could be Oliver and dhim said sure.
* SymbolSwearing
* TooDumbToLive: Williams is...[[http://dhim.deviantart.com/art/lumpsVSbumps-9-171620785 not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.]].
* WouldHitAGirl: The girls get beat down just as badly as the boys. No DoubleStandard here, folks!
** Except for the female rapists. Then again, the issuing storm for trying to make this even would leave no survivors...
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"Strong is the new cute!"