->''"Spike lips! Lips of Spike!"''
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

Some people appreciate being kissed. But then there's the one who is AllergicToLove, or even a GrumpyBear, a {{Jerkass}}, or a JerkWithAHeartOfGold. If this person is kissed by a person that he does not like (or sometimes even a person he ''does'' like), he will react with exaggerated disgust: he'll start spitting, for example, or rush off to wash off his mouth. It also doesn't necessarily have to be a romantic kiss; with an {{Accidental Kiss}}, both characters may have this reaction. The title is a portmanteau of the words "kiss" and "disgusting".

Contrast PostKissCatatonia and KissDiss. A HeManWomanHater is likely to do this. This is not a bystander being grossed out by two people kissing; that's SickAndWrong or TooMuchInformation.


[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In one of the ''Anime/{{Code Geass}}'' sound episodes, Suzaku ends up [[{{It Makes Sense In Context}} accidentally]] kissing [[{{Ho Yay}} Lelouch]]. Lelouch freaks out (and Rolo screams), but Suzaku actually seems okay with it.
* Manga/{{Naruto}} and Sasuke have an {{Accidental Kiss}} in one of the earlier episodes/chapters and react with disgust.
** And Naruto still reacts with disgust upon remembering it years later. It doesn't help that no one ever lets him live it down.
* A classic example happens in ''Anime/{{Neon Genesis Evangelion}}'' when [[{{Ship Tease}} Asuka makes out with Shinji for a solid minute]] and then feels grossed out when Shinji forceably pulls away to breathe, and runs off.
* In ''Manga/{{Airmaster}}'' Nagato asks Kinjiro to kiss him to make his pain go away and he does. Nagato feels better afterwards, Kinjiro¨ however feels sick.
* ''Manga/UruseiYatsura'': Thanks to a lipstick that draws the lips of the people using it together, Ataru and HandsomeLech Mendou end up in a full-frontal smooch by mistake. Both are promptly disgusted — a dappya fish monster even offers the readers three panels to recover from this shock. The participants of the kiss think they require more.
* Kaname in ''Lightnovel/FullMetalPanic'' after Leonard steals her SacredFirstKiss.
* Rito and Ren in ''ToLoveRu'' have an AccidentalKiss and react by gagging in disgust.
* ''Manga/SailorMoon'' is kissed by [[StalkerWithACrush Prince Diamond]] in the manga and she reacts by slapping him.
** Also, at the very start Usagi gave Luna a kiss to apologize for stepping on her. Luna promptly scratches her ''hard''.
* In ''{{Manga/FAKE}}'', Ryo had this reaction when he was kissed by Berkley and immediately punches Berkley. This lack of reaction to being kissed by Dee is one reason he concludes he may actually have a thing for Dee.
* ''Manga/RaveMaster'', Elie's reaction to getting kissed by Lucia. She wipes her mouth, but breaks into tears afterwards as it was, as far as she knew, [[SacredFirstKiss her first kiss]].
* In ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure'', when Dio steals the SacredFirstKiss of Johnathan's LoveInterest Erina, Erina's immediate response is to wash her mouth out...with muddy water from a puddle on the side of the road. Needless to say, Dio is exactly as offended by this as you would expect.
* In the ''Manga/SandsOfDestruction'', after Rhi'a kisses her ([[CloudCuckooLander because she smells like Kyrie]]), Morte backs up so fast that she slams into the ship's mast, then finds some mouthwash to gargle with.

[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''[=/=]''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' crossover ''[[FanFic/ElementalsOfHarmony My Little Praetor: Phthisis is Magic]]'', Clinical Trial's liplock with Twilight is 'strictly business'.
* In the ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''FanFic/SilverBlood'', Silver kisses Domino so that he can get away from her during his escape from Team Rocket. It's clear how he feels about it, though he says that it was still a step up from killing her.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitchTheSeries'' fanfic ''[[FanFic/StarlightSeries Alpha and Omega]]'', 349 (Bonnie) insists that she had to use almost a whole bottle of mouthwash after the [[KissOfLife totally-not-a-kiss artificial respiration]] she did on 350 (Clyde) in First Aid class.

[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* An accidental example shows up in ''WesternAnimation/QuestForCamelot'', between the two-headed dragon Devon and Cornwall.
* ''Disney/{{The Emperors New Groove}}'': Pacha tries to give Kuzco mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and then Kuzco wakes up. Cut to the next scene with Kuzco gargling to get the germs out and Pacha insisting that [[KissOfLife it wasn't a kiss]].
-->'''Pacha:''' For the last time, ''it was not a kiss!''\\
'''Kuzco:''' Well, ''whatever'' you call it, it was ''disgusting!'' And if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little ''kiss of life''.
* In ''WesternAnimation/SupermanDoomsday'', Lois has to get close to ComicBook/LexLuthor in order to inject him with a sedative. She uses the obvious method. As soon as he's out, she spits.
* ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'': The picture of Preston Whitmore and Thaddeus Thatch immediately post-kiss. They're both recoiling in disgust. [[TheBet And it's Whitmore's fault.]]
-->'''Mr. Whitmore:''' I told him "Thatch, if you actually find that so-called journal of yours, not only will I finance the expedition, [[TemptingFate I'll kiss you full on the mouth]]." Imagine my embarrassment when he ''found'' the darn thing.
* Both Merlin and Wart do this in ''Disney/{{The Sword in The Stone}}'' when their respective old lady squirrel and young girl squirrel kiss them on the lips for the first time.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/BachelorParty'': after Gary learns that the female escort he was making out with is really a man we see him standing in the shower desparately washing his face, and his crotch. To quote the script:
-->Gary feels filthy. He rips open the [bathroom] cabinet, takes out tooth paste and toothbrush and vigorously brushes his teeth. He rips off his clothes and jumps in the shower and scrubs as if he's scraping barnacles off a hull of a tugboat.
* Occasionally in ''Film/TheThreeStooges'' when Curly would kiss Moe, he'd spit and say "I'm poisoned!"
* ''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}'' introduces himself to Barbara with a big sloppy kiss (then drops her on her butt) - she yells angrily under his lips, then gags and spits afterward (imagine how he must taste!)
* In the 1997 film ''Film/KullTheConqueror'' based on ''Literature/{{Kull}}'', Witch Queen Akivasha kisses General Taligaro in an attempt to [[WeCanRuleTogether seduce him to her side]]. As soon as he turns away he wipes his mouth in disgust, all too aware of what she really is.
* ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''. When Eddie Valiant hides Roger Rabbit from the Toon Patrol, Roger is appropriately grateful.
-->'''Roger Rabbit:''' Jeepers Eddie, that was swell! How can I ever repay ya! ''(SmoochOfVictory)''
-->'''Eddie:''' ''(wiping his mouth)'' For starters, don't EVER kiss me again!
** Eddie does kiss Roger at the end of the movie however, to show he's begun to lighten up.
* In the Spanish comedy-horror film ''The Witches of Zugarramurdi'' (released in the U.S. as ''Witching and Bitching''), the young witch Eva at one point toys with her captives, Jose and Tony, by forcing them to "kiss and make up" for her amusement. They are visibly appalled through the whole thing, and after she releases them, they refuse to make eye contact.
* ''Conquest of Space'' (1955). The MsFanservice wife of the PluckyComicRelief sends a message via [[ZeeRust newsreel]] to her husband on the SpaceStation. Unfortunately she inadvertently gives away that [[YourCheatingHeart she's having an affair]]. When she blows him a kiss, he angrily pretends to wipe it off his face.

* In the Russian novel ''{{Dead Souls}}'', protagonist chichikov is "kissed" (well, licked) on the mouth by a dog. Understandably, he spits out after this.
* Shows up three times in ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''. One time, Dresden wakes up from unconsciousness to find his nemesis/parole officer Donald Morgan performing CPR on him. The second time, he needed to kiss a succubus to fuel a spell, and plays up his reaction to piss her off. The third time, he is greeted by his dog, who happens to be about four feet at the shoulder, 250 pounds bone dry and very happy to see his master.

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* A mild one in ''{{Smallville}}'', ''Hug''. Chloe is mind controlled into acting out her heart's desire, which involves a ForcefulKiss on Clark. He immediately starts wiping his mouth afterwards. She didn't know what happened, but that tipped her off. Very sensitive, [[FanNickname Big Dumb Alien]].
* Done in the ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]'' episode "The House Of Qwark". Due to the peculiarities in Klingon law, a wife of a lord had to marry Qwark, as he was the lord's presumed killer (it was really an accident during a drunken bar brawl). The ceremony ended with a kiss, which she spit out. After he helped get her house back properly, she gave him a proper kiss.
* Dick from ''Series/VeronicaMars'' gets seduced by a call girl hired by his little brother. Cassidy's revenge kicks in when we see Dick bursting out of his car, screaming and spitting "What the hell is that?!", to which the deep voice call girl says "What do you call yours?" much to Dick's chagrin.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''.
** Buffy and Spike when they wake up from the LoveSpell in "Something Blue".
** In "Wrecked", Buffy and Spike wake the morning after a night of debauched DestructoNookie. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Buffy throws her clothes on and tries to get out of there]], but can't resist another passionate clinch, only to break free and rub her mouth in disgust over her lack of control.
* When ''Series/{{Chuck}}'' kisses Casey in an ill-found attempt to save his life (They had both been poisoned, Chuck had ingested the only dose of antidote, and he thought it might be transferable by saliva), both react with disgust. Casey spits while Chuck makes a face.
* In ''Series/FawltyTowers'', when Basil kisses Sybil on the cheek:
-->'''Sybil:''' ''(shocked)'' What are you doing?\\
'''Basil:''' I'm kissing you, dear.\\
'''Sybil:''' Well, don't!
* ''Series/{{Dollhouse}}''. A middle-aged female client has her personality implanted into the much-younger Echo, and ends up being suddenly [[SurpriseIncest kissed by her son who's unaware of this]]. Her reaction is as you'd expect.
* ''Series/{{DoctorWho}}'': After an exuberant Eleventh Doctor plants one on Rory Williams, Rory grimaces.

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* Lucy does this whenever Snoopy kisses her in ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}''.
* Happened a few times in ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'':
** [[http://garfield.nfshost.com/1980/10/04/ Jon got kissed by Garfield when attempting to get Liz to kiss him.]]
** [[http://garfield.nfshost.com/1981/09/27/ Jon started spitting after kissing Garfield's paw to make it feel better.]]
** [[http://garfield.nfshost.com/1992/03/09/ Garfield kissed Jon while he was still asleep.]]
** Also happens any time Garfield gets slurped by Odie.

[[folder: Professional Wrestling]]
* At ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} Barely Legal'', Wrestling/{{Francine}} had this reaction when she woke up and realized that the masked man who kissed her was ''not'' [[Wrestling/RickRude "Ravishing" Rick Rude]], but was the less desirable "Bulldozer" Brian Lee.[[note]]See TheFarmerAndTheViper for the whole story.[[/note]]
* [[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys Bubba Ray Dudley]] once expected to get a kiss from Wrestling/TorrieWilson during a mixed tag team match on ''Series/WWESmackDown'', only to receive one instead from the flamboyant Wrestling/{{Rico| Constantino}}. His reaction upon opening his eyes was priceless.
* {{Invoked| trope}} by "Mr. Beautiful" Rudy Russo in River City Wrestling after Wrestling/MercedesMartinez started gagging upon hearing his 'RedBaron'. (invoking this trope got him power bombed)
* At a live Wrestling/{{TNA}} event in San Fransisco, [[Wrestling/KatarinaWaters Winter]] slumped over on referee Earl Hebner after being slugged by Wrestling/MickieJames, who woke her up with a kiss at the crowd's prodding. Being on this page you can imagine her reaction. Later Earl and Mickie shared one, which turned out to be a little much for them both.
* Pepper Parks, when trying to save his wife from the irresistible charm of Wrestling/{{CZW}}'s resident KavorkaMan, Greg Excellent, ended up himself falling for it when he got between them and kissed Excellent. Both Pepper and Greg were disgusted (Excellent can't help who he pulls in).
* This was Wrestling/MsChif's reaction at Chick Fight V, when she was kissed by Sumie Sakai.

[[folder: Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'', Yuna is forced to marry Seymour Guado. She is visibly discomfited during the entire scene and cringes during the wedding kiss. The moment she breaks free she quickly wipes her mouth with the back of her hand. Kissing Seymour is doubly disgusting for her since a) he's a manipulative murderous jerk and b) he's an Unsent, meaning he's already dead.

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* During ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaWorldTour'', Cody reacted this way when Sierra kissed him.
* On an episode of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', Batman acted this way when Poison Ivy kissed him. Justified in that she's known to use poisoned lipstick.
* Bart does this at the end of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Bart Gets an F", Bart impulsively kisses the teacher, and regrets doing so afterward.
** Another example is in "Flaming Moe's", when one of Lisa's friends pounces on Bart to kiss him on the mouth on a dare, and he spits twice in response to this.
* ''ComicBook/BillyTheCat''
** Seen when a human girl is turned into a cat, and Billy has to choose whether she can be turned back into a human or he can; Billy decides to let her have the human-transformation instead, and in gratitute, the girl kisses him on the mouth while she's in human form, and he's in cat form; instead of enjoying it, he just wipes his mouth with his paw and mutters, "[[GenderScoff Ugh, girls.]]"
** A borderline example (as his discomfort is somewhat mild) is from when Billy frees several female cats from captivity in a boat, and afterwards they are all shown kissing him. This shows that his discomfort at being kissed by human girls can't be attributed to being a cat; or at least not exclusively; as he doesn't exactly enjoy the affection from feline females, either.
* ''WesternAnimation/KickButtowski'' Kick does a FakeOutMakeOut move on [[BelligerentSexualTension Kendall]] in one episode, and he reacts by coughing and washing his mouth afterwards. Kendall, however, was thrilled.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheMask'', when Dr. Pretorius takes control of the Mask's body, he forces The Mask to kiss Mrs. Peenman ({{For the Evulz}}). After this, both of them scream and The Mask runs away, gargles an ''entire tube of mouthwash'', and chews and spits out an entire package of gum.
* ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'' has it as well. Pretty but wicked Mala kisses a handsome soldier, who wipes his lips on the back of his hands when she isn't looking, thoroughly revolted.
* In the first episode of ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'', Coconuts kisses a picture of Dr. Robotnik, and the expression on the picture turns into one of disgust.
* In ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'', toward the end of the first episode featuring the Rowdyruff Boys, the girls destroy them by kissing them. Buttercup is shown to be very reluctant with this. At the episode's conclusion, Buttercup was puking her guts out, while Blossom and Bubbles didn't find the experience bad.
** Subverted in the follow-up episode "The Boys Are Back in Town", where the girls' kisses make the Rowdyruffs grow in size after Him makes them immune to the girls' feminine wiles.
* In ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'', Heloise and Beezy once share an AccidentalKiss and both react by making disgusted faces and saying "BLEGH!"
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': Meg kisses Stewie on the side of his head and once she leaves the room, he barfs into a plant.
* On ''WesternAnimation/{{Jabberjaw}}'', this is Shelly's usual reaction to being kissed by a shark.
* When WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom is put under a love spell, Sam realizes that the only way to snap him out of it so he can focus on beating the MonsterOfTheWeek is to BreakHisHeartToSaveHim and plants her lips on [[JerkJock Dash Baxter.]] Both recoil in disgust.
-->'''Dash:''' Aah! It tastes like geek!
-->'''Sam:''' Aah! It tastes like ''[[FutureLoser failure!]]''
* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'': Darkwing spits after kissing [[HeterosexualLifePartners Launchpad]] [[AccidentalKiss while dreaming about]] [[LoveInterest Morgana.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/MrBogus'':
** In the second act of the episode "[[Recap/MrBogusS1E4EtTuBrattus Et Tu, Brattus?]]", Bogus has this reaction to being kissed by Aunt Bogunda, after she entrusts him to look after Brattus, though the reaction is subtle.
** In the second act of the episode "[[Recap/MrBogusS2E8BogusToTheRescue Bogus to the Rescue]]", Bogus, in his superhero persona Super Bogus, manages to save Bogetta from Baddus's clutches. Bogetta is so grateful to Bogus for saving her that she gives him a big kiss, but Bogus is disgusted by the kiss [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere as he quickly flies away afterwards.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Motorcity}}'': [[spoiler:Claire]] has the reaction after kissing [[spoiler: Chuck in order to snap out of her hallucination]]. Julie, on a minor note, has this reaction toward Texas, even though the "kiss" is over a screen.
* Right after Spinelli and T.J. do their TestKiss in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' episode "The Experiement", after a brief second, they become disgusted by it (Though it's implied they enjoyed it).
* Gargamel gets a disgusting smother of kisses from Hogatha in ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs'' episode "Hogatha's Heart Throb" when he masquerades as Hogatha's dream date in order to get his hands on her magic whistle [[spoiler:which is actually her bird call]]. Even the Smurfs are totally disgusted watching Hogatha smother Gargamel in kisses.
* Chester from ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents'' is so AllergicToLove that he breaks out in hives when in contact with girls. A kiss on the cheek is enough to burn him.
* In the pilot of ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', Ren unknowingly kisses Stimpy and goes to wash his mouth with toilet water afterwards.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3'' episode "The Beauty of Kootie": Kootie Pie kisses Luigi, disguised as Casanova Koopa, who is revolted by her affection. When she accidentally uncovers his disguise, she spits out his germs.
* The owner of the cat and dog in the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes short "Hiss And Make Up" make them kiss each other on the lips to instill peace in the house. The two animals do it and are immediately repulsed.
* Zig-zag: in the debut episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Beetlejuice}}'', "Critter Sitters," Lydia is so overjoyed at getting a spider necklace from B.J. that she could kiss him--until she sees the bugs in his green, moldy teeth. She settles for a hug.
* ''YogisTreasureHunt'': After peace is declared in the war between Bearzil and Dickaragua (episode "Yogi's Heroes"), the mainland figures--shaped as the faces of Yogi Bear and Dick Dastardly--reluctantly kiss each other on the lips.
* Dino Boy (a secondary feature from the 1966 ''SpaceGhost'' show) is repulsed after the cave girl he rescued kisses him.
* In the ''HeckleAndJeckle'' cartoon "Blind Date," Heckle has Jeckle dressed as a millionaire's long lost girlfriend in order to collect a big reward. Horace, the rather dense-witted millionaire, kisses Jeckle on the side of his beak and Jeckle is naturally disgusted by it.
* In ''WesternAnimation/ACharlieBrownChristmas'', Lucy is understandably freaked out when Snoopy gives her a TakeThatKiss on the nose.
-->'''Lucy:''' Augh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!\\
'''Snoopy:''' Bleah...

[[folder:Real Life]]
* Almost any little boy in the single-digit age group will react this way if [[GirlsHaveCooties a girl kisses him]]. The reverse is also normal for that age.
* A completely normal reaction to any ''unwanted'', but intentional, and sexually motivated kiss. For the same reasons why a rape victim will want to take a shower immediately, even though that destroys evidence: Washing helps the brain cope with emotional disgust.