->'''Hacker:''' What has Sir Arnold to fear, anyway? He's got all the honours he could want, surely.
->'''Bernard:''' Well, naturally he has his 'G'.
->'''Hacker:''' 'G'?
->'''Bernard:''' Yes, you get your 'G' after your 'K'.
->'''Hacker:''' You speak in riddles, Bernard.
->'''Bernard:''' Well, take the Foreign Office. First, you get the CMG, then the KCMG, then the GCMG. The Commander of the Order of St. Michael and St. George, Knight Commander of St. Michael and St. George, Knight Grand Cross of St. Michael and St. George. Of course, in the service, CMG stands for "Call Me God." And KCMG for "Kindly Call Me God."
->'''Hacker:''' What does GCMG stand for?
->'''Bernard:''' "[[BlasphemousBoast God Calls Me God]]."
-->-- ''Series/YesMinister'', Doing The Honours

Britain, being a monarchy, has a title system to go with it - a clunky, sometimes counterintuitive system, with seemingly endless contradictions and absurdities. Getting titles and styles correct can be difficult for someone not "to the manner born" - which is, of course, the point: for centuries, the complexities of the honour system have served as a shibboleth to weed out posers, fraudsters, and plain old liars. (Unlike what modern melodramas might presume, it was rarely used to weed out those who "went to the wrong school", just those who pretended they went to the right school but didn't. And of course until the Victorian era most aristocrats didn't go to school anyway.)

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'''Royalty'''
* The Sovereign: currently a Queen Regnant, Elizabeth II of TheHouseOfWindsor. She is addressed as "Your Majesty" on first approach, "Ma'am" subsequently, and referred to as "Her Majesty". A male sovereign would be a King and be referred to as His Majesty, of course.
** Incidentally, she's not the "Queen of England" any more than she's the Queen of Saskatchewan. She's the Queen of the United Kingdom - and Queen of Canada, Australia, and all the other Commonwealth realms.
* The Consort: A male sovereign's wife is a Queen Consort. A female sovereign's husband does not share in his wife's rank, but instead is given whatever style the sovereign (or, more accurately, the government of the day) thinks appropriate. Prince Philip was given a royal dukedom.
* The Offspring: A sovereign's children, sons' children, and eldest son's eldest son's children automatically receive the style of "Royal Highness". This applies also to the children and male-line grandchildren of previous sovereigns. Some male members of the Royal Family also hold noble titles, as mentioned below. Other family members (say, a female heir's husband) may be permitted the style by royal warrant.
* The Spouses: Wives of male Royal Highnesses use a female version of their husband's style for the duration of the marriage (and afterwards, if widowed). The wife of HRH the Earl of Wessex is HRH the Countess of Wessex, while the wife of Prince Michael of Kent is referred to as Princess Michael of Kent: this even though her first name is actually Marie-Christine.
* Others: The widow of a King is a Queen Dowager; however, if she's the mother of the current sovereign she might choose to be called Queen Mother instead (as Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon did). There's no precedent as to how to address the widower of a queen; the only male consort to have survived his wife was Philip II, and although the English called him many fine things none of them were related to his marriage.
** A common mistake by writers is to use titles such as "Your Royal Majesty" or "Your Highness" in modern works. The first has never existed[[note]]Although "''Imperial'' and Royal Majesty" did exist...for [[UsefulNotes/ImperialGermany the German Kaiser]] and [[UsefulNotes/TheSoundOfMartialMusic Austro-Hungarian Emperor]].[[/note]] and is mainly popular with American historical novelists; the second was once used in the Royal Family,[[note]]before 1917, it was given to distant descendants of the Sovereign[[/note]] but is now only held by the Aga Khan, leader of the world's Ismaili Muslims.
** Note that before Henry [=VIII=], kings were usually addressed as "Your Grace" or even "my liege"; although some earlier monarchs tried out the Majesty on a limited basis, Henry was the first to insist on it.

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'''[[BlueBlood Hereditary Peerages]]''' (all titles have female equivalents):
* Duke (Duchess): The highest title of the lot. The word comes from the Latin "ducere", meaning "to lead". Address as "Your Grace" when you are talking to him, unless he is a "royal duke" like Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, who is "Your Royal Highness". The overwhelming majority of Dukes (23 of 29) are non-royal.
** Royal dukedoms become non-royal after the second; the definition of a Prince (or Princess) of the royal family is anyone whose parent or paternal grandparent is or was Sovereign.
*** For example: among the queen's cousins are HRH Prince Richard, second duke of Gloucester, and HRH Prince Edward, second duke of Kent, grandsons of George V. Their children are "Lord/Lady N. Windsor" like those of other dukes, and the future third dukes will be "His Grace" rather than "His Royal Highness". (No active ex-royal dukedoms now exist; as it happens, no such dukedom has reached a third generation since the Wars of the Roses. A few will be coming up, once the current Dukes of Gloucester and Kent pass on.[[note]]Because nothing concerning titles can be simple, this has to be qualified. Two royal dukedoms (Cumberland and Albany) were affected by the ''Titles Deprivation Act 1917'' because the holders of these titles were German subjects. The holders were deprived of their titles, but the titles weren't themselves made extinct; should a successor wish to do so, he could petition the Privy Council to have them restored as an ex-royal dukedom.[[/note]])
** Parodied by Mark Twain in the story of ''The Million Pound Banknote'' where the owner of the note becomes so famous that the Times reports his doings above those of "Any duke not royal".
* Marquess (Marchioness): Started out as a title given to lords who guarded the borders with Wales and Scotland; from "march", an obsolete word for "borderland". Anne Boleyn was ennobled as Lady Marquess of Pembroke before she married Henry [=VIII=]. Pronounced either "mark-us" or "mar-kwiss" depending on the time period, but never "mar-kee".
* Earl (Countess): The title comes from the Norse "jarl"; is the equivalent of the Continental count, whence "countess" (which you have to admit is better than "earless"). It is suspected that a Teutonic rather than Romance-language word may have been chosen due to the aural similarity of "count" to a certain English word for [[CountryMatters an undignified part of the body]]. There is one "royal earl", Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex.
* Viscount (Viscountess): The title means "vice-count"; was originally a secondary title given to earls for the use of their sons.
* Baron.: The title comes from a Germanic word meaning "warrior". A female baron is a baroness, but not TheBaroness. Usually. Thankfully.
* Lord of Parliament (the Scottish equivalent of Baron, which means something else in Scotland)

Peers are referred to and usually addressed as "Lord [title]" unless they're dukes, in which case (as mentioned) they're addressed as "Your Grace" and referred to as "The Duke of [title]". Women who are peers in their own right get "Lady" and "Duchess" instead of "Lord" and "Duke". Wives of male peers share their husbands' social rank and use the female version of their husband's title - but husbands of peers (and wives of female peers) do not. This unfair-seeming custom arose primarily to ''save men's feelings''; a man who took his wife's title might (shock! horror!) be mistaken for her subordinate instead of her lord and master, clearly something no red-blooded man would tolerate. This wasn't always the case; before the Tudor era, the husband of a peeress in her own right usually exercised her authority and thus assumed her title. "The Kingmaker", for instance, inherited the earldom of Salisbury from his mother, but is usually known by his wife's earldom of Warwick.

A peer's eldest son uses his father's second title (if any) "by courtesy" during the father's lifetime. (The Crown has occasionally used a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Writ_of_acceleration writ of acceleration]] to transfer the subsidiary peerage to the heir apparent during the father's lifetime, in order to put him in the House of Lords. This device was last used in 1992 for Lord Cecil, known by courtesy as Viscount Cranborne, a distinguished Tory MP; it is now obsolete, as hereditary peerages no longer entitle their holders to seats in the Lords. Instead, new non-hereditary baronies will be created as needed.) Younger sons/daughters of dukes and marquesses and daughters of earls use "Lord/Lady [firstname] [lastname]". Any other children of peers are addressed in writing as "The Honourable [first name] [last name]"; when speaking to of of them, however, you'd just use "Mr.", "Miss", etc.

Informally, all peers except dukes can be referred to as "Lord Title-name", as mentioned above. Formally, however, dukes, marquesses, almost all earls, and some Scottish viscounts are "the Title ''of'' Title-Name". Examples include the Duke of Wellington, the Marquess of Queensberry, and the Earl of Clarendon. It's done this way because the title-names in these cases aren't surnames: they're ''place names''. Barons and English viscounts have no ''of'' because their styles usually derive from surnames, as do those of a few earls (e.g. [[Creator/EarlRussell Earl]] [[Creator/BertrandRussell Russell]]). Writers should keep in mind that a title normally rendered as (for example) "the Earl of Matlock" cannot also be rendered as "Earl Matlock"; you have to pick one or the other and stick to it, keeping in mind that either can also be rendered as "Lord Matlock".

When a peerage style is a surname, it is likely to duplicate an existing one, in which case it is created with a distinguishing placename, e.g. [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Baron Black of Crossharbour]]; but he's usually called ''Lord Black'' unless the short form is ambiguous in context.

'''Life Peerages:'''
* Baron (Baroness): All modern life peerages are baronies (though a few higher titles were created for life in the past). Barons are usually known as "Lord/Lady Title-Name" whether the title name derives from a surname (Lord Thomson) or otherwise (Lord Beaverbrook), but a few holders of baronies prefer "Baron" to "Lord" or "Lady". Margaret Thatcher, for instance, preferred to be called [[TheBaroness Baroness Thatcher]], possibly to emphasize that she was using the title ''she'' was awarded on her own merits, rather than "Lady Thatcher", a title that she previously acquired when her husband became Sir Denis.

'''Baronets:'''
* A title specifically created just to look posh; the king used to sell them to get extra cash. None created since 1964 (except for Denis Thatcher), but there are still some out there. Like a knight, a baronet starts his name with "Sir" but puts "Bart." at the end instead of the initials of his order and degree of knighthood (see below). Baronetcies are hereditary; one was inherited by a U.S. Air Force officer.
** In Creator/GilbertAndSullivan's ''Theatre/{{Ruddigore}}'', the main character, "The Bad Baronet of Ruddigore," is called a "Bad Bart" by himself and others quite often.
*** This is referenced in one episode in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''' fifth season: Bart tells the self-help guru that his name is "Ruddigore, sir!"
** Uniquely, there is a Baronetage of Nova Scotia -- that is to say, a fairly large number of baronet titles were created with the land associated with them being in Nova Scotia. Most of the holders are British and not Canadian, however; these baronetcies were created by the kings of Scotland in the 17th century as a means of raising funds to support the new colony, with many of the holders never even going there.

'''Knights for Life''' actually *are* for life in most cases. It is certainly possible to be stripped of a knighthood in life -- Anthony Blunt and Robert Mugabe are two well-known examples -- but it's very uncommon. The revelation that the late Sir Jimmy Savile was a serial rapist fueled calls for his knighthood to be stripped posthumously; whether this is legally possible (given that the knighthood is supposed to die with the holder) was unknown and the government let the furore blow over without seriously attempting it. The government possibly feared that historians or political activists might have seen the case as a precedent to have other historic individuals removed from the ranks due to ValuesDissonance.

Most knighthoods are created in one of several knightly orders; you can tell the knights apart by the letters after their names (shown here in brackets). These are the best known:
* Order of the Garter (KG or LG). Oldest of the batch, usually dated to 1348. Top level of honour for England and Wales. Has the motto "Honi soit qui mal y pense" ("shame upon him who thinks evil of it" in Old French). Apparently came about after some woman's garter fell down at a party, and everybody thought it happened because Edward III had his hand up her skirt.[[note]]It was his daughter-in-law, if you're wondering.[[/note]] The Queen is a member and the motto appears on the Royal Coat of Arms in England.
* Order of the Thistle (KT or LT). A Scottish one; it's the top honour for Scotland, at the same level as the Order of the Garter. Motto: ''Nemo me impune lacessit'', or "[[BadassBoast No one provokes me with impunity]]" in Latin (also the motto of the Black Watch, a famed Scottish regiment).
* Order of the Bath (GCB for Grand Cross members; KCB or DCB for Knight Commanders; CB for Companions, who are not knights). This is for military types. The Order of the Bath is also sometimes awarded to the Sovereign's personal physician. James Reid, QueenVictoria's primary physician, campaigned for a KCB for years, seeing it as "above" the usual KCVO. (He was also raised to the baronetcy by Victoria.) Honorary KCBs have been given to several American Presidents and Secretaries of Defense.
* Order of St. Michael and St. George (GCMG for knights or dames Grand Cross; KCMG/DCMG for knights or dames commanders). This is for diplomats and civil servants in the Foreign and Commonwealth Office. See the page quote. ("CMG" in the quote is for "Companion of the Order of St. Michael and St. George", which is not a knighthood.)
* Royal Victorian Order (GCVO, Knight Grand Cross; KCVO/DCVO, Knight Commander; see below for other levels). For personal services to the Royal Family.
* Order of the British Empire. Two knight ranks (Knight/Dame Grand Cross and Knight/Dame Commander, abbreviated as GBE and KBE/DBE). See below for the others.
* Knight Bachelor is for people who deserve to be knighted, but don't fit in the categories of who belongs in the orders. You can get a lesser Order of the British Empire honour, but still not qualify for a KBE, in which case you keep the lesser honour as well as your knighthood, as in Sir Alex Ferguson CBE, or Sir Creator/TerryPratchett OBE. If you don't have any such letters, you can follow your name with Kt. This is the oldest kind of knighthood in Britain; if you're thinking of the classic knight of TheHighMiddleAges with the armour and sword and horse and lance, his title was, essentially, Knight Bachelor.[[note]]It's a ''bit'' more complex than that, but--for once--not by much.[[/note]]
** High Court Judges were historically made Knights Bachelor but are now always made a KBE; since there is no such thing as a "Dame Bachelor" (Dame Spinster?), women appointed to the High Court Bench were always made Dames of the British Empire, and now that so many women are being appointed to the Bench, it didn't seem fair to put the male judges on a lower footing.
'''Other Titles:'''
* CB -- Companion of the Order of the Bath
* CMG -- Companion of the Order of St. Michael and St. George
* CVO, LVO, MVO -- Commander/Lieutenant/Member of the Royal Victorian Order
* CBE, OBE, MBE -- Commander/Officer/Member of the Order of the British Empire[[note]]There's a lot of confusion about the meanings of the abbreviations for the Order of the British Empire, with even major media sometime mistakenly assuming that OBE simply means Order of the British Empire. Not to mention the people who expand MBE to "Member of the British Empire"[[/note]].
* OM -- Order of Merit (Can. Fr. ''Ordre du Mérite''): For outstanding lifetime achievement. Only 24 are allowed in at any time. Florence Nightingale was made a member at the age of 87. All citizens of Commonwealth realms are eligible.
* CH -- Companion of Honour. For outstanding achievements in certain things. Maximum membership of the Order of the Companions of Honour is 65 at any one time, including the monarch. Sir Ian [=McKellen=] ([[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]]) is one.
* DSO -- Distinguished Service Order. For exceptionally good commanders of the armed forces. Name a famous British general from WWII, and he was a member.
* ADC -- Aide-de-Camp, a personal helper to a senior military officer. Certain members of the Royal Family with military commissions, including the Prince of Wales, hold the title of Personal Aide-de-Camp to The Queen.
* The Order of St. John -- formally, ''The Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem''. A royally-chartered charitable order best known for its ambulance service (the logo of which is currently on [[Series/DoctorWho the TARDIS]]). Members are selected from the Commonwealth, the US, Hong Kong, and Ireland, by invitation only. Only Christians may become knights, but other religions can become honorary members. Its Grand Prior is HRH the Duke of Gloucester. Its knights are not allowed to use the titles "Sir" or "Dame", and the post-nominal letters are for internal use only; but its symbols may be used in a knight's coat of arms. The order has 6 grades: Bailiff/Dame Grand Cross ([=GStJ=]), Knight/Dame ([=KStJ=]/[=DStJ=]), Commander ([=CStJ=]), Officer ([=OStJ=]), Member ([=MStJ=]), and Esquire ([=EsqStJ=]).

'''Extinct Orders:'''
* Royal Guelphic Order (GCH, KCH, KH) -- Created by George IV when Hanover became a kingdom in 1815, the order had separate civil and military Divisions. It ceased being awarded in Britain on the death of William IV in 1837, when Queen Victoria`s uncle became King Ernest I of Hanover. It was the national order of merit in the Kingdom of Hanover until it was annexed by Prussia in 1866, and still exists today as an award for personal services to the Royal Family of Hanover. UsefulNotes/TheDukeOfWellington was a recipient.
* Order of St. Patrick (KP) -- Was to Ireland what the KG is to England and the KT to Scotland. The monarch's jewelled badge and star of the order, which were known as the Crown Jewels of Ireland, were famously stolen in 1907 and never recovered. Stopped being awarded in 1919; the last living member, George VI's brother Henry duke of Gloucester, died in 1974.
* Order of the Star of India (GCSI, KCSI, CSI) -- Created in 1861 and awarded to important Indian princes, viceroys, and colonial officials. Went dormant in 1947. Last living member was an Indian prince who died in 2009.
* Order of the Indian Empire (GCIE, KCIE, CIE) -- a more inclusive order for lesser Indian nobles, accomplished soldiers and colonial administrators in the Indian Empire. Created in 1878, shortly after QueenVictoria was proclaimed the Empress of India. Went dormant in 1947; the last living member was a maharaja who died in 2010.
* Order of the Crown of India (CI) -- for wives of important Indian princes, viceroys, and colonial officials. Elizabeth II was made a CI in 1947, the year it went dormant; she is the last living member.
* Indian Order of Merit (IOM) -- a non-knighthood award to Indian soldiers for gallantry. Originally 3 classes, the 1st class was abolished in 1911 when Indian soldiers became eligible for the Victoria Cross. A civilian divison was created (two classes, reduced to one in 1939) but rarely awarded. Retired in 1947.
* Order of British India (OBI) -- For "long, faithful and honourable service", originally to the British East India Company, then to the Indian Army. Awarded in two classes; recipients of the first class were also given the honorific ''Sarhar Bahadur'' (Hindi for "heroic leader") while 2nd class were titled ''Bahadur'' ("hero"). Retired 1947.
* Order of Burma (OB) -- Instituted in 1940 for long or distinguished service or acts of heroism in the Burmese armed forces, a local equalivent to the IOM. Only awarded to 33 people before being discontinued in 1948.
* Imperial Service Order (ISO) -- a non-knighthood award for long service and good conduct in the civil service throughout the British Empire. It also had an accompanying Imperial Service Medal (ISM) for 25 years good service in non-management civil service, 16 years for jobs in unpleasant conditions. After WWII it was given mostly to British workers until honours reform in 1993 retired the awarding of the ISO, while keeping the ISM. Peculiarly, the government of the Australasian Commonwealth nation of Papua New Guinea continues to send ISO and ISM recommendations from its civil service to London to this day.

'''Royal Family Orders:'''
* These are orders created by certain monarchs to reward female members of the Royal Family for personal service, mostly as a token of esteem. The orders (which are uniformly named "The Royal Family Order of (monarch name)") consist almost entirely of a medal; it carries no title, post-nominal letters, formal sash, star, collar or mantle, nor any public announcement of the appointment or place in the order of precedence. George IV created the first Royal Family Order, with later ones created by Victoria (as "The Royal Order of Victoria and Albert" and separated into four classes, the lower two reserved for female courtiers), Edward VII, George V, George VI, and Elizabeth II.
* Similar to this is the '''Royal Victorian Chain''', a token of the monarch's personal esteem first given in 1902 by Edward VII. Like a Royal Family Order, it consists entirely of a chain, but it is awarded to fewer people, mostly outside the Royal Family, and is given by multiple monarchs.

'''Judges:'''

Judges of [[BritishCourts superior courts]] in the UK sometimes get titles depending on the court. Members of the High Court of Justice in England, the Appeal Court of England and Wales and the Supreme Court of the United Kingdom have such titles, as do Senators of the College of Justice in Scotland. Their titles are not actually peerages (although many of these also get additional knighthoods), and sitting as a judge does not entitle you to sit in the House of Lords. Some judges, however, can and do hold peerages, and previously the highest court of appeal in Britain was the Appellate Committee of the House of Lords, whose members--the Lords of Appeal in Ordinary, usually called the Law Lords--were by definition Peers. Since a European Court of Human Rights judgement, the right of Law Lords to sit as members of the legislature was abolished (separation of powers, and all that), and the separate Supreme Court of the United Kingdom established in 2009. Those judges who were appointed and who sat as Law Lords before that date retain their membership, if not their right of attendance, of the Lords. Those judges appointed after that date are given the courtesy title of Lord or Lady. It is reasonably likely that Supreme Court Justices without peerages will be given life peerages upon retirement and expected to provide advice to the Lords and to the Government on judicial matters.

In the High Court of Justice, a High Court judge is referred to as My Lord or Your Lordship if male, or as My Lady or Your Ladyship if female. High Court judges use the title in office of Mr Justice for men or Mrs Justice for women, even if unmarried. The style of The Honourable (or The Hon) is also used during office. For example, Sir Joseph Bloggs would be referred to as The Hon Mr Justice Bloggs and Dame Jane Bloggs DBE as The Hon Mrs Justice Bloggs DBE, for as long as they continue to hold office.

Note that this was even more confusing before the Judicature Acts 1873 and 1875, as one of the three major types of court--the Court of Exchequer--styled its judges "barons" even though they weren't necessarily Peers. You can still find old Exchequer opinions in modern law books ([[TheCommonLaw in Britain, yes, but also in the Commonwealth and America]]), as quite a few major legal concepts were settled in the Exchequer Court (e.g. the rule in ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadley_v_Baxendale Hadley v Baxendale]]'', which is still applied in contract law today), and headings like "Baron Alderson delivered the opinion of the court" can be sort of confusing.

In Scotland, Senators of the College of Justice, in addition to that already awesome title, are styled "The (Rt) Hon Lord/Lady X". They may choose whether "X" is a surname or a territorial name -- for instance, Alastair P. Campbell Q.C, upon becoming a Senator, took the title "The Hon Lord Bracadale", as Bracadale is the name of the village of his birth. However, Ann Paton chose not to use a territorial name and is simply "The Rt Hon Lady Paton." Depending on whether they sit in a criminal or civil court then they also be either a Justiciar or a Lord of Session.

It is considered treason to murder a high-ranking judge.[[note]]Curiously, it's also treason to forge the Great Seal of Scotland - but not the Great Seal of the United Kingdom.[[/note]]

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Foreigners can get these titles also, but they generally can't call themselves "Sir" or "Dame". Bono of {{U2}} is an example, as is Bob Geldof, while some countries specifically prohibit their citizens from accepting foreign titles of nobility.
* However, AustinPowers does insist on calling Creator/StevenSpielberg "Sir Stevie".
* For the rules for U.S. citizens see [[http://www.heraldica.org/topics/usa/usnob.htm this]]. The basic rule is that you can accept any award or title from a foreign country as long as you're not a public employee or official at the time of the award; if you are, Congress has to consent. Also illegal if the title comes with land, money, or power.
* The rules are less clear for Canadians. Although the Nickle Resolution of 1917 implies that Canadians are not allowed to ''accept'' a foreign honour that has not been approved by the Prime Minister (with the exception of the Order of Merit), no Canadian citizen has ever been prevented from ''inheriting'' a Commonwealth peerage granted to an ancestor. This fact is why publisher [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Conrad Black]] had to renounce his Canadian citizenship before being granted a peerage, but Winnipeg Jets owner David Thomson[[note]]Also chairman of wire service Reuters, and--important for American lawyers--of the West publishing group[[/note]] is still a Canadian citizen -- Lord Thomson inherited his. The only old Quebec title still extant is the Barony of Longueuil, which (curiously enough) is currently held by a Scotsman whose grandmother is a cousin of the Queen.

A very common error among non-British creators involves how knights and baronets are addressed or referred to. A baronet or male knight is called "Sir [firstname surname]", or "Sir [firstname]" if you want to take up less time/space, even if you wouldn't usually be on first name terms with them. Female knights are addressed as "Dame [firstname surname]" or "Dame [firstname]". "Sir [surname]" and "Dame [surname]" are always wrong. For a really glaring and consistent example of how not to do it, see the Dark Horse English translations of ''{{Hellsing}}'', where Sir Integra is consistently called "Sir Hellsing" (you can handwave the gender issues).

Making this more confusing is the fact that the wife of a baronet or male knight is addressed and referred to as "''Lady'' [surname]" - the same form as the wife of a peer. So Sir John Smith's wife is Lady Smith (unless she has a higher rank herself - see below), but Sir John's sister who has also been knighted is Dame Mary Smith. Dame Mary's spouse, however, gets no special style whether male or female.

* Actress (Dame) Judi Dench has mentioned the confusion her title causes in the USA: she is known formally as "Dame Judi", but rather than being called "Dame Dench", which would simply be the wrong application of her actual title, she experiences a very specific form of mislabelling possibly due to her first name's similarity to a ''different'' title, which does roll off the tongue -- she gets called "Lady Dench"... which would be correct if she were a peer of the realm, or the wife of a lord or knight. Presumably if she is ever actually elevated to the peerage then she'll get further misnamed "Lady Judi", and so on.
* Brave Sir Surname runs rampant through historical fiction, and not just among self-published writers either: in one recent Jeffery Deaver short story, knightly titles are so badly mangled that suspension of disbelief goes flying out yon diamond-panèd window long before the climax of the story.

A similar error happens with the "Lord" and "Lady" prefixes. Peers (other than dukes) are, as mentioned above, usually referred to as "Lord/Lady Title-name". The wives of male peers, knights, and baronets are always "Lady Title-name", not and never "Lady Firstname Title-Name". The construction "Lord/Lady Firstname" is considered a "style", not a "title", and is only given to the daughters and younger sons of senior peers -- well-known examples include Lady Diana Spencer, daughter of an earl, and the fictional Lord Peter Wimsey, son of a duke. Naturally the media [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer gets this wrong constantly]], calling the wife of a knight "Lady Sonia" or, even more strangely, the infant daughter of a duke "Lady Wellington". Even better is when a wife or ex-wife of one of these worthies deliberately makes the "mistake" in order to make herself seem more posh than she really is. The most notorious example of this comes from TheThirties, when the young, um, shall we say "glamour model" ex-wife of a doddering old knight advertised herself as "Lady Elizabeth" -- which was even more scandalous at the time because people assumed she'd named herself after the six-year-old Princess Elizabeth (the current Queen).

There is one caveat to the above: if you're entitled to use more than one title or style, you normally use the highest ranked one. Lady Catherine de Bourgh, widow of Sir Lewis de Bourgh, is addressed in {{Pride and Prejudice}} by her first name because she's the daughter of an earl, which outranks her status as the widow of a knight; had she been a commoner before her marriage, she would have been called Lady de Bourgh.

Some Britons (those of the smug, sneering, sarcastic, snide stereotype) seem to think that deliberately getting titles and styles wrong makes them cool and edgy, because it shows that they don't care about these things. In reality it just makes them look ignorant, and arrogantly ignorant at that. [[CaptainObvious Factual inaccuracy generally isn't considered a sign of intellectual superiority]].

Another mistake is to confuse the peerage and the knighthood. A noble title historically gave the holder a voice in the government. Before 1999, all peers sat in the House of Lords; nowadays, all life peers and ''some'' hereditary peers do so. Either way, they have a real (if somewhat weak) voice in how the country is governed. A knight, on the other hand, gets a nice medal and the right to be called "Sir" or "Dame". This is especially glaring in shows set in the Victorian Era; at that point in time you needed to have or marry BlueBlood in order to get into the House of Lords, but anyone -- fishmonger, toilet manufacturer, tea baron -- could be knighted. This is part of the reason that, in that era, [[NobilityMarriesMoney wealthy knighted businessmen would seek out the daughters of nobles for marriage]]: they would then have the credentials necessary to be elevated to the Peerage. (Prominent fictional example: this is newspaper baron Sir Richard Carlisle's [[spoiler:failed]] plan in Series 2 of ''Series/DowntonAbbey'': by marrying Lady Mary -- the daughter of an Earl -- it would be much easier for him to enter the Lords under the next Conservative government;[[note]]He was on the Liberal shit list for breaking a scandal in the Liberal government, and he never cared for the Liberals anyway.[[/note]] although marrying into a noble family wasn't strictly necessary by the 1910s, it would have helped.)

As for inheritance...oy. It's easy for life peerages and knighthoods: these are never inherited. Baronetcies are equally simple -- they're always passed down to the senior male descendant of the senior male line; the oldest son, the oldest son's oldest son, and so on. Run out of direct male-line male descendants and the baronetage goes extinct.[[note]]That is, direct male-line male descendants of the ''original'' baronet. If someone is the original baronet's youngest son's youngest son's youngest son, but all his various uncles, brothers, and cousins died leaving only daughters, the baronetcy goes to him rather than go extinct. It's the [[HeirClubForMen Salic Law]], basically.[[/note]] The real confusion is with hereditary peerages, since how they are handed down varies depending on the royal warrant made at the time of the creation of the peerage and even on the country they were created in (Scotland was once an independent country with its own peerage rules, and yes, there are peerages dating back that long). Most English and UK peerages work like baronetcies with only male-line male descendants being able to succeed, but Scots peerages and some English/UK peerages can be inherited by daughters if they have no brothers.[[note]]Some peerages are even stranger. The Earldom of Selkirk, originally created for a younger son of a chief of the Clan Hamilton, has succession rules so confusing that the courts have been forced to interpret them -- ''repeatedly''. They even named one of the more complicated Scottish folk dances "Hamilton House" after it.[[/note]] Suffice to say that any writer who intends to tackle the succession of a hereditary peerage would be well-advised to get the advice of an actual expert instead of making things up as he goes along.

Another interesting wrinkle is that until the Peerage Act 1963 it was impossible for somebody hereditarily entitled to a peerage to turn it down (although for much of history it was probably hard to imagine why somebody would want to). The Act was passed specifically to help the Labour politician Tony Benn, who wanted to give up his hereditary peerage as Viscount Stansgate so that he could continue to sit in the House of Commons (as his left-wing political orientation would have made it embarrassing to be a peer, and as he was fairly high-ranking in the Labour Party and considered a potential future senior Cabinet minister, which by that point was an option closed to peers). Almost immediately afterwards, the Conservative politician Alec Douglas-Home disclaimed his title of Earl of Home so that he could become the Tory leader and potential Prime Minister, as by that time peers were not allowed to be Prime Ministers. If a title is disclaimed, it doesn't cease to exist, but remains "dormant" until the death of the person who disclaimed it, at which point their heir can assume the title.

'''Coats of Arms'''

Unlike in some countries, UK/Commonwealth coats of arms are not familial but individual (if inheritable), and are issued by the College of Arms. There is no such thing as a "family coat of arms": Each coat of arms is held by one person. The design can be passed on, but only to the senior heir (i.e. heir by primogeniture). Younger sons were expected to "difference" their arms--if, that is, they were entitled to arms--in some way, and even the eldest son was traditionally required to do so while his father lived. These rules were flexible, however, and generally speaking the arms of the seniormost line were often informally regarded as a symbol of the "dynasty."

An individual who inherits or is awarded any of the above honours may apply to the Garter King of Arms for a coat of arms. Traditionally these were a pictorial representation of the owner's ancestry, titles, and offices,[[note]]and in fact the search for female-line relatives of Richard III's sister was aided by her descendant's coats of arms[[/note]] but more recent arms tend to be more creative and, dare we say, progressive. As of 2014 a married recipient may choose to have his or her spouse's coat of arms added to his or her own (this is called "impalement"); this holds for both same-sex and opposite-sex married couples. The rules have changed frequently over the centuries; previously, a woman granted a coat of arms had to impale her arms with her husband's if he had one.

Needless to say, those websites that purport to list English family crests and hereditary coats of arms are mostly run by scammers.

'''A short note on "Lord of the Manor"'''

Back in Merrie England when knighthood was in flower, peers were primarily military commanders who were expected to raise armies to defend king and country when necessary. But armies (and especially knights) cost a lot of money to train and equip, so when the king ennobled one of his drinking buddies he made sure to provide the man with enough land to support such an army. The king did this by granting his noblemen large numbers of "manors" scattered throughout the countryside -- plots of farmland that in theory would each produce enough in rent, fees, and agricultural products to support a knight. Whoever owned one of these plots of land could (if he didn't have another title) have been called the "lord of the manor", keeping in mind that the word "lord" at the time was more akin to "master" or "owner" than "titled nobleman" and the word "manor" meant "plot of farmland", not "BigFancyHouse".

Unfortunately, scammers in the 20th century took advantage of the change in the meaning of the words "lord" and "manor" and sold many of these plots of land -- often otherwise unmarketable due to soil problems or a crumbling manor house that would cost more to fix than it was worth -- to snobs, often Americans, who wanted the right to call themselves a Lord of the Manor. Suffice to say that a faux title that boils down to "I own a farm!!!" isn't the same thing as holding an actual peerage, and definitely does '''not''' give you the right to call yourself Lord [XXXX] (people who know will laugh at you).

Similarly in Scotland, the title of "Baron" (along with the purely-Scottish title "Laird"--yes, like the [=MacDonalds=] of Glenbogle of ''Series/MonarchOfTheGlen'') actually refers to a position most equivalent to "lord of the manor" and is ''not'' a Peerage (the Peerage of Scotland had the title of Lord of Parliament instead). Purchasing a Scottish feudal barony ''does'' entitle you to call yourself "Baron So-and-so of Such-and-Such", but if you go around using it people will still laugh at you, although not as hard. Also, most Scots holding the title of Baron are in fact Peers; the Peerage of Scotland ended and the creation of Lords of Parliament ceased in 1707 with the Acts of Union and thus Scots ennobled afterward were created Peers of Great Britain or of the United Kingdom. (A byproduct of this is if you find someone with the title "Lord of Parliament", their blood is probably bluer than that of many of higher rank; their titles go back to at ''least'' the 17th century, and are usually junior lines of ancient and powerful Scottish houses.)

'''The Crown Stewards and Bailiffs'''

It is [[ResignationsNotAccepted legally impossible to resign one's seat]] in the House of Commons. The only way one can lose it, in fact, is to be appointed to "an office of Profit under the Crown." Thus, an MP wishing to effect resignation will write to the office of the Chancellor of the Exchequer asking to be appointed to such an office. There are two: '''Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead''' and '''Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Three Chiltern Hundreds of Stoke, Desborough and Burnham'''. Historically, the job of the Steward of the Chiltern Hundreds was to police the forested Chiltern Hills, which were lousy with outlaws. The Manor of Northstead has since been built over by Scarborough. These offices are only nominally paid (usually their holders are given a token amount of money, which can be between 1p[[note]] 2 cents[[/note]] and £5[[note]] ~$10[[/note]]), and are sometimes held only for a few minutes (such as when a large number of [=MPs=] resign on the same day). The legal fiction is so entrenched that when Sinn Féin MP Gerry Adams resigned his seat, but did not apply for an office under the British Crown (politically unacceptable for the Irish nationalists of SF), he was simply given the office anyway, with apologies.

'''So how do you get one of these juicy little titles? Here's some tips:'''

First of all, you need to decide whether you want a peerage or a knighthood so you know who you need to suck up to. If you want a life peerage your man is the Prime Minister, who has the actual final say on non-royal peerages. (In theory the PM merely "advises" the Queen, but she is expected to take his advice.) Knighthoods are a different matter; the Prime Minister gives her a list, but she is permitted to strike out any name she wishes -- and add names, should she so desire. As long as you don't do something stupid [[MichaelGrade like cancel]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', you should be fine.

* Save Western Civilization from falling into the abyss of a new dark age that would've been made even more sinister and protracted by the lights of perverted science. [[WinstonChurchill One recipient]] thus far, via this most notable of methods. And he ''turned down'' a peerage (it was proposed that the title Duke of London be created for him), because it would have wrecked his son's political career (by the modern unwritten rules, you can't be Prime Minister if you are a peer[[note]]because the Prime Minister is the leader of the House of Commons and until [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords_Act_1999 1999]] no peer could sit in the House of Commons--the law allowing peers to disclaim their titles to sit in the Commons was passed in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peerage_Act_1963 1963]], so obviously Churchill couldn't know about it when he was offered. Why nobody offered it to him after 1963 (Churchill was alive at the time and sitting as a backbencher, and by that point it was fairly clear his son was a political dud) is unclear.[[/note]]).
* Win a couple of Olympic medals.
** This seems to have crystallised over the last few years into a fixed Sliding Scale of Gold Medal-Holding Ennoblement: every member of a British Olympic squad who wins one gold can expect to receive an MBE – the lowest rank within the Order of the British Empire – in the next Honours List, while doubling up on those golds leads to an OBE, the next rank up. The rare achievement of accumulating three gold medals over an Olympic career will result in a CBE (e.g. Bradley Wiggins after Beijing '08), and the hallowed realm of four golds or more lands you a KBE (Sir Steve Redgrave[[note]]although he wasn't knighted until his ''fifth'' consecutive gold in Sydney 2000[[/note]], Sir Matthew Pinsent in Athens '04, Sir Chris Hoy in '08, and after London 2012, Sir Bradley Wiggins and Sir Ben Ainslie), or presumably a damehood should any female athlete ever collect four Olympic titles to convert into a DBE. Quite what equivalent quantity of World Championship athletics gold is required to achieve these ranks remains, as yet, unclear.
** The scale is not yet clear for Paralympic athletes -- Dame Tanni-Grey Thompson and Dame Sarah Storey have both won '''eleven''' gold medals, but so did David Roberts who is still only a CBE.
* Be a high-ranking judge.
* Win a Nobel Prize or equivalent.
* Prove something like UsefulNotes/FermatsLastTheorem.
* Be Director-General of TheBBC. The only exception so far has been MichaelGrade, for reasons best speculated about elsewhere. (i.e. about five paragraphs up.)
* Become England's soccer manager and win TheWorldCup. OK, that might be a hard one.
** Likewise rugby: still a challenge, but one that's actually been achieved in this editor's lifetime.
*** Cricket too, although more for winning TheAshes rather than the World Cup. Several cricketers from Commonwealth nations have knighthoods as well.
** If you only got a British team to the biggest number of titles imaginable (Alex Ferguson), you might get one as well.
*** There was an eensy bit more to it than that (i.e. The Treble).
* Be a high-ranking member of the Civil Service. Hence ''[[Series/YesMinister Sir]]'' [[Series/YesMinister Humphrey Appleby]].
* Be a high-ranking military member or just very good at your job. The military rank goes first.
** Kelly Holmes got an MBE for her military service before acquiring the Damehood for her athletics achievements.
*** Which explains the previously-baffling discrepancy between her 'only' winning two Olympic titles yet receiving a DBE, contrary to the established Scale of Gold Medal-Holding Ennoblement -- she evidently only needed a pair to upgrade her MBE...
* Be head of the Secret Intelligence Service or the Security Service.
* Be in charge of a police service.
* Be a senior politician (Privy Councillor status helps). Ex-Prime Ministers customarily get the Order of the Garter, or equivalent (e.g. a Scottish PM would get the Order of the Thistle). This is a remnant of the practice whereby the ex-PM would get an earldom (before 1961) or a life peerage as well as the knighthood.
** The most recent two former Prime Ministers, TonyBlair and GordonBrown, have yet to receive theirs, as neither has fully retired; Blair is doing a bunch of international-diplomatic work and is occasionally tipped for the Presidency of TheEuropeanUnion, while Brown remains in the Commons as a backbencher. This also makes it unclear if the offer of a life peerage still stands, since no formal decision was taken to stop offering peerages to retired former [=PMs=]: indeed, UsefulNotes/JohnMajor ''was'' offered a peerage after leaving Parliament in 2001, but decided he didn't want one.
* Be a renowned highbrow actor, author, musician, filmmaker or TV production person (like Sir Derek Jacobi; or more obviously Sir Laurence Olivier, later Baron Olivier). If your work is merely popular, you'll have to settle for a OBE (like Creator/RussellTDavies). If you're an actor who gets a knighthood or above, you don't use your new title when you're being credited in movies, at least not anymore. Sometimes actors would like John Gielgud would be be credited with their tiltes on occasion but usally not.
** John Mortimer creator of the popular legal drama Rumpole of th eBailey was awared a CBE in the 1980's and a knighthood in the 1990's, in additon to the QC title he got in the 60's. So his proper tile was Sir John Mortimer, CBE, QC.
** Judith Anderson was credited as "Dame Judith Anderson" in ''[[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock Star Trek III]]''
** JulianFellowes got a full peerage.
* Be a hugely popular and very long-lasting pop music phenomenon: Sir Cliff Richard, Sir [[PaulMcCartney Paul]] [[Music/TheBeatles McCartney]],[[note]]All Beatles earned an MBE, but only Paul was knighted[[/note]] Dame VeraLynn, Sir EltonJohn, Sir [[Music/TheRollingStones Mick Jagger]], Sir Tom Jones, Dame ShirleyBassey... You won't find any of them using their title on an album cover except the latter, who is apparently subject to Ben Kingsley Syndrome: she must at all times be referred to as "Dame Shirley" or more puzzlingly "The Dame" (which seems to be approximately a case of confusing a damehood with a peerage: a man calling himself "the Knight" would sound very weird, wouldn't it?) -- most {{egregious}}ly her [[http://www.dameshirleybassey.com/ website]] not only uses "DSB" as her initials now, but has listed The Dame appearing alongside "Elton John" [[DoubleStandard shorn of his equivalent 'Sir']].
* Sell ''a lot'' of computer programs, in the case of William S. Gates III, OBE, former CEO of Microsoft.
* Give the government or governing party a lot of money. Baronetcies were originally always purchased. Even without direct payment, rich people were always more likely to receive any honour, partly because some honours required the holder to live in a certain way (knights, for instance, were originally military officers who had to afford a horse, armor, grooms, servants, etc.) and because poor people wouldn't be able to do any of the things that would bring them to the sovereign's attention. (To be fair, they wouldn't likely be interested in doing any of those things either, since the attitude of the poor of the time was that it was best to keep one's head down and not be noticed.) Officially the grant of titles or honours in exchange for donations to the government, political parties or individuals has been illegal since the Honours (Prevention of Abuses) Act 1925, which was introduced after a major scandal involving the near-open sale of titles by UsefulNotes/DavidLloydGeorge's Liberal administration.[[note]]As noted above and below, there were political as well as pecuniary reasons for this; the Liberals were chronically in the minority in the Lords, and had a habit of using any possible excuse to create new Liberal peers to avoid trouble in the Upper House.[[/note]] However, there have been strong public and media suspicions about the number of party donors who have been granted honours by both Labour and Conservative governments in the last thirty years or so. Pissing away vast quantities of money, oddly enough, can work (Sir Fred Goodwin), [[http://www.cabinetoffice.gov.uk/news/goodwin-knighthood-decision but only temporarily.]]
* Convince the government that you'd make a really, really good minister but nobody would ever vote for you. The rule is that a Cabinet minister must sit in ''Parliament'' but need not necessarily sit in the ''Commons''. Nowadays it would be unthinkable for any of the really powerful ministries to be headed by a Lord, but it's still quite common for a successful businessman to be ennobled as a Life Peer so he can serve as Minister for Trade or some similar position.
** UsefulNotes/PeterMandelson did this after his return from the [[UsefulNotes/TheEuropeanUnion European Commission]]: having left his seat in Parliament to serve in Brussels, he took a life peerage rather than seek a seat in the Commons (there's hardly a constituency in Britain where he'd have an easy time, even if it were a Labour safe seat) to be appointed Minister for "Business, Innovation, and Skills," which was really little more than a way for him to [[TheManBehindTheMan cement control]] over GordonBrown.
** The same happened with Charles Falconer, TonyBlair's old flatmate, who had had some trouble finding a Labour committee that would nominate him to run. Blair made him Lord Falconer of Thoroton in 1997 so he could be appointed Solicitor-General. He eventually became Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice.
** As an aside, the office of Lord Chancellor--in charge of the administration of the courts[[labelnote:*]]i.e. appointing judges, handling the support structure for the judiciary, keeping the courthouses maintained, etc.; he/she had/has no power over judicial decisions[[/labelnote]]--was historically always held by a Peer, as the Lord Chancellor was also the Speaker of the House of Lords; in the back half of the 20th century, it became common to appoint a high-powered barrister loyal to the Government a Life Peer to hold the Chancellor's post. Now that the two hats have been separated, most Chancellors have been Commons members, but it wouldn't cause a huge outcry if this post or any of the other high-level government legal positions (Attorney-General or Solicitor-General) were to be held by peers, unlike (e.g.) if the Chancellor of the Exchequer or Foreign Secretary were drawn from the Lords, as these posts (1) are often overlooked and (2) occupy a strange position where the officeholder's political loyalties are important but not as much as his/her skill as a lawyer.

The rules before about 1837 were somewhat different. Plausible ways in which your historical character can get one of these:
* By being a useful ''and prominent'' public servant, such as a member of the Cabinet, head of the military, or Prime Minister. Examples include William Cecil, advisor to Elizabeth I, who became Lord Burghley; John Churchill, advisor (and later general) under five of the Stuarts, who became the Duke of Marlborough; Edward Hyde, the guy who brought Charles II back to England, who became the Earl of Clarendon; and [[UsefulNotes/TheDukeOfWellington Arthur Wellesley]], who conquered most of India, saved Europe from Napoleon, and became Duke of Wellington with a stack of other titles, both British and foreign.
** It became something of a tradition by the mid-19th century to give retired Prime Ministers who were not already Peers earldoms once they retired from the House of Commons. The custom arguably began to form in the mid-18th century, when William Pitt the Elder was made TheEarlOfChatham upon becoming PM in 1766. A while later, HenryAddington was made Viscount Sidmouth upon leaving the premiership. For the next half-century or so, virtually every PM was a Peer, except two who died in office (UsefulNotes/SpencerPerceval and UsefulNotes/GeorgeCanning) and one who died while still in the Commons (Sir UsefulNotes/RobertPeel). Between 1861 (with the Creator/EarlRussell) and 1961 (by which point a peerage was more trouble than help), every former Prime Minister was given an earldom upon leaving the Commons except for those who were already peers,[[note]]except for the Earl of Rosebery, who although already a Peer was additionally created Earl of Midlothian late in life for some reason[[/note]] the ones who died before retiring from the Commons,[[note]]UsefulNotes/HenryCampbellBannerman and UsefulNotes/BonarLaw dying in office, UsefulNotes/RamsayMacDonald and UsefulNotes/NevilleChamberlain dying after leaving the premiership but while still [=MPs=][[/note]] declined elevation (the aforementioned Churchill) [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg or were]] UsefulNotes/WilliamGladstone (because QueenVicky personally loathed him). Also, UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher gave UsefulNotes/HaroldMacmillan the Earldom of Stockton, since when he had taken office the custom was still in place; it has been speculated that she hoped to revive the precedent so that she would receive an earldom in due course.
** And somewhat related to the above: by being a ''potentially useful'' public servant, in the sense that you will vote the right way when you do end up in the House of Lords. Several monarchs became notorious for creating a load of new peerages every time their policies were blocked in the Lords. The need for this was removed by the Parliament Act 1911[[note]] Short version: the Lords can't veto a bill, only delay it for up to two years (provided the Commons keep passing it), and can't touch 'Money Bills' (ie the Budget) at all.[[/note]] although it did take George V threatening to do it one last time to get the act passed.
*** A variant of this occurred with some who held titles in the Peerage of Scotland and the Peerage of Ireland after the Acts of Union. Members of these peerages were not generally entitled to sit in the Lords at Westminster, and instead elected a small number (16 for Scotland, 28 for Ireland) of "Representative Peers". The Scottish ones had to be reelected at each dissolution of Parliament; the Irish ones did not. Since you never knew when or whether a promising young member of these Peerages would win a seat as a Representative Peer, but it felt unseemly to make an actual honest-to-God Peer stand for the House of Commons, it was relatively common to give them an additional hereditary barony in the Peerage of Great Britain (1707-1801) or the United Kingdom (after 1801) which would entitle them to sit as Peers. The Earl of Rosebery--whose original title was in the Peerage of Scotland--was created Baron Rosebery in the Peerage of the United Kingdom for this purpose; he quickly became a junior minister.
* By being a royal bastard (as opposed to a [[MagnificentBastard Royal Bastard]]), at least before about 1760. The present dukes of Richmond, Grafton, St Albans and Buccleuch owe their titles to descent from Charles II's bastards.
* By sleeping with the sovereign, making the sovereign want to sleep with you, or letting the sovereign sleep with your spouse. The first worked for both George Villiers ([[IncrediblyLamePun under James I]]) and his distant relative Barbara Villiers Palmer ([[IncrediblyLamePun under Charles II]]); the second worked for Lord Robert Dudley, who became the Earl of Leicester under (or not under) Elizabeth I.
* By being the King's drinking buddy. Charles II handed titles out like candy. The [[TheHouseofHanover Hanoverian Georges]] weren't much better, except that with George III they were more like tea-drinking buddies.

'''Ancient fictional titled people:'''
* Any number of the [[KingArthur Knights of the Round Table]].
* Sir Roger de Coverley, a character in ''The Spectator'', named after a popular country dance
* Sir John Falstaff, who appears in three plays by Creator/WilliamShakespeare
* Lady Catherine de Bourgh, aunt of Fitzwilliam Darcy in ''PrideAndPrejudice''
* Viscount Beauchamp in ''Rob Roy'' by Sir WalterScott
** Scott created many peerages for his novels, including Lord Castle-Cuddy in ''The Bride of Lammermoor'' and Lord Etherington in ''St Ronan's Well''.

'''Modern fictional titled people:'''
* Literature/JackRyan from the Creator/TomClancy books, for his saving the Prince of Wales from a kidnapping attempt by Irish terrorists. Specifically, a Knight Commander (honorary) of the Victorian Order.
* [[spoiler:Sir Harry Pearce]] from {{Spooks}}.
* [[{{Flashman}} Brigadier-General Sir Harry Paget Flashman VC KCB KCIE]].
* Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates {{Hellsing}}
* [[Series/YesMinister Sir Humphrey Appleby]]
* TheBrigadier from ''Series/DoctorWho'' and ''Series/TheSarahJaneAdventures'' was knighted over the course of the Creator/BigFinish audios. This was canonised in ''Doctor Who'''s fourth TV series, so he became Brigadier ''Sir'' Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart.
** The Doctor and Rose get accoladed by Victoria as "Sir Doctor of TARDIS" and "Dame Rose of the Powell Estate" in "Tooth and Claw". Then they are 'invited' to leave the country. The late owner of Torchwood House in that episode was Sir Robert [=MacLeish=], who was the son of a knight that conspired with Prince Albert to fight the werewolf.
*** Sir Robert was presumably a baronet if his father was also a "sir".
*** The style "Sir Doctor of TARDIS" is anomalous; a knighthood doesn't come with a change of name or a territorial title. A mediæval knight might be known as Sir Godfrey of Bouillon, but "of Bouillon" was his surname irrespective of his knighthood. Now, a knight who is also a Scottish laird (see above) might be Sir ''Fullname'' of ''Estate'', so perhaps the queen meant to recognize the TARDIS as a qualifying estate.
** Ian Chesterton is knighted Sir Ian of Jaffa in ''The Crusade''.
* Sir Joseph Porter KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty in Creator/GilbertAndSullivan's ''Theatre/HMSPinafore''.
* Lady Lara Croft, of the ''Franchise/TombRaider'' games, a hereditary title. There was a letters column discussion in ''PrivateEye'' over whether she is the Countess of Abingdon.
* Commander Franchise/JamesBond CMG, RNVR.
** He is offered a knighthood at the end of the novel of ''Literature/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'' -- he declines.
* SherlockHolmes declined a knighthood after a NoodleIncident, mentioned in "The Adventure of the Three Garridebs".
** In the BBC television adaption, Sherlock remarks that the government "threatened me with a knighthood. Again." after he solves a serial murder case.
* The ''Series/BabylonFive'' episode "A Late Delivery from Avalon" gives us Sir G'Kar of a new Round Table, though the KingArthur who knighted him was [[NapoleonDelusion not entirely kosher]].
* ''VideoGame/WingCommander'' features Admiral Sir Geoffrey Tolwyn, though the specific details of his knighthood aren't given.
* LordPeterWimsey is second son of the 15th Duke of Denver. His brother is the 16th Duke, his brother's wife is the Duchess of Denver, their son is the Viscount St George (a courtesy title), and his mother is the Dowager Duchess. Wimsey's "Lord" is properly a "style", not a title of any kind. (Word of God and the 2010 sequel ''The Atterbury Emeralds'' have it that Lord St.George joined the RAF in WWII and was killed, and Peter became the 17th Duke in 1951 after his brother died [[spoiler: in the aftermath of a fire at Duke's Denver]] and Harriet became the Duchess of Denver; his son Bredon inherited the title Lord St.George at the same time and presumably is now the 18th Duke, although he'd be rather old.) Previous to becoming a duchess Harriet was Lady Peter Wimsey -- ''not'' 'Lady Harriet' -- and Bredon was plain old Mr. Wimsey.
* [[InspectorLynley Detective Inspector Thomas Lynley, Lord Asherton]] (he's the eighth Earl of Asherton).
** His wife Helen [[spoiler:was]] Helen Lynley, Lady Asherton (and can also be referred to as the Countess of Asherton but ''not'' 'Lady Helen', as she is a commoner).
* [[AuntDimity Anthony Evelyn Armstrong Seton, Viscount Hailesham]] is the real name of [[spoiler: Derek Harris. Emma is upset to learn after a decade of marriage that she is Viscountess Hailesham]]. His father is the ninth Earl Elstyn, and his children Peter and Nell are Honorables.
* His Grace Grayson Alexander the fourteenth Duke of Penford is the titular peer in ''[[AuntDimity Aunt Dimity and the Duke]]''.
* From ''VideoGame/{{Halo}}'', there's Fleet Admiral Lord Terrence Hood. No specifics provided but we can assume he's following the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Hood,_1st_Viscount_Hood family tradition]]. (If he's "Lord Terrence Hood" rather than "Lord Hood", then he's ''not'' the current Viscount Hood; evidently some ancestor was promoted to marquess or duke of somewhere, and perhaps Lord Terrence's brother has the courtesy title of Viscount.)
* [[http://irregularwebcomic.net/1347.html The Honourable Sir Schliemannian Chair Professor Doctor Doctor Jones, CBE, DCM, JP, FRS]] from IrregularWebcomic
* Sir Miles Axelrod and [[spoiler: Sir Tow Mater]] from ''{{Cars 2}}''.
* Most Britannians in CodeGeass.
** Mostly because a substantial chunk of the Britannians in the series are Royalty. Otherwise, there's only the Knights Of The Round, who serve the Emperor as his [[TheDragon greatest servants]], Earl Lloyd Asplund, Earl Kanon Maldini, and Baroness Villetta Nu, [[spoiler: presumably to cover up that the Empire's greatest enemy is one of the Emperor's own sons]].
* ''DowntonAbbey'' is about Lord Grantham – formally ''The Right Honourable Robert (Crawley), Earl of Grantham'' – and his family. His wife Cora is the Countess of Grantham (Lady Grantham), his mother is the Dowager Countess (also known as Lady Grantham), and his daughters are Lady Mary, Lady Edith and Lady Sybil Crowley. The first son, if he existed, would have the courtesy title Viscount Downton (Lord Downton). Several other titles also feature. The highest-ranking nobleman to appear is his Grace the Duke of Crowborough (who would never be referred to as 'Lord Crowborough'), but there is also the Most Honourable Hugh, Marquess of Flintshire (Lord Flintshire) and his wife the Marchioness (Lady Flintshire, Lord Grantham's cousin), and a number of others besides. There are also two 'sirs': Sir Anthony Strallan (who was most probably a baronet; his deceased wife was Lady Strallan) and Sir Richard Carlisle (who is definitely not a baronet; and if Lady Mary married him, she would have been 'Lady Mary Carlisle' rather than just 'Lady Carlisle' because her title as an earl's daughter would her title as a knight's wife).
** As noted above, Sir Richard probably intended to get a Peerage the next time the Tories took power, as marrying Lady Mary made him much more suitable for the grant of title.
* Not really a "person", but, the Decepticon Cybertronian [[MirrorUniverse Soundwave]] was knighted for unspecified heroic deeds in ''TransformersShatteredGlass''.
** And in ''TransformersGeneration2Redux'', the Autobot Pyro was knighted for saving the Queen from a Deception attack. Bonus points for him actually being "born" in Great Britain, unlike Soundwave.
* The ''Literature/HonorHarrington'' series has titles based on this system -- a lot of them are given out, including to the title character and assorted secondary characters. Queen Elizabeth III rather likes creating peerages to reward people who have served her exceptionally well.
* Sophie Devereaux from ''Series/{{Leverage}}'', a world-class grifter, had conned her way into a Duchess title in her past. "The King George Job" reveals a few details and involves using her old identity to con the royalty-obsessed [[VillainOfTheWeek Mark Of The Week]] by luring him with a Barony.
* As of ''KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance'', we get Keyblade Masters [[{{BigBad}} Xehanort]], [[{{MickeyMouse}} Mickey]], [[{{LightIsNotGood}} Eraqus]], [[{{ActionGirl}} Aqua]] and [[spoiler: [[{{TheLancer}} Riku]]]]. And also, at least in the Sleeping Worlds, there's [[spoiler: Royal Musketeer Sora]].
* In ''Fanfic/KnowledgeIsPower'' Harry is now Lord Potter.
* In ''Series/CallTheMidwife'', Chummy's dad was knighted for services to the Crown, which is how she knows [[TheHouseOfWindsor Princess Margaret]] well enough to [[spoiler:ask for her to formally open the Poplar Community Centre]]. As Chummy was born in India and her father seems to have been a Colonial official, it's likely that her father was made a KCMG.
* ''Warhammer40K'': The Dark Eldar of all people, such as Duke Traevelliath Sliscus, Lady Aurelia Malys and Baron Sathonyx. The Imperium, strangely enough, doesn't go much for titles, using "Lord" to indicate a KingMook (i.e. Lord General/Inquisitor/Commissar).
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