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->''I jizz right in my pants, every time you're next to me,''\\
''And when we're holdin' hands, it's like havin' sex to me,''\\
''You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy,''\\
''I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity''
-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', ''[[TropeNamer Jizz In My Pants]]''

Bob, being the loser virgin or horndog he is, is... easily overstimulated-- so much so that he ejaculates in his pants without even having sex, or in extreme cases, just from Alice talking to or brushing up against him. If he's in public, expect [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity to Ensue]]. If he's in private, expect Alice to be either extremely disappointed in Bob or proud of herself, depending on whether or not it was her intention.

In anime, a similar situation usually causes an explosive {{Nosebleed}}. Compare to RagingStiffie. Contrast with TheLoinsSleepTonight. The end result of a NocturnalEmission. A man ejaculating too quickly while making love is SpeedSex. Often combined with TheGruntingOrgasm.
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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Anime And Manga]]
* The point of the ShowWithinAShow on ''LightNovel/BludgeoningAngelDokurochan'', "Sensitive Salaryman". Probably.
* Happens in the anime version of ''Manga/DesertPunk'' to both Rain Spider and Desert Punk himself.
* Scam in ''Manga/{{Rainbow}}'' walks past a whorehouse, sees one of the girls standing in front of it, and declares his intention to "become a man." But her room is on the second floor, and she goes up the stairs in front of him, wearing a very short skirt that provides occasional glimpses of her rear . . .
* A relatively subtle example in ''Anime/VanDread''. One episode ends with Hibiki looking rather... drained while [[GenkiGirl Dita]] is bouncing up and down, excited after winning a battle (their combined mecha essentially having her sitting in Hibiki's lap). The next episode has Hibiki going to the bathroom but because Dita is stalking him he complains that "even the stuff that normally comes out won't come out."
* An even nastier version happens in ''Manga/FrankenFran''. A death-sentenced convict is visited by Fran and officer Kuhou. Because the latter is a beautiful young woman, he takes advantage of the opportunity to spank the monkey, but doesn't ejaculate in his pants: ''he ejaculates on her''.
* Occurs constantly with Takara in ''Manga/RisingXRydeen''. Even though it doesn't involve ejaculation but it's pretty close. Takara is a stranger, a superpowered human, and his power is that he can release a [[VisualInnuendo slipperly white gel]] from anywhere on his body. While he can control it for the most part, it always seem to activate when he's extremely aroused, usually by getting {{glomp}}ed by or finding himself in a sexually suggestive position on top of a girl. The end result is both him and the girl covered in suggestive white gel.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In ''{{Viz}}'', this often happens to Billy No-Mates the Antisocial Teenager, such as when a female shop assistant measures him for a new pair of trousers.
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* Something must be said for this line from the Hetalia fic General Relativity:
-->"And for the very first time since high school, Matthew came in his clothes."
* In ''[[http://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/This_Means_War/index/ This Means War]]'', Voldemort sends Narcissa Malfoy to spy on [[Franchise/HarryPotter Harry]] by [[HoneyTrap seducing him]] under the guise of being a dance teacher. In reality, this is all part of Harry's plan, with Narcissa working for him all along. So after a couple of meetings she brings a lot of false information to Voldie... claiming it was obtained when a seduction attempt failed because of this trope, and the embarrassed Harry started babbling about his plans.
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[[folder:Film]]
* In ''Film/AmericanPie'', Jim does this just before he tries to have sex with Nadia, ruining his chance. ''Twice''.
* In ''Film/ForrestGump'', Forrest has a... moment with his girlfriend when she puts his hand on her bare breast, except he isn't wearing pants, and says "I think I ruined your friend's bathrobe." Even worse, said friend is in bed nearby, and has overheard what's going on.
* Happens in a {{flashback}} in ''Film/AllThatJazz''. When Joe Gideon was a boy, he performed a dance act at a burlesque show. One day just as he was about to go onstage a couple of female dancers started physically flirting with him and he had an accident. He had to go out and perform with a stain that caused the audience to laugh at him.
* In ''Film/ShesOutOfMyLeague'', this happens to the male lead right before he meets his new girlfriend's parents.
* Non-humorous version happens in the SlasherMovie ''Film/TheFunhouse''. The deformed killer strangles the woman who made him go off too early and later starts hunting the protagonists who witnessed the whole thing.
* ''TheKentuckyFriedMovie'':
-->''One of the most frequent problems encountered during the sexual act is that of premature ejaculation. Should premature ejaculation occur, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with *BOOM* BIG JIM SLADE. Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off! Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!''
* In ''Film/RevengeOfTheNerds,'' Poindexter has this happen while watching footage from a video camera the boys snuck into the {{Alpha Bitch}}es sorority house.
* In ''Film/LifeAsAHouse'' the girl that Sam has a crush on decides to join him in the shower and he (understandably) gets a raging hard on. Sam, obviously being controlled by a stronger force than himself at this point, asks her if he can kiss her. She agrees on the condition that they be JustFriends afterwards. All this stimulation causes him to jizz all over the shower. Of course, weird as this whole scene is for everyone involved it does result in one of the movie's best CrowningMomentOfFunny when she replies with: "You're cleaning that up."
* ''Film/BadTeacher'': JustinTimberlake's character. Considering that he sang on the TropeNamer, this could also count as ActorAllusion.
* In ''Film/{{Blankman}}'', the title character has so little interaction with the opposite sex that a "thank you" kiss gets this reaction.
* The Orgazmorator in ''{{Orgazmo}}'' causes this to whoever it is fired at, male or female.
* Poor Milos in ''Film/CloselyWatchedTrains'' suffers terribly because it happens to him all the time when he tries to have sex with his girlfriend Masa, and he considers sex to be [[SexAsARiteOfPassage a rite of passage]]. He refers to it with gratuitous Latin as ejaculatio praecox, and asks people for advice. They include trying to find [[MrsRobinson an older experienced woman]] or [[ThinkUnsexyThoughts unsexy thoughts]]. When it doesn't go away, he attempts to commit [[DrivenToSuicide suicide]].
* Happens to the protagonist in the Czech movie ''Tank Battalion'' when he's with an officer's wife. He's embarrassed, but she views it as an invitation. Afterwards he kicks himself for not putting the moves on her a year earlier.
* Happens to the main character in ''Film/DonJon'', after he and his love interest engage in some dry-humping outside her apartment. We later see this isn't the first time something like that has happened to him.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Occurs in the ''ParrishPlessis'' series. Parrish tries to ShowSomeLeg to get past some security guards. It doesn't work until she taps into TheCorruption to supernaturally boost her sex appeal, at which point it works a bit ''too'' well.
* In StephenKing's ''Literature/TheDarkTower'' series, serial killer Jack Mort ejaculates whenever he kills someone by either pushing them in front of cars or dropping bricks from high windows.
* In the novelization of the ''VideoGame/{{Descent}}'' series, this happens to St. John on a routine flight, without him even noticing at first. He did discuss some sexual topics on the way there, but he notes that it takes a lot more than just talk to get him going. He suspects, but never confirms, that it's a side effect of some recent brain surgery he had.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
** When Ross and Rachel have their first date he takes her on a "picnic" in the museum's planetarium display. As they get more intimate, Ross slowly rolls on top of Rachel, when she suddenly gasps.
--->'''Rachel''': "Oh, God!"
--->''They roll to their sides, and Rachel tenderly caresses Ross's face.''
--->'''Rachel''': "Oh... honey... oh, that's okay."
--->'''Ross''': "What? Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box."
--->'''Rachel''': "Ohhh, thank God!"
** Overlapping with a NoodleIncident, as their relationship is collapsing and they're having one of their more epic fights, Ross storms out angry, Rachel opens the door and screams out after him, "And just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it ''is'' a big deal!!!"
* Happens to Mark in ''Series/PeepShow''. [[spoiler:Dobby]] was "accidentally" dry humping him at the time.
* Actually a plot point and ChekhovsGun in ''Series/{{Glee}}'': Finn's problem with premature ejaculation is what leads him to believe that he impregnated his girlfriend, even though he's never had sex with her. [[spoiler:It's actually his best friend's baby, and he most certainly ''did'' have sex with her.]]
* Comes up eventually in ''Series/SexAndTheCity'', with a boyfriend of Carrie's, whose family is ridiculously open about sexual stuff.
* Kenny Powers does this in an episode of ''EastboundAndDown''. [[spoiler:He's drunk and making out with April in her bedroom.]]
* ''TheFastShow'''s [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZkBbIGwOjw I've just come]] character.
* Played for drama in Season 2 of ''{{Series/Deadwood}}'', when psycho mining expert Francis Wolcott has Carrie the New York Whore brought out to the camp. The audience finds out, one episode later, that he will ''only'' allow her to get him off through his trousers.
* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' had the "Orgasm Guy" skit starring Rob Schneider, with the joke being the various nonsexual things that caused him to lose control (his favorite baseball team, beer in a bottle rather than a can, etc.)
* Invoked in the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' riffing of ''Film/{{Hobgoblins}}'' when the phone-sex obsessed teen meets his (literal) fantasy woman:
--> '''Mike:''' Oooooh boy, this is gonna be great this is gonna be--oh. I'm done.
* Seems to happen to Karen's husband [[TheUnseen Stan]] on ''Series/WillAndGrace'': they have phone sex (or rather, Karen stands there fully clothed and says "Yeah, I'm naked") and after a moment or two she says "Oh, already? Good for you!"
* ''NoahsArc'': This is what happens to Noah during his and Ricky's sexual experience in a flashback.
* Happens to a few characters BilliePiper seduces every now and then in ''SecretDiaryOfACallGirl''.
* On ''Series/{{Everwood}}'' Ephraim was making out with his girlfriend when she reached over his head to get some condoms. This reaching [[MarshmallowHell pushed her boobs into his face,]] and she kept wiggling on top of him to get to the condoms. They were quickly unnecessary.
* [[DeconstructedTrope Deconstructed]] in ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' when JD recounts how exactly he got his girlfriend Kim pregnant before their third date. He never actually had sex with her, just got overly stimulated and "fired his cannons" too early.
-->'''Turk''': [trying and failing to contain snickering] What you're trying to tell us is that you never actually had sex with her?
-->'''J.D.''': [after a brief pause] I didn't have a condom.
-->[Muffled giggles from Turk, Carla, and Elliot]
-->'''J.D.''': And uh, we decided not to have sex because, here's the kicker, I didn't want to get her pregnant.
-->[Carla, Elliot, and Turk break out in hysterical laughing]
* In ''Series/{{Californication}}'' Charlie Runkle gets off in a strip club while seated during a lap dance. He tries to [[IllTakeThatAsACompliment present it as a compliment]]. The stripper doesn't respond so well either way.
* In ''Series/SexAndTheCity'', Carrie once dates a guy (whose family she adores) who always finishes before they even get it on.
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[[folder:Music]]
* Music/TheLonelyIsland's "[[TropeNamer Jizz In My Pants]]" deals with exactly this. It eventually gets more over the top, to the point that merely finding out the [[TwistEnding twist]] of ''Film/TheSixthSense'' causes one.
* In Music/StephenLynch's Live At The El Rey performance of the song "Superhero," he asks the audience to call out superheroes of their own, resulting in him doing a skit about Premature Ejaculator Man...
* Music/RoughTrade's "High School Confidential": "It makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way".
* Actually happened to [[HiroshiMorie Heath]], bassist of Music/XJapan, during a performance at Lollapalooza 2010. No underwear + a vibrating bass?
* Suggested in Music/AliceCooper's "Nurse Rozetta".
* One of the most infamous verses in Lalo Rodriguez's "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ven,_Dev%C3%B3rame_Otra_Vez Ven, devórame otra vez]]" translates as "I wet my white sheets while remembering you".
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/ADanceWithRogues'', one optional sidequest involves a sexually frustrated mage offering to teleport you into the Dhorn barracks to retrieve some potentially damning evidence of your identity in exchange for sex. You have the option of making a show out of stripping down, which causes him to ejaculate prematurely and teleport you (naked) into the Dhorn barracks in a fit of rage.
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[[folder:Visual Novels]]
* This is the result of Hisao's first H-scene with Emi in ''KatawaShoujo''.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* See ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'', [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/55 this strip.]] The reason? Seeing the ''Film/SpiderMan'' movie. (And Jodie suffers it too.)
* In ''Webcomic/MenageA3'':
** One strip shows how long various men have lasted with [=DiDi=]. The last is listed as "Negative 30 sec" and still has his pants on in the picture.
** Suffered by Gary when Zii [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20100622.html demonstrates her lobe-nibbling technique.]]
* Occurs in ''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'': [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/02/13/premature-evacuation/ here]].
* In ''Webcomic/{{Sunstone}}'', Anne gets a geek at a convention to suffer this by describing the sex games she'll partake of with Ally and Lisa that night. Lisa notes afterward that Anne can be really evil when she wants to be.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Music/JonLajoie's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=839DO8-0cY8 "Too Fast."]] One of the shorter songs in his repertoire.
* In ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', Yusei is constantly having this problem because he's spent so much time [[CargoShip riding his motorcycle]] that it's given him "a hair-trigger down there."
* In the ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' review of ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4'', after describing Snake and Otacon's "friendship," Yahtzee remarks that all the world's SlashFic writers just experienced the female version of this trope.
* RayWilliamJohnson of Equals 3 has the spoken version: "EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, EPIC FACE, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis JIZZ. IN. MY. PANTS.]]" Usually, this is set to a series of bizzare paused faces from the reviewed video.
* Eggman in ''WebAnimation/SonicForHire'' has this in response to Sonic's death.
* One episode of ''NeuroticallyYours'' has a fat Germaine wear an extremely revealing costume out in public as she waits in line to buy a copy of a new video game. The recurring pizza guy stalker behind her sees the revealing outfit and winds up completely ejaculating in his pants as a result.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* Reverend Putty from ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'' does this in "Numb" when Orel's mother flirts with him.
* In ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Quagmire does this after walking in on Peter and Lois being nudists.
-->'''Quagmire:''' Do any of you guys have a towel?
* ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'': At a church group for born-again virgins, a character tearfully admits that while getting a massage at an arts and crafts fair, he "sinned his pants", then gets kicked out for being an actual virgin.
* This shows up in gags in ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', one involving [[Franchise/SpiderMan Peter Parker]] and another involving a fan at a ''Franchise/StarTrek''. And yet another when being told about how Episode 7 (all focused on [[EnsembleDarkhorse Boba Fett]]) should be done... a few years ''before'' [[HilariousInHindsight Disney announced plans to make one]].
* On ''WesternAnimation/{{Chozen}}'', Troy does this after Tracy kisses his cheek, much to his mortification.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Non-sexual massages can have this result due to the client's state of relaxtion.
* This can be TruthInTelevision even for women.
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