[[StockPhrase Stock threat/warning]] that you, er... ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Contrast with HesGotAWeapon.

Only ''actual'' quotes please. [[TitleDrop I've Got an Edit Button Too and I'm Not Afraid to Use It.]]

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!!Examples

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[[folder:I've got Comic Books and I'm not afraid to read them!]]
* ''ComicBook/FiftyTwo'': Stand Back! [[MadScientist I've got a particle wave ray gun and Bipolar disorder!]]
* Mr. Nobody from ''ComicBook/DoomPatrol'' has a [[{{Dada}} boiled egg]] and he knows how to use it!
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[[folder:I've got Animated Films and I'm not afraid to watch them!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/CorpseBride''
** Victor Van Dort's got a dwarf, and he's not afraid to use him!
** He's also got a fork, and he's even LESS afraid to use it!
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'': Donkey's got a dragon and he's not afraid to use it! Made [[{{Woolseyism}} even better]] in the French dub, where Donkey says, "I've got a dragon and I won't hesitate to fire it!"
* ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire'': Used by Dr. Sweet to Mole.
-->'''Dr. Sweet:''' I've got soap, and I'm not afraid to use it!
* ''[[WesternAnimation/AGoofyMovie An Extremely Goofy Movie]]'': PJ has a biscotti, and he's not afraid to use it!
* Disney/{{Aladdin}}'s got a Genie and he's not afraid to use him!
* ''WesternAnimation/AlvinAndTheChipmunksMeetTheWolfman'': The Sevilles' neighbor has got a lemon zester and he's not afraid to use it!
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[[folder:I've got Jokes and I'm not afraid to tell them!]]
* Random bumper sticker says "I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it!"
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[[folder:I've got Literature and I'm not afraid to read it!]]
* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''
** ''Discworld/FeetOfClay'': "I've got a bow and I'm not afraid to use it!" The crossbow's point moved uncertainly, proving him a liar.
** At the climax of ''Discworld/TheWeeFreeMen'', [[spoiler:the Nac Mac Feegle have a cheap lawyer, and they're not afraid to use him! [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "With prejudice!"]]]]
* ''Literature/GoodOmens'': "I've got a pin and I'm not afraid to use it."
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[[folder:I've got Live-Action TV and I'm not afraid to watch it!]]
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': Gary Murray's got detention slips, and he's not afraid to use them -- ''against vampires''!
* ''Series/{{Everwood}}'': Dr. Andrew Brown's got mind-altering drugs in the other room and he's not afraid to use them!
* Series/{{House}}'s got a full bladder and he's not afraid to use it!
* ''Series/LizzieMcGuire'': His wife has a bat. [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Mr. McGuire]] has a ''mitt'' and he's not afraid to use it.
* ''Series/NaturallySadie'': Rain has frozen pitas and he's not afraid to use them!
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[[folder:I've got Music and I'm not afraid to listen to it!]]
* Music/BradPaisley, "Flowers": "I've got a Visa in my wallet / And I'm not afraid to use it" (to continue buying roses to ask for forgiveness).
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[[folder:I've got Video Games and I'm not afraid to play them!]]
* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyTactics'': Cornered in his hideout, Teta's kidnapper says something along the line of "Back off! There are more than enough explosives in this fortress to blow you to hell and back!" [[spoiler:It's a moot point, because [[MoralEventHorizon Zalbag then ordered Algus to]] ShootTheHostage and the kidnapper.]]
* ''VideoGame/EmeraldCityConfidential'': Petra, the PrivateDetective says, "I've got a notebook and I'm not afraid to use it!"
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[[folder:I've got Web Comics and I'm not afraid to read them!]]
* ''Webcomic/DorkTower'': Ken has a bar of soap at a gaming convention and he's not afraid to use it!
* From the lawyers duo in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
-->'''Mr. Jones:''' Get back! I have a restraining order and I'm not afraid to use it!
* From Lenny the Ranger in ''Webcomic/OurLittleAdventure'':
-->'''Lenny:''' S-stay back. I've got a magic shield and I-I'm not afraid to use it...
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[[folder:I've got Web Original and I'm not afraid to surf it!]]
* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd has PENS, and he's not afraid to use 'em.
* ''Series/FlandersCompany'': Caleb has a new-generation remote control, and he won't hesitate to use it!
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[[folder:I've got Western Animation and I'm not afraid to watch it!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/CarlSquared'': A security guard trying to get Carl Crashman and his friend Jamie to stop playing a video game demo in an electronics store:
-->'''Security Guard:''' Beat it. I've got a walkie-talkie and I'm not afraid to use it.
* WesternAnimation/KimPossible's got a website and she's not afraid to use it!
* From ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'', when Garfield is dealing with a ManEatingPlant.
--> '''Garfield:''' I've got a food processor and I know how to use it!
* ''WesternAnimation/IAmWeasel'':
-->'''I.M. Weasel:''' Nobody move! I've got a loaded monkey, and I'm not afraid to use it!\\
'''I.R. Baboon:''' Click, click!
* ''WesternAnimation/TazMania'': In "Tazmanian Lullaby", one of Francis' fellow tribesmen mocks his musical aspirations with the words "He's got an accordian and he's not afraid to use it!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'' when the lead character is trying to fend himself against [[StalkerWithACrush Panini]].
-->'''Chowder:''' Back off woman, I have a fish, and I'm not afraid to use it!
* ''WesternAnimation/TheNewAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh'': Piglet with his spring. He didn't know what it was and he said it while using the trope.
-->'''Piglet:''' I've got a-a... I've got a- whatever it is, and I'm not afraid to use it.
* Near the end of one ''WesternAnimation/CatDog'' episode, Eddie the Squirrel shows up with a tick in his hand, resulting in the following line:
-->'''Shriek:''' He's got a tick!\\
'''Eddie:''' And I'm not afraid to use it, either!
* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'': When Edd seems someone intruding in his kitchen at night and eating the food out of his refridgerator, he's using a cactus named Jim for protection, and utters this line when the intruder is nowhere to be seen as a window blows open:
-->'''Edd:''' I've got a cactus!
* ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSmurfsAChristmasCarol The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol]]'':
--> '''Grouchy''': I...I've got a blue belt in...in [[FooFu Smurf Fu]] and...and I'm not afraid to use it!
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