->'''Stewie:''' (singing) I want to have intercourse with you. Uh-oh-yeah. Inter''course'' with you.\\
'''Brian:''' ''Relations''.\\
'''Stewie:''' Intercourse with you-oo-oo-whoo! Right?\\
'''Brian:''' Yeah, no, great, that sounds good.\\
'''Stewie:''' All right, groovy, groovy. Now, is there a shorter word for intercourse?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
Let's face it, there's only one thing every living person ([[UsefulNotes/{{Asexuality}} well, most people]]) has on [[AllMenArePerverts his]] or [[AllWomenAreLustful her]] mind, ever, so it honestly shouldn't come as that much of a surprise that ''most'' songs you're going to hear over the course of your entire life are going to be about or closely related to that one thing. People seem to really like hearing about it, and people seem to equally really like singing about it.
[[HurricaneOfEuphemisms All sorts of euphemisms are used]]: making love, getting lucky, getting laid, goin' downtown, hitting the jackpot, throwing the hot dog in the hallway, playing "hide the salami", making baby batter, buttering her bread, putting the key in the ignition, thrashing the thistle, scuba diving in the oasis, plugging the pudding portal, the ringing of Persian ankle bells, inserting the credit card into the slot machine, slamming the space jam in the dimensional pocket, bumping uglies, doing the horizontal tango, the [[Film/DemolitionMan hunka chunka]], [[{{DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment}} dancing the quilted mambo]],
[[{{Spoonerism}} firty ducking]], [[VideoGame/TheSims woohooing]], knocking boots, getting some rib, [[WebVideo/CrashCourse skoodilypooping]], [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark about tree fiddy]], [[{{WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged}} pounding the tuna]], and the classic (made popular by Series/TheNewlywedGame), making whoopie. No matter what it is or where it's coming from, they're all talking about the same thing and they all get the job done.
In case you were unable to infer what is being discussed, [[DontExplainTheJoke we are of course talking about sex]].
'''Songs of this type can go several ways:'''
# Be subtle. Bury what you're really talking about in {{Double Entendre}}s and {{Unusual Euphemism}}s. Examples include: dance, love, work, eat, ride, teach, hit, party, and play, as well as their synonyms and associated words. ("[[Music/TheBeatles I wanna hold your hand]]"--is ''that'' all?)
# Use LyricalDissonance. MoralGuardians expect sexy songs to sound a certain way, usually slow and seductive. Use upbeat, folk, or pop music instead. If you do choose folk, you may not think of Music/FairportConvention's "Come All Ye" in the same way again....
# If your lines are short a couple of syllables, just add "Ooh", "Yeah", or "Baby".
# Use lots of panting and moaning. Also, include the sound of a woman giggling.
# [[BilingualBonus Use another language.]] For example, [[Film/MoulinRouge "Voulez-vous coucher]] [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench avec moi, ce soir?"]] [[note]]Do you want to lie with me tonight?[[/note]]
# If all else fails, then [[{{Anvilicious}} to hell with subtlety]] and [[RefugeInAudacity just blatantly talk about sex anyway]]. You'll be surprised what you can get away with.
For certain cases, see EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory and InnocentInnuendo. For other cases, see also {{Fanservice}}, formerly known as Playing to the Fetishes. For examples that are [[DrunkenSong sung by groups of friends over a few beers]] rather than performed by professionals, see BawdySong.
BadGirlSong is when a woman sings about how much she likes doin' it. ObligatoryBondageSong is when Intercourse with You gets kinky. Well, kinkier.
We just ''said'' that nearly all songs are about sex. [[OdeToIntoxication The rest are about drugs]]. [[SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll Or rock and roll]]. But, this is Intercourse with You.
Overlaps with SexualEuphemism when examples of it are used. As intercourse is usually a consequence of successful seduction, a song may transition from a SeductionLyric into this trope as it goes along.
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* [[IntercourseWithYou/{{Music}} Real-life songs (ordered by genre)]]
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!!!Soundtracks
[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* The ED of ''Manga/TokimekiTonight'', Harumi Kamo's ''Super Love Lotion'', has lyrics about how girls become more beautiful and attractive when they fall in love, making ever ''their shampoo scent'' more seductive. The fact that [[https://youtu.be/w5I8Eb5RBUg?t=23m18s the credit version]] features the teenage protagonist nude save for a cape leaves this very clear.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/{{Clerks}}'':
-->My love for you is like a truck, BER-SER-KER!\\
Would you like some making fuck, BER-SER-KER!,
* Most of Aldous Snow's songs in ''Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall'' and ''Film/GetHimToTheGreek'' are blatantly sexual, with song titles like "The Clap" and another called "Ring Round" that outright says that it's about anal sex at the end of the song.
* ''Film/MoulinRouge'' gives us the song "Meet Me In The Red Room", which is sung from the point of a prostitute entertaining a client. Complete with sexual sounds.
* ''Spring Break'': "Do It To You" by Corrinne Alphen.
* ''Film/WalkHard.'' "Let's Duet," is one long, drawn-out DoubleEntendre.
--> '''Dewey Cox:''' In my dreams, you're blowin' me... [[{{Beat}} *beat*]] Some kisses...
* Film/CannibalTheMusical: Packerd's ballad about his horse[[note]] a stand in for Trey Parker's ex[[/note]], "When I Was On Top Of You."
* ''Film/Gotcha1985'' A college student, Johnathan Moore, quotes the song lyrics from Labelle's "Lady Marmalade", [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"]], only to earn him a slap in the face!
--> '''Girl:''' You asshole! '''*SLAP!!!*'''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* Victoria Wood's "Ballad of Barry and Freda" is about a middle-aged woman trying to persuade her husband to ... well:
-->Let's do it, let's do it,
-->Do it til our hearts go boom!
-->Go native, creative,
-->Living in the living room,
-->This folly, is jolly,
-->Bend me over backwards on the hostess trolley,
-->Let's do it, let's do it tonight!
* ''Music/FlightOfTheConchords'': Parodied with "Business Time" which is about sex in a very average marriage where the singer only lasts 2 minutes.
* ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend'' parodies this with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a4vtGanrFA "Sex with a Stranger"]]. It's ''super blunt'' about the singer's anxieties:
-->I’m sorry, I’ll stop talking ‘bout the murderer thing\\
Let me get back to playin’ with your thing\\
You got a beautiful ass,\\
Strong ass arms--\\
Is that a gun?! Oh thank God, it’s just your penis.\\
Have...\\
You been tested for [=STDs=]?
** Almost identical to the trope name is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ex9gyOmp0 ''Let's Have Intercourse'']]. Let's be honest, there's a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ9ea-hbQw4 lot]] of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcmErbAsI7I these]].
* ''Series/TheNoddyShop'': Johnny Crawfish's song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4ZYGCsgKrQ "Special"]], produced as promotional material for investors, is about doing this to women. The fact that it was made to promote a preschool show makes it a surprising thing to hear.
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[[folder:Musical Theatre]]
* ''Theatre/{{Chicago}}''...and all that jazz.
* The songs of the Theatre/CrazyHorse cabaret in UsefulNotes/{{Paris}} (which features naked dancers), most of them written by Jacques Morali. The most famous is perhaps the one that [[EveryEpisodeEnding concludes every show]], "You Turn Me On".
* ''Theatre/YoungFrankenstein: The Musical'':
** Inga's introductory number, "Roll in the Hay".
** Elizabeth has a ballad in Act Two relating her joy at having at last found "Deep Love." (Accompanied by a whole bunch more adjectives.) This was performed at the Tony Awards.
* ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' has one of its most upbeat numbers, "Lovely Ladies," be all about the life of a seaside hooker! ("Rich men, poor men, leaders of the land/See 'em with their trousers off they're never quite as grand!") This is swiftly followed by MoodWhiplash.
* The song "I Cain't Say No" from ''Theatre/{{Oklahoma}}'' is about Ado Annie's inability to say "no" to boys and contains the lines: "Supposin' that he says that you're sweeter than cream/ [[UnusualEuphemism And he's gotta have cream or die]]?". The show is mostly about [[LoveTriangle love triangles]], so it's no surprise that it's full of innuendo.
** "Then I think of that ol' Golden Rule/An' do fer him what he would do fer me!" (In the 1998 RNT production Ado Annie spreads her legs on this line, leaving no doubts as to what she's talking about.)
* ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera'':
** "The Point of No Return" has very sexual themes including the lines: "In my mind I've already imagined our bodies entwining" and "When will the blood begin to race/ The sleeping bud burst into bloom"...if you know what I mean.
** "The Music of the Night" isn't much better in that regard. "Touch me, trust me, savor each sensation..."
** Subverted later, with a verse that implies the Phantom is also impotent. "That fate which condemns me/To wallow in blood/Has also denied me/The joys of the flesh" Given what happens in the sequel ''Theatre/LoveNeverDies'' though, he may have meant 'denied' in that no woman would have him, as [[spoiler: he apparently could perform well enough to father a child with Christine]].
* Pretty much any song from ''Theatre/SpringAwakening'', most notably with "The Bitch of Living" and "My Junk" being about masturbation and "Touch Me" and "The Word of Your Body" about desiring sexual activity. "The Dark I Know Well" is an example of sex turned into horror, as it's about sexual abuse.
* The musical ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'' gives us the love duet between Elphaba and Fiyero. Lines like "I'll wake up my body / and make up for lost time," and Elphie's seductive "I feel ''wicked''" near the end make their intentions pretty clear.
** ... But it also makes the line "If it turns out it's over too fast" a bit unintentionally funny.
* ''Theatre/AvenueQ'' has "Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Making Love)":
--> You're not allowed to be loud
--> At the library
--> At the art museum
--> Or at a play
--> But when you and your partner
--> Are doing the nasty
--> Don't behave like you're
--> At the ballet!
--> Cause you can be as loud as
--> The hell you want
--> When you're making love!
* ''Theatre/{{Rent}}'' has "Contact," which is just one big orgy under a bed sheet.
* ''Theatre/TheThreepennyOpera'' contains multiple examples:
* Slight disturbing, "Hellfire", the great VillainSong from the Disney movie ''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame|Disney}}''. Partly an aversion, as it's about Frollo resisting temptation, but he doesn't leave any doubt what he actually wants.
-->''Like fire, Hellfire,''\\
''This fire in my skin!''\\
''This burning desire''\\
''Is turning me to sin!''
* "Dead Girl Walking" from ''Theatre/HeathersTheMusical''. The entire song can be summed up as, "My life is going to be ruined come Monday, I'm drunk, I'm in your yard, so let's have sex."
** From the same musical, "Blue" deliberately sounds like a romantic duet...but is still about two boys complaining about how badly they want sex.
* ''Theatre/{{Pippin}}'' includes "With You," which (at least in the 2013 revival) starts out as a very sweet ballad and turns into a stylized orgy.
* Parodied in ''Theatre/TheBookOfMormon'' with "Baptize Me". It's actually a rather sweet song about Arnold [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin baptizing]] Nabalungi, which just so happens to be his first. But the actual song is full of lyrics like ''"I'm about to do it for the first time/ and I'm gonna do it with a girl"'', perhaps [[{{Pun}} climaxing]] at ''"I'm wet with salvation! We just went all the way!"''
* ''Theatre/HeadOverHeels'' turns "[[Music/BelindaCarlisle Heaven is a Place on Earth]]" into this.
* The ''Theatre/SixTheMusical'' song "All You Wanna Do"'s chorus has the line "Please me, squeeze me, '''birds and the bees me'''".
* ''Theatre/{{Hadestown}}'' has an instrumental break towards the end of "All I've Ever Known" where Orpheus and Eurydice have a stylized ballet to represent making love. Notable in that the song itself isn't about sex, though it does have Eurydice and Orpheus confessing their mutual love.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* VideoGame/{{A3}} has ''STEP'', the theme for Winter Troupe 8th play ''Dance with Butterfly''. There is a line about "sharing heat to melt and mix together" and "touching the tip of pain," with Arikawa's segment asking Takatsu to give him his best shot, no reservation, no compromise. Also, "Non-stop night" can be heard in the chorus... On top of that, Arikawa pants a lot in the song.
* Several songs featured in the ''VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution'' franchise have very steamy lyrics and moaning sounds [[LyricalDissonance set to very danceable tunes.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zS9XyrCH9E Do It All Night]]? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8idojb8cyo Oh Nick Please Not So Quick?]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGOrOeZ7qyc& Turn me on]]? Suuuuubtle.
* In ''VideoGame/Fallout4'', you may encounter the singer Magnolia at a bar in Goodneighbor, singing one of her songs (performed by her voice actress Creator/LyndaCarter), or hear her on Diamond City Radio. One of those songs, "Good Neighbor", is clearly about sex, with one verse even implying that she slept with ''a Super Mutant Behemoth''.
* ''VideoGame/TheIdolmaster'' has several of these most especially "Agent Yoru wa Yoku" ("The Agent Comes at Night") which is almost blatantly about male prostitution. There's also "Honey Heartbeat" which is most probably about a girl losing her virginity in the back of a car.
* For the love of god, the CD version of [[MsFanservice Orchid's]] theme (K.I. Feeling) from VideoGame/KillerInstinct has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTr9K454v6s this in spades]]
* "Give Me All Your Love" from ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou'', when you have lines like "Feel me when you come inside" or "Treat me right as I do for you / Drive me crazy all night long"... It's clear they weren't trying that hard to be subtle, and this is a ''T-rated game''.
* In ''VideoGame/Idolish7'', Trigger's debut song "Secret Night" counts as one. Even the title sounds sexual
* ''VideoGame/NightsOfAzure'' has "Eve", the FinalLoveDuet that plays during the GoldenEnding. The entire first half is essentially [[OfficialCouple Arnice and Lilysse]] singing how they want to be left alone at night so they could forego sleep and do other things with each other. And to make things a less subtle, the first line has Arnice singing about "Digging our nails in, biting softly, and playing around under the moonlight".
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* Mercilessly parodied by [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob Weebl's]] ''[[http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/sexy-robots-animated-music-video-mrweebl/ Sexy Robots]]'' where a stereotypical {{Zeerust}}y boxy robot boasts before a desktop about how sexy he is. In the end they [[UnusualEuphemism "interface"]].
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Discussed in a ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' article about [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19657_4-evolutionary-explanations-modern-annoyances_p2.html modern annoyances with evolutionary explanations]].
* Some of the ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' for films in the Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon will rewrite the lyrics to the most romantic song and make them directly about intercourse (and always use the euphemism "pork" at that):
** From ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}'':
*** "Love Is an Open Door" becomes "We are about to poooooorrrrrrrrrkkk"
*** "Reindeer(s) Are Better Than People" becomes "[[BestialityIsDepraved I'm kinda turned on by reindeer]]"
** From ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}''
*** "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" becomes "We are gonna pork tonight"
** From ''WesternAnimation/{{The Little Mermaid|1989}}'':
*** "Kiss the Girl" becomes "Pork the Girl"
** From ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'':
*** "A Whole New World" becomes "I'll Pork this Girl"
* A few music videos by Starbomb. For Example, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jfU7pw76ZE Luigi's Ballad]] where Mario sings about wanting to have sex with Peach in classic Super Mario innuendo ''(What up, bitch?! I got a 1-Up, bitch! / What's inside this Question Block? It's my dick! / It's-a me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami / I take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami / I save you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky / Must I be a Raccoon to get inside your Tanooki? / I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen / My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean, so SUCK IT!)''
** There's also "Best Zelda rap EVER!" where the old man in the first game who says "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!", tries to seduce Link into giving him a blowjob. You read that right. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m9QUoW5KnY Must be seen to be believed.]]
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[[folder:Radio]]
* Creator/HowardStern's "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKrXYEmI7fA Every Homo (Backside's Back)]]" is a parody of "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by the Music/BackstreetBoys.
* The Finnish radio station [=YleX=] has a tradition called "Summer Rubber Song", a sex ed campaign where they get a currently popular artist to make a song about safe sex. These songs tend to be about sex.
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[[folder:Roleplay]]
* ''Roleplay/NoPixel'': Outto-Tune Tyrone's songs aren't exactly subtle; "Creampie" would probably be the best-known example, with some [[https://genius.com/Outto-tune-tyrone-creampie-lyrics particularly spicy lyrics.]]
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!!InUniverse
[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* This trope sets off the whole plot of Creator/MayuShinjo's ''Manga/SensualPhrase'' story. A CuteBookworm [[GirlnextDoor highschool girl]] writes some super steamy song lyrics and intends to send them to a contest, but after some freaky coincidences the lyric sheets end up in the hands of a local rising rock star whose band is famous for its sensual songs...
* ''Anime/{{Macross}}'':
** Given how she is one of the more mature IdolSinger[=s=] in the franchise, Sheryl Nome from ''Anime/MacrossFrontier'' has a few songs that dance around this trope.
*** The first of these is ''Pink Monsoon''. For that note, this is just the first verse (after the "baby pink monsoon" refrain):
---->Till morning the two of us are just spinning around (asa made futari just spinning around)\\
There's plenty of time to fall in love (koi suru jikan wa tappuri aru no yo)\\
Be my boyfriend\\
Using our youth pointlessly (wakasa o mudazukai shitai)\\
Let's get derailed and ruined together (issho ni dassen shite dainashi ni shite)\\
Become even more deeply involved with me (motto fukaku kakawatte yo)\\
This position (kono position)\\
Is the best, you know? (saikou datte wakaru desho?)
*** Putting that song to shame with absolutely ''no'' subtlety about the topic is ''Universal Bunny''. The fact that Sheryl spends half of the song in a {{Stripperiffic}} {{Dominatrix}} outfit all set to choreography that involves [[ScrewYourself seducing her more innocent self]] as the lyrics keep goading the listener to [[TheImmodestOrgasm go to 1000%]] results in a song that leaves nothing to the imagination as to what topic it could possibly be about.
---->Smash your limits and seize your prize, 1000% (genkai koete shouten sauzanpaasento)\\
Abandon safety and indulge in pride, 1000% (anzen sutetet gouman sauzanpaasento)\\
The attractive force of despair (zetsubou no inryoku)\\
I show you my all and give you reason to love\\
Rage destructively and make an emergency (kaimetsuteki ni bousou emergency)\\
Sober up from your illusions and black out, no delicacy (gensou samete anten no delicacy)\\
A defenseless interior (muboubi na uchigawa)\\
You light up my life and give me reason to live
** ''Ikenai Borderline'' from ''Anime/MacrossDelta'' has one particularly eyebrow-raising set of lyrics:
---> My head is full (kirikirimai)\\
I'm going even further (saranaru chi e to)\\
My mind is melting (ishiki ga tokeru)\\
I can't control my body (karada wa seigyo funou)\\
[[TheImmodestOrgasm I'm cumming]] (icchau kamone)\\
We screwed around as friends (fusake atta tomodachi mo)\\
We sought each other as something more (mo tome atta ano hiki to)
* In an episode of ''Anime/MarginalNumber4'', Atom has trouble understanding the lyrics of their new song, "Shinobi - Just a Heaven" (where "heaven" is written with the kanji for "climax").
--> A premonition of danger\\
But there's no turning back for the two of us\\
Skin touches skin, in that moment\\
Lightning shoots through our bodies
* One of the two openings from ''Music/{{Tsukiuta}} the Animation'', "Gravitic Love" by Six Gravity (one of the show's main [[IdolSinger idol units]]), is very much this sort of thing. If you doubt it after the way they sing "I wanna mess you up," [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X-eV7rvNsM just check]] Hajime's moan at the end of the chorus (1:17).
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[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* The song "Getting Lucky" in ''WesternAnimation/TheChipmunkAdventure''.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In the classic {{Mockumentary}} ''Film/ThisIsSpinalTap'', interviewer Marty comes upon Nigel composing a lovely, quiet song, which Nigel says is inspired by Mozart and Bach. When Marty asks its name, Nigel replies "Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"."
** Well, Mozart ''did'' write "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch Lick me in the arse]]"...
** Is this actually considered fictional anymore? Spinal Tap's released a few albums and had tours since the fake movie.
** Not to mention that many of the songs by Spinal Tap feature ridiculously extended and very transparent metaphors for sex, making fun of the trope. Such as "[[http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Sex-Farm-lyrics-Spinal-Tap/5AA79A4E20ADE7E348256DCE002F4806 Sex Farm]]".
** "Gimme Some Money," one of their early songs, is a subversion. The "you know what I want, you know what I need" lyrics are very clearly building to this, but then the refrain arrives and what they want just turns out to be money.
* Aldous Snow's song "Inside of You" in ''Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall''.
** Then most of the songs on the ''Film/GetHimToTheGreek'' soundtrack.
** Especially "Ring Round My Rosie" in ''Get Him to the Greek''. ''[[DontExplainTheJoke "I'm talking about my asshole"]]''.
* All the background music from the 2001 film version of ''Josie and the Pussycats'' is like this (and NSFW at that).
* ''Website/TheOnion Movie'' parodied this with the artist Melissa Cherry (a parody of Britney Spears) whose songs all sound extremely suggestive, yet she insists they're [[InnocentInnuendo entirely innocent]].
* Parodied in ''Semi-Pro'', where the main character sings a song called "[[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7264ad3313 Love Me Sexy]]", asking women if they would like to Love, Lick and/or Suck Will Ferrel sexy.
* In ''Film/WarInc'', Music/HilaryDuff's character (a parody of the sexy teenybopper type of performer) has a song called "I Wanna Blow You Up." The first chorus starts with "I wanna blow you....up." and the bridge consists of "I wanna blow you, blow you, blow you, blow you....up." Not terribly subtle.
* In the Israeli comedy film "זוהי סדום" ("This Is Sodomy")[[spoiler: as in the biblical city of Sodom, not the crime]], which retells the biblical story from a "modern" point of view, [[HenpeckedHusband Lot's]] wife is presented as-as a fat, evil harridan [[KarmicDeath whose "cooking" consists of drowning tiny bits of whatever she makes in mountains of salt]]. She hates Lot for being a poor sucker (recall, he was the only virtuous man in the biblical version of Vegas) and always complains about how she had a promising career as a singer before she married. The only example of her "old glory" we get to see is a trippy video clip the music of which consists solely of a synthesized "KNOW ME, KNOW ME, KNOW ME, KNOW ME..." ([[DontExplainTheJoke a joke at the biblical use of "knowing" someone]])
* Ty Webb sings [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e08TOHlevxU "I Was Born To Love You"]] to Lacey Underall in ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}''.
* Mockumentary film ''Never Been Thawed'' has a subplot about a ChristianRock band called The Christers: It's revealed that The Christers used to be a HardcorePunk band called The Reacharounds, who exclusively wrote this kind of song, but decided to switch to a Christian Rock image in the hopes of getting a record deal. In a similar gag to the ''South Park'' example, we hear a snippet of the Reacharounds song "Fuck" followed by the Christers song "Pray", and it becomes apparent they just replaced every instance of the word "fuck" with "pray", added a few forced rhymes, and changed very little else.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Creator/AldousHuxley, after mysteriously averting this trope in ''Literature/BraveNewWorld'' (in which little children are taught to engage in sexual play with each other), invoked this in ''Ape and Essence'' where the refrain of the latest popular song is, "Give me detumescence."
* Literature/{{Discworld}}: Several drinking songs - especially those sung by [[DirtyOldWoman Nanny Ogg]] - such as 'A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob at the End', and [[InterspeciesRomance 'The Hedgehog Can Never be Buggered At All']].
* ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince'' has a jazzy number called "A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love":
-->Oh, come and stir my cauldron
-->And if you do it right
-->I'll boil you up some hot, strong love
-->To keep you warm tonight
* Spoofed in Creator/DaveBarry's novel ''Literature/BigTrouble'' with the fictional hit "I Want Your Sex Pootie" by the Seminal Fluids. (The not-so-good movie version made this into a [[{{Defictionalization}} real song]]. His following novel, ''Tricky Business'', gave "Sex Pootie" a ContinuityNod.)
* ''Literature/KingDork'': Tom and Sam's song "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPVKAYQSId0 I Wanna Ramone You]]" which mainly consists of the words "I wanna [[UnusualEuphemism ramone]] you".
* The hit song "Let's Fuck" is at the top of the charts in ''Literature/SuperFolks''.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In an episode of ''Series/{{Workaholics}}'', Adam tries to 'save' a wedding that's just been called off by singing a song to his new love. Only he's high on bath salts, she's crazy and homeless, and his song is all about sucking on her boobs. It's almost romantic with lines like 'I don't care that you beg for change'. It's also an ImagineSpot, as for a moment, the scene's lighting changes to an almost music video set up, with Jakob Dylan playing while Adam croons. Only to cut back to reality- Adam's all alone, and his singing is awful.
* "Sex Hair" from ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''.
** At one point, the heroes of ''Literature/KingDork'' acquire a Christian stoner band member whose songs are like this, and the PluckyComicRelief tells the audience at one point, just to make sure they're not confused, "This song is about the face of God."
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
--> ''You make me com... plete''
** To a lesser extent in the same song[=:=]
--->The Moon to the tide\\
I can feel you inside
** Tara's expression at that line makes it clear that she knows exactly how you're gonna take that. Keep in mind that magic was used as a really ''obvious'' metaphor for sex between Willow and Tara from their first meeting (where they manage to make sexual innuendo while talking strictly about magic), right up to showing what looked like mutual orgasms on at least one occasion when a complex, powerful spell was successfully completed.
** Creator/JossWhedon [[WordOfGod even says in the commentary]] that he'd pretty much given up on being subtle by that point.
* Used in an episode of ''Series/ModernFamily'' when Hayley's boyfriend performs a very... explicit song he wrote for her ''to her family.'' They are all understandably stunned, but in TheStinger it's shown that they are all [[EarWorm singing it next morning]].
* Parodied in the ''Series/HotInCleveland'' episode "Bridzelka", in which Reverend Boyce (Cedric the Entertainer) sings the bluntly titled "I Wanna Have Sex with You" while reflecting on his pre-church career as a singer/songwriter.
* UK teen series ''Series/{{Skins}}'' had a fictional TV talent show named ''Search for a Sexxbomb'', featuring such catchy gems as "Juicing Down", "[=Ass2Ass=]", and "Rim Licking".
-->Rim licking/ Clit flicking/ You're the stuffing/ I'm the chicken/ Said we're clicking/ You're still licking/ Clock is ticking/ Stick your dick in
-->In this club they cannot tame us/ On the dancefloor tongue meets anus/ Boy I need you in my South Pole/ Put your star into my black hole
* Not a full example, but the DreamSequence music video 'Tongue-Tied' from Series/RedDwarf at one point has backing singers Lister and Rimmer singing "Reproductive system, baby!" complete with hip-thrusts.
* In ''Series/MrShow'', the R&B duo "Three Times One Minus One" (or TTOMO) sing the song "Ewww, Girl, Ewww." The music video is this trope, but the lyrics mostly consist of "Ewwww" and "Damn." It's also PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy.
* In the ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' episode "Home Wreckers", Ted's mother Virginia gets re-married to a guy named Clint. It's a RunningGag throughout the episode that he is too honest about their sex life, and at their wedding, he sings a song about Virginia:
-->When I squeeze her trembling bosom,\\
The blood pumps to my loins\\
When I penetrate her --
** The song cuts off after that and Narrator!Ted explains that [[ParentalSexualitySquick he blacked out for the next 12 minutes]] of the song. The song ends:
--> And Mahatma Gandhi, and the pancakes, and the dragooon...and you.
* ''Series/{{MADtv|1995}}'' made a DeconstructiveParody of Music/NellyFurtado's "Promiscuous [Girl]" called "Syphilis Girl" that deals with the aftermath. Music/{{Timbaland}} discovers he got an STD from having had unprotected sex with Furtado, and they end up concluding it's their own fault. It actually has a good point to make about the likely consequences of holding promiscuity up as a virtue.
* In ''Series/TheOfficeUS'' episode "Dinner Party", Jan plays a song her assistant (who she is heavily implied to have slept with) made for her:
-->You took me by the hand\\
And made me a man\\
That one night, you made everything alright
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* In ''Theatre/{{Thirteen}}'', The JerkJock Brett is trying to ask out Kendra, who is PurityPersonified. His best friends come up with a verse filled with sex metaphors.
-->Hey, Kendra\\
I been thinkin'\\
I gotta gotta gotta gotta get with you\\
I wanna get all up in your business girl\\
And make you feel real fine\\
Hey, Kendra\\
Come closer\\
I got myself a brand new rockin' horse\\
Why don't you come on here, mama, and rock it rock it all night long
:: Keep in mind [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids its target demographic is young teens]].
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* ''Webcomic/{{Achewood}}'' - AKKOLADE wants to [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuajHGWWR make LOOOOVE to ya' face!]]
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'': The Opera piece "The Storm King" contains "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080206 the infamously bawdy Jägerchorus"]], as well as a lovers' duet inspired by the mating call of the Irish Moose.
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* ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'':
** During Spring Break, [[SuccubiAndIncubi Verosika Mayday]] sings a song called "Vacay to Bone Town" that's all about enjoying sex as a way to relax. All the while, she's using her power as a CharmPerson to drive the crowd into a sinful orgy.
** {{Invoked|Trope}} in the song "House of Asmodeus". {{Asmodeus}}, the owner of OZZIE'S and the king of the Ring of Lust, sings an AntiLoveSong to tell Moxxie that if he's going to perform on his stage, he needs to stop singing his love song and sing something more graphic to fit the theme of his establishment.
* In WebAnimation/WarhammerIdolMonth a lot of the songs have shades of this, such as "Promethium Passion Lover", Macha's "Claim Me" - with lines like "You are worthy, you must [[TitleDrop claim me]]", "If there's no pressure, there'll be no pleasure!", "I've seen our destined date, I don't mind you're late, now show me that this is our fate!" - and then [[TheHedonist Slania]] of Slaanesh (predictably) throws out all subtlety with "Give Me"'s blatantly explicit lyrics.
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* In one pre-reboot episode of ''WebVideo/MyLittlePonyTheMentallyAdvancedSeries'' Scootaloo's contribution to the talent contest was a song called "Working My Twerking", which she wrote to 'spread the message of love' and about how she's a 'sexy horse god of love'. Keep in mind that Scootaloo is a ''[[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior filly]]''.
-->I'm working on my twerking/My libido's always lurking!/'Cause you're such a pretty pony/ and this feeling can't be phony/I will take you out to dinner/Make you feel like such a winner/And before the night is over/make you feel like such a sinner!
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* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
** One of the best parodies when Cartman becomes a Christian rock musician by switching "baby" for "Jesus" in a standard song like this. Hence, [[GodIsLoveSongs all of his songs are about loving Jesus]]...that way.
--->''I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all on my face...''
** And then when the boys started a boy band, their big song was "Finger Bang", which Cartman thought was about making a pretend gun with your hand and pointing it at someone.
** Pretty much every time Chef sings, intentional or not.
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' gives us the {{Trope Namer|s}}, shown in the quote at the top of the page.
* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' has Hayley invent a song that could be best named "Doing It Doing It."
--> ''Doin' it, doin' it. D-d-Doin' it.''
--> ''Should we break for lunch?''
--> ''Nope! Let's keep doin' it, doin' it.''
--> ''Someone's at the door.''
--> ''I don't care!''
--> ''We're doin' it, doin' it.''
--> ''Wanna put on our hikin' boots?''
--> ''Yeah, we'll wear them while we're doin' it, doin' it.''
--> ''I like the rhythm, it is my method.''
* ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'': "Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNMgENyMUo&feature=related And then in y-parentheses it says 'Til the Break of Dawn'".]]
* ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'': In "Food Truckin'", one-time character Tabitha Johansson sings very unsubtle and creepy songs about her vagina that she insists are actually about whales. Tellingly, it's Gene (who is eleven, and not really interested in girls most of the time) who points this out.
* Par for the course in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfVoxMachina'' whenever resident HornyBard Scanlan is involved, but special mention must go to the number performed ''during a royal feast'' as a distraction: 'Pull My Beads Of Love'.
** His attempt to use one to magic a door into opening is also notable.
--> ''Open your back door, baby,\\
[[UnusualEuphemism Unfasten your lock, I'll show you my key...]]''
* "Good Lovin'" from the AnimatedAdaptation of ''Literature/SoulMusic''.
-->''Be my baby and I'll be your fool,\\
My good lovin's gonna blow your cool,\\
We'll be makin' love the whole night through,\\
Til the morning light!''
* In ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' episode "Mental Hen", Kowalski does a mating dance as he waves his behind at the titular hen, singing things like "tell it to the swagger end, baby", "Salty lick, sister" and "You can't handle the Kowalski". If you know how bird mating works, you'll most definitely see this song as nothing else but this. One has to wonder if the censors were hurrying for lunch break.
* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' has always featured Gem Fusion as a metaphor for relationships, including sexual ones. The episode "The Answer" features a song that Ruby and Sapphire sing which is obviously about the first time they fused, but parts of the lyrics can be interpreted as one person having had sex for the first time and the other having made love for the first time rather than having sex randomly.
--> '''Ruby''': ''Oh... Um... I just can't stop thinking...''
--> '''Sapphire''': ''So... Um... Did you say I was different?''
--> '''Ruby''': ''And you hadn't before?''
--> '''Sapphire''': ''Of course not! When would I have ever?''
--> '''Ruby''': ''I'm so sorry!''
--> '''Sapphire''': ''No no, don't be!''
* The ''WesternAnimation/OhYeahCartoons'' short "The Feelers" had Mitzi Moth of the titular rock band of anthropomorphic insects sing a rather suggestive song called "100 Watts of Love".
-->'''Mitzi''': I can handle any candle, I'm a match for any match, and most flashlights I can pass right by. But there is a light I see who is just fila-meant for me. You must agree I find him one bright guy!
-->'''Mitzi, Mo, Max, and Stinger''': 'Cause he's 100 watts of love! Yeah, he's 100 watts of love!
-->'''Mitzi''': Oh, his kisses really burn and yet I always will return to get 100 watts!
* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' gives us the Film/{{Avatar}}-inspired "Blue Rabbits F**king." Sung by [[Music/FallOutBoy Patrick Stump]], no less.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' had a one-shot character named Lurleen Lumpkin, who attempts to seduce Homer with the decidedly subtle "Bunk With Me Tonight." Which mostly consists of her singing those four words repeatedly. Homer doesn't get it.
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