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->"''Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be.''"
-->-- '''Cheshire Cat''', ''VideoGame/AmericanMcGeesAlice''
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The high probability your wackiest party member, like the TeamPet, will use some sort of bizarre and, well, improbable "weapon" -- that is, in the sense of an object you could conceivably hit something with. And some of these 'weapons' don't even go that far.

This usually seems to just be a way to give that character some sort of [[SortingAlgorithmOfWeaponEffectiveness upgradeable item to explain ongoing power increases]]. Curiously, every weapon shop will sell these upgrades, despite there being seemingly only one such user on the planet.

Many games also have a [[JokeItem gag]] weapon for each of the party members, which is essentially an Improbable or NerfArm version of their regular weapon, such as a [[CombatHandFan fan]] or a [[WoodenKatanasAreEvenBetter wooden sword]] for the sword-wielder, a broom for the WhiteMagicianGirl, or a squeaky-mallet for someone who normally wields [[AnAxeToGrind an axe]] [[DropTheHammer or hammer]]. Of course, this might end up subverted with an [[InfinityPlusOneSword Infinity Plus One]] [[LethalJokeItem Marshmallow Slingshot]]. Compare TheManMakesTheWeapon for when someone deliberately use a gag substitute of a real weapon to showcase his skill.

This trope is surprisingly not that far from reality when you consider how martial arts weapons have included not just spears, swords, and knives, but farming tools, boat oars (see also UsefulNotes/MiyamotoMusashi), [[PaperFanOfDoom fans]], [[RingsOfDeath metal rings]] (no, not even chakram, just round metal rings), and... small wooden benches? Hell, this doesn't even go into the military trench shovel[[note]][[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrenching_tool which is actually fairly terrifying, sometimes featuring a saw blade edge or bayonette]][[/note]].

Note: Many "improbable weapons" can indeed cause significant damage. Examples of these are:
* [[FryingPanOfDoom frying pans]],
* [[ShovelStrike shovels (most notably trench shovels, as mentioned above)]],
* [[EdibleBludgeon a solid mass of frozen food]] (giving a whole new meaning to LethalChef),
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedwarmer bed warmers]],
* [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl small pieces of furniture]],
* [[ShearMenace scissors]] [[RockPaperScissors (with or without rocks & paper)]],
* [[UtilityWeapon Tools]], especially [[WrenchWhack Wrenches]], [[DropTheHammer Hammers]], [[NailEm nail guns]], and [[ChainsawGood Chainsaws]],
* [[DeadlyDoctor medical instruments]],
* [[RollingPinOfDoom rolling pins]],
* [[ClothingCombat clothes]] or [[ClothFu cloths]],
* [[RodAndReelRepurposed fishing rods]],
* [[ThrowTheBookAtThem books]],
* [[ParasolOfPain umbrellas]],
* [[PaperFanOfDoom paper fans]],
* [[KillerYoyo yoyos]],
* [[DeathDealer cards]],
* [[BattleTops tops]],
* [[MyLittlePanzer certain toys]] such as toy guns or remote control vehicles,
* WaterGunsAndBalloons[[note]]for when they aren't used against [[KillItWithWater those who're weak against water]], that is[[/note]],

and so on. Anything that's heavy or sharp (well, sharp and over a certain size), really. Or long, flexible, and reasonably sturdy.

This may be one of the stranger examples of TruthInTelevision. For '''one-time examples''', see ImprovisedWeapon. If someone manages to pull this off with an actual weapon, see ImprobableUseOfAWeapon. Compare AbnormalAmmo for improbable things you could throw/launch at an enemy, and ImpossiblyCoolWeapon for actual weapons with impossible (and cool) properties.

See also ImprovFu, ThisBananaIsArmed, ShoePhone, NerfArm, GrievousHarmWithABody, MusicalAssassin (killing with music), MartialArtsAndCrafts, OnceKilledAManWithANoodleImplement, JokeItem, and LethalJokeItem.
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!!Examples:
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* ImprobableWeaponUser/AnimeAndManga
* ImprobableWeaponUser/ComicBooks
* ImprobableWeaponUser/FanFic
* ImprobableWeaponUser/{{Film}}
* ImprobableWeaponUser/{{Literature}}
* ImprobableWeaponUser/LiveActionTV
* ImprobableWeaponUser/ManhwaAndManhua
* ImprobableWeaponUser/{{Music}}
* ImprobableWeaponUser/ProfessionalWrestling
* ImprobableWeaponUser/TabletopGames
* ImprobableWeaponUser/VideoGames
* ImprobableWeaponUser/{{Webcomics}}
* ImprobableWeaponUser/WebOriginal
* ImprobableWeaponUser/WesternAnimation
* ImprobableWeaponUser/RealLife
[[/index]]
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