->'''Mugger:''' Don't make a move, this is a stick-up.... Now, come on -- your money or your life.\\
'''Jack Benny:''' ''(long pause)''\\
'''Mugger:''' Look, bud! I said your money or your life!\\
'''Jack:''' I'm thinking it over!
-->-- ''Radio/TheJackBennyProgram''

A character displays uncertainty in a situation that you wouldn't expect to call for it. Usually, this takes the form of giving too much consideration to a "[[AnOfferYouCantRefuse choice]]" that isn't really supposed to be one.

Sometimes, the choice the character is put before offers something s/he wants or needs, but accepting it would mean breaking some sort of a personal rule (like agreeing with the stupid member of the party). Or the character is just tired of being SurroundedByIdiots and [[ICanNotSelfTerminate the option of being killed sounds oddly inviting]].

See also YouCanKeepHer.

This situation is always spawned by SkewedPriorities, and often implies or results in the character being TooDumbToLive. But more often than not it is a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* In an early episode of ''Anime/RioRainbowGate'', Howard is threatened with death if he does not allow Rio to wager ownership of his casino resort. He gives Rio several conflicting answers as the DeathTrap gets closer and closer to killing him before Rio decides to go through with the wager.
* From the anime of ''ReadOrDie'', Ms. Deep to Yomiko
--> "Which is more important, your life or that book?"
--> *visibly mulls it over*
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory''. After a woman's husband is kidnapped, the kidnappers call with their demands.
-->'''Mrs. Curtis:''' What did they ask for? [[PleaseIWillDoAnything Whatever it is, they can have it]].\\
'''Police officer:''' They want your case of Wonka Bars. ''(Mrs. Curtis says nothing)'' Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka Bars!\\
'''Mrs. Curtis:''' How long will they give me to think it over?
* Here's a good one from ''Film/GroundhogDay'':
-->'''Cop:''' Now look, pal: you can either go back to Punxsutawney, or you can freeze to death. It's your choice!\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Phil:''' I'm thinking...
* In ''Film/{{Constantine}}'', when Angela is about to get in a tub so Constantine can teach her how to awaken her psychic abilities, the following happens:
-->'''Angela:''' Do I have to [[TakeOffYourClothes take the rest of my clothes off]] or can I leave them on?\\
'''Constantine:''' ''(long pause, stares at her, nodding to himself)''\\
'''Angela:''' ...John?\\
'''Constantine:''' I'm thinking.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', it's mentioned that anyone wanting to pose the question "Your money or your life?" to a dwarf should pack a lunch and a long book.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', the episode "Inca Mummy Girl" gives us a unique exchange where a person needs time to answer their own "question".
-->'''Willow:''' I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.\\
'''Buffy:''' Good for you.\\
'''Willow:''' Well, I didn't choose yet.
** Another episode has Willow offer to kill Amy so Spike can feed off her. Buffy seems tempted and needs a moment before rejecting the idea.
* The ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' episode "My New Role" had Eliot talking to a group of nurses who've frozen Carla out because she hangs out with the doctors so much.
-->'''Eliot:''' You can either use her relationship with us doctors to start a dialogue and make things better, or ignore me, stay pissed and hold me down in the parking lot tonight while Barb stomps on my face.\\
''(the nurses keep drinking their coffee without reacting at all)''\\
'''Eliot:''' You're taking a pretty long time thinking about it...
* Bester was REALLY asking for it in ''Series/BabylonFive''.
-->'''[[SmugSnake Bester]]:''' If you weigh the momentary pleasure of blowing me out of the sky against a life of never knowing what brought me here, I assure you, you'll make the right choice. ''[long pause]'' Captain?\\
'''Sheridan:''' I'm thinking it over.\\
'''Bester:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh... good.]]
** It perhaps doesn't help that at least one of B5's command staff actually did plan to have Bester killed previously before being convinced [[HeWhoFightsMonsters it was a bad move]].
* In ''Series/StargateSG1'' episode "Urgo", the team have a friendly but annoying A.I. called Urgo implanted in their brains.
-->'''Urgo:''' You have to decide. Me... or death.\\
''(long pause)''\\
'''Urgo:''' Well?!\\
'''Jack O'Neill:''' We're thinking.
* Leonard in ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' spends a little too long contemplating laser surgery as an alternative to just going to get his spare glasses from his apartment, because Sheldon's in there with a cold.
** And later, with Howard:
--->'''Bernadette''': No, here's how love works. You're gonna return the machine or you can print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those!
--->'''Howard''': [pondering]
--->'''Bernadette''': Oh, my God! Are you actually thinking about it?
* In the ''Series/RedDwarf X'' episode "Trojan", Rimmer has all the resentment drained from his personality because it was corrupting his hard drive. He's told he now has the oppertunity to reinvent himself, unhampered by the negativity that ruined his life, or he can go straight back to making the same self-destructive mistakes as before. After a pause he says "Well, I think we all know what the answer's going to be." [[StatusQuoIsGod The others nod sadly.]]
* In the ''Series/{{Monk}}'' episode "Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever," Monk, Natalie and Stottlemeyer are hiding out in a cabin in the woods due to Monk having been marked for death by a Chinese mafia. Monk, of course, is desperate to leave, leading to this exchange:
--> '''Leland Stottlemeyer:''' ''[exasperated]'' It's either stay here for another week or go home and get shot in the head!"
--> '''Adrian Monk:''' (looking around the cabin, thinking) "Stay here...get shot in the head..."
* In one episode of ''Series/{{Psych}}'', Shawn and Gus were wearing hazmat suits while investigating a potential biological weapon. Before putting on the suit, however, Gus had borrowed Shawn's sweatshirt, and Shawn had left his corn nuts in the pocket. Gus was left with the choice of staying in the suit with the smell of nacho cheese corn nuts or removing it and potentially exposing himself to a deadly virus. He had to think about that one for a while.
* In the ''ThreesCompany'' episode "Baby, It's Cold Inside," Jack and Mr. Furley are trapped in the walk-in freezer at Angelino's. They have this exchange:
--> '''Mr. Furley:''' But there's nothing we can do, Jack!
--> '''Jack:''' Yes, there is. We can huddle together.
--> '''Furley''' (''tersely'')''':''' Huddle together?
--> '''Jack:''' To keep warm! It's either that or freeze to death!
--> ({{Beat}})
--> '''Jack:''' ''Well!?''
--> '''Furley:''' I'm thinking!! I'm thinking!!
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[[folder:Radio]]
* The famous ''Radio/TheJackBennyProgram'' bit quoted above. The routine first appeared on the March 28, 1948 broadcast, in which Jack was robbed of Ronald Colman's Oscar after borrowing it. His uncertainty stems from the character's well-known [[TheScrooge stinginess]]: during the pause, the audience was already laughing at the thought of Jack having to make such a difficult decision.
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* In ''[[Machinima/RedVsBlueTheRecollection Red Vs. Blue: Reconstruction]]'', [[ProfessionalButtKisser Simmons]] and [[LazyBum Grif]] are negotiating with the leader of a firing squad that wants to execute them for selling ammo to the Blue team, and Simmons tries to delay the firing squad by telling its leader that the rules say that the leader has to read them their charges.
-->'''Simmons:''' "Shouldn't you at least read us our charges?"
-->'''Soldier:''' "You know what you did. You were in charge of our ammunition, and you lost it all!"
-->'''Grif:''' "Don't you think it's ironic that you're about to shoot us because we don't have enough ammo? Also, 'lost' and 'sold to the other team'? Two totally different things."
-->'''Soldier:''' "Oh, you're just delaying."
-->'''Simmons:''' "Yes, that's true, but it's also true that you have to read us a list of charges. It's in the Red Army Handbook, section on firing squads, subsection 2.9C, page 94, third paragraph."
-->'''Grif:''' "You are going to die a nerd. So sad."
-->'''Simmons:''' "Do you want to die in the next two seconds, [[MortonsFork or do you want to die a nerd with me five minutes from now?]]"
-->'''Grif:''' ''{{Beat}}''
-->'''Simmons:''' "Well!?"
-->'''Grif:''' "I'm ''thinking''!
* In ''WebAnimation/BonusStage'', Phil has to get Evil's glasses:
-->'''Phil:''' And what would you do if I didn't?\\
'''Evil:''' Well I'll jam you up the anus with a javelin.\\
'''Phil:''' I'll have to weigh these options.
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'', "[[http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/041230 George's Decision]]":
-->'''Mynd:''' Will you stand aside and let me deal with the imposter, or do you want to die too?\\
''({{beat panel}})''\\
'''Mike'''/'''Proto Man:''' George!\\
'''George:''' What?! I'm thinking!
* In ''Webcomic/VanVonHunter'', Van and [[NoNameGiven his sidekick]] escape their first adventure after having been sentenced to death. When confronted by the choice of accompanying Van or returning to face certain death, the sidekick says she'll have to think about it. Even after their foes launch a B-2 bomber at them out of a catapult (ItMakesSenseInContext... kinda) she still isn't certain.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
** In the second strip, the party is split into two teams, by the traditional method of Roy and Haley taking turns choosing someone. Eventually, Elan is the only one left, and it's Roy's turn to choose.
-->'''Elan:''' Ooh! C'mon! Pick me!\\
'''Durkon:''' Are ye gonna...\\
'''Roy:''' I'm thinking.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0185.html Another example:]]
-->'''Roy:''' Before meeting Elan, I would have never weighted the pro's and con's of being eaten by a dragon.
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''
--> '''Agatha:''' Let me put it this way...help me save Othar or I'll hit you with a STICK!\\
''({{beat panel}})''\\
''(beat panel)''\\
''([[RuleOfThree beat panel]])''\\
'''Krosp:''' How ''big'' a stick?
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' has most of the cast travel to a parallel universe inside a small box. Hermes, not knowing the situation, has been told to throw the box into the sun. He flies into space, puts the box into an airlock, and is just about to launch it into space when the other characters emerge. They shout for him not to push the button and kill them all, and he thinks carefully for a moment, looks back and forth between the button and Prof. Farnsworth, before giving a halfhearted "Okay".
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'', the gang are hiding from Princess Clara's monster vagina. (ItMakesSenseInContext.)
-->'''Spanky:''' We can't spend our lives hiding from a giant vagina! ''*pauses and looks thoughtful*'' Nah, it's no way to live.
* ''GarfieldAndFriends'': In one episode, Jon said he'd no longer feed {{Garfield}} unless Garfield got along with Nermal. As Jon started to repeat his ultimatum, Garfield interrupted him to tell he was thinking over it.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'' - The Green Goblin hacks the Vault's security while Spidey's testing it, trapping him inside with an army of crooks after him and the supporting cast helplessly watching through the security cams. Then Mysterio sicks his non-sequitur-spouting gargoyles on Spidey.
-->'''J Jonah Jameson:''' I love these guys! Someone should give 'em their own show!
-->'''Captain Stacy:''' Jonah, you can't seriously be rooting against Spider-Man. He's our only hope of regaining control of the prison! ''(beat)'' Well?!
-->'''JJJ:''' I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' - When Jimmy and his friends are trying to outrun a group of Alien Pirates, they drift into the gravitational pull of the Planet Jupiter, and the only way to save themselves is by sacrificing the rubies they went to space for in the first place. The only downside is, [[GoldFever all of Jimmy's friends don't want to]]...
-->'''Jimmy''': It's your rubies or your life.
-->''(Cindy doesn't answer)''
-->'''Jimmy''': CINDY!!
-->'''Cindy''': What!? I'm thinking!
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