A scene where a character finds something so hot, the show makes it as clear as possible that character has to go somewhere where they can perform some [[ADateWithRosiePalms immediate self-service]]...

Named from ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', where after a particularly suggestive conversation, [[TheBigGuy Jayne]] comments "I'll be in my bunk." and exits stage left promptly.

Compare GetARoom.
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* In ''[[Literature/PaladinOfShadows A Deeper Blue]]'' by Creator/JohnRingo, Katya was infiltrating a drug runner's boat by playing an airhead beach bunny dressed in a tiny bikini. Greznya (also dressed in a tiny bikini, this is a John Ringo book) was visiting the boat and passed along a message capsule through a bottle of vodka. To cover it, two of the girls got into a [[GirlOnGirlIsHot cat fight]]. The bad guy who had video surveillance of the entire boat told his boss "I'm sure they didn't pass anything to each other. I ran that clip a dozen times. Maybe more. Zoomed all over it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my quarters..."

* In Nemesis of the ''Literature/HorusHeresy'', an Eversor Assassin reacts this way when he is first shown the crate of weapons the team will be using on their mission.
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* TropeNamer: In the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode "War Stories," Jayne's response to the discovery that Inara is going to be [[GirlOnGirlIsHot servicing a female counselor on board her shuttle]] is "I'll be in my bunk."
-->'''Zoe:''' Jayne! [[AccidentalInnuendo Grab your weapon!]]
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
** Rachael and Monica lose their apartment in a bet with Chandler and Joey, but finally get it back when they agree to kiss for a minute. The two guys then go into their rooms as soon as that is over.
---> '''Chandler:''' [[WorthIt Totally worth it!]]
---> '''Joey:''' [[TakeOurWordForIt That was one good minute!]]
---> '''Chandler:''' Good night!
---> '''Joey:''' Good night!
** Occurs in an episode where Chandler asks Monica and Rachel for sexual advice. Monica's advice becomes... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsl19-J_H4s&feature=related rather enthusiastic]]. When Monica finishes, totally orgasmic just from her description, she races off to her bedroom, Rachel races off to her own bedroom and Chandler races off to the bathroom.
* A notable example in ''{{Series/Seinfeld}}'' ("The Contest", about the four main characters wagering on who can go the longest without masturbating). Kramer loses his willpower almost instantly, just from catching a glimpse of Jerry's nude neighbor, and while he doesn't say much before he excuses himself from the room, he's back very quickly with his forfeit and the declaration "I'm out!"
* In an episode of ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', Marshall imagines going back in time to stop his 13-year-old self from smoking his first cigarette by giving him a picture of Lily, to which Young Marshall comments, "Wow, she's hot." Marshall tells his younger self that he will marry her in the future. Surprised and excited, Young Marshall runs off, saying "I'll be in my tent."
* In the ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' episode "The Perfect Mate", Riker says something close to the trope name after being kissed by the empathic metamorph:
-->''"Riker to bridge. If you need me, I'll be in holodeck four."''
* In an episode of ''SpinCity'', after Michael and Caitlin get hot and heavy (apparently, office small talk turns her on) only for her to leave in the middle of it, Michael sits down, sighs, looks at his hand and asks "So, how was your day?"
* In ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' when Amy is talking to Sheldon and starts fantasising. She runs to her bathroom to brush her teeth. Made funnier by the fact that in an earlier episode, she mentioned a vibrating toothbrush she uses in her "relaxation techniques for ladies". She calls it [[ICallHerVera Gerard.]]
-->''"I need to go brush my teeth. It might take a while."''
* In the 1970s TV Series ''HotLBaltimore'', a character who is implied to be gay by his "swish" demeanor and stereotypical gay mannerisms, mentions in one episode where he is "going into the toilet and meditate."

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* ''ComicStrip/DykesToWatchOutFor'': After being turned down for sex by her husband Stuart (due to baby-related exhaustion), Sparrow gets up. When asked where she's going, she says, with full quote marks, "To 'take a shower'"
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[[folder: Video Games ]]
* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'', the Warden may ask Oghren how he feels about his wife cheating on him with another woman. The description of what he "can't help but" imagine them doing together ends with him telling the Warden that he needs a few minutes in his tent before they continue.
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'', Ashley nearly uses this line verbatim if Man!Shep turn her down at Ilos.
* ''KingdomOfLoathing''s description for the "[[LightNovel/DirtyPair Dirty Pear]]" effect:
--> ''Of all the suggestive fruits, none is more so than the pear. I mean, just... look at it. The top part, the... bottom part, the... I need a minute alone.''
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* Blatantly done in ''[[CaptainSNES Captain SNES: The Game Masta]]'': Alex, in a side story, is told Marle and other characters are kidnapped, and she tells him she will do anything if he rescues them. He runs into the bathroom, thinking about the things she would do with him.
* This is what a character says word for word in [[http://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/490 this page]] of ''Webcomic/GrrlPower''.
* In ''WebComic/MenageA3'', when Gary and Zii see [=DiDi=] in a shirt that's too small for her:
-->'''Zii:''' I'll be in my room... uh... playing guitar.\\
'''Gary:''' Me too... uh... rubbing my earlobe!
* ''{{Webcomic/Sunstone}}'''s Alan will sometimes have to head to the bathroom for some "alone time" when the sexual shenanigans of the main female cast get to be too much for him.
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* Used in ''WebVideo/VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged'' when Folken is discussing the [[MsFanservice Incestuous Bisexual Ninja Catgirls]], and noting InUniverse all the FetishFuel they had.
-->'''Allen:''' Question, did they ever dress up in little maid outfits?\\
'''Folken:''' Once, For my birthday.\\
'''Allen:''' I'll be in my chambers, no visitors.
* ''TheQuestForGeekdom'': After Arthur has seen so many good looking men in his Top 12 Animated Hunks video, he needs to...take care of something.
* In ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'' Season 9, Grif says this line verbatim and walks back to Red base. Of course, being Grif, he's actually just going to try to sleep through the cataclysmic situation he's currently in.
* Spoken exactly by Nella in WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick review of ''Film/KateAndLeopold''.
* In the "Ninja Turtles" episode of ''WebAnimation/AfterHours'', Michael feels the need to drop everything and run to Blockbuster once somebody clues him in about "pseudo-porn for women" (also known as ''Series/SexAndTheCity'').
* [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]] directly quotes this during his ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' review, right after seeing [[HotTeacher Quistis]].
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* After Molotov Cocktease lives up to her name in ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', Brock-- with a very visible erection-- leaves the room to "take care of something".
* In ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Brian invokes this trope not because he finds something arousing, but from sexual frustration after he's in a SexlessMarriage with Lois for a year, and Peter shows up the very day that Lois was going to consummate.
-->'''Lois''' I tell ya, Brian, it's a good thing Peter came back when he did. I was ready to push the beds together tonight and take you for a ride around the friggin' WORLD!!
-->'''Brian:''' ...I'll be in the basement.
-->'''Peter:''' Doing what?
-->'''Brian:''' What do you think?!
** Another example is fake trailer for a movie called "Masturbator And Commander" (a play on Film/MasterAndCommander) where the commander will be "out in a minute" during a battle.
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