->''"Suppose you're carefully warned not to mention Bill Fields' nose. You keep repeating that to yourself 'Don't mention the nose.' The words, eventually, fail to make sense. If you met Fields, you'd probably say, quite unconsciously, 'Hello, Mr. Nose.' See?"''
-->-- '''Professor Rutherford''', ''Nothing but Gingerbread Left'' by Creator/HenryKuttner

The cast is about to meet an important person with a peculiarity or disability, such as a wooden leg or an extraordinarily large nose. One of the cast who is in a position of authority exhorts the others not to comment on the guest's unusual feature, lest the guest [[BerserkButton take it as an insult.]]

When the guest arrives, some member or members of the cast -- usually children or [[TheDitz ditzes]] -- come close to commenting, but to the relief of the exhorting character they say nothing. But as soon as they are out of sight the character then turns to the guest and blurts a FreudianSlip that delivers the very insult he was afraid the others would give.

This is merely the television version of a much older joke; Louis Untermeyer's 1946 humor anthology ''A Treasury of Laughter'' includes a version dating to the 1930s (if not earlier) casting 19th-century financier J.P. Morgan (and his prominent nose) as the guest, a young Anne Morrow (the future Mrs. Charles Lindbergh) as the exhorted child, and Morrow's mother as the authority figure who embarrasses herself.

Compare FreudianSlipperySlope and ThoughtAversionFailure.

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* Done in a Southwest Airlines commercial. A couple is seen heading towards a door, the wife turns to her husband "...And furthermore, Aunt Whatever is rather sensitive about her mole". Cut shot to doorbell, and the door opening.
--> '''Husband:''' Hi Aunt Mole! [cue OhCrap face]
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* In the Live Action adaptation of ''Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians'', [[ThosetwoGuys Jasper and Horace]] are meeting with the skinner who has a large animal attack scar on his neck and can't speak. Jasper tries to emphasize to Horace not to comment [[TheVoiceless Mr. Skinner's]] huge scar on his throat. First words out of his mouth when Skinner opens the door?
-->'''Horace:''' Crikey! Look at the size of that scar! [[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch No bloody wonder]] you can't talk, mate!\\
'''Skinner:''' ''(DeathGlare)''\\
'''Jasper:''' Excuse me. ''(closes the door and decks Horace)''
* In ''WaynesWorld 2'', Wayne and Garth encounter a man with heterochromia, and struggle to avoid mentioning it ("Yes sir, I'll remember to cross the T's and and dot the... uh... lower-case J's.").
* Sticking with Mike Myers movies, the whole thing with Number Three's mole in ''AustinPowers in Goldmember'', which is an absolutely massive mole engulfing his cheek. Eventually, Number Three encourages Austin to just get it out of his system.
** The lampshade hanging happens right away, the very first time the gag is used.
--->'''Number Three''': By the way, I realize that I have a large mole on my face...
--->'''Austin''': ...where?
--->'''Number Three''': [[DontExplainTheJoke I also realize]] the {{irony}} that [[TheMole I am myself a mole]].
--->'''Austin''': No one... would make that connection.
* To continue with Mike Myers films, there's another good example in ''View from the Top''. His character, John Whitney, has a lazy eye and when one of the flight attendants is being interviewed by him, she has a hard time not mentioning the eye at all. Finally, she slips up at the end and as a result does not get the job.
-->'''Whitney''': Does anything frighten you?
-->'''Preston''': Oh, you mean the eye?
* Happens in ''UncleBuck'', where John Candy, playing the titular uncle, goes to see the principal of his niece's school, who has a large mole:
-->'''Ms. Horgarth''': I'm Anita Horgarth.\\
'''Uncle Buck''': Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart. ({{beat}}) [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Not her wart.]] Not her wart, I'm the wart, she's my tumor. ''[[DiggingYourselfDeeper My growth. My pimple.]] I'm "Uncle Wart", just Buck "Wart" Russell. Or "melanoma head"...
** Then subverted the principal makes the mistake of insulting his niece, he drops all pretense of ignoring her mole: "Take this quarter, go downtown, and ''have a rat gnaw that thing off your face''. Good day to you, madam."
* Happens in Steve Martin's ''CyranoDeBergerac'' remake ''{{Roxanne}}'': "Would you like a little wine with your nose?"
* Used in ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine'', with a twist. Wraith warns Logan not to mention Dukes' extreme weight gain, as he is sensitive about it. The very first thing that Logan says is "Hey, [[FreudianSlip Fat- uh, Fred]]!" It's clearly accidental, but as Dukes doesn't seem to care, Logan continues doing it on purpose, calling him "Slim" and the like. Logan doesn't hit the BerserkButton until he uses the word [[VerbalTic Bub]], which Dukes mishears as ''Blob''. [[ContinuityNod The joke here is that Fred Dukes is a long-standing Marvel Comics villain, who uses the identity "The Blob".]]
* In the first ''Film/TheThinMan'', it becomes increasingly obvious that the family Nick and Nora are serving dinner (for a SummationGathering) are all a little... eccentric. Nora says one of the funniest lines in film: "Waiter, will you please serve the nuts? I mean, will you please serve ''the guests'' the nuts?"
* Hilarious variant in ''Money Talks''. Before walking into his rehearsal dinner, Russell tells Hatchett not to mention his fiancee's weight. The instant the (incredibly hot) fiancee comes to the door, Hatchett immediately says "You're fat" to her chagrin. He then clarifies that he meant "P-H-A-T: pretty, hot, and tempting."
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* The old "[[http://www.blap.com/joke.php?query=176 you've got no fucking ears]]" joke.

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[[folder:Literature]]
* From ''Literature/TheMeaningOfLiff'':
-->'''Wigan''' (n.) \\
If, when talking to someone you know has only one leg, you're trying to treat them perfectly casually and normally, but find to your horror that your conversation is liberally studded with references to (a) Long John Silver, (b) Hopalong Cassidy, (c) The Hokey Pokey, (d) 'putting your foot in it', (e) 'the last leg of the UEFA competition', you are said to have committed a wigan.
** The UK edition claims that the word has its origins in an {{ITV}} newsreader with a DodgyToupee, who kept getting stories about the town of Wigan or the politician Lord Wigg.
* Completely ignored, {{subverted}} and {{lampshaded}} in ''ASongOfIceAndFire'' where if you are a bastard (born out of wedlock), everyone mentions it. If you are crippled, it won't be spoken about with sugar; and resident dwarf Tyrion mentions being short more than anyone else, especially to prove a point about being thin-skinned to said HeroicBastard. Of course, this ''is'' what you might expect from a CrapsackWorld.
* In an essay from ''Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim'', David Sedaris mentions how his older sister started wearing baggier clothes after her father-in-law, noticing her scooting away from the fireplace, asked, "What's the matter, Lisa? Getting too fat? I mean, hot! Getting too hot?"
* Emily from EmilyOfNewMoon: "Hello, Mr. Cup. Would you like your ''Johnson'' filled?"
* DaveBarry did a version of this joke involving the mark on Mikhail Gorbachev's forehead.
* At the beginning of PiersAnthony's ''Mute'', [[ItIsPronouncedTroPay Knot]] mentions "sights" in front of a blind mutant, then quickly apologizes. Flas isn't bothered by the comment at all.
* In Creator/GKChesterton's ''Tales of the Long Bow'', a character wears a cabbage as a hat. Other characters slip and slide about the matter, until one woman straightforwardly observes to his face that it's mad.
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* On an episode of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Rose brings her date home and he turns out to be a little person. Blanche and Dorothy are both extremely uncomfortable about this, but decide to conceal that fact out of friendship. Blanche comes out of the kitchen and offers Rose's date a plate of hors d'oeuvres by saying "Shrimp?" then turns tail and walks rapidly right back into the kitchen.
** It doesn't stop there: Shortly thereafter Dorothy announces -- ''very'' reluctantly -- that she is serving "short ribs" for dinner.
** "Can I take your height- ''HAT?''"
** In another episode, when Rose needs to be hospitalized, the doctor introduces himself. Upon hearing his last name, Blanche brightens up and exclaims, "Dorothy, Rose is going to be all right! Her doctor is a Jew!" Dorothy rebukes Blanche for the comment, and then immediately asks, "How is she, Dr. Jew?"
** When Blanche goes on a date with a man in a wheelchair, she tries to speak normally, but randomly blurts out the word "wheelchair".
* It doesn't always have to be a physical defect. In an episode of ''Series/FawltyTowers'', Basil exhorts his staff not to "mention the war" (i.e. WorldWarII) to a group of German guests, [[JustifiedTrope and as the stress of the plot (and a concussion suffered earlier in the episode) gets to him]], eventually finds it impossible to talk about anything ''else'', climaxing in a memorable Hitler impression. This is so well-known that "Don't mention the war!" is a common phrase in the UK and Australia.
-->'''German Guest:''' Will you stop talking about the war?\\
'''Basil''': Me? You started it!\\
'''German Guest''': We did not start it!\\
'''Basil''': Yes, you did! You invaded Poland!
** Naturally, it was a forfeit in the Germany episode of ''{{QI}}''. Sean Lock fell afoul of it ''five'' times (including a trick question meant to invoke the forfeit), Alan Davies once, and Jo Brand once (while trying to call out Stephen for the same; she got the war wrong in this case).
** There was also a notably short lady in the episode "Gourmet Night," about whom Basil ''and Sybil'' had to struggle to avoid referencing the height of.
--->'''Sybil''': What would you like to drink, Mrs. Small? ''Hall''!\\
'''Basil''': Yes, a tall or a...not..quite...so tall?
** Also, her husband Colonel Hall has a facial twitch making it hard for Basil to introduce Mr. Twitchen.
--->'''Mr. Twitchen''': It's pronounced ''[[ItIsPronouncedTroPay Twy]]''-[[ItIsPronouncedTroPay chin]], actually.
* In the "Hollow Pursuits" episode of ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', Captain Picard orders the crew to stop referring to the unpopular Lieutenant Barclay as "Broccoli," and further orders Chief Engineer Geordi [=LaForge=] to work with Barclay and help raise his self-esteem. Later, after Barclay makes a breakthrough in determining the cause of various shipboard malfunctions, Picard is pleased with his progress and tells him, "I'll look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli."\\
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After Picard realizes what he's said, Creator/JonathanFrakes as Riker does one of his trademark grins, but the look on Creator/PatrickStewart's face is ''classic''. I can't really describe it; [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDUAtf9JLXY&feature=related you have to see it for yourself.]] He '' makes a D: face''.
** Then Data [[DiggingYourselfDeeper tries to help]] by pointing out it was a simple pronunciation transposition error- "Barc":"Brac"- and for once realizes [[ShuttingUpNow it wasn't helping at all]] and that it might be a good time to find a control panel to be unusually interesting.
* On ''GilligansIsland'', Gilligan becomes bald for one episode. Everyone decides not to talk about it, but Mrs. Howell then says she'll have a "hard bald egg".
* Happens in one episode of ''TheAdventuresOfLanoAndWoodley'', with neighbour Susannah's lithp. I mean, lisp.
** TruthInTelevision - [[{{Speech Impediment}} Thpeech Impedimentth]] can be extremely and embarrassingly contagious...
* Done gloriously blatantly in ''FatherTed'' when Ted tells [[TheDitz Dougal]] not to call the Bishop by his first name or mention his (illegitimate) son. What does Dougal say on meeting His Grace? "Hello Len, how's the son?"
* Spoofed in ''Series/JackOfAllTrades'', Jack is warned urgently by Croque, not to comment on Napoleon's height. The audience is led to believe that it will lead to this trope, but Jack's tell-it-like-it-is nature turns it, and he comes right out and calls Napoleon shorty.
* A ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' example, from episode 24.
-->'''Interviewer''': From the world of the theatre we turn to the world of dental hygiene. No, no, no, no. From the world of the theatre we move to the silver screen. We honour one of the silver screen's outstanding writer-dentists... writer-directors, Martin Curry who is visiting London to have a tooth out, for the pre-molar, er... premiere of his filling, film next Toothday... Tuesday, at the Dental Theatre... Film Theatre. Martin Curry talking to Matthew Palate... Padget.
-->'''Interviewer''': Martin Curry, welcome. One of the big teeth... big points that the American critics made about your latest film, 'The Twelve Caesars', was that it was on so all-embracing a topic. What made you undertake so enormous a tusk... task?
--> [==]
-->'''Interviewer''': ...well, let's have a look at a clip in which Julius Incisor...Caesar talks to his generals...
* In an episode of ''AccordingToJim'', Jim and Cheryl accidentally find out that their new neighbors, a man and wife, refer to the man's penis as "Little Winston." The next time they have the couple over for dinner, Jim offers a tray of small sausages and asks if they'd care for -- you guessed it -- a Little Winston.
* An episode of ''BostonLegal'' had this with a witness who had a glass eye.
* On ''Theatre/TheOddCouple'' when Felix photographs a family of little people, he develops a complex etiquette for his friends for fear they might offend them. However, when the time comes to take the picture he shouts: "Everybody say 'midget'!"
* In one episode of ''Series/{{Wings}}'', Fay helps a passenger named Tupperman with a ''very'' [[DodgyToupee bad toupee]]. Although she's distracted by it, she manages to get through the conversation without mentioning it...until the end, when she accidentally calls him "Mr. Toupee-man."
* Kramer on ''{{Seinfeld}}'' always manages to avert this trope. For example, when Jerry is dating a woman with a very large nose, nobody says anything about it until Kramer walks in and comments on it nonchalantly.
* ''{{Frasier}}'' plays with this spectacularly in the episode "Roz and the Schnoz." Roz is pregnant, and Frasier plays host to the birth father's parents, who, unknown to anyone (including themselves), have extremely large noses. It doesn't help matters that they keep unwittingly setting up nose-related {{pun}}s: "We have a couple of giant schnauzers." [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7clRrOCsEA&feature=player_embedded Just go watch it.]]
** "Everyone who knows you knows you're nosy!" "Everyone who knows you knows you're nosier!"
* The fifth season of ''TheOffice'' brings us a variation: After Michael [[spoiler: is fired from Dunder-Mifflin]], Dwight uses his notes on his sales clients, which have detailed notes about their families and personal lives on different colored stickers. Dwight tries to chat up a client using something in green ink -- "1 son, gay" -- and turns out that ''all'' of Michael's client notes are about the things he ''shouldn't'' say to their faces, in an attempt to avoid this trope!
-->'''Michael:''' Green means "go ahead... and shut up about it." Orange means "Orange you glad you didn't bring it up?" Pretty much every color means ''don't say it.''
** This was a rather sneaky BatmanGambit of Michael to trip up Dwight who had been using Michael's stolen client notes. By going after Dwight's biggest client whom he remembered he had some colored notes info ''and taunting Dwight about it'', he was certain Dwight would try and use that information, invoking the trope full force and making him lose the account.
* The first episode of ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'' has her completely wrecking her day and thus going to the Witchs' Council to ask them to reverse the time back to the previous one. The leader of the council is [[FluffyTheTerrible Drell]], and her aunt, his ex-girlfriend, warns Sabrina not to stare at his mole. [[VisualPun It's a literal one.]]
* Norm's dream job interview in ''{{Cheers}}'' went exactly like this after Rebecca gave him the advice not talk about anything stupid, like his pants, lest he start apologizing about it and eventually end up singing and dancing about it. Inevitably, when he meets the president of the company, the first thing he says is "Nice pants!" It all goes downhill from there.
* The first appearance of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammy_Davis_Jr Sammy Davis, Jr.]] on ''AllInTheFamily'' has Archie successfully keep Edith from saying something stupid to Davis, then promptly [[FeeFiFauxPas do so himself]].
-->'''Archie''': "Do you take cream or sugar in your eye?"
* During the ColdOpen of the ''{{Scrubs}}'' episode 'My Karma', Dr. Kelso gets his coffee splashed onto his face, and, when J. D. runs into him later on, his face is covered in splotches.
-->'''J. D.'s internal monologue:''' Oh, my god. Do ''not'' say 'splotchy'.\\
'''J. D.:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgoMoGWYgjM Good splotchy, Dr. Splotchy.]]
* In one episode of ''Series/TopGear'' Richard Hammond wound up paired with a little person as his rally partner, and his car's model just happened to be called a Midget. Worse, his partner couldn't clearly see over the dashboard even after they gave him something taller to sit on. Cue Richard constantly fumbling over the name of the car and words like "short" to describe their time.
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* An old ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' strip featured a short engineer named Les, who was defensive about his height. This led to the following conversation.
-->'''Dilbert:''' Hi, Les.
-->'''Les:''' You say that almost mockingly. The way you say it, my name sounds like "less". I've told you a thousand times, my name is French - pronounced "Lez".
-->'''Dilbert:''' You seem a little [[IncrediblyLamePun short-tempered]].
-->'''Les:''' Hey! That time you did it on purpose!
* ''ShermansLagoon'': Megan tells Sherman not to mention the string of bad luck a friend has been going through.
-->'''Sherman:''' Please pass the hook in the mouth.
* In ''SafeHavens'', Luis got annoyed at meddlesome Samantha always trying to do things for him. In fact, the whole reason Luis fell for [[JerkAss Jenny of all people]] is that she alone ignored his wheelchair, even forgoing designated parking spaces.
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[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* Before Wrestling/JillianHall become a HollywoodToneDeaf singer she was MNM's publicist. In her first appearance Wrestling/{{Melina}} told M and [[Wrestling/JohnMorrison N]] that Jillian had a mole on her face and not to mention it. Jillian comes in and we see her only from profile, and we see MNM stare at the mole - but they successfully refrain from saying anything. It is revealed later in the episode that the mole covers most of the left side of her face. Later the Wrestling/{{Boogeyman}} ate it off her face.
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[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* Creator/BillCosby had a routine in his standup about a conversation with Ray Charles, in which he kept asking Ray why he had all the lights off in his hotel room.
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[[folder:Videogames]]
* ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'':
-->'''Tali:''' Commander, this is admiral Koris vas Qwib Qwib. (aside) Do not ask about the name.
-->'''Commander Shepard:''' You have a ship called the Qwib Qwib?
-->'''Tali:''' Oh, here we go.
** Though it doesn't turn out as badly as one would think. Koris takes no offense at the name, and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNDimDd4mfs even states]] that though he has thought of requesting a transfer to another ship, he would never leave the Qwib Qwib.
* Not a disability exactly but Hanyuu from ''HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi'' was born with horns. [[spoiler:When she's a human]] no one mentions her horns except for Takano in the sound novels due to this.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* In ''DominicDeegan'', Gregory manages to blow [[http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2002-10-22 Luna's first impression of him]] by mentioning her tusks this way.
** Though really, that's just the fact that Gregory's a master of the {{Pun}} and pops them off constantly. In this particular case it was just the wrong subject to pick.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', just after admonishing Tangent about dog references to Florence (a sentient wolf), Niomi [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff600/fv00560.htm promptly sticks her foot solidly in her mouth]].
* General consensus among the townsfolk in ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'' seems to be that Molly the Monster is a deformed human. Ms. Hatbrim even addresses her as, "Hi, Bob's Friendly Deformed Niece!" When it's pointed out that she has "claws, fangs, and a tail," the stock response is a polite, "Well we all ''try'' not to stare..."
* In ''StarGuys'', when Neptune's parents come over to visit, he asks Earth not to comment on his mother's appearence. Turns out she has a moustache (she's a [[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sealeo_(Pok%C3%A9mon) Sealeo]])...[[spoiler:and Earth ends up ''exploding'' from keeping comments about it in his system]].
* Torg from ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' is famous for this, as exemplified in [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20071112 this strip]] (ZoŽ is wearing a wig, but she hadn't been a few minutes before, when Torg saw her without).
* ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'': Peanut puts his foot firmly in his mouth when accidentally using a bunch of cliche phrases about hands and arms [[http://www.housepetscomic.com/2013/04/03/disarming-situation/ when talking with "Four Finger Discount" Jack, who is missing an arm.]] Jack looks angrily at Peanut over it but then lets up in the last panel, saying he was just messing with Peanut.
* ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'': When Sydney finds out Peggy has a prosthetic leg, she can't stop referencing it. [[http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/925 No matter how much she wants to.]]
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* Parodied and PlayedForLaughs with ''GameGrumps'', as they talk about a woman with a narwhal tooth sticking out of her head while speed dating.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
** In one episode, Brian warns Stewie not to say anything about Tom Tucker's son's facial deformity (it's upside down). While they are talking, Brian inadvertently says "This whole thing has really just turned Chris' life [[FreudianSlip upside-down face]]." Subverted when Tom Tucker doesn't take offense at the comment, or even seem to notice. "It's no problem of mine if it's turned his life upside-down face."
** Played with in another episode. Brian is staying with Quagmire, who goes on and on about how his girlfriend with a gimpy leg is visiting, and repeatedly tells Brian not to mention it. It's basically one painfully obvious set up for this joke. Then Quagmire leaves and Stewie shows up. After a minute of conversation between Brian and Stewie, the girl shows up and it's Stewie who says "Oh my God, what happened to your leg?" The girl runs out crying, and Quagmire follows her shouting "Dammit, Brian!"
** And again when Peter is talking to a man with one leg: "Alright well if you like movie trivia, I got one that will stump ya...aaaaah....of course you're probably not into tibia-Trivia!...aaaah...Boy, that global warming, hm? They say we lost a foot of snow last wint-aaaaah...Hey! How about another beer? I bet you like the taste of hops..aaaaah.....You only have one leg, sir."
* In ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' the school's Nurse Gollum, who has a [[BlackComedy dead fetus]] hanging off the side of her head, is invited to a dinner party at the Brofloskis' where this memorable exchange takes place;
-->'''Mr Mackey''': (Talking about the school's softball team) I don't think they have much of a chance, the Denver team always win m'kay.\\
'''Gerald''': Maybe so but I think our boys might have the dead fetus to win-HEART!!\\
'''Sheila''': *Clobbers him* Gerald, keep your damn mouth shut!!
* ''{{Kim Possible}}'' falls prey to this the first time she meets a wheelchair-bound Felix. Except her behavior has her acting in a very protective (yet condescending) way. Ron snaps her out of it.
--> '''Kim:''' "RON! What are you doing?"
--> '''Ron:''' "What? Just hanging with Felix."
--> '''Kim:''' "He could have gotten hurt!"
--> '''Ron:''' "Uh..KP. We were just playing basketball."
--> '''Kim:''' "You need to be more careful with him! You're treating him..."
--> '''Ron:''' "...like a normal person?"
--> '''Kim:''' (''{{Beat}}'') [[ThatCameOutWrong "That didn't come out right."]]
* In the ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' {{crossover}}, "Simpsorama", the first thing that happens when Marge sees Leela is her mentally reprimanding herself not to mention the fact Leela's a {{mutant}} {{cyclops}}, whilst Leela does the same thing about Marge's ridiculous beehive hairdo.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* TruthInTelevision, according to [[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31714129/ns/health-behavior/ this article.]]
* Defied by Aimee Mullins; at a TED talk she gave, she describes how she was once going to talk to a class of children and she just knew the grownups were going to hush up the kids and insist they not stare at her prosthetic legs or acknowledge them in any way, which would largely defeat the purpose of her coming to talk. So she made the teachers agree to give her ten minutes with the kids completely unadulterated before the adults were even allowed in the room, so the kids could ask all the questions they wanted. So a little girl asked whether she could get jetpack legs and fly.
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