->"''[[MadnessMantra I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'll kill you.]] '''[[ChewingTheScenery I'LL KILL YOU!]]'''''"
--> -- '''[[VideoGame/SengokuBasara Ishida Mitsunari]]''' and/or '''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Asuka Langley Soyru]]''', on a bad day.

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Someone threatens to kill someone else, often by [[ChewingTheScenery yelling it at the top of their lungs]] or by [[TranquilFury simply saying it calmly]]. Or variations on this theme, most notably with the F-Bomb or with an accent such as [[JeffDunham "I keel yew!"]] HilarityEnsues, especially if the threatened person replies with "IsThatAThreat". If there's no realistic chance of it being carried out, this is also quite a straightforward example of IneffectualDeathThreats. Unless said target dies, in which case they'll be near the top of the suspect list.

Note that this is a stock phrase and must be a variation on "I'll Kill You" and not just a [[PrepareToDie threat]] [[YouAreAlreadyDead on]] [[HowWouldYouLikeToDie a]] [[KillHimAlready person's]] [[CrushKillDestroy life]].

Contrast YouWillBeSpared and IKissYourFoot.

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''Manga/HunterXHunter''. Killua says this in chapter 303: "Enter this circle, and '''I kill''' you."
** Gon to Pitou at the end of Chapter 305.
** In chapter 309, Werefin to Ikarugo: "Don't get ahead of yourself! I should fucking kill you, dammit!"
* Ja from ''TowerOfGod'' screams this at Kim Lurker, [[spoiler: who had just killed Nia.]] Lurker doesn't take him seriously, since there is nothing he could do. Oh, but he could. He [[GodzillaThreshold could]] [[SummonBiggerFish get]] [[AntiVillain Viole]].
* Battler yells this to Beatrice after [[spoiler:Ange's death]] in the 4th game of ''VisualNovel/UminekoNoNakuKoroNi''.
** In episode 17 of the Umineko No Naku Koro Ni anime Jessica blames Eva for the death of her parents. Eva gets defensive and accuses Jessica and Battler of killing George. Jessica gets pissed off at Eva's accusation and yells "I'll kill you! I'll kill you!" at her.
* Asuka says this repeatedly in ''TheEndOfEvangelion'' while trying to GraspTheSun after she is [[spoiler: utterly fragged by mass produced Evas]] but refuses to give up.
* A truly [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]] example occurs in ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' after the title character discovers an apparently dead Gaara on the ground with Deidara and Sasori sitting on top of his body.
--> '''Naruto''': ''You bastards''...'''I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!!!'''
** [[NeverMessWithGranny Tsunade-Sama]] was threatened to be killed by [[LovableSexManiac Jiraiya]], after he deduced that she led negotiations with [[BigBad Orochimaru]], if she would commit any kind of treason against their home village (Such as restoring Orochimaru hands. Orochimaru made it quite clear that his first deed with them would be to annihilate the home village).
** Another instance in the anime when Sai insults Naruto's size after Naruto insults his drawing has Naruto saying "Let me be perfectly clear. I hate you!" But when he says that it sounds like he's saying "I...KEEL YEW!"
** He says this to Haku too much earlier.
** And to Mizuki in the FIRST EPISODE. Actually, looking back, Naruto is pretty quick to say it.
*** Despite having racked up, after 515 chapters, a body count of precisely [[spoiler:''zero'']].
*** Not counting the ones he's had [[TalkingTheMonsterToDeath lengthy conversations with.]]
** Another example occurs with Kakuzu and Hidan:
-->'''Kakuzu:''' That wound on your neck is ugly. Cover it up.
-->'''Hidan:''' Hey, my hitai-ate [Japanese for "forehead protector"]! Wow, you actually picked it up for me? Kakuzu, you can be a nice guy when you try!
-->'''Kakuzu:''' Shut up, Hidan! Come on!
-->'''Hidan:''' Hey! Wait a sec! Yo, Kakuzu! You may act like a prick, but you really like me, don't you?
-->'''Kakuzu:''' Keep talking and I will kill you.
-->'''Hidan:''' Aw, don't get shy on me...
** And yet another when Tobi insinuates that Deidara's art is a "rip-off". Deidara's response?
---> "You...! I'm going to kill you!"
** Gaara to Kankuro [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/naruto/v07/c059/14.html "I've never once thought of you guys as my siblings. Get in my way...and I'll kill you."]]
** Kabuto to Naruto in chapter 165 [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/naruto/v19/c165/8.html "You are like a small bug right now...If you try something...I'll kill you."]]
* ''Manga/ElfenLied'': Bando to Mayu: "And if you're not straight with me I'll fucking kill you too!"
* ''Manga/GirlsBravo'': The following is spoken by a Kilty-chan keychain:
--> "I love you! I hold you! I kill you!"
* In a ''Manga/DeathNote'' flashback, when Misa tries to ignore a StalkerWithACrush who surprises her at night, he pulls a knife, saying, "Then I'll kill you and myself!"
** A similar exclamation is made by [[spoiler:Light's father, in reference to his son and himself. He was acting, in order to prove Light wasn't Kira.]]
* In the official translation of ''Manga/StrawberryMarshmallow'', Chika, who has been chucked in the bin, says this out of frustration when her sister and their neighbor come back in to watch her struggle to get out:
-->I'm gonna kill...ng...KILL BOTH OF YOU!!
* ''MahouSenseiNegima''
-->'''Ayaka Yukihiro:''' Asuna, I'll kill you!
** Taken much more seriously in Chapter 265, though it's Nodoka's artifact revealing Negi thinking this, as he [[UnstoppableRage couldn't]] {{r|oaringRampageOfRevenge}}eally [[OneWingedAngel talk]] at the moment. It gets to the point that every single page turns completely black from the overflowing threats. ''Every single inch of every single page''
* ''GundamWing'': This '''is''' [[TropeCodifier Heero Yuy's]] CatchPhrase. It's {{subverted}} in that, [[IneffectualDeathThreats he never actually goes through with it]] no matter to whom he's referring, including {{Re|belliousPrincess}}lena, [[TheLancer Duo]], [[TheHeart Quatre]], [[TheRival Zechs]].... Since he's a [[HitmanWithAHeart slowly-thawing assassin]], it may be that he's trying to convince ''himself'' that he has to kill people he cares about for The Greater Good... and utterly failing every time (or, in Relena's case, as [[SuperheroParadox a warning for her to stay away]]).
* ''GundamSeed'': Yzak towards Kira, or rather 'The Pilot of the Strike' to him.
** Except in the edited-for-Toonami dub, where he says, "I will destroy you".
* ''Manga/TentaiSenshiSunred'': Hellwolf says "Kurochu!"- translated by ANBU as "I kill youz!"
** Usually, monsters from Florsheim say this to Sunred before attacking him. And then, they get beaten to the pulp.
* How many times did [[Manga/InuYasha Sesshoumaru]] calmly say to [[OldRetainer Jaken]], "Shut up, I'll kill you." or "Urusai, korosuzo." The fact that Sesshoumaru even bothers warning Jaken implies that he's not planning to go through with the threat, though.
* Vincent says a version of it in ''{{Bizenghast}}'', in reply to Edaniel's quirkiness: "I am going to kill you right in the face."
* ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic'': Sousuke says this to Gauron... ''how many times''? Every time Sousuke says this in a rage, Gauron tends to respond in ecstasy along the lines of: "Oh, [[InLoveWithYourCarnage I'm SO HAPPY Kashim!!]]" Which tends to end with Sousuke blasting him to bits... [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat only for it to happen again]]. Hey, the guy's a ''cockroach''.
** Also:
--->'''Kaname:''' '''HE'S LATE!!!''' What is that idiot thinking, being completely out of reach two days straight?! He still has the notes I let him borrow! I couldn't do my homework, '''I'LL KILL HIM!!!'''
** Of course Sousuke forgot about it but he didn't get anything other than spanking with the PaperFanOfDoom.
* [[{{Yotsubato}} Miura]], despite her boyish mannerisms, is actually quite squeamish about certain things (in contrast to the more girly-seeming Ena, who has no trouble with dehooking or cleaning fish and thinks frogs are cute). When taken on a fishing trip, she balks at being given bait, thinking it's going to be a worm. It's a grub instead. She is then offered salmon roe as a replacement.
--> '''Miura:''' That's way better than some grub! I'm gonna kill you!
* ''Anime/{{Noir}}'': Part of the arrangement between Mireille and Kirika.
* ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'': Yumichika in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eHJmE2VKfI&feature=related this clip]] saying "I'll kill you!" with a scary raep face, although it was just the fake soul in his gigai.
** Played straight by the real Yumichika in the Soul Society Arc when stopping to calmly threaten two officers who are slacking off in their street-sweeping duties.
*** "If you leave even a single speck of dirt... I'll kill you."
** Loly says the following to Grimmjow before the latter brutally mauls her: "Aizen-sama is gonna kill you! He'll kill you! Kill you dead!"
* In [[Manga/TheLegendOfZelda "The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Plus"]] Shadow Link screams "I'll kill every last one of you!" after [[spoiler: Vio betrays him and is rescued by the other Links.]]
* Yuno in chapter 51 of ''MiraiNikki'' to [[spoiler: Akise]]. [[http://www.1000manga.com/Mirai_Nikki/51/26/ "How annoying you are. I'll kill you for good this time!"]]
* Yuiko of ''Manga/BeastMaster'' screams "If you're going to rape me, I'll kill you!" as she's stomping the hell out of some guy she thought was a rapist but who's actually Toki-san, Leo's friend who watches out for him. In the same chapter she's later attacked by a ''real'' rapist who holds a knife to her face and says "Don't you dare scream or fight back. If you get on my nerves, I'll kill you."
* In the first volume of the yaoi manga ''Manga/UnderGrandHotel'' Sen defends himself against a rapist by poking the guy's eye out with a cross necklace he won in a checker game from Swordfish. In response, the guy starts choking Sen and says, "You damn Jap! I'll kill you!"
* ''Manga/BlackLagoon'': In episode 15 Revy tells Gretel, who just told her they're NotSoDifferent, "Look, I really don't give a shit. If you fuck with him (Rock) again, I'll kill you. Not to mention, if you say anything to piss me off I'll kill you for that too."
* Misao reacts this way to being flashed by a crossdressing male opponent in ''Manga/RurouniKenshin''. In GratuitousEnglish, too.
** We cannot forget Yatsume in one of the last volumes. He shouts it ad nauseum, saliva going everywhere! The reason for this? Saitou calls him a FREAK!
* Said by the [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Batguy]] in ''{{Yaiba}}'', after he [[DisproportionateRetribution slice his forehead and cut his sunglasses in half]].
* Said by Kenshiro to Shin in FistOfTheNorthStar when Shin tried to drive Ken into a HeroicBlueScreenOfDeath by killing Yuria. But Kenshiro [[UnstoppableRage doesn't work like that]], and so a CurbStompBattle ensues.
* PaniPoniDash LOVES this trope to the point where it's close to a new genre: "Threatning BlackComedy". Seriously, it's kinda abused.
** Miyako throws the most over-the-top version of the trope ''by the fourth episode'':
--> '''Miyako''': I HOPE YOU DIE, '''YOU MISERABLE BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!'''
* In the English dub for ''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood]]'' episode 58, Mustang uses it quite well when put in a helpless situation.
--> Gold-toothed Doctor: [[spoiler: "We just need you to open the portal and then return."]]
--> Mustang: [[spoiler: "No, not a chance! I won't be your puppet!"]]
--> Gold-toothed Doctor: [[spoiler: "I told you, we've run out of time."]]
--> [[spoiler: *Soldier restraining Hawkeye slits her throat, letting her fall limp on the floor.*]]
--> Mustang: [[spoiler: *silent for a beat, shocked* "LIEUTENANT!...LIEUTENANT!! LIEUTENANT!!!"]]
--> Gold-toothed Doctor: [[spoiler: "Now then, maybe you've had a change of heart. What say you Mustang?"]]
--> Mustang: *still restrained* "I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
*** It may be worth noting that his voice even cracked during his empty death threat.
* Near the end of ''Manga/BlackCat'', Creed screams this at Train when it becomes clear that the latter isn't going to join him. The fact that he goes OneWingedAngel in the process makes it pretty clear that this is also the start of Creed's final VillainousBreakdown.
* Gamma to Byakuran in chapter 355 of ''Manga/KatekyoHitmanReborn''.
* [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething Princess]] [[BadassAdorable Nefertari]] [[NiceGirl Vivi]] to Crocodile, in the Alabasta arc of ''OnePiece''. Doubles as OOCIsSeriousBusiness, seeing how nice Vivi is and how much she hates the idea of people dying.
* Near the end of Dragon Ball Z movie: Bojack Unbound, Super Bojack fires an energy blast to attempt to kill [=SSJ2=] Gohan. After Gohan apparently survives the attack, unharmed, Bojack yells, "I WILL KILL YOU!" And then Gohan punches a hole through his gut.
** Not just the movies; this is basically Super Buu's CatchPhrase.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Famously used (poorly) by Superboy Prime in ''CountdownToFinalCrisis'': "I'll kill you! '''[[{{Narm}} I'll kill you]] [[ShapedLikeItself to death!"]]'''
* In ''{{Sparks}}'', Galahad, when trapped in a burning building, [[SurvivalMantra starts repeating to his attacker]] "I will find her and I will kill you".
* In his first appearance, SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker was not played at all as funny, even in a dark way. He was, in fact, a permanently smiling psychotic gangster with no sense of humor whatsoever. In his first fight with {{Batman}}, Bats is actually the one making puns, Joker's Line? "I am going to kill you!"
* Throwaway line in the first ''SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' comic, as they walk past the office of their neighbor, private investigator Flint Paper, who is in the middle of a brawl with some random {{Mooks}}. Paper's unconcerned with the violence and is about to throw a chair at one Mook, who is [[GunsAkimbo aiming two guns at him]] while shouting "AH KIH YEW!"
* Invoked unwisely in ''{{Daredevil}}''; Bullseye and Daredevil go on a city-wide rooftop chase after Bullseye murders Daredevil's ex-lover Elektra. It ends with Bullseye [[TakeMyHand dangling in Daredevil's grip]] over a long drop...until he shouts "Kill you! I'll kill--" and Daredevil drops him.
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[[folder:Fanfiction]]
* In the ''ShamanKing'' fanfiction ''Fanfic/AGiftOfLove'', this practically a [[StockPhrases stock phrase]] for Ren. He says it more than ''ten times''. Ren II also threatens a few people in this manner in return for harming Lien. Most of the other characters that say it do so half-heartedly when they're annoyed and not with any murderous intent.
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[[folder:Film]]
* Oh, [[Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly Tuco]]...
--> [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon If I ever catch you, I'll rip your heart out and eat it! I'll skin you alive! I'll hang you up by your tongue.]] I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
* Becomes part of one of the most dramatic plot points of ''TwelveAngryMen''. The defendant, on trial for his father's murder, was heard shouting "I'm gonna kill you!" at his father earlier on the night of the murder. Juror #3 (the one leading the effort to convict, and clearly the most emotional juror) makes a point of this, stating that "anyone who says 'I'm gonna kill you' the way ''he'' said it, really means it". To disprove Number Three's point, Juror #8 (the one who was [[RogueJuror doubtful of the defendant's guilt]] from the beginning) proceeds to fling verbal barbs at Number Three, suggesting that he's trying to get the defendant convicted and executed "because he personally wants it, not because of the facts", and calling him a self-appointed public avenger and a sadist. This last remark is what makes Number Three snap.
-->'''Juror Three:''' ''* angry to the point of needing to be restrained by other jurors* '' '''I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL HIM!'''
--> '''Juror Eight:''' ''* entirely calm in the face of all this anger* '' [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Now, you don't REALLY mean you'll kill me, do you?]]
* ''Film/{{Commando}}''
-->'''Matrix:''' I'm going to kill you last.
** And later:
-->'''Matrix:''' Remember when I said I'd kill you last? ILied.
** Also by Bennett near the end of the movie:
-->'''Bennett:''' I can beat you. I don't need the girl. I don't need the girl! I don't need the gun, John! I can beat you! '''I DON'T NEED NO GUN! I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW!!!!!'''
* ''NaturalBornKillers''
-->'''Scagnetti:''' I'll KILL you! I'll fucking KILL you!
* ''{{Blade}}: Trinity''
-->'''Blade:''' [They'll] kill you? Motherfucker, ''I'll'' kill you!
* ''Chain of Command''
-->'''Maya Robenowitz:''' I'll kill you!
* ''Mongol''
-->'''Young Temudjin:''' I'll kill you!
* ''ClassOf1984''
-->'''Andrew Norris:''' You hurt her, I'll kill you! I swear to God I'll kill you!
* ''Film/{{Daredevil}}''
-->'''Jose Quesada:''' I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
* ''Denied''
-->'''Alexander Manning:''' I'll fucking kill you, Lizzie.
* ''Film/DieHard''
-->'''John [=McClane=]:''' Motherfucker I'LL '''KILL YOU'''!
* ''[[HotShots Hot Shots: Part Deux]]''
-->'''Saddam Hussein:''' I will kill you [[ShapedLikeItself until you die from it!]]
* ''Film/RedDawn1984''
-->'''Erica:''' Say that again, I'll kill you! Hear me? I'll kill you!
* ''Rock Monster''
-->'''Dimitar:''' I'll kill you!
* In several of the '''{{Saw}}''' movies the main protagonist says this to the main villain.
* ''KillBill: Vol. 2''
-->'''Elle Driver:''' [[ClusterFBomb ''AAAAAHHH!!! OOOHHH!!! AAAAHHH!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!! [=AAAaaaAAAH!!!=] FUCKER!!! OOHHHH!!! FUCKING BITCH!!! AAAAH-AHAAA!!! HOLY FUCKING BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING FUCK!!! AAHHH!!! GIVE ME MY EYE!!! AAAOOOHH!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU BITCH!!! YOU BITCH!!! AAAUUUUHHHOOOHHH!!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BITCH!!! EEEE I'LL GET YOU!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?! LEMME FUCKING AT YOU!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!? I'M COMING, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!'']]
** To put things into context, this is just after [[spoiler:the Bride snatched out Elle's remaining eye and squashed it underfoot, then left her alive]]. This is very much a VillainousBreakdown on Elle's part.
** To put that into more context, [[spoiler: Elle is now blind and in a trailer in the middle of the desert. With no way of finding her way to safety. With an extremely venomous snake somewhere on the floor. Basically, the Bride didn't want Elle's death to be quick.]]
* ''Film/{{Taken}}''
-->'''Bryan Mills:''' If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
* ''[[TransformersFilmSeries Transformers]]''
-->'''Megatron:''' I'll kill you! Mine! Allspark!
* ''Film/TransformersDarkOfTheMoon''
-->[[spoiler:'''Sam:''']] I'll kill you. You have my word. [[spoiler:He follows through with it, too.]]
* ''StandByMe''
-->'''Teddy:''' You call my dad loony again and I'll kill you.
-->'''Milo:''' Loony, loony, loony.
-->'''Teddy:''' Ahhhhhh! I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck! Oh, I'm gonna kill that asshole!
-->'''Milo:''' You come on and try it, you little slimy bastard!
-->'''Chris:''' He wants you to go over there so he can beat the piss out of you and then take you to the cops!
-->'''Milo:''' You watch your mouth, smart guy. Let him do his own fighting.
-->'''Gordie:''' Sure. You only outweigh him by 500 pounds, Fatass!
-->'''Milo:''' I know your name. You're Lachance! I know all you guys, and all your fathers are gonna get a call from me! ...Except for the loony up in Togus.
-->'''Teddy:''' I'm gonna kill you! Son of a bitch!
** More ''StandByMe'':
-->'''Gordie:''' Don't move, Ace. I'll kill you. I swear to God.
* Sting in ''Dune'', [[http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Dune_movie_sounds.aspx See tracks #3 and #6 for the relevant sound bites.]]
* If you think anything can top ''TaxiDriver'', I'll kill you!
-->(bang) Ahhh! Ahhh! Aghh! You crazy son of a bitch! Fuckin' son of a bitch, you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you. I'll fucking kill you. Crazy son of a bitch! I'll kill you. (bang) Ahhh! Ahhhhhh! (bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang) You bastard! You fuckin' bastard! I'll kill you. You crazy son of a bitch! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ahhhh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ohh! (stab) Aghhhh! Ahhh! Ooh! Ooh! (scream) Don't shoot him! (bang)
-->...And that's only part of the scene.
* ''Kill You Twice'' (1998)
* ''Holla If I Kill You'' (2003)
* ''I'll Kill You... I'll Bury You... I'll Spit on Your Grave Too!'' (2000)
* ''Kaja, ubit cu te!'' (1967) (aka "Kaya, I'll Kill You")
* ''La diligencia de los condenados'' (1970) (aka "I'll Forgive You, Before I KILL You")
* ''Sale temps pour les mouches'' (1966) (aka "Next Time I'll Kill You")
* ''T'ammazzo! - Raccomandati a Dio'' (1968) (aka "I'll Kill You, and Recommend You to God")
* ''Voltati... ti uccido'' (1967) (aka "Turn... I'll Kill You")
* ''Una cuerda al amanecer'' (1972) (aka "You Are a Traitor and I'll Kill You!")
* ''Ich liebe dich, ich töte dich'' (1971) (aka "I Love You, I Kill You")
* ''Ich werde dich töten, Wolf'' (1971) (aka "I Will Kill You, Wolf")
* ''UnderworldRiseOfTheLycans''.
----> '''Lucian''':''(to the vampire elders)'' I'LL KILL YOU! ''ALL OF YOU!''
* ''Film/RobotMonster'':
-->'''Johnny:''' I think you're just a big bully, picking on people smaller than you are!\\
'''Ro-Man XJ2''': ''[After a moment's thought]'' Now I will kill you.
* ''The WolfMan'' (2010):
-->'''Lawrence Talbot'': I will kill ALL OF YOU!
** Although the context (Lawrence is about to transform in a room full of innocent people) is more of a warning than a threat. Played straight when [[spoiler:he threatens to kill his father for killing his mother and brother and infecting him with lycanthropy.]]
* ''Film/{{Stripes}}'' (1981):
--> '''Psycho:''' The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
--> '''Leon:''' Ooooooh.
--> '''Psycho:''' You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
--> '''Sgt. Hulka:''' Lighten up, Francis.
* ''Film/TheGodfather''
--->'''Carlo:''' "Yeah! Yeah! Come on, now! Kill me! Be a murderer like your father! Come on, all you Corleones are murderers!"
--->'''Connie:''' "I hate you! I'll kill you!"
--->'''Carlo:''' "Come on! Kill me! Get up! Get out of here!"
--->'''Connie:''' "I hate you!"
--->'''Carlo:''' "Go ahead now or I'll kill you! You guinea brat, you."
* From ''TheLongKissGoodnight'':
-->'''Charlie:''' ...It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?
** And later when Charlie has caught up to the BigBad:
--->'''Charlie:''' ''Die screaming, motherfucker.''
* A scene from ''AKnightsTale'' had one of the protagonists kicking a dead and fully armored knight screaming "If you're dead, I'll kill you!"
* ''TheRoom'': I KILL YOU I BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY
* ''RedRiver'':
-->'''Dunson:''' Cherry was right. You're soft. You should have let 'em kill me, 'cause I'm gonna kill ''you''. I'll catch up with you. I don't know when, but I'll catch up. Every time you turn around, expect to see me, 'cause one time you'll turn around and I'll be there. I'm gonna kill you, Matt.
* ''LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels''
-->'''Rory Breaker:''' If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive. Do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill you.
* ''Forget Paris''
-->[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ5BwS0k_VE "Get me Doctor Pilch or I'll kill you!"]]
* ''Disney/TheLionKing:''
-->'''Shenzi:''' He's as good as dead out there anyway. And IF he comes back, we'll kill him.
-->'''Banzai:''' Yeah! D'you hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill ya!
* ''Film/OverTheHedge:''
-->'''Vincent:''' Full moon. ALL my stuff. ''And don't even think about running away'' because if you do I will ''hunt you down and kill you!''
* Disney's ''{{Dinosaur}}''
-->'''Kron'''(to Aladar): If you ever interfere again...I'll kill you.
* Non-verbatim one in ''WesternAnimation/{{Balto}}''
-->'''Steele''': Touch that box...and I'll tear you apart.
* ''The Crimson Pirate''
-->'''Old imprisoned rebel:''' [[IneffectualDeathThreat Gruda, one day I'll kill you]]!
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[[folder:Literature]]
* ''Literature/TheStarsMyDestination'': "You pass me by. You leave me rot like a dog. You leave me die, Vorga ... Vorga-T:1339. No. I get out of here, me. I follow you, Vorga. I find you, Vorga. I pay you back, me. I rot you. I kill you, Vorga. I kill you filthy."
* Literature/TheBible: Exodus 22:24 states, "My anger will be aroused, and I will kill you with the sword; your wives will become widows and your children fatherless."
* Discworld/{{Thud}}! has Vimes do this during a particular moment where he was experiencing his worst fear.
* David Moody's ''{{Hater}}''
* [[MaximumRide "Now go to bed]], ''before I kill you!''"
* '''[[TheThrawnTrilogy C'baoth]]''': "You will die for that, Mara Jade. Slowly, and in ''great pain''."
** In the radio drama of the {{novelization}} of part of the DarkForcesSaga, Captain Thrawn, a nonhuman having to work with a xenophobic commander says this.
--> '''Thrawn''': "Your [[FantasticRacism xenocentric chauvinism]] is no concern of mine. I care about performance and results, and your record is exemplary. I do not care about your petty bigotry. Understood?"
--> '''Commander''': "Understood, Captain."
--> '''Thrawn''': "Oh, and Commander, if I ever find out that your bigotry is affecting your performance, I'll have your carcass ejected with the next garbage load. Understood?"
* A ''NationalLampoon'' ''O.C. and Stiggs'' story had Stiggs making the case for a trip to Mexico by describing the primal immediacy of life there: "'Give me that Kit-Kat, Ernesto, or I will kill you', they say."
* In ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', [[BloodKnight Rachel]] screams this at [[spoiler:David]] at one point.
** Only one?
* Harry in ''HarryPotter/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'': "SHE KILLED [[spoiler: SIRIUS]]! SHE KILLED HIM- I'LL KILL HER!"
** And played with at the end of that book:
--->'''Malfoy''': You're dead, Potter.
--->'''Harry''': [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments That's funny, you'd think I'd have stopped walking around.]]
** Also, Harry threatening to kill Sirius in ''[[HarryPotter/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Prisoner of Azkaban]]''.
* Not said verbatim, but SherlockHolmes and Watson got to watch a scene in ''The Solitary Cyclist'' that, well, falls into KickTheSonOfABitch territory.
--> "She's not your wife, she's your widow!"
* In ''{{Sphere}}'' by MichaelCrichton, Norman figures out "Jerry's secret." He then attempts to taunt Jerry. Suffice it to say, Jerry does not appreciate this.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''{{Series/Smallville}}''
-->'''[[EvilTwin Clark Luthor]]''': Give me the box.
-->'''Tess''': And if I don't?
-->'''Clark Luthor''': I'll kill you.
* ''Series/{{Alias}}'' (A Man of His Word)
-->'''Anna Espinosa:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaCPtbtGj_I "I vill keely yew! Yew bastahd!!!"]]
* ''Series/{{Buffy|the Vampire Slayer}}'' (The Initiative)
-->'''Harmony:''' [[http://vrya.net/bdb/clip.php?clip=1074 "I can kill you where you stand."]]
** A different take on this is seen when Xander runs into Angelus, a powerful vampire who he's hardly in a position to threaten. He believes that Buffy will do the job however, so Xander simply says; "You're going to die. And I'm going to be there."
** Played for humor when Buffy knocks down a vampire who snarls, "I'll kill you for that!" Buffy responds, "For that? What were you trying to kill me for before?"
* Julie Brown used to shout this on a TV show from the early 90s called ''The Edge.'' She pronounced it with a thick accent, "I KEEL yew!"
* ''CharliesAngels'' (Let Our Angel Live)
-->'''John Bosley:''' I'll kill you!
* ''Series/{{Chuck}}'' (Chuck Versus the DeLorean)
-->'''Sarah Walker:''' I'll kill you!
* ''LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'' (Wildlife)
-->'''Andre Bushido:''' I'll kill you!
* ''EastEnders'' (1998-10-27)
-->'''Peggy:''' I'll flaming well kill you!
* ''{{Roswell}}'' (Four Aliens and a Baby)
-->'''Liz Parker:''' I'll kill you!
* ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' (The Enterprise Incident)
--> '''Kirk''' (to Spock): I'll KILL YOU! KILL YOU!
* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' (Parturition)
-->'''Neelix:''' I'll kill you!
* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' (Hunted)
-->'''Dean Winchester:''' I'll kill you!
* ''Supernatural'' (The Benders)
-->'''Dean Winchester:''' I'll kill you all!
* ''TheNanny'' (Fran Gets Mugged)
-->'''C.C. Babcock:''' I'll kill you!
* ''Series/{{Lost}}'' (One of Them)
--> '''Ben''': He'll [Jacob] kill me!
--> '''Sayid''': ''I'll'' kill you!
** And in season four Sawyer says the following:
--> '''Sawyer''': "If you harm one curly little hair on his (Hurley) head...I'll kill you."
** In the GrandFinale:
-->'''[[spoiler:Locke]]''': Then what's gonna happen, Jack?\\
'''Jack''': I'm gonna kill you.
* ''Terminator: TheSarahConnorChronicles,'' episode "Adam Raised a Cain"
-->'''John Connor:''' I'll kill you! Let go of me! I'll kill you! ... ''I'll kill you.''
* ''Series/{{Dexter}}'', season 2. Santos Jimenez, [[spoiler:one of the guys who killed Dex's mom]], is about to meet his own chainsaw-related end at Dexter's hands. His last words -while bound to a table with a thick layer of strong plastic- are "I will fucking KILL YOU!" Dexter is quick to point out what's wrong with Santos' threat.
** While Dexter normally appears mild-mannered and rarely shows aggression in public, when he thinks that his stepdaughter Astor has been kidnapped in season five, he immediately goes ballistic on the man and outright says, in front of his coworkers, that if anything has happened to her he will kill him.
* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SwQtVsRXsc JD describes an instance of this at 0:19.]]
* On VH1's ''I Love the '80s'', [[BlackFlag Henry Rollins]] had this to say about Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy":
-->'''Rollins''': Don't tell me "Don't worry, be happy!" I'll, I'll KILL YOU!
* ''Café Americain'' (short-lived {{Sitcom}} from TheNineties starring Valerie Bertenelli): this was Carlo's CatchPhrase, demonstrating his jealousy over anyone making eyes at his girlfriend.
-->I kill him! I kill him bad! I kill him '''two times'''!
* The defendant in ''every single PerryMason'' episode will say this...usually just before the scene where the recipient of said verbal threat ends up dead.
* Done twice on Series/RedDwarf. When a dead crew member is brought back as a hologram, everyone is reminded that Holly can only sustain one hologram at a time. "So if you die, I'll kill you!" In the episode where Lister and co. are made to believe that their experiences on Red Dwarf had been a game, they watch others play the game. Kochanski scolds Lister for taking so many risks to rescue her and tells him if he does it again, she'll kill him. He responds with a ShutUpKiss.
* ''Series/ThePrisoner'', with the twist that Number 6 knows that he's too valuable to kill.
-->[[NumberTwo Number 2]]: "I'll kill you!"
-->[[YouAreNumberSix Number 6]]: "I'll die."
-->Number 2: "You're dead."
* Done only once in ''OnlyFoolsAndHorses'': in the episode "And The Unlucky Winner Is ..." Rodney finally snaps, and after being dangerously calm and polite, unleashes this line:
---> '''Rodney''': Sorry about the bad language, Cassandra.
---> '''Cassandra''': What bad language?
---> '''Rodney: GET OUT HERE NOW, YOU DIPSTICK, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!''' I'll tell you what's up with me. Thanks to you, I am now a twenty-six year old man who's just come second in a skateboard derby, I also have a 13 year old Brost fan called Trudy who's got the hots for me, and '''I'M GONNA KILL YOU!''' I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES ALL BLOODY WEEK, I'M GONNA GET YOU, DEREK TROTTER!"
* A long-running gag on Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 was for Tom Servo to speak for movie characters by saying "I ''WILL'' KILL YOU!" in his patented Mighty Voice at points when it seemed appropriate (or ironically inappropriate).
** In earlier seasons there was a separate gag with Joel and the 'bots pleading with the movie, the universe, or the other characters to "Kill him!" This was reserved mostly for PluckyComicRelief characters that were lame and unfunny.
* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': [[VillainousCrush Karofsky]] [[ForcefulKiss to Kurt]] in an [[MoodWhiplash uncharacteristically dark moment]] for what was originally a cracky comedy about unpopular singing high-schoolers. Kurt is rattled enough to [[spoiler: transfer to a different school.]]
* ''MarriedWithChildren'': In one episode, Bud wanted Kelly to become fat so she'd become the "before" model for a wight-loss ad. Enraged at what one of his attempts did, she threatened to kill him and later bury him ''alive''.
* ''{{Farscape}}'': Crais gets a couple epic ones in:
** Trapped in the Aurora Chair when Aeryn leaves him to watch his life: "I will track you down and kill you, Officer Sun. On that, I give you my vow."
** And in a confrontation with Crichton arranged by Maldis, when Crichton tries to talk him down: " It changes nothing. Tauvo is dead. Struck down by a weak, pathetic, inferior being. It must be avenged! I swear in Tauvo's name, Crichton. You will die in my hands."
* ''[[SpartacusBloodAndSand Spartacus]]'' has the confrontation between Spartacus and Crassus.
-->'''Spartacus:''' "Next time we meet, I will kill you."\\
'''Crassus:''' "No. You are going to try."\\
'''Spartacus:''' "It is all a free man can do."

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[[folder:Music]]
* "Я убью тебя, лодочник" (Russian for "I'll kill you, boatsman") from Профессор Лебединский ("Professor Lebedinskij"). [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ndV8sk7xo Thanks to youtube for hosting the music video of this magnificent song]]
* "Mr. Reporter" by The Kinks has the line "I'll kill you, I won't let you distort my sound.
* "I'll Kill You" is the debut single of XJapan and was released in June, 1985. A re-recording of the title track was later featured on the band's first album, Vanishing Vision. It was also covered by the symphonic black metal band Anorexia Nervosa on their 2004 album Redemption Process.
* Music/TypeONegative's Kill You Tonight (Lyrics: "Kill you Kill you I'll fuckin kill you I'll kill you tonight Yeah, I'll kill you tonight I said I'll kill you tonight I'll fuckin' kill you" ...etcetera)
* Enigma's song "I Love You, I'll Kill You."
* "I'll fuckin' kill you." - Music/InsaneClownPosse, Rainbows And Stuff (''Bizaar'')
** "Tonight I'm gonna kill you..." - Same band, "Another Love Song" (''The Amazing Jeckel Brothers'')
** And "I'mma Kill You" on ''Bang! Pow! Boom!''
* Music/{{Eminem}}'s songs "Kill You", and "Guilty Conscience" featuring Dr. Dre...
--->'''Eminem:''' "You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?!"\\
'''Dr. Dre:''' "Wutchoo say?" \\
'''Eminem:''' "What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?"\\
'''Dr. Dre:''' ''"I'm a kill you, mothafucka!"''\\
'''Eminem:''' "Ah-ah! Temper, temper!"
* "I Will Kill You" by CannibalCorpse, really surprised no one added it sooner.
* MeatLoaf did a song called "I'll Kill You If You Don't Come Back".
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qFrY4VcbMU&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL We'll Kill U]]" by TheLonelyIsland, which is one of the least threatening example of this trope.
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[[folder:StandUp]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity]]
-->'''Achmed the Dead Terrorist:''' Silence! I KEEL YOU!
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[[folder:Theater]]
* In ''TwelveAngryMen'', the jurors talk about how the accused shouted, "I'll kill you!" at the victim shortly before the murder. Juror #3 insists that no one would say such a thing unless he means it, but is ultimately forced to back down when he shouts the same thing at Juror #8.
* ''Theatre/AViewFromTheBridge'':
--> '''Eddie:''' I'll kill you for that, you son of a bitch!
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Bully}}'':
--> '''Gary:''' Well at least my mother doesn't make a living on her back!
--> '''Jimmy:''' You're dead!
* ''{{Onimusha}}: Dawn of Dreams'' has Ophelia say "I will kill you!" quite a few times in the average battle.
* VideoGame/ClockTower
-->'''Scissorwoman:''' "I'll KEEEEEL YOOOOOOOU!"
** Also
--> '''Parrot:''' IKEELYOU, IKEELYOU!
** And again:
--> [[spoiler:'''Mary''']]: You... I will kill you!
* VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}
-->'''Lili Zanotto:''' I'm gonna kill you so much.
** Also Napoleon's soldiers. "DIE! I KEEL YOU!"
* ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'': [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: "I'm not kidding now. Turn back, or ''I will kill you''." ]]

** [[/folder]]

[[folder: "I'm going to kill you. [[Arson Murder And Jaywalking And all the cake is gone. ]]
You don't even care, do you?"]]
*** VideoGame/{{Portal 2}} averts this, [[/folder]]

[[folder: "The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. [[spoiler: And I'll be honest, killing you, [[Averted Trope is hard. ]]
]]]]
* ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry 3''
--> '''Beowulf''': I will Killyou. (played the times Beowulf TurnsRed)
* ''VideoGame/EvilZone'' has Linedwell, who shouts this verbatim during battles.
* ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'':
--> '''Ganon''': You DARE bring light to mah LAIR?! YOU MUST DIE!
** Ganon again in ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]]'':
-->'''Ganon''': [[WeCanRuleTogether Join me, Link. And I will make your face the grrrreatest in Korridai!]] Or else you will DIE!
* In ''MassEffect'', the female {{Mooks}} enjoy yelling either "YOU MUST DIE!" or "I'LL KILL YOU!" in the most obnoxious voice ever.
** Squadmate Jack from ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' has similar combat dialogue. Other characters say variants as well - most notably Jack and Miranda, whose combined hatred of each other could power the state of New York for an entire year. Probably two.
* ''GearsOfWar'': When some a Locust Drones is taken hostage as a meat shields, they may say "I'LL KILL YOU!" in a grunted voice. Funny, as the only thing the hostage Drone will do is haplessly absorb bullets or have its neck snapped.
* ''VideoGame/LiveALive'': [[spoiler: When you are about to fight OD-10, the boss of the Sci-Fi Chapter through the Captain Square game the title sequence is interrupted by the words Kill You]]
* ''VideoGame/CaveStory''. Real conversation snippet [[spoiler:after Balrog force-feeds Toroko red flowers]].
--> '''King''': ''YOU!'' You're the Doctor!
--> '''Doctor''': Yes, I am the Doctor... and soon to be your new ruler. So what is it you plan on doing with that sword? [[EvilLaugh Hmhmhmhm...]]
--> '''King''':'' '''I'll kill you!!''' ''
* ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle'' has a suitably epic line spouted by Travis before the final boss fight.
--> '''Travis''': '''Give me all your hate, your anger, your everything. I'll take it all and FUCKING KILL YOU WITH IT!'''
* One of the start-of-match taunts heard from [[ScreamingWarrior Broly]] in the ''VideoGame/DragonBallZBudokaiTenkaichi'' series.
* Before each match, Shen Long from ''VideoGame/BloodyRoar 3'' delivers his in true Narmtastic style: I'LL KILL YEWWW!!!
* As is [[LargeHam his style]], [[VideoGame/{{Disgaea}} Laharl]] delivers a truly epic example of this trope after the emotional scene of [[spoiler: Flonne accepting her punishment from Lamington and being [[AndIMustScream turned into a flower]] as a result]].
-->[[spoiler: '''Lamington''']]: King Laharl... do you despise me?
-->'''Laharl (barely articulate)''': Despise... you? ''Despise'' you?! OF COURSE I DO YOU BASTARD!
-->'''Laharl''': Kill... you...! I'LL '''KILL YOU'''! [[EarthShatteringKaboom RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!]]
* In ''SoulCalibur 3'', if you fight Night Terror with Raphael, and then dodge his opening attack, Raph scowls and matter-of-factly says, "I shall kill you now."
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', one of Heavy's many domination lines:
-->'''Heavy''': I will ''keel'' you and ''keel'' you and ''KEEL'' you!
** A quote of the Demoman's is a drunken ramble.
-->'''Demoman''': Gonna kill you and I'm keep killin' you and I never, cause you're be dead and then I'm gonna kill you.
* ''{{Postal}} 2'' has this phrase word-for-word as a random NPC voice quip, usually uttered if you get too close to a hostile NPC just before they proceed to do exactly as they say. ([[KilledMidSentence Unless you kill them before they finish saying it.]])
* In XenobladeChronicles, Shulk is a rather soft spoken and intelligent man, who manages to stay calm and not get emotional in order to save everyone, [[DoomedHometown even as his hometown is being torn apart by mechon.]] Yet the instant he [[spoiler: sees his girlfriend stabbed to death by a bladed claw and tossed aside like a ragdoll?]] He '''screams''' the trope name at the perpetrator as he charges into battle, and at that point, [[PlayerPunch the player is probably shouting it, too.]]
* ''VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptunia'': Blanc/White Heart says she will do this to Vert/Green Heart when [[InSeriesNickname Thunder Tits]] says [[BerserkButton she's less adequate as a goddess than her because she's flat-chested]].
-->'''White Heart:''' The hell's that? Listen to that crap, talkin' out yer ass! I'll kill you! DIE!
** And again she says this when she takes a look at her blog and notices that someone is trolling in them.
-->'''Blanc:''' Wha-? Why the hell're people acting like fools on my site?! Who the hell did this? I'll kill 'em!
* In ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'', the Colombian street thugs (wearing hilarious purple "cowboy" outfits) randomly yell (i.a.) "Ai'm goeeng to keel you!" when they notice the player's character wandering in their turf.
* ''ShinMegamiTenseiI'': If you get on [[spoiler:the Law Hero]]'s bad side by taking the Neutral or Chaos route, he eventually snaps:
--> '''[[spoiler:Law Hero]]:''' "{{In the name of|TheMoon}} {{God}}, [[KnightTemplar I must slay you!]]"
* A Facebook game, [[http://buddyrush.sollmo.com/ Buddy Rush]], has one of the classes names "Aiki Lu". She was named so when she was born, accidentally injuring her father leading to him crying out "I'll kill you!!!"
* ''[[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]'' provides us with Rocket Raccoon's defeat quote:
-->I'LL KILL YOU, YOU [[CurseCutShort SON OF A-]]
* Parodied in the Japan/Europe version of ''[[VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper UmJammer Lammy]]''[='=]s Stage 6, [[spoiler:when Teriyaki Yoko picks up Lammy's new guitar and threatens to kill her, believing her to be Rammy]]:
-->[[spoiler:'''Yoko:''' I'm gonna kill you!\\
'''Lammy:''' [[IneffectualDeathThreats Eh, I think I'm dead already.]]]]
* VideoGame/WildArms5 has Greg, just after [[spoiler: Kartikeya kills his son Ted and wife Mary, respectively.]]
--> '''Greg''': "[[/folder]]

[[folder: ...I'll kill you... ]]
"
--> [[spoiler:'''Kartikeya''']]: "C'mon, speak up! I can barely hear you!"
--> '''Greg''': "...I'll kill you...I swear on my life, I'm going to '''kill you!!'''"
* ''CorpseParty'', the Shadow Ghost in the infirmary in chapter 1, which scares the hell out of Naomi.
* ''[[{{Starcraft}} Starcraft: Brood Wars]]'':
--> '''Jim Raynor''':"It may not be tomorrow, darlin'. It may not even happen with an army at my back. But rest assured: I'm the man who's going to kill you some day. I'll be seein' you."
** Alas, with the second installment, that promise will apparently [[BadassDecay rest unfulfilled]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': From Strong Bad's hypothetical attempt at a kids' show.
-->'''Strong Bad''': Um, no, he's behind the box. No, uh, he's not even behind the box, he's ''barely obscured'' by the box. Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box! [RecordNeedleScratch] HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! ''I'LL KILL YA!'' ''I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!''
* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'': "''[[Film/BatmanAndRobin A BAT CREDIT CARD]], [[YouBastard YOU BASTARDS!!!]]'' I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! All of you will die! You'll get the gas!"
* WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment: Spoony's review of ''[[{{Pumpkinhead}} Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge]]'' culminates in this. After suffering through the worst game he's ever played in his life and going more than a little [[DrivenToMadness nuts]] over it, he says there's a good side.
-->''Spoony'': "There's a good side! There's a good side!" *holds up the instruction book to the game* "You see this? The people who made this game actually had the ''balls'' to put their names in the back of the fucking instruction book - and I swear to God, if I ever find any one of you assholes, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! I WILL STAB YOU IN THE '''BRAIN!'''"
* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] borrows the above "I'll kill you to death!" [[ItMakesSenseInContext before stabbing the Countdown monster with the Dragonzord Flute]]. Unlike Superboy, however, he makes it sound ''awesome''.
* Semi-common in FourOneNineScam scripts, where scammers sometimes use death threats to get money from unassuming victims.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0351.html This]] ''[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Order of the Stick]]'' strip, after HeroicComedicSociopath Belkar is treated to a YouKilledMyFather PrepareToDie.
-->'''Yokyok:''' He was a good father!\\
'''Belkar:''' But he was a better fashion accessory!\\
'''Yokyok:''' I'LL KILL YOU!!
** Belkar is good at [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0419.html inspiring murderous intentions]] towards him:
--->'''Belkar:''' Miko just committed her very first evil act, so let's all give her a round of applause.
--->'''Prisoners:''' Woooo! Good job!
--->'''Miko:''' I'm going to kill you, halfling.
--->'''Belkar:''' And she's already working toward her second, what a go-getter!
** When Nale hits Elan with a double-whammy of an EmotionBomb and a ([[BlatantLies totally made-up]]) BreakTheCutie speech about how Haley is evil and sold out Elan's TrueCompanions, Elan lunges at Haley in [[DespairEventHorizon grief-stricken fury]], telling her that he hates her and that he's going to kill her. [[spoiler: She manages to snap him out of it at the last moment.]]
* [[{{Sonichu}} I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!]]
* In Faps' [[{{MST}} riff]] of ''Star Fighter'', ''Star Rapist'', Cain screams: [[http://demon-sushi.com/cry-some-more/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/starrapist_074.jpg "I'LL MURDER YOU TO DEATH!"]] at a computer.
* [[Webcomic/GirlGenius "HYU JABBERING VEAKLING!]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080303 I KEEL HYU!"]]
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070629 NOW I VILL NOT JUST KEEL HYU - NOW I KEEL EFFERYVUN!]]
** This has been Captain Vole, a supporting character in Webcomic/GirlGenius.
* DominicDeegan: '''[[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2005-08-08 I KILL YOU!]]'''
** And that was the eponymous lead character biting his crystal ball after it showed him visions of his girlfriend's ''really evil'' ex breaking her heart and plotting to have her commit suicide a few months back.
* TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob -- Fructose Riboflavin: [[http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20100925.html "LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN! I HATE YOU BOTH! I'LL HATE YOU FOREVER! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!! AIGHHH! YOU... YOU... YOU BOTH SUCK!"]]
* {{MS Paint Masterpieces}}' "I'LL KILL YOU TO PIECES!"
* Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}: [[spoiler: Gamzee to Karkat]]
-->[[spoiler: I AM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.]]
-->[[spoiler: and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfuckin blood.]]
-->[[spoiler: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.]]
-->[[spoiler: your crushed bones will make my special stardust.]]
-->[[spoiler: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.]]
-->[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}: The Honking
-->'''Bender:''' I'll kill you!
-->'''Fry:''' ''[Affectionately]'' I'll kill you too, buddy. I'll kill you too. *proceeds to get strangled by Bender*
** Leela's Homeworld
-->'''Leela:''' I'll kill you!
** Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
-->'''Fry:''' You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!
** War is the H-Word
--> '''Zoidberg:''' That's my joke! I'll kill you!
* ''TheSimpsons'': "[[HalloweenEpisode Treehouse of Horror V]]" from Season Six...
-->'''Homer:''' Hmm. Cable's out. Think I'll have a beer. Hmm. Not a drop in the house. What do you know.
-->'''Marge:''' Homer, I'm impressed! You're taking this quite well.
-->'''Homer:''' I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!
** The Boy Who Knew Too Much from Season Five...
-->'''Freddy Quimby (who happens to be on trial):''' It's chowdah! CHOWDAH! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! ''Especially those of you in the jury!''
** In the episode "Jaws Wired Shut", Marge hears Homer screaming "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" at Bart. It turns out they're rehearsing a school play - and Homer was just reading the title.
** In "Sweets and Sour Marge", while they're all in court:
-->'''Corupt Candy Executive''': I'll kill you! I'll kill you all!
-->'''Judge''': Sir, you realize that can be interpreted as a threat?
-->'''CCE''': -Hissing- I'll kill you in your sleep!
* ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', "Stimpy's Invention":
-->'''Ren:''' YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL ''KEEEEEL'' YOU!
** Also in the ''Adult Party Cartoon'' episode "Altruists", when the duo is trying to break into a house.
--->'''Stimpy''': Ren, what are you going to do?
--->'''Ren''' (slapping Stimpy): I'm going to try to refrain from KEELING YOU!
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'':
-->'''Colette:''' I'll make this easy to remember -- keep your station clear, or I WILL KILL YOU!
* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'':
-->'''Scrooge:''' Gyro, if we drown, I'll ''kill you!''
* ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow''
** It's Time
-->'''Rigby:''' "I just wanted to see Zombie Dinner Party with my bro, who flaked on me for some girl who doesn't even know he exists!"
-->'''Mordecai:''' "I'LL KILL YOU!"
** Death Punchies
-->'''Mordecai''' "Either that, or your death punch totally blows."
-->'''Rigby''' "I'LL KILL YOU!"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'', "Sickly Sweet":
-->'''Mandy:''' "I'LL KILL YOU!!"
* ''{{Metalocalypse}}'' (Performance Klok)
-->'''John Twinkletits:''' I'LL KILL YOU!
** Also, in Cleanzo:
-->'''Snazz Blammymattazz:''' You're paranoid, man.
-->'''Dr. Rockzo:''' PARANOID?! I'LL KILL... I'LL KILL YOU!
* ''HomeMovies'' - when the video store clerk won't accept Brendon's video, Coach [=McGuirk=] tries convincing him with a song:
-->'''[=McGuirk=]:''' Watch it again / One more time / Watch it again or I'll break your back / Watch it again / Or I'll punch your f* cking face / You gotta accept the kid's movie / Or I'll ki-ill you`!
** Jason also says this to [=McGuirk=] in the episode "School Nurse" when he learns that [=McGuirk=] has been trying to go out with the [[HospitalHottie school nurse]], whom Jason has a crush on. This one is of the "I keel yew!" variation.
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode "Volcano"
-->'''Stan''': I'll kill you!\\
'''Cartman''': I'll fill you full of lead!
* ''DrTran'' gets this threat [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbyExPu8BRY during a quiet moment]] (poor guy can never get much peace, it seems):
-->[[spoiler:'''Chicken:''' ''I'm gonna kill you.''\\
'''Dr. Tran:''' WAUGH! (runs away)\\
'''Chicken:''' I didn't mean it!\\
'''Dr. Tran:''' AAAAAAAAAAUGH-Haaaughhh\\
'''Chicken:''' Don't be angry!]]
* ''CodenameKidsNextDoor'': ''Operation SLUMBER'':
-->'''Numbuh 4:''' (who is disguised as a girl, sees Numbuh 86's room): Rainbow Monkeys??? I would never take YOU as a rainbow monkey fanatic.
-->'''Numbuh 86:''' I just can't resist them, and if you tell any of the boys I WILL KILL YOU!
* ''OliverAndCompany'':
--> '''Tito:''' All right, Frankie, that's it! You've insulted my pride! That means ''death''!
* The ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' episode ''Legends Of The Dark Knight'' had a sequence taken from Dark Knight Returns that used this phrase.
-->'''The Mutant Leader''': [[HulkSpeak I KILL YOU! I EAT YOUR HEART! I SHOW YOU WHO RULES GOTHAM CITY!]]
-->'''Batman''': Alright, son. Show me.
* In ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', Katara goes berserk after finding the soldier who killed her mother. How berserk? ''She stops the rain.''
** Don't forget her little chat with Zuko at the end of "The Western Air Temple." [[ShipSinking DAMN.]]
-->'''Katara''': You might have everyone else here buying your "transformation," but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something right now. You make one step backward, one slip up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends, right then and there. Permanently.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}'':
--> '''Alex:''' I'm gonna kill you, Marty! I'm gonna strangle you! Then bury you! Then dig you up and clone you! Then I'm gonna kill all your clones! ''Then,'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I'm never talking to you again!]]
* Uttered by Shere Khan at the end of ''Disney/TheJungleBook'' just right before he attacks Baloo.
* From ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad!'':
-->'''Snot:''' You should thank us! We saved you from suffocating under her!!
-->'''Steve:''' Is that a fat joke?!
-->'''Snot:''' ...yeah! Yeah, I guess it IS!!
-->'''Steve:''' I'LL KILL YOU!!
* WesternAnimation/YoungJustice: when the Team is convinced that Artemis has just died, Wally slips into this trope, proving that nope, he didn't ''actually'' hate her.
--> '''Kid Flash''': They're DEAD! EVERY SINGLE ALIEN, IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!
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* Creator/EllenDeGeneres related a time she was walking out in the airport parking lot, and saw a swarthy guy laboring at changing a tire - she let out a sympathetic laugh, which he misinterpreted as a laugh ''at'' him. He angrily said to her, "I kill you with one punch to your stupid head!"
* RealLife examples of this appear from time to time in NotAlwaysRight. [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-joys-of-motherhood/837 This]] is a particularly cute (yet still creepy) one.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to0e6226fO0 Colt Cabana]] hates unprofessionalism.
* A famous internet meme has the ''{{Franchise/Pokemon}}'' Magikarp declaring "I swear to God, [[MagikarpPower when I evolve]] I'm going to kill you all."
* Many schools take any student saying this seriously, even if the person they said it to argues that they knew the person was only joking.
* [[FourOneNineScam 419-scammers]] have a tendency to mail death threats to people, pretending to be hitmen, in order to get money.
* Once or twice in his childhood, a child will scream "I'll kill you!" to his parents, in a temper.
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