->'''Drill Sergeant''': Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.\\
'''Homer''': I like you.\\
'''Sgt''': Well, uh, alright... You like me, but I don't like you!\\
'''Homer''': Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me?\\

A StockPhrase which is such a DeadHorseTrope that it hardly needs explaining.
Usually followed by "but we need to [[TeethClenchedTeamwork work together]]" or something to the effect.

Common is having the two characters discuss whether this is true or not, especially if one character responds with "I like you".

Also common is adding other targets to the dislike.

Also common is doing multiple adjustments, such as:
->'''[[AliceAndBob Alice]]''': Look Bob, I don't like you, you don't like me, and nobody likes Charlie, but we all need to work together to beat this supervillain and his mind control device!\\
'''Charlie''': Nobody likes me? *Looks forlorn*\\
'''Bob''': I like you guys.\\
'''Alice''': I like it when you shut up!

And so on.


[[folder: Comic Books ]]

* Tony Stark giving a RousingSpeech to his RoguesGallery to convince them to help him fight the Mandarin in ''Comicbook/IronMan'' #523:
-->'''Tony''': Look, you hate ''me'', and if I stopped to actually think about any of you from time to time I'm sure I'd hate you too...


[[folder: Film ]]

* ''MeetTheFockers''
-->'''Greg Focker''': [to Little Jack] What? You don't like me. I don't like your little red outfit. It makes you look like a little demon baby.
* ''Film/FortyEightHours'':
-->'''Jack:''' Now, get this! We ain't partners. We ain't brothers. And we ain't friends. I'm puttin' you down and keepin' you down until Ganz is locked up or dead. And if Ganz gets away, you're gonna be sorry YOU ever MET me!\\
'''Reggie:''' I'm already sorry.
* In ''Film/SuperTroopers'', Grady responds to O'Hagen's use of this trope with "I like ''you''..."
* A somewhat unusual version occurs in ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'' right after Riff Raff kills [[spoiler:Dr. Frank N. Furter.]]
-->'''Magenta:''' You ''killed'' him. But I thought you ''liked'' him. He liked ''you''.
-->'''Riff Raff:''' ''He didn't like me! He '''never''' liked me!''
* CIA Agent Ernest Paxton to John Mason in ''Film/TheRock'': "Get this straight Pops; I don't like you any more than you like me, but I'm here to make you a legitimate offer".


[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* ''KnightRider'' (1982) episode "Knight of the Juggernaut"
-->'''Michael Knight''': Ok, so you don't like me. Except for the fact that you're the daughter of a man I respected, I don't like you very much either.
* ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' used an elaborate variation for "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges":
-->'''Agent Sloan:''' Let's make a deal, doctor: I'll spare you the ends-justify-the-means speech, and you spare me the we-must-do-what's-right speech. You and I are not going to see eye-to-eye on this subject, so I suggest we stop discussing it.
* ''StarTrekTheNextGeneration''. Picard's brother tells him "I still don't like you, Jean-Luc" after helping him recover from his trauma over being assimilated by the Borg.
* A variation on ''That70sShow'':
-->'''Red:''' Look, I don't want to be here, and you don't want to be here.
-->'''Fez:''' I want to be here...
-->'''Red:''' Fine. I don't want to be here, and I don't care what you want...
* On ''Series/BreakingBad'', Walt says a variation of this to Hector Salamanca before convincing him to team up with him [[spoiler:to kill their mutual enemy Gus Fring, which he does [[TakingYouWithMe with a bomb planted under his wheelchair]].]]
-->'''Walt:''' I know you despise me and I know how much you want to see me dead. [[EnemyOfMyEnemy But I'm willing to bet there's a man that you hate even more.]] I'm offering you an opportunity for revenge.


[[folder: Video Games ]]

* ''[[VideoGame/{{Halo 2}} Halo 2]]''.
-->'''Sergeant Johnson''': Listen, you don't like me and I SURE AS HELL don't like you. But if we don't do something, Mr. Mohawk's gonna activate this Ring! And we're ALL gonna die.\\
'''The Arbiter''': Tartarus has locked himself inside the control room.\\
'''Sergeant Johnson''': Well I just happen to have a [[WaveMotionGun key]]. C'mon, grab a Banshee and gimme some cover. They're gonna know we're coming.
* ''[[SystemShock System Shock 2]]''
-->'''Diego:''' Anatoly, there's only so much corporate calisthenics I can go through before I start to feel a little queasy, so let's get down to brass tacks here. We don't like each other. We each have our own motivations for undertaking this mission, so let me give you a little warning. I cannot be circumvented, I cannot be tricked, I cannot be manipulated, and I cannot be bought. You come at me straight and keep the fancy maneuvers for your next board meeting. Just because my father swam with the sharks doesn't mean that I do.


[[folder: Newspaper Comics ]]

* One ''CalvinAndHobbes'' strip involves Calvin saying this to his bicycle before pulling out a wrench and a hammer and threatening to tear the bike apart. The bike runs him over in response.


[[folder: Web Comics ]]

* ''TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob's'' first story arc:
-->'''Ahem''': "Volly! Why this is an unexpected pleasure!"\\
'''Voluptua''': "Oh stow it. I'm not happy to see you and you're not happy to see me."


[[folder: Web Original ]]

* In the fifth part of ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}''
--> '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:''' Joe, Joe, I know we've had our differences...
--> '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]:''' We have?
--> '''Linkara:''' Yes. I don't like you very much
--> '''Angry Joe:''' ''[Dissapointed]'' Oh.


[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* ''TheSimpsons'' has a number of variants, including the page quote.
** Episode "Homer at the Bat"
-->'''Mr. Burns''': All right, you ragtag bunch of misfits! You hate me, and I hate you even more.
** Episode "The Front"
-->'''Homer''': Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
** Episode "Simpson Tide", where Homer joins the Naval Reserve
-->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Drill Sergeant]]''' (addressing the recruits): Now I don't like you, and you don't like me...\\
'''Homer''': ''I'' like you.
** More from TheSimpsons:
-->'''Moe''': Listen, I don't like you and you don't like me. But we both want to stop Homer from shooting the turkey.\\
'''Lisa''': You don't like me? I like you.\\
'''Moe''': You do? Then I like you too. Here, have a towelette.\\
'''Homer''': All right book, I didn't read you and you didn't read me. But we're both in this together, so say something smart or get ready to run like hell!
* Bender says this to Leela in an episode of ''{{Futurama}}''. Surprised, she replies, "I like you." Bender pauses his plan organizing to ask what exactly Leela likes about him.
-->'''Amy''': Well, is she coming?\\
'''Bender''': I don't know. But I do know she likes my "in your face" interface.
* Proving it ''can'' play things straight when it wants to, an episode of ''FamilyGuy'' has [[HollywoodAtheist atheist]] [[AuthorAvatar mouthpiece]] [[FunnyAnimal Brian]] deliver this word-for-word to Peter's [[TheFundamentalist harder-than-hardline Catholic father]], before suggesting the only way to put a stop to his son's [[ParodyReligion Church of the]] [[HappyDays Fonz]] is by [[EnemyMine working together]].
* In JohnnyBravo while dealing with a ghost.
-->'''Johnny:''' All right ghost. I don't like you, and you don't like me. So lets settle this once and for all.
-->'''Ghost:''' RRRRWWWWHHHH!
-->'''Johnny:''' Of couse, I could ''learn'' to like you.