[[caption-width-right:300: ''Series/SesameStreet'' pair [[HeterosexualLifePartners Bert and Ernie]] show us one of the variations.]]

->'''Mrs. Thimble''': Mr. Mouseling, you said I'll let you know if the music is too loud! Well, it is!
->'''Mr. Mouseling''': What? I can't hear you. The music's too loud.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AngelinaBallerina: The Next Steps'', "Angelina and the New Music Store"

A conversation is impeded by either a lot of ambient noise, the hearing problems of one or more of the conversants, or an unusual obstruction in the ear of one of the conversants.

So one person yells something. And the other person, auditorially impeded, yells back, resulting in:

# I can't hear you! (Repeats the first person's statement back verbatim)
# I can't hear you, I've got an unusual obstruction in my ear!
# (Response to a question that was not asked, but may rhyme)
# ...the din stops just as the other person gets fed up with trying to shout above the noise and [[SevenMinuteLull yells something inappropriate/embarrassing]].

A common variation is to [[InvokedTrope invoke the trope]]. One of the people in the conversation really doesn't want to have the conversation and is grateful for the noise making it impossible to talk and understand each other
* or is calling out the other person in the conversation...
* or is ''pretending'' there's noise making it impossible to converse...
* or is [[IgnoringBySinging deliberately making noise]] to block the conversation.

This is also a stock phrase for the DrillSergeantNasty, in whose case it doesn't literally denote lack of hearing, but rather "You need to call me 'sir' when you say that." Also not to be confused for when someone shouts this as a means of trying to draw more energy from a cheering crowd, like at a concert or sporting event.

Related to FakeStatic for transmitted conversations, and an [[OppositeTropes opposing trope]] to AcousticLicense. Often sets up a SustainedMisunderstanding gag. See also EarTrumpet. {{Mondegreen}} for misheard lyrics.

[[folder: Advertising]]
* Back in TheSeventies there was a commercial for dishwashers set in a suburban kitchen that invoked this trope, with two housewife types standing on either side of the device in question as it made a hellacious din.
-->'''Woman #1:''' ''(shouting)'' Your dishwasher makes a lot of noise!
-->'''Woman #2:''' ''(shouting louder)'' I can't hear you! My dishwasher makes a lot of noise!

[[folder: ComicBooks]]
* ''{{Tintin}}'' is full of jokes like these when [[AbsentMindedProfessor Professor Tournesol/Calculus]] appears.
** Also much earlier in ''Cigars of the Pharaoh'', when Tintin awakes on a drifting sarcophagus and sees the Egyptologist in another, too far away to understand each other.
* At the end of ''{{ComicBook/BPRD}}: 1946'', Sgt. Maes and Trevor Bruttenholm try to shout over the din of a launching rocket. Neither can hear the other.
* Invoked in ''Wolverine and the X-Men'':
-->'''Logan:''' Kitty's in charge until I get back.\\
'''Bobby:''' Nobody's seen Kitty in two days!\\
'''Logan:''' Then you're in charge.\\
'''Bobby:''' [alarmed] ''Me''?! No. I didn't agree to that.\\
'''Logan:''' I can't hear you, ''headmaster Iceman!''
* The elderly Miss Molly keeps mishearing things comically in the [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Donald Duck comic]] ''[[http://coa.inducks.org/story.php?c=I+PK+++42-3 Paperinik e l'indimenticabile Aida]]''. [[spoiler:She's actually a young burglar in disguise, and the hard-of-hearing schtick is part of her façade.]]

[[folder: Fan Works]]
* In ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie]]'', after Kaiba jumps on top of his Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon:
--->'''Kaiba:''' Now, Yugi, prepare to suffer defeat at the hands of my--\\
'''Yugi:''' ''(faraway)'' I can't hear you!\\
'''Kabia:''' What?\\
'''Yugi:''' ''(faraway)'' I said I can't hear you! Come back down, you look really silly up there!\\
'''Kaiba:''' I don't understand what you're saying! I think I might be too high up!
** The situation is remedied when the two start talking over a SplitScreen.
* Calvin and Hobbes do this in ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'' when the former character is outside, trying to fix the satellite dish.
** Subverted - in part 2, when confessing things, Calvin admits he was just playing with Hobbes.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/ChipNDaleRescueRangers'' fanfic ''Under the Bridge'', Widget and Jürgen are temporarily deafened by the report of a Darned Nearly Recoilless Rifle in an enclosed space, and spend a couple of lines explaining this to each other.
* In one story of the ''FanFic/FacingTheFutureSeries'', two of Walker's guards have to put up with the racket of a captured Paulina. When the first mentions putting in a request to put her in suspended animation, the second guard, with his hands over his ears, yells "What?"

[[folder: {{Film}} (Animated)]]
* [[Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon Disney's]] ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog'':
--> '''Naveen:''' Ray! Get me out of this box!\\
'''Ray:''' I can't hear you! I'mma get you outta this box!
* From ''Franchise/CareBears To The Rescue Movie'':
-->'''Bumpity''': It's getting so windy, I can hardly hear you!\\
'''Tweazle''': What? I can't hear you, it's too windy!
* Funshine Bear sings about the unusual obstruction variant in the "Make 'Em Laugh" song in ''Care Bears: Journey to Joke-a-Lot''.
-->'''Funshine''': ''A [[PieInTheFace pie in the face]] / A banana in your ear...''
* In the first ''[[Franchise/DisneyFairies Tinker Bell]]'' movie, Bobble tries to ask Clank if he's seen Tink, unaware that Clank has put in earplugs. After a few tries with Clank mishearing a word that rhymes with 'tink,' he takes out his earplugs and asks "Hey, have you seen Tink?"
* In ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda2'', Po delivers an epic speech to Lord Shen, the BigBad of the film, while on a rooftop half a mile away, without even noticing that no one (including the audience) can make out what he's saying.
-->'''Po:''' Shen! A panda stands between you and your--\\
''(cut to Shen, who can barely hear Po say "destiny")''\\
'''Shen:''' ''(shouting)'' WHAT?!\\
''(cut back to Po)''\\
'''Po:''' Prepare yourself for a hot--\\
''(cut again to Shen, who can still barely hear anything)''\\
'''Shen:''' ''(softer)'' What?
* In the Australian ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' parody ''Sev Trek: Pus in Boots'', this happens when the crew turn on the RedAlert.

[[folder: {{Film}} (Live-Action)]]
* ''Film/{{DEBS}}''. Amy and Janet are driving in an open-top car, so there's a lot of noise making it difficult to talk.
-->'''Amy:''' I'm just not in love.\\
'''Janet:''' What?\\
''[The car stops, as does the noise]''\\
'''Amy:''' I said, I want to be in love!\\
'''Janet:''' Why are you yelling?
* Francis Bigger in ''Film/CarryOnDoctor'' from the ''Film/CarryOn'' series decides to marry his deaf lecture assistant in hospital. Unfortunately, he accidentally hires a deaf priest, and this trope is in full swing.
-->'''Francis''': ''[prompting his assistant]'' "I do".\\
'''Chloe the Assistant''': What?\\
'''Francis''': ''[a little louder]'' "I ... DO"!\\
'''Chloe''': "I do" what?\\
'''Francis''': No no! He's done the, "Do you take thee etc etc"!\\
'''Chloe''': Oh! I do!\\
'''Francis''': A little louder, please.\\
'''Chloe''': ''[louder]'' I do!\\
'''Francis''': SHE DOES!!
* Too-loud disco music in ''Film/BoogieNights'':
-->"Doesn't it make you nervous when you're dealing with all those evil forces?"\\
"No, the evil forces."\\
"Evil?! Nah, man. It's not evil. It's an illusion!"\\
"Yeah! It's confusin'!"
* The film ''Creator/AbbottAndCostello in Hollywood'' contains [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feykwAH_iI4 a classic sequence]] (mislabeled on the site) in which Lou offers Bud earplugs so that he won't hear a sleep-inducing record Lou's using. Unfortunately, whoever's wearing them can't hear a thing.
* ''Film/AntMan'' has Luis and his buddies running from the cops after the heist. As they hop into their van with Paxton yelling at them to stop, Luis shouts back "It's too loud! There's a [[spoiler:tank]]! Can't hear you!"
* ''Film/TheLastJedi'': Poe does this to Hux [[HoldingTheFloor to buy some time]] for his ship to get into position.
-->'''Poe:''' This is Commander Poe Dameron of the Republic fleet, I have an urgent communique for General Hugs.\\
'''Hux:''' This is General Hux of the First Order. The Republic is no more. Your fleet are Rebel scum and war criminals. Tell your precious princess there will be no terms, there will be no surrender--\\
'''Poe:''' Hi, I'm holding for General Hugs.\\
'''Hux:''' ''[pause]'' This is Hux. You and your friends are doomed. We will wipe your filth from the galaxy.\\
'''Poe:''' Okay. I'll hold.\\
'''Hux:''' Hello?\\
'''Poe:''' Hello? Yup. I'm still here.\\
'''Hux:''' ''[to an officer]'' Can he hear me?\\
'''Poe:''' Hugs?\\
'''Comm Officer:''' He can.\\
'''Poe:''' With an 'H'? Skinny guy. Kinda pasty.\\
'''Hux:''' I can hear you. Can you hear me?\\
'''Poe:''' Look, I can't hold forever. If you reach him, tell him Leia has an urgent message for him...\\
'''Comm Officer:''' I believe [[{{Troll}} he's tooling with you]], sir.\\
'''Poe:''' ...about [[YourMom his mother]]. \\
'''Hux:''' [beat] [[BerserkButton OPEN FIRE!]]
* ''Film/{{Alien}}''. Parker feigns a [[ExcessiveSteamSyndrome defective steam pipe]] so he can pretend not to hear Ripley's orders. After she leaves in exasperation he realises the pipe really is defective.

[[folder: {{Literature}}]]
* ''Literature/TheSistersGrimm'': The elder sister and the grandmother have a conversation of the second type because of how loud the rattletrap of a car is.
* ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'': Harry's elderly landlady is hard of hearing so they have a conversation of the second type in ''Changes''.
* The old music hall routine, beloved of Creator/PGWodehouse:
-->'''Pat (on the train):''' Pardon me, is this Wembley?
-->'''Mike:''' No, it's Thursday!
-->'''Pat:''' Yes, so am I!
* Happens briefly in ''[[Literature/XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]]'', courtesy of a subversion of SteelEarDrums.
* ''Literature/TheSilverChair'' has this done by the old, hard-of-hearing dwarf Trumpkin, who, among other things, mishears the protagonists' names ("Eustace" as "useless"), and eventually complaints that people these days don't talk clearly.
* ''Literature/TheLegendOfRahAndTheMuggles'' has this done by the old Yur the Muggle, for sake of comedy in chapter six.
* This is used to great comic effect by Bartimaeus towards the end of ''The Ring of Solomon'', a prequel book in the ''[[Literature/TheBartimaeusTrilogy Bartimaeus]]'' series. After [[spoiler:winning against Ammet, he brings the ring back to Jerusalem and to Khaba the Cruel, at first faithfully imitating Ammet, who always took the form of a dark shadow imitation of Khaba's form. However, as time passes, he slowly allows the imitation to grow a long nose, warts and two jug-ears. Then, when's supposedly giving Khaba the ring, he instead makes it so that Khaba just misses, telling him "That was a big jump. If only you were a little taller." When the magician insists "Give it to me!" he claps his hand against one of the jug-ears, telling him that he's a bit deaf. When Khaba repeats "Give it to me!" he replies that "Nothing would give me greater pleasure," then punches him square on the chin, knocking him out and sending him sprawling.]]
* In ''Literature/FantasticMrFox'', Bean hadn't washed in such a long time that his ears start getting clogged with disgusting items like [[{{Squick}} old chewing gum and dead flies]]. So when Bunce sarcastically asks if Bean has another idea to catch the titular fox, Bean says he can't hear him. Thus, Bunce has to shout into his ear.

[[folder: LiveActionTV]]
* ''Series/SesameStreet'' has used the vaudeville routine listed below [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ1a0ymGCKA with Bert and Ernie]].
* The Cone of Silence on ''Series/GetSmart'' is a classic example. It's hard to predict exactly ''how'' the Cone of Silence will fail at any given moment, but you can practically guarantee it will involve this trope.
** Max is meeting his contact in a record store, so he plays a record up high in case they're being bugged. They end up shouting so loudly everyone in the store can hear what they're saying.
** In the tv movie ''Get Smart, Again!'' the Cone of Silence has finally been ditched and replaced with Hover Cover, which involves standing on a rooftop between three hovering helicopters (causing the participants to get blown off their feet) and the Hall of Hush which only leads to a WallOfBlather. In the end the Chief tosses the CONTROL regulations in his waste bin and insists Max just talk to him normally.
* ''Series/CrankYankers'' does this one. Elmer (old man character) tries to make an appointment to get hearing aids. Over the phone. You can see how this could go wrong, can't you?
* ''[[Series/TheMunsters Munster, Go Home!]]'' has this exchange between Herman and Lily at the race:
--> '''Lily''': They're trying to get rid of you!
--> '''Herman''': What?
--> '''Lily''': I said, they're trying to get rid of you!
--> '''Herman''': I love you, too!
* In ''Series/TheAdventureGame'', one of the Argonds was very hard of hearing, and the contestants' first reaction was to suggest that he use his ear trumpet. This turned out to be useless, and it was [[InsaneTrollLogic only when he was wearing his glasses that he could hear well]].
* Parodied in one episode of ''Series/RadioActive'': [[CloudCuckooLander George]] is trying to tell Kevin something, but Kevin is listening to loud music on his headphones. George waves his hands wildly and mouths something; Kevin takes off his headphones and says, "Sorry, music, I couldn't hear you?", and George replies, "Oh, I know, that's why I didn't say anything.", before commencing with what he ''actually'' wanted to tell Kevin.
* ''Series/{{Batman}}'' had the Dynamic Duo put into a DeathTrap where they were locked in a box while water dripped onto a drum, which was amplified by 10,000 and the noise pumped into the box they were in. Once they managed to escape:
--> '''Robin''': I think I'm going to be hard of hearing for a while.
--> '''Batman''': What?
--> '''Robin''': I think I'm going to be hard of hearing for a while.
--> '''Batman''': I can't hear you. I think I'm going to be hard of hearing for a while.
* ''Series/{{Leverage}}'': Nate calls Sophie asking her to come back to the team, but she's on a plane that's taking off and can't hear him.
* ''Series/TheMonkees'' episode "The Wild Monkees":
-->'''Micky''': Gentlemen, the meeting will come to order!
-->'''Mike''': Mick, will you shut off your engine? We can't hear a word you're saying.
-->'''Micky''': What, Mike?
-->'''Mike''': Mick, I said would you shut off your engine? We can't hear you!
-->'''Micky''': I can't hear you. My engine's running!
* ''Series/DadsArmy''. Captain Mainwaring and his men are on parade wearing gas masks. After muttering incoherently for some time, Mainwaring eventually removes his mask.
-->'''Mainwaring:''' And that concludes my lecture on gas warfare. Are there any questions?
-->''Jones says something incomprehensible from under his gasmask.''
-->'''Mainwaring:''' What was that? I can't hear a word you're saying.
-->''Sgt Wilson leans close to Jones. Jones mutters again.''
-->'''Wilson:''' He said he couldn't hear a word you were saying, sir.
* An old sketch show had "the world's oldest joke" delivered by two guys dressed as cavemen. They speak only in nonsense "oooga booga!" language but it is translated as this:
-->'''First Caveman:''' I have no ears!
-->'''Second Caveman:''' How can you hear then?
-->'''First Caveman, looks at a small sundial attached to his wrist:''' Half past two.
* A loud conversation at the start of an episode of ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'':
-->'''Sheldon:''' Leonard, are you in the shower?\\
'''Leonard:''' I can't hear you! I'm in the shower!\\
'''Sheldon:''' I asked if you were in the shower, but that's moot now.\\
'''Leonard:''' What?\\
'''Sheldon:''' ''(exasperated)'' Moot! Rendered unimportant by recent events! \\
'''Leonard:''' I can't hear you, ''I'm in the shower!''\\
'''Sheldon:''' Never mind, let's skip the chit-chat.
* In an episode of ''Series/TheITCrowd'', Roy is stealing from the vending machine via hacking when his boss jumps in, yells his name, then explains that he's yelling because he's wearing earplugs. Roy gets smart enough to realize that anything he says will be misheard, and says "I'm stealing food from this machine!" His boss smiles and walks away.
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
** A conversation in a loud dance club:
--> '''Ted:''' So how do you know Robin?
--> '''Kelly:''' Saggitarius!
--> '''Ted:''' Is that near Westchester?
--> '''Kelly:''' I would love one!
** Later, another common variant: "You have no idea what I'm saying, do you? I'm from outer space! I got thrown out of Sea World for humping a dolphin!" ''(Loud music cuts out)'' "I'm wetting my pants!"
* From ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley'' episode "Autumn", the parish council sits down for its meeting.
--> '''David:''' We may experience some interruptions because-- ''(jackhammer goes off outside and drowns him out)''\\
'''Frank:''' I'm sorry, what was that last part? I couldn't hear you over the jackhammer.\\
'''David:''' That's what I said: we may be interrupted because-- ''(jackhammer)''
* An episode of ''Series/MuppetsTonight'' had Randy and Andy Pig try to end noise pollution by sticking their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lMrtHv4rfc fingers in their ears.]] The sketch ended with an inversion. Sam tells them "A tingulous trout for your spears" to get them to take their fingers out of their ears.
* This is a regular RunningGag on ''Series/BearInTheBigBlueHouse'' with Lois, a blue-footed booby bird seen on the series who is chronically hard of hearing. (For added hilarity, Lois was Woodland Valley's ''telephone operator''.) For example, from the "Good As New" song:
-->'''Doc Hogg''': Now, Lois, ''take a warm birdbath in the sink.''
-->'''Lois''': I stink?

[[folder: NewspaperComics]]
* In a ''ComicStrip/BabyBlues'' strip, Darryl and Wanda are hosting a party, complete with rock music.
--> '''Wanda:''' So, how do you think it's going?\\
'''Darryl:''' WHAT?\\
'''Wanda:''' I said, "How do you think it's going?"\\
'''Darryl:''' ''WHAT??''\\
* [[http://johnhartstudios.com/ckennelstrips/2015/may/ckn053015dc.jpg This]] ''ComicStrip/DogsOfCKennel'' strip.
* In one ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' strip, Paige and her date are at the prom when he says, "The music's kinda loud!" An extended WhosOnFirst-style exchange follows, with each one mishearing the other as they try to confirm what they said ("Godzilla ate a crowd?" "Why would desert fields be plowed?"), ending with Paige plugging her fingers in her ears and saying, "Very loud."

[[folder: Theater]]
* This is the basis of the old vaudeville joke:
-->'''Mr. Interlocutor:''' Pardon me, you have a banana in your ear.\\
'''Mr. Bones:''' Pardon me?\\
'''Mr. Interlocutor:''' You have a banana in your ear!\\
'''Mr. Bones:''' Pardon me?\\
'''Mr. Interlocutor:''' YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!\\
'''Mr. Bones:''' I'm sorry; I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
* ''Theatre/StarlightExpress'' has a double musical version in "One Rock & Roll Too Many."

[[folder: Video Games]]
* Whenever you visit Jezebel at her night club in ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'', she'll say it's too loud and ask you to her office.
* In ''VideoGame/WorldInConflict: Soviet Assault'', [[spoiler:Major Lebedjev]] secretly switches radio channels, when he orders general retreat, so that the KnightTemplar Malashenko, who has moved too far ahead, doesn't come after the "traitors".
* [[GoodIsNotNice The Paragon choice]] in the final dialogue with [[MagnificentBastard the Illusive Man]] in ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' has Shepard quipping "Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line." [[ShutUpHannibal in his face.]]
* One of Mad King Thorn's jokes from ''VideoGame/GuildWars'' Halloween events follows the Vaudeville "BananaInMyEar" joke, only with a pumpkin on his head.
* Mad Marty, the old laundryman from ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland2LeChucksRevenge''. Eventually, when the exasperated protagonist yells at him, he says: "You don't have to shout. I'm not deaf."
* When Rinnosuke attempts to talk to [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Marisa]] about her estranged father in a chapter of ''Curiosities and Lotus Asia'', she invokes the trope. It's unclear whether she's merely ignoring his request to talk about Mr. Kirisame or using the multitude of very loud cicadas outside to dodge the subject.
* Polly, the elderly hotel owner from ''VideoGame/DeadlyPremonition'', creates many examples of the third type. It doesn't help that she insists on sitting on the opposite end of a large, long table when eating with York.
-->'''York:''' Polly, it might help you to hear better if you could sit a little closer.
-->'''Polly:''' Oh my, Mr. Morgan. You're embarrassing me. So early in the day, too! I think I'm a little too old for you.

[[folder: WebAnimation]]
* ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'':
** Shay Van Buren is prone to of this due to the fact that she's deaf in her right ear after being hit there by a hacky sack in the Third Grade. To the point where it almost seems like "What?" is her {{Catchphrase}}.
** Poor Trisha can't even bend her arms (90s doll joke, don't ask.), so when her mom calls her, Trisha can barely hear her because the phone [[RealityEnsues is so high above]] her head.
* In Episode 17 of ''WebAnimation/DrHavocsDiary'', everybody goes half-deaf after Brock fires his gun inside of the submarine, [[RealityEnsues which had triggered a loud, high-pitched ringing.]]
-->'''Brock:''' Ah, shit! Uh, my bad, my bad everyone! My silencer wasn't on! Sorry guys.\\
'''Dr. Havoc:''' Aagh... God, I think my eardrums are bleeding.\\
'''Brock:''' ''What?''\\
'''Dr. Havoc:''' Ugh, shut up! God, just shut up!\\
'''Brock:''' That's right, everybody put your hands up!\\
'''Henchman Kyle:''' What? What did he say?\\
'''Henchman Steve:''' What did Kyle just say?\\
'''Henchman Kyle:''' What did Steve just say?\\
'''Henchman Steve:''' I can't hear anything!\\
'''Henchman Kyle:''' What?\\
'''Henchman Steve:''' Huh?\\
'''Henchman Kyle:''' Who said that?\\
'''Dr. Havoc:''' Stop. Yelling.\\
'''Brock:''' WHAT?

[[folder: Webcomics]]
* [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/08/14/mind-your-nanners/ This]] ''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'' strip plays with the "banana in your ear" version.
* The "banana" gag gets deconstructed in [[http://www.arthurkingoftimeandspace.com/0974.htm this]] ''Webcomic/ArthurKingOfTimeAndSpace'' strip.
* From ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Peachi]]'''s VideoGame/MetalGearSolid comic, this happens when Liquid is in a helicopter:
-->'''Snake''': Who are you? And why do you sound like Master Miller with an awful British accent?
-->'''Liquid''': WHAT?
-->'''Snake''': I SAID-
* ''WebComics/QuestionableContent 2114'': The Artificial Intelligence running the space station is annoyed at the government presence requiring a security check after the AI has already cleared Hannelore, Marten, and Marigold.
--> '''Lieutenant Potter:''' [furiously] God Damn it, Station!\\
'''Station:''' I'm sorry. I can't hear you. Lots of solar interference all of a sudden.
* ''Webcomic/TailsGetsTrolled'': A running gag is that Rob "The Guy With No Ears" is told massive amounts of expository dump but can't hear because...he has no ears.
* Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' has this example, thanks to Dave's "ironic" love of terrible gear, in this case a two-way radio shaped like a puppet's rear end:
-->'''TEREZI:''' [=D4V3=]
-->'''TEREZI:''' 4R3 YOU [=T4LK1NG=] THROUGH [=TH3=] [=L1TTL3=] [=FO4M=] 4SS [=4G41N=]
-->'''DAVE:''' what was that
-->'''DAVE:''' im having trouble hearing you through the little foam ass
-->'''DAVE:''' hold on lemme smoosh my ear up against it

[[folder: Web Original]]
* In ''WebVideo/LilyFever'', Serang has an ImagineSpot where she's a senior. She talks to a young woman at the park, but gets offended by a misunderstanding and beats the girl up. It turns out [[ObfuscatingDisability she was faking]] [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior being hard of hearing]].

[[folder: Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
** Season 2: "Return to Omashu" has this exchange:
--> '''Aang:''' Just like old times, eh, Bumi?
--> '''Bumi:''' Aang! I need to talk to you!
--> '''Aang:''' It's good to see you too!
** Season 3: Katara attempts to get Aang to talk about taking on the Fire Lord while the latter is on his glider.
--> '''Aang:''' What? I...can't...hear...you! The wind is too loud in my ears! Check out this loop!
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' did a pep rally at a school for the deaf which became this very fast.
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' episode "The Idiot Box" [[PlayingWithATrope plays with]] the trope.
--> '''Spongebob:''' We want to keep our voices down so we don't cause an avalanche.
--> '''Patrick:''' What?
--> '''Spongebob:''' We should keep our voices down so we don't cause an avalanche!
--> '''Patrick:''' What should we keep down?
--> '''Spongebob:''' [shouting] OUR VOICES!
--> ''[avalanche sounds plus Spongebob and Patrick screaming in terror emit from their cardboard box]''
** In another episode, Squidward is repeatedly insulted by the voiceover narrator when making the Krusty Krab employee orientation video, and asks whether he's being paid extra for the scenes. Mr. Krabs responds with the trope name.
** And of course, OnceAnEpisode...
--> [[TalkLikeAPirate Arrr ya ready kids?]]\\
Aye-aye, captain!\\
I can't heeeear you!\\
Ooooooooh.... [[EarWorm Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?]]
* ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard'':
--> '''Pig:''' These earplugs are great!
--> '''Otis:''' What?
--> '''Pig:''' These earplugs are GREAT!
--> '''Otis:''' No, I won't marry your grandmother!
--> '''Abby:''' What?
--> '''Otis:''' I said I won't marry Pig's grandmother!
--> '''Abby:''' Thanks, I used a new shampoo!
--> '''Peck:''' I also enjoy monkeys!
* There's a scene in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' where Dib and Zim are yelling at each other across a street, but the animators didn't put in any traffic, so it really comes off more as Zim being hard of hearing. So...um...PlayedWith, I guess. Yeah.
* Comes up twice in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode "Applebuck Season." Due to overworking, Applejack bonks her head on a tree branch, leaving her ears ringing, so when Twilight Sparkle comes over talk to her, it takes a few tries before she actually hears what the other pony says:
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Applejack, can we talk?\\
'''Applejack''': Can bees squawk? I don't think so.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle''': No, "can we talk."\\
'''Applejack''': Twenty stalks? Bean or celery?\\
'''Twilight Sparkle''': NO! I need to talk to you!\\
'''Applejack''': You need to walk to the zoo? Well, who's stopping you?\\
'''Twilight Sparkle''': *louder* I need to talk to you!\\
'''Applejack''': Oh. Well, why didn't you say so? Whatchoo wanna talk about?
** A few scenes later, she and Pinkie Pie attempt to bake some muffins, but her sleep-deprivation muddles what Pinkie says in a similar fashion, and what they end up with [[LethalChef gives half the town food poisoning]].
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/AngelinaBallerina: The Next Steps'', Angelina's neighbor comes over to complain to her father that she can't sleep because the music that's being played for a party is too loud. Her father replies that he can't hear her - the music is too loud.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/MyLifeAsATeenageRobot'' ("Speak No Evil"), Jenny loses her English language software disc and defaults to Japanese. She tries talking/playing charades with Dr. Wakeman to explain the problem.
-->'''Dr. Wakeman:''' How am I supposed to understand you if you won't speak a word of English?
* From the ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' episode "The Cool Jerk", Arnold can't hear local greaser Frankie G. over the sound of Frankie's motorcycle.
-->'''Frankie:''' I said I like you, kid! You got potential!\\
'''Arnold:''' You want my pencil?!
* This is done in "Today's the Day!" on ''Literature/HarryAndHisBucketFullOfDinosaurs'' when a jackhammer disturbs Harry's violin practice and Taury asks him how he's going to practice with all the noise.
* This is used in "The Slumber Party" in the PBS series of ''Literature/TheBerenstainBears'' when Too Tall plays a loud boombox at Lizzie's slumber party. The babysitter tells him to turn it down, but he tells her that he can't hear her because the music's too loud.
* On ''WesternAnimation/WallyKazam'', Wally and Gina do this in "The Switching Stone" when Bobgoblin is transformed into Biggoblin by the power of the switching stone and stomps around making a lot of noise.
* This is done on ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues'' on the episode "Nature!" between Steve and the voice of the kid used to represent the viewer when the viewer discovers a waterfall and tries to point it out to Steve, but he says that he can't hear because there's a loud waterfall. Also, it's a fairly common RunningGag on the series for either Steve or Joe to mishear when the voice says "A clue!"
* In "Toot & Puddle's Camp Out" from ''WesternAnimation/TootAndPuddle'', as the two title characters are searching for their perfect campout spot, a strong wind kicks up. Puddle tells Toot that "It's too windy here," but Toot replies that he can't hear him because it's too windy. The wind then catches his backpack and blows into a bush.
* "I Want My Voice Back" from the animated series of ''Literature/LittlePrincess'' has the unusual obstruction variant with the royal chef, who had put stalks of broccoli in his ears so that he wouldn't have to listen to Little Princess's constant shouting.
* In ''WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry'' episode "Cranky's Tickle Tonic", Funky is flying Cranky to the White Mountains. However, the plane engine is so loud that Cranky's instructions can't be heard. Funky's solution is to turn the engine off, and the plane plummets.
* In the ''U.S. Acres'' portion of one episode of ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'', Roy puts on a CD of rooster crows so he doesn't have to do the crowing himself, and puts earmuffs on so he can sleep. The continued crowing prompts Orson to go check it out. After a bit of watching Wade go through a MattressTagGag, this trope plays out for Orson and Roy over both the earmuffs and the stereo.
* In "Clifford's Field Trip" from ''[[Literature/CliffordTheBigRedDog Clifford's Puppy Days]]'', the group encounters a group of noisy birds during a trip to a rainforest exhibit.
-->'''Emily Elizabeth''': These birds sure are loud.
-->'''Shun''': (''holding his hand to his ear'') Sorry. Can't hear ya'. These birds are too loud. (''Clifford barks from inside Emily Elizabeth's backpack.'')
-->'''Emily Elizabeth''': Did you hear that? It sounded like a dog!
-->'''Shun''': A frog?!
* On ''WesternAnimation/HenryHugglemonster'', this is a regular RunningGag with Captain Hollander, who operates the airship.
-->'''Henry''': (''[[FourthWallObserver addressing the viewer]]'') This really is the most roarsome day ever.
-->'''Hollander''': What's that? Pull the lever? Okay! (''drops pizzas from his airship'')
* In "It's OK To Talk With Your Hands" on ''WesternAnimation/ToddWorld'', Todd and Pickle are in the lost sock room of the town sock wash looking for octopus socks for a scavenger hunt. It's very noisy and Pickle can't understand Todd, so Todd eventually gives up and says that he's just going to look for the octopus socks.
-->'''Pickle''': I can't hear you! I'm just going to look for the octopus socks!
* ''WesternAnimation/SpecialAgentOso'' has a RunningGag of Whirlybird the helicopter comically mishearing Oso, causing him to drop him.
-->'''Oso''': Now we're really flying!
-->'''Whirlybird''': What's that?! You say you want to be really flying?! Okay! (''drops Oso'')