->'''Steve''': Heheh, I'm totally nekkid in here an' you're talkin' to me.\\
'''Marten''': I'm only here to make sure you don't pass out and crack your skull in the tub. Now shut the damn door before I catch a glimpse of [[Music/StevieWonder Little Stevie Wonder]].\\
'''Steve''': Naw man, that ain't his name. I call 'im Lil' Steve Ray Vaughn!
-->-- [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=477 Questionable Content]]

[[ICallItVera Why should army men be the only ones to name their weapons?]]

Some guys get a kick out of naming their penis. The female equivalent (genitalia or breasts) is rarer, but not unheard of; a woman referring to her own breasts as "the girls" seems to be fairly common. The names themselves vary; sometimes it's their own name with 'Little' in front of it, sometimes it's something meaningful, like a reminder of a particular night, and sometimes it's just plain for fun. In real life, though [[TooMuchInformation sharing is rarely done with those capable of caring]].

What these examples tend not to mention is why a man would voluntarily use the word 'little' in the description of his penis. It seems to be a form of anthropomorphism, in which the penis is thought of as a person (who, obviously, is littler than the real person who gave the penis its name[[GagPenis ...Or Is It]])?

Arguably, the trope namer is Robin Williams who appears to have introduced the phrase "shaking hands with Mr. Happy" way back in 1979.

See MeetMyGoodFriendsLeftyAndRighty for those who name the non-intimate parts of their body. Also see UnusualEuphemism.

Has nothing to do with [[Literature/MrMen the character literally]] [[WesternAnimation/TheMrMenShow named "Mr. Happy"]].


* In ''Manga/SoulEater'', when Black Star sees Crona has three swords [[spoiler:for his three arms]], he claims he does as well: his ninja sword (Tsubaki's current form), his hand, and his "ultimate man weapon". Black Star then asks if [[AmbiguousGender Crona]] also has one of those, prompting [[{{Jerkass}} Ragnarok]] to once again attempt to pull Crona's robe up.
** Earlier in the story, when Black Star challenges Patty to a sparring match, Black Star decides to "make it fair for her" by having Tsubaki tie his hands behind his back. Patty, [[CombatPragmatist seeing that he's distracted, decides to kick him in the nuts]]. He immediately collapses, and begs Kim to use her healing magic on "Little Black Star".
* [[Manga/OtogiNoMachiNoRena Jirou's]] Piko-Piko Meter, describing his gauge for prurience.
* ''[[Manga/CrayonShinChan Shin Chan]]'' calls his "Mr. Elephant."
* ''[[Manga/EdenOfTheEast Eden Of The East]]'' almost always has it's characters refer to penises as "Johnnies."

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Invoked in one issue of ''ComicBook/QuantumAndWoody'', as a female character is trying on a skin-tight body suit created by Quantum for his unrequited love interest.
-->"Makes me wonder who he designed it for, though — 36C seems a little optimistic, yes? ...And I'm just a tad weirded out about the amount of ''thought'' the man gave to the antibacterial microweave nestling Miss Kitty..."
* The story about [[ComicBook/WilqSuperbohater Wilq]] dating and eventually falling in love with Słaby Wielbłąd is appropriately titled ''The Love Rapier''.

* ''Series/TheWestWing'' fanfic ''The Joshua Monologues'' names Josh Lyman's penis "Spongebob." Donna Moss gets the corresponding "Squarepants."
* Edward Cullen's "mancarrot" (which may actually be a less horrible term than "throbbing lavender man-fruit thing", another description from the same fic) from ''Fanfic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen''.
* The FF.Net ''Series/{{CSI}}'' fanfic "What if Our [=CSIs=] Were On Facebook?" by Simply Laura has a general nickname of "tarantula" (long story) and Grissom's is Stevie to differentiate it from his actual tarantula.
* ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia''
** There a fic where England claims that France has named his. France doesn't deny it.
-->“The Cold War was a conflict of ideologies!” America shouted. “Ideologies! [[EuropeansAreKinky Why are Europeans so sick?]]”
-->“Most of us manage to discuss ideologies with our trousers on,” France said.
-->“This from the man who refers to his todger as the Norman Invasion,” commented England, somewhat muffled by the hand that still veiled his face.
-->“Only because they both left such a profound impact on your culture, you inbred little savage.”
** And since different parts of their bodies represent different areas of their nation, it's pretty common for names of areas or famous buildings to be used in this way. Florida, Big Ben, and the Eiffel Tower have all been used on more than one occasion.
* ''FanFic/JoBekkeAtHugwrts'' has 'Little Darryl', a [[ArtisticLicenseBiology talking penis.]]
* In ''FanFic/TomorrowsDoom'', Aiko calls her breasts "Masa" and "Mune".
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7049068/11/Beginning-to-Question Beginning to Question]]'' "Little Harry" is rechristened "Harry Jr." by Hermione and her co-wives. Also, Hermione's mother mentions that one of Hermione's father's fellow servicemen called his "Hot Rod" because he drove it fast and wild.
* In ''Fanfic/CadenceInAMinor'', during foreplay with Princess Cadence, Shining Armor notes that "The Prince" has awoken. In another part of the story, he calls it "Little Shiny".
* From the ''Equestria Girls'' fan fic ''[[http://www.mythrilmoth.net/cracks.html Cracks]]'', we get this bit of dialogue when the girls learn that convicted serial anal rapist Ben Dover has escaped prison.
-->"Oh, I do hope he doesn't return to Canterlot," Rarity moaned. "I just know he'll go after my precious powdered sugar donut!"
-->The other girls slooooooooowly turned to '''stare''' at Rarity.
-->"Thanks for that, Rarity," Sunset Shimmer said dryly. "I could've gone my whole life without knowing your pet name for your anus."
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11669575/37/For-Love-of-Magic For Love of Magic]]'', Harry's penis is given a nickname by Luna Lovegood: "Pokey the Impregnator."
* ''Fanfic/{{Domoverse}}'': From [[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/whateley-independent-fiction/638-domoviye For Master]] when Sam is delivering a GroinAttack:
--> As Bobby went to kick me again, I grabbed his foot in one hand, rocking slightly. My fingers probably felt like a vice through the cheap runners. Standing up, his foot came with me, a quick jerk had him on his back, his head thumped down on the hard floor painfully. I winced in sympathy, but didn't let go.
--> While he was momentarily stunned, I knelt down, one knee on his stomach, the other one putting just a bit of pressure on his crotch.
--> He rocked uselessly trying to free himself. Getting bored of the fight, and wanting to see if I could salvage my nose, I put some weight onto his balls, he gasped in pain. “I can hurt you a lot more, now are you going to stop fighting?”
--> Bobby spent another thirty seconds cursing and swearing, so I had to put more weight on his Mr. Happy, he smartened up and went limp.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4515070/1/Big-Trouble-in-Old-England Big Trouble in Old England]]'' Su Li refers to her vagina as her "black cat."
* In the ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ParodyFic "[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/12673773 Software Error]]", Chakotay refers to his alternately as the Hyperspanner of Heaven, Great Totem Pole of the Equator, and Angry Warrior of Love (The Terror of Cardassia).
-->Not even the Obsidian Order's best agent, Seska, had been able to defeat this mighty weapon of the Maquis.


* In ''Film/WereTheMillers'', Edie Fitzgerald refers to her vibrator as Joe Morgan.
* In ''Film/TheAdventuresOfFordFairlane'', the protagonist refers to his as "Stanley".
-->'''Ford:''': Like the commercial; Stanley - The Power Drill!
* Brian Fantana in ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' has a name for his penis. It's called "the Octagon". He's also nicknamed his testicles: his left one is "James Westfall" and his right one is "Dr. Kenneth Noisewater." You ladies play your cards right... you just might get to meet the whole gang.
* In ''Film/{{Bluebeard}}'' (1972, starring Richard Burton), Erika (Nathalie Delon) introduces her breasts as Jasmine and Cyclamen.
* Early in the movie ''Film/ChaosTheory'', there is a competition to see who has the best name for their penis. Two of the names are "Master of the Universe, Defender of our Galaxy" and "Truth".
* In ''Film/{{Duplex}}'', Alex's is called "Mr. Peabody" and thanks to a mistake by his wife, everybody including his mother knows this.
* In the movie ''Film/HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days'' this is hilariously subverted by having the ''girlfriend'' naming her boyfriend's penis "Princess Sophia". He complains by saying that, if she has to name his parts, it should be a more masculine name, "something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!"
* ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife'' does a song of which the sole purpose is getting as many of these as possible in one minute.
* In ''Film/MyFellowAmericans'', we learn in a bathroom scene that the two ex-presidents (Russell P. Kramer and Matt Douglas) have named theirs "The First Penis" and "Blinky", respectively.
* In the movie ''Film/NorthDallasForty'', the football player portrayed by Mac Davis refers to his as "John Henry."
* The 1971 British comedy ''Film/{{Percy}}'' involves a young man who loses his penis in an accident and receives a different one via transplant. He gives his new organ the title name.
* In ''Film/{{Poseidon}}'', Emmy Rossum's character refers to her breasts as "the twins."
* In the movie ''Film/ShanghaiNoon'' Owen Wilson's character Roy O'Bannon calls his penis "Little Roy".
* In ''Film/ShriekIfYouKnowWhatIDidLastFridayTheThirteenth'', Doughy refers to his penis as "Thor's Hammer." He mistakenly believes that the Big Dipper is this for the constellation Orion.
* When asked in health class to give examples of slang terms for the male erection, Jonathon Moxon of ''Film/VarsityBlues'' reels off [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlpUwD3c8k0#t=60s a list]], some of which include naming member itself, including "Tall Tommy," "Mr. Morbis" and "Mr. Mushroomhead."
* In ''Film/WithoutAPaddle'', the other characters refer to Dan's penis as Jabba, as in [[Franchise/StarWars Jabba the Hutt]].
* ''Boa vs Python'' Two teenagers are making out in a car, and the guy tells the girl to "let Lester take over".
* In the film ''Film/{{PCU}}'', the following exchange happens:
--> '''Droz''': Droz: Hi, is Sam in there?
--> '''Womynist #1''': "In there"? What the hell's that supposed to mean?
--> '''Womynist #2''': Yeah, cock-man-oppressor!
--> '''Droz''': Why, thank you. Could you just tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by?
--> '''Womynist #1''': (to Sam, angrily) You participated in a ''phallus-naming ceremony''?
* ''Film/{{Axeman}}'': Randy calls his penis "Peter Meter."
* ''Film/AustinPowers'':
** Austin Powers calls his Wedding tackle, meat and two veg, lads, undercarriage.
** Fat Bastard calls his "Willy/willie", "Mommy-Daddy Button" and "Nuts".
** Dr Evil named his left gonad “ Piss” and his right “ Vinnegar” but when hit he uses the common slang “ balls.”
** Goldmember calls his Winkie
* In ''Film/{{TheLoveGuru}}'' Pitka calls his testicles the common slang “ balls.” Coach Cherkoff calls his scrotum his “ dink-bag”

* A man walks into a bar and [[GayBarReveal realizes a couple steps in that it's a gay bar]]. He's too thirsty to leave so he decides to stick around. The waiter walks up to him and says "What's the name of your penis?"\\
"Hey look, I'm not into any of that stuff. I just want a drink."\\
"I'm sorry, but I can't serve you unless you tell me the name of your penis. For example, mine is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just do it.' The guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers because it really satisfies." The customer looks dumbfounded so the waiter says he'll give him a minute to think about it and walks off.\\
The customer asks the man to the left of him "What's the name of your penis?"\\
"Timex, because it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"\\
He turns to the man on his right and says "And what's the name of yours?"\\
"Ford, because quality is job one."\\
The customer thinks for a minute then says to the waiter "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."\\
"Secret? Why Secret?"\\
"Because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
* Did you hear the one about the Mexican with two penises? He named the left one "José" and the right one "Hose B."

* Creator/RobertAntonWilson likes this one; a character from ''Literature/{{Illuminatus}}'' calls his Polyphemus because it has one eye, rhymes with penis and is a giant, while Wildeblood from ''Schrodinger's Cat'' calls his Ulysses because it had a tendency to invade dark, forbidden spaces.
* The female variant is seen in ''Literature/TheIronDragonsDaughter''. In fact, the female characters hold [[SexAsRiteOfPassage naming ceremonies]] for their vaginas. The main character's is "Little Jane". Boys have names for their bits as well, but its never mentioned if they have a similar ceremony.
* Who can forget Creator/JudyBlume's ''Forever''? "Katherine... I'd like you to meet Ralph."
* In ''Literature/LadyChatterleysLover'' by D. H. Lawrence, the two protagonists (Lady Constance Chatterley and Oliver Mellors) call their private parts "Lady Jane" and "John Thomas", respectively.
* In ''Literature/TheFrogKing'' Evie refers to her nether regions as 'the Jiffy Lube'.
* One of the villains in ''Brothers,'' William Goldman's weird sequel to ''Marathon Man'', calls his penis "The Envy of All Mankind," which should give you some idea of both his attitude and the book's writing.
* OlderThanPrint: In "The Porter and the Three Ladies of Baghdad" (one of the stories of ''Literature/ArabianNights''), the ladies refer to their genitals as "the basil of the bridges", "the husked sesame", and "the Khan of Abu Mansur", and so the porter calls his privates "mule Burst all", because it eats the two former items and spends the night in the latter.
* In one of the ''Literature/{{Outlander}}'' books, Brianna is [[RapeAsDrama accosted and raped]] by Stephen Bonnet, who calls his Le Roi, French for "The King".
* In ''Literature/AmericanPsycho'', a private investigator asks Bateman about Paul Owen (whom Bateman actually murdered). He thinks to himself: "How could I describe Paul Owen to this guy? Boasting, arrogant, cheerful dickhead who constantly weaseled his way out of checks at Nell's? That I'm heir to the unfortunate information that his penis had a name and that name was ''Michael''?"
* In the YA series ''Drama!'', a well-endowed female character refers to her breasts as "the girls".
* "Still Life with Boobs" by Anne Harris: a short story about people whose body parts run away and have fun without them, including a woman's breasts named George and Gracie and a man's penis named Frank.
* Sue Limb's YA book series, starting with ''Girl, 15, Charming But Insane'': Meet Jess Jordan, our 15-year-old heroine, [[ACupAngst and her small breasts,]] nicknamed Film/BonnieAndClyde.
* In ''Literature/TippingTheVelvet'', Diana Lethaby calls her dildo Monsieur.
* In ''Doing It'', by Melvin Burgess, one of the boys calls his "Mr. Knobby Knobster."
* Larry Underwood called his "Mr.Sparky" in his internal thoughts in one chapter of ''Literature/TheStand''.
* In Creator/CatherineAnderson's ''Perfect Timing'', Harrigan stepmother Dee called her vibrator "Mr. Purple". Ceara later buys one called "Mr. Midas" for [[CasualKink use in the bedroom with Quincy]].
** Joseph Paxton in ''Summer Breeze'' refers to his penis as "Old Glory" several times throughout the book, both mentally and vocally.
* Averted in Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey. Christian says he wants Ana to be "on first-name terms" with his "favourite body part", but he never actually mentions what he calls it.
* In the Literature/JohnRain series, FriendlySniper Dox has what one of his many girlfriends dubbed "[[BiggusDickus Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster]]".

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/DharmaAndGreg'': While on a VisionQuest, Dharma tells Jane that Greg named her breasts Lyle and Erik, "because they're a couple of killers".
* ''Series/TheWayansBros'': A famous art critic walks into the Neidermeyer Building (where Shawn, Marlon, and Pops work) as Marlon is painting. Apparently impressed with his art, she asks him "What do you call your piece?" His response? "Mister Happy." [[note]]He wasn't referring to the painting[[/note]]
* On ''Series/MockTheWeek'', an answer to an unknown question was. 'Serious, Risky and Heroic'. Russell Howard chimes up with the question 'What are the nicknames of my cock and two balls?'. David Mitchell (comedian, not the writer) says that Heroic should be the cock, and Frankie Boyle questions how Risky got in there in the first place.
* J.D. from ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' is scared of somebody else doing this to his, after an ex called his "Little Buddy", although he and others have referred to it as on occasion as "Little J.D." He already has a name for it, "Mr. Peeps", complete with British accent. Carla and Elliot both name their vagina after an art teacher (Miss Priscilla and Mr Hoober respectively). Laverne's breasts are named [[Creator/ParisHilton Paris and Nicky]].
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': Joey Tribbiani calls his the Little General. He used to call it the Little Major, but he claims that "after Denise [=DeMarco=] [he] had to promote it".
* In the Brazilian comedy ''SaiDeBaixo'', which all Brazilian tropers in this site must remember, there was a character who nicknamed his manhood "Bill Clinton". It was the nineties.
* Patrick from ''Series/{{Coupling}}'' calls his "Jr. Patrick" or "Partner".
* Sally from ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'' named her breasts Veronique and Cindy.
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
** When Barney has Lily paint a nude portrait of him, he complains that she left out "Little Barney, Barnacle Jr, my Barnana, my Barnito Supremo!"
** The female equivalent appears in a different episode, where a drunk girl offers everyone to name her breasts. Barney's suggestion is "Hannity and Colmes".
* ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''
** One episode has the main characters, and one MauveShirt, compare names for theirs.
** In the episode "You Know What's The Lollipop's For", Missi (Music/MileyCyrus) calls her breasts "[[Creator/KimKardashian Kim]] [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians and Khloe]]".
* Gaz Wilkinson of ''Series/TwoPintsOfLagerAndAPacketOfCrisps'' names his "Mr. Nudge".
* Nathan of ''Series/SugarRush'' names his "Mr. Perky" in one episode.
* On ''Series/That70sShow'', Eric finds out Donna calls her breasts "The Twins".
-->'''Kelso''': Hey guys, guess which part of my body I nicknamed "Music/PinkFloyd".
* In an episode of ''Series/DesperateHousewives'', Tom refers to Lynette's (now bigger, thanks to her pregnancy) boobs as "The Supremes", and his genitalia as "Benny and the Jets".
* Captain Jack of ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'' refers to his as "the captain and his two lieutenants."
* On ''Series/SexAndTheCity'', Trey and Charlotte were having problems in bed, and their therapist suggested that they name their genitals so they could talk about it. Charlotte named hers "Rebecca" and Trey named his "Schooner".
* Referenced/parodied in an episode of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'':
-->'''Blanche:''' My doctor wants to put a pacemaker in me!
-->'''Sophia:''' Everybody's got a nickname for it!
* On ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', Lois Lane walks in on Clark Kent taking a shower. Clark protests, but she says she's already seen "Clark Junior" before, so what's the big deal?
* On ''Series/MurphyBrown'', Corky calls her breasts [[Film/TheParentTrap Susan and Sharon]]. Murphy later refers to hers as [[Film/AllThePresidentsMen Woodward and Bernstein]].
* In ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'', Al calls Peggy's breasts "the guys." Peggy calls them "the girls".
* One female contestant on ''{{Elimidate}}'' claimed that she'd win the man because she has "the Big Dogs".
* On ''Series/WillAndGrace'', Karen referred to her breasts as "license" and "registration" while flashing a cop who pulled her over. Then she made them talk.
* On ''Series/PartyOfFive'' Julia (Neve Campbell) overhears that Sarah (Jennifer Love Hewitt) named her breast. Later Julia tells Sarah that she has spilled ice cream on Thelma, "or is that one Louise"
* In ''Series/GreenWing'', Alan calls Joanna's vagina "the growler".
* On ''Series/{{Skins}}'', Tony (and then Sid) refers to Sid's cock as Mr. Happy.
* Bobby from ''Series/CougarTown'' call his penis "Little Travis". Which, not incidentally, is also his son's name.
--> '''Bobby''': I call all my favorite things Travis.
-->'''Travis''': That's... oddly flattering.
* Danny on ''Series/LasVegas'' refers to Delinda's breasts as "the Twins". It's unclear if it's him or her that gave them that name.
* On ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'', Oswald nicknamed his genitals "the Olsen twins".
* ''Series/NewGirl'',
** On the Valentine's Day episode, Jess is determined to have a one-night stand. She tells Cece, "Tonight's all about what Little Jess wants."
** Schmidt, meanwhile, refers to his organ as "Hector J".
** And let's not forget (as shown in "Fancyman, Part 2") Harold and Kumar, alias Cece's breasts.
* After hearing Anthony Weiner make the claim that he "could not say with certitude" whether or not the person in the infamous pictures was him, Jon Stewart joked that "Certitude" might just be a nickname.
* Lanie on ''Series/{{Castle}}'' has made multiple mentions of "The Girls."
* In the Creator/ComedyCentral {{Roast}} of Pamela Anderson, she finished her section and the show by thanking her best and more helpful friends she had on her career: [[GagBoobs Poncho and Lefty]]
* During an appearance on ''The Creator/EllenDeGeneres Show'', Creator/SteveHarvey referred to his penis as "Russell". Ellen did a double take to the camera.
* When appearing on ''Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert'', Creator/SarahSilverman said that she made a joke on Twitter about his boyfriend naming his penis "The Great Christine Baranski", only for the media to think that she was serious, and her real boyfriend, Creator/MichaelSheen actually calls his penis that.
* Mark from ''Series/PeepShow'' calls his member "Captain Corrigan". ("Captain Corrigan is standing to attention.")
* Rebecca from ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend'' calls her breasts "Bonnie" and "Clyde." Also, her ovaries are apparently named "Hustle" and "Flow."

* A capella group The Bobs have a song entitled "She Made Me Name You Earl," which is two minutes and fifty-eight seconds of nothing but this trope.
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic has a song titled [[RippedFromTheHeadlines "Headline News"]] where he recounts the Lorena Bobbitt story: a man who made his wife very angry and woke up the next morning to find that "Mister Happy was missing."
-->"He couldn't quite explain it/ It had always just been there..."
* A Tom Green song "Pet Names For Genitalia" ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0l09K0-4fs here]]) lists many examples of this trope to the tune of [[WeDidntStartTheBillyJoelParodies "We Didn't Start The Fire"]].
* Creator/AdamSandler has a recurring skit on his ''Stan & Judy's Kid'' album about a guy whose names for his penis always turn women off in the heat of the moment. Among those names are "tallywacker," "jimma-jamma" and "pud"
* The Music/{{XTC}} song "Pink Thing" about a guy who is obsessed with something he calls "Pink Thing"
--> Anytime you rise, I'm here,
-->And I'm crazy for you pink thing.
-->You make me want to laugh,
-->You make me want to cry,
-->When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
-->Pink thing.

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* Wrestling/TheRock has "The People's Strudel".
* Wrestling/DGenerationX once spied on Wrestling/VinceMcMahon using security cameras. Vince calls his Wrestling/AndreTheGiant!
* Wrestling/TripleH used to call his "the big bazooka" and "my soldier that stands at attention", mainly to irritate then-Commissioner Sgt. Slaughter.
* Wrestling/RicFlair calls his penis "Space Mountain", because "[[DirtyOldMan it's the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line."]]

* Female example: On ''Radio/TheJohnBoyAndBillyBigShow'', the guys started referring to Assistant Producer Jackie Curry-Lynch's breasts as "the twins" after she got implants.
* On the ''Radio/MartinMolloy'' radio show, the character Haughty Mick referred to his penis as 'Yul Brynner'.
* On ''Radio/TheNowShow'' Jon Holmes admitted that his wife calls his 'Little Jonathan'.

* Creator/TeamStarkid gives us Miss Cooter, Dick, Weenie, Big , Flopsy and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Old Snatch]] from ''Theatre/MeAndMyDick''.
** And, from ''Theatre/AVeryPotterSequel'', "Who's Big D?" ''enter Dumbledore'' "In case you were wondering, the D stands for my wiener"
* ''Theatre/TheVaginaMonologues'' has a monologue about the healing experience of holding a naming ceremony for the female speaker's genitals - renaming it from "Itsy-Bitsy" to "Vulva." Admittedly the latter is the correct medical term, but the ceremony and sensuality she attributed to it make it an example of this trope.
* One of the guests in Lippa's ''Literature/TheWildParty'' is quick to correct his hooker Dolores about the proper name for his penis.
-->'''Dolores:''' It's called ''Good Heavens!''\\
'''Man:''' Dolores, I'm a very, very busy producer.\\
'''Dolores:''' You gotta give 'em a chance!\\
'''Man:''' Well, can they write a tune? Can they inspire a nation? Y'know, "c'mon kid, c'mon kid, Alexander's Ragtime Band..." Now there's a great tune for ya. Can they touch [[Music/IrvingBerlin Irving?]]\\
'''Dolores:''' ''[putting her hand on his crotch]'' I can touch Irving.\\
'''Man:''' ...His name's George.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* A bar-girl in the enhanced GBA port of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' calls her "twins" Humpty and Dumpty. This was {{Bowdlerise}}d in earlier localizations of the game.
* In ''VideoGame/SilentHillShatteredMemories'', Dahlia claims that Harry nicknamed her breasts "Sid and Nancy".
* [[VideoGame/SengokuRance Rance]] calls his... the "Hyper Weapon". He sings about it in an occasion.
* It took until his fifth game to learn what VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry calls his equipment, but it was worth waiting for: Bucephalus.
* In the ''[[InGameNovel 36 Lessons of Vivec]]'', from ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind'', [[PhysicalGod Tribunal deity]] Vivec refers to his penis as a spear named MUATRA. He uses it to kill his own monster children (conceived after having sex with the [[OurGodsAreDifferent Daedric Prince]] of [[GodOfEvil Rape and Domination]], Molag Bal) and to have sex with fellow PhysicalGod Almalexia.
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', apparently Joker nicknamed his *ahem* "joystick" "Admiral Winky".
* In ''VideoGame/{{Deadpool}}'', after Rogue absorbs Deadpool's powers, she quips that "the girls" are perkier than ever, while feeling herself up.

* Bud, in ''Webcomic/NineteenSeventySevenTheComic'', really ''does'' call his "Mr Happy".
* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Roy calls his The Trouser Titan. Everyone is amused to find this out. Like many tropes, this is lampshaded.
-->'''Roy:''' There is no way I'm saying goodbye to the Trouser Titan just so I can fool some lame-ass assassins.\\
'''Elan:''' ...You call it the "Trouser Titan"?\\
'''Roy:''' NOT THE POINT!

-->'''Belkar:''' Hey Sweet Thing, wanna hold my Rod of Lordly Might?
* ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'':
** Steve, as quoted above, calls his Steve Ray Vaughn.
** Faye, meanwhile, calls her left boob, which is a bit saggier than the right, the Underachiever.
* In the webcomic ''[[http://mikelehqpics.livejournal.com/5004.html Don't Forget to Validate Your Parking]]'', Mike's agent suggests that he become a stripper, using the name format something demonic -- penis name. In case you're wondering, Mike's is "Left Eye Lou" (after CNN pundit Lou Dobbs) and his agent's is "The Summer Tentpole".
* [[Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky David Walkerton]] calls his "Li'l Walky".
* In ''Webcomic/QueenOfWands'', it's mentioned that Felix's Penis is named Mr. Winky... after he asked his wife Shannon why she called all the zombies she was [[http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20020913.html shooting]] in a game after it.
* [[Webcomic/{{Achewood}} Roast Beef]] calls his {{Dracula}}.
-->'''Ray:''' "Can I still call my junk my 'rad chilies'?"
* [[Webcomic/ElGoonishShive Ellen]] [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-08-02 has been known to]] refer to her chest as "[[{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}} the Wonder Twins]]".
* In ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'', Zexion named his penis "The Torrent". Axel named his Jack the Ripper. He also named his testicles Slashy and Stabby.
* [[Webcomic/PennyArcade Gabe's]] [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/3/14/ penis]] [[IHaveManyNames has many names]].
-->"Right in the Mean Bean Machine!"
* Robin [=DeSanto=] in ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'' refers to her breasts as 'Team Robin'.
* Right after [[Webcomic/{{Building 12}} Shane's]] SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome (convincing a bunch of aliens that the squishy things on one of the "boys"' chests were bags of ''nitroglycerin'', thereby getting the aliens to release them for fear of being suicide-bombed), Alex (the girl in question) says, "Hey, give a little credit to Thelma and Louise here!" as the others are congratulating Shane.
* It was a running joke for awhile in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' that Gwynn's repeated references to her "monkeys" were actually references to her breasts (they weren't). "Loofah" was also a reference to part of Gwynn's anatomy. Except not.
* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'': Behold... [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1803 The Singularity!]]
* A woman from ''Webcomic/ChannelAte'' named her [[spoiler:dildo]] Stan. Does that count?
* ''Webcomic/HijinksEnsue'': Josh just doesn't have [[http://hijinksensue.com/?p=2247 one name]]. He has [[IHaveManyNames many names]] for his junk.
* In ''Webcomic/SandraOnTheRocks'', Marie [[http://www.sandraontherocks.com/strips-sotr/peach_and_daisy turns out to be one of those occasional female instances;]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros her choice]] is predictably {{adorkable}}.
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'': Tip's tackle is called [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-304/ The Light of Culture and Reason]]. It was named by a girl with an imperialism thing, apparently.
** In a later strip, Unity is told to find [[MrAltDisney Dr. Colloid's]] daughter in "the Most Delightful Place on Earth". [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/never-mind/ Her search doesn't take long.]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* In ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog'', Captain Hammer notes to the protagonist, by way of taunting him about having sex with his would-be girlfriend, that, "She's with Captain Hammer, and ''these'' [lifts his fists] are not the hammer." After a {{beat}}, he then proceeds to [[DontExplainTheJoke explain the joke]]: "The hammer is my penis."
* In ''WebVideo/TheGuild'', Zaboo calls his "Mister Fuzzy", and "Mr. Wiggly" in Season Three.
* In episode 15 of ''WebAnimation/NarutoTheAbridgedSeries'', the Hokage comments, "Now, theme songs, those are something that can get 'Little Hokage' up in the morning."
* [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment I'd show her Space Mountain.]] ({{Beat}}) [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Space Mountain is my penis]].
** Actually, that was a ShoutOut to Wrestling/RicFlair, who often uses "Space Mountain" as a innuendo.
* ''Theatre/AVeryPotterSequel'' gives us Big D ([[spoiler: Dumbledore]]) and Little D ([[spoiler: Draco]])
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbDSXhpeArs "Geek Therapy"]] has an episode where a non-geek-guy goes to a therapist because he can't talk to geek girls. Why? Because when one asked "[[ICallItVera Do you have a gun named Vera]]" he assumed she was talking about ''this'' trope.
-->'''Therapist''': She wasn't.
* [[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Related]] has a [[http://notalwaysrelated.com/needs-imp-plants/21098 female example]].
* Averted in ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', when Vegeta while a giant screen focuses on his crotch) yells out that he's going to unleash his giant monkey... ''form'' (screen jumps to his face as the crowd sighs in relief).
--> '''Man in crowd:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Thank God I thought he meant penis!]]
* Boomstick from ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' decided to name his penis ''[[AwesomeMcCoolName Righteous Indignation]]'', after [[Comicbook/BuckyOHareAndTheToadWars Bucky O'Hare's spaceship]].
--> '''Wiz''': This tough frigate needs a full crew to operate, but its maser cannon packs a deadly punch.
--> '''Boomstick''': Enough about my genitals, Wiz, let's get back to the rabbit!
* ''Podcast/RandomAssault'': There has been a discussion about the names of the hosts' members before.
* ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'':
** From [[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/original-timeline/124 Silver Linings 2 (Parts 2-9)]], when Stacey's trying to hide that she's partway through a GenderBender and checking her visibility status:
---> Well, her penis, such as it was, was still dangling in plain sight, but Mr. Happy's Luggage was nowhere to be seen.
** From [[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/stories/319-i-looked-into-the-abyss-and-it-winked-parts-3-6 I looked into the Abyss, and it Winked (Parts 3 - 6)]], after Josh had a GenderBender and returned to reality after being ripped out it:
---> I acclimated to the shift in reality was ten times better than being in the classroom back in real reality with my pants down around my ankles, a pedophile teacher grinning at me, and the school bully and school bitch ogling my lack of Mr. Happy.

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* Subverted in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', when Springfield Elementary becomes sex-segregated, Bart proclaims happily that he can now walk around with "Bart Junior" hanging out...and then whips out Bart Junior, who turns out to be a frog. A frog who immediately croaks, in subtitles: [[DontExplainTheJoke "I thought he was talking about his penis"]].
** Selma refers to her breasts as her "boys".
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
** Bender calls his antenna "Little Bender." It's implied throughout the show that a male robot's antenna is his penis equivalent.
** Leela calls her breasts her "Girls".
** In "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E17Benderama Benderama]]", a heavily inebriated Hermes asks an equally inebriated Zoidberg if he wants to see a picture of his "Boy", which turns out to be his penis.
* In the "WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers" episode World Wharf II, Fanny has named her breasts Milo and Otis.
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Spliced}}!'', Entree has named all of the teats on his udder. The one that gives addictive milk is called "Nugget".
* From ''[[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers A Very Venture]]'' ''{{Christmas|Special}}'':
-->'''Hank:''' ''(looking at a Nativity scene)'' Whoops! Baby Jesus is out of the manger!
-->'''Brock:''' Wha? ''(looks down at his fly)''
* On ''WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow'' when Cleveland was trying to find his son, Cleveland Jr., a friend, he asked a kid if he'd like to "play with Cleveland Jr." not realizing the kid was actually an adult undercover cop who thought he was talking about his penis. He's promptly arrested. Fortunately it got cleared up, as he is driving home in the next scene, lampshading the misunderstanding.
* On ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', this trope is (like many other jokes) run so far [[OverlyLongGag past excessive]] that it CrossestheLineTwice with Peter, who we not only find out has called his penis "Danny Aiello" (after the actor of films like ''Film/DoTheRightThing''), but a CutawayGag shows that he carries on conversations with his penis in bed (with Lois next to him and a bit disturbed at what she's seeing) like it was the ''actual'' Mr. Aiello.
* WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead frequently refer to their penises as "The Captain."
-->'''Butt-head''': Don't forget to take one of the Captain.\\
'''Beavis''': *Shoving a camera down his pants and laughing maniacally* I'm going to need you to stand up straight!
** An interview the two did to advertise their movie reveals that Beavis refers to his nads as "Bon bons".