'''''I Am Not Infected''''' is a web series parodying RealityTV. With zombies.

It takes place in Los Angeles, during a (localized) ZombieApocalypse and follows the survival of Charlie, Paul, and Hartley. HilarityEnsues.

It can be found [[http://iamnotinfected.com/ here]].

Not to be confused with a certain line in [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels a certain scene]] from Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus.
!!Tropes Include:

* ActualPacifist: Charlie is a certified wuss who literally wouldn't harm a fly. [[spoiler:Until Hartley decides to take him on a trip [[ARealManIsAKiller to kill his very first]], well, anything.]]
* ARealManIsAKiller: After so many episodes, [[spoiler:Hartley takes [[ActualPacifist Charlie]] on a road trip to kill a zombie.]]
* BrickJoke: Early in an episode Charlie remarks how zombies cannot operate motor vehicles. [[spoiler:At the end of the episode the handcuffed guy gets hit by the car featured in the Silverlake Tape episode, with its driver zombified.]]
* CallBack: Amanda saying "I can't hear you through the door" is a call back to Hartley saying the same to Handcuff Guy earlier in the series.
* ChainsawGood: Paul's {{Chainsawsuit}}.
* ConfessionCam: A leftover from ''The Frat House of Representatives'', employed by the characters who never bothered to change the backdrop.
* CozyCatastrophe: The zombies don't really pose as much a threat to them as much as their own stupidity does. Besides that they mostly just spend their time playing halo and eating peanut butter for weeks at a time. [[spoiler:The only ones that ever posed a serious threat were the ones that could run. They even managed to infect Paul. [[RunningGag Yes, in that way.]]]]
* EroticEating: Amanda eating a popsicle, all thanks to Hartley.
* EyepatchOfPower: Amanda sports one in her initial appearance, but quickly stops wearing it. [[spoiler:Larry picks it up immediately after [[EyeScream having a knife thrown in his eye]].]]
* EyeScream: [[spoiler:A startled Hartley throws a knife at Larry, mistakening him for a zombie. It lands rather cleanly in his eye.]]
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: The zombies can drive cars. Two have been shown talking, once with Zombie Katie's daughter, and the second [[spoiler: when Paul kills Larry the gunshop owner.]] Of interesting note, both are asked what they're doing and respond with "Eatin' Daddy's/[[spoiler:Larry]]'s brains." [[spoiler: In addition, Paul just talks with the guys like he wasn't a zombie.]]
* PermaShave: Hartley.
* ProductPlacement: Charlie's Google shirt and possibly Hartley's Webcomic/DinosaurComics shirt.
* RealityShow: The characters are holed up in a house which was originally the set for a reality show called ''The Frat House of Representatives''. When we are shown a clip it is as bad as it sounds.
** The series also follows a reality show format.
* RunningGag: Paul isn't infected, at least not the way you think. [[spoiler: Until he is.]]
** Paul's bet with Charlie concerning Charlie's sexual orientation.
* ScheduleSlip: It's been about nearly three years since they announced they were working on their next episode, leaving us on an epic cliff hanger right as they were about to begin their journey to try and escape.
* ShoutOut: Various zombie films get mentions, including ''Film/TwentyEightDaysLater'' and ''Film/DawnOfTheDead''.
** The shoutout to {{chainsawsuit}} is explicitly credited onscreen.
** Hartley wears a Webcomic/DinosaurComics shirt.
* SmartPeopleWearGlasses: Charlie and Hartley both apparently wear reading glasses and classy bathrobes at night.
* StalkerWithACrush: Charlie towards Amanda.
* ThatPoorCat: In the episode "Compton" Hartley is terrified of a cat. When he finds a gun (the goal of their journey to Compton) he proceeds to empty all of the ammunition shooting at the off screen. Truly completed with the required yowling cat sound effect.
* TheChick: Amanda manages to be the prime example of this trope.
* TitleDrop: At some point in most of the episodes.
** "...dot com!"
* TooDumbToLive: Hartley and Paul. Lampshaded by Charlie frequently.
--> '''Charlie''': How are you two ''still'' alive?
* WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties: Used after Hartley holds Paul at gunpoint to stop him from closing the front doors of the frat house.
* ZombieAdvocate: Amanda apparantly was one prior to her first appearance in the series.
* ZombieGait: Originally adhered to, but the zombies have recently gained the ability to run.
* ZombieInfectee: [[spoiler:Paul.]]