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->'''Strong Bad:''' Good grief, Bubs, you've really let yourself go.
->'''Bubs:''' Hey, man, I've got a glandular problem!
->'''Strong Bad:''' More like a gravy boat problem.
-->-- ''VideoGame/StrongBadsCoolGameForAttractivePeople Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner''

Overweight people can be very self conscious. It's understandable. We tend to associate [[FatBastard many negative traits and behaviors with obesity]]. Thus, overweight people tend to come up with any excuse they can to avoid the stigma of being labeled as such. It isn't that they are fat, they are just big-boned. Or maybe it's just baby fat. Maybe they have a gland disorder or a slow metabolism. It has nothing to do with lack of exercise, or the [[BigEater triple cheeseburger, chili fries and chocolate-covered strawberries they just ate]].

In RealLife, many of these excuses are accurate in at least some cases, such as hypothyroidism.

A form of InsistentTerminology. See also DoesThisMakeMeLookFat, HollywoodPudgy, and FatAndProud. Not to be [[FreudWasRight confused]] with another kind of bone.

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!!Examples

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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* Choji Akimichi from ''{{Naruto}}''. Oddly enough, it appears to actually be true, since by the time of the {{timeskip}} he's certainly not svelte, but looks more like a linebacker, suggesting that he grew into his body.
* In ''DigimonAdventure'', Whalemon said this. In the dub.
* ''AxisPowersHetalia'' -- A fan asked WordOfGod if [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Russia]] was fat, and they received an in-character answer from Russia saying exactly this. He was later shown in a shirt that said "Big Boned" and appeared to be struggling to fit it. The few instances we've seen him without his coats, he appears to be rather muscular.
* ''FistOfTheBlueSky'': Zhang Lie-Shan, boss of the ''Hong Hua-Hui'' Triads a man gifted with "exceptional stature"... as in "literally the height of a three stories tall building" exceptional stature. However, he is ''incredibly'' sensitive about being out of the ordinary, and gets ''very'' unhappy about being called "too big"... as in "smother his tree sized cigar into your face and drown you with his car-sized shot glass of whisky" unhappy.
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[[folder:Comicbooks]]
* In the ''ComicBook/ScareTactics'' comic, Grossout's [[MyBelovedSmother mother]] kept insisting that he was just "big for his age".
* Obelix from the ''{{Asterix}}'' comics. ("I'm not fat. I'm just... well wrapped.") Calling him fat is almost a BerserkButton with him.
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* A joke in the screenshots and fanfics on Raquaza Master's Pokétown Pokémon board featured a character calling Ash fat, and he would reply that he was big-boned. It's even funnier when you notice that he isn't fat at all.
* Inverted in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4943064/1/Evas-XLR Evas XLR]]''. Shinji Ikari calls his cousin [[WesternAnimation/MegasXLR Coop]] big-boned. Coop doesn't like it.
-->"Stop insulting me! I'm fat, not big-boned!"
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* Horace, known as "Fat Kid" of ''Film/TheMonsterSquad'', to two bullies:
-->'''Horace:''' Look, I have a glandular problem, OK? At least I don't have a stupidity problem!
* ''{{Barbershop}}''
-->'''Dinka:''' I'm big-boned, Rick!
* ''TheWrathOfGod''
-->'''Jennings:''' My size is due to a glandular condition, Mr. Keogh.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In ''Literature/HarryPotter'', the Dursleys make excuse after excuse for their son Dudley, saying that he still has baby fat/is big-boned/is a growing boy right up until his school sends a letter saying they no longer have uniforms that fit him.
** In the same book, Hagrid, who is described as being twice as tall as a normal man and five times as broad, admits to being a half-giant and asks the similarly-built Madame Maxime about her own ancestry. Madame Maxime is very offended, and claims to just have big bones. Harry and Ron don't buy it for a second:
-->'''Harry:''' I don't know what Madame Maxime thinks she's playing at. "Big bones", the only thing with bigger bones than her is a dinosaur.
* In ''Supergran'' by Forrest Wilson, one of Supergran's sidekicks is on the large side, but tells anybody who brings it up that "It's not fat, it's muscle". The disclaimer is so firmly ingrained that when, at the end of the book, somebody remarks on his muscular physique, his mouth says "It's not muscle, it's fat" before his brain catches up.
* In Robert Kimmel Smith's ''Literature/JellyBelly'', Nathaniel's grandmother insists that her darling grandson isn't overweight; he's just big-boned like her. Even after Nathaniel himself tries to get her to acknowledge that he really does need to lose weight and that she could help by not cooking so much food for him.
* [[StephaniePlum Lula]]. [[BerserkButton Do not tell her otherwise]], or there will be painful (if humorous) consequences.
* [[TheSmartGuy Jupiter Jones]] of ''Literature/TheThreeInvestigators'' is a stocky, round-faced kid who runs to pudge. It's something of a [[BerserkButton sore spot]].
* In Creator/StephenKing's ''Literature/{{It}}'', the back story of Ben's weight loss as an adult includes his confrontation with his mother. Keeping her son well-fed was a comfort for her, so she made the excuse that he just had big bones.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/GilligansIsland'':
-->'''Skipper:''' I'm not fat! I just have big bones!
-->'''Gilligan:''' Yeah, and they're covered with big meat!
* ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld''
-->'''Eric:''' You know, at first I blamed it on myself. I thought maybe glands, and then I thought maybe metabolism, but then I thought to myself I'm no racist, so it all goes back to you guys.
-->'''Alan Matthews:''' Listen, Porky, we're in the middle of a serious family discussion here.
* In ''Series/CurbYourEnthusiasm'', Susie is offended when Larry says that her dog, Oscar is getting fat.
-->'''Larry:''' You go around calling Jeff [her husband] a fat fuck.
-->'''Susie:''' Jeff is a fat fuck, Oscar's just big-boned.
* In ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'' "Big-Boneded" was occasionally used to describe someone who was overweight.
* ''Series/MikeAndMolly''
-->'''Molly's Mom''': You're not fat, dear, you're just big boned.
-->'''Molly''': Bones don't jiggle, ma.
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': Al Bundy's mother-in-law isn't fat. She's "retaining water". Al replied the Hoover Dam was retaining water.
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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} does it sometimes, a few with the trope name (the page image is the response of his sarcastic bathroom scale).
** In [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1979&addr=790129 January 29th, 1979]], Garfield literally claimed to be big boned. Jon called Garfield "disgustingly, slovenly, sloppy fat" and Garfield said Jon obviously had "disgustingly, slovenly, sloppy fat" confused with "big boned".
** In [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1979&addr=790921 September 21st, 1979]], Garfield stated people under 6'4" aren't overweight. They're "undertall".
** In [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2002&addr=021116 November 16th, 2002]], a mouse used that excuse to have a hole the size of the dining table.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2008&addr=080119 As Garfield said about the scale in January 19th, 2008]], "he can dish it out, but he sure can't take it".
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[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* Comedian Mikey Robins once explained that his size was indeed a result of a gland problem: He'd eaten too many glands.
* Comedian Creator/GabrielIglesias often quips that according to his mother he's not fat, he's "fluffy". He goes on to describe the five levels of fatness: Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, and '''DAAAAMN!'''
** He recently discovered a sixth level: '''AWW, ''HELL'' NO!''''' (think about how WillSmith [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_5QdHp04E says it,]] and you've got the picture)
* Ricky Gervais. "Yeah, big bones, covered in meat and gravy!!"
* Billy Connolly discussed opera in one of his shows, and made reference to how rotund many singers there tended to be:
--> ''She said "I'm retaining water!"''
--> ''No, you're retaining pizza!''
* Creator/DenisLeary in ''Lock 'n Load'':
--> ''You're big assed! Dinosaurs are big boned! Put the fork down!''
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[[folder:Videogames]]
* In ''{{Dynasty Warriors}}'' ''5: Xtreme Legends'', Meng Huo meeting Xu Zhu on the battlefield of the Legend Mode stage, Struggle for Nan Zhong:
-->'''Xu Zhu:''' Hey! You're big and fat, just like me!\\
'''Meng Huo:''' What?! I'm not fat! This is all muscle!
* Subverted in ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland'' when a fat pirate is turned into an undead skeleton pirate.
-->'''Fat Pirate:''' (looking down at his large ribcage) Hey, whaddya know! I really am big-boned!
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep'', [[Disney/LiloAndStitch Captain Gantu]] shouts this in response to some of Experiment 626/Stitch's incoherent gibberish taunting.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* The Arch-Bishop in ''BrunoTheBandit'' claims to be big-boned. [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20000801.html Fiona is not convinced.]]
-->'''Fiona:''' Wow! I've never seen a fat skeleton before...
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman.]]
-->'''Stan:''' C'mon, fatass!\\
'''Ms. Cartman:''' Now, now, he's not fat, he's big boned!\\
'''Kyle:''' Then he must have a giant bone in his ass!\\
'''Ms. Cartman:''' ''[[[AccidentalInnuendo hysterical laughter]]]''
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]:
-->'''Snake:''' Give me my car, fatty!
-->'''Homer:''' What? This is my car! And I'm not fat, it's glandular!
** A sumo wrestler used the same excuse when called fat by ''Homer''. He immediately thereafter steals Homer's pretzel.
** Homer also averted this when he told Marge (paraphrase from memory), "Nobody puts on 20 pounds of bone!"
** [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Comic Book Guy]] once had a shirt reading "I'm not fat. I'm enormous."
** Bart tries the "I'm big boned" excuse at fat camp in "The Heartbroke Kid". He gets told there is no such thing and whipped.
* Manfred in ''IceAge'': "I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy."
* {{Doug}} had a crisis when he had gained weight and worked out hard to get back to his normal weight, but realized he was always a little chubby. As he talked with some chunky friends, they each gave some alternate terminology like "big boned" and "stout". When Doug asked what he was, they said, "Husky?"
* In ''GummiBears'', Tummi uses this excuse that he has "big bones," to which Gruffi snaps, "Yeah, and they're getting bigger."
* In ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' with Maurice...
--->'''Julien''': Ah! Thank goodiness you are here to help my chunky monkey to carry me.\\
'''Maurice''': I'm big boned...
** Which is funny, considering Maurice and [[LiloAndStitch Gantu]] have the same voice actor, and this occurs in Aqua's [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep Deep Space]]:
--->'''Stitch''': *Gibberish*\\
'''Gantu'''': I'm just big boned!
* The [[SamuraiJack Scotsmans wife]] [[BerserkButton does not like being called fat.]] [[spoiler:She destroyed a Demon-God and his entire horde for being called so.]]
-->'''Scotsmans wife''': Fat? FAT? '''I'M NOT FAT, I'M STOUT!!'''
* Inverted in ''WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow''
-->'''Donna''': I suppose you brought your hobbit friend too.
-->'''Colt''': That's offensive. I'm small boned. Except for one. This chick gets it.
* There was an episode of ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest'' where Johnny made fun of a video game vendor for being fat. He claimed it was a "glandular problem". The episode was based off of the concept of karma, so when Johnny ate an experimental candy bar, it messed with his hormones and made him fat as well. In other words, he now had a [[LaserGuidedKarma glandular problem]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', Hermes sees himself through an X-ray. Not only is he ''not'' big-boned, but if it wasn't for all that fat, his skeleton is so small that he would effectively be a dwarf.
** When Amy's parents call Kif scrawny, Amy says he's just "small-boned". Kif notes that he actually has no bones.
* ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]]'' isn't fat. It's all muscle. He then dared Betty to sock his belly to show it. She answered the dare. Fred felt pain but wouldn't scream until he was sure he was out of her hearing range.
* ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'': Sweetie was once adopted by an eagle she called fat. His reply was the same as Fred's. To his dismay, she enlarged her hand.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Inverted in real life. Having a large bone structure makes you look ''less'' fat than you are, not more. A person with a very large frame and 30% body fat will appear slimmer than a person with a very small frame and 30% body fat.
* Mass gain ''from fat'' is impossible without overeating ''relative to your activity level'', because it would violate the laws of physics (matter-energy can neither be created nor destroyed, only transformed; thus, the only possible source of fat in your body is from the foods you consume). However...
* Certain medical disorders and medications can cause weight gain in the form of water retention, where excessive amounts of water are stored in the body, despite not consuming more calories than is necessary for the body to function. This usually goes away once the underlying medical disorder is treated, but in some cases requires medical intervention.
** Hypothyroidism and related thyroid problems are often cited as a cause of weight gain. However, in reality, only about 5-10 pounds of weight gain from hypothyroidism is typically caused by the hypothyroidism directly in the form of water retention; ''fat'' gain is indeed due to overeating relative to energy use. Many people with hypothyroidism feel constantly fatigued, and as a result become more sedentary, which reduces how many calories they burn, so even if they eat a seemingly normal amount of food, they may still be "overeating" if they aren't burning many calories.
** Congestive heart failure can cause considerable water retention.
** Pregnant women frequently retain water, especially in the feet and legs.
* Some medications and medical disorders also affect appetite by making people "feel hungry" more often. This ''does not'' cause weight gain in and of itself, but as a result of increased feelings of hunger, many people suffering from increased appetite end up overeating because they don't monitor their food intake.
* Because of its culture, many Pacific Island natives have bigger bodies. This is because, in their culture, being larger is still seen as a sign of wealth. Because of the drive to be a bigger race, many Islanders have the same body type as described above.
* Polynesians have on average the most muscled bodies of all races on Earth (with the unfortunate effect that their endomorphic physiques gain fat even quicker than other people). In Peter Jackson's LordOfTheRings films, most Orcs (who were supposed to be muscled and have high physical strength) have been played by Maori actors for this reason.
* Mexican actor Edgar Vivar claims he is not obese and says he does has fat but "resting muscles", or at least so he did in an interview.
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