->''"Nothing venture, nothing win\\
Blood is thick, but water's thin\\
In for a penny, in for a pound\\
It's Love that makes the world go round!"''
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Iolanthe}}''

Sometimes characters tend to indulge in long strings of proverbs, sayings, and aphorisms.

This is very typical for [[ProverbialWisdom mentors, sages, and enlightened ones]] (especially in Eastern culture) -- often parodied when the character simply pretends to be wise and speaks in {{Ice Cream Koan}}s. At other times, two or more characters may engage in exchanges or even [[QuoteToQuoteCombat "duels" of aphorisms]].

May lead to someone WaxingLyrical.

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Anime]]
* [[IdolSinger Kodama]] from ''Anime/HandShakers'' often quotes from historical figures. It turns out to be a gimmick that was thought up by her manager in order to make her more appealing as an idol.
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[[folder:Comic Books ]]
* This was the shtick of Franchise/GreenLantern villain Black Hand prior to ''ComicBook/BlackestNight''; he acted purely based on cliches and old sayings. And had an energy gun.
* ''ComicBook/DeKiekeboes'': Often characters appear who confuse two or more proverbs and sayings with each other and mix them up in one hilarious mess.
* One storyline of ''ComicBook/BatmanNoMansLand'' had Penguin trying to blackmail a priest into letting him put a weapons stash into the basement of his church. They get into an argument of aphorisms with each other, until Penguin gets bored and tells him outright if he doesn't agree, he's going to shoot him and put the guns in the church anyway.
* In one issue of ''ComicBook/XMen'', two of Magneto's Acolytes, [[NighInvulnerable Frenzy]] and Amelia Voight, argue over whether they should listen to a depowered Magneto, eventually turning in a battle of aphorisms and simile. Frenzy eventually gets fed up, and tells Voight if she keeps going she'll hurt her.
* In ''ComicBook/GrooTheWanderer'', the Sage is a perfect example: every single sentence he says in the entire run of the comic is immediately followed by a saying of some kind, most of them made up. Many are truly wise, while some are worthy of Groo himself...
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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* In ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', Calvin's dad rattles through five clichés in one panel in a pontification about the virtue of a good work ethic.
-->'''Dad:''' Yes, life is tough and suffering builds character. Nothing worth having ever comes easy. Virtue is its own reward, and when I was your age...
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* The girl Kyuushoneko from the ''Anime/{{Naruto}}'' fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6878875/1/I-Solemnly-Swear I Solemnly Swear]]'' really loves proverbs; she also [[DeadpanSnarker has a sarcastic wit]].
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/LoadedWeapon1'' has a conversation between two villains turn into an aphorism duel.
-->'''Gen. Morters:''' Where's the microfilm, Mike?\\
'''Mike [=McCracken=]:''' I don't know, I gave it to York. I thought she was one of your men.\\
'''Gen. Morters:''' Act in haste, repent in leisure.\\
'''Mike [=McCracken=]:''' But he who hesitates is lost.\\
'''Gen. Morters:''' Never judge a book by its cover.\\
'''Mike [=McCracken=]:''' What you see is what you get.\\
'''Gen. Morters:''' Loose lips sink ships...\\
'''Mike [=McCracken=]:''' [[Music/TheBeatles Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing or fighting, my friend]].\\
[Gen. Morters, cornered, looks to Mr. Jigsaw. Jigsaw consults ''Bartlett's Familiar Quotations'', shakes his head.]\\
'''Gen. Morters:''' Sorry Mike, no good.
* In ''Film/{{Hitch}}'', Hitch and the newspaper salesmen converse exclusively in aphorisms.
* Arguably, the medley of love songs in ''Film/MoulinRouge'' is this trope turned into half an hour of musical numbers. Much of the dialogue fits, too.
* In ''Film/AFewGoodMen'', Kaffee exchanges sayings with an old guy at a newsstand (this appears to be the entire basis of their relationship). Inevitably, it ends with, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings." "You can say that again." "It ain't over till the fat lady sings."
* In ''Film/MurderByDeath'', Sidney Wang, a ludicrous Film/CharlieChan expy, regularly launches into daft aphorisms whenever possible. Just don't [[BerserkButton interrupt him]] when he starts.
-->'''Wang:''' Conversation like television on Honeymoon; highly unnecessary.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* There's a good exchange in ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'':
-->[...] ''"For you do not yet know the strength of your hearts, and you cannot foresee what each may meet upon the road."\\
"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens," said Gimli.\\
"Maybe," said Elrond, "but let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall."\\
"Yet sworn word may strengthen quaking heart," said Gimli.\\
"Or break it," said Elrond. "Look not too far ahead!"''
* In one ''Literature/{{Retief}}'' story the titular character engaged in a duel of alien aphorisms with an invader. Retief won when the invader started shouting at him to just cooperate.
* ''Literature/AnansiBoys'': Fat Charlie's PointyHairedBoss speaks almost entirely in cliches, and it's contagious. This becomes particularly hilarious when his boss meets [[TheTrickster his brother]].
* In the Czech humorist book ''Literature/{{Saturnin}}'', Aunt Kateřina's main characteristic is this. Saturnin also employs this way of speaking - when he wants to alert the narrator to Aunt Kateřina's presence.
* Literature/CharlieChan always speaks like this.
* In ''Stranded with a Billionaire'' by Jessica Clare, the heroine Bronte [[SpeaksInShoutOuts really loves quoting aphorisms by ancient philosophers (Plato, Aristotle, etc.)]]; the hero Logan [[CharmPoint finds this very attractive]].
* ''Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar'': In Creator/MercedesLackey's series, the Shin'a'in have a billion proverbs, and they quote them at the drop of a hat. One character encounters a spirit Shin'a'in who quotes them for a solid minute, before he finally breaks in with another proverb: "Who is wisest says least."
* Sancho Panza from ''Literature/DonQuixote'' does this, usually so poorly that it just makes him look stupider.
* Louise aka Low Down from ''Literature/SilverLining'' by Maggie Osborne is really fond of proverbs.
* Nelide from Maurizio de Giovanni's ''Commissario Ricciardi'' always speaks and even thinks in proverbs.
* The eccentric old lady Lily Telfair-Gordon from ''Red Curtains'' by Leanna Sain has a penchant for speaking in cryptic proverbs.
* In ''Wolf Sea'' by Robert Low, the wise monk Brother John is really fond of [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin quoting Latin aphorisms]].
* In ''Wildflowers'' by Debbie Howells, the protagonist Frankie Valentine has a penchant for quoting Latin proverbs.
* In ''Sister Mary Helen'' series, the nun Sister Eileen has a habit of quoting old Irish sayings (however, Mary suspects that she just makes them up on the spot).
* ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime'': House Trakand's OldRetainer Lini, a no-nonsense lady who's served at least three generations of nobility, has a saying for every occasion. {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d when Morgase asks if she's making them up as she goes.
-->'''Lini:''' At my age, if I make it up, it is still an old saying.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/StargateSG1'':
** Oma Desala's distinctive trait is her penchant for speaking in {{koan}}s. The Kheb Monk also speaks this way.
** An episode has the team reacting to an apparently idylic planet with various aphorisms which paraphrase to "appearances can be deceptive", until it's O'Neill's turn and all he can come up with is "Never... run with scissors?"
** O'Neill meets his match in the Season 7 opener:
--->'''Shamda:''' No-one can be a friend if you know not whether to trust them.\\
'''O'Neill:''' Don't judge a book by its cover.\\
'''Shamda:''' Enemies' promises were made to be broken.\\
'''O'Neill:''' And yet honesty is the best policy.\\
'''Shamda:''' He that has too many friends has none.\\
'''O'Neill:''' Ah, but... birds of a feather.
** The final scene of the series ends with the team reciting several aphorisms before departing through the stargate.
* There was an episode of ''Series/{{Sliders}}'' where the British monarchy still ruled America. It involved Quinn becoming the leader of a group of rebels and giving this inspirational speech:
-->'''Quinn:''' Power doesn't come from the barrel of a gun, you've got to win over the hearts and minds of the people. A chicken in every pot, y'know what I'm saying? (going for it) Rob from the rich and give to the poor! Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for the rest of his life!\\
'''Raider #1:''' He's right!\\
'''Raider #2:''' What's he talking about?\\
'''Quinn:''' Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. What's it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul? (fist in the air) Power to the people! (cheers) What's that spell?\\
'''All the raiders:''' Power to the people!\\
'''Quinn:''' All right!
* ''Series/{{Spaced}}'': In the final episode of Season 1, Tim and Daisy get into a proverb-off over whether it's a good idea for him to get back together with his old girlfriend:
-->'''Daisy:''' What do you mean you have a funny feeling?\\
'''Tim:''' I can read her like a book\\
'''Daisy:''' Never judge a book by its cover\\
'''Tim:''' He who dares wins\\
'''Daisy:''' Look before you leap\\
'''Tim:''' Do YOU believe in life after love?\\
'''Daisy:''' [[WaxingLyrical That's a song.]]\\
'''Tim:''' Shit.
* ''Series/ElChapulinColorado'': The title character constantly attempts this and messes it up, with hilarious results. For example, the two Spanish proverbs ''Cría fama y echate a dormir'' ("Cultivate a good reputation, and go to sleep") and ''Al que cría cuervos le sacarán los ojos'' ("Raise crows and they shall pluck your eyes out"), get mixed up into ''Cría fama y te sacarán los ojos'' ("Cultivate a good reputation, and they shall pluck out your eyes") and ''Cría cuervos y echate a dormir'' ("Raise crows and go to sleep").
* ''Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower'': The characters will more than often use pretentious metaphors and anecdotes in an attempt to mimic Tolkien's poetic use of words.
-->'''Finrod''': Do you know why a ship floats and a stone cannot? Because the stone sees only downward. The darkness of the water is vast and irresistible. The ship feels the darkness as well, striving moment by moment to master her and pull her under. But the ship has a secret. For unlike the stone, her gaze is not downward but up. Fixed upon the light that guides her, whispering of grander things than darkness ever knew.
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-->'''Gil-galad''': Hope is never mere, even when it is meager. When all other senses sleep, the eye of hope is first to awaken, last to shut.
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-->'''Galadriel''': Every war is fought both without and within. Of that, every soldier must be mindful.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer '': At one point, Buffy sang a hurricane of aphorisms, but she was being sarcastic:
-->''Where there's life there's hope\\
Every day's a gift\\
Wishes can come true\\
Whistle while you work''
* There are at least two episodes of ''Series/{{Bewitched}}'' where Endora, disgusted by the prevalence of hackneyed clichés in ad-man Darrin's line of work, turns his life literally into this trope by making him speak in nothing but clichés and then making them all come true.
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[[folder:Music]]
* "All Star" by ''Music/SmashMouth'' is one long hurricane of aphorisms. For example: "all that glitters is gold / only shooting stars break the mold" and "the ice we skate is getting pretty thin / the water's getting warm so you might as well swim"
* "Down Here," from the Music/TurnpikeTroubadours' self-titled album, plays with the wording of many common sayings and phrases in order to get the song's flow and rhyme structure to work.
-->''Well your intentions good and well''\\
''Paved a little on the road to hell''\\
''Flew a little high and fell''\\
''You were smiling all the while''\\
''But you tried so bad just to be good''\\
''To hold your cards and to knock on wood''\\
''A little harder than anyone should''\\
''But hey, that's just your style''
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''Franchise/AceAttorney'':
** In ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigations'', Shi-Long Lang often quotes wolf-related aphorisms by Lang Zi that [[{{Metaphorgotten}} stop making sense after a while]].
** In ''Trials & Tribulations'', Godot constantly rattles off coffee-themed proverbs that nobody but him seems to understand.
--->'''Phoenix:''' Um, the rest of the court doesn't speak Coffeenese. Can you elaborate a bit more?
* In ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'', Mei Ling likes to quote Chinese proverbs. Some western ones occasionally too, who would've thought the teenage GadgeteerGenius was such a font of wisdom?
* Played with in ''VideoGame/TheWitcher2'', a merchant talks to Geralt, and other villagers as well, all in proverbs because of a bet the merchant had with another.
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[[folder:Theater]]
* The UrExample here is probably Polonius in ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''. The vast heap of generally good advice (most of which [[HypocriticalHumor Polonius himself clearly does not follow]]) is given in the form of proverbs and aphorisms. Most of the ones that were not in common use in Shakespeare's time (at least, not in his specific phrasing) became permanently fixed in that form due to the play's popularity, the most famous of these being the "brevity is the soul of wit" (for Polonius, a dramatically ironic line).
* Shakespeare has the Constable of France and the Duke of Orleans engage in one of these in ''Theatre/HenryV''. As in the ''Hamlet'' example above, the effect is to make the characters look glib and superficial.
-->ORLEANS: Ill will never said well.\\
CONSTABLE: I will cap that proverb with "There is flattery in friendship."\\
ORLEANS: And I will take up that with "Give the devil his due."\\
CONSTABLE: Well placed; there stands your friend for the devil. Have at the very eye of that proverb with "A pox of the devil."\\
ORLEANS You are the better at proverbs, by how much 'A fool's bolt is soon shot.'
* "Things are seldom what they seem" from ''Theatre/HMSPinafore''.
* "If you go in" from ''Theatre/{{Iolanthe}}''.
* In ''Theatre/AnyoneCanWhistle'', Hapgood asks each person he interrogates to give a "watchcry," a saying by which they have used to govern their life. This soon leads to many people all singing their "watchcries" simultaneously.
* In ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'', Proverbs is done more or less this way, though this leads to such "proverbs" as "Nike. Just do it."
* In ''Theatre/AlbertHerring'', Lady Billows concludes a turgid speech on the wages of sin by dropping her notes and spouting an applause-baiting series of patriotic slogans:
-->"King and Country...!\\
Cleanliness is next to...!\\
God for England and Saint...!\\
Keep your powder dry and leave the rest to Nature...!\\
Britons! Rule the deep!
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/TwistedTropes'': [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Luke]] tries to rescue his X-Wing from the swam by hand while Yoda plays with cards and throws fake wise words at him to avoid helping.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'': [[CoolOldGuy Iroh]] tends to overdo it sometimes. (Although at least once the aphorisms made up a [[SpySpeak sign/countersign]] for [[spoiler: the Order of the White Lotus]].)
* ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'': the old monk from the "Lotus Temple" episode always speaks in riddles and proverbs ("Ancient wisdom").
* ''WesternAnimation/AroundTheWorldInEightyDays'': Phileas Fogg spouts one of these to Passepartout at the beginning of every episode, the events of which go on to demonstrate the wisdom of said aphorism.
* In one ''WesternAnimation/{{Beetlejuice}}'' episode, BJ is depressed after being shown up by his goody two-shoes brother Donnie Juice and ends up going on a "mope-about" in [[LandDownUnder the Down-and-Outback]]. There, among the creatures Beetlejuice meets is a [[PunnyName Duck-Billed Platitude-pus]] who spouts vaguely-inspirational aphorisms nearly every time he talks.
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