->'''Jim Hacker:''' Tell me general, where's the hotline?\\
'''General:''' Which one?\\
'''Jim Hacker:''' The one to Russia.\\
'''Bernard Wooley:''' The [[{{Pun}} Red hotline]], sir.
-->--''Series/YesPrimeMinister''

If there's a crisis between the USSR and the US in fiction, expect the President to phone up the Soviet leader.

Except it wasn't like that in real life. The Hot Line (also called the Red Phone) due to the possibilities of misinterpretation, only used a voice link between 1971 and 1978, but instead uses a telex machine - with each side writing in its own language and the other translating for themselves. The Hot Line, still in service, is regularly tested (Never mind that these days they could probably just DM each other on Twitter...)

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!!Examples

* ''Fail-Safe''
* ''[[Series/TwentyFour 24]]'' Season 6.
* ''DrStrangelove'' (Not actually the Moscow-Washington line, but rather an ordinary phone. Which is even worse.)
** Considering the nature of the [[CasualDangerDialog ensuing]] [[SeinfeldianConversation conversation]], as well as the [[BlackComedy entire film itself]], that is very, ''very'' likely intentional.
* In ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert2'', President Dugan has five of them. He only uses the one wired to the Kremlin when he receives word of the invading Soviet forces. Dugan and Soviet Premier Romanov's conversation turns hostile quickly, and Dugan threatens to nuke the invasion force as Romanov scoffs off the threat, having made ensurances that they'll be swiftly deactivated.
* ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'s company built one once. It looked like an ordinary telephone. Dogbert used it to prank call Gorbechev.
* The Creator/TomClancy novel ''Literature/TheSumOfAllFears'' (and TheFilmOfTheBook) shows the text-based Hot Line in action. It also shows how the operators tested the Hot Line back in the day: with poetry.
* Averted in ''Film/ThirteenDays''. The Hot Line did not exist at the time (in fact it was created as a result of the Cuban Missile Crisis), with messages going by coded telegram This resulted (as in the film), in the US spending 12 hours decrypting Khrushchev's offer to remove the missiles in return for the US not invading Cuba. While doing that, a second message arrived, being more threatening, demanding that the US remove missiles from Turkey in exchange for the USSR doing the same in Cuba. [=ExComm=] thought about it, accepted the first offer and accepted the second discreetly later.
* ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''. Before entering [=GlaDOS=]'s chamber, you see a red phone. In the commentary, the devs explain that it was a hotline for scientists to use in case of an emergency with the AI. They point out that the connection cord is cut, hinting at just how effective it was.
* The TV series ''Series/YesMinister'' poked fun at the prosaic realities of the hotline - the phone only goes to a Kremlin switchboard... and the operator doesn't speak English.
* The live-action Series/{{Batman}} show had a hotline connecting Commissioner Gordon's office to Bruce Wayne's living room (Of course, Gordon didn't know where Batman's end of the line was located).
* Seen in the revival series of ''Series/DoctorWho'', at 10 Downing Street.
* The mayor of Townsville has a hotline to ThePowerpuffGirls that goes to phones in both their bedroom and the school the attend.
* In Film/TheCabinInTheWoods, Hadley answers a red phone and is told that [[PlotTwist the sacrifice didn't go exactly as planned.]] [[spoiler: Their failure results in the destruction of all life as we know it.]]
* In Series/StargateSG1 General Hammond has a frequently used red phone that includes a direct line to the President. That's the second line, though, the first line is for his grandchildren.

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