->''"Tank grabbed Matua by his T-shirt and hit him with a right hand so hard that train accidents thought their father had finally come back home. It was such a terrible injustice against faces that [[{{Music/U2}} Bono's]] orbital bone wrote a song about it."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-least-sportsmanlike-moments-in-mma/ "The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA"]]

StockPhrase for threatening to hit someone so hard,the damage will spread to his friend, his mom, his hair or even an abstract concept. A frequent variant is "I will hurt you so bad that X"

Often used in tandem with IfYouEverHurtHer, BadassBoast, ToThePain or CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon. Sometimes used as a PreAssKickingOneLiner. Can be literal if there's a PsychicLink involved (doubly so for TwinTelepathy).

If the harm is financial rather than physical--say, Alice is threatening to sue Bob--it may be a more realistic threat like "I'll sue you so hard your grandkids will be in debt."

Not to be confused with HitSoHardTheCalendarFeltIt.
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!!Examples:
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[[folder: Advertisements ]]

* An American Football videogame (probably Blitz) featured an intercut between a little old lady shopping grocery store and 2 players on the field. When one player tackles the other, the old lady is sent flying into a display with the tagline "The game with hits so hard, your mamma's mamma will feel it."

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[[folder: Comic Books ]]

* An issue of ComicBook/PlasticMan has Franchise/{{Batman}} fighting Franchise/{{Superman}}, with a narration box (parodying {{Frank Miller}}'s style) saying "Clark. I will slap you so hard your grandchildren will look like me."
* XFactor: Monet hits one of Jamie's [[MesACrowd duplicates]] so hard, Jamie feels it [[TimeTravel 80 years in the future.]]

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[[folder: Film ]]

* ''Disney/{{Mulan}}'' was told that punching and butt-slapping is a form of friendly gesture. Mulan did this to Yao in the wrong way and naturally, it caused a stir in Yao's rather short temper.
--> '''Yao:''' "I'm gonna hit you so hard; it'll make your ''ancestors'' dizzy!"
* The inexorable ''Film/StreetFighter'' movie, featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme hamming it up as Guile.
-->'''Guile:''' Well, I'm not going to go home. I'm gonna get on my boat, I'm gonna go up river and I'm gonna kick that sonovabitch Bison's ass so HARD! That the next Bison wannabe, is gonna feel it!
* ''Film/TankGirl''. While fighting Kesslee, Tank Girl says (in a voice like Muhammad Ali):
-->I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised.
* In ''{{Multiplicity}}'', Doug issues the following threat to Doug #2 in front of Doug #3:
--> I'll hit you so hard I'll kill ''him''!
* ''TheFaculty'': Mild-mannered teacher Ms. Burke, [[spoiler: after she's been infected with the alien parasite]], drops this bomb on Zeke:
--> I'm sick of you, little boy! And if I have to see you peddling your little Wonder Dust again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes 'till graduation!
* ''Film/TheGoonies'': After getting tied to a chair, Brand threatens Mikey and the other kids this way:
--> I am going to hit all of you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!

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[[folder: Literature ]]

* From ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'':
-->I will kill you so hard, your last ten victims will make miraculous recoveries.
* Literal but unspoken example: At the end of the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' book ''Discworld/{{Mort}}'', the title character ends up in a duel with Death during which he receives a slap to the face that leaves a permanent mark. When Mort's daughter Susan is introduced in ''Discworld/SoulMusic'', she has an identical mark. Death really ''did'' hit Mort so hard his child felt it.
* In the XWingSeries of novels, a chemically augmented Gamorrean's thoughts alternates between detached analysis of his own blaster wounds and rage at his opponent, but both thoughts are in his erudite manner. ''Hit him so hard members of his family light-years away cry out in pain and fear.''

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[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* Kelly from ''{{Misfits}}'' is repeatedly accused of being a Chav and she eventually responds to this by screaming at another girl:
-->"If you call me that one more time. I'll kick you so hard in the c*nt your mum will feel it!"
* In the first episode of ''Series/{{Leverage}}'', the nascent team gets played by the villain, and Elliot threatens "I'm gonna hurt him so bad even people who look like him are gonna bleed."
* A variant from ''Series/LawAndOrder'', after [=McCoy=] has charged his old friend with a crime: "Once I get this dismissed I'll hit you with so many lawsuits your grandkids will be answering motions."
* On ''EverybodyHatesChris'', Rochelle once threatened Chris that she'll "smack him so hard, your race will change". She smacks him and he's suddenly Chinese.
** In "Everybody Hates Funerals", when Chris stands up for his mother in front of the obnoxious relatives, his grandmother threatens to "knock him into another family". GilliganCut to him on the couch of a white family.
-->'''White Mother:''' Who are you?
-->'''Chris:''' [[YouDontWantToKnow You don't want to know]].
* A variant from ''[[TheColbertReport A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All]]'': Steve sees a tiny Willie Nelson. Asked how he got there, Willie says:
-->'''Willie:''' Stephen, I'm so high, ''you're'' hallucinating.

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[[folder: Music ]]

* From [[TheAdventuresOfDuaneAndBrando The Amazing BrandO's]] ''Castlevania 3'' song:
-->'''Trevor Belmont:''' I am gonna whip ''(whip crack)'' you ''(whip crack)'' so hard your mom will feel it!

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[[folder: Newspaper Comics ]]

* Alice does this several times in ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'', including once when she punished the MBA-degree economists she blames for the recession by punching one of them so hard it would hurt everyone who has the same degree.
* [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/12/28 This]] ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'' strip had this;
-->'''Bucky:''' Give it or I'll take it and punch you so hard you'll see your forefathers.
-->'''Satchel:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Is that supposed to be a threat? Punch me and send me to a lovely Nova Scotia family reunion? I'll take that deal.]]

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[[folder: Professional Wrestling ]]

* During his 2/14/11 comeback promo, [[DwayneJohnson The Rock]] was interrupted by MichaelCole and the "anonymous" Raw general manager. Needless to say, The Rock did not take that too well.
--> '''The Rock:''' Michael Cole, if you take one more step towards that computer, The Rock will get out of this ring and slap the taste so far out of your mouth you'll never get it back.

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[[folder: Video Games ]]

* Arena master from ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''
-->"You hit that Orc so hard, even her mother in Orsinium started bleeding!"
* Kid from ''VideoGame/ChronoCross''
-->"I'll kick yer sorry arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!"
* ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': The tooltip for Archimonde's "Finger of Death" spell:
--> "Strikes an enemy with the finger of death, inflicting 20000 shadow damage upon them, their children, and their children's children."
* Ronfar from ''VideoGame/LunarEternalBlue'':
--> Kid, I'm gonna spank you so hard that your grandkids are gonna feel it!

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[[folder: Webcomics ]]

* ''Webcomic/{{Angels 2200}}'': [[http://www.janahoffmann.com/angels/2011/05/14/part-8-comic-6-2/ (Whiskey to Kid's younger sister)]]
-->"I will put you on the ground so hard, even your brylcream [''sic''] will feel it."
* ''Webcomic/TouhouNekokayou'': "I will hit you so hard, your descendants will feel it!" [[http://dizzy.pestermom.com/?p=thcomic79 (this page, panels 7-9)]] [[MeanwhileInTheFuture And they do.]]
* ''LeastICouldDo'': Generational Sodomy: When a man skullfucks another man so hard, his great-grandchild reaches for the back of his head and says ow.
* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': When speaking to his younger son, Dan McNinja says
--> I will smack you so hard your grandchildren will be mentally disabled
* [[http://evoncomics.com/?p=1646 This]] ''Webcomic/{{Evon}}'' comic: "If you '''EVER''' suggest something like that again, I'll kick you in the crotch so hard people will see your balls when you '''COUGH!'''"[[note]]Context: Evon just found out a former fling of hers is [[SurpriseIncest her half-brother]]. The brother doesn't see what the big deal is and is willing to pick up where they left off.[[/note]]
* In ''SomethingPositive'', when Fred realises what a {{Jerkass}} Monette's dad is, [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11282002.shtml he threatens to]] "beat him so hard, it'll send ripples back in time and prevent his granddaddy from plantin' baby seeds."

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[[folder: Web Original ]]

* In the ''Cartoon Monsoon'' short "Go! Go! Mobaboy", the BigBad has the hero on the ropes at one point, and tells him "I'm gonna hit you so hard, [[BreakingTheFourthWall your voice actor will feel it!]]"
* A popular ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[MemeticMutation internet meme]] centering on [[http://scattergoriesofevil.tumblr.com/post/6689701300/im-enjoying-the-rory-williams-facts-meme-eta Rory Williams]]:
-->"Rory once punched the Eleventh Doctor. The First Doctor felt it."
* WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory: Christopher Columbus to [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]]:
-->"I'll beat you so bad they'll feel it in [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration the next generation!]]
* People who are scammed on eBay usually plan to leave feedback so negative that their ancestors/descendants will be unable to complete any transactions.
* Chuck of SFDebris says that if [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Shran]] called [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Sisko]] "Brownskin", Sisko would punch him so hard Weyoun would feel it. Weyoun is an entirely different alien simply played by the same actor.

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "Sting Operation":
-->'''Hornet:''' I sting you so hard your great-grandchildren say ouch!
* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutron''
-->'''Cindy:''' I'll hit you so hard in the mouth it will wake up your dentist!
* ''Film/OverTheHedge'':
-->'''Stella:''' I'm gonna gas you so hard, your grandchildren will stink!
* In the ''{{Futurama}}'' episode "Xmas Story", Fry tries to avert [[BadSanta Robot Santa's]] wrath by offering to put out milk and cookies. Robot's Santa's response?
-->'''Robot Santa:''' You ''dare'' bribe Santa? I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!
* The banned {{Popeye}} cartoon "Seein' Red White 'N Blue" has both Popeye and Bluto laying a smackdown on Japanese saboteurs. Popeye's pre-punch one-liner "The Emperor will feel this!" rings true. The punch travels all the way to Japan, where it knocks Hirohito over the backside of the horse he's riding:
-->'''Hirohito:''' It should happen to Hitler!
* The inevitable ''[[TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' example, complete with LampshadeHanging:
-->'''Bart:''' I'll hit you so hard your whole family will feel it!\\
'''Lisa:''' Bart, you're ''in'' my family.\\
'''Bart:''' Shut up!
* In the final episode of the 1990s ''WesternAnimation/FantasticFour'' cartoon, the Thing says of Doctor Doom "This time, I'll hit ya so hard, your grandkids'll be born bouncin'!"
* An episode in ''TheAngryBeavers'', Dagget annoys Norbert so much that he threatens to knock him into last week. This threat comes true and this repeats and becomes a GroundhogDayLoop. At the end, Dagget gets knocked back into the Stone Age.
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