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->''"The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life!"''
-->-- '''Aunt Ida''', ''[[Creator/JohnWaters Female Trouble]]''

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Some people are fans of {{Slash| Fic}} -- the {{Shipping}} of two same-sex characters from a fandom together. Some people take this is a little further though; they don't just like Slash but also dislike the idea of {{Shipping}} two opposite sex people together, even if those doing the shipping are themselves straight.

This is a subculture-within-a-subculture; these people are often both a {{Yaoi Fan|girl}} and a YuriFan yet reject heterosexual pairings. This can range from people who merely prefer to pair off every character they like with another of the same sex to the more extreme people who appear to argue that writing slash is a politically liberating act. Queer fans, for example, may have an averse reaction to the heteronormativity of the media and respond by augmenting queer representation in a work. Occasionally it can be an unexpected by-product of backlash against the addition of MarySue {{Original Character}}s just to pair off canonical characters.

The extreme versions are the kind who write hate mail to authors for daring to give their male shipped characters a wife, and impose DieForOurShip on any female character who so much as has sexual tension with one of "their" guys, often in the most sadistic and humiliating ways. However more often than not, normal fans of Het is Ew are those who are just tired of the ubiquity of het romance plots in all variety of fiction and the tropes that go with them, particularly the stereotyping of everyone involved. Despite this, the intensity of the extremists has been known to [[WhyFandomCantHaveNiceThings scare artists away or make them outright refuse]] to draw yaoi or yuri (or at least force them to write under a different name).

Counterintuitively, there may be a homophobic element to this trope in some cases; straight people who subscribe to the notion may feel that their own sexuality is threatened if they find a work that includes a member of their own sex arousing. This is one of the reasons for the [[GirlOnGirlIsHot prevalence of lesbian porn aimed at straight men]]; viewers don't need to [[StupidSexyFlanders worry about being turned on by another guy]]. Ironically, most female fans who subscribe to Het is Ew actually enjoy both {{Yaoi}} ''and'' {{Yuri}}, and will celebrate the explicit coupling of two girls as well as two guys (although they do usually prefer one subculture over the other to some extent). Male straight {{Yuri}} fans have also been known to enjoy {{Yaoi}} as well. The fact that the {{Yaoi}} and {{Yuri}} subcultures work together quite cooperatively may have something to do with this.

For fanfic writers who are not interested in the extremist hate invested in DieForOurShip, they instead often Ship the person [[FagHag "in the way"]] with a different person in the cast who is the same sex as them - i.e. if they Ship Bob and Dave, but Alice is Bob's {{Canon}} girlfriend, they write fics about Alice realizing she actually loved her best friend Carol all along, rather than about Alice dying in a house fire. This isn't universally true, but not uncommon either. Basically, when these fans write FanFic, EveryoneIsGay.

It's worth noting that this is a fan-reaction Trope, dealing with the preference of a number of slash and yaoi fans to read about only homosexual relationships. It's not about in-universe anti-heterosexual feelings expressed within a work of fiction.

Depending on what circles you run in, this can actually be a joke, usually about why they don't write "gen" ("general") fic.

See also {{Het}}. Not at all related to disparaging [[BilingualBonus the Russian word for 'No']].

'''InUniverse examples only please, and remember, this is about a specific attitude towards heterosexuality, not just homosexual pairings'''.
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!!Examples

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In ''Anime/{{Vandread}}'', the main characters are from two different planets, one male and one female. They find the idea of even working together distasteful, let alone anything more intimate than that. Well, there is one girl who wants to have a baby with one of the males, but it's just from the fame it would give her. She clearly doesn't understand the mechanics.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* Due to the limited amount of food that can be produced on clouds, the Grand Pegasus Enclave in ''FanFic/FalloutEquestria'' tacitly encourages homosexuality to keep the population numbers down.
** In the spin-off ''FalloutEquestriaProjectHorizons'' two gay characters (male and female) treat a joking suggestion for them to have sex with utter disgust. A while later they both get drunk...
* FanFic/ABriefHistoryOfEquestria: Sullamander, head of the Pegasi armies, who it is implied had something going on with her S.O. when she was a filly. Twilight Sparkle insists, and repeatedly at that, that this is merely the viewpoint of easily duped scholars who clearly cannot bother doing their research.
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[[folder:Film]]
* Aunt Ida provided the page quote in ''Female Trouble'', where she [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAa_e_L0rpc begged her son]] Gator to "go nelly".
* The 1992 short film ''Gayniggers From Outer Space'' shows space aliens arriving on Earth and "liberating" men by [[{{Gendercide}} exterminating women]] to create a [[OneGenderRace homosexual utopia]] led by a Gay Ambassador.
* Alyssa's fellow lesbian friends in ChasingAmy respond to her choice to date the male Holden with the utmost disdain.
* The film ''[[http://www.loveisallyouneedthemovie.com/about.php Love Is All You Need]]'' shows an alternate universe in which [[PersecutionFlip homosexuality is the norm and heterosexuality is taboo.]]
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[[folder:Literature]]
* ''The Wanting Seed'' by Creator/AnthonyBurgess has this as its main trope. Long story short, Earth is overpopulated and gay people don't breed, so heterosexuals face discrimination everywhere.
* The surviving veterans of Joe Haldeman's ''TheForeverWar'' find themselves in a society where everyone is both gay and [[InTheFutureHumansWillBeOneRace a uniform shade of light brown]]. This began as a government policy of encouraging homosexuality as a method of limiting population growth, and became the standard once humanity began reproducing exclusively via {{Uterine Replicator}}s. One female character at this point even mentions thinking about men's genitals in contact with her makes her mildly disgusted. They offer to switch the main character's orientation through a minor surgery, but he declines, knowing that [[IncompatibleOrientation his orientation is incompatible with everyone]] which forces him to live in abstinence. The soldiers under his command take to nicknaming him "the old queer."
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In the ''Series/{{Ellen}}'' episode "It's a Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay World!", Spence gets knocked out and [[DreamLand dreams]] he lives in a world where homosexuality is the norm and heterosexuals are closeted and ridiculed. Ellen and the other characters accidentally enter a straight bar and then proceed to crack each other up by making fun of how straight people dance.
* A ''Series/MrShow'' sketch is about two parents who try to out their gay son. The son, however, insists that he's not gay and gets upset with them for trying to do this. His reaction upsets his mother and infuriates his father, which leads to them bringing in "Rodrigo" to try and gay him up.
-->''Father'': YOU GAY BASTARD! No gay son of mine is a "not-gay!" You better get gay or I'll make you gay!
* Brian Kinney seems to have this attitude in the US version of ''QueerAsFolk''.
** Though it's more that he has a dislike/distrust for heterosexuals because he thinks they are all homophobic (either openly or secretly).
* [[CampGay Jack]] in ''Series/WillAndGrace'', which is PlayedForLaughs. In one episode, he says that if God had intended for men and women to be together, he would have given women penises.
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[[folder:TabletopGames]]
* A card from TabletopGame/TwilightSparklesSecretShipficFolder has this to say:
-->"I don't know, I just think het couples are boring..." --Twilight's Secret Diary, Volume XIX
** For bonus points, the couple depicted is Chrysalis and Discord, both villains Twilight dislikes.
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[[folder:Theater]]
* The entire premise for ''Theatre/ZannaDont''. Somehow, all of human history had been like this. It's... weird.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* Summer from ''Moon Over June'' finds it repulsive that anyone would ever engage in heterosexual sex; however this is mostly because she is a raging misandrist who finds gay male porn almost as disgusting.
** Hatsuki is a straighter example (no pun intended), having a large collection of gay male porn and a strictly lesbian love life.
*** She doesn't seem particularly grossed out by het sex, it just isn't her thing. At one point we see her working a phone sex line for some extra cash and not being unduly put off by a male customer.
* Almost the entire cast of ''Webcomic/{{Amazoness}}''.
* Zii in ''Webcomic/MenageA3'' enjoys watching porn for the [[SoBadItsGood cheesy dialogue and absurd situations]], but she only likes either lesbian or gay porn. She finds het porn's focus on "money shots" rather distasteful.
-->'''Zii''': ''*After flicking some soda into Gary's face*'' Now imagine that but warmer, sticky, and stinging your eye.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Marik in ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' is shocked when Odion suggests that Yugi loves Téa rather than Joey.
-->'''Marik:''' ''What?! No way, that’s insane! What kind of messed-up fanfics have you been reading?''
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''TrippingTheRift'' centered an episode around a planet that pretty much had this as its [[PlanetofHats Hat]], to the point where heterosexuality, bisexuality, or any of the many other available options out there in the great big universe was punishable by death.
* ''RickAndSteve'' have had plenty of this, playing it for laugh, especially from resident FagHag Condie Ling (who uses the term "breeder").
* ''DrawnTogether'' shows an alternate future where Wooldoor's show has turned most of the world gay, and the "breeders" have been driven underground.
* On ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', the men in town decide to destroy the future immigrant population by having a massive gay orgy, hoping to make the entire world gay to wipe out the species. ItMakesSenseInContext. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Kind of]].
* Played with in an episode of ''KingOfTheHill''. Luanne and Bill begin working at a trendy new hair salon, but none of the female clientele want Bill near them until he starts pretending to be like the only other male hairdresser on staff, who is CampGay. Bill's clients even mention how "unfortunate" it is he's gay and how they'd love to have a boyfriend like him. The minute Bill admits he's not gay, everyone becomes immediately disgusted. To them he was "interesting and unique" when he was gay, but straight he's just a "sleazy barber".
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', after Homer marries every gay couple in Springfield (for money), he initially reacts with disgust when someone suggests he should marry straight couples.
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