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[[caption-width-right:213:Bob Kelso. He added a funny voice to keep it fresh.]]
Let's say somebody is talking about something you have no interest in. Now, you could say, "yeah, {{whatever}}", but that lacks a certain ... flair. Fortunately, there is a better alternative:

'''Step 1:''' Pronounce the phrase, "What has two thumbs and doesn't care?"

'''Step 2:''' Hold up both hands at chest level, fingers curled and thumbs out, with the thumbs pointing toward yourself.

'''Step 3:''' ''([[DontExplainTheJoke optional]])'' "This guy!"

Naturally, the expression may be easily modified to express other things.
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!!Examples

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[[folder:{{Advertising}}]]
* A Travelocity commercial had the [[PositiveDiscrimination virtuous-yet-put-upon female worker forced into a plane trip with the boorish male co-worker]], who at one point is seen doing the "this guy" move, though the entire joke isn't portrayed.
* Expedia had at least one commercial showing [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBDw5bZOSQc an imagine spot of a Jerkass using this routine]].
* Gamestop advertised an upcoming game with the quote [[VideoGame/GodOfWar "Who has two thumbs and loves killing Greek gods?"]]
* A radio ad for {{Geico}} has a man tell how he saves money by sending mail via pidgeon. After admitting that his mail usually doesnt end up at its assigned destination he says "...but who has two thumbs and isn't buying stamps? This guy!"
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[[folder:ComicBooks]]
* A Sid The Sexist strip in ''{{Viz}}'' from back in the 1990s had "What's got two thumbs, speaks French and likes [[FunetikAksent bler jobs?]]" (The answer, of course, was [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench Moi]], and the speaker was injured by the recipient of this chat up line.)
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[[folder: Film]]
* In AlienResurrection, the smitten, wheelchair-bound mechanic tells this joke the new girl mechanic, Call.
--> '''Vriess''': What's got two thumbs, one eyes, and screws like a god?
--> '''Call''': (gives him a humored look) What?
--> '''Vriess''': (closes one eye and points to himself)
--> '''Call''': (chuckles before pressing the button sending him back under the machine)
* In ''YearOne'': "Who has two thumbs and wants another hot oil rub?"
* In ''Film/{{Insomnia}}'', said by one of the Sheriff's deputies: "Who has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?"
* In ''Film/TheLimey'', Nicky Katt's character tells the "loves blowjobs" variety.
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[[folder:LiveActionTV]]
* Bob Kelso from ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' has employed this a number of times.
* Once used mockingly by Jim in ''TheOffice'' after being noticeably irritated by Todd Packer's use of this.
-->'''Jim''': "Who has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer?"
* ''That70sShow'': In the first episode of season 2, "Garage Sale", Hyde bakes a batch of ''special'' brownies, prompting Kelso to say "You know what's got two thumbs and really likes brownies?" (''points thumbs at himself'') ''This guy''!"
* ''[[Series/ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]'': "Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!"
* A ''Series/{{Castle}}'' outtake involved Nathan Fillion ad-libbing the following:
-->'''Castle''': "What has two thumbs and a date with a prostitute? ''This guy!''"
* Variation on the June 16, 2010, episode of ''Series/TheDailyShow'': "Who has four fingers and resigned in disgrace? [[RichardNixon This Guy]].".
* Trina and then Andre in ''{{Victorious}}'' did this in the episode "The Birthweek Song".
* A CatchPhrase of Jackson's on ''Series/HannahMontana''.
* It originally comes from Fonzie on ''HappyDays'': 'Who's cool and has two thumbs? This guy!"
* Ram in the ''Series/HowToBeIndie'' episode "How to Have Your Samosa and Eat It Too":
-->Who has two thumbs and some of the best cooking in the world? This guy!

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[[folder:NewspaperComics]]
* In the March 13th 2012 ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' strip, Dilbert reads about the possibilities of there being billions of versions of the earth in millions of universes and wonders "..if there's a version of me out there who loves his job.". In the next panel labeled ''Meanwhile on XPQ-75...'' a three armed woman approaches a three armed Dilbert.
-->'''3 Armed Woman''': What has three thumbs and wants a shoulder massage?
-->'''3 Armed Dilbert''': This guy!
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[[folder:ProfessionalWrestling]]
* Rob Van Dam implies this.
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[[folder:StandupComedy]]
* One Stephen Lynch routine parodies the old days of vaudeville, with David Josefsberg.
-->'''David:''' Stephen...
-->'''Stephen:''' Yes David...
-->'''David:''' Who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
-->'''Stephen:''' I don't know David, who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
-->'''David:''' This guy!
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[[folder:{{VideoGames}}]]
* ''KidIcarusUprising'' has one.
-->'''Pit:''' Who has two thumbs and loves hot springs? EVERYONE WITH TWO THUMBS!
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[[folder:{{Webcomics}}]]
* In ''AGirlAndHerFed'', [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.468.html Speedy tries this]], but is foiled by [[TalkingAnimal not having thumbs]]. (This is unintentionally hilarious for a completely different reason: real Koalas actually have ''four'' thumbs.)
* In ''{{Tweep}}'', Lily is [[http://tweep.com/comic/?date=06-03-09 full of awesome]].
* In ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', The Abs Man attempts this [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/3p37 but fails due to him omitting too much of the setup line]].
--> "What has two thumbs and is like a tool shed?" "This guy."
--> "You're a tool shed. What does that have to do with the girl?"
--> "[[IncrediblyLamePun It is where all the hoes are at]]."
* [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2255/ This]] ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' strip.
* In ''{{Webcomic/Paranatural}}'', [[http://paranatural.net/chapter-4-page-41/ Max does this]] in the background, but uses his pointer finger instead of his thumbs, which leads to some hilarious confusion.
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[[folder:WebOriginal]]
* The Literal Video Version of "Billie Jean" has ''Who has two thumbs and likes BJ?/ The answer's this guy!/ This guy likes Billie Jean!/ (That's what I thought BJ means!)''.
* After announcing himself the winner of a contest he created, Josh Ramsay of Marianas Trench then declared "Hey, what has two thumbs and just won the contest? This guy!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H70x96msjsY
* [[http://www.xkcdb.com/8434 The xkcdb version.]]
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[[folder:WesternAnimation]]
* In ''RobotChicken'''s parody of [[StarWars the dinner at Cloud City]], guess who "has two thumbs and betrayed his friends?" That's right, Lando.
* ''WesternAnimation/AlmostNakedAnimals'': In "Cool Paw Howie", Howie (who has turned the hotel into a minimum security prison) asks his staff "Who has two thumbs and likes running a prison?". However, as none of the staff like running a prison, he gets no response.
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