->'''Jason:''' ''(balancing on a brick wall with Marcus)'' I like to balance like this and imagine there's a pool of lava below. Or a pit of snakes and deadly alligators. Or a...
->'''Eileen:''' Hi guys!
->'''Jason:''' OK, now I'm REALLY scared to fall.
->'''Marcus:''' Does lava burn off cooties?
-->-- ''FoxTrot''
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A law which is especially prevalent in {{Sitcom}}s: If you're male and under 11 years old, you have to automatically think romance and females are gross. Girls of the same age sometimes claim that boys have cooties.

For those of you who were wondering, there are such things as cooties, and they're not limited to girls. "Cooties" just happens to be another word for "body lice."

It should be noted that Cooties is generally only something that happens to girls their ''own'' age. It rarely, if ever, affects older girls. In fact, a boy can think that Girls Have Cooties even while having a PrecociousCrush on an older girl or woman.

Arguably becoming a DiscreditedTrope as in RealLife young boys are just as likely to boast about their "girlfriends". This may or may not be due to the increased prominence--compared to a generation ago--of romance and sexuality in entertainment media aimed at or enjoyed by kids. Often leads to jokes about [=STD=]s.

If the boy does ''not'' get over his dislike of women when he grows up, he might be a HeManWomanHater. Compare AllergicToLove.
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[[folder: Anime and Manga ]]

* Many anime titles tend to avert this, especially those aimed at actual 10-year-olds (and especially if [[{{Shojo}} it's aimed at 10-year-old girls]]). ''Manga/CardcaptorSakura'' is one example.
* ''MahouSenseiNegima'': Negi's friend Kotaro plays this fairly straight (especially the romance thing), with a few exceptions in his adoptive sisters and girls who can fight. That said, he still thinks kissing is gross.
* Garu from ''{{Pucca}}'' may or may not have this. In the webisodes where he and Pucca first appeared, he was with her, but was a stoic sort and not fond of her energetic bouts of affection.

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[[folder:Comedy]]

* TheFrantics sketch "Outgrossing" invovles two boys trying to out-gross each other (turning their eyelids inside-out, etc.). A girl comes along and says she can out-gross them both, which they have a hard time believing - until she describes exactly how.
-->I can ''kiss you''! And I can be your '''girlfriend!'''

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[[folder: Comic Books ]]

* ''[[Comicbook/FantasticFour Franklin Richards]], Son of a Genius'' (who must be 6 or something) initially rejects Katie Power (same age) specifically because she has cooties. In [[AlternateUniverse a different universe of the multiverse (I think)]], Katie Power from the future tells Katie Power that Franklin Richards was her first boyfriend; young Katie insists that "boys are gross" but future herself calmly tells her that, in a few years, she'll change her mind.
* Being a small puppy, [[LadyAndTheTramp Scamp]] usually doesn't like girls (especially not his sisters), although this varies depending on the writer.
* Damian Wayne (Franchise/{{Batman}}'s biological son) turns up his [[RoyalBrat brattiness]] UpToEleven whenever he deals with Batgirl (Stephanie Brown) or Supergirl. Both of them are blondes with blue eyes.

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[[folder: Fan Fiction ]]

* Shutaro from ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'' follows this trope hilariously:
-->The dusty blue-haired boy gave Matsuri a skeptical look, and with great decorum noted, "Icky."
* PlayedWith in ''[[FanFic/NewLookSeries Joe's New Look]]'' when Silvia refuses to put on Joe's battle suit, finding the idea of her wearing male clothes scandalous. As Joe's already unwillingly wearing Silvia's garments, he isn't happy with her reaction.

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[[folder:Film]]

* ''TheLittleRascals'' and their "He-Man Woman Haters Club".
* In the LiveActionAdaptation of ''Film/SpeedRacer'', Speed's kid brother, Spritle, and his [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys pet chimp]], Chim-Chim, [[NoFourthWall break the fourth wall]] to give a "cooties warning" when Speed and Trixie are about to kiss.
** Earlier they interrupted a kissing scene and followed up with the classic ''cootie shot''.
* ''Little Manhattan'' has the narrator, Gabe, discussing girls and puberty, mentioning that, once upon a time, word was they gave you cooties.
* The eponymous eighteen-year old trio in ''MysteryTeam''. Jason outgrows this when he meets Kelly, but the others show no signs of progress, going so far as trying to [[CompletelyMissingThePoint pay strippers to leave them alone]].
* GenderFlipped in ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2''. A flashback to Gru's childhood shows that girls would avoid him for fear of catching "Gruties".
* Simba and Nala from ''Disney/TheLionKing'' don't think the other sex is "icky" but as cubs they don't seem to like the idea of them being mates due to this.

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[[folder:Literature]]

* William Brown in the ''Literature/JustWilliam'' books can be quite the KidAnova with his chivalrous pining for GirlNextDoor Joan and susceptibility to pretty actresses. But Violet Elizabeth Bott leaves him shaken to the core:
-->I'm not going to have anything to do with any old girl ever again,' said William.
-->'It's all very well saying that,' said Douglas, who had been deeply impressed that morning by the inevitability and deadly persistence of the sex, 'it's them what has to do with you.'
-->'Well, I'm never going to marry any old girl," said William.
-->'It's all very well saying ''that'',' said Douglas. 'But some old girl is prob'ly going to marry ''you''.'
* In ''Literature/ArtemisFowl and the Time Paradox'', 10-year-old Artemis says of [[spoiler:Holly and 14-year-old Artemis]] kissing that you wouldn't catch ''him'' wasting time like that. Not as vehement as some of the other examples, but does contain built-in proof he'll grow out of it: Within three years, back in the second book (or at least non-U.S. editions thereof), he's consciously aware that he'll be attracted to Holly when he's older.
* The book ''No Talking'' by Andrew Clements features an entire group of children who are said to be at the point where they should have gotten over this, but never did. In order to try to prove that one group (either boys or girls) are better than the other, they stage a "no talking" contest. In the end, the group largely learns to shed the "cooties" concept.
* In ''The39Clues''. [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Dan]] seems to think this. Example: in Book 5, when he is doing something immature and [[SmartGirl his sister Amy]] says something to the effect of, "This is why you'll never have a girlfriend," he replies, "Like I'd want one!"
* In ''Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing'', part of Judy Blume's ''{{Literature/Fudge}}'' book series, Sheila Tubman used to tease Peter Hatcher by touching him and saying he's got the cooties, even up to the fourth grade. It's after Peter's brother Fudge falls off the jungle gym set, thinking he's a bird, and loses his top two front teeth that she finally stops with the cooties.
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[[folder: Newspaper Comics ]]

* [[CalvinAndHobbes Calvin's]] [[FunWithAcronyms GROSS]] ('''G'''et '''R'''id '''O'''f '''S'''limy girl'''S''') club.
** "I know that's redundant but otherwise it doesn't spell anything. Now go away."
*** But "'''G'''et '''R'''id '''O'''f '''G'''irls" ''does'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog spell something]]. Just not something he should be thinking about.
*** Calvin also notably attempts to see movies like "Vampire Sorority Babes". He might just be overacting to shut Hobbes up about [[ToyShip Susie.]]
**** Calvin wants to see the movies solely because he knows [[ForbiddenFruit they are considered "grown up" and "naughty"]]; he never displays any understanding of ''why'' those sorts of movies are considered "grown up" or "naughty". (He once asks Hobbes what "contains adult situations" means; Hobbes says that the movies show people paying bills, going to work, etc., and he's always wondered how movies like that make any money.)
* ''[[ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUS Dennis the Menace]]'' was once called on this in a late 2007/early 2008 strip, and admits it ... except that he's fine with his mother, Mrs Wilson and the local {{tomboy}}.
* Jason from ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' is an odd example. He started out firmly in this trope, but a couple of decades of extremely subtle CharacterDevelopment due to his sorta-friendly relationship with Eileen seems to be weaning him off it. Jason still would rather be caught dead than be known at large as being her friend, but he's not ''quite'' so adamantly paranoid about it recently.
** Marcus, on the other hand, started firmly in the trope, but seems to have thrown it off completely.
* Averted in the comic strip ''HeartOfTheCity'', where Dean is Heart's best friend and frequent partner-in-crime. He's generally more befuddled by girls than disgusted. (Heart's occasional declarations that Dean's her boyfriend draw a bemused "Um... okay" as often as not.) One New Year's Eve, he actually dressed up in a tux and and announced that to celebrate, "I thought I might hang out with the prettiest girl in Philadelphia." Making it clear that, yes, he meant her.
* The title character in ''Agnes'' has the "boys have cooties" variant, although she still engages in a kind of passive-aggressive flirting with a boy at school named Bob.

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[[folder: Video Games]]

* Tails of SonicTheHedgehog thinks this in a few continuities. In AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog, it's very pronounced. While it comes up less often in the games, it is still there. It actually manages to be a PlotPoint.
** The show ''Sonic X'' is notable for zig-zagging this trope. He gets defeated in a match when Rouge kisses him on the cheek, grossing him out and playing this trope straight. Then subverted when he gets a love interest in a plant girl named Cosmo in the third season, [[spoiler: though it ends very badly.]]

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[[folder: Web Animation ]]

* Women are ''crazy''... for DrTran, who says "Girls are grody!" This doesn't stop a great deal of "[[EstrogenBrigade Tran-sexuals]]".

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[[folder:Webcomics]]

* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0066.html Thog]] from ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''. Probably [[PsychopathicManChild an adult, but with the mind of a child]].
--> [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0257.html thog not scared. nale gave thog booster shot against cooties.]]
** The Monster in the Darkness acts like this as well.
---> '''Monster:''' Great! We can start a "No-Eating-Babies" Club! And Tsukiko can't join!
--->'''O-Chul:''' Tsukiko EatsBabies?!?
---> '''Monster:''' No, silly! She's a ''girl''!
* Even demons have fear of cooties in ''[[http://www.drunkduck.com/Charby_the_Vampirate/4968524/ Charby the Vampirate]]''.
* Played straight as a laser [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2009/11/052.html here]] in ''Webcomic/OriginalLife''.
* [[http://squirrelqueen.wordpress.com/2009/01/11/cooties-perry-bible-fellowship/ This]] ''PerryBibleFellowship'' comic.
* ''Webcomic/OriginalLife'' did a whole storyline about cooties, starting [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/comic-51-100/ here]], and it's monstrously over the top.
* ''Webcomic/OzyAndMillie'' goes there, too. But not without some fun. Felicia's response to Millie touching her after being 'infested' by boy germs from Ozy? Runs away screaming for various cleaners, culminating with 'Heck, set me on fire!' And you thought it was useless..
* In ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard'', Jinx would [[http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1354.html rather kiss a chainsaw]] than be the possible subject of a crush.
* In ''GoblinHollow'', [[http://www.rhjunior.com/GH/00387.html "Girl/boy cooties" causes Lily and Penny to ponder the variable maturity of the goblins.]]
* In ''{{Sinfest}}'', [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3286 Lil' Evil's reaction to a hug from Monique.]]
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' had this [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070523 mentioned]] when Vanamonde was surprised that the Heterodyne heir claimant was a girl.
* Akiko Kitsune in ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' was happy that the sister hangs out with a girl [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-02-17 because boys are weird and gross]]. Of course, from this point the situation was bound to get more and more awkward.
* In ''ThistilMistilKistil'', [[http://tmkcomic.depleti.com/comic/ch06-pg15/ one of Coal's objections to bringing Hedda]].
-->'''Loki''': ''It amuses me that your emphasis was on "girl" out of all that.''

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[[folder: Web Original ]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM This]] fake PublicServiceAnnouncement raises "cootie awareness" by way of DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything.
* Before WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic matured ([[OneOfTheKids physically]], that is), he thought girls were loud and annoying.
* WebVideo/TVTrash: Rowdy C is shocked when young kids don't believe that kids have cooties.
* Patrick from ''WebOriginal/TheWarComms'' is this combined with HeManWomanHater.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-078-j This joke article]] at the Wiki/SCPFoundation wiki treats cooties as a paranormal threat which could potentially destroy the world.
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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* Ben from ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'' believes this throughout most of the original series (as he's a teenager in ''Alien Force'', he's outgrown it). He does make an exception for Kai, an Indian girl seen in one episode... but Kai takes his attention and runs with it... to creepy, creepy places.
* In the ''CodenameKidsNextDoor'' episode "Operation OUTBREAK", Sector V is sent on a mission to decontaminate the organization's underwater research center from the much-feared '''C'''oojatisnal '''O'''cto '''O'''ogie '''T'''erta '''I'''nfecto '''E'''pi '''S'''treptacaucus.
** Also subverted, once the team finds out what they're dealing with (an operative's kid sister), they think said operative is nuts for calling them.
* Cooties actually appear as girly butterflies which inhabit [=DeeDee's=] bedroom in ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory''. Dexter himself greatly fears them.
* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' This seems to be one of the main reasons the Eds flee from the [[StalkerWithACrush Kanker Sisters]]. This doesn't seem to apply to pretty, girl-next-door Nazz.
* Subverted on an episode of ''KingOfTheHill'', when Bobby is invited to a sleepover at a girl ([[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend note the space]]) friend's house:
--> '''Hank:''' Hey there, Bobby. I guess they found a cure for the cooties, huh? Heh heh heh.
--> '''Bobby:''' I dunno. What're "cooties"?
--> '''Hank:''' Well, when I was a boy, that's what we called the germs you get from girls.
--> '''Bobby:''' [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Oh, you mean like chlamydia]]?
--> '''Hank:''' Huh?
* On ''ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', the zoo animals see some children talking about cooties and are later convinced that Marlene has caused an outbreak of them after they start getting itchy. Turns out [[spoiler:Marlene had mistaken poison ivy for a moisturizing plant and had unwittingly spread it to the others.]]
* Inverted in the ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' episode "Cootie Gras", where our kindergartener heroines are terrified of a boy said to have cooties. Mojo Jojo uses this fact to keep the girls at bay until they get over it. Once they do, however, they leave him CoveredInKisses, then go kick Mojo's butt.
** In the episode "Femme Fatale", Bubbles says that boys "are worse than their cooties".
** Also, used in the first episode featuring the Rowdyruff Boys: The girls' ''key'' to defeat them is to look prettily at them and actually kiss them... and it works so well the guys ''explode'' in horror. Lampshaded right after this, when Bubbles and Blossom think kissing isn't ''that'' bad, but Buttercup is shown coughing and almost throwing up in disgust.
*** Note that in their second appearance this doesn't work, as Him had given them a "cootie shot."
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', because of NegativeContinuity, is all over the place with this one. Bart will go from apparently genuinely thinking girls have cooties, to making out with a girl, and then right back to thinking they have cooties.
** Played with in one episode. Bart has asked Ralph and Milhouse to sweep up the leaves in the garden (they're presumably getting paid). Then Sherri and Terri come along and ask the boys if they want to play with them. Bart refuses and gives Ralph and Milhouse their "cootie shots". However, when Bart sees their cousin, he's more than happy to play with them.
* The ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' kids have managed to maintain this for quite a while, except for Kenny, who appears to have been horny since age 8.
** Not really; what about Stan and Wendy? Usually the other boys just think it's stupid to be so interested in girls, not ''bad'' per se. (This, of course, changes when ''they'' get a GirlOfTheWeek.)
* WesternAnimation/BeverlyHillsTeens: Normally averted with Chester, who is quite interested in female attention (and gets much more than some of the older boys). However, in one episode [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Jillian]] responds to a remark about "embracing" boys with "how totally yucky". She changes her mind after a few minutes, when she is thrown into the air and Troy catches her.
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[[folder: Real Life ]]

* TruthInTelevision for both sexes in many cultures and environments (remember the cootie shots?), but the behavior tends to disappear around fourth grade. The general feeling and how early or late it tends to disappear, however, vary across cultures.
** Even once it disappears, there's a clear boy/girl divide usually until around the middle of Junior High. Until then, the boys and girls typically sit at seperate lunch tables, engage in seperate activities at Recess, etc.
* An article some years back (no link, sorry) about TamoraPierce played with this trope with an anecdote about the author's eight-year-old son, an avid reader. It was Mum's job just to bring home the books. At one point, Mum noticed that the pictures on the cover were of girls. Not boys, not animals, girls. She asked his son, "Is this a girl's book?" "No, it's not a girl's book," replies her son with all the scorn of an eight-year-old boy. Then he says, "It's about a girl."
** Later on in the article, the book's author (TamoraPierce, of course) mentions that parents have thanked her for including the subject of girls' periods. "Hmm, Mum didn't know that."
* Cooties can be used as a slang term for head lice that can be caught from people of the opposite sex.
* A humorous {{Gender Inver|ted Trope}}sion occurred during the filming of ''InterviewWithAVampire'', when eleven year-old KirstenDunst had to kiss BradPitt. Most women would have sold their souls for a chance to do it, but Dunst was apparently grossed out by the thought of Pitt having cooties. It turned out to be much more pleasant than she expected.

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