->''"German science is THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!"''
-->-- '''Rudol von Stroheim''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Part II''

Germans come in a wide variety of stereotypes. Brutal barbarians [[GrimUpNorth from the north]], cold blooded [[TheTeutonicKnights Knights Templar]], [[ImperialGermany corrupt aristocrats]], ThoseWackyNazis, and many more. But at the end of the day, there are only three German stereotypes: [[HerrDoktor Scientists/Doctors]], [[SuperSoldier Soldiers]] and [[OmnidisciplinaryScientist Engineers]]. And no matter of which variety a German character is, he will almost always be elite and Perfectionist at what he’s doing.

Note that Germans never lose their nerves and know no remorse. They do their job, they do it exceptionally and they are perfectionistic {{workaholic}}s; driven by achievement and performance, they seek perfection, and they don't stop until they have it. And when they have it, a little imperfection in their work and they drive themselves to fix that tiniest imperfection to be ''[[TheUbermensch perfect]]''. Emotions are [[TheStoic not necessary]]. It's almost like a national {{badass}}titute of some kind.

You won't find any German {{mooks}} outside of WorldWarII. If there are any Germans in the BigBad's employment, only the position of TheDragon or head scientist will be good enough for them. And if a work of fiction has a famous and important foreign scientist, expect him to be German as well, though this has become less frequent in newer works.

Interestingly, before the Prussian ascension, Germans were portrayed very differently in fiction: they were not really that efficient. For example, the HolyRomanEmpire was the sick man of Medieval Europe, while the popular conception in France prior to the FrancoPrussianWar was that Germans were too stuffed with sausages and sloshed with beer to be effective soldiers. [[OhCrap France found out they were wrong,]] [[CurbStompBattle the hard way.]] The trope maker was probably the Kingdom of {{Prussia}}. After the destruction of the HolyRomanEmpire under the Napoleonic Wars, it was Prussia, under OttoVonBismarck, a Real Life MagnificentBastard who coined the cynical term ''[[RealPolitik Realpolitik]]'', that reunified the Germanic sphere under the Prussian banner, and with it, the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_virtues Prussian virtues]] of self-discipline. Since the dominance of Prussia over the other German states, that depiction as inefficient has shifted over to Austrians and (to a lesser extent) the Dutch, partly because of the influence of [[FreestateAmsterdam Vrijstaat Amsterdam]]. However, Germany, appreciating both the culture of Bavarian and Prussia, is not a robotic sour "kraut" but closer to a WorkHardPlayHard attitude.

Designed and manufactured by German engineers and companies, German technologies, especially machines and vehicles, are included in this trope: if the manufacturer's name ends with "AG"[[note]]"Aktiengesellschaft" = "joint-stock company", equivalent to an American "corporation" or British "plc"[[/note]] or "[=GmbH=]"[[note]]"Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung" = "limited liability company"[[/note]], you can be damn sure it's going to be at least portrayed as ''really, really awesome''.

Compare with DichterUndDenker and AsianAndNerdy (especially the Japanese, a longtime ally, friend and fan of Germany). Contrast with GermanicDepressives and FascistButInefficient.

Note that this trope (despite the name) is only about ''actual'' Germans in Germany, not the descendants of German emigrants like German Americans nor the speakers of Germanic Languages such as the Danes, Swedes, and Norwegians.
!!Examples:

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* Commercials for German-made cars, especially BMW and Volkswagen, love to show us white lab-coated German engineers stoically watching their cars driven over gleaming steel ball-bearings in a controlled lab environment. And flinging inferior cars with a trebuchet.
** Just look at Audi’s marketing slogan "Vorsprung durch Technik", which translates to "lead through technology", or French car company Citroen claiming their new car was "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMQnPWjK5pE unmistakably German]]" to convince potential buyers that it was well engineered and efficient, or the Volkswagen marketing slogan "Das Auto", which translates as "The Car", as in "we are the only ones that make cars, everybody else are just a bunch of hacks." For more German singularity, BMW has "The Ultimate Driving Machine," Porsche has "Porsche. There is no substitute," Mercedes-Benz has "The Best Or Nothing," and Opel's slogan is "Wir leben Autos [We live cars]."
* Toyota put out a commercial where a bunch of German scientists (presumably working for a German car company) kidnapped a poor Toyota put it through its paces and wondered how something so good could be done outside of Germany.
* Volvo ran an advert boasting that when German car manufacturers want to test their cars, they do it on Swedish roads. And then makes the rather tenuous leap that a car actually ''made'' in Sweden must therefore be better.
* VinceOffer's famous Shamwow commercial: "It's made by the Germans, you know the Germans always make good stuff."
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[[folder:{{Anime}} & {{Manga}}]]
* Though their nationalities are never actually mentioned, General Uranus and his NumberTwo Colonel Hades in ''{{Appleseed}}'' perfectly personify this trope.
** A major BadAss herself, Deunan Knute is part German, of course.
* Germany in ''AxisPowersHetalia''.
** Prussia counts as well, when he bothers.
* ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' has Asuka who is German and excels at pretty much everything that doesn't involve emotional intelligence.
* Belka, the FantasyCounterpartCulture of ImperialGermany [-IN SPACE!-] from the ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha'' franchise, went on record waging war against the rest of the universe and actually dominating the fight for a thousand years in the backstory (even after their homeplanet was lost), and most of their long since abandoned weaponry is ''still'' [[RagnarokProofing operational]]. In a possible subversion, though, the [[AllThereInTheManual fluff]] suggests that they didn't invent their advanced tech themselves but inherited it from the even more advanced NeglectfulPrecursors.
* [[FromEroicaWithLove Major Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach]] is the very picture of this-and easily enraged when his hapless subordinates don't quite measure up.
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[[folder: ComicBooks]]
* In a ''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica'' arc, Hauptmann Deutschland manages to capture the RedSkull and his Skeleton Crew to place them on trial for War Crimes in Germany. As the Skull is led into the courtroom bound to a chair, the Hauptmann casually mentions that said chair also doubles as an electric chair and will be activated as soon as the court finds him guilty, addin "We Germans take pride in our efficiency". (Ironically -- or irritatingly, depending on one's point of view -- the entire ''operation'' is suspect from start to finish by German standards. Not only does Germany ''not'' make a habit of kidnapping suspected criminals off foreign soil for purposes of forcing them to stand trial in Germany, [[CriticalResearchFailure it has abolished the death penalty in 1949 in its constitution (article 102 of the Grundgesetz)]] -- [[ThoseWackyNazis the last regime that did]] managed to thoroughly discredit the concept.)
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[[folder:{{Film}}]]
* ''Film/JamesBond'' [[{{Supervillain}} villains]] seem to have a special fondness for German henchmen and bodyguards, especially Blofeld.
** Subverted by [[GiantMook Stamper]] in ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies'', who fails to kill James Bond, much to BigBad Elliot Carver's fury:
--->'''Carver:''' So much for German efficiency!
* Hans Gruber and most of his men in ''Film/DieHard'' are German, helping to both make them appear to be foreign terrorists as well as explaining what a tight operation they're running. ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance'' returns to the trope with Simon Gruber and his crew of badass, German thugs.
* The Swiss bobsled team in ''Film/CoolRunnings'' - their discipline is what Derice wants to emulate. [[spoiler:It fails spectacularly for the Jamaicans.]]
* The German drinking team in ''Film/{{Beerfest}}'' is shown to be maximizing their efficiency by drinking while working out to some Neue Deutsche Härte music. The American team is ''much'' more laid-back.
* In ''No Man's Land'', which deals with the civil war in ex-Yugoslavia, a UN officer tells another "We're being sent a German bomb disposal expert. Ours are busy. He should arrive at 1530. It is 1530." [German guy arrives] "''Pünktlichkeit''."
* Referenced in ''Ice Station Zebra'' (both film and book): "So they took the film made by ''your'' German scientists and put it in the camera made by ''our'' German scientists and launched it in the rocket made by ''their'' German scientists..."
* Lampshaded (and noticeably averted) in ''One Day in September'', the 1999 documentary film on the Munich Olympics Massacre of 1972. British journalist and novelist Gerald Seymour comments that such was the German reputation for ruthless efficiency resulting from WorldWarTwo, no-one doubted they had an elite storm squad ready for such situations. They didn't, and a bungled rescue operation cost the lives of the hostages. The incident did however lead to the creation of GSG-9 (see RealLife).
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[[folder:Literature]]
* This is referenced in the ''Literature/SixteenThirtyTwo'' Series, where the seventeenth-century Germans are surprised to find that the twenty-first-century Americans think Germans are stereotypically efficient and cold-blooded - it being quite the opposite of the seventeenth-century "folksy, fun-loving, perpetually quarreling" German stereotype.
* Subverted in the WWII novels by SvenHassel, where the the battle scenes portray the Germans as very efficient troops, but presents various officers as incompetent and the stubbornness to fight on as inefficient. Though there are several officers that are presented as competent and efficient, ranging from Lieutenant to even several Generals, they normally are the {{Butt Monkey}}s.
* Heinz Guderian in his ''Memoirs of a Soldier'' often criticized high-ranking officers who, despite their loss in WWI, were unable to see that motorized warfare was much more efficient in many circumstances and were focused on then obsolete tactics and equipment. Of course, he might have exaggerated that to emphasize his own importance but his sentiments are supported by other documents. It is also worth noting that this conservatism stemmed partially from the perfectionism and fear that reaching previous levels of efficiency with new weapons and tactics may require a very long time.
* "Scratch a German and you find precision, thought Bond."--''Literature/{{Moonraker}}''
* Interestingly, inverted in the works of Creator/{{Tacitus}} about the old Germanics: According to him, they were rather lazy.
* In one chapter of his travelogue ''Last Chance to See'', Creator/DouglasAdams describes meeting two German students in Zaire who are "young, fair-haired, vigourous, incredibly well equipped, and much better than us at virtually everything". He spends a night worrying about the fact this is an egregious stereotype, and it would be much easier to write about them if they were from Latvia, and then decides to just ''say'' they were Latvian for the rest of the chapter.
* ''The Beautiful Mrs. Seidenman'' by Andrzej Szczypiorski says that it's a typical German thing to try to excel in everything, whether in composing, thinking, working, owning, or [[BreadEggsMilkSquick exterminating]].
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[[folder:LiveActionTV]]
* Conan O'Brien would show [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqAdxN1IWQQ a clip]] of a fictional German show "Stachenblocken"
* Inverted in ''HogansHeroes'', where every single German is completely incompetent.
** Every single ''recurring'' German. Many of the one-off villains were actually threatening, but were usually handled by the end of the episode.
* When James May of ''TopGear'' took the Bugatti Veyron up to its top speed on a German test track, he mocked both this and his own [[SuperOCD obsessive-compulsive tendencies]]:
-->'''James''': But even when you've sorted the venue, you can't just jump in the car and go. This is Germany: there are procedures to go through. I like procedures.
* Inverted by ''BetterOffTed''. The German clients are intimidated by [[MegaCorp Veridian Dynamics]] because they seem to be "ruthlessly efficient and bent on world domination".
** Or played straight to emphasize the extent of the VD ruthlessness.
* Madrigal Elektromotiv [=GmbH=] from ''Series/BreakingBad'' gives off this impression. Their direct impact on the plot happens almost entirely through their american subsidiary, so the decision to make them Germans was most likely made just to emphasize that they are a highly efficient and organized industrial empire, way out of league of the small time gangs and even the Mexican cartel that Walter had been dealing with before.
* ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II'' - Blackadder and Melchett are being held prisoner by "Ludvig the Indestructible". Melchett doesn't have much hope of escape, but Blackadder thinks differently. Once Ludvig himself leaves for England, that just leaves the guards, who do the exact same thing every day (and even narrate it while they do so). When are at they at their weakest? [[spoiler: When they make insulting pelvic thrusts. Trust Blackadder to punch the hard one.]]
-->'''Blackadder:''' Germans are sticklers for efficiency and I've been watching their routine. I've selected the moment when they're at their most vulnerable...
* Israeli satire show ''Eretz Nehederet'' featured [[http://www.mako.co.il/tv-erez-nehederet/770e3d99ade16110?subChannelId=3b0f606dd6c73410VgnVCM2000002a0c10acRCRD&vcmid=2732ac8839d73410VgnVCM2000002a0c10acRCRD this skit]], satirising the high cost of living in Israel and the fact that Israeli products often cost ''less'' abroad than they do in Israel, and specifically the outrage at some Israeli chocolate bars being much cheaper at Israeli stores in the US than in Israel, and the rise of Israeli emigration due to this, often to Berlin (yes, [[RealityIsUnrealistic Berlin]]. The skit was styled as an ad for a supermarket, owned by an Israeli and offering Israeli products, often with [[ThisIsMyNameOnForeign Germanised names]], such as ‘Neka Sieben’ for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIO_LfXh_dk Neka 7]] and [[AllGermansAreNazis Zyklon B]] bug spray. To drive the point home, the owner asked his German delivery boy when a woman asking to have her groceries delivered should be home, and he answered, ‘Between 11:47 and 11:49.’
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[[folder:{{Music}}]]
* If you've ever wondered what Germanic efficiency ''sounds'' like, just listen to Music/{{Kraftwerk}}.
** Or Music/{{Rammstein}} for that matter, are there any other heavy metal bands as efficient? Any more imposing scene shows? German efficiency!
** Or the final schene of DasBoot - the march played at the schene the U-96 arriving to harbour is ''Erzherzog-Albrecht-Marsch", an actual march played when a German submarine arrived to port.
* {{Krautrock}}. Alles gesagt!
* Anything done with synthesizers and which is not synthpop, such as Music/{{Kraftwerk}}, Tangerine Dream, Music/EinsturzendeNeubauten etc.
* Or their more straightforward rock bands, like Music/WirSindHelden and Sportfreunde Stiller.
* Most synthesizer manufacturers, apart from the Japanese Roland, Korg and Yamaha, are German.
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[[folder:TabletopGames]]
* In ''TabletopGame/FengShui'', characters who use guns made by Heckler and Koch (such as the P7 and any member of the [=MP5=] family) or drive German-made vehicles such as the BMW 328i Convertible will often wax poetic about "fine German craftsmanship."
* Played straight and subverted at the same time in ''BattleTech''. House Steiner has strong Germanic influences, but for the longest time their military officers are construed largely as [[GeneralFailure General Failures]], and by extension their line troops are not viewed in any better light. However, they are highly respected as merchants and are both well known and often targeted by rival realms for their technological knowledge and large scale construction ability.
* ''MutantChronicles'': The Bauhaus corporation has a strong germanic overtone, (in fact, it is heavily implied to be [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauhaus_(company) the contemporary retail chain Bauhaus]]) and is obsessed with producing the best of everything. This is to the extent that they prefer to not field a major portion of their army to equipping soldiers with worse than top-of-the-line weapons.
* The Empire in ''{{Warhammer}}''. Naturally.
* In ''{{Rifts}}'', MegaCorp Triax Industries is arguably the most advanced[[note]]human[[/note]] military manufacturer on Rifts Earth. Appropriately enough, they're located in, and largely responsible for the creation of, the New German Republic.
* In ''TabletopGame/{{Shadowrun}}'', Essen-based German industrial conglomerate Saeder-Krupp (made up from the BMW fusing with the Krupp conglomerate and the fictional Saeder munitions) was the largest, most powerful and influential of the "Big Ten" {{Megacorp}}s even ''before'' they got an immortal dragon for a CEO in 2038. By the start of the game timeline in the 2050s, they're even more so.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''{{Starlancer}}'', the German-made Wolverine heavy fighter is the last starfighter that you can unlock, and probably the best ship in the entire game.
** In the sequel, ''{{Freelancer}}'', Rheinland's military fighters are the most powerful of the four empires. They still fall very short of the Edge World ships though.
* In ''VideoGame/ChronoCross'', the character Luccia is a brilliant, efficient, and morally ambiguous scientist with a very distinct German accent.
* Averted in ''VideoGame/ChampionsOnline''. The MadScientist side character Dr. Von Schulz is a pathetic coward (or maybe just a realist) who considers the whole plan failed as soon as TheHero enters his lab... for which he's quickly [[YouHaveFailedMe killed off]] by the [[ArchEnemy Nemesis]].
** Played straight, however, by Doctor Ohm, a minor German [[{{Villains}} Villain]] who stoically continues his work (hacking a computer in search of DeathRay blueprints) while TheHero is beating up his {{Mooks}} and MechanicalMonster only a few feet away from him.
* Belka, the FantasyCounterpartCulture of Germany featured in ''VideoGame/AceCombat5TheUnsungWar'' and ''VideoGame/AceCombatZeroTheBelkanWar'', easily has (had) the most advanced technology in Strangereal, and their ''entire airforce'' is [[BadassArmy comprised of aces]].
* Gunther Hermann from ''VideoGame/DeusEx''. Well, sort of.
* The Von Karmas from the ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' series are cold, efficient, and perfectionists to a fault. Interestingly enough, in Japan, the Von Karmas were American.
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[[folder:WebComics]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Xkcd}}'': Need a working rocket? [[http://xkcd.com/984/ Get a Nazi to build it!]]
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[[folder:WesternAnimation]]
* A recurring gag in the ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' episode "Ron the Man" is the contrast between [[SurroundedByIdiots the ineptitude of Dr. Drakken's henchmen]] and the Prussian efficiency of Professor Dementor's. Of course, [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption neither of them wins out in the end, anyway]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** In one episode, Homer is kidnapped in a conspiracy and replaced by a man who ''looked'' similar, but spoke in broken English with an obvious German accent. He manages to distract Marge from questioning him by offering to take her out to dinner and then having "efficient German sex." ([[DidTheyOrDidntThey We never find out if they went through with it, though]].)
** In an earlier episode, the power plant was bought out by a German company who lived this trope through and through; Lisa even told Homer that the reason Germany is an economic power is because of this trope. Interestingly, the Germans who actually came to run the plant were portrayed as being very friendly and approachable. Despite fears of mass layoffs, they ended up only laying off Homer (which, let's face it, is understandable) and most of the employees far preferred them to Mr. Burns.
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[[folder:Other]]
* Almost every modern action film and video game will have lots of German-made [[CoolCar cars]] and [[CoolGuns guns]] which are usually portrayed as being the best available. Works set in WorldWarII will also have German {{tank|Goodness}}s.
** Practically everything made by Heckler & Koch.
*** The [=MP5=] submachine gun.
*** The [=MP7=] [=PDW=].
*** The PSG-1 sniper rifle.
*** The [=HK416=] assault rifle, which is basically an improved variant of the American M4 series and the main weapon of the Delta Force.
*** The G36 assault rifle.
*** The [=HK 417=] battle rifle.
*** The [=P30=] pistol, which is the main weapon of Michael Westen from BurnNotice from season 4 onwards.
*** The USP, available in three calibres. The .45ACP version is what most Americans think of first and the 9mm is pretty widely used outside of the states.
** The Mauser C96 "Broomhandle".
** The Luger P08
** James Bond has made Walther Arms and its associated weapon very famous, most notably the Walther PP/PPK series of compact pistols and the Walther P99 series of full-sized pistols, as well as [[RareGuns the Walther WA2000 sniper rifle]].
*** WorldWarII made the Walther P-38 famous/infamous for its [[CoolGuns cool looks]] and for being the Nazi's pistol of choice.
** There's a reason things are called "the Mercedes of X". [=BMWs=] and Porsches also have a very high reputation.
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[[folder:RealLife]]
* DIN (''Deutsche Industrienormen'') standards. Das. Ist. Norm. [[labelnote:translation]]"This. Is. Norm.."[[/labelnote]]
* When Japan decided to become a modern and industrialized country, they first contracted French advisors and engineers, but quickly switched over to German experts after the Franco-Prussian War.
** There was a reason why Japan was considered as the "Prussia of the East.""
** The same is true of law: many developing nations in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, especially in Asia, adopted German civil law codes as the basis of their legal systems.
** Since Germany never really had extensive colonies and lost what little they had after just 30 years in World War I, it is one of the few major European countries that did not leave a lasting negative impression in Asia and Africa as an oppresive imperialist power. Which is part of the reason that one can still find numerous people with rather "naive" perceptions about the Nazi period.
* Manfred von Richthofen, ''[[TropeNamer the]]'' RedBaron. Probably the most famous fighter pilot of all time.
** UsefulNotes/ErwinRommel, the TropeNamer of the MagnificentBastard.
** Speaking of famous German military leaders, Germany (or at that time, more precisely Prussia) is credited with inventing the modern military staff college. Aknowledging the fact that landowners of the lower nobility do not neccessarily make great military commanders, the new academy focused on a scientific education in stategy, tactics, and military history, creating professional full-time officers. When this proved to be an extreme advantage over the common practice of selecting commanders through nepotism, the system soon became an international standard.
*** Another innovation was [[StrategyVersusTactics the invention of the military 'operation']] and the concept of lower-level initiative as a way of working around the imperfect nature and relatively slow speed of intelligence-gathering and messaging in the 19th century. Since all commanding officers were trained in strategies, tactics, and leadership, Generals were able to explain to their subordinates what goals they were supposed to accomplish and trust that they would adapt to any unexpected changes and exploit opportunities without having to wait for a messenger to bring updated orders. While this worked well for the pre-telephone era, by the time of WorldWarOne this approach was dated and caused far more problems than it solved because more often than not subordinates would use their freedom of action to act in the 'self-interest' (reduced casualties, greater glory) of their own formations rather than that of the entire force[[note]] Insubordination by the Germans' First Army during the Battle Of The Marne forced the German right flank (then due east of Paris) to retreat because instead of conducting a defense-in-depth as they'd been ordered to [[AttackAttackAttack they'd tried to counter-attack the Franco-British force that was attacking them.]] This forced the entire German army to pull back, eliminating their chance of taking Verdun that year[[/note]]. Passable operational plans being blown to hell by insubordination at crucial junctures crippled the German war effort and prevented the German army from accomplishing ''anything in particular'' against ''anyone''.
* When rocket engineer Wernher von Braun was captured by the Allies in WorldWarII, he was taken straight to the US to work on ''their'' rocket program. Prompting jokes that the Saturn V is a great ride because "Duh, German engineering!"
** ''TheRightStuff'', among other accounts, suggests that TheSpaceRace was really a contest between "our Germans and their Germans."
* The German Swat Team, the "GSG-9". The Badass Counter-Terrorists in ski masks in ''VideoGame/CounterStrike'', their first assignment was the liberation of a plane from terrorists armed with small arms and grenades(!). Four hostages were lightly wounded, two terrorists shot, two others survived. Granted they'd trained on that particular plane type, but still... This is not so surprising considering the circumstances of their founding (the aftermath of the Munich Olympic Massacre in 1972) and the political climate in the 1970s Germany, with the [[TheRevolutionWillNotBeCivilized Red Army Faction]] rampant and killing people left and right. [[ObligatoryJoke But mostly right]].
* AlbertEinstein arguably subverted it. While a very clever German, he was, well, AlbertEinstein.
* Michael Schumacher, statistically the greatest FormulaOne driver the sport has ever seen. So efficient, he tunes his car's settings ''as he drives''. He is also (possibly) [[TopGear The Stig]]. Which explains a lot.
** He was unveiled as the Stig on the show, but when they started using the white Stig, Schumacher still had a racing career. If he has taken up the helmet, he probably wasn't the only driver to do so.
** Now there's Sebastian Vettel who looks set to break Schumacher's FormulaOne records.
* The German [[TheBeautifulGame football team]]. They've only missed qualifying for UsefulNotes/TheWorldCup twice, and that was because they couldn't enter (the Depression meant they couldn't afford to send a team to the 1930 World Cup, while the lack of a national federation and ongoing partition meant they weren't eligible for the 1950 World Cup). Of the eighteen times they have qualified, they've reached the last eight or better seventeen times[[note]] The lone exception came in 1938, when Switzerland eliminated them in the first round of a straight knockout tournament.[[/note]], the last four or better thirteen times, and the final eight times, all tournament records. Their four titles are second only to Brazil's five (while tying [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter the only team the Germans regularly lose to]], Italy). They've also qualified for ten UEFA {{European Championship}}s (every one since 1972), reaching the semi-finals eight times and the final six times, winning three of them - again, all tournament records (the last shared with Spain).
--> '''Gary Lineker:''' Football is a simple game. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.
** It's telling that nobody ever says that Germany is "an excellent team." They say that the group with the Germans is "a difficult group."
** There are few better examples of the German football team's ruthless efficiency than their ''utter desolation'' of hosts Brazil in the first semi-final match of the 2014 World Cup. Die gnadenlosen Deutschen eviscerated the five-time World Cup winners by the score of '''7-1'''.
** The women's team too. Two World Cup championships in a row and did not concede a single goal in 2007[[note]]Then they got knocked down ''at home'' [[AntiClimax by Japan 4 years later...]][[/note]]. Tied with USA in overall World Cup victories. The lowest FIFA ranking they ever dropped to? ''Third''.
** In fact, Germany is the only country to have won both the men and women's World Cups.
** It's important to note that German football, stereotypically, is usually contrasted to Latino football: no pretty tricks of star players, only mechanical precision and relentlessness. One reason for the success is an overhaul of the youth system in the early 2000s.
** In 2014 the men's team won their fourth star. A month later the U-19 team took the Euro and less than a month after that, the women's team took the U-20 World Cup.
* Heckler & Koch [=GmbH=] makes many of the CoolGuns known to audiences today: the [=MP5=], the G36, the USP, the [=XM8=], etc. Practically all of their products were designed with solid engineering and construction in mind.
** Before H&K, there was Mauser, whose legendary bolt-action design is probably one of the most widely used designs in bolt-action rifles today. Their C96 "Broomhandle" pistol is also highly regarded as one of the first practical semi-automatics, well-made and capable of firing a far more powerful cartridge than most other pistols at the time.
** It is a bit more complicated. German firearms are often renowned not for their ballistic efficiency (not that they are bad in that aspect) but for their ergonomics and manufacturing costs.
* During WW2, engineers working in the aeronautic branch of the military (especially the armament designers) often joked that their superiors constantly wanted them to break the laws of physics, so ''some'' of their inventions might be slightly flawed.
* [[TankGoodness Rhein]][[MoreDakka met]][[CoolGuns all]] AG. The Rheinmetall 120 mm gun is used on the Leopard II, Abrams, Type-90 and the South Korean [=K1A1=]. It is also being considered for the (excellent) British Challenger. This makes it one of the most (possibly ''the'' most) common tank guns in the world.
** And before Rheinmetall, there was Krupp. During its heyday, the company was the backbone of German heavy industry, renowned for the quality of its steel products (after WW2 it was discovered that German steel plate for their tanks was roughly 20% better than British steel). That quality then in turn translated to everything else from artillery to shipbuilding (also mainly for the military). The company still exists as part of [=ThyssenKrupp=], one of the largest industrial conglomerates in the world.
** BASF (Baden Aniline and Soda Factory), the biggest chemical company in the world. And owners of the biggest single industrial complex of the world. Said industrial complex is a chemical factory, and as almost every chemical factory they burn their unusable gasses every once in a while. The resulting flame can be seen from space, a distinction shared with maybe a handful of other man-made phenomena.
* Going way back, ''Ulfberht'', probably the most well known manufacturer of high-quality swords in Europe from the 9th to 11th century, is believed to have been based in the area near Solingen, which to this day is known for the manufacturing of knives and blades.
* Another ancient German company is Merck [=KGaA=],[[note]][=KGaA=]=''Kommanditgesellschaft auf Aktien'', "Command Company with Shares," meaning a hybrid partnership-corporation arrangement whereby some "shareholders"--usually holding, collectively, a majority stake--actually have unlimited liability and are thus more like partners, with the "shareholders" being a minority; this arrangement generally exists among family-run German companies as a way to bring the capital-raising benefits of being publicly traded to their firm without running the risk of losing control[[/note]] originally an apothecary's shop in Darmstadt founded in 1668, today a multibillion-dollar pharmaceutical and chemical company with a fantastic reputation for innovative products.[[note]]This Merck should not be confused with Merck & Co., which is an American firm founded after the US government seized the German Merck's assets during UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. Interestingly, Merck & Co. was actually run by a branch of the Merck family until the 1950s; a scion of the family had been sent in 1891 to oversee the US operations, and his children, who ended up running the new American company, were thoroughly American.[[/note]]
* Carl Zeiss AG, one of the oldest and top-of-the-line manufacturers of optical equipment - everything from binoculars to microscopes, to things like planetarium projectors and other equipment used in astronomy, as well as military equipment in the form of rangefinders and sniper scopes.
* The Germans also prefer efficiency in speech, [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13545386 according to the BBC. They have no word for "small talk",]] and [[HatesSmallTalk some of them even perceive it as being quite close to lying]].
** The closest word to "small talk" in German language is the rarely-used "Schwatz", which comes from "Geschwätz", meaning pointless or nonsensical talk.
** The modern German term for "small talk" is in fact the [[GratuitousEnglish anglicism "Small Talk"]].
** There would also be "quatschen" (which comes from "Quatsch" or "nonsense" in English again) or "plaudern", "schwafeln" or more but these are even more negatively connoted.
** In the same vein, the concept of "white lie" is not well known in Germany. Lying in any way is seen as an insult, because you either don't care enough to give an honest answer, think someone has to be shielded from the truth like a child, or believe they're not intelligent enough to notice they're being lied to. Also, they wouldn't have asked if they didn't want an honest truth, right? (German directness, again.)
*** The closest translation German has for "white lie" is "Notlüge" ("emergency/distress lie"). As you can tell, this word doesn't exactly imply all too casual usage.
** And the German word for "talk show" is... "Talkshow".
* OlderThanPrint: ''Literature/{{Blossfechten}}'', Germany's brand of basic swordsmanship. It was and is highly efficient to the point that other European kingdoms, empires and territories ended up adopting and adapting it. For even greater detail, see UsefulNotes/EuropeanSwordsmanship.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieter_Rams Dieter Rams]], product designer at Braun, is famous for his austere minimalist designs that influenced later Apple products.
* Dirk Nowitzki became a very curious case in the NBA in regards to this. His style of basketball is very different from the standard seen in America - he never showboats, he does not risk fouls, he does not make flashy moves - but he can score practically ''anywhere'' within range of the basket. And draw a foul in the process. He also rarely misses free throws.
** His style has some drawbacks. Nowitzki is a pretty bad defender, and his lack of physicality is one of the reasons his 1st-seeded team lost to the 8th-seeded Warriors in 2007.
** He also doesn't have an agent which is simply unheard of in pro-sports, and despite of that, is able to negotiate contracts upwards to $20-million per year and well in the top 3 of the league's highest salaries.
* The cultural difference shows up in the branding of the Ritter Sport chocolates. In the US: "The handy chocolate square." In Germany: "Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut." ("Square. Practical. Good.") The chocolate itself is an example: a perfect (4x4) square of chocolate, with the chocolate itself being delicious and the packaging engineered to open in ''just'' the right way.
* Staedtler is an office product company that, among other things, produces high-end fineline pens and engineering pencils. Their main selling point is ergonomic and (naturally) efficient design.
* Much of the characteristics described in the intro probably stem from Germany going up against much of the rest of the world twice in the first half of the 20th century and, while not winning, giving a hard fight. The morale and endurance of the German army of those two wars is considered by many historians almost miraculous. Especially in WWII, though not very nice, the Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe and Kriegsmarine did hold out long after hope of even a draw was gone.
** And they might have done better in the second one without the horrendous number of foolish acts and other inefficiencies decreed by the Nazis. But some of their greatest mistakes (''Taifun'', ''Zitadelle'', their response to ''Bagration'') [[MisBlamed were neither Hitler's nor the Nazis' doings]].
** And they might have done better in the first one if their [[StrategyVersusTactics command system wasn't so]] ''[[WeAreStrugglingTogether egregiously]]'' [[RightHandVersusLeftHand bad]]. 'The German Army' was an organisation in name only. In any given operation, there were ''many'' 'German Armies' and each one of these ''would compete against the others''. There are no words for how mind-bogglingly stupid this is.
* An engineering example: [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_von_Terzaghi Karl von Terzaghi]]. If you can build your house (or skyscraper) on soil today, it's largely thanks to him. None of his work has been significantly improved upon since the ''1920s''. Before him, there had been no major improvements in predicting how soils behave under heavy loading since ''the Romans''.
* Current European economic policies, which consist mostly of austerity, are strongly advocated by [[TheChancellorsOfGermany Chancellor Angela Merkel]] as the best solution, but she is heavily criticized for it throughout Europe, in Greece and France in particular (it led to government changes in both countries). In many ways, a ruthless adherence to this trope, insofar as Merkel's austerity agenda is hugely efficient at recouping the gambling losses of major German financial institutions.
* German soldiers in the period of AllTheLittleGermanies were a DoubleSubversion. Germany was famous for being a ChewToy, but that was because of their political divisions. When one wanted soldiers, Germans were always a good buy.
* The architectural and design style associated with the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauhaus Bauhaus]] school tends to emphasize the functionality of the buildings or artifacts in question.
* People of Königsberg said that they could set their clocks after Immanuel Kant. (Note: Kant was famous for his rigid adherence to his personal time schedules. He is said to have missed his daily walk precisely once in his life, when he was particularly engrossed in [[Creator/JeanJacquesRousseau Rousseau]]'s ''Émile''.)
* In some cases, in POW camps the Allied prisoners ''counted on'' this kind of punctuality and routine expected from Germans. In one case, an escape was successful because the Germans insisted on having soldiers fall in, form up into neat rows, and ''only then'' was the counting started.
* The paper sizes commonly used in Europe are originally German DIN 476 standard for paper sizes. The A0 sheet has area of one square meter with sides equalling the golden section (Fibonacci series), 841 by 1189 millimetres. A1 is that sheet halved, A2 is A0 quartered etc. The number behind the A denotes the power of the fraction of A0. A4, the most common European paper sheet, is 1/16th (A0 exp -4) of the area of A0. The B series for printing books are the geometric mean between A sheers. And, finally, C series denote the envelopes. Envelope size C4 is designed to contain an A4 sheet.
* Likewise, the European paper hole punch standard is originally German DIN standard. Two 6 mm holes punched 80 mm apart with a margin of 12 mm of the edge of the paper.
* As is the Euro plug used for AC in Europe.
* The German national flag-carrier, Lufthansa, is generally held in high regard by travelers, at least more so than most other international airlines. It is no surprise, then, that they are one of the world's largest airlines (in terms of revenue, fleet size, and annual volume of passengers and cargo), one of five founding members of Star Alliance, the world's largest airline alliance, and the first airline to fly Boeing's new 747-8I.
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