->'''BillBailey''': ''There's a certain efficiency about it. [German accent] "He does something and falls over! It is very amusing! Before he was valking in the straight line, zen he walked into ze door! Zis is genius!"''
-->--''{{QI}}'', on [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Germans' love of]] ''Series/MrBean''

''Okay, Joke #1...''

Contrary to [[GermanicDepressives some opinion]], [[NoSenseOfHumor Germans have a sense of humour]]. Well, considering that a person who lived in Chemnitz from 1900 to 2000 would have to go through [[UsefulNotes/ImperialGermany the Kaiserreich]], two World Wars, UsefulNotes/NaziGermany, UsefulNotes/EastGermany (during which time his city would have to endure being called "Karl-Marx-Stadt" even though poor old Karl was born and raised in Trier--about as far from Chemnitz as you can get in Germany) and UsefulNotes/TheBerlinRepublic, possession of one would become pretty much mandatory.

There also are strong cultural differences. Bavarian (and Austrian, if they can be counted here) humor is more down-to-earth and gritty, while the Western Germans seem to carry their Karneval/Fasching/Fastnacht (Mardi Gras/Carnival) lightheartedness in all their comedy. Since the major low-brow TV stations are based in that area, this translates into an almost unwatchable fare nationwide. Between these, the national character of GermanHumor is [[BlackComedy darker than what many Americans are comfortable with]]. However, it is seldom as dark as RussianHumor, which can veer straight into BlackComedy.

Britons may even be surprised to hear that German (especially Northern German) humour is actually very similar to their own - a bizarre combination of dry wit and slapstick. The "NoSenseOfHumour" stereotype appears to originate in a combination of the [[strike:German]] Prussian reputation for [[GermanicEfficiency efficiency]] and a perceived lack of the (uniquely British) habit of using humour as a "default mode" for dealing with the world in general.

Part of the reason for the image of Germans as humourless is that there are comparatively few comedies in German dramatic writing, however this impression is in no small part due to the fact that German critics and literary scholars tend to put a bigger premium on "serious" writing, and thus only very few stage comedies are described as "classic". However, there are quite a few comedies written in [[UsefulNotes/GermanDialects dialect]], comic operas and operettas. Also, as Robert Gernhardt, a great writer of comic poems, has pointed out, Germany has a great tradition in the short form, with an unbroken line of highly original comic poets spanning back at least to the beginning of the 18th century, something no other national literature other than the British can boast of.

Germany has a strong tradition of satirical cabaret shows dating back to the 19th century, with some cabaretists becoming nationally famous. This satirical fixation somewhat mirrors a perceived whinyness in the German nature generally. However, the nature of the medium means it doesn't travel well.

'''Some examples of German humour:'''
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy The Bielefeld Conspiracy]].

[[folder: East-Germany jokes]]
* UsefulNotes/EastGermany jokes, for example (From TheOtherWiki):
** How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on TheBerlinWall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it.
*** Yeah, bananas were scarce. Another one: A young West German boy taunts an East German boy by shouting over the wall: "Hey! We have bananas!" East German boy: "So? We have socialism." West German boy: "So? We'll have that too, soon." East German boy, triumphant: "See, then you won't have any bananas anymore either!"
** (To fully understand what's the deal about the Trabant, see TheAllegedCar.)
*** How do you double the value of a Trabant? Fill up the tank! And how do you triple it? Buy a fuel cap! (The Czechoslovak Skoda cars were subject to similar jokes, but unlike Trabant, Skoda didn't fold and now makes decent cars--as a subsidiary of the formerly West German Volkswagen)
**** And how do you ''quintuple'' its value? Place a banana on the back seat.
*** What did East Germany do with all its surplus Trabants after the Wall fell? They became East German toilet paper! (Trabants had a lot of cheap material in their bodies, including, sometimes, a material known as duroplast made up of papers and plastics, usually incorrectly reported as cardboard.)
*** There was also an untranslatable one based on the German word for "dual-circuit brakes" containing the word for "county" (''Kreis'', literally "circle", also meaning "circuit"); "Have you heard that the new Trabants have dual-circuit brakes (''Zweikreisbremse'')?" "That's a big improvement! The old ones took three or four counties (''Kreise'') to stop!"
*** "Trabant 601? What does 601 stand for?" "600 people ordered, one has gotten delivery". (Or for the 1990 model, "600 cars on the lot and one customer").
*** How many workers does it take to assemble a Trabant? Two. One folds, one glues.
*** Why is the Trabant the most silent car in the world? Because it's so small you have to squeeze your knees on your ears while driving.
*** An ArabOilSheikh hears that there's a German car you have to wait twelve years for. (Yes, it's the very Trabant, and yes, people really had to wait years to get one.) He thinks that it must be a very great car and orders one. The East Germans think that it can't hurt to be friendly to a rich sheikh and send him one Trabant immediately. Soon after, the sheikh tells a friend: "These Germans were very nice - they sent me a cardboard model of the car, and guess what? You can even drive it!"
*** Why were there no bank robberies in UsefulNotes/EastGermany? Because the robbers would have had to wait for a getaway car for twelve years.
*** What's the difference between a Trabant and a coffin? You order the coffin after the death of a person and the Trabant after their birth.
*** In UsefulNotes/TheBerlinRepublic. A professor from western Germany is teaching at a university in eastern Germany. Outside, it starts raining, and some students want to go out. Professor: "You don't have to be afraid for your cars, they won't swim away - cardboard doesn't float!" (This actually happened.)
*** Also a RealLife example: The Trabi for once had the last laugh, when a couple of German motoring journalists took it through the notorious 'moose test' - where a car is swerved very sharply to avoid an obstacle - and passed with flying colours. Even funnier still? The 1997 Mercedes A-Class, with among the world's best engineering - didn't.
*** Policeman: "Aren't you the guy who stole a Trabbi this morning?" Guy: "Of course not! If you don't believe me, frisk me!"
** On the subject of paper products an IncrediblyLamePun that even works in English:
-->Q: Why do they make the toilet paper so hard in the GDR?
-->A: Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red.
** The teacher asks: "Fritzchen, why are you always speaking of our Soviet brothers? It's 'Soviet friends'." Fritz responds: "Well, you can pick your friends."
*** After the BerlinWall fell, many ex-Stasi agents became taxi drivers. Hence, "Just tell the cab driver your name, he already knows your address".
** How do you know the Stasi has bugged you? [[IncrediblyObviousBug You have a new closet and a generator is running on the street]].
** "Before the BerlinWall, we were on the edge of disaster[[labelnote:lit.]]at the edge of the abyss.[[/labelnote]]. Today, we have taken a huge step forward."


* While the Trabant joke wave was still rolling in TheEighties and into the early [[TheNineties Nineties]], a humorous semi-a cappella song single-handedly spawned its successor, a long series of jokes about the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel_Manta Opel Manta]], making it awkward practically over night to drive a Manta. The jokes aren't so much about the car itself as it's a decent sports coupé with no serious shortcomings. They rather focus on the clichés it is surrounded with; many of these are [[TruthInTelevision true]], but here they are cranked UpToEleven. The Mantas themselves are lowered and fit with supersized bodykits, rear wings, wide tires, a Kenwood sticker on the rear window, and the inevitable "fox tail" on the radio antenna (among many other modifications). The drivers are utterly dumb proletarians wearing tracksuit pants, cowboy boots, and [[EightiesHair mullets]], who always have DumbBlonde hairdressers as girlfriends. Almost all Manta drivers are from certain places in North Rhine-Westphalia, some are from the Ruhr area, but most are from Bergheim (Cologne is a city near Bergheim - yep, not the other way round). Last but not least, a Manta is ''always'' driven with one elbow out of the window.
** Those non-German tropers who are by any chance familiar with the ''Series/NewKids'' franchise (either the series or the movies) will know exactly what the stereotype is. True, in the case of ''New Kids'', the protagonists are Dutch, but it applies in almost the same fashion to the German Manta drivers in German jokes.
** Basically the same stereotype that attached to Chevy Camaros in America and Ford Capris in Britain at about the same time.
** The shortest Manta joke of all: A Manta is parked in front of a university (shortest in german: "Steht 'n Manta vor 'ner Uni").
** Why do so many Mantas have triangular gas pedals? Because cowboy boots aren't rectangular.
** What remains when a Manta burns down? A golden necklace and a crying hairdresser.
** Why are Manta drivers buried on Mondays only? Because that's the hairdressers' day off.
** Where do Mantas rust first? On the top edge of the driver's door due to armpit moisture.
** Why do some Mantas have eight additional headlights? That way they can be driven at night with sunglasses on.
** What's a Manta without a rear wing? Broken.
** How does a Manta driver make a family portrait? He puts everyone in the Manta and races through a speed trap.
** What does a Manta driver do at a gas station for four hours? He tries to quit smoking.
** What's the last thing that goes through a Manta drivers head, when crashing into a wall? The rear wing.
** What's a Manta Light? An [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel_Ascona#Ascona_B Ascona B]].
** How do you recognize the garage of a Manta driver? By the blood trails in elbow height.
** Why did Opel want to build a 40-cm-wide Manta? So the driver could stick out both elbows.
*** Why didn't they build it? Because the Kenwood sticker didn't fit onto the rear window anymore.
* Saxon / Bavarian / Austrian / East Frisian / whatever stereotypes.
* Puns, including humorous 'kennings' (e.g. 'Groschengrab', 'dime grave' for parking meters).
* Various sentence structures kick verbs to the end of a clause or sentence. Thus, it is said that you need only listen for the last five minutes of a politician's speech, since that's when they'll tell you what they'll actually ''do''.
* Schadenfreude, which is taking pleasure from another's misfortune.
** ...which goes so far that Germans have [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_A-Class A-class jokes]] since it failed the moose test.
** One good example: On a small Allgäu farm, a kid runs home during a terrible rainstorm. His mother opens the door and then asks him, where his dad has gone to. The son, who is totally soaked and cold, but tries to explain,
*** "''D-D-Daddy... h-he... oh g-g-god... o-o-on t-the field... r-rain...''"
*** "''For god's sake, spit it out, son! If you can't say it, then sing it!''"
*** "*to the tune of ''Mary Had A Little Lamb''* ''♪ Daddy got struck by a bolt, a lighting bolt, a lightning bolt... ♫''"
* BlackComedy such as ''Webcomic/{{Nichtlustig}}'' ("not funny"). The english version can be found [[http://www.notfunnycartoons.com/main.html here]].
* Jokes like [[http://www.ruthe.de/frontend/index.php?pic=12&sort=datum&order=DESC this]]. It should be understandable even though it is not translated.
** There ''is'' nothing to translate. "Splortsch" is not even a real German word. It's something like [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia onomatopoeia]].
* ''Film/ForkliftDriverKlaus'' - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo The First Day on the Job]], which is BloodyHilarious.
* The German dub of ''HogansHeroes''.
* ''Series/RaumschiffGamestar''.
* Phenomenons like ''WebVideo/SinnlosImWeltraum'', ''WebVideo/LordOfTheWeed'' or Creator/{{Coldmirror}}'s ''Harry Potter''-GagDub.
* There were several extremely dark jokes during the [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany Nazi era]], which had about the same function as [[RussianHumour Soviet political anecdotes]] and were about as dangerous to tell. The jokes usually focused on the Gestapo, the SS or the "Führer" himself, and were definitely intended to be derisive (hence the covert nature). Later, during [[UsefulNotes/WorldWar2 the war itself]], the jokes got progressively darker and darker and were more related to the war itself, outright transforming into GallowsHumor at the very end.
--> Did you hear? Berlin is now the city of warehouses! There were houses over there and there were houses over there!
:: (This works much better in German, as "Warenhaus", the German word for warehouse, is a homophone to "war 'n Haus", the contraction of "War ein Haus", which means "[there] was a house". That's why, as seen above, in English the plural is a better/more homophonic translation.)
** It's even better translated as: "The land of ''Ware''houses. As in, ''Where'' is my house? Where is my house?!"

Another joke from that era: "Have you heard? The Reichstag is on fire!" "Psst. Not until tomorrow!" It was well known in germany at the time that the Nazis started the fire themselves.

'''Famous humorist writers from Germany:'''
* Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, dramatist, critic and writer of humorist verse. When e. g. the German Literature department of Cambridge University talks of there being only three German classical comedies, Lessing's play ''Minna von Barnhelm'' is named first (the other two are Heinrich von Kleist's ''Der zerbrochne Krug'' and Gerhart Hauptmann's ''Der Bieberpelz'').
* Johann Nepomuk Nestroy and Ferdinand Raimund, the two giants of Viennese stage comedy in the early 19th century (at the time Vienna belonged to the German Federation). One of Nestroy's plays, ''Einen Jux will er sich machen'' was adapted into English by ThorntonWilder as ''The Merchant of Yonkers'' and ''The Matchmaker'' (later turned into the musical ''HelloDolly'') and by TomStoppard as ''On the Razzle''.
* Heinrich Heine, of ''Loreley'' fame (yes, he wasn't exclusively humorist / satirist)
* Creator/WilhelmBusch (creator of ''Max and Moritz'' (spiritual predecessors of ''ComicStrip/TheKatzenjammerKids'') and many other famous characters)
* Christian Morgenstern
* Joachim Ringelnatz
* Kurt Tucholsky (also a great satirist and novelist)
* Curt Goetz, known mainly for his light comedies, many of which were also turned into movies.
* Erich Kästner
* Ernst Jandl
* F. W. Bernstein
* Robert Gernhardt
* Creator/WalterMoers
* Creator/{{Janosch}}

'''Famous German comedians:'''
* Frank Wedekind, a member of the pre-World War One cabaret troupe ''Die elf Scharfrichter'' ("the eleven executioners"), but better remembered for his serious work, ''Lulu'' and ''Spring's Awakening'', as usual.
* Creator/KarlValentin
* Creator/{{Loriot}}
* Heinz Erhardt - also famous for the word-play of his poems
* Otto (Waalkes), from East Frisia
* Helge Schneider - also a rather talented jazzman
* Willy Millowitsch (he appeared in ''National Lampoon's European Vacation'', as the German relative) from Cologne (many German comedians [[GermanDialects speak some dialect]] and make very localized jokes - similar as in Britain).
* Dieter Hildebrandt, one of founders of the Munich cabaret ''Münchener Lach- und Schießgesellschaft'' in 1956, later the host of several hard-hitting satirical shows on television.
* Wolfgang Neuss, the enfant terrible of post-war German cabaret.
* Hanns Dieter Hüsch.
* Badesalz, a comedy duo from [[TheSixteenLandsOfDeutschland Hesse]]
* While not (yet) as legendary as the above mentioned, Mario Barth is the current (as of 04/2009) holder of the world record of the largest Live Comedy Show, filling the Olympia Stadium in Berlin with 70,000 people.
* Michael Mittermeier. Uses more sophisticated humour than the aforementioned Mario Barth who mainly aims for stereotypes.
* Michael 'Bully' Herbig. Comedian and director, probably the most successful German director of recent times - ''Film/DerSchuhDesManitu'' (parody of the Karl May movies such as ''Literature/{{Winnetou}}'' which were extremely popular in the 60s and 70s) and '''''T'''raumschiff Surprise'' (a very gay ''Franchise/StarTrek'' parody) are his fault.
* Thomas Hermanns. Founder of the first German stand up comedy club. Has clubs in Hamburg and Berlin. Gets televised on TV too.
* Volker Pispers, incredibly funny with serious themes, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4H_E8b-qmo like this, with subtitles]]. If you don't mind he gets very political, and by that, I mean "left".
** While he is more on the left side of the political spectrum, he certainly pokes fun at them too.
* Dieter "Didi" Hallervorden. Everyone knows some of his sketches and can cite lines, like "I want a big bottle of French fries!" Has a sketch show called DidisComedyShow. Also did political cabaret and more serious stuff, but less people know this.
* Although hosts of their respective late night talk shows, rather than "pure" comedians, Harald Schmidt and Stefan Raab are also worth mentioning.
** When [[DavidLetterman Letterman]] mentions "That guy from germany, who does my show", he's referring to Schmidt, who created such an exact duplicate that not only the sets, but even the hosts look the same.
* Dieter Nuhr, who is said to prove that humor and intelligence are not mutually exclusive. His cabaret centers around human intelligence and brain (provided it exists and there is one to speak of), technical advancements, gender conflicts and perception of the world, religion, etc.
* Henning Wehn, a German comedian based in the UK (self-styled as the "German Comedy Ambassador in London"), most known for his appearances on shows such as ''TheNewsQuiz'', ''TheNowShow'' and ''Radio/TheUnbelievableTruth''. His act is typically based upon English stereotypes of the Germans. Henning also has been known to turn the tables on England though, including referencing England's performance in the [[FIFAWorldCup 2010 Soccer World Cup]] "Nobody mention the World Cup! I mentioned it once, but [[Series/FawltyTowers I think I got away with it!]]"
--> ''Henning Wehn:'' "As we say in Germany - Always end with a 'Heil!'"
** Henning also has made jokes about his own career. In a recount about his show "My Struggle", he delighted that the reaction of the English to it could keep him employed as a comedian for many years; Australian audiences didn't have the same reaction - socially, he thought that that was wonderful, but professionally he wished Australians could be a bit more bigoted.
* Hagen Rether, who accompanies his drily delivered, vicious satire on a grand piano.
* Creator/MarcUweKling, who tells stories about his room mate, a communist kangaroo (better than it sounds)
* The Turkish-descended German comedian [[WasGuckstDu Kaya Yanar]] focuses on multicultural humour.
* Another Turkish-descendant Serdar Sumuncu, who pokes fun at the integration of migrants. He is so integrated that he has the "golden Edmund Stoiber with ribbon", is a self-proclaimed "Hate preacher" and runs out to the Autobahn at night with a ruler to find out if the stripes are all the same distance apart. His main acts include poking fun at Naziism, Nationalism, Germans, Migrants, and he famously read out of ''Mein Kampf'' and commented on what he read... humorously.
* A third well-known comedian of Turkish descent is Bülent Ceylan.
* It's safe to say that about 80% of the celebrities in Germany are comedians.
** The majority of the rest are Politicians, which are considered AcceptableTargets of satire. This is demonstrated to great effect in the annual Bavarian ritual of the "Nockherberg" - essentially a political satire featuring a monk, or recently Mother Bavaria, preaching at the occasion of opening the first barrel of strong beer in lent. It can get quite ugly, but being reprimanded or spoofed in the following "singspiel" (comedic musical) is considered an honor. Politicians are expected to be good sports, and quite a few genuinely are, thus inviting being mocked even more the following year.
** In the same vein, some politicians are considered to be comedians, at least in the eyes of the opposition.
** Chancellor Helmut Schmidt certainly was renowned for his acerbic wit, which gained him the nickname ''Schmidt Schnauze'' (Schmidt the Lip).
** Former Foreign Minister and leader of the Green Party Joschka Fischer was also a noted wit, particularly famous for two sayings at the beginning and end of his career:
*** Near the beginning, he said this on the floor of the Bundestag:
-->''Mit verlaub, Herr Präsident, Sie sind ein Arschloch.'' ("[[WithDueRespect With respect, Mr. President]], [[SophisticatedAsHell you are an asshole]].")
*** Near the end, when the 2005 election resulted in the possibility of a "Jamaica coalition" of the CDU/CSU, FDP, and Greens, Fischer famously shot down the proposal by saying, ""Can you really see Angela Merkel and Edmund Stoiber sitting round the table in dreadlocks? This is more our style. It's impossible."
* Literature/TillEulenspiegel was a legendary prankster from medieval Germany.

'''The all-important smallish Austrian subsection''' (they love being counted as Germans [[BerserkButton every bit as much as Canadians enjoy being lumped in with Americans]]).

* Christoph Grisseman and Dirk Sterman, hosts of the Austrian late-night show 'Willkommen Österreich' (Welcome Austria). As mentioned above, the show's humour is typically Austrian, which is quite dark, often dealing with deportation of immigrants or the antics of the far-right parties in Austria.
* Also: Alfred Dorfer, host of 'Dorfers Donnerstalk'. Quite similiar to the above mentioned show, though the humour is more of the random and satirical variety. A popular segment on the show are the comedy group maschek (másik in Hungarian, meaning 'from the other side') who dub television reports or similiar passages, giving them entirely new meanings. They also made three puppet theater shows, each making fun of the current Austrian chancellor or president.
** Not to mention that he created ''MA2412'', a hilarious show about Austrian bureaucracy.
* Josef Hader is commonly regarded as the most successful stand up comedian, having now a thriving career as an actor in Austrian movies (''Indien'', ''Komm, Süsser Tod'', ''Der Aufschneider'').
* EAV (Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung - First Public/General Uncertainty/Un-Insurance) is a band with many satirical and humourous lyrics and themes.
* Michael Niavarani, who was voted "funniest Austrian of all times". Uses his partly Iranian ancestry and rich body hair, among other things.
** He does a couple of shows with Viktor Gernot, another famous comedian and a good friend of his.
* Vienna in general has a pretty active standup comedian ("Kabarettisten") scene, many of which have performed in movies or made movies of their own (''Film/{{Muttertag}}'', ''Indien'', ''Hinterholz 8'', ''Komm, Süsser Tod'')
* The Viennese' love for self-deprecation is also exemplified in the infamous and very typical TV series ''Mundl - Ein echter Wiener geht nicht unter'' und ''Kaisermühlen Blues''.