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Certain fruits are just really funny, and not only because their names are InherentlyFunnyWords:
* '''Avocados'''. Also called "alligator pears." When life gives you avocados, you make guacamole. The original name for the fruit is ahuacatl, which literally means "Testicle." In French, Avocados are called Avocats. Lawyers are called Avocats as well. A "brown avocado" is a rotten one. It is also the term for a corrupt lawyer.
* '''Bananas'''. [[Creator/LudwigVanBeethoven Beethoven's]] favorite fruit. Watch for the DancingBanana, and try not to slip on any {{banana peel}}s. If you can't remember how many "na"s to say before the word is over, you're suffering from the condition known as "anananany." Also, FreudWasRight.
* '''Durians'''. Textbook example of ForeignQueasine. They are so renowned for their foul smell that they're banned from many transportation outlets and public lodging in Southeast Asia (their native lands). They also [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Durio_kutej_F_070203_ime.jpg look like]] the business end of a "Mace of Vitamin C."
* '''Eggplants'''. Despite the eggplant being a bitter vegetable (and your inner child still [[StockYuck doesn't have a fondness for bitter vegetables,]] does it?), it still has popularity in popular imagery because of its funny bouncy shape and it being purple with a bit of green on the tip (i.e. looks nothing like an egg).[[note]]The name comes from an old variety of the fruit which was small, white, and egg-shaped.[[/note]] They were known as "mala insana", or mad apples, in medieval times, and are called aubergines (oh-ber-jeen) in Britain. Also note that if you're going with a strictly biological definition eggplants are a fruit, [[CaptainObvious which is why we listed it in this article]].
* '''Kiwis'''. Just plain fun to say. Properly called Chinese gooseberries, but that doesn't sound half as good. Called kiwifruit in New Zealand, to avoid confusion with the bird or the demonym.
* '''Kumquats'''. The name sounds vaguely dirty. Also: see Kiwis. Also, they are eaten with their peels still on.
* '''Pineapples'''. No other edible fruit looks anything like them (because they're the only edible member of the bromeliad family). References to fruit can also play off the name of a common hairstyle or the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mk_2_grenade Mk 2 fragmentation grenade]]. Scientific name is ''Ananas comosus'', which is hard to pronounce without giggling. Not necessarily related to HulaAndLuaus. Sometimes used as BambooTechnology. Makes a good UnusualEuphemism.
* '''Pumpkins'''. Especially when things get turned into them. Also inherently funny in terms of smashing. Or chucking.
* '''Watermelons'''. Like Pumpkins, they are fun to smash. Also, [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Captain Melon Head.]]
* '''Zucchini'''. The name sounds vaguely dirty, and they even have a sort of phallic shape. That, and zucchini plants are known to be [[SpamAttack a little]] [[AlienKudzu prolific]]. Known as courgettes in Britain.

When a character is carrying a piece of fruit for no reason, it's FruitOfTheLoon. See also TrademarkFavoriteFood, BlessedAreTheCheesemakers, and FantasticFruitsAndVegetables.
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!!Avocados:

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* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3134657/1/bAvocado_b_bKedavra_b Avocado Kedavra!]]'', a CrackFic based on Literature/HarryPotter.

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* ''The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death'' by Creator/DanielPinkwater. The MacGuffin of the story is an OrganicTechnology "vegputer" named the Alligatron, using the thought power of a giant avocado (''Persea gigantica'') to protect 750,000 licensed real-estate brokers from alien thought forms.

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* In the Pearl Bailey episode of ''Series/TheMuppetShow'', JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf share their box with a talking avocado.

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* Avocado Soldier, an avocado-themed superhero, in ''WebComic/AxeCop''.
* [[http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-08-27 This]] ''Webcomic/ThreePanelSoul'' comic.

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* This is Soniqua's (random) catchphrase in ''WebAnimation/SonicForHire''.

!!Bananas:

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* During the 1970s, commercials for BIC pens featured the BIC Banana (''Series/MatchGame'' alum Charles Nelson Reilly in costume).

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* ''Manga/BananaNoNana'''s entire premise. Any heartwarming or dramatic moments between the [[LovelyAngels two female leads]] are ruined by the fact that [[RoleCalled Nana]] [[ImprobableWeaponUser fights with a banana]].

* ''Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub'' has the infamous BananaPeel [[RunningGag gag]] AT LEAST OncePerEpisode in the anime version.

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* [[Creator/MarxBrothers Groucho Marx]]: "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
* An early, funny Creator/WoodyAllen movie only tangentially mentions bananas once, but that's its title, owing to RuleOfFunny.
** "Banana Republic" originally meant, basically, a Latin American (bananas in the US mostly came from Latin America) [[PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny dictatorship claiming to be a Republic]]. Guess what features prominently in the movie?
** In another early Woody Allen movie, ''Film/{{Sleeper}}'', characters in one scene try to steal giant mutant bananas, and spend the whole time slipping on the giant banana peel.
* ''The Gang's All Here'' has a BusbyBerkeleyNumber, "The Lady in the Tutti-Frutti Hat," which included a line of ChorusGirls waving giant bananas.
* In ''Film/{{RIPD}}'' Nick's Spirit Gun looks like a banana to the living.
* ''Film/{{Burlesque}}'': Alan Cumming's performance includes suggestive banana-eating.

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* In ''Discworld/WitchesAbroad'', we learn that Nanny Ogg knows how to ''start'' spelling "banana", but not how to ''stop'' spelling it. Therefore, several of her letters home mention "banananana dakeries[[note]]daiquiris[[/note]]".
** Bananas are also frequently mentioned around [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys the Librarian]]. (Note: despite trope name, the Librarian is an ''ape'' and things will be ''much worse'' if you ''call'' him a monkey.) In fact, his MundaneWish for bananas is mentioned in contrast to the complex thinking he hated doing as a human, and his name for [[SupremeChef Glenda]] is "Banana Pie Woman" because unlike many University staff, she came back with a banana pie for him instead of just screaming and running off.

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* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
-->"Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him."\\
"Suppose he's got a bunch."\\
"Suppose he's got a pointed stick."\\
"SHUT UP!"
** Really, the entire bit works. See the full thing [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w here.]]
* In ''Series/DoctorWho'', the Doctor likes bananas and apparently keeps one in his pocket at all times in case of emergencies.
-->''They're a good source of potassium!''
* One ''Series/SesameStreet'' sketch was apparently designed to teach viewers the words "dog" and "banana", both spoken and written, and to associate them with their appropriate meanings. For an example of a dog, we have Barkley. Not exactly average in terms of size, but not too far-[[{{Pun}} fetched]]. On the banana side... Bob [=McGraff=] in a banana costume.
* ''Series/TheMuppetShow'''s Fozzie got his best laughs by doing the apparently classic Banana Sketch on the advice of the legendary "Gags". [[NoodleIncident We never see the sketch]]; Kermit (who's never heard of it, much to the shock and amusement of his employees) can't find out how it goes, even when guest Sandy Duncan tries to tell it (it's too funny for her to get past the first sentence), and in the end, Sandy receives a bunch of bananas (in place of flowers) as a parting gift.
** When Joel Grey thinks he's going bananas, a banana pops in to say he thought Joel was going for a spin.
** At the dance, a banana makes banana puns.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' - Willow makes a move to be badass and self-assertive.
--> ...and I'm ''eating'' this banana, lunchtime be ''damned!''
* BANANAMAN!!
* ''[[Series/BananasInPyjamas Bananas In Pyjamas are coming down the stairs...Bananas in pyjamas are coming down in pairs...bananas in pyjamas are chasing teddy bears...cos on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares!]]''
* In the TV adaptation of Creator/StephenKing's ''Literature/TheStand'', Dayna tries to kill Flagg with a switch-operated knife hidden in her sleeve. It turns into a banana.

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* ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} once "dressed up" as [[http://garfield.wikia.com/wiki/File:Bananaman.png the Banana Man.]]

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* Cirque du Soleil's {{Vaudeville}}-inspired show was titled ''Theatre/BananaShpeel'', playing on the fruit's slapstick history.
* One song from ''Theatre/AYearWithFrogAndToad'' contains the line "Bananas are the funniest fruit."

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* ''VideoGame/{{Worms}}'' has the explosive Banana Bomb.

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* ''WebAnimation/BananaNanaNinja'' centers around a ninja that is a banana.
* "[[FriendshipIsMagicBitch Do you like mmmbananas?]]"

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* [[http://rhjunior.com/TH/00166.html These]] [[http://rhjunior.com/TH/00167.html two]] ''Webcomic/TallyHo'' strips sum the comedic use of bananas pretty well.

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* The DancingBanana.

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* In Creator/DonHertzfeldt's ''WesternAnimation/{{Rejected}}'', an anthropomorphic banana appears and says, "I am a '''banana'''!"
* Banana Joe from ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': "Go, banana!"

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* In Britain there are banana fritters, similar to pineapple fritters below but tastier.
* Japanese author Mahoko Yoshimoto writes under the pen name Banana. The icon for her website is also a banana.

!!Durians:

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* A film by Fruit Chan (yes that's his real name), ''Durian Durian'', uses the comedic potential of said fruit's unbearably stinky smell. It's also used as a weapon by one of the characters, who [[TapOnTheHead knocks somebody out]] with it.

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* ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'' introduces the Ferroseed line which is based on these fruits. Like the durian, they have a hard shell ([[StoneWall good defence]] and [[ExtraOreDinary Steel typing]]), as well as SpikesOfDoom that damages anything using a physical contact move on it.
* ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'' has Dureek's, which are the Sonic world equivalent of the Durian. The inventory even describes them as the "King of fruits", and in a reference to their LoveItOrHateIt reputation in the real world, also suggests that you "try it and see". Chip can't make up his mind about how he feels about them after being fed one but Sonic seems to absolutely love them going by the extremely high EXP value he gains from ''just one''.
* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'' had durians as being so bouncy, they could be used like ''soccer balls''. And they can't be picked up, only kicked or FLUDD'd around.

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* In one episode of ''WebVideo/BradTries'', Creator/BradJones and his wife try durian.

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* Durians are a big favourite in Singapore. However, that doesn't make the citizens of this country averse to poking fun at the fruit, like with this joke that plays on the 'Newton's apple' tale:
--> Newton wasn't the first person to realize the theory of gravitation. A man from Singapore was - only, he didn't survive to publish his findings because it was a durian that fell on his head, not an apple.

!!Eggplants:

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* Fennis in ''EdensBowy'' carries a lot of things with an anthropomorphic sunglasses-wearing eggplant on it, kinda like a HelloKitty merchandise.
* ''Anime/OnegaiMyMelody'' and its sequels (based on the Sanrio bunny My Melody) have the character Baku, a purple, rotund tapir with the ability of flight. Basically the ButtMonkey with a heart of gold, he is repeatedly called (and sometimes self-identifies with) an eggplant. Later it is revealed that he has a guardian angel of sorts in the form of an eggplant god.
* Anthropomorphic eggplants show up in ''Manga/HidamariSketch'' for some reason. Not in meals or New Year's dreams, just... outside.
* When [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Chiyo]] comes to her class looking for an idiot for the scavenger hunt race, an eggplant appears by Tomo's head when she thinks she knows what the item is.

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* From Creator/GeorgeCarlin's "Fussy Eater" routine: "Well which is it, an egg or a plant? Tell it to make up its mind and then come on back."

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* F. Ibanez loves them and the eggplants have become one of his [[RunningGag running gags]] on the series ''MortadeloYFilemon'', where he uses them as props everywhere (you see, portraits of eggplants, eggplant trees, people with eggplants instead of hair, etc.).

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* The mysterious killer in the slasher parody ''Student Bodies'' kills one of his victims with an eggplant.
* As Prymaat went shopping in the ''Film/{{Coneheads}}'' movie, she screamed real loudly upon witnessing them, then placed several of them in her cart.

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* In Creator/DanielPinkwater's book ''Borgel'', the title character tells his nephew a fable called "The Rabbit and The Eggplant", about an eggplant who challenges a rabbit to a footrace. The townsfolk assume the eggplant has some big secret way it's going to win, so they bet all their money on it. On the day of the race, the rabbit runs to the finish line, while the eggplant sits there. Later, the spectators eat the eggplant. (MORAL: Never bet on an eggplant.)

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* Occasionally mentioned in ''Series/{{Friends}}'' as a result of Pheobe's vegetarianism, most obviously in "The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant".
* A character in the British Indian sketch comedy series ''GoodnessGraciousMe'' can make anything "at home for nothing", provided that she has "a ''small'' aubergine".
* One ''LivingSingle'' episode features Synclaire, who is taking acting lessons, teaching herself how to portray different emotions (sad, frightened, etc) by saying the same word over and over again with different inflections and body language each time. One guess what that word is.

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* One of the classic {{Spamusement}} characters is Eggplant Mike.
* [[CloudCuckooLander Fluffy]] from WebComic/CommanderKitty [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/01/03/carry-on-fluffy/ puts one on a leash]] (to be fair, she couldn't find any turnips).

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* To quote ''[[http://sydlexia.com/eggplants_of_the_nes.htm SydLexia]]'', "it's disconcerting to realize that the eggplant appears in more NES games than a vegetable that actually tastes good, like an avocado or a cucumber." Cases in point of Nintendo's love of eggplants:
** The Eggplant Wizard from ''VideoGame/KidIcarus'' and ''WesternAnimation/CaptainNTheGameMaster'' may well be one of the most famous anthropomorphic eggplants around. His power being turning you into an Eggplant (actually just dropping a giant eggplant on your head).
*** He's so memorable, the announcement trailer for the new ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising'' included a [[TheStinger stinger]] featuring him.
** In ''VideoGame/IceClimber'', the first vegetables you must gather on the top of the mountain are eggplants.
** ''VideoGame/WreckingCrew'' had robotic Eggplants called Eggplant men as enemies.
** And in the ''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]'' baseball games, it's revealed that Waluigi's favorite food is eggplant (to go with Wario's garlic, presumably).
** In ''VideoGame/PrincessTomatoInTheSaladKingdom'', among the fruit and vegetable characters are Miss Eggplant the barmaid (even Sydlexia wants her) and the villainous Eggplant Soldier (who supposedly looks like Manuel Noriega).
** Unkillable and life-draining eggplants are enemies in the ''VideoGame/AdventureIsland'' games.
* Kogasa Tatara, the stage 2 boss of ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Project 12: Undefined Fantastic Object'', is a silly umbrella with an eggplant motif.
* Kamui Gakupo of ''{{Vocaloid}}'' has the eggplant as his TrademarkFavoriteFood.
* In the first ''VideoGame/{{Rayman}}'' videogame on PS1, there are round, eggplant-like berries that can be dropped on enemy heads with the right timing, and are also used as raft/boats (they make a stuttering motor noise when moving in water) and are used as swings on the stage leading to a giant mosquito. They bounce.
* ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy'''s sixth secret item is in a room containing eggplants that bounce up and down.
* ''VideoGame/{{Parodius}} Da!'' had a volcano spewing eggplants, for [[{{Hatsuyume}} reasons]] that are [[WidgetSeries very Japanese]].

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* In ''[[{{Mezzacotta}} Comments on a Postcard]]'', Antoinette used to date an [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/postcard/?comic=260 undead dimension-hopping three-armed eggplant]].

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* This is one of the few real-life veggies that appear in {{Neopets}} on a regular basis, and the one that appears the most often.

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* WesternAnimation/MrMagoo runs an eggplant factory.
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'' has Courage saving Muriel from a bunch of evil eggplants.

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* In RealLife, the eggplant is one of the three symbols of New Year in Japan. (The other two are Mt. Fuji and the hawk.)
* The Philippines' favorite funny fruit. In one Filipino game show the answer to the question was eggplant, or "talong". The audience could not help giggling.

!!Kumquats:

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* {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d by Creator/GeorgeCarlin as a Fundamentally Funny Fruit, again in ""Fussy Eater": "There's another thing I can't eat. Kumquats. I just sit there laughing and they go to waste."
* [[Creator/WCFields What about my kumquats?]]

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* [[AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes We be of one blood, this fruit and I.]]

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* An extremely strict teacher shouted "Tough kumquats!" at [[{{iCarly}} Sam & Freddy]], but had difficulty articulating until he removed the brace in his mouth.

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* In Edward Eager's children's book ''Seven-Day Magic'', the father of the protagonists works as a backup singer, and it's because he's short not because he doesn't sing well enough for a star. So the kids make a wish that he'll be noticed during a TV show... and all the other music falls silent, leaving the father's voice to ring out, singing the lines that the backups had been scatting: "Chickadee kumquat, chickadee kumquat, skedaddle skedaddle pow!" It's a sensation, of a sort: the newspapers rave about what a novel comedy idea that was, and how "the look of surprise on the little man's face was priceless." And he gets an offer to sing about some other kind of fruit, which he turns down; but it comes out all right in the end.
* In the opening scene of ''Discworld/GoingPostal'', much is made about the superiority of a fruit basket with kumquats to one without. This is turned into an IceCreamKoan: you never know what's in your fruit basket until you get past the pineapple. (It may also be a reference to an article in ''Sunday Times'' about "authors being the new rock stars", which claimed, much to [[Creator/TerryPratchett Sir Terry]]'s bemusement, that he insisted on bookshops supplying him with kumquats on his signing tours.)

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* One ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' comic has Garfield musing about funny foods. When Jon suggests pickles and ''kumquats'', he laughs hysterically.
* One of the very first ''ComicStrip/USAcres'' [[http://www.garfield.com/usacres/vault.html?yr=2010&addr=100523 strips]] with Booker the chick had Orson explaining why he chose that name: because he loves books. Booker's response is "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I'm just glad you don't like kumquats]]".

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* From the top of the second act of ''Theatre/TheFantasticks'': "You're . . . standing . . . in . . . my . . . '''kumquats!'''" "Sorry!"

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* [[WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses "... and kumquats."]]

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* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents where Cosmo has magically hypnotized Britney Britney so he'll look better at his high school reunion, Britney Britney randomly blurts out "Kumquat!" at one point.
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' features a scene in "The Last Roundup" where Pinkie Pie rambles about how much fun "kumquat", [[InherentlyFunnyWords among other words]], is to say.

!!Persimmons:

* In addition to having a somewhat funny name, persimmons are sometimes used as practical jokes or as a way to describe someone's expression, viz.: "like he just ate a green persimmon." Ripe persimmons, which are yellowish-orange, taste a little bit like a cross between an orange and a pineapple. ''Unripe'' persimmons, which are greenish, taste ''a lot'' like cotton balls dipped in alum.
* The Secret Service apprehended a man who had threatened to hit then-President Gerald Ford in the face with a persimmon. They have to take any threat seriously, no matter how funny-sounding.

!!Pineapples:

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* Characters with "Pineapple" hairstyles (ex: [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Anko]] or [[{{Negima}} Kazumi Asakura]]) tend to receive this word as a FanNickname.
** Older example: [[Manga/VisionOfEscaflowne Folken Fanel]].
** [[LightNovel/FullMetalPanic Sousuke Sagara's]] hair. Especially when [[WildHair he was younger]].
** Sebastian from ''Manga/BlackButler'' has a bit of this going on.
** Tetsunosuke from ''Manga/PeacemakerKurogane'' has a bigger example of pineapple shaped hair.
** Much older example: [[Manga/GanbareGoemon Goemon Ishikawa]].
** Newer example: [[Animw/ToLoveRu Mikan]].
** [[Manga/FutariWaPrettyCureSplashStar Cure Bloom]].
** [[Anime/DigimonTamers Ruki Makino]]
** In one Naruto chat video, Temari (who has four separate "pineapples" in her hair), has "Pineapple Head" as her handle.
** [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Abarai Renji]], who at one point in a possible LampshadeHanging, wears a shirt with 'Red Pineapple' written on it.
** Mukuro, Chrome and Demon Spade from ''Manga/KatekyoHitmanReborn''. The former [[BerserkButton does not like]] when people comment on this.[[note]]During a FourthWallMailSlot, Ken lampshades this, and is pelted with illusionary pineapples as punishment.[[/note]]
* ''Anime/SuperDimensionFortressMacross'' resulted in the term "pineapple" (especially "pineapple salad" becoming fan-speak for [[spoiler: A character's death, after the incident where Roy Fokker dies]].
** ''Anime/MacrossPlus'' averts this in the OVA version; when [[spoiler: Isamu crashes his VF-11]] he clambers out next to a pineapple tree.
** ''Anime/MacrossFrontier'' lampshades this with [[spoiler: Ozma]] and pineapple cake: [[spoiler: Ozma has a tragic scene but manages to survive, and Michael comments on how tragic it would've been if he actually died.]] Maybe the pineapple's less potent in cake form?
* Inverted on ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'' where school is definitely worse with pineapples due to the AxCrazy principal's obsession with [[HulaAndLuaus Hawaii]].
* If you're into {{hentai}}, there's [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Pineapple Pink Pineapple Studio]].
* ''Anime/FreshPrettyCure'' has one of the main protagonists transform into Cure Pine… Pine being short for pineapple.
* [[Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei PineXNapple]]
* [[Franchise/DotHack Piney apples!]]
* ''Anime/DigimonAdventure'': Koushiro's [[BlandNameProduct suspiciously Apple-like]] laptop has a pineapple logo on its cover where the apple would be, leading to the FanNickname "PiBook". This carries over into ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02'', where the pseudo-OSX-esque user interface used on every computer therein (including Koushiro's) has a pineapple icon.
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* In one ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies'' comic, the kids go to Upside-Down Land to find upside-down pineapples for a pineapple upside-down cake for Nanny's birthday.
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* ''Film/LittleNicky'': The Devil personally shoves a pineapple up Hitler's rear end every day in Hell. Occasionally with the pointy end first.
* ''WesternAnimation/IceAge: Dawn of the Dinosaurs'' has this memorable line:
-->'''Manny''': "Buck, when exactly did you go insane?"\\
'''Buck''': "Hmm, three months ago. I woke up one morning, married to a pineapple. An '''ugly''' pineapple! Ah, but I loved her"
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* ''Literature/{{Xanth}}'' uses pineapples as grenades.
* In the Literature/{{Discworld}}, Vetinari famously comments on a pie tasting like pineapple in ''Making Money''.
** In ''The Last Continent'', the Senior Wrangler is suspicious of a deserted island because it may have pineapples on it; this is because he had an aunt that choked on one: "You're not supposed to eat them that way, we said, but did she listen?".
** ''Getting past the pineapple'' is a euphemism used for looking beyond the superficially big spiny unappetising looking thing and discovering the nicer surprises it might be concealing.
* In ''Literature/JonathanStrangeAndMrNorrell'', [[spoiler: Strange goes mad and sees pineapples everywhere.]]
* Ugly subversion, from ''Literature/TheBrothersKaramazov'': Lise's fantasy of watching horrendous child torture while eating stewed pineapple.
* A Creator/HarryTurtledove book explores the What if…" AlternateUniverse where the Japanese followed through Pearl Harbor with an all-out invasion and conquest of Hawaii. The staple fruit of the Hawaiians is not favoured by the Japanese, who grub up the plantations and replace growing pineapples with staple foods to sustain a starvation diet as the Americans blockade the islands in preparation for reconquest. The unwilling American subjects of the Emperor, now slave labourers reduced to poverty, starvation and forced prostitution, see the return of the pineapple as a symbol of liberation.
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* ''Series/{{Psych}}'' loves this trope, as pineapples (both in word and as in actual pineapples seen on screen) are slipped into episodes at every possible opportunity. Pineapples are also Shawn's default housewarming/baby gift of choice.
** It comes from an ad-lib with an off-camera prop in the first episode. The scene was cut short immediately, but so funny that they re-shot it, pineapple and all. And thus, a running gag was born.
** There was even a contest involving the trope. Viewers were to look out for the pineapple appearing in the episode, and go to the website and select the correct place out of three choices.
** Shawn will give a pineapple as a gift for any occasion, not just baby showers and housewarmings.
** There have also been pineapple-flavored jelly beans, and pineapple upside-down cake baked in an EZ-Bake Oven.
* Used as a code word on ''{{Chuck}}''.
* "[[NoodleIncident The Pineapple Incident]]" on ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
* Lt. Reed's favorite food is Pineapple as seen on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise.''
* In early episodes of ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'', Sabrina's inexperience caused a number of her attempted spells to summon pineapples instead of their intended purpose.
** This was given a ContinuityNod in a later episode.
* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus "PINEAPPLE? WHERE? WHERRE?"]]
* Charlie Crews on ''Series/{{Life}}'''s TrademarkFavoriteFood is fruit, and he's been seen with a pineapple.
** A ''personal'' pineapple.
* One episode of ''Series/{{Friends}}'' sees Joey reading lines from a love scene... to a pineapple. For apparently no other reason than everything being better with pineapples. This lack of reason is subverted by Rachel: "I think a cantaloupe would hurt less."
* The main character of French Canadian educational series ''Telefrancais'' is the frankly horrifying pineapple puppet Ananas. The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSflK1FTSY first episode]] spends a lot of time focusing on the things Ananas does but shouldn't, like talk or dance [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext or parachute.]] It's even funnier because "anana" is so close to the aforementioned "banana."
* In ''Series/HorribleHistories'', one of the Historical Masterchef segments has a pineapple that a Georgian woman (as in, from the Georgian Era, not from the US state or Eastern European country) refuses to cook because "you don't ''eat'' them, you just put them on the mantelpiece to show off how rich you are!" This was [[TruthInTelevision the actual use of pineapples in her time period]]; since they were so hard to acquire, they were used as decoration rather than as food.
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* The [=B52s=] song "Strobe Light" uses "pineapple" as a euphemism for female genitalia. Don't think about [[VaginaDentata the implications]] of that.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Drinking pineapple juice improves the flavour of a certain body fluid.
* [[http://www.tomscott.com/fingerprints/ You Cannot Remove Your Fingerprints With Pineapple.]]
* Many bars, even without the HulaAndLuaus theme will serve certain drinks in cups shaped like pineapples, or a hollowed-out pineapple.
* YagyuJubei.
* In some cultures, pineapples are a symbol of welcome and hospitality.
* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Three Words: Upside-Down Cake.]]
* Southern Hospitality ice cream. It is vanilla with pineapples, strawberries, and pecans, and it is extraordinary.
* Carmen Miranda
* Providence, Rhode Island's Little Italy (known locally as Federal Hill) has an archway over the main drag, Atwell's Avenue, with a large... thing... hanging from it. Since it has a scaly surface and big leafy bits attached to it, many people mistake it for a pineapple. ([[WordOfGod Word of City Hall]] is that it's a pignolia pine cone.)
* There used to be a Creole custom of giving guests a pineapple (Usually left on the guest bed) as a polite (Or Passive-Aggressive) way of informing them that they should be concluding their stay and moving on. In a real life LampshadeHanging, there are examples of Creole furniture featuring carved pineapples, for instance on bedposts.
* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Pineapple Grenades]]
* Pineapples are one of the few fruits you can actually [[http://www.grouprecipes.com/50757/coconut-grilled-pineapple.html grill.]]
* The British present, for your "enjoyment," The pineapple fritter - Served in some fish and chip shops. In our tradition for battering just about anything we can get our hands on, The Pineapple Fritter is a pineapple slice, dipped in batter and fried. it's tastes better then you might think.
* Pineapple makes a good meat tenderizer. Really! Pineapple flakes are an easy way to tenderize meat.
** It's because of an enzyme called bromelain; the same reason that fresh pineapple ruins [[StuckOnBandAidBrand Jell-O]].
*** This same enzyme is why you can literally die from eating too much pineapple; the enzyme essentially digests you. And before you ask, yes [[UndignifiedDeath people have died from this.]]
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* One adorable moment in ''Theatre/{{Cabaret}}'' is the song "It Couldn't Please Me More," where the Jewish grocer, Herr Schultz, presents Fraulein Schneider with a pineapple (which would be rationed in this time period and therefore a very valuable gift).
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* In ''[[VideoGame/{{Boktai}} Boktai: The Sun is in Your Hand]]'', you can grow pineapple grenades that increase in power as the sunlight gets stronger.
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* Pineapple is used as a self censor in the http://www.southperry.net forums. It's also a common reply in the funhouse section.
* The presence of pineapples in the house in ''WebVideo/StripSearch'' is noted early on in the series; after the Maki Pineapple makes its/his appearance, it becomes a running joke.
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* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'': Belkar comes out of hiding to bean a wight with a pineapple:
-->'''Wight 1:''' Did-- did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple??
-->'''Wight 2:''' I think he did. Also, I think no one has ever asked that exact question in the history of civilization, so bonus points there.
* There is no time like [[http://buttersafe.com/2009/03/05/pineapple-time/ Pineapple Time]].
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* "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!
%%* ''WesternAnimation/TheTick''
* There's an episode of ''TheJetsons'' wherein Rosey the Robot brains Mr. Spacely with a Pineapple Upside-Down cake.
-->'''Rosey:''' There. The pineapples are right-side-up.
* ''RockosModernLife'' used it as a [[InherentlyFunnyWords random funny word]] in a few episodes.
-->Notice the texture on this meatloaf, and the pineapples give it a festive touch.
* ''WesternAnimation/ChipNDaleRescueRangers'' features a [[TrojanHorse Trojan pineapple]] in "Battle of the Bulge".
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' has Paris Hilton...''use'' a pineapple [[RefugeInAudacity in a "Whore-Off" against Mr. Slave.]]
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheWeekenders'' has a recurring joke about Carver's head looking like a pineapple.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' Lisa's head is once mistaken for a pineapple.
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!!Pumpkins:

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* Also there's Blair's pumpkin themed magic in ''Manga/SoulEater'' ([[Music/TheSmashingPumpkins Smashing Pumpkin]], [[CallingYourAttacks Pumpkin Cannon]] and so on).
-->"Pum-pumpkin, pumkin."

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* One issue of ''Comicbook/ThePunisher'' had a guy who took a tranquilizer dart to the eardrum, he became enamored with a large pumpkin. He ended up leaving everything to camp out in the country, with his newfound love (and if the number of holes in the pumpkin is any indication, they are [[{{Squick}} ''very'' much in love]]).
* Subverted with [[Comicbook/NormanOsborn Green Goblin's]] pumpkin bombs.

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* In the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' novel ''Discworld/WitchesAbroad'', Magrat is given a magic wand that turns everything it's pointed at into pumpkins (but this is only because she never figures out how to use it).
** In ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies'', when the wizards are stopped by bandits, Archchancellor Ridcully turns the lead Bandit into a pumpkin.
*** He's okay. He's just pumpkin-shaped now.

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* Apparently, putting your wayward wife in a pumpkin shell is a good way to keep her. ...?!?

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* [[BamanPiderman Can I come over? I have a pumpkin!]]

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* [[Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures What pumpkin?]]
** [[ProblemSleuth THIS]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny FUCKING]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001298 PUMPKIN]]
** [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Finally]], [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006122 an answer...]]

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* The Jumping Piranha Plants and regular Piranha Plant faces are goofy-looking pumpkins in ''VideoGame/{{Something}}''.
** The Jumping Pirahna Plants will turn into jumping pumpkins when the world changes to an autumn theme, after [[spoiler:completing the Special World.]]

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* [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic What? Pumpkin?]] [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog P-pumpkin what? What? What? Pumpkin what?]]
** This joke was so strange it earned a callback in his WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler review

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* [[WesternAnimation/ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin will rise from a pumpkin patch and give toys to all the good little kids]].
* [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas The Pumkin King]], anyone?

!!Various Foods:

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* Creator/GeorgeCarlin, in one of his stand-up performances, first subverts this trope by talking about some ''un-funny'' foods, including eggplant ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj0PH1zYqTc&t=3m37s starts at 3:37]]), then moves on from there to play this trope straight ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj0PH1zYqTc&t=5m34s starts at 5:34]]).

!!Zucchini:

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* The pages of ''Creator/DaveBarry Hits Below the Beltway'' are infested with giant prehistoric zucchini.
** Not to mention that BillGates, according to ''Creator/DaveBarry In Cyberspace'', "has over 743 billion 'megs' of RAM, and he still routinely feels the need to stuff a ZUCCHINI in his UNDERWEAR".
* At one point in ''Literature/{{Bunnicula}}'', Harold and Chester discover a white zucchini as one of the titular rabbit's 'victims'. Made funnier by the epic and dramatic build-up.

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* ''ComicStrip/{{Foxtrot}}'' had a story arc where Andy planted 23 Zucchini plants, under the mistaken impression they only grow one Zucchini per plant.

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* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Peter tries to market a new toy called "Mr. Zucchini Head". He fails to see the phallic imagery of the toy.
--> '''Peter:''' Come on, he dances!
--> ''(Peter flips a switch and Mr. Zucchini Head starts to vibrate)''

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* An unfortunately common incident at emergency rooms is people (men as well as women) needing to have vegetables (zucchini being the most common) removed from various orifices. It's amazing how many people "[[CaughtWithYourPantsDown fall down while gardening nude.]]"
* Many gardeners will attest to the prolific nature of the zucchini, telling stories of leaving bags full on neighbors' porches and running away.
** In our little town, we never lock our doors or cars, because we know everybody and nobody's going to steal our stuff. Except in August, when everybody locks up, lest they find a bag of zucchini waiting for them.
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