A cartoon short created by ScottMorse.

In his words: Ferret and Parrot revolves around two small, caged animals and their inability to decipher reality from conspiracy theory. Ferret is convinced that the newspaper that lines the bottom of his cage is the morning paper that he gets everyday, but in actuality, it's usually an old tabloid or maybe even a bunch of old bills. Ferret sees these ‘headlines’...maybe about Bigfoot, maybe about UFO sightings, whatever, and jumps to conclusions. He usually involves his good pal Parrot, who lives in the cage above him, and hijinks ensue. The trick is, Parrot only repeats things he's heard, and sometimes just bits of things, making for a true Abbot and Costello sort of experience.

Tropes include:
* ADogNamedDog
* {{Adorkable}}: Ferret, so very much.
* AmazingTechnicolorWildlife: Ferret is a purple ferret.
* ButtMonkey: Ferret
* CatchPhrase: Ferret's "Ya gutter rat"
* CloudCuckoolander: Ferret
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: Ferret is Choleric, Parrot is Melancholic, Buddy (the owner) is Sanguine and the ants are Phlegmatic.
** Alternately, Ferret is Choleric, Parrot is Phlegmatic, Buddy is Sanguine and Yolanda the aardvark is Melancholic.
* InnocentlyInsensitive: Parrot
* {{Keet}}: Ferret
* LargeHam: Buddy and to an extent, Ferret.
* LiteralMinded: Ferret, so very much.
* NameAndName
* NeedsMoreLove
* RedOniBlueOni: Ferret is red (energetic, neurotic, quick to anger) and Parrot is blue (Calm, deadpan, easygoing).
* SickAndWrong: Ferret's thoughts on hotdogs.
* WeaselMascot: ferret.