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->'''General Chang:''' You'll never take this city while I'm alive, monster!\\
'''The Death Knight:''' Terms accepted. ''[stab]''
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0440.html "Flew the Coop"]]
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When the exact wording of a rule, promise, prophecy, etc. matters more than the spirit of the wording, it's an Exact Words situation.

The KnightTemplar, the AntiHero, and those with even looser standards (but some standards) will often stick to Exact Words even as they declare IGaveMyWord. A common trait of LawfulEvil characters. Also a common (and not always evil) way to play with JustFollowingOrders or the LeonineContract. Undercover heroes often tell the BigBad that, "Your operation is very impressive, and you deserve everything that's coming to you" -- both of which are true, [[FalseReassurance without specifying]] [[LaserGuidedKarma what exactly]] ''is'' coming their way.

The ObstructiveBureaucrat will insist on them as if the VastBureaucracy would fall apart if exceptions were made. The BeleagueredBureaucrat will often insist on them, when the exceptions really would be a problem.

For magical enforcement, see LiteralGenie. Often the cause of ProphecyTwist. LiteralMinded characters just do it because that's how they think. Can be defended against with [[ReadTheFinePrint Legalese]], though might be used (and horribly abused) by a RulesLawyer. If someone follows established rules to annoy someone else, it becomes BotheringByTheBook. If this trope is related to or defines a superpower, it's called a SemanticSuperpower.

Subtrope of DoubleMeaning. Compare HeroicVow, IWouldSayIfICouldSay, and IronicEcho. UnhandThemVillain is a specific variant. ThreatBackfire is a common result. It's very commonly used in FalseReassurance. The actual interpretation of the words is often NotHyperbole. When used in response to a question can often result in a MathematiciansAnswer. Can also lead to a LiteralMetaphor and to LiteralistSnarking, as well as LoopholeAbuse. Also see NoManOfWomanBorn. Contrast with ILied, for when the opposing party makes no effort to hide the fact that they were not holding to their end. Not to be confused with LiteralMinded.

The Exact Words are also the difference between a riddle and a mere common question.

'''Spoilers ahead.'''

* ExactWords/AnimatedFilms
* ExactWords/AnimeAndManga
* ExactWords/ComicBooks
* ExactWords/FanWorks
* ExactWords/{{Literature}}
* ExactWords/LiveActionFilms
* ExactWords/LiveActionTV
* ExactWords/VideoGames
* ExactWords/{{Webcomics}}
* ExactWords/WesternAnimation
* ExactWords/RealLife


* Cape Cod Potato Chips proudly advertises their low fat (6 g) chips as "40% reduced fat," and in tiny letters underneath, "compared to regular potato chips." This is entirely true -- except that it's not ''their'' (kettle-cooked) "classic" chips (8 g) they're being compared with; it's ''Lay's'' and most (conveyor-cooked) store brands, which typically have 10 g fat and are, indeed, more "regular" to the average person's idea than kettle-cooked chips. By the same logic, they could sell their classic chips as "20% reduced fat."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV8APAXrhLM A Swedish commercial]] has a young man ask his date if she wants to "taste the sausage". She's disappointed that he meant it literally.
* As Creator/CharlieBrooker has pointed out; wording in advertising is key. For example you can't say a toothpaste will "eliminate" plaque build up but will instead, "help fight". As you can fight a wall but you probably won't get far.
* Volkswagen ads spoof the exact wording of "sign and drive" car sales by having someone drive a car while simultaneously trying to sign a contract. This then segues into their "Sign, ''Then'' Drive'' Event promotion.
* A ''[[Advertising/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' Butterfinger commercial had this:
-->'''Homer''': I'm gonna open my mouth and close my eyes and ''you're gonna give me a big surprise''. (Bart sticks Maggie's pacifier in Homer's mouth)
** An ad for Butterfinger [=BBs=] had the Comic Book Guy offer to trade Bart a rare comic for the rest of his box of [=BBs=], but quickly realizes he's been had.
--->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Hello? This box is ''empty''!\\
'''Bart:''' You said "the box".\\
'''Comic Book Guy:''' [[MadLibsCatchPhrase Worst. Trade. Ever!]]
** In another Butterfinger commercial, Bart is at bat in a baseball game. Otto shouts for Bart to "Hit a homer". Take a wild guess as to whom Bart sends the ball flying towards.
* In Sweden, it was once illegal for domestically-run commercial broadcasters to air commercial breaks during programs; they could only do it between programs. So what did [=TV4=] (an OTA network which, unlike its cable-based competitors who broadcast from [[LoopholeAbuse outside the country]], was subject to said rules) do? They split a program with an interstitial, thus allowing them to air ads "between" programs.
* The old UsefulNotes/{{Philadelphia}}-based electronics chain Silo found themselves in this situation due to an advertising campaign that backfired. In 1986, Silo ran a commercial featuring a sale on stereo systems in which the $299 stereos were described as "[[http://articles.philly.com/1986-05-01/news/26048987_1_bananas-silo-stereos 299 bananas]]"[[note]]which ran between $35-$50 in 1986 dollars[[/note]]. While most customers figured out what Silo meant, several customers in [[UsefulNotes/OtherCitiesInTexas El Paso, TX]] and [[UsefulNotes/{{Seattle}} Seattle, WA]] decided to test the "299 bananas" gambit, bringing in a total of 11,000 bananas to the local Silo stores. The chain, to their credit, accepted the bananas (the Seattle location donated the bananas they received to a local zoo, with the zoo keeping around 1,000 and donating the rest to area food banks) but quickly scrapped the ad after announcing a loss of just over $10,000.

* In the Literature/{{Child Ballad|s}} "Literature/TheLordOfLornAndTheFalseSteward", the hero had promise not to tell the truth to anyone. When the heroine overheard him lamenting his fate to a horse, she asked him to tell her; he refused, she sat down on the hay and told him to ignore her and go on telling the horse, and he did so.
* In one folk song, the two characters are in love with each other, but the woman's father has made her promise to say "No" to any request a would-be suitor makes of her. Once the man realises this, he asks her to ''refuse to'' date him, and she gladly denies this request, thus agreeing to date.
* The sea song ''Paddy West'' is about a "sailing school" in which neophyte sailors do such things as walk around a bullock's head (thus going "around the Horn") and step over a rope on the ground ("crossing the Line") in order to claim experience to potential employers with a straight face.

[[folder:Card Games]]
* ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' runs on this trope.
** Indestructible permanents can't be destroyed... but they can still be exiled (a stronger effect that pushes the card into the 'exile zone', outside the normal game[[note]]it used to be called "removed from the game" until that term proved to be both too cumbersome and somewhat inaccurate[[/note]]), bounced back into the player's hand, and (in the case of creatures) weakened with minus effects applied to toughness enough to die on their own. Hexproof creatures can't be targeted by spells or abilities an opponent controls... but their controller may be forced to sacrifice them, or an effect may be untargeted, affecting all creatures on the battlefield indiscrimiately.
** Similarly, there are effects that deal damage and those that cause loss of life. An effect protecting from damage won't help against loss of life.
** Many rules depend on ''exactly'' how things are worded, and slight changes will completely ruin the effect of the card. One notorious example is "Substance", an ability whose only reason for existing was to cheat around the significant length of time between "''at'' end of turn" and "''until'' end of turn," and certain cards ''really needed'' the second one.[[note]]The problem here was that these cards were creature enchantments that could be played at instant speed, but if you did, they were sacrificed at the end of the turn. The idea was that you could use them to "save" a creature that was about to die, at the cost of the permanent benefit of the enchantment. However, the timing difference was crucial: If the card is sacrificed "at end of turn," the creature hasn't had its damage removed yet, so the effect of saving the creature is rendered moot. The fix was to say, essentially, "This has Substance until end of turn; when it loses Substance, sacrifice this." "Until end of turn" effects resolve at the actual, literal end of the turn, and the creature has had its damage removed by then. This no longer exists; as of the June 2009 rules overhaul, a special "at the beginning of the next cleanup step" trigger is used for these cards, which has (close enough to) the same timing as "until end of turn".[[/note]]
** Many, many of the creative combos (most of which are tournament-winning level ones) and lockdowns are result of this and lack of creator's foresight. [[http://magiccards.info/query?q=Myr+Superion&v=card&s=cname Myr Superion]] is a card that was meant to be cast with mana generated from normal myrs, as that's what they're best known for. However its only restriction is that the mana used to pay its cost has to come from creatures. [[http://magiccards.info/query?q=Heartless+Summoning&v=card&s=cname If you reduce its cost to zero]], you don't need any creatures to play it.
** In early playtesting, one card had the effect "Opponent loses next turn". While the ''intention'' was that the opponent's next turn is skipped, many players instead interpreted it as "Opponent loses ''the game'' next turn". As a result, the [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=728 actual printed card]] instead reads "Take an extra turn after this one."
*** Perhaps inspired by the above, there's another card with the effect "Take an extra turn after this one. [[DeathOrGloryAttack You lose the game at the end of that turn.]]" This needed errata to specifically state that [[CaptainObvious you don't lose if you've already won]], to prevent people from interpreting it as [[PyrrhicVictory causing the caster to lose even if they ended the turn by winning the game]].
** The Unglued (joke set) card "[[http://magiccards.info/query?q=Chaos+Confetti&v=card&s=cname Chaos Confetti]]" was inspired by an infamous incident at a tournament involving the card "[[http://magiccards.info/query?q=Chaos+Orb&v=card&s=cname Chaos Orb]]". You see, Chaos Orb's text declares: "If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, [[TouchOfDeath destroy all nontoken permanents it touches]]. Then destroy Chaos Orb." So the player in question [[TakeTheThirdOption tore up the card]], and tossed the now-multiple pieces of it onto the field. The judge ruled it as valid at the time because ''technically'' they were indeed touching Chaos Orb... thus inspiring the "Confetti" card, which does almost the exact same thing but ''requires'' you to [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin tear it up in the process]].
*** And on that note, Chaos Orb itself's Exact Words have proven so problematic that its text got errata'd to refer to only Permanents, it's gotten banned in all tournament formats, ''and'' it gained multiple rulings (all of which were garnered on ''the same date''), including:
*** "Cards that are in the game but not on the battlefield, such as those in the Library and Graveyard, can't be affected."
*** "You can arrange your cards any time before the Orb is put onto the battlefield, but not after. "
*** "[[CaptainObvious It must flip 360 degrees (that's what "flip" means)]]. And this flip must be in the air and not in your hand."
*** "This is a not a targeted ability."
*** And "If you have sleeves on cards, they count as the cards."
*** To which one player suggested: "[[RulesLawyer So put your Chaos Orb deck in]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity really big sleeves]]''..."
* There are several examples from ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh'':
** An interesting side-effect of Equip Spell Cards that give Piercing is that you can inflict damage to your opponent by equipping them to your opponent's monster(s). Then, when your opponent attacks one of your Defense Position monsters with an ATK greater than your monster's DEF, he/she will take the difference. After all, even though it's your opponent's monster, it's '''your''' Spell Card, and thus it's your opponent -- not ''you'' -- who takes the extra damage, due to the wording on the cards.
** Some continuous card effects have linkage to another monster card, such as [[http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Fusion Future Fusion]] and [[http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_the_Haunted Call of the Haunted]]. However, when the monster is removed from the field other than being destroyed, the continuous effect card remains on the field meaninglessly. Those hinder the user more than helping them… but not so with [[http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Premature_Burial Premature Burial]]. Its text states that when it is '''destroyed''', destroy the equipped monster[[note]]If you return it to your hand, it isn't destroyed, so the revived monster stays on the field and you can play the card again on your next turn. And the next... and the next..[[/note]]. ''That card'' is the primary offender, so much so that it's been banned in tournament play.
** Another card that deserves special mention is [[http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Question Question]]. The card states that the opposing player must remember the name of the first monster card on the bottom of his/her opponent's graveyard or it gets special summoned to the field. This was fairly jarring if your opponent enforced including prefixes, such as if the monster's card name began with "The" (like many a Six Samurai deck) or enforces his/her own specific pronunciation of the card's name.
** A common mistake most beginners make is the difference between "destroying" a card and "negating" a card. The former simply means the card no longer exists on the field, the latter means its effects are stopped until the negating effect ends. This means that playing something like Mystical Space Typhoon on an activated spell/trap card with the same or lower spell speed is meaningless, as its effect is already in motion and it would go to the graveyard regardless anyways. Likewise, simply negating the effect of a continuous card without destroying it is moot, as the effect would resume as soon as the negation card is gone.
** There's a card called "Yu-Jo Friendship". When activated, you offer a handshake to your opponent. The effects of the card are dependent on whether or not the opponent accepts the handshake, but you can reveal a "Unity" card in your hand to your opponent, and then they must "accept the handshake". It doesn't say to apply the one specific effect, just that they must accept the handshake. So one player, [[LoopholeAbuse after using this card]], stuck his hand down his pants, and then showed Unity to force a handshake. His opponent wisely chose to forfeit rather than to [[{{Squick}} shake that hand]].
*** Of course, the opponent could have instead called over a judge and gotten the player penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct.
** Not to mention the card doesn't even say that you have to shake your opponent's hand. It says your opponent must accept the handshake. A player could say "I accept the handshake" without shaking the hand.
** One of the main reasons [[http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Number_50:_Blackship_of_Corn Blackship of Corn]] is popular: its effect doesn't say to "destroy" the target monster, but to "send it to the Graveyard". Cards that are destroyed go to the Graveyard, so what's the difference? Many monsters have effects saying either that they "cannot be ''destroyed'' by card effects", or that "when this card is ''destroyed'' by a card effect, do X", and many such similar cases. Due to the wording on Blackship's effect, it bypasses all of that since the card isn't technically being "destroyed".
* ''TabletopGame/{{Pokemon}}'': Certain moves like Selfdestruct [[note]]which, in the mainline video games, has obscenely high power but causes the user to faint[[/note]] don't tell you to remove the card as if it had fainted, but to put as many damage counters on it as it has HP. As seen in the UsefulNotes/GameBoy version, this means that you can use a Defender card to remove two of those damage counters, allowing the card to remain in play for at least one more turn. This one got foreseen, as some Pokémon with Selfdestruct, Explosion, etc. do damage to themselves ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill greater than]]'' their HP, and other self-sacrificial moves skip the self-damage and ''do'' outright state that the user is Knocked Out.
* TabletopGame/{{Munchkin}} has had to do this a few times, since it's a game with a sizable player base of {{rules lawyer}}s.
** Errata for the Plutonium Dragon had to say that "You are roasted and eaten" meant that you were dead.
** A famous instance came from people using "Go Up a Level" cards to make their opponents gain a level, since there was no rule saying you had to use the level-up card on yourself, thereby forcing the other player to fight a monster they could have otherwise escaped from. The developers said that it was "a very Munchkin-y thing to do," and decided to [[ThrowItIn leave it in the game, unpatched]].

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''
** In a comic, the company is at thirty dollars a share when Dogbert offers to buy them, but their value promptly falls. Dogbert then offers to pay "the full thirty dollars" for their stock. They ended up selling him the entire stock for thirty dollars and not thirty dollars ''per share''.
** Dogbert does this a lot. At one point he ran an investment firm, and promised clients that if they let him manage their investments, they could one day own "this", said while holding up a photo of a mansion.
-->'''Client''': I could own a mansion!
-->'''Dogbert''': You could own a photograph.
** And then there is the department who has the rule "don't shoot the messenger". So they tarred and feathered them instead.
** In [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2013-07-10 this strip]], Wally assures the boss that he does '''not''' have (only) two jobs outsourced to [[BananaRepublic Elbonia]].
* A frequent source of humor in ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot''.
** For example:
-->''(Peter is doing the dishes)''\\
'''Peter:''' It's unbelievable how much homework I have to do tonight! I can't remember the last time I had this many things due! I don't know ''what'' all my teachers were thinking!\\
'''Andy:''' In that case, Sweetie, why don't I do the dishes?\\
''(later on)''\\
'''Jason:''' I thought you had ''no'' homework...\\
'''Peter:''' It's all in how you say it.
** Jason asks his mom if he can keep playing a driving game for a sec. He later clarifies that he meant ''a parsec''[[labelnote:*]]Seeing as a parsec is a unit of ''distance'', not time, he's ''really'' grasping at straws, thought it is a driving game, so...[[/labelnote]]. Obviously this doesn't work.
** Andy discovers that a plate of fresh cookies was missing, and she asks Paige if she's ''seen'' what happened to them. Paige calls back that no, she hasn't. Cut to her and Jason, eating cookies while wearing blindfolds and Jason saying that he had been wondering why they had to wear them.
** Those instances where Andy tells the kids they can have ''one'' piece of candy, or ''one'' scoop of ice-cream... Jason has melted all his candy to form one giant piece, Paige manages to take the entire tub of ice-cream out in one scoop. Really, the kids are ''amazing'' at this.
** Peter gets this probably even more since he's the Stomach of the family. For example, Andy said he could eat "the last doughnut"; he eats the full box to find out "which one." Another time, he tries to eat a pan of brownies which is, at that point, ''technically'' one brownie. Andy catches him that time.
** Some other examples: Peter and Jason saying they ate one slice of pizza apiece: a large pizza cut in half. Another is Paige asking if she can have a banana as a pre-dinner snack. She eats half a loaf of banana-chocolate chip bread to get to the banana.
** Andy catches Peter when he mentions he's halfway done with his summer reading list. She realizes correctly he means he's halfway through reading the list, not halfway through reading the books on the list.
** Jason allows Peter to go see the film ''Thor'' with them for the weekend (even though he's only going to see it for Natalie Portman), although under the condition that he dress up as Thor for the movie like themselves. Peter then asks what qualifies as wearing a Thor costume. It then cuts to them on the sidewalk with Jason and Marcus wearing Thor helmets, a long blond wig, and Thor's hammer with Peter wearing an outrageous costume that is composed of a Philadelphia Eagles helmet, a utility hammer, and a curly blond clown's wig, with Peter saying "What?! You said a hammer, a blond wig, and a helmet with wings!" to an embarrassed Jason and a shocked Marcus when about to enter the car.
** Still another strip has this:
-->'''Andy''': Jason, I thought I told you to turn that off at 8:00!\\
'''Jason''': Okay, mom.\\
(Jason turns the TV off with his remote, then turns it back on a second later)\\
'''Andy''': What did I tell you?\\
'''Jason''': It's 8:01 now.
** And another has Andy ask Paige how she did on her test, and Paige responding, "Infinitely better than I expected." In the final panel, she reveals that the trick is to expect a zero, since any positive number would be an infinite percentage greater than 0. Peter says he should try that some time.
* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
** Calvin tries this after being ordered "upstairs, in the tub now!" Calvin lies down in the empty bathtub, proclaiming:
--> '''Calvin:''' I obey the letter of the law, if not the spirit.\\
'''Calvin's Mother:''' Let's hear some water running!\\
'''Calvin:''' Nuts.
** Another:
--> '''Calvin's Mother:''' Did you pick up your room?\\
'''Calvin:''' I tried, [[{{Pun}} but I couldn't lift it!]] Get it? AHAHAHAHA!!\\
''(she throws him back in his room)''
** When asked to explain Newton's First Law in his own words, he writes in ''his own words'': "Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz."
--> '''Calvin:''' [[LoopholeAbuse I love loopholes.]]
* ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} is a master of this.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1995&addr=950622 For example...]]
** Arguably his finest moment was [[BeachEpisode at the beach]], when Jon chastised him about burying Odie in the sand. Garfield defends himself by claiming that "I only buried him up to his knees." [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1980&addr=800814 Upside-down.]]
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1979&addr=790201 "If you take one bite of my pie, Garfield, I'll smack your fat little paws"]]. Garfield's response to Jon's threat: he destroyed the pie and stated "If I can't have it, neither can he".
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1979&addr=790902 Jon once wanted to take Garfield for a trip but Garfield didn't want to get inside the kitty carrier]]. Jon was quite clear: "Before we go on this trip, one of us is going to have to get into this kitty carrier". Garfield then stuffed Jon inside.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1980&addr=800523 Last helping]]. Jon took the last helping of lasagna and allowed Garfield to do whatever he wished with the pan. Garfield hit Jon with it.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1994&addr=940426 Jon told Garfield not to kick Odie off the table]]. Garfield kicked him ''to'' it.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1995&addr=950503 Jon told Garfield not to take the lid off a cookie jar.]] Garfield then turned the jar upside down and took the ''jar'' off the ''lid''.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2000&addr=000326 Jon told Garfield not to set foot on Mrs. Feeny's property again]]. He later had to tell him to get his ''toes'' out.
** [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1990&addr=900529 Jon asked Liz out for a date and she said she'd think about it after wheeling Garfield to get an x-ray]]. She does indeed think about it...and answers "no."
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2004&addr=040106 Jon told Garfield not to hit him "in the face with that pie".]] Result: "pie down the pants".
** Jon once placed a box of kitty treats in a room and told Garfield not to take the kitty treats and that they had better be there when he gets back. When he returns, he discovers that Garfield took everything out of the room ''except'' for the kitty treats.
** Similarly, Jon once told Garfield not to destroy the new couch, then heard shredding coming from the next room.
-->'''Jon:''' Destroyed everything ''but'' the couch, right?
-->'''Garfield:''' Everything.
** [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2012&addr=120108 Garfield was drinking coffee when Odie made a "yip" sound at him.]] Garfield told Odie not to do that and then Odie barked.
** [[http://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1997/03/31 Garfield's idea of breakfast in bed]] is to have his bed filled with breakfast.
** One strip had Garfield doing his nighttime fence dancing and he asking the audience before he performs not to boo him. They promised, but what do they engage in doing instead? ''Hissing'' him.
* ComicStrip/USAcres also has its moments.
** [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/2013-10-25 Orson once took up knitting]] and Lanolin dared him to make her a sweater. Orson then worked on her wool and she became a sweater.
-->'''Lanolin''': I have a biiiiiig mouth.
** Also, [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/2012-04-04 when Orson was trying to sleep but Bo was constantly chatting.]] Orson then asked if Bo would like a pillow for his head. As Bo accepted, Orson stuck Bo's head inside it.
** In [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/2013-09-18 one strip]], Orson (as the "Book Fairy") approached Roy, Booker, and Sheldon with a book he claimed would make them "stop watching television". After Booker voiced his skepticism, Orson broke the television screen with the book.
** Again as the "Book Fairy", [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/2013-10-29 Orson told Roy he had a book he [Roy] could really get into.]] After Roy said he's not into books, Orson "[=TWAK=]ed" the book at Roy's face.
** When Orson invited Roy to have water with him, Roy said "Water that touches pig lips will never touch mine" He drank through a straw. While not specifically stated in the story, Roy, as a rooster, doesn't have lips anyway.
** [[https://garfield.com/usacres/1989/03/04 Booker dared a worm to show his face]]. The worm then showed a portrait.
** [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/1988-11-30 During the ugly face contest arc, Roy told Lanolin she couldn't "make a reeeally ugly face".]] He forgot to specify ''whose'' face was supposed to be made ugly.
** [[http://garfield.com/us-acres/1998-07-21 Orson was trying to take Bo's photography and asked him to show his teeth.]] Bo removed them from his mouth.
* A running gag in ''ComicStrip/ThePhantom'' is characters telling "Mr. Walker" that he can't bring a dog into places, and him blithely responding that that's okay, because Devil's a wolf.
* In ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'', a maitre d' gives Pig and Rat a dish, also telling him to be careful as the plate is hot. He really does mean it. Unfortunately for Pig, Pig thought the maitre d' meant it was "hot" as in having a high temperature, instead of "hot" as in stolen, which resulted in the Police arresting Pig for stealing the plate.
* A couple of examples in ''ComicStrip/ForBetterOrForWorse'' cartoons:
** Elizabeth was watching John as he did taxes. John moaned that even with deductions, he ended up paying through the nose. Elizabeth looked industriously at his face to see it happen until he said it was a figure of speech.
** Michael was saving up his allowance for a pair of roller skates. He ended up spending the money he had saved up to that point, and when he told Elly, she just said, "Money seems to burn a hole in your pockets." Cue Michael and Elizabeth fearfully checking his pockets to make sure they were all right.
* One story by [[Magazine/{{MAD}} Don Martin]] has some kids selling snow tires for an unbelievably low price. Said tires are made of real snow. (They also sell snow shoes, snowmen, snowballs...)
* ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}'': In [[http://zitscomics.com/comics/april-30-2015/ this strip]], Connie tells Jeremy to put ice in her glass and ''not'' to use his hands. (She didn't say anything about feet.)
* In a ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' story arc from the 1970s, Marcie ends up joining Peppermint Patty's game of baseball, but keeps getting harassed by an obnoxious HeManWomanHater named Thibault. She [[BewareTheQuietOnes eventually gets sick of him constantly belittling girls]], which leads to the following exchange.
-->'''Marcie:''' Now look here, you cement-headed male-chauvinist dummy... I'm going to tell you something, and I want you to stand here and listen! If you say one word, I'm going to belt you right across the chops!\\
'''Thibault:''' Oh?\\
'''Marcie:''' That was one word!
* In ''ComicStrip/{{Retail}}'', after Cooper's busted charging his electric car in the storeroom, he assures Marla that she won't ''see'' the car in there again. Marla's GenreSavvy enough to notice the suspicious phrasing, but elects to ignore it. He uses cleverly taped together boxes to hide the car.

[[folder:Fairy Tales]]
* In ''[[http://www.surlalunefairytales.com/authors/grimms/94peasantcleverdaughter.html The Peasant's Clever Daughter]]'', the king sends the daughter back to her father but permits her to take one thing from the castle -- whatever she likes most. She drugs the king and takes him, since he was what she liked the most.
* In ''Literature/TheGooseGirl'', the princess tells the truth not to anyone -- which she had promised not to -- but to an iron stove.
* A lad unwittingly helps Death - Death says he makes no exceptions ever, but his thanks will be that he sends him a [[http://www.1000-maerchen.de/fairyTale/902-die-boten-des-todes.htm messenger]] first so he can sort his earthly businesses before he dies. As the man dies decades later, he complains: "Where was the messenger you promised?" "But I sent you even more than one - didn't you recognize Mr. Hair-Loss and Mr. Toothache and Mrs. Prostate Cancer and..." [[note]](Has its own index: [=AaTh=] 335)[[/note]]

* In the final ''Literature/BloodSword'' gamebook, one of the ways in to the BigBad's castle requires you choose and release a demon. They all make promises to help you, all but one will involve your death and that one offers you an alternative once he is free. Examples include one who offers to send you to meet the BigBad right away (at midnight the BigBad is due to return to Earth, having spent a thousand years as a star in the sky to obtain magical power, being flung into space is bad for you) or the one who offers you a change since you practically have his gift anyway (the magic that restrained him is lying on the floor) offers things like a dagger that always kills when thrown (the thrower) or an artifact which turns back harmful spells (your caster will love that).

* Common in meta-jokes, including why the chicken crossed the road.
* A riddle you may have heard in elementary school: "Can you stick out your tongue and touch your nose/forehead/ear?" [[spoiler:The answer is yes. The trick is that the wording doesn't specify whether you're meant to touch your nose/forehead/ear ''with'' your tongue.]]
* Somewhat related: can you make 35 cents with only two coins, one of which isn't a quarter? (Yes: the ''other'' one is.)
* Another; can you jump higher than a house? Yes; a house can't jump.
* And another: can you stand on one finger? Sure: just stick out one of your fingers, put it on the ground, and stand on top of it with your foot.
* An old Russian joke/urban legend: [[StockCharacters Rabinovich the cynical old Jew]] applies to the Soviet government for permission to emigrate to Israel.
-->'''MVD Official:''' You say you have no relatives abroad, but that you also have a brother in Israel?\\
'''Rabinovich:''' Yes, but ''I'' am abroad, ''he'' is at home!
* A very rich man dies, and demands that he be buried with his entire fortune (9,450,356 dollars and 39 cents). On the day of the funeral, people are surprised to see the normal-sized coffin, and demand an explanation from the widow. She replies that his last wishes were obeyed: His coffin contains a check for 9,450,356 dollars and 39 cents.
** There's a variation where the man gives his doctor, his minister and his lawyer each the same amount and asks them to toss it in his grave. At the funeral all three toss envelopes in his grave. The minister admits to the other two he used part to pay for a new roof for the church, the doctor admits he used some to buy an X-Ray for the hospital, while the lawyer says he is ashamed of both of them, as he followed the instructions and put a check for the full amount in the envelope.
* This joke:
-->'''Dad:''' Son, I told you not to eat the cookies before dinner.
-->'''Son:''' I didn't touch one of them, Dad.
-->'''Dad:''' But there's only one left.
-->'''Son:''' That's the one I didn't touch.
* One joke has someone boasting that they can lift an elephant with one hand. When challenged, the boaster replies, "Well, find me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift it!"
* Another joke has a man boasting that he could "carry a mountain across the town on his back". When challenged, he asks for the mountain to be placed on his back, because he only said could ''carry'' the mountain, not ''lift'' it himself.
* Yet another joke has a man boasting that he could "drink all the water in the river". When challenged, he promptly takes water in a glass, walks into the river, and drinks the glass of water, thus drinking ''all'' the water ''in'' the river.
* A man is reading the classifieds ([[TechnologyMarchesOn or Craigslist, depending on when the joke is set]]) and sees a notice announcing an almost brand-new Porsche on sale for twenty dollars. Thinking it's a trick, he goes to the address in the ad--a large mansion--and meets a wealthy middle-aged woman who takes him to the garage, where the newest model of Porsche is waiting. The man goes for a test drive, and finds that the car works perfectly. When he gets back, he takes a twenty from his wallet and hands it to the woman, but he can't resist asking why she's selling such an expensive car so cheap. The rich woman explains that her husband recently ran off with his secretary, and sent her a message from Europe telling her to "sell the Porsche and send me the money"--which means he neglected to tell her how much to ''charge'' for the Porsche.
* There's a joke about a man who tells a new acquaintance how he divorced his wife because she was having an affair with a man who worked as [[GoofySuit a Disneyland mascot]].
-->'''Old Friend:''' I thought you divorced her because she was crazy.\\
'''Divorcee:''' I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!
* One day, a cop pulls a van over, and when he walks up to the window, he sees ten penguins in the back. The cop asks the man, "Are those your penguins?" The man says, "Yes, they are mine." The cop says, "You need to take them to the zoo right now." So the man agrees and drives off. The next day, the cop pulls over the same van, walks up to the window, and sees the ten penguins again. The cop says to the man, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo." The man says, "I did! Today we're going to the movies!"


* In the song "Monochrome Dream-Eating Baku" by Music/{{Vocaloid}} Kagamine Len, the Dream Eater promises to take away all the bad dreams of a girl and fills her with pleasant and lustful ones... to the point that she can no longer make her dreams become real and is trapped in a world of endless longing and fantasy.
* There's one Dutch song by the group Kadril, "Het Heerke van Maldegem" (the lordling of Maldegem). The song tells the story of the main character, who goes out hunting and instead of game finds a group of robbers, who organise a party and make him pay for the booze. He asks them to let him go, and in exchange promises not to speak to anyone about them. When they agree, he goes on to Bruges and writes down what happened to him and where the robbers are, making his original hunt successful.
* In 2008, Music/BiffyClyro performed an acoustic cover of Music/RageAgainstTheMachine's "Killing In The Name" at the Reading Festival. Since the performance was being broadcast live over BBC Radio, the band agreed that they would censor the infamous ClusterFBomb at the song's climax. The ''audience'', however, were bound by no such agreement, and happily filled in the blanks.
** Robbie Williams pulled the exact same trick when he performed at the BBC's annual New Years' concert to ring in 2017. He told the audience that, before the concert, the Beeb had pulled him to one side and told him not to swear during any of his songs: he then noted that there was nothing stopping the audience from swearing, before launching into a rendition of "Come Undone" during which the audience happily swore in his stead. He later told the audience a story about his young daughter innocently dropping an F-bomb, which also counts as this: he'd only been told not to swear during his ''songs''.
* "Changeling Child" by Heather Dale tells the story of a woman who bargains with the faeries for a baby. They give her exactly what she asked for:
-->"But soon they saw the years that passed
-->would never make him grow
-->The fairies would not answer her
-->The stones were dark and slept
-->A babe was all she asked for,
-->and their promises they'd kept."
* Pete Best just can't resist making puns on his name and famous former occupation. In 1965, for example, he released an original album called ''Best of the Beatles''. As in, ''Pete'' Best, ''formerly'' of Music/TheBeatles.
** This is a CallBack to the Beatles' early days, when the compere of the Cavern Club always described it as "the best of cellars". This was a pun, not just on a well-known phrase but on one particular use of it, the Creator/PeterSellers album ''[[PunnyName The Best of Sellers]]''.
* The southern version of the American Civil War song "The Battle Cry of Freedom" includes the lyric "Our Dixie forever, she's never had a loss...". Technically true, but since they'd never had a win either it isn't much of a boast.
* When the Music/SexPistols' manager Malcolm [=McLaren=] [[ExecutiveMeddling demanded that they record]] a song called "[[ObligatoryBondageSong Submission]]" to promote his punk clothing store, they did exactly that...except the song was about a mission in a submarine. As if to annoy [=McLaren=] more, the song is filled plenty of winking double entendres to his intended subject matter, but they're so [[StylisticSuck intentionally ridiculous]] that they're useless to advertise his clothing.

[[folder:Myths and Religion]]
* Even the gods fall for this one occasionally. In Myth/NorseMythology, Loki, the God of Mischief, made a bet with the dwarf Brokk; the bet was for his head, which at the time meant "the sum that your head is worth" (i.e. to ransom himself). When he lost, it turned out that Brokk wanted his head -- literally -- due to his cheating over the wager, but still losing. Loki, being who he is, still managed to turn the tables, however, by pulling some Exact Words right back: "My ''head'' may be yours, but my ''neck'' is not." Hence, Brokk couldn't decapitate him to "claim his prize" because they couldn't manage to define which part of Loki was his head and which was his neck. Brokk still got the last word, however, and [[MouthStitchedShut sewed Loki's mouth shut]] to keep him from performing any more trickery, hence one of his nicknames, Loki Scar-lip.
* In [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Greek Mythology]]:
** Apollo offered Sibyl her fondest wish if she agreed to sleep with him. She held up a handful of sand and asked to live for as many years as there were grains of sand in her hand. Apollo agreed but Sibyl still refused him. In response, Apollo cursed her by giving her the years she desired... [[AgeWithoutYouth but she would not be eternally youthful.]] After a few hundred years, she became a shriveled gnome.
** When Icarius' daughter Erigone was DrivenToSuicide by hanging, she or Dionysus cursed the maidens of Athens to "[[DeadlyEuphemism swing]]" as she had. To save their children, the Athenians developed the Aiora rite, in which young women literally swung from the trees... safely, on rope swings.
** A seer said that Psyche's mysterious betrothed "is a monster whom neither gods or men can resist". She was not speaking ''literally''; Cupid is mostly human (except for his gorgeous angelic wings), attractive, and compassionate. He's a monster in the sense that he's the god of [[LoveHurts love]]. (As for the second part of the prophecy...she never said that gods or men would ''want'' to resist him in the first place, did she?)
* According to the Quran, Iblis, the Islamic equivalent of the Devil, fell from grace after falling foul of this trope. When Allah made a prophecy that one of his most devoted servants would rebel against him, the Angels were greatly troubled and begged Iblis, one of the Djinn, to speak to Allah on their behalf; Iblis, who was loyal to Allah at the time, made Allah swear a promise that none of the Angels would be forced out of Allah's service. When the Angels and Djinn were commanded to bow before Allah's third creation, Adam, Iblis arrogantly objected, and was cursed for his disobedience; Allah had made no mention of Iblis or any of the Djinn in his promise.
* In Literature/TheBible, {{God}} tells Abraham to bring his son Isaac up to the mountain and offer him as a HumanSacrifice. That, it turns out, is all God wants--Isaac ''offered'' as a sacrifice. Once it's clear that the two have enough faith to go through with the killing God sends an angel to stop it from actually taking place. (Abraham then spots a ram stuck in a nearby bush and sacrifices ''that'' to prove his seriousness--and possibly to get some mutton for his trouble. We don't know what happened to the ram, exactly.)
** In some versions of the [[Literature/TheBible Biblical]] story of Jacob, this is pulled by Laban. Jacob was in love with Laban's daughter Rachel, and asked her father for her hand in marriage. Jacob couldn't produce the normal bride-price for Rachel, though, so Laban told him that he could work for him for seven years instead and afterwards, Jacob could marry his daughter. However, Laban had ''two'' daughters, and he never specified which one Jacob would marry, leaving Jacob with Rachel's sister Leah as his wife.
*** As the story continues, Jacob then worked ''another'' seven-years so that he could finally marry Rachel.
** Elisha served this up with a side of ProphecyTwist in II Kings 8:7-15. A lot of translators have trouble with 8:10 because the Hebrew seems ambiguous, instructing Hazael either to lie or tell the truth to his master King Ben-Hadad about whether he'd recover from his illness. However, as the story goes on to reveal, what the prophecy really meant was "Tell him his illness won't kill him, although I'm telling you he's going to die anyway." Taking his cue from a further prophecy that he would soon be the new King, Hazael returned to Ben-Hadad and told him Elisha had promised he would recover; but the next day, he [[InsistentTerminology cured Ben-Hadad of his illness]] ''once and for all'' by suffocating him with a washcloth. Then he [[KlingonPromotion seized the throne]] for himself.
** Jesus pulls a particularly effective one in Luke 20:25 when challenged by his opponents to take a stand on whether the Jews should pay taxes to the Romans. This ''should'' have put him on MortonsFork: say yes, and his detractors could frame him for a [[LesCollaborateurs boot-licking Roman collaborator]]; say no, and either Pontius Pilate or Herod Antipas would have to have him arrested for preaching sedition against Rome. However, "He said to them, 'Then give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's.'" Arguably, since he was pointing to a coin with Caesar's image on it at the time, that does amount to saying "Pay ''this'' tax." What he didn't actually say is what--other than the coin used in paying this particular tax--rightfully belongs to Caesar. People in the audience wouldn't have automatically assumed that ''anything'' they had rightfully belonged to a foreign pagan occupier such as Rome. Thus, no patriotic Roman listener could honestly claim Jesus had told anyone not to pay taxes, and no loyal Jew (even the Zealots, who were violently anti-Roman hardliners) could claim that Jesus had told them they had to pay ''any'' and ''every'' tax Rome might think to levy on them.
* One of the origin stories of the Red Hand of Ulster, the symbol of the Irish province of Ulster, is said to be the result of this trope. The story goes that the Kingdom of Ulster was without an heir, so a boat race was held so that "whosoever's hand is the first to touch the shore of Ireland, so shall he be made the king". As one potential king was losing, he made use of this trope by cutting his right hand off and tossing the blood-soaked hand ashore. As his hand was the first to touch the shore, he was awarded the crown.
* King Conchobar of Ulster was honorbound to [[DroitDuSeigneur be the first man to sleep with any woman]] in his province on her wedding night[[note]]In contrast to most examples of droit du seigneur, this was started by the populace as a means of "blessing" their new marriage.[[/note]]. One of these women he was obliged to sleep with was Emer, newlywed wife of Conchobhar's ''very'' tempermental and deadly nephew (or grandson; [[ContinuitySnarl the myths vary]]) Cu Chulainn. Thus, Conchobor chose to interpret his obligation as literally as possible.
* [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Jupiter]] must have been in a bloodythirsty mood when Numa Pompilius, 2nd king of Rome, asked him how to "atone" a place hit by his lightning. Jupiter asked for a head. Numa said, "OK, head of an onion." Jupiter then further asked for a body part. Numa said, "OK, my cut off nails." Jupiter then further asked for something alive. Numa said, "OK, a small fish." Jupiter said something that's probably unprintable, but the deal stuck. (Sidenote: Numa's concubine was a demigoddess, it's not recommended for YOU to play silly bugger with Roman deities.)
* Also from [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Roman sagas]]; [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarpeia Tarpeia]] once offered to open the gates of Rome to the Sabines, who were besieging Rome at the time, in exchange for "what they bore on their left arms." She was referring to the gold bracelets the Sabines wore, but they instead threw their shields -- normally carried on the left arm -- on top of her, [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves crushing her to death]]. Then they threw her body off a cliff.
* One ancient Roman myth details the founding of a city in an outpost of the empire. The occupants of the territory, angry at the intrusion, give the Romans a single cowhide and tell them that they're entitled to as much land as the skin can cover. After thinking about this, the Romans tear the cowhide into small pieces and scatter them across a huge field, allowing the group to build an enormous city--after all, they covered the ground with the skin, just as requested.
** More commonly told about Carthage, Rome's archenemy.
* Cúchulainn in Myth/{{Celtic Mythology}} possessed three spears, each of which would kill a king when thrown. When he used them against Queen Maeve's army, they all missed, because there were no kings there. When they were thrown back, the first hit Laeg, considered a king among charioteers; the second hit Lia Macha, king among horses; and the third hit Cúchulainn himself, who was king of warriors.
* TheFairFolk of many mythologies CanNotTellALie... so they became infamous for using ExactWords and its related tropes of {{Rules Lawyer}}ing and LoopholeAbuse. European mythology is especially rife with unfortunates getting swindled, cursed, and all-out killed by fairies because they were only telling the truth FromACertainPointOfView.
* In Myth/HinduMythology, Shiva specifically promised Kama that no one, not even the highest gods, would be immune to Kama's arrows of love. When Kama shot ''Shiva'' with one, he was not pleased (though he later recognized that Kama had done nothing wrong, and apologized).
* In the legend of Tristan and Isolde, in order to discover if Isolde was having an afair with Tristan, she was forced into a ritual where she would swear and grab a hot iron, which would burn her if lying. She swore that the only men who had ever been between her legs were her husband and the peasant who carried her across the river, who tripped and accidentally landed with his head between her legs. She was telling the truth and thus the iron didn't burn her. She just didn't mention that the peasant was Tristan in disguise.
* In one of ''Literature/AesopsFables'', two boys enter a butcher shop. One snatches an expensive piece of meat, then passes it to the other boy behind his back. When the butcher discovers the theft, the boys defend themselves using this trope: the one who stole it doesn't have it, and the one who has it didn't steal it. Since the butcher can't technically prove the theft, he can't bring the law on the boys. In a subversion, though, he warns them that while ''human'' law is subject to exact wording, the law of the gods is not, and the deities will [[LaserGuidedKarma see through the trick and punish the boys severely]].

* ''Podcast/TheMagnusArchives'': In "Cheating Death" the narrator starts off by telling a story of a soldier who [[ChessWithDeath challenged Death to a game]] in an attempt to save his life. He fails to notice that Death said [[spoiler:"if you win you shall not die" - it ''didn't'' say "you will live".]].

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* In the Wrestling/RoyalRumble, the only way to be eliminated, is to be thrown over the top rope and ''both'' feet must touch the floor. (Originally the rules just said "feet", but it was eventually pointed out that "feet" wasn't the same as "foot.") This has been taken advantage of, as some guys roll under the bottom rope and wait until later to come back in. Some guys have utilized other techniques.
** Wrestling/ShawnMichaels [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlqsqqABe4 was the first to take advantage of this rule.]] (As Howard Finkel memorably announced, "ONLY ''ONE'' OF SHAWN MICHAELS'S FEET TOUCHED THE GROUND!")
** Subverted in 1997, where Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin won by sneaking back into the ring after both his feet had touched the floor when he noticed that the referee had never seen his elimination because [[EasilyDistractedReferee he was distracted by an altercation at the other end of the ring]].
** Wrestling/MattHardy used his "Mattitude Follower" Shannon Moore to his advantage, with Moore using his body to prevent Hardy's legs from touching the ground.
** Christopher Nowinski was the third entrant in 2003, coming out through the crowd to find Chris Jericho and Wrestling/ReyMysterioJr going at it in the ring. Nowinski just smiled and waited outside the ring for Jericho and Mysterio to tear each other up until he felt brave enough to enter.
** Nunzio also stopped before reaching the ring and sat down by the barricade until he was ready. (In his defense, he had just been beaten up by Wrestling/MickFoley while coming down the entrance ramp, so he didn't feel strong enough to fight right away.)
** Wrestling/JohnMorrison [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U-RIQbEowg hung on the barricade, walked on it and jumped to the steel steps]].
** Wrestling/KofiKingston [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErL4yNoHyzAwalked on his hands until he reached the steel steps]]. [[http://www.wwe.com/videos/kofi-kingston-survives-elimination-2013-royal-rumble-27013295 He had another method the next year]] [[ShaggyDogStory only to be eliminated before he could reenter the ring]]. In 2014, he did it ''[[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ae6rk_kofi-kingston-2014-royal-rumble-saves_sport twice]]''; first, after falling onto another wrestler and being pummeled on an audience barricade, he managed to balance himself on top of it and make an eleven-foot leap back to the ring. Later, when he was in danger of being pushed out of the ring, he was able to hook both his feet on the lowest rope to keep from fully hitting the floor.
** At [[Wrestling/JuggaloChampionshipWrestling Bloodymania 6]] a knockoff Royal Rumble was won by one-legged wrestler Zack Gowan for the second year in a row. The commentators noted that they were unsure if it would even be possible for him to be eliminated since he [[DisabilitySuperpower didn't have two feet to begin with]].
* In order to keep his undefeated streak intact, Wrestling/KurtAngle would have Wrestling/SteveBlackman hit his opponent with a Kendo Stick so that he could win the match. One night Wrestling/TripleH, who was in charge at the time along with Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon and disliked Kurt, ordered Blackman not to do this in Angle's match that night. During the match, Blackman came to the ring and hit Kurt with the Kendo Stick; Angle won the match by disqualification.
* Wrestling/TripleH lost the WWF Title to Wrestling/ChrisJericho when referee Earl Hebner made a fast count. When confronted about this decision, he agreed to reverse it if nobody would touch him as long as he was a WWF official. Triple H [[FalseReassurance agreed]], [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1h6dj_hhh-gets-his-title-back-from-jerich_sport noting he is a man of his word]].
* Wrestling/JeffJarrett came out on one episode of ''Wrestling/{{TNA}} iMPACT'' to the usual cries of [[XPacHeat "DROP THE TITLE!" (clap clap clapclapclap)]]. In the middle of a promo he decided to make fun of them by taking his Wrestling/{{N|ational Wrestling Alliance}}WA World Heavyweight Championship and [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments dropping it on the mat]].
* In one confrontation between Wrestling/VinceMcMahon and Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin in 2007, Stone Cold promises not to use The Stunner on Vince, then proceeds to [[GroinAttack kick Vince in the nuts]] and Stunner Jonathan Coachman.
* Wrestling/{{Hornswoggle}} won the very last Cruiserweight Championship Open in 2007, coming up from under the ring and running across the mat just as the starting bell rang, only to exit the ring and disappear back under it...until he suddenly reappeared several minutes later and performed a jumping splash on Jamie Noble, pinning him for the title.
* During a Wrestling/{{TNA}} iMPACT Knockout Battle Royal for the #1 contender for the Knockouts title, Wrestling/MadisonRayne gets in the ring and announces that "any of the Knockouts in the ring right now" were eligible to be the #1 contender. True to form, she rushes in at the end of the match and throws Wrestling/VelvetSky from the ring.
** Rayne also did this at a TNA show in New Jersey where Wrestling/AngelinaLove was promised a Knockouts title shot if she could defeat Rayne's old rival, JAPW's Women's Champion Wrestling/SaraDelRey. When Love won, Rayne ran out and hit her with the belt.
* Wrestling/TheUndertaker uses this as an entrance at times. Many a wrestler has loudly proclaimed that there isn't a man ''alive'' who can defeat him, only to freeze in terror when the lights dim and the gong sounds and everyone knows ''The Dead Man'' is in the house.
* When Wrestling/TheNexus were destroying everyone, they were told on the July 28, 2010 episode of ''Wrestling/WWERaw'' they couldn't attack any superstars or they would be fired. Later that night Wrestling/ArnAnderson, Michael Hayes, Wrestling/DeanMalenko, Wrestling/MikeRotunda and Wrestling/RickySteamboat celebrated the release of Steamboat's DVD, and became the targets of a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown. Since they were "Legends" and not "superstars", this was perfectly acceptable.
* During Wrestling/{{Edge}}'s feud with Wrestling/DolphZiggler, Wrestling/VickieGuerrero banned Edge's finisher, The Spear, telling him that if he ever used it in a match, he would be stripped of his title. Immediately after this, Edge hit Ziggler with The Spear four times in a row, since they weren't in a match.
* Since the introduction of SHINE's Championship, Wrestling/IvelisseVelez's stance had been everything's fine as long as the title's in Valkyrie, which caused friction after Radiant Rain won the belt, even more after Rain [[{{Troll}} faked retirement]] and vowed to stay as long as she was champion. When Vélez persisted in pursuing a title match and eventually beat Rain, Rain decided Vélez was correct and retired for real. She then added [[DoWithHimAsYouWill Ivelisse was no longer a member of Valkyrie.]]
* Extreme Rules 2015 featured the first ever Kiss Me Arse Match between Wrestling/DolphZiggler and Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}. [[FleetingDemographicRule One might recall]] that a similar encounter took place at Wrestling/SummerSlam 1999 between [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] and [[Wrestling/BillyGunn Mr. Ass]] but that was a Kiss ''My Ass'' Match. There is a difference.
* The comedic Japanese promotion Wrestling/DramaticDreamTeam has their own twist on the [[GimmickMatches Ladder Match]]: a wrestler competing against ''an actual ladder.'' And because their Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship can be held by anyone (or any''thing'') that can pin the current champion, it has been held by ''[[RuleOfFunny three different ladders!]]''

* During an episode of ''Radio/ThatGoshDarnHippieShow'', DJ Hippie got a [[{{Kayfabe}} (fake)]] phone call from a grumpy old woman who was upset at the number of strange, obscure records played on the show, and demanded that DJ Hippie "play something normal, sonny". DJ Hippie sarcastically agreed to play something normal before cuing up "Normal" by Martin Mull.

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} and Tabletopgame/WarhammerFantasyBattle:
** The [[ChurchMilitant Ministorum]] was to have no "men under arms" in the aftermath of the Age of Apostasy. Knowing that a complete lack of a military force would make them unable to police themselves and subservient to the [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Administratum]], [[HighPriest Ecclesiarch]] [[SaintlyChurch Sebastian Thor]] installed his predecessor [[TheCaligula Goge Vandire's]] redeemed [[BodyguardBabes private army]] as the [[AmazonBrigade Sisters of Battle]]. In some versions of the story this was arranged ''before'' they decided on the wording.
*** Also, nothing prevents them from having the arms themselves - that is, huge stocks of weapons which, in an emergency, can be handed to [[http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Frateris_Militia untrained Ecclesiarchy members and huge mobs of faithful citizens]]. These people aren't a ''maintained'' force, after all.
*** ''Yet another'' dodge is that it is only the ''Ecclesiarchy'' that is to have no men under arms. Planetary Governors in the Imperium are allowed to raise armies, and many cardinals of the Ministorum are planetary governors as well, so while it is frowned upon by some, so long as the armies are raised in the role and legal persona of governor rather than cardinal it is not a violation of the Decree Passive.
** When a planetary governor was being beset by the Dark Angels (specifically the Deathwing and Ravenwing) he begged the chaos gods for help. The Changeling came and asked for his two daughters in exchange for something to "end the battle". Seeing no way out, the governor agreed. The Changeling took the man's two girls and handed him a device. The moment the Changeling left, the device activated; it was the teleport homer from the Ravenwing Squadron and on the other side the entire contingent of Deathwing Terminators had been waiting for the signal. The battle was indeed ended.
** Prince Apophas, upon death, tried to bargain his way out of the Tomb Kings' equivalent of Hell with Usirian, the god of the underworld. Usirian promised that should Apophas bring him a soul "of equal value" then Apophas would be freed and can return to life. What Usirian didn't say was that no soul is ever created equal; they can be extremely similar but each would be microscopically different on some level. Thus, Apophas is forever enslaved to Usirian as he can never fulfill his end of the bargain.
** In the first edition TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay Realms of Sorcery had [[JokeItem Erik' Sword of Confusion]]:
-->This was made for Erik the [[TheAlcoholic drunkard]], a notorious [[FantasyCounterpartCulture Nors]][[GrimUpNorth can]] mercenary. While in the cups he foolishly commissioned a wizard to make him a sword that could "cut through things like butter." The wizard was as good as his word. Against normal targets, the sword has Damage -3, but it cuts through dairy products with the efficiency of a fine cheesewire. The wizard who made the sword was later found drowned in a [[CruelAndUnusualDeath vat of yoghurt.]]
* ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''
** This is often considered the real reason players avoid casting ''wish'', as many [=DMs=] invoke this trope with its use. This is partially averted by kinder [[GameMaster DMs]] and in the computer adaptation, ''VideoGame/BaldursGate 2'', by allowing characters with high wisdom and intelligence scores to close the more obvious loopholes if the wish is otherwise reasonable. Some sources indicate this as one of the advantages the clerical counterpart Miracle has over Wish -- because it is not so much a wish as a requested miracle, it can be vetoed by your deity... but it also means that it will tend to be interpreted in your favour, whereas Wish includes a little comment about, if one goes beyond the list it has and requests a greater effect, the danger of a literal but undesired fulfillment (that is, this trope) or a partial fulfillment.
** One sourcebook suggests this as a way ThePaladin can be LawfulGood without being LawfulStupid. In the specific example given, ThePaladin is honor-bound to follow the requests of the BigBad; when the villain says "Bring me the head of the king", the Paladin brings him the head... along with the rest of the king, and his entire army.
** This can be a way to beat truth-telling magic, depending on the edition and the spell -- one book has a fallen paladin observe that very few truth-telling spells can tell a lie fashioned by putting two truthful sentences next to one another (in the case that prompted this observation, he had managed to give the impression that his dead niece had been responsible for summoning a fiend by saying there'd been a summoning gone awry by a foolish mage, and then adding that fortunately his (dead in the incident) niece had taken precautions in case something went awry like that. Not his fault if the one he was speaking to thought the foolish mage was the niece rather than the paladin himself).
** In the adventure book ''Three Days to Kill'', the players are hired to wipe out the head of a thieves' guild, and assured that the town watch would be very grateful to have the guild become disorganized. This is quite true, but the person hiring them didn't say he worked for the town watch.. he works for an opposing thieves' guild. Technically the players are still doing something good, and the person hiring them doesn't backstab them (as they might expect), so it's just an additional secret they might find.
* In the RolePlayingGame ''Truce at Bakura'', Chewbacca suggested to Han Solo that he have the Tydirium return to the fleet while doing repairs. Han Solo agreed, but then it occurred to him that Chewbacca forgot to specify which fleet he was supposed to return to, thus giving him and the Endor Strike Team an easy opening to take over the Star Destroyer Accusor without having to fire a single shot.
* ''TabletopGame/{{Nobilis}}'': This is how Imperial miracles work. They can be very nasty (with things like automatic Divine wound levels for people who just ignore them), but you can freely work toward any interpretation of the letter of the law you can sell your [[GameMaster HG]] on.
** And in ''TabletopGame/ChuubosMarvelousWishGrantingEngine'', a key plot point is that Chuubo, a fairly ordinary boy, has gained the ability to create Imperial Miracles but can't really do anything useful with them due to wording problems (unless they come from his heart, in which case they work as intended). There is a running joke that he has yet to discover the correct wording to obtain an ice cream: "I wish I had an ice cream" makes "Chuubo has an ice cream" a law of reality, meaning that he can't eat the ice cream, because he would then no longer have it.
* The Seraphim of ''TabletopGame/InNomine'', angels who must speak the truth at all times, often take refuge in this Trope.
** On the other hand, this used to trip up Laurence, Archangel of The Sword, in his early days as Commander of The Host. Angels of The Sword must obey both the spirit and the letter of Laurence's orders, and when his commands were too detailed, the servitors were left with no way to adjust for conditions without earning dissonance.
--->"Thus, Laurence will not tell a Servitor 'Take Highway 41 to Tifton, Georgia, find the Tether of Death just south of there, and bring me the Seneschal’s head.' Such specific orders could result in all kinds of dissonance – what if the angel knows a more efficient way of traveling to Tifton (or Highway 41 is washed out)? What if Laurence’s intelligence is flawed, and the Tether is north of Tifton, or it’s actually a Tether to Dark Humor? What if the Seneschal has been destroyed already – should the Tether be left intact? What if the Seneschal wants to redeem? What if the angel can only kill the Seneschal by some means which won’t leave an intact head to bring to Laurence? Scenarios like this came back to bite the young Archangel of the Sword, until he learned to loosen his control – a little." -- ''Superiors 1: War and Honor''
* Hanse Davion pulls this in the course of the Clan Invasion in ''TabletopGame/BattleTech''. Promising his ancient enemies of House Kurita that "No Federated Commonwealth units would cross their borders" until the Clan invasion was dealt with, he found out soon after that House Kurita was on the verge of a catastrophic defeat. For a moment it looks like Hanse, a man known as "[[CunningLikeAFox The Fox]]", is up to something, and he is. He sends ''mercenary'' units across the border straight to the Combine homeworld. At first, several Combine high officers are furious, thinking they have been betrayed. This is quickly [[InvertedTrope inverted]] when the mercenaries reveal that Davion has hired them to ''defend'' Luthien, not attack it as the Combine officers expected from Davion's Exact Words. By employing mercenaries rather than his own Federated Commonwealth forces, he stays true to his promise while also keeping the Combine from falling...so that he can use the Combine as a buffer zone between his realm and the invading Clans. There's a reason Hanse Davion is considered a MagnificentBastard.
** This is done against the Federated Commonwealth as well, when their long-time enemy, the Capellan Confederation, sends an agent to deal with the Northwind Highlanders, a mercenary unit that had been long loyal to the Confederation until an offer was made during the Fourth Succession War to grant them their ancestral home world of Northwind in exchange for defecting to the then-Federated Suns. Thirty years later, the Confederation's current ruler, Sun-Tzu Liao, sends a member of his elite special forces with Highlander ancestry on a mission to 'neutralize the Northwind Highlanders'. The agent, at first, believes that his orders mean for him to cause the destruction of the mercenaries. However, the Highlanders are struggling to fend off the Federated Commonwealth's liasons, who are trying to ensnare the Highlanders using [[CompanyTown company store tactics]]. The agent ends up defecting to the Highlanders, but the mistreatment from the Commonwealth's liasons cause the Highlanders to declare independance, thus 'neutralizing' them, [[XanatosGambit as Sun-Tzu ordered.]]
* In an ''[[TabletopGame/{{Exalted}} Exalted: The Alchemicals]]'' comic, diplomatic negotiations hit a snag when the Autochthonian emissary says "There can be no peace between our peoples now". He meant "now" as in "at the present moment", not dismissing the possibility of future friendship. After the misunderstanding is cleared up, the Realm emissary agrees that indeed their nations are not friends "now".
-->''But I believe we can change that. Don't you?''

* Creator/WilliamShakespeare
** A very early example is ''Theatre/TheMerchantOfVenice'': Antonio suddenly finds himself unable to repay his debt to Shylock, the loan shark, and his contract said Shylock would cut a pound of flesh from his body if Antonio doesn't pay him back. When appeals for mercy fail, Shylock prepares to take his pound of flesh, until Antonio's lawyer (actually Portia, [[DisguisedInDrag a young woman passing herself off as a man]]) points out that the contract "doth not give one jot of blood; / The words expressly are 'a pound of flesh'"--in other words, Shylock has to cut the flesh [[AssPull without spilling any blood]]. Since doing this is physically impossible, the contract is declared null and void.
** In ''Theatre/HenryIVPart1'', Hotspur uses this while playing AgentScully to his Welsh ally Glyndwr:
-->'''Glyndwr''': I can call spirits from the vasty deep.\\
'''Hotspur''': Why, so can I, or so can any man.
--->But will they come when you do call for them?
** In ''Theatre/JuliusCaesar'', Marc Antony agrees to give the assassins credit for allowing him to speak at Caesar's funeral and to refrain from denouncing them. Antony proceeds to turn the crowd against the assassins even while repeatedly describing them as [[StealthInsult "honorable men"]].
** ''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}'' runs afoul of this trope in a big way. TheWeirdSisters foretell that "NoManOfWomanBorn" can harm him, and that he will not be defeated "until great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane hill [his castle] march against him." When Prince Malcolm leads a charge against him, he has his followers use branches from the trees of Birnam Wood as cover, fulfilling the second prophecy; Macbeth is actually slain in battle by Macduff, who was delivered by Cesarean section and is thus not technically "born of woman" if you take "born" to mean "emerged through the birth canal."
** ''Theatre/{{Othello}}'': Much of what Iago says can be considered true, if you interpret what he says as literally as possible. Indeed, it's what he doesn't say that really causes tragedy.
** Lighthearted example in ''Theatre/TwelfthNight'' with Viola speaking to Feste who, being a clown, uses this trope as comedy:
-->'''Viola:''' Save thee, friend, and thy music. Dost thou live by thy tabour?[[note]]Snare drum[[/note]]
-->'''Feste:''' No, sir, I live by the church.
-->'''Viola:''' Art thou a churchman?
-->'''Feste:''' No such matter, sir. I do live by the church; for I do live at my house, and my house doth stand by the church. [[note]]What Feste means is, naturally, his house is next to the church, so he "lives by the church", literally.[[/note]]
* In ''Theatre/{{Showboat}}'', the couple Steve and Julie are about to be arrested for miscegenation--Steve is white, and Julie is [[PassFail secretly mixed-race]]. Steve cuts Julie's hand and swallows a drop of blood; when the sheriff arrives, Steve asks, "You wouldn't call a man a white man that's got Negro blood in him, would you?" He's willing to swear under oath that he's got "more than a drop" of black blood; the two are able to leave the boat (and the south) in safety.
* In Creator/DorothyLSayers's ''Theatre/TheEmperorConstantine'',
** Constantine likes his prophetic dream, because it clearly predicts that he will win, and prophecies are normally filled with weasel words that allow this trope.
** In Rome, the prophecy that the enemy of Rome will be defeated is more ambiguous. [[spoiler:Livia, the wife of the emperor who lost and died, proclaims that it is certainly true.]]
* Some of the ''lazzi,'' or classic bits, from {{CommediaDellArte}} fall into this category. Notable examples include:
** Harlequin, a BigEater, rushes into a dining room during a feast and announces that the kitchen is on fire. When all of the guests run off to check, Harlequin sits down and begins to devour as much food as possible. When the diners return and complain that the kitchen is perfectly fine, Harlequin defends himself: he said ''the'' kitchen was on fire, not ''your'' kitchen was on fire.
** A servant character is tasked with guarding a rich man's house while he is away. When the rich man returns and asks if anyone has entered the house, the servant replies, "Not a fly!" The pleased master goes inside, only to discover dozens of people in the rooms. When he takes the servant to task for this, he responds that the master didn't find a ''fly'' in the house--he said nothing about people.
* This appears in a heartbreaking way in ''{{Theatre/Sweeney Todd}}'': [[spoiler:When Sweeney first returns to Fleet Street and asks what happened to his wife Lucy, Mrs. Lovett replies, "She poisoned herself...arsenic from the apothecary on the corner." At the end of the musical, Sweeney discovers that the old Beggar Woman who has been harassing him throughout the show--and who he just murdered--''is'' Lucy, driven insane by her rape, abandonment, and attempted suicide,]] which leads to this exchange:
--> [[spoiler:'''Sweeney''']]: ...''You lied to me.''\\
[[spoiler:'''Mrs. Lovett''']]: No, no, not lied at all! No, I never lied! Said she [[spoiler:took the poison]], she did, never said [[spoiler:that she died!]]
* ''Theatre/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' adds a twist to Willy Wonka's promise of "a lifetime supply of sweets" to the Golden Ticket finders. [[spoiler: A single Everlasting Gobstopper -- which is an Indestructible Edible -- counts as this. Grandpa Joe feels this is a cruel trick and he and Mr. Wonka almost come to blows over it, stopped only by Charlie Bucket, who understands that Wonka wasn't deliberately trying to trick them and regards it as a great present all the same (especially since he's never received presents from ''anyone'' outside of his family before).]]
* ''Theatre/TheMusicMan'' combines this with OnOneCondition. "Old Miser" Madison, a wealthy man, donates extensive property to River City after his death, including the Madison Public Library. But his will expressly states that he's left the city the library ''building''--the books inside belong to Marian Paroo, the old man's only friend. It's implied that Madison did this because he realized that most of the people in town hate Marian; by making the library books her legal property, he guaranteed her a job for as long as she lives.
* In ''Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance'', young Frederic is apprenticed to serve the pirates until he's twenty-one. He is eager to leave the eponymous pirate band, and does so upon turning twenty-one. In the second act, the Pirate King and Ruth inform him that he was born on [[LeapDay February 29th]], and that the apprenticeship was to end on his twenty-first ''birthday''. Consequently, he isn't free to leave the pirate band until he's ''eighty-four'' years old. This makes things awkward for him when the Pirate King [[RulesLawyer decides to hold to the exact letter of the contract]]. In a bit of LampshadeHanging, Frederick points out that this is unfair, but as his whole character is defined by the concept of HonorBeforeReason, he begrudgingly rejoins them.
* In ''Theatre/WhyMarry'', Jean says "Words cannot describe my happiness" when her engagement to Rex is announced--because she doesn't want to marry him at all.
* In ''Theatre/TheMerryWidow'', Hanna still loves her OldFlame Danilo, and vice versa, but he refuses to court her because he doesn't want it to seem that he's only interested in the money she inherited from her late husband (whom she married after Danilo's family judged her unsuitable because of her then-poverty). She eventually gets him to propose by telling him that, according to the terms of the inheritance, she will lose her fortune if she remarries -- not mentioning, until after the engagement is settled that she will lose the fortune in the sense that it will become her new husband's property.

[[folder:Visual Novels]]
* In ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors'', Zero of all people uses this trope to create unnecessary violence in their Nonary Game with the rules. The goal, as announced over a loudspeaker, is to find an exit, a door with a 9 on it. [[spoiler:'''''A''''' door. It never says there is only one, and in fact there are two, but everyone assumes there's only one door 9 because there's just one of every other numbered door, 1 to 8. When this is discovered, one character observes that there was no need for distrust and competition as two doors 9 are enough for everyone to escape. Of course, knowing that from the start might not have prevented various murders since the murderer was familiar with the game's layout anyway.]]
* ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'':
** At one point in ''Justice for All'', [[spoiler:Matt Engarde]] gets away with lying to Phoenix despite his Magatama which lets him physically see people keeping secrets from him using this method. Specifically, the client answers "No, I didn't kill anybody" when questioned. [[spoiler:While he didn't kill the victim, as he claimed, he did pay an assassin to do it.]] It's implied that this only worked because [[spoiler:the client was warped enough to consider there to be an honest, meaningful difference between the two, and so he didn't himself consciously hide anything from Phoenix.]]
** In the third game, Godot is introduced as yet another prosecutor of legendary skill who has never lost a case. When the judge asks him how many cases he's prosecuted, he answers with... zero.
--->'''Judge:''' But you said you've never lost before.\\
'''Godot:''' ...Exactly. I've never lost. I've never won before either.
*** [[spoiler:And this is actually two examples in one: he's never ''prosecuted'' a case before, but he has ''defended'' many cases in the past.]]
** In ''Spirit of Justice'', Dhurke spends the final chapter spouting nothing but this trope, to the point where his dialogue alone gives the game replay value.
*** Near the start, he tells Apollo that he (Dhurke) is "not long for this world" and he "hear[s] the Twilight Realm calling [his] name". [[spoiler: he is [[DeadAllAlong dead]] and being channeled by a spirit medium. It will not last forever]].
*** When Apollo shows him a photo of a woman and a baby, and uses a background detail to guess that the baby is Nahyuta, he asks Dhurke if the photo is really 23 years old. Dhurke replies, "You're really good with numbers!"[[spoiler:, never actually confirming anything]].
*** Partway through this trial, Dhurke escapes from the courtroom, yelling about how he can't leave [[spoiler: Amara]] in danger. The player is led to believe this is because [[spoiler: she is being held prisoner somewhere]], but he is actually saying this because [[spoiler: she is the medium currently channeling his body, and he does not want her to die if he gets executed]].
*** Even before all of that, while Phoenix is agonizing over [[spoiler: Maya being kidnapped ([[DesignatedVictim again]])]], Dhurke reassures him that "she's in a safe place". [[spoiler: Maya is currently channeling him.]]
* In ''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry'', anything said [[LanguageOfTruth in red is true]]. This means its exact wording (including what is ''not'' told) is really important in figuring out what actually happened. For example, for the first twilight of the first game, it is said that "The identity of all unidentified corpses is guaranteed" and that "no body double was used". But no red truth says [[spoiler:that there were six corpses in the garden shed. It turns out Shannon's corpse ''wasn't actually there'' from the beginning.]] It's all because third-person narration is ''not'' neutral, and lies to the player in a number of scenes.
* ZigZaggingTrope in ''Zero Escape: VisualNovel/VirtuesLastReward''. Some characters are very particular about [[IGaveMyWord promises]], so a shrewd player pays close attention to exactly what is being promised before making a difficult choice. Of course, some characters--even the nice ones!--''also'' have no problem [[ILied lying to the player character's face]]. It's amazing how a little freedom-or-death struggle brings out the manipulative sides of people.
** Possibly the straightest example of this trope is in a possible bad ending, where [[spoiler:just before a certain Ally or Betray choice, Clover asks Sigma to choose "Betray", so she and Sigma can get more points and Clover in particular will reach 9 points. Clover promises Sigma that if Sigma chooses Betray, Clover will listen to ''anything'' Sigma says! But picking "Betray" at this point will get you the bad ending, because upon reaching 9 points Clover promptly goes for the exit. Sigma angrily shouts to Clover that she promised she would listen to anything Sigma said, and Clover replies that she ''is'' listening, she can hear Sigma very clearly even from all the way over there! The problem is that Clover only promised to ''listen'' to whatever Sigma says, not to actually ''do'' whatever Sigma says.]]
** Another example is in Tenmyouji's ending. Tenmyouji and Quark [[spoiler:pick betray, and picking ally results in Sigma asking why they betrayed him. They don't answer, however Tenmyouji promises him that even though both him and Quark have 9 points, they won't open the number 9 door. A moment later, Clover, who had also reached 9 points in her own voting session, opens the number 9 door. Tenmyouji and Quark promptly move to go through it with her, much to Sigma's anger who reminds them of their promise. Tenmyouji then says to Sigma that he promised ''they'' wouldn't ''open'' the number 9 door. Which they didn't, Clover did. They didn't say anything about not escaping]].
** At any ending where someone escapes, the announcer comments that all doors other than the Number 9 Door have been unlocked. [[spoiler:This includes the door nigh-identical to the 9 Door that sits in the warehouse one floor down.]]
* In ''[[VisualNovel/SteinsGate Steins;Gate]]'' Okabe needs information from Faris. Faris is a grandmaster at a game Okabe has never even heard of, but he agrees to play her for the information anyway. His friends try to get him to back down, since he can't possibly win, but Okabe insists he'll finish the game in [[LargeHam ONE MOVE]]!!! The game starts...[[spoiler:and he loses immediately. Hey, the deal was he just had to ''play'' her, not win]].
* Pulled accidentally by Amane in ''VisualNovel/GrisaiaNoRakuen''. After stopping by a maid cafe and having to eat admittedly good soba noodles from an obnoxious waitress, Yumiko gets home and asks something to eat so long as it's not soba. Amane makes udon instead, causing Yumiko to grumble about more noodles.
* In ''VisualNovel/ReflectionsOnTheRiver'', the king and queen went to a witch for help in having a strong, healthy child, and interpreted the witch's response as promising one. When the resulting child is sickly, they therefore consider themselves to been cheated. However, what they were actually promised was merely "their greatest desire" — and that wasn't what they said (and perhaps even genuinely thought) it was.
-->'''King Jianyu:''' All those years ago, we asked for your help and you promised us our greatest desire: a healthy child. Yet look at the results!\\
'''Zheng:''' Then maybe in your heart, there was an even greater desire. One that turned true while the other didn't.
* In ''VisualNovel/SuperDanganRonpa2'', [[MascotVillain Monokuma]] calls the Future Foundation "World Enders", leading the player to believe that the Future Foundation is a NebulousEvilOrganization. While the "World Enders" bit is objectively true, [[spoiler:Monokuma doesn't say that the Future Foundation wants to "end" the world brought about by [[ApocalypseHow The Tragedy]] by fighting against the Ultimate Despair, making them GoodAllAlong.]]
* In the common route of ''VisualNovel/LittleBusters'', one of the missions from Lennon asks Riki and Rin to cure a student named Aikawa of his love sickness towards Rin's rival Sasami, as it's gotten to the point where he can't focus on school. At first, they interpret this as playing TheMatchmaker for the two of them. However, due to Sasami's feelings for their friend Kengo, Riki and Rin fail to hook them up. While consoling Aikawa after their failed attempts to hook them up, the two realize that the mission only said to cure his love sickness, not get him a girlfriend. The fact that Aikawa can think about something besides Sasami and can focus on schoolwork again is enough to complete the mission.

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
** In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "virus", Strong Bad's computer gets infested with hundreds of thousands of computer viruses that [[BreakingTheFourthWall apparently infect the Flash cartoon itself]]. That leads to this exchange, in which Strong Sad catches Strong Bad doing this:
--->'''Strong Sad:''' Did you get a virus?\\
'''Strong Bad:''' No...\\
'''Strong Sad:''' Did you get 400,000 viruses?\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Yes... very yes!
** In the [=SBEmail=] "shapeshifting", Strong Bad wishes for the power to turn into "almost anyone in the world". He tries to use this power and turns into [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe the King of Town's right half]].
--->'''Strong Bad:''' Oh, [[LamePunReaction I get it]]. I can turn into ''almost'' anyone.
* In ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'':
** Lopez builds some very slow moving robots, with the reasoning
-->'''Senior Lopez''' "You said you wanted a DAY of victory. At this speed, they will win in exactly 24 hours."
** In [[Machinima/RedVsBlueTheChorusTrilogy seasons 11 and 12]], beyond claiming that they were the greatest soldiers in the galaxy, [[spoiler:Felix]] never actually lies to the Blood Gulch Crew, instead using half-truths.
*** In [[Machinima/RedVsBlueTheChorusTrilogy season 13]], [[spoiler:Felix]] did it again when he and [[spoiler:Locus]] hijack a prison ship and invite the prisoners to work for them. [[spoiler:Felix]] tells them that if they fight against [[spoiler:the people of Chorus]], they will go free and rich. Then he tells the prisoners who will join him to put their hands on the prison bars while those who won't join will be let off the ship. And he did let them off the ship... [[spoiler: by opening the air locks in the cells, sucking all of those not grasping the bars out into space.]]
* At the start of the ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' episode "Search and Destroy," Dr. Oobleck instructs Team RWBY to not bring any bags along, as he's packed all essentials. Later, when they've landed at their mission location:
-->'''Oobleck:''' From this point forward, you have to do exactly as I say. Do you understand?
-->'''Team RWBY:''' ''[nod]''
-->'''Oobleck:''' Ruby, I thought I told you to leave all your bags back at school.
-->'''Ruby:''' But, uh, you hadn't told us to listen to you yet. So I didn't.
-->'''Oobleck:''' ...she's not wrong.
* In ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', the ReasonableAuthorityFigure Descius makes BigBad Karamazov promise that no blood shall be spilled on Terra's sacred ground. Karamazov agrees, then goes to his fellow Inquisitors and promptly tells them to [[spoiler:burn all the suspects]].
* ''WebAnimation/{{Tonin}}'', a Brazilian web series featured in ''Charges.com.br'', has many instances of this:
** In ''Tonin - O Ninja Que Veio da Roça'', , Vilano-san, the main villain, asked a spirit to make his body resistant to harm. The spirit said he'd only do it if Vilano defeated him in a card game. Vilano only agreed on the condition that each one would draw one's own cards. Instead of drawing cards from the spirit's deck, he drew cards from his pocket, getting himself a better hand. When the spirit protested, Vilano reminded him about the agreement about drawing one's ''own'' cards.
** In sequel series ''Tonin - A Vorta dos Que Num Foi'', Tonin and his friends were stuck in the future and the spirit was their only chance to return. Being an oracle, the spirit said his only duty was of answering questions. The spirit also told that he's bound to this duty until Tonin dismisses him. Tonin then challenged the spirit to send them back to the past, promising he'd never ask any questions from that day onwards if the spirit succeeds. Once they went back in time, Tonin pointed out that, since they've gone back several years from the day he promised to stop making questions, he still has all that time back to make questions without going back on his word.
** Years later (from Tonin's perspective), he went back to the day he made that deal and asked the oracle how could there have two of him in two different places at the same time but, since they were in a period of time the oracle no longer had to answer questions as per the agreement, the oracle refused to answer. Tonin argued it was the other Tonin who made the deal but the oracle explained they were the same Tonin. Tonin then asked how this could be possible. By doing so, he unwittingly answered the question he initially refused to.
** In trequel series ''Tonin - O Ninja dos Inferno'', Tonin sells his soul to the Devil in exchange for the power to defeat Vilano-san and Pai-Meio. The terms of the agreement stated that the Devil would be able to collect the soul once Vilano and Pai-Meio would no longer be able to pose a threat. The two villains were eventually killed. When the Devil tried to collect the soul, it was argued that Vilano and Pai-Meio being dead doesn't mean [[BackFromTheDead they'd never be able to pose a threat again]]. Considering the world where the story took place, the argument makes sense.
** In order to reach the Devil to strike the deal in the first place, Tonin had to, once again, outsmart the spirit. The spirit was unwilling to help Tonin in any way other than doing his job (answering questions). Tonin then asked if he'd make a good deal with the Devil. Since the only way to know was having Tonin meet the Devil, the spirit had no choice but to take Tonin to hell. Also, when Tonin proposed the deal to the Devil, Tonin offered his "''arma''". ("Arma" could be either the Brazilian word for "weapon" or the way Brazilian unsophisticated country people say "alma", the Brazilian word for "soul".) The spirit, who served as witness for the deal, said that either Tonin and the Devil reached for an agreement on which meaning the word "arma" would be employed for the deal, or the deal would be null and void. Unable to convince the Devil to taking anything from him as a "weapon", Tonin agreed to offer his soul.
** In ''Tonin - A Saga Final'', a witch tried to avoid a witch hunter by magically disguising her appearance but he saw through her disguise and offered her a deal: if she taught him how to disguise himself, he'd leave her alive somewhere nobody would lay their hands at her. After she fulfilled her end of the bargain, he left her alive, but tied at a stake where nobody would lay anything other than fire.
** Also, hoping to have the same near-invulnerability his father won in the deal from the first season, [[OverlordJr Vilano Segundo (Vilano the Second)]] sought the same oracle, who had him play a cheese eating contest against TheChosenOne. If OverlordJr wins, he'll gain said near invulnerability; if he loses, he loses his life. Being somewhat of a ChaoticNeutral and considering the villain was alone while TheHero had lots of friends in the place where the contest was held, the oracle granted the villain temporary protection from harm until the contest was over. The oracle also ruled that the first contestant whose pile of cheese was eaten would be the winner; no cheese could be wasted; no cheese could be vomited; there was no time limit; and the villain would win by default if he had no opponents. TheHero shared his cheese with his friends because shared food isn't ''wasted'' food and there was no rule saying ''who'' had to eat his cheese. The villain then stabbed TheHero to death to invoke the win by lack of opponent rule because there was no rule saying he couldn't kill the opponent. Beause of the oracle's protection, nobody could kill the villain until the contest was over. Once the villain was declared the winner and the oracle declared the contest over, one of the good guys killed the villain before the oracle granted the powers. (The protection being over once the contest was over) [[WhatCouldHaveBeen Nobody mentioned it in the series but, since the powers came with vulnerability to cheese, the hero's friends could have hit the villain with the remaining cheese if the villain had been granted the powers]].

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* Wiki/TVTropes: On the page for ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing'', the description of the game says that it "features never-before-seen freedom", which it does indeed -- there is no collision detection (in other words, you can go through any object except the ground), no angle detection (allowing you to drive vertically), and drive straight off the map.
* When WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic gathers his fellow reviewers for an invasion in ''WebVideo/{{Kickassia}}'', WebVideo/{{Phelous}} questions where everyone was going to stay. Critic says that he "booked everyone a hotel room". GilliganCut to everyone crammed into '''a''' hotel room.
-->'''Phelous:''' [[LampshadeHanging Well, gee, I didn't see]] ''[[LampshadeHanging that]]'' [[LampshadeHanging one coming.]]
* [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] tricked [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] into reviewing ''Film/TheSpirit'' with him by telling him that he had a comic book movie with Creator/SamuelLJackson and Creator/ScarlettJohansson. It was based on a comic, and both did appear in the movie, but Linkara was led to believe that FB was referring to ''Film/IronMan2''.
* This is common when it comes to requests on ''Music/SongsToWearPantsTo''. Andrew will often take poorly thought-out or silly requests and do this to them. For example, one person offered some lyrics and asked for them to be recorded, "not necessarily in this order." [[http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/i-empty-my-baby/ This was the result.]]
* In ''Literature/ThaliasMusings'', Aphrodite's blessing on the Pythian Games: [[spoiler:"To whichever two among the gods and goddesses here whom the Fates will choose, may you each meet your true love at the Pythian Games."]] [[http://thaliasmusingsnovels.wordpress.com/2011/06/27/1-5-let-the-games-begin/]] Thalia knows that if she or Apollo is chosen, [[spoiler:they won't end up together since they've already met.]]
** The first to be chosen is [[spoiler:Aphrodite's own son Eros, who finds love at first sight with Psyche.]]
** The second is [[spoiler:Hephaestus, Aphrodite's ''husband'', who meets Aglaea. Aphrodite is more than happy to let him go.]]
* In ''[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/shamusplays/8304-Shamus-Plays-Into-the-Bandits-Den.4 Shamus plays]] VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', Norman is a warlock who tries to be LawfulGood. When called upon to 'slaughter a virgin' as part of his induction into the Warlock Union, he buys a virgin sheep and pays a butcher to slaughter it for him.
* In ''Literature/TheQuestportChronicles'', the Fellowship forces a demon to swear that he will lead them to [[EldritchLocation a specific place]]. They neglect to make him promise to bring them back...
* ''Literature/SkippysList'' has examples:
-->33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.\\
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I ''did'' bring enough for everybody.\\
48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.\\
55. An order to "Put Kiwi on my boots" does *not* involve fruit.\\
56. An order to "Make my Boots black and shiny" does not involve electrical tape.\\
135. An order to put polish on my boots means the whole boot.\\
124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.\\
125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.\\
126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.\\
127. "No Drinking Of Alcoholic Beverages" does not imply that a Jack Daniel's ® IV is acceptable.
* ''Literature/BastardOperatorFromHell''. If you ask the BOFH for more disk space, he'll give it to you -- by deleting all your files. And that's nothing compared to what he does with his contract. It got "[[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/14/bofh_2006_episode_23/ numerous strange clauses]]", including one about UFO sighting in the vicinity of the building... which he successfully used... more than once.
** And don't tell the PFY to "fire her up" when you want him to start a computer; you'll be calling the emergency line soon after.
* In Episode 61 of ''Creator/RoosterTeeth'''s "LetsPlay ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''", Ryan had captured a cow in the bottom of his dirt house and named him Edgar after an incident lead him to losing a game. Flash forward six episodes and Michael covertly frees Edgar and Geoff unwittingly kills the cow. Ryan finds the damage, hunts down another cow and puts him in the hole, leading to Michael freaking out over his victory being rendered null. As he tries to point out that the cow he lured in probably isn't the real Edgar, Ryan responds "No, no, you don't understand. ''Edgar is the one in the hole''.", meaning that it doesn't matter how many cows anyone frees, the one in that hole will always be Edgar.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-810 SCP-810]] of the Wiki/SCPFoundation is a lamp with the inscription "Ask what you will, and you shall never want for it". If (for example) you ask for "food", rather than ensuring you never run out of food, you'll never again ''desire'' food, and will thus starve to death without realizing it.
* In WebVideo/DanganRonpaAbridgedThing, Monobear promises the class that if a murder occurs, the class will get to see pictures of what Sayaka Maizono looks like under "those clothes", meaning her "idol outfit." A murder does occur, but the murderer is caught before the photos can be released to the class. We do get to see a blink-and-you'll-miss-it shot of what the pictures look like, though: they're just Sayaka in her school outfit ''under those clothes''...because the idol outfit is on her head, meaning she is ''literally'' under those clothes.
* One episode of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' has Vegeta tell Krillin to almost kill him (since Saiyans get stronger on the brink of death) so that he can fight more evenly with Freiza. Krillin then asks if there will be any repercussions.
--> '''Vegeta''': ...I won't ''punch'' you.
--> '''Krillin''': [[LampshadeHanging Oddly specific.]]
* A writer posted a list of musicians who were in great bands but had terrible solo careers. He invoked this trope to justify including Music/PaulMcCartney on the list, pointing out that technically {{Music/Wings}} counted as a band.
* An AprilFoolsDay article about ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' detailed a supposed ultimate deck that "never allows your opponent to deal lethal damage" and "ends games quickly". It actually consisted entirely of ways to trigger a "you automatically lose" condition.
* In an episode of the LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}} series ''[=YogNews=]'', LetsPlay/{{Turpster}} is busy boasting that with LetsPlay/{{Strippin}} no longer working at Yogtowers, he is the strongest man in the office. He then struggles to open a simple water bottle, which LetsPlay/KimRichards opens with ease. His response?
--> '''Turps:''' Goddammit, Kim, I said strongest man. Not strongest wo-man. Can't compete with women. Their boob strength.
* During the first LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}} playthrough of ''VideoGame/TroubleInTerroristTown'', the common "spell the word ''innocent'' backwards" test is put to use [[note]]the reasoning for it being that a traitor would not be able to read it back quickly since their HUD would read "traitor" instead, although it isn't foolproof[[/note]]. LetsPlay/SimonLane gets challenged to do it by LetsPlay/HatFilms, and says "I-N-N-O-C-E-N-T B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S". This gets him killed. [[spoiler:He was a traitor, and the round ends]].
* ''WebVideo/TheMarkRemark'': Fans asked him to stop having to take a pee break instead of actually talking about the women's matches. So Martin makes sure the next time not to eat or drink anything for days before recording, which just makes him pass out.
* In the ''WebVideo/RoosterTeethShorts'' episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Axr3dH5Qw&ab_channel=RoosterTeeth "Sex Dogs, Sex Dogs"]], Matt notices that in the background Chris has forgotten to hide a photo of dogs having sex. He requests that Chris pay attention to the full frame, which he agrees to. [[LiteralMinded Chris]] [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} being]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Chris]], however, he moves the dogs into the foreground, increases the size of the picture and blurs Burnie out. When Matt returns to point out the new problem, he requests that the photo focuses on the subject, so Chris focuses on the dogs having sex (mistakenly believing them to be the subject) and not Burnie. When he has that error called out and is told to focus on Burnie, he dresses Burnie up in a dog suit for the next photo, making him cry in the process, and points out he did exactly what he was told by making people's eyes go right to Burnie, albeit for the worst possible reasons. This last one is enough to get him fired by Matt, who is by this point exasperated.
* {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} once stated that he would never LetsPlay ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' or ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy'' due to those games being overrated and Let's Played a lot. Since then, he has Let's Played ''Super Mario 64 '''DS''''' and ''Super '''Luigi''' Galaxy''. (And he fudged a bit on that first one too, by including parts of the original game whenever an original star was removed in the remake.)
* {{WebVideo/JonTron}} released a trailer stating that Jontron's [=StarCade=] Episode 1 would be released on May 9th. The episode was released... On the last possible second before May 10th.
* ''{{WebVideo/CriticalRole}}:'' Garmelie wants "a piece of a Syngorn threshold crest", meaning a fragment of the magical devices that allows the whole city to travel between the Material Plane and the Feywild, but never explicitly specifying it as such. What Percy gives him is [[spoiler: a pice of a crest which Keyleth molded out of the threshold of the door to their guest room in Syngorn, using the Stone Shape spell]]. Much to Garmelie's dismay, he has to accept this deal as fulfilled.
* LetsPlay/PewDiePie caused an uproar when, as his channel was nearing the 50 million subscriber milestone, he released a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-_4Uoo_7Y4 video]] announcing to his viewers that he "would delete his Youtube channel once pewdiepie hits 50 million", grabbing widespread media attention. True to his word, once he passed the 50 million mark he did [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y39LE5ZoKjw delete his channel]]... his ''secondary'' channel "[=Jacksepticeye2=]", which was a fairly new, seldom used joke channel which saw comparatively little attention. This stunt especially earned the ire of all the [[{{Troll}} trolls]] and [[{{Hatedom}} detractors]] who had subscribed to him at this point just to force him to quit.
* SovietWomble (https://youtu.be/PaQzgF95Gv4?t=10m32s)
* Tokusatsu fan [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClHLcw9EZeyqH5u0D90j9Vg Marcosatsu]] posted a video titled [[Series/KamenRiderWizard Kamen Rider Wizard- Life is Showtime (Extended).]] It was extended alright- three lines were the only thing repeated in the video for over ''[[OverlyLongGag 10 Hours.]]''
* After the ''Asian Jake Paul'' diss track that was directed at the infamous Ricegum, Boyinaband said that he was going to apologize for the venomous comments that resulted from his insults in the song, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx4b63UJAeE even going to do so in person.]] [[spoiler: It turns out that the guy he's apologizing to is ''Casey Neistat'' for a throwaway line in the disstrack that was still meant to insult Ricegum anyways [[labelnote: The Line in Question]] That's bad! But then I heard [Ricegum] try to rap. I was more disappointed than when I found out Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats![[/labelnote]], and Ricegum is still an AcceptableTarget for him because of all the other stuff he's done.]]