Argh, I'm so jealous! [[SelfDemonstratingArticle Why is my index still not demonstrating itself!?]]
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[[index]]
* ACupAngst: I would kill for your big breasts!
* AppearanceAngst: Why can't I be attractive just like them?
* BabyDontGotBack: I wish my posterior was bigger!
* BabyFeverTrigger: I want a baby just like yours!
* BetaTestBaddie: My inferiority complex is my motivation!
* CargoEnvy: Why am I not a pen in your mouth?
* TheChosenWannabe: I want to be TheChosenOne!
* ClingyJealousGirl: I'm a girl and my LoveInterest belongs only to me!
* CrazyJealousGuy: I'm a boy and my LoveInterest belongs only to me!
* TheDutifulSon: I worked my ass off to help my parents and left my dreams behind, while my sibling(s) run off to become successful!
* DrivenByEnvy: I envy you! I'm gonna make your life a living hell!
* FairestOfThemAll: You're beautiful and I'm not, so I hate you!
* GreenEyedEpiphany: I'm not interested in them. *sees them with another character* I can't believe they're with somebody else instead of me!
* GreenEyedMonster: Beware, my lord, of jealousy!
* HeightAngst: Why are you so tall/short and I am not?
* IJustWantToBeYou: I want to have your life!
* IfICantHaveYou: No one can!
* InfantSiblingJealousy: What's so special about my new brother/sister?
* JealousParent: You pay too much attention to your mother/father!
* JealousPet: I don't like you around my owner!
* JealousRomanticWitness: I don't like watching you and them flirt!
* MDEnvy: So what if I'm not medical? I'm still a doctor!
* MistakenForCheating: Sorry, I thought you were cheating.
* MurderTheHypotenuse: Don't compete for my crush's heart, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!
* MutualEnvy: We both envy each other!
* NewFriendEnvy: This new friend must go!
* OpenRelationshipFailure: Can be caused by jealousy between the multiple partners of a non-monogamous relationship.
* OperationJealousy: Let's make them jealous on purpose to realise [[GreenEyedEpiphany they're in love with me!]]
* RemoteControlRuckus: Give me the remote! I wanna watch my favorite show!
* TheResenter: You're so successful... I hate you!
** TallPoppySyndrome: They're better than I am, so let's bring them down to my level!
** TooQualifiedToApply: That person is too good for me! No fair! I must disqualify them immediately!
* SeductionAsOneUpmanship: That person seduced my lover just to put one over on me!
* SelfProclaimedLoveInterest: They are my lover! I don't want anyone else to be with them! So what if they never said we were a couple?! It was...uh...implied! Yeah!
* SpurnedIntoSuicide: I just got rejected by my love, so I'm gonna kill myself!
* SuccessThroughSexAccusation: They wouldn't be so successful cause if they didn't sleep around!
* WhatDoesSheSeeInHim: Why does she like him so much?
* WhatsHeGotThatIAintGot: What's so special about him that I don't have?!
* {{Yandere}}: No one will dare get close to you!
* YouNeverDidThatForMe: Why do they get the good things?! I never got that!
* YoureJustJealous: Ah c'mon, you're just jealous!
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No fair! Why do all the other articles get more creative stingers?!
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