->'''Archdeacon Robert''': Someone's coming. Quick! It might be the area Dean. Eat it!
->'''Adam''': What? Come on.
->'''Robert''': Eat it in the name of Chuch unity. Eat it. Eat it all!
-->-- ''Series/{{Rev}}''

Done something unspeakable with something edible? Then there's only one way to destroy the evidence: eat it, or at least make someone else do it.

Often played for laughs, especially if the evidence is something that no-one would normally consider edible.

If the evidence [[DisposingOfABody is a human body]], things become [[ImAHumanitarian rather more morally awkward]].

May induce IAteWhat afterward.

[[IThoughtItMeant Not to be confused with]] FeedTheMole.



* A Brazilian TV ad features a guy ordering a beer at a bar. Not having any beer of the ordered brand, the waiter bring a bottle of another beer brand and eats the cap and the label to keep the customer from finding out. Not believing the excuses presented to explain away the lack of those items, the customer dares the waiter to drink the beer. In spite of having no qualms about eating the label and the cap, the waiter finds himself unable to drink the beer.

[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'':
** When Kodachi gets a photo of a NotWhatItLooksLike scene between her and Ranma, she makes hundreds of copies and scatters them everywhere. Ranma proceeds to catch and eat them all.
** But the ultimate example is the "Ukyo's Secret Sauce" story where, when confessing that he (accidentally) ruined Ukyo's personal sauce that she has been aging for ten years failed to cause the whole mess to subside (Ukyo jumped to the conclusion that Akane forced Ranma to claim it, so it made things ''worse''), Ranma gulps down the ''whole cask'', and almost dies from it. Note that this was less to hide how terrible it tasted from her (she was the first person to find out), but more from desperation to [[ResetButton return things to the way they were]], so that [[StatusQuoIsGod he wouldn't have to reveal whether he loved Akane or Ukyo better]]. Before that, he devoured every okonomiyaki that Ukyo made with it, but that was to protect her from [[MasochistsMeal eating them out of pride]], and potentially making herself terribly sick.
* In the manga of ''Manga/DeathNote'' it's explained that [[spoiler: Light eats the killer scrap of paper he used to kill Higuchi with.]]
* One chapter of ''Manga/FrankenFran'' had a man attempt to serve his murdered daughter to the guests at her birthday dinner. Unfortunately, Fran instantly recognized the human meat for what it was, being a surgeon.
* In ''LightNovel/KaraNoKyoukai'', when [[BigBad Araya Souren]] asks how Lio Shirazumi will hide the body of his first murder, he responds by EATING THE BODY IN '''THREE HOURS'''.
* Used in ''Manga/KOn'' when the club is allowed to sell their teacher's guitar, Ritsu attempts to keep most of the money for the girls by telling her it sold for much less than what was paid. The teacher then asks for the receipt, which has the real amount on it. Ritsu tries to eat the receipt before finally handing it over.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'', when a kidnapper realizes he abducted the wrong little girl and her parents won't be able to pay the ransom, he kills her and feeds her remains to his German shepherds to get rid of the evidence. When Rorschach realizes this, he [[HeroicBSOD snaps and burns the kidnapper alive]]. It was a defining moment in his life, [[CreepyMonotone and he never recovered from the psychological trauma]].
* The Creator/ECComics story [[http://randompanels.blogspot.com/2006/10/halloween-week-begins.html "Cold Cuts"]] uses a variant of this trope. A man who carves up his wife's body and stores it in a frozen food locker is forced by a business emergency to leave it all in a friend's hands. When he gets back, he finds his friend is throwing an impromptu dinner party. "The butcher was closed..."
* In Jeff Smith's ''ComicBook/{{Bone}}'', Phoney Bone eats a slice from the pie set aside for Gran'ma Ben. When Thorn approaches, he stuffs the entire rest of the pie into Fone Bone's mouth.
* In ''ComicBook/JourneyIntoMystery'', BigEater Volstagg facetiously suggests that he could eat kid Loki. "There would be no evidence. A perfect crime!"
* This is word for word what a washed-up Hollywood movie director commands the demonic servants he's recently acquired to do with the body of their latest victim in an old issue of ''ComicBook/{{Vampirella}}''.
* A less lethal example in ''ComicBook/{{Tintin}}''. A message is smuggled to the boy reporter in his prison cell, so in case of a search Tintin scrunches it up in a tiny ball and has his faithful dog Snowy swallow it.

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* A 1994 sequence in ''ComicStrip/ForBetterOrForWorse'' involved some friends of Elizabeth trying to get her hooked up with Anthony (who liked her but was too shy to say so) by writing a fake note that claimed to be from Elizabeth to Anthony. When the note was discovered by a teacher, taken away and then returned to Anthony at the end of the class (still unread), one of the friends, Dawn, grabbed the note and ate it to avoid embarrassment for everybody involved. Elizabeth and Anthony still ended up getting together, and many years later (after various intervening twists and turns) got married.
* In a series of ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' strips, Snoopy imagines himself to be a spy, and steals Sally's report which he thinks to be a secret document. When Sally catches him, he eats the paper, much to her anger. Yes, [[StealthPun a dog really did eat her homework]].
** In another Peanuts story arc, Charlie Brown sent Linus to scout another baseball team and told him to make notes on a square of bubble gum so he could destroy them easily if necessary.
* In one ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' strip, Mordack the Denier eats Wally's requisition form for a new computer (in front of him) and says "We lost the paperwork." Wally responds by holding up a giant stack and saying "Good thing I made 75 more copies."
* In ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', Calvin occasionally likes to pretend he is a forcibly detained space captain while at school. Upon being sent to the principal's office in one strip, he eats his hall pass since it is considered "evidence" in his imaginary world.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In the first ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'' movie, one of the Chipmunks is accused of defecating on a chair, but [[IAteWhat another eats the... evidence,]] claiming it's just a raisin, while muttering "You owe me!". {{Squick}}. One wonders how John Waters felt, realizing that a coprophagy gag was now mainstream enough for what was ostensibly a children's movie.
* Frank Drebin in ''Film/TheNakedGun 33 1/3'' eats the plans for a prison break, as a sandwich and then shredded with spaghetti sauce (it didn't help that a large stack of paper got dropped in front of him while he was doing so, forcing Drebin to eat ''all'' of it to make sure he got the sheets that contained the plan).
-->'''Rocko:''' That was a good plan.\\
'''Drebin:''' I've had better!
* The excellent German short film ''Film/{{Schwarzfahrer}}'' has an extremely racist old lady sitting next to a black guy on a tram. She goes on and on about how horrible blacks and others are ("...They should at least have their names changed when they come over here, or else you can't tell them apart ''at all''. What's more, they smell awful. But there is no law against ''that''!"). When the conductor comes to check tickets, the black man reaches over and eats hers. She's hysterical when the conductor arrives ("That nigger just ate my tickets"), and [[CryingWolf he naturally doesn't believe]] her obviously racist story ("That's the stupidest excuse I have ever heard!"), so he takes her off the tram. None of the other passengers, who were silently listening to her antics, intervene.
* ''Film/FriedGreenTomatoes'': "The secret's in the sauce."
* [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] in ''Film/CatsAndDogs'' where the Russian Blue coughs up all sorts of previously swallowed stuff, including some fake evidence to plant.
* In ''FilM/TheBigEasy,'' when he realizes he's been caught accepting bribe money, Detective Remy [=McSwain=] tosses the cash to the crowd in the bar and eats the envelope it was given to him in.
* And then there's the 1980s movie (and the subsequent musical adaptation) ''Film/EatingRaoul'', which really needs [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin no explanation beyond what's offered by the title.]]
* When a car full of college kids gets pulled over in ''Film/SuperTroopers'', one of them is forced to eat a bag of pot before the cops get close enough to see it. And then a bag of shrooms.
* In the Spielberg/Zemeckis movie ''Film/NineteenFortyOne'', the lost Japanese sailors capture an American merchant. When they discover a small compass among his merchandise, and when he notices they are very much interested in that compass, he eats it immediately. The Japanese then force-feed him a laxative.
* In Creator/RobertAltman's ''Film/CookiesFortune'', Glenn Close's character eats "Cookie"'s suicide note to make her suicide look like murder.
* In Danish film ''Film/TheGreenButchers'' (''De grønne slagtere'') by Anders Thomas Jensen, two butchers accidentally kill a man and sell the meat to hide the evidence. It ends up being very popular...
* In the film version of ''Film/TheNameOfTheRose'', the antagonist eats the pages of a rare book, denying the protagonist it, and both [[spoiler:committing suicide and eliminating the evidence of the poisoned pages. ]].
* At the beginning of ''Film/TheEigerSanction'' a courier eats the film he's carrying when he realises he's being followed. The opposition murder him so they can cut his stomach open to get it back.
* ''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'': James Bond accidentally swallows Francisco Scaramanga's bullet (in the belly button of a belly dancer) thanks to a heavy-handed thug. Later Bond quips: "You've no idea what that went through to get here."
* In ''Film/TheHotRock'' (and also the novel the film is based on), Greenberg is trapped in the museum with the diamond the gang was attempting to steal. He swallows the diamond before the police arrive.
* In ''Film/AmericanWedding'', Stiffler suspects the dog has eaten the wedding ring he's supposed to have custody of, which leads him to pick through the dog's droppings in an attempt to find it. When he's caught, he claims the droppings are chocolate truffles in order to hide the fact that he lost the ring, and then is forced to eat them to keep someone else from eating them.
* When Daphne finds Shaggy doodling his name and Velma's on a napkin in ''Film/ScoobyDooCurseOfTheLakeMonster'', he immediately eats the napkin.
* In ''Film/DeathScreams'', Sheriff Avery runs into bunch of youths smoking dope, and one of them eats the stuff so they won't get busted.
* When the protagonists of ''Film/FridayThe13thPartIII'' spot two police cars with blazing sirens and all behind them, they promptly start eating their drug stash. After pulling over, the police just keep driving onward, much to their dismay.
* In the film, ''Film/TheDevilAndMissJones'' two employees eat a list naming 400 employees who want to unionize since their mean store manager was going to use it against them to fire all those people.
* In ''Film/TheBody2012'', when the toilet doesn't flush to dispose the torn pieces of a compromising dinner card Álex is forced to fish them out from the bowl and stuff them into his mouth.
* In ''Film/{{Napoleon}}'', the accusations against Napoleon and Joséphine are eaten by a couple of clerks who don't want to see them executed.


[[folder:Fan Works]]
* In ''FanFic/BlackQueenRedKing,'' the Earth Changelings eat their kin's dead bodies and those of the humans they kill in order to keep the police and other humans from finding them. The main character also eats his own severed arm to keep it from being found[[note]] and because he needed the nutrients[[/note]].

* In the Creator/RoaldDahl story "Lamb to the Slaughter" (filmed as an episode of ''Series/AlfredHitchcockPresents'' and later as an episode of ''Series/TalesOfTheUnexpected''), a woman beats her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb, and then puts it in the oven to roast as if nothing had happened. She later offers dinner to the detectives who come round to investigate the murder, and they sit around discussing the mystery of what happened to the murder weapon as they eat it.
** This becomes a RunningGag in ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel''.
** Dorothy Sayers did that exact plot thirty years earlier with Literature/LordPeterWimsey in "The Vindictive Story of the Footsteps That Ran".
* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
** Parodied in ''Discworld/FeetOfClay'': Vimes claims he'll have to "eat the evidence", when a group of civic leaders find a packet of "arsenic" in his desk, and does so. Of course, he's actually making the point that it ''isn't'' arsenic; it's sugar.
** Played with in ''Discworld/MonstrousRegiment'': The regiment encounters some spies, one of whom tries to eat the codebook to destroy it. It turns out the codebook [[CyanidePill was poisoned]], so that by eating it not only would the code book be kept out of enemy hands, but so would the spy.
* In the short story ''Two Bottles of Relish'' by Creator/LordDunsany, a man uses the title items to help dispose of the corpse of the person he murdered. He also cuts down ten trees and chops them into logs, solely (as the last line of the story informs us), "in order to get an appetite."
* ''ThievesWorld'' short story ''Blood Brothers''. After One-Thumb paralyzes a drug dealer, he slices him up and feeds him to his dogs.
* In one story in ''Star Wars: The Han Solo Adventures'', a skiptracer shows Chewbacca a thick warrant he has to repossess the Millenium Falcon. Chewie responds by eating it, only to be told that there are multiple copies of the warrant.
* In his book ''Marked Cards and Loaded Dice'', Frank Garcia told the story of a gambler who cheated by slipping an extra card into his hand. An angry victim insisted on searching him. If he was caught with the extra card, he would be killed. He did the only thing he could: he palmed the card into a sandwich, then ate it.
* In the short story ''Seventeen Oranges'' by Bill Naughton, a boy caught stealing seventeen oranges eats all seventeen, including the peels and pips, while the policeman is off fetching his parents. He also never eats another orange in his life.
* In ''Literature/TheThreeMusketeers'', Athos forces his servent Grimaud to eat an incriminating letter, to make sure the Cardinal won't ever find it.
* In the book ''You Don't Know Me'' by David Klass, the protagonist sends a love note to the girl he's after. She eats it, and he spends a chapter trying to work out what the gesture means until she explains to him that she saw the teacher coming and didn't want him reading the note out in class.
* Near the end of the book version of ''Literature/TheNameOfTheRose'' (by Umberto Eco), the villain tries to eat a unique book rather than let the protagonists have it. Bonus points because he had already poisoned the book.
* In the ''SilenceOfTheLambs''' predecessor, ''Red Dragon'', serial killer and Hannibal Lecter LoonyFan Francis "The Tooth Fairy" Dolarhyde sends Lecter a fan letter (of sorts) written on toilet paper because, he says, "it will dissolve very quickly if you have to swallow it."
* In the story ''[[Literature/BridgeOfBirds Eight Skilled Gentlemen]]'' by Barry Hughart, the heroes have killed a henchman of their enemy, but cannot get out of his castle to hide the body. They can get into the kitchen, however, so they cook every single part of him and put the food among that prepared for a banquet. Number Ten Ox is squicked by it all, but Master Li Kao gets really enthusiastic about making the food ''good'' (so the lord of the castle won't start asking questions to the kitchen staff), and we get a really good description of how to cook a man.
* In Phyllis Reynolds Naylor's ''Boys vs. Girls'' series, the Hatford boys pick apart a pumpkin pie brought over by the Malloy girls because they're sure it's been tainted or booby-trapped somehow. When it becomes clear nothing's wrong with it, they're forced to eat the entire thing to keep their mother from realizing there was ever a pie there.
* In a Creator/BillPronzini short story, a man shoots the lawyer who embezzled from his late father. He's caught in the lawyer's locked high rise office, and there's no trace of the gun anywhere in the office or nearby. The police are baffled. They only find out two key facts when it's too late: one, the murder weapon was a homemade zip gun, easily disassembled into small component parts. Two, the killer for a time worked for a circus: as the Man With the Iron Stomach...

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In ''Series/PeepShow'', Jez runs over the dog which belongs to a woman who has expressed an interest in Mark. Rather than admit it, which would ruin Mark's chances of getting a job with her father, they try to burn it, only to find dog doesn't burn well. When caught by the love interest, they claim it's barbecued turkey, and eat it to prove it. Unfortunately, they can't eat the metal dog tag, which gives it away.
* ''Series/{{Blackadder}}'' Series 4 episode 2: Blackadder shoots a carrier pigeon to avoid receiving orders to attack from his Commander. Unfortunately it turns out the message the pigeon was carrying was that it is now a capital offence to kill a carrier pigeon, so Blackadder decides to eat the evidence for lunch.
* Vyvyan of ''Series/TheYoungOnes'' ate the TV on one occasion, in order to avoid paying the compulsory British television licence fee.
** "It's a toaster."
** And apparently he's not the first, as the TV licensing inspector called it "The ''old'' trick, eh?"
* ''Series/DrakeAndJosh'' tried to eat sushi instead of putting it in boxes because the conveyor belt was going too fast.
** Which was pretty much a perfect homage to the Chocolate Factory episode of ''Series/ILoveLucy''.
* In a mystery-style sketch on ''Series/TheMuppetShow'', Fielding the Butler, played by Gorgon Heap, ate the evidence that he killed Lord Bottomley - including the detectives investigating the murder.
* In ''{{Series/Jekyll}}'', Jackman forces his best friend (working for the Government Conspiracy) into eating a key when he feels his transformation starting. Hyde is almost fooled, but then sees that his friend's mouth is a little wet, and puts two and two together. ("Did my daddy make you dribble...?")
* Dharma eats a court deposition in an episode of ''Series/DharmaAndGreg'', but ends up in jail for destroying evidence.
* In an episode of ''Series/GreenWing'', Martin steals his girlfriend's phone out of her bag in order to erase a voice mail message. So that she doesn't see the phone, he decides to hide it...in his mouth. Somehow she fails to notice this and starts kissing him, causing him to swallow the phone whole. It's probably worth mentioning that the phone was not unusually small, and occupied most of the inside of his mouth.
** In another episode, Dr. Statham steals a patient's gallbladder on the operating table and ends up trying to eat it. This, of course, is normal behaviour for Dr. Statham.
* Characters/AlanPartridge does a bit about this in one episode of ''Series/ImAlanPartridge'', when talking about why an onion would make [[EdibleBludgeon a very good murder weapon]].
* The last episode of ''Series/JonathanCreek'' features the theft of a porcelain idol in front of about twenty people - it turns out that it had previously been switched with an edible duplicate and scoffed. Unfortunately for the thieves, [[spoiler: the one who ate it happened to be allergic to one of the food colourings used on it]].
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer:''
** In "Doublemeat Palace" Buffy suspects that the fast food chain's burgers are [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies made from people]]. Unfortunately she doesn't tell Xander the reason she left a hamburger on the table--she wanted Willow to analyse it--in time to [[IAteWhat stop him from eating it]]. Fortunately he left enough crumbs behind for Willow to determine that that the big secret behind the Doublemeat Palace is that [[spoiler: all of their "meat" is cellulose based--they're selling veggie burgers, with a little real meat flavouring.]]
** In the episode "Dead Things," Warren kills a woman by accident, then suggests the Trio summon a demon large enough to devour her corpse. Andrew points out that the only thing he can think of that could do that would be uncontrollable, and go for them first.
* Not quite evidence, but in an old episode of ''Series/PoliceStory'', a patrol officer, dealing with a motorist he pulled over ranting that he played golf with the Lt. Mayor and would have his job, walked over to his patrol car, pulled out his lunch box's jar of peanut butter, spread some on the motorist's (then just paper) licence, and ate it, [[RefugeInAudacity challenging the motorist to tell the Lt. Mayor that]]. At the end of the episode, his sergeant is laughingly telling the officer about this call he got from the Lt. Mayor's office.
* In an episode of ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', after getting themselves involved with a black market dealer in caviar, Frasier and his brother Niles find themselves forced to eat [[UsefulNotes/AmericanCustomaryMeasurements five pounds]] of the fish eggs in order to avoid arrest by U.S. Customs. [[spoiler:Turns out they don't actually care about the caviar, but about the pirate [=DVDs=] the mob is also smuggling.]]
* Subverted in an episode of ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', when Garak is leaving the station for a prolonged period of time, and he decides to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2q2ySAOyqo toy with his friend]], Doctor Bashir:
--> '''Garak''': "If you go into my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator, you'll notice there's a false panel. Behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod. If I'm not back within 78 hours, I want you to take that rod... and eat it."
--> '''Bashir''': "...You're joking."
--> '''Garak''': "Yes doctor, I am."
* Richard Hammond (aka "Hamster") has eaten things to keep Jeremy Clarkson from getting his hands on them in ''Series/TopGear'', including a cardboard picture of a car (intended for the Cool Wall) and a piece of paper with the points for that week's challenge (which would prove Richard won by more than just one point).
-->'''Jeremy Clarkson''': [''waving the chewed card''] Look what he's done. He's eaten it.
-->'''James May''': [''calmly''] Hamsters eat cardboard.
* In ''Series/SavedByTheBell'', Screech had tampered with the girls' oven to help Zack win a cooking contest by replacing a knob with a fake knob. Screech switched back the knobs after the contest and kept the fake knob. When the girls confronted Zack and Screech...
---> '''Screech:''' Don't worry, I ate the evidence. (burp)
* In one episode of ''Series/{{CSI}}'', a suicide victim is found with a loan voucher from a casino in his stomach.
** Another episode had the owner of a barbecue restaurant murdered by his wife and cook. They disposed of the body by cutting it up, cooking it and serving it to the customers.
** Another episode had a woman chopping up her victims' organs in a blender and eating them.
** Yet another episode had a killer feed his victim to piranha.
** The 300th episode had a burglar swallow a roll of film she and her accomplice were sent to steal. Unfortunately, her stomach acid reacts lethally with the chemicals of the film.
* As mentioned above, the "Lamb to the Slaughter" episode of ''Series/AlfredHitchcockPresents''.
* One episode of ''Series/{{Cops}}'' showed a suspect trying to eat a stash of marijuana he was hiding in his car. However, the police caught him before he could finish his impromptu meal.
* An episode of ''Series/RedDwarf'' involves Lister and Rimmer having to finish off two huge jugs of moonshine in 10 minutes.
* In the episode "Field Trip" of ''Series/NedsDeclassifiedSchoolSurvivalGuide'', Ned forges a signature on Cookie's parent permission slip so he can go on the school field trip. But when the vice principle tries to compare it to the real signature of Cookie's mother, Cookie quickly eats the permission slip.
* One episode of ''Series/{{MASH}}'' had a wounded quartermaster official thank the doctors who saved his life by swapping the canned food the unit was supposed to get with the side of beef that was to be shipped to the headquarters of the general whose orders got the man wounded. When the general sends out [=MPs=] to track down the missing beef, they arrive at the camp just as the Colonel is about to start carving the roast. He deals with the [=MPs=] by inviting them to join the unit for dinner, after which they can honestly report back that there was no beef in the camp.
** In the episode "That Darn Kid", Klinger bought a goat, with the intention of making money by selling the goat's milk. During an OR session, the goat chewed through the rope it was tied to and ate the payroll money, for which Hawkeye (as that month's paymaster) was responsible. An investigator comes to look into the problem and refuses to believe their story - until he goes back to his tent to find the goat eating a report he was working on.
** In the first episode he appeared in, Col. Flagg revealed to Col. Blake that he doesn't know the phone number of his headquarters. The phone number is in a capsule he swallowed and he must regurgitate it in order to make the call.
* In ''Series/{{Community}}'' episode "[[Recap/CommunityS2E08CooperativeCalligraphy Cooperative Calligraphy]]", Troy suggests this is the reason the pen disappeared. The others are incredulous to this theory.
-->'''Troy:''' Maybe nobody took it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.
* There's one episode of ''Series/TheDukesOfHazzard'' where the secondary antagonist has made Boss Hogg sign a contract that he's having second thoughts about. Boss tries to eat it, and the guy smugly asks if he'd like seconds. Naturally, he made copies.
* Subverted and played for laughs on ''Series/{{NCIS}}''. Tony and Ziva act as Director Shepard's protection detail during a reception at a hotel, and Tony is hungry, but Ziva won't let him touch the food since they're there to protect the Director and not to eat. When a dead body shows up and the rest of Team Gibbs arrive to investigate, Tony takes the opportunity to sneak some bacon from the buffet table, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Gibbs:''' [=DiNozzo=].\\
'''Tony:''' Boss?\\
'''Gibbs:''' Stop eating the evidence.
* An episode of ''Series/{{Elementary}}'' had a pickpocket who ate a bag of white powder he had stolen when the police picked him up. Unfortunately for him, it wasn't cocaine, but anthrax.
* In the Russian sketch show "Gorodok" (''The Little City''), one sketch was about a policeman shows a suspect a stack of documents and says it's the evidence against him. Then he leaves the suspect alone with the documents. The guy is quick to follow the trope... only to be informed that [[spoiler:the police merely needed to dispose of some old papers.]]
* In an episode of ''Series/MurderSheWrote'', the murder weapon was a frozen fish. The killer had grabbed the closest thing to defend herself in a restaurant kitchen, then left it there to be inevitably cooked and served.
* In an episode of ''Series/{{Rev}}'', Archdeacon Robert persuades a panicked Adam to eat a compromising document in case it's discovered by the Dean. It's just a prank to humiliate Adam and punish him for screwing up, though
* In one episode of ''Series/BarneyMiller'', recurring petty thief Marty tries to do this with a small bag of marijuana but fails. Then he tries to claim that he was hungry.
* In an episode of ''Series/BorderSecurity'', a man seeking entry into Canada is found with a baggie containing a white substance. He swallows the bag and goes into cardiac arrest, forcing CBSA officers to frantically search his car for any clues to what the substance was so he can be treated properly.
* In one episode of ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', Mac eats Dee's contract certifying that she owns all proceeds from sales of Paddy's Pub merchandise, allowing him and the other members of the Gang to make money from Paddy's Pub products. At the end of the episode, after the Gang gets tricked by the Lawyer into signing a restraining order, Mac eats the order, but the Lawyer is wise to his tricks and has made hundreds of copies of the document.
* ''[[Literature/TheGirlsSeries Girls in Love]]'': When the girls are caught passing notes in Mr Green's art class, Nadine eats the note rather than have to read it out to the class.
* Discussed for laughs on the ChristmasEpisode of ''Series/TheBradyBunch'', the boys are plotting where to hide the presents they bought for the girls. Bobby asks "if I get caught, do I have to eat the present?", to which his brothers reply that he's been watching too many spy movies.
* ''Series/TheDoctorBlakeMysteries'': In "The Call of the Void", a chef uses a frozen leg of lamb to murder the VictimOfTheWeek, the cooks the lamb and serves it as that night's special.
* ''Series/TheGoodPlace'': In a flashback in "Flying", Eleanor cheats at a draw for designated driver by not putting a chit with her own name in the hat. When one of her coworkers asks her to prove the draw is not rigged by showing them the chit with her name on it, Eleanor responds by swallowing all of the chits.

* At the end of an episode of ''Radio/TheMenFromTheMinistry'' Mr. Lamb quickly eats [[spoiler:the note for Ministry's library that Sir Gregory mistook for a death threat, and was going to take it to Scotland Yard for handwriting analysis.]]

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* The ''Redcap Kith'' in ''[[TabletopGame/ChangelingTheDreaming Changeling: The Dreaming]]'' (part of the ''TabletopGame/OldWorldOfDarkness'') had a proclivity for this given their rebellious/pugnacious temperament and their [[ExtremeOmnivore Dark Appetite]] Birthright, allowing them to literally eat anything.
* ''TabletopGame/{{GURPS}}'' suggests using Universal Digestion for this purpose.
* A common usage of the Matter Eater mutation in ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}''.

* In ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'', Todd and Mrs. Lovett are wondering how they'll dispose of their first victim. Then she gets an idea: she could use a source of [[ImAHumanitarian fresh, inexpensive meat]] for her pie-making business.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In the first case of ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'', a suspect eats [[spoiler: a small glass bottle that had been used for carrying poison his girlfriend used to poison an attorney. He also ate the large gold necklace it was attached to. It was too big to swallow, so he chewed it up into pieces first. The shards of glass were apparently not a problem, because this is [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat Feeny]] we're talking about.]]
* Parodied in ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', upon decoding the Cobb's Knob map:
-->You memorize the location of the door, then eat both the map and the encryption key. For no particular reason, really, it just seemed like a cool spy thing to do.
* In the VideoGame/NancyDrew game ''Resorting To Danger'', [[MrMuffykins Mr. Mingles]] eats one hard-sought piece of evidence, and Nancy has to chase the little dog around a mazelike garden to retrieve some documents before he swallows them, too.
* This is a RunningGag in ''VideoGame/SpyFox''. Every time Professor Quack shows Spy Fox a blueprint to a spy gadget, Quack promptly eats the blueprint when he's done and can do this with infinite copies of the same blueprint; according to him it's the best way to keep a secret. Quack's comments about this practice get more extreme with every game; in the first he declares blueprints a good source of dietary fiber, in the second he writes blueprints on flavored paper as preparation to be eaten, and in the third he claims to be on a "blueprint-only diet".

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* On ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', at the end of Episode 10 of WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad, Strong Bad is caught trying to make out with a drawing of the "[[BeautifulAllAlong new hotness]]" version of The Ugly One, and tries to save face by claiming the picture is a piece of pizza and eating it. Strong Sad isn't fooled for a moment: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first-basin' it with that piece of loose-leaf?"
** Also, in episode 2 of ''VideoGame/StrongBadsCoolGameForAttractivePeople'', the King of Town eats Strong Bad's map from the first game to keep him from using it to escape house arrest.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* In ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'' Walky gets a bout of LaserGuidedKarma when, after spending most of the strip cruising though with his BrilliantButLazy methodology while his twin sister Sal struggles, he gets [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/congrats/ an abysmal grade on a test]] and immediately [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/badscore/ does this]].
* [[Webcomic/SchlockMercenary Sergeant Schlock's]] preferred method of dealing with dead enemies is to eat them. While this isn't always done to hide evidence (sometimes he's just hungry) he's not opposed to it. Examples [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2004-05-30 here]] and [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-11-13 here]].

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', Stan gets a secret order. He promptly eats the file - then he's informed that it will self-destruct in ten seconds.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** Bart attempts this in the short "Shoplifting" when he's caught trying to steal a literal pantsload of candy bars and the security guard leaves him alone with the goods. When the guard returns, Bart claims he can't be held accountable without evidence -- then sees himself in a mirror and realizes there's chocolate smeared over his face and hands.
--->'''Bart:''' Uh, is it too late to make a full confession?
** The episode "Tales from the Public Domain" has the kids being read various historical stories. When they gets to the end of the tale of Joan of Arc, Marge interrupts just before the burning, makes up a HappilyEverAfter ending, then tears out the last page and eats it, remarking "It's easier to swallow than that ''Disney/{{Bambi}}'' tape."
* Fritz has the hilariously stupid idea of eating a peace treaty that he doesn't want to happen in ''WesternAnimation/PrincessSissi''.
* In a variant, Franchise/ScoobyDoo and Shaggy start out the feature-length ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooOnZombieIsland'' having just been fired from their jobs as a contraband-sniffing dog and handler at an airport. That's because they ate an entire storage room full of contraband foodstuffs that Scooby had detected in people's luggage, not realizing it was needed as evidence against the culprits.
* Lo attempts to do this in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Stoked}}!'', but spits out the piece of paper she tried to eat because she didn't like the taste.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'' does this in "The Prank", eating the giant pie that squashed Mung. Endive then spends much of the episode trying to stop Chowder throwing the evidence up again.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'': In "Candy Colleague", Flapjack disposes of the eponymous colleague by eating him while Doctor Barber is out of the room.
* In an episode of ''Gasp'', Gasp and the other pets have to dispose of the enormous number of disgusting cupcakes (somewhere over 300) that Gasp had baked before the family gets home. They do this by eating them.
* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'': In "Laundry Day", Robin disposes of the roster that proves it is his turn to do the laundry by putting it into a blender, turning it into a smoothie and drinking it. He later burps it back up.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E23InspirationManifestation Inspiration Manifestation]]'', Spike does this when he finally gets a hold of the book that's been corrupting Rarity, hoping it'll break the spell. It doesn't.
* ''WesternAnimation/RatedAForAwesome'': In "ET Phone Noam", when Noam decides to leave with the aliens, Thera writes him a love letter confessing her feelings for him, telling him not to read it until he gets to his new home planet. When the aliens turn out to be evil and the group rescues Noam, he goes to read the letter, but Thera snatches it from him and gulps it down.
* The prisoner in the MGM Creator/TexAvery cartoon "Cell-bound" is trying to escape from his cell by digging his way out, spoonful-by-spoonful. When he hears the warden approaching, he eats the spoonful of dirt present at the time.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode "Anthology of Interest I", Leela caps off her non-canon killing spree by taking out Zoidberg just before he can (finally) reveal her as the culprit. In the next scene, we see her enjoying a very familiar-looking lobster dinner.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'' episode "World Wide Wabbit", the gang tries to keep Mr. Herriman from knowing of his status as an Internet celebrity. At one point, he tries to fetch the newspaper, but because it has his picture on the front page, the gang takes it and plays KeepAway with it until it lands in Eduardo's hands; when Herriman demands that Ed give him the paper, he swallows it.

[[folder:Real Life]]
* The British Special Operations Executive during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII made code books out of rice paper so they could be eaten if necessary.
** Parodied in a Michael Bentine sketch where a spy has to eat the secret plans of a rocket - and then a large ''model'' of the rocket.
** The paper was thought up by Jasper Maskenlyne, a famous magician who would create dozens of gadgets for the British, including a special boot issued to commandos that contained a compass, a little map, and a garrote wire. Apparently bedrolls made of similar paper were also used; they were soaked in vegetable oil to make them waterproof, and as an added bonus it made them taste better if you had to eat them.
* In RealLife, a man named Antonio Vasquez beat two men up with a sausage, and a dog ate it, destroying the evidence. He was caught when he left his wallet at the scene. And his pants.
* Watch [[http://i.imgur.com/5eTw4.gif this man]] cleverly snatch and eat what may or may not have been a note implicating him in a bank robbery.
* In a sad but amusing incident of a man attempting this, the mortally-wounded captain of a French ship captured during the Napoleonic Wars attempted to do this to his code papers. Unfortunately he picked the wrong set of papers and instead chewed up his own commission.
* Sun Tsu in Ancient Art of War tells of a spy who's given battle plans written in silk that's enclosed in a ball of wax. The spy is instructed to swallow the ball and proceed to a location, sneaking past the enemy; once there, the ball will pass through his digestive system and out the other end. The spy doesn't know it, but the plans are phony and his whereabouts are leaked to the enemy so they will capture him and think the phony plans are real.
* At various South African diamond mines there used to be (and probably still is) an X-ray machine through which all workers have to pass on leaving to ensure that they did not seek an unofficial bonus to their paycheck.
** Before X-ray machines were invented, a daily cavity search was a part of black miners' routine - the white miners just had to empty their pockets and boots.
* PlayedForLaughs with this [[http://www.offworlddesigns.com/p-546-meat-is-murder-t-shirt.aspx t-shirt design]].
* A related example, a man once tried to beat a DUI by eating his own underwear in the hopes that it would absorb the alcohol and defeat the Breathalyzer.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Brill Steve Brill]], a man famous for foraging on plants that grow in natural parks and other public places in New York and encouraging such activity, was once arrested for such activity back in 1986 due to violating "nature preservation laws", but the charges were dropped when he (naturally) ate the evidence (i.e. the plants he picked), creating a public relations debacle for the authorities. He's become the official spokesperson for natural foraging ever since, and is tolerated by officals.
* A hang glider instructor whose passenger died apparently swallowed the flash memory card from an onboard video camera documenting the incident.
* More than one street dealer has won the Website/DarwinAwards (or at least a trip to the ER) [[http://forums.studentdoctor.net/threads/things-i-learn-from-my-patients.257985/ for doing this with their entire stash of illicit drugs]].
* A retired police chief acting with the Crimestoppers [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/17/crime-stoppers-contempt-eating-evidence_n_4981716.html eats the evidence to protect the identity an anonymous tipster]] in a drug trial after the judge ordered public disclosure of the tip, on account of there possibly being enough data to reveal the tipster's identity. [[CourtroomAntic He's currently held in contempt of court]] and may be jailed, but he says that while he is unhappy with the outcome, [[DoomedMoralVictor he is ready to be put in prison among prisoners who would doubtless want revenge so that future tipsters to Crimestoppers won't be scared off by the possibility that their identities might be revealed]].
* At least one spy in the American Civil War resorted to this rather than let the documents they were carrying be confiscated by the enemy.