->'''Malory:''' Why, because I don't want my son to end up with a woman like Lana Kane? My God, a black (''[[{{Beat}} swallows some pills]]'') ops field agent?\\
'''Pam:''' Totally thought she was going in a whoooooole other direction with that.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

A form of BaitAndSwitch comedy that teases with prejudice and discrimination, where one party looks like they're about to discriminate against someone for one reason, a reason that would be appallingly un-PC, but in reality [[DramaticPause …]] it's because they like avocado ice cream. (What? Don't judge it 'till you try it!)

Can include gender, race, religion, or other sensitive issues, and will be switched with anything from liking that insufferable OpposingSportsTeam to being from Snubsburg, or just because.

Writers can play with this by switching the second reason. The character seems to be discriminated against for an unacceptable and bigoted reason, and then it turns out that they're being discriminated against for a completely different, equally unacceptable and bigoted reason.

Not to be confused with PretendPrejudice. Compare MistakenForRacist, StereotypeReactionGag. Also invokes GoodFlawsBadFlaws: the snubber is still a jerk, but at least for a "good" reason.



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJrgcmqbuhQ This GEICO commercial]] has the mobile-app pig assuming he's pulled over because he's… well, a pig.
--> '''Officer''': You know why I pulled you over today?\\
'''Maxwell''': Because I'm a pig driving a convertible?\\
'''Officer''': ''[annoyed at the insinuation]'' Tail light's out. Fix it.
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjjBA7ONB34 this commercial]] for the Tide To Go stain removal pen, a gay male couple are about to head inside a church to get married when an official-looking woman halts them at the door and refuses to let them "blemish the sanctity of marriage." As the grooms get up in arms, she reaches into her purse to pull out the Tide pen and clean away a large stain on the ginger groom's shirt, then she straightens the other groom's bow tie. With no more objections, she gives the men her blessing and walks off.
-->'''Ginger Groom''': ''[to his partner, mildly embarrassed]'' Why didn't ''you'' catch that?

[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* An early episode of ''Anime/DarkerThanBlack'' has a white [[ProfessionalKiller hitman]] telling his black partner that his kind are scum, fit only to serve others. The catch is that the black partner is a Contractor, essentially an amoral living weapon. The scene is probably a LampshadeHanging on how FantasticRacism is often used as a blatant parallel to actual racism.
* In the ADV Films GagDub of ''Anime/GhostStories'', while the protagonists are defeating the MonsterOfTheWeek, a pet bunny rabbit which has brought back to life, turned into a giant rabbit monster, and is chasing after its former caretaker, the caretaker says to her former pet
-->"Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us. As much as we want it to, it could never be! Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're '''''BLACK!'''''"
* In the autobiographical manga ''Honey and Honey'', Sachiko tries to come out as a lesbian to her best friend Mai. Mai suddenly grows cold and seems kind of upset, which leads Sachiko to worry that her friend is homophobic. In the end, it turns out that Mai was upset because she thought the "Kana" Sachiko kept mentioning was Sachiko's new best friend rather than her girlfriend. Rather than being upset about her best friend being gay, she was actually upset about potentially being replaced. Once Mai learns the truth, she apologizes and then immediately [[GirlOnGirlIsHot begins asking about their sex life]].

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Used in the ''ComicBook/SupremePower'' comics, where the [[CaptainErsatz Lex Luthor stand-in]] Emil Burbank tells the ComicBook/{{Ultimate|Marvel}} Nick Fury, who looks a lot like Creator/SamuelLJackson, that he "despise[s] you people." And then clarifies that he of course means security specialists. What else?
* In ''[[Comicbook/XMen Astonishing X-Men]]'':
-->'''[[Comicbook/FantasticFour The Thing]]:''' Didn't they come up with a cure for your kind?\\
'''Comicbook/{{Wolverine}}:''' You got a problem with mutants?\\
'''The Thing:''' I meant Canadians.
* In the very first issue of ''Comicbook/{{Mystique}}'''s solo series, she impersonates a male scientist, and ends up kissing a female spy. When Mystique reveals the ruse, the spy is disgusted. Not because Mystique isn't a man, mind you, but because she's a ''mutant''.
-->'''Mystique:''' But you didn't mind kissing a ''woman'', huh? God, I just ''love'' open-minded girls.
* In ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}'' Karolina's relationship with Xavin is seen as disgusting by her fellow Majesdonians not because she's a lesbian, but because Xavin is a Skrull.
** In an earlier issue, when Klara is first introduced she is shocked by Karolina and Xavin's relationship (being from the early 1900's) but she doesn't seem to be too bothered that Karolina is white and Xavin is "a negress."
* In an ''ComicBook/ArchieComics'' story from TheSixties, Veronica, seeing Chuck and Jughead some distance away, tells Archie she doesn't want "his kind" at her upcoming party. Archie assumes she's prejudiced against blacks and launches into a tirade, saying if Chuck isn't welcome there, "You can take your party and [[TotallyRadical go plumb to blazes. Dig?]]" Veronica explains that Chuck is most welcome at the party, and that by "his kind" she meant Jughead, who's a "slob."
* In ''ComicBook/ElfQuest'', white elf chief Cutter is lifemate to black elf Leetah. The series' BigBad, Winnowill, likes to call Leetah her "dark sister" and at one point starts a discussion with her about race. It turns out all elves consider skin color to be purely aesthetic--the discussion is actually about Cutter's animal heritage[[note]]long story short, Cutter's clan descends from an elven band who survived because of one female elf shapeshifting into wolf form and helping them assimilate wolves into their society; Cutter, at least, is a direct descendant of the half-wolf child that she-elf bore by an unknown male wolf[[/note]], which Winnowill considers ''vile''.
* Anarchist from ''ComicBook/XStatix'' was a black child who was adopted by wealthy white parents. He claims that his parents never once made him feel different for being black, but disowned him when they found out he was a mutant.
* During the ''United We Stand'' crossover in ''[[Comicbook/UltimateSpiderMan Ultimate Comics: Spider-Man]]'', Comicbook/MilesMorales gets captured by a brainwashed [[ComicBook/YoungAvengers Cassie Lang]]. When Cassie reports to her superiors that the new Spider-Man isn't what they'd expect, Miles calls her a racist, only to then realize she's referring to the fact that he's only 13, not that he's black.
** During ''Comicbook/SpiderVerse'', Miles teams up with the Peter Parker from ''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan'' to save the Spider-Man from the [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 60's animated series]]. When 60's Spidey expresses shock after seeing Miles' face, Ultimate Spidey assumes that it's because of DeliberateValuesDissonance, but it instead turns out that he was surprised to see that Miles was a teenager, not that he was black.
* This exchange from ''ComicBook/BlackPanther'':
-->'''Henry Peter Gyrich''': I knew you'd come crawling back. Your kind ''always'' does. "Super" Heroes, I mean.
* A relatively harmless example comes from an old ''Comicbook/IronMan'' annual where Tony visits the African nation of Wakanda. While flirting with a beautiful Wakandan woman, Tony tells her that she reminds him of a girl he used to date named Wendy, but with one huge difference. The reader expects Tony to say Wendy wasn't black, but instead, he says the difference is that the Wakandan woman is much taller.
* When the other Misfits see Stormer talking to a member of ''ComicBook/JemAndTheHolograms'' they became furious and dragged her away. Pizzazz and Stormer get into an argument over the date and it seems at first Pizzazz is mad because Kimber is a woman. No, Pizzazz is mad because she is a ''Hologram''. Stormer's bandmates consider it treacherous for her to date a member of that band.
* During Ben Reilly's tenure as Spider-Man during ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga'', he was {{mistaken for racist}} by an African-American undercover cop for his hostile behavior towards the cop. The real reason for Ben's behavior towards the man was the manager of the coffee bar he worked at was the cop's ex-wife, who expressed concerned for her son being near him, and said the man was bad news and wasn't reliable--and also neglected to mention the fact he was a cop.

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* In ''Fanfic/NoHoper'' [[Literature/TheHouseOfNight Amanda]] thinks that [[Manga/DeathNote Light]] hates [[spoiler: the now-dead]] fledgling Diana because she turned her nose up at him during lunch that day. It's actually just because he's a [[TheSociopath sociopath]] and Diana is a [[FantasticRacism fledgling vampyre]]. Also when Light goes berserk and nearly kills Damien during their fencing lesson, Damien wonders if he's a homophobe or something but then Light didn't seem to have a problem with [[CampGay Jack]]. Light doesn't have a problem with Damien being gay--[[FantasticRacism he has a problem with him being a vampyre]].
* In ''Fanfic/KiraSweetheart'' after Light began dating L, his relationship with his father became strained. Light assumed that his father was being homophobic. [[spoiler: It's actually because he knows that Light was Kira.]]
* In ''Fanfic/OfLiliesAndChestnuts'', when Fleur De Lis and Fancy Pants see a bat pony as their prime adoption choice, Fleur pulls Fancy aside and ''demands'' they pick somepony else. Although racism against bat ponies pervades the Canterlot Elite of which Fleur is a member, Fleur just guesses (and is proven right) that Chestnut just acts ostensibly lower-class and would sabotage the family's good standing. Eventually, [[DefrostingIceQueen Fleur warms up to Chestnut]].
* This sort of bait and switch is a common subversion of gaynst in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfics, where the lesbian relationship is rejected by their family because their partner is the wrong kind of pony.
* Mentioned in ''Fanfic/ItsAllAboutTheMind'' ([[http://www.tthfanfic.org/wholestory.php?no=28756 here]]): [[Literature/HarryPotter Padma and Parvati Patil's]] parents have no problem with them being in a three-way relationship with another girl… but are less than thrilled by the fact that Hermione isn't an Indian like them.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'' fic ''Fanfic/PeopleGonnaTalk'' [[https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10667104/1/People-Gonna-Talk here]], the fact that his daughter married another woman doesn't even register with Hiroshi Sato. He is, however, furious that she married a Bender… and not just ''any'' bender, but the Avatar, "the living embodiment of the ability that had taken her mother".
* Another ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'' fan comic [[http://neodusk.deviantart.com/art/LoK-Double-Entendre-504779111 Double Entendre]] did something similar with a hilarious string of {{Double Entendre}}s, such as [[spoiler:gay (happiness), faggots (bundles of sticks), and homos (homo sapiens)]].
* In the ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' blog ''Blog/TheRoyalSketchbook'', Twilight comes out to her friends about dating Luna. Spike tells her that it's "gross", which causes her to faint. It turns out Spike, being a kid, was grossed out by the romance, not Twilight dating another mare.

* [[Creator/PeterDinklage Finbar McBride]], the protagonist of ''Film/TheStationAgent'', has achondroplasia--one of a number of disorders causing dwarfism. He begins the movie staying with a friend who works in a model train shop--a hobby they both share--but after the friend's death he ends up moving to rural New Jersey, where he meets Joe Oramas and Olivia Harris. Later on in the film, while Joe is busy cooking up some food:
-->'''Joe''': Do they have clubs for you people?\\
''(Beat. Finbar and Olivia exchange glances.)''\\
'''Finbar''': What?\\
'''Joe''' (oblivious): You know, for [[RailEnthusiast train watchers]].
* In a variant, Creator/RodneyDangerfield in ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'' brings his friend Mr. Wang to the country club. He warns the Asian not to admit to being Jewish, because the club is restricted. (TruthInTelevision: Asians were often thought of as pseudo-white due to their light skin color and high social status.)
* In the American remake of ''Film/DeathAtAFuneral'' Elaine, a black woman, is going to her uncle's funeral accompanied by her white fiance Oscar who is ''extremely'' aware that his prospective father in law hates him, the implication being that it is because he doesn't want a white man marrying his daughter. Actually it turns out Elaine's father just hates Oscar because he thinks Oscar is an idiot and he wanted Elaine to marry her ex, Derek, who is ''also'' white.
* In ''Film/RushHour3'', Detective Carter, played by Chris Tucker, enters a taxi cab in France, and the driver remarks he won't serve "his kind"--meaning ''Americans'', not black people.
* In ''Film/{{Flodder}} In America'', the mother of Kees's new boyfriend is upset with her not because she's foreign, non-religious, ditzy, and a total slut; but because she might be "(gasp) republican!"
* The fall of the Berlin Wall being to ''Film/GoodbyeLenin'' what the American Revolution is to ''Literature/RipVanWinkle'', the sheltered East German mother's reaction to the obviously gay couple moving into their building is one of absolute shock… because they're from Wuppertal, in ''West'' Germany.
* The ending of ''Film/MyBossDaughter'' sees Hans transferred to Thailand. He goes to get on a bus and the driver tells him that "your kind" belong in the back of the bus. Hans starts to rant about the driver's attitude towards black people when the driver interrupts him and says he is talking about smokers.
* In ''Film/AngerManagement'', Adam Sandler is frustrated that the stewardess keeps ignoring him and, when an Air Marshall, who is also having a bad day, gets involved, Sandler's character says, "What's wrong with you people (meaning airline people)?" The Marshall, who is black, retorts, "What do you mean, 'you people?'" [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad The marshall had also scolded Sandler a few seconds before that for making reference to a "stewardess" instead of a "flight attendant" and attempted to instill post-9/11 guilt in him for making a scene on an airplane.]]
* Happens near the end of ''Männerhort'' (shelter for men). The (obviously male) protagonists hide there to get time off they would otherwise have spent stressfully with their women. [[spoiler: In the end one of them comes out as gay. The other men at first feel betrayed since he lied to them but he points out he didn't [[ExactWords actually]] lie - his partner [[GenderBlenderName Alex]]'s "full" first name just wasn't Alexandra. The dudes calm down only to get angry [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin because he supports the wrong sports team.]]]]
* In ''Film/AKnightsTale'', William is unable to convince female blacksmith Kate to fix his broken armour, until he comes up with this gem (she's more insulted at being called an awful blacksmith than being a female one):
--> '''William''': It's just as well, they told me I was daft for even asking.
--> '''Kate''': Who?
--> '''William''': The other armourers.
--> '''Kate''': Did they say I couldn't do it because I'm a woman?
--> '''William''': No, they said you were great with horseshoes, but shite with armour. The fact that you were a woman wasn't even mentioned.
* In ''Film/{{Deadpool 2}}'', Wade expresses shock when Negasonic Teenage Warhead introduces him to Yukio, her girlfriend. Just as Negasonic is ready to chew him out for being a homophobe, Wade clarifies that he wasn't reacting to the fact that she's gay, but rather the idea that ''anyone'' would want to date her.

* InvertedTrope for this one:
-->'''A''': Why can't Helen Keller drive?\\
'''B''': Because she's blind?\\
'''A''': No, [[WomenDrivers because she's a woman]].[[note]]If they guess "she's a woman," you can say "because she's dead," instead.[[/note]]
* '''Q''': What's black and useless? '''A''': Decaffeinated coffee
** * '''Q''': What do you call a black man flying a plane? '''A''': The pilot, you racist bastard!
* A man walks into the bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!". Another man, who has been sitting at the bar says, "Hey, I resent that." So the first man asks, "Why, are you a lawyer?" "No," says the other. "I'm an asshole."

* Creator/TerryPratchett's ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
** In ''Discworld/MenAtArms'' when Angua, the new City Watch recruit, says "is it because I'm a w--" and you think she's saying "woman" until it turns out she's also a [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent werewolf]]. Carrot (and the reader, given how certain lines are phrased) think that Vimes doesn't want her in the Watch because she's a woman. No, he's "just" prejudiced against werewolves. But the misunderstanding persists for most of the book.
** In ''Discworld/SoulMusic'', a raven comments to Susan about his dislike for the [[TWordEuphemism "N-word"]]--he means [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore "nevermore"]].
* One from ''Literature/GoodOmens'' with Neil Gaiman--Shadwell isn't racist; [[HatesEveryoneEqually he just hates everybody]].
--> Shawell hated all southerners--and by inference, lived at the North Pole.
* Morris Kazenstein, the genius inventor from ''Literature/SewerGasAndElectric'', is stricken with a bad case of Jewish liberal guilt when dealing with his Palestinian foster siblings. They take constant merciless advantage of his feelings--even though they were raised in the UK--until, when he finally gets fed up and suggests they go fight to liberate Palestine, they launch into a tirade against Morris… for being an ''American''.
* Vlad Taltos, of the ''Literature/{{Dragaera}}'' novels, is occasionally shocked when a Dragaeran despises him for being a Jhereg, as opposed to being an Easterner.
* In the ''Literature/DalzielAndPascoe'' novels, DC Shirley Novello discovers that when the CID team go to the pub, she is always expected to fetch the drinks no matter whose round it was and assumes this is because she is a woman. She later discovers that it is simply a custom that the lowest ranking officer present has to get the drinks in.
* In the Creator/MercedesLackey ''[[Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar The Last Herald-Mage]]'' trilogy, the eponymous herald-mage Vanyel is gay and extremely sensitive about it. When he discovers that people are trying to keep him at a distance, he assumes it's because he's gay. One of the other heralds sets him straight and explains that it isn't the fact that he's gay that scares everyone, but the fact that he's an uber-powerful mage with a less than warm and friendly personality, and under a lot of stress to boot--people are worried that he might freak out and level half the city.
* In Shannon Donnely's ''Proper Conduct,'' Nevin assumes Penelope's aloof and unfriendly attitude towards him is because he's half-Roma. It's actually because his (white) father is responsible for her family's dire financial straits.
* ''Literature/ArtemisFowl'': Holly finally snaps at Commander Root for being so by-the-book with [[CowboyCop her]], and that if she wasn't a woman (she's the only female officer aside from the public-relations bimbo) he wouldn't be doing half of what she's going through. Root agrees that it ''is'' because she's a woman… but for the wrong reason. On the contrary, if she can handle the unpreferential treatment, then there's hope that other women will one day join the force as well. He also notes that her capabilities are far beyond what he'd expected.
* In Lisa Lutz's ''The Spellman Files,'' Isabel is dating a Guatemalan-born dentist. Isabel's mother doesn't approve--once, talking to him, she uses the phrase "you people." He's surprised when Isabel tells him that her mother wasn't expressing hostility to Latinos, but dentists.
* ''Literature/{{Genome}}'': When the crew of the starship ''Mirror'' discovers that their passengers are a pair of aliens and their clone guide, some of them are a little miffed. One, who is from a planet, whose population seeks to exterminate all aliens, obviously doesn't like or trust aliens. But the navigator Pak initially also sounds like he doesn't like aliens. Nope. Aliens he's okay with. It's ''clones'' he can't stand. Why? They take away jokes from non-clones. Earlier, Pak pulls something similar on Alex. When they first meet, while Alex is looking for crewmembers, Pak asks if Alex has a problem with him being gay. Alex looks at him like he's crazy (it's the distant future, after all, all silly superstitions like that are long in the past) and tells him he doesn't discriminate. Pak then tells him he's a Natural (non-genetically-modified). Alex (being a {{Designer Bab|ies}}y and distrustful of Naturals) realizes he's been led into a trap, knowing he can't reject Pak simply for being a Natural without going back on his claim of not discriminating.
* A non-comedic example in ''Literature/{{Wolfheart}}'', when Varian Wrynn shows up at a meeting of Alliance leaders and expresses his dislike for the proposed membership of the [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent worgen]] from Gilneas. Everyone initially assumes he has an issue with them being worgen. Nope, he's cool with that. He just distrusts Gilneans and Lord Genn Greymane in particular for abandoning the Alliance during the Third War.
* PlayedForDrama in ''[[Literature/CodexAlera Cursors Fury]]'' ; [[CrazyAwesome Tavi]] has just proposed promoting [[MissKitty Mistress]] [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Cymnea]] to his own [[YouAreInCommandNow recently vacated]] Tribune Logistica post, in large part to to her expertise with both resource management and [[DishingOutDirt earthcrafting]] (albeit in a non-combat context, as it can be used to incite lust). Max is doubtful, saying, "it would be a big job for a..." and pausing, causing Mistress Cymnea to angrily demand he finish his sentence with "woman" or "whore"...only for him to quietly clarify that he was going to say, "civilian," and she falls quiet. It’s heavily implied Max was hesitant to finish out of ''respect'' for someone who was already doing [[TheSpymaster fairly vital non-combat work]] for the Legion.

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* Diane on ''Series/{{Cheers}}'' claims to have integrated her sorority. Turns out the oppressed masses for whom she secured membership were… girls with poorly publicized coming-out parties.
* In ''Series/GimmeABreak'' a black female character was rejected for a job, and she thought it was because she was black. So while she was bringing discrimination charges, several black (male) employees seemed to gratuitously walk by. The character asserted they were just hired to refute the charges, causing the suspected racist to say, "And people wonder why I don't hire women!"
* Sorta in ''Series/TeenWolf''. Sorta. In one episode, Scott is banned from a school dance, shows up anyways, and when his coach starts chasing him, he comes across an openly gay classmate and convinces him to dance with him. When the coach catches up to him and starts yelling, the whole gym thinks he's yelling about the two boys dancing together rather than the fact Scott isn't supposed to be at the dance.
* There's a related scene in ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' when Dorothy objects to her son's marrying a black woman, but only because she's twice his age, while the bride expects her mother to object to the age difference, but she really objects because Dorothy's son is white.
** Blanche dared to attend her prom with Benjamin, despite the scorn of others. Dorothy assumes Benjamin was black. Nope. He was a Yankee from New Jersey.
* ''Series/TheKidsInTheHall'' spoofed this. A white gay man is being bashed by his cab driver, but it turns out the cabbie thought he was Chinese.
* In ''Radio/GoodnessGraciousMe'', one scene has one sketch where an Indian man comes out to his parents with his partner. The scene ends with him getting slapped and told he should have found a nice Indian Boy instead.
* In an episode of ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'', Hal's the only white guy at [[BlackBestFriend Abe]]'s game of poker, and spends the whole evening feeling like an outsider, then rants for days at the way they treated him. Eventually, he confronts Abe and, after some baiting, exclaims "You and your friends ganged up on me because ''I'm not a professional''"--Abe's others friends being lawyers, dentists and so on.
* ''Series/SeventhHeaven'':
** Reverend Camden overheard an argument between Matt's Jewish father-in-law and Ruthie's Muslim friend that sounded like they were attacking each other's religions. When he came into the hall to break it up, he realized they were arguing about their favorite baseball teams.
** In another episode the Camdens are hosting a party with that same Muslim family, only to find nobody wants to attend. He eventually finds out that people assume the family is French because of their last name. (The episode was made around the time the Iraq War started. Subverted somewhat because people are ''still'' nervous about attending when the truth is found out.)
* In ''Music/FlightOfTheConchords'' Bret and Jemaine are "racially" abused for being New Zealanders by a fruit-seller. Finally they stand up to him with a stirring speech about the rights of all human beings, whereupon it all turns out to be a big misunderstanding--the man thought they were Australian! So then they all go and make offensive gestures outside the Australian Embassy together.
* ''Series/VeronicaMars'':
** When Veronica's BlackBestFriend Wallace moves in with his new roommate, the roommate acts uncomfortable. He explains, "I specifically said I didn't want a roommate who was… uh, you know… better looking than me."
** In an earlier episode, Veronica has implied that one of her teachers, Mr Woo, is gay, and he plays with this trope:
--->When you get out into the real world you'll realize that not all well dressed, articulate, and organized men are gay. Some of them are just… ''(beat)'' Asian.
* On ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'', Joy feels like she has to hide her second (black) husband from her father because in high school, he wouldn't let her date a black guy. Turns out Dad loves black people--especially black women--and he didn't want her dating anyone that ''[[SurpriseIncest might just be her brother]]''.
* ''Series/{{House}}'' had a similar example as the above, with a father disapproving of his son's relationship with the black girl next door. Dad knows damn well that she's his daughter, but can't tell his son because [[YourCheatingHeart then his wife would find out too]].
* In the US version of ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' Wayne (the only black actor) is told to do the African chant.
--->'''Wayne:''' Why I gotta do the African Chant?\\
'''Drew:''' Because Colin would just mess it up.
** ([[DontExplainTheJoke Because]] Wayne can sing and Colin ''really'' can't.)
* ''Series/PushingDaisies'', when Emerson is refused service in a bar not because he's black but because he's tall.
* Used on ''BlueCollarTV'' in the "Fat Family" sketch, when the daughter brings home her boyfriend: "It's not that we don't like you because you're '''Jewish'''… it's because you're-- ''[look of disgust]'' --'''skinny'''."
* Played with in ''Series/EverybodyHatesChris'', when the white coach informs Chris that he hates "people". The narration snarks "''black'' people", but as the coach continues, it becomes clear he's a misanthrope. He mentions several negative stereotypes applied to black people, concluding with "they're lazy. White people are so lazy that they needed slaves to do the work for 'em."
* Done beautifully right as ''Series/TheDailyShow'' was getting ready to announce UsefulNotes/BarackObama's Presidential win. Creator/StephenColbert has been sulking through the entire show because [=McCain=] is losing.
-->'''Stephen Colbert:''' Now, I'm no supporter of Obama. But if he does win… Anyone would have to admit, this is a night long overdue. We, as a nation, have reached that mountaintop because at long last, the United States have fulfilled the greatest part of freedom. We have a President… who is Hawaiian.
** One of Colbert's running jokes is that he's completely colorblind to race, and can't tell without asking, or having some event related to stereotypes about black or white people occur to him. ([[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking He can get a cab in New York; police officers call him "sir"; he dances with his thumbs out…]])
** Colbert also had a scene in which he blasted a gay rights poster that showed two men kissing under the words "Shocking? For who?" as SickAndWrong… because it's supposed to be "for ''[[YouMakeMeSic whom]]''."
* In ''Series/TheITCrowd'', Moss and Roy get roped into seeing ''[[CampGay Gay: A Gay Musical]]'', "a story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years", containing "scenes of graphic homoeroticism". Moss comments "Oh, yuck! It's set in TheEighties!".
* Peculiar example from Creator/WhoopiGoldberg's shortlived sitcom ''Whoopie''. She's been charged with smoking in public and tries to get the judge to dismiss the charge, but he refuses and gives her a stiff fine. She accuses him of being prejudiced. When he declares he's not racist, she clarifies: He's prejudiced against ''smokers''. And then he declares that he ''is'' and that she'll pay the fine ''anyways''.
* Inverted in ''Series/DesperateHousewives'', Carlos knows his wife is having an affair, but not with whom. Suspecting the TV repairman, he breaks into his house and beats him up. Then he looks around in the house and notices the artwork and photos of a boyfriend… it's pretty clear the man is gay. The repairman, shocked by the violent assault, asks Carlos if he is beating him up because he is gay. Carlos sheepishly says "Yes!" and quickly runs away.
* In the pilot episode of ''Series/StargateSG1'', Captain Samantha Carter, Stargate Command's new astrophysics expert, eventually loses her cool over Colonel O'Neill's poor attitude towards her and gives a "just because my reproductive organs are in the inside" lecture that would itself become ripe for {{lampshad|eHanging}}ing in later seasons. Afterward, O'Neill kindly explains that he has no problem serving with women. It's ''scientists'' he doesn't like.
** In a later episode of the series, the Eurondans show a distinct dislike for Teal'c, not because he's a Jaffa (a perfectly good reason considering what the Goa'uld do), but because he's dark-skinned.
* In episode 12 of the third season of ''Series/NewsRadio'', Lisa gets the nod for "Cutest Reporter in New York." Catherine gets upset that Lisa was picked over her and explains that every time she's gotten a promotion, it was because of "you know what." "Because you're black?" Lisa asks innocently. Catherine responds: "What? No, because of these! And this!" (as she points to her bosom and behind, respectively.)
* The unfortunately short-lived ''Series/AndyRichterControlsTheUniverse'' contained an amusing variation. In one episode Andy delivers an offensive tirade against the Irish, not realizing that his new coworker is Irish. The new coworker is also black, so when the incident is reported to Andy's superiors, they assume he was insulting black people. When he corrects them that he was insulting the Irish they reply, "Oh… well then what's the problem?" The scene then smash cuts to another scene of said superiors being chewed out by ''their'' superiors, and the cycle repeats.
* A subversion of the "equally unacceptable" variety occurs in the ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "Prophecy", where a Cardassian engineer is arguing with O'Brien over how to repair part of the station.
-->'''Gilora Rejal:''' Why didn't you tell me you'd replaced the secondary field coils?\\
'''O'Brien:''' If you had told me know what you were planning to do, I would have.\\
'''Rejal:''' I don't have time to explain everything.\\
'''O'Brien:''' What, you think I won't be able to understand?\\
'''Rejal:''' It's been my experience that--\\
'''O'Brien:''' What? That humans aren't good engineers?\\
'''Rejal:''' No, not humans, ''males!''
* In the episode of ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' where Barney Stinson's gay, black half-brother James announces he's getting married, Barney is shocked and appalled. Not at gay marriage, but marriage in general. Especially because if gay guys start getting married, then soon ''everybody'' will want to. "Think of how the American family will be strengthened!"
** In another episode, a slightly different version after Ted and Robin have a fight:
--->'''Lily''': ''(to Robin)'' Come on, he's mad at you because of [some reason], not because you didn't like ''Film/FieldOfDreams''.\\
'''Ted''': ''(to Barney and Marshall)'' How do you not like ''Film/FieldOfDreams''?!
** The girls then continue to discuss Ted and Robin's relationship while the boys talk about how emotional Field of Dreams makes them.
* Played totally straight in an episode of ''TheFatherDowlingMysteries'' in which the crime involves an African-American family. Father Dowling's housekeeper gets on well with the wise old grandfather, but when he suggests taking their relationship further she explains she can't do that, they're too different. Because he's ''Episcopalian''. And [[EverybodyLaughsEnding everyone shares a good laugh]] about religious intolerance.
* In the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "Human Nature", Martha (who is black), working as a maid in 1913, is the subject of jeers from the privately educated kids in the school she's undercover in. She later says to a colleague that it's quite nice that at least the temporarily human Doctor is nice to her, because not everyone would be nice…
-->'''Martha:''' He's just kind to me, that's all. And not everyone's that considerate, what with me being… [points at her face]\\
'''Jenny:''' …a Londoner?
** [[SubvertedTrope She is then accosted by a student who makes a horrifically rude comment about her race.]]
** Subverted in "The Snowmen." Dr. Simeon says that the public would never accept that Madame Vastra, the legendary [[GreatDetective Veiled Detective]] is… (throws back the veil, reveals she's a lizard-woman) "…a ''WOMAN!''"
*** Simeon then goes on to deride Vastra's relationship with Jenny as obscene and unnatural. Vastra answers, "I resent the implications of impropriety. We ''are'' married."
** In the episode "Day of the Moon", Canton Everett Delaware III is shown to be a badass government agent who helps the Doctor defeat the Silence after getting kicked out of the UsefulNotes/{{FBI}} for "wanting to get married" in 1969. Right at the end of the arc, Nixon asks him if the person he wants to marry is black, because he would be willing to push to overturn that law. "Yes," says Delaware, "''he'' is." Nixon replies that "I think the Moon is far enough for now."
** In "The Day of the Doctor", when Queen Elizabeth I explains how she escaped a Zygon who had been impersonating her:
--->'''Elizabeth I''': These Zygon creatures never even considered that it was me who survived rather than their own commander. The arrogance that typifies their kind.\\
'''Clara''': Zygons?\\
'''Elizabeth I''': Men.
* ''Series/{{Leverage}}'' inverts it. In "The Homecoming Job", [[BlackAndNerdy Hardison]] needs to [[WeNeedADistraction distract]] some security guards, so when they pull him over to search his truck he starts ranting about how they're prejudiced against him… because he's Jewish.
-->'''Hardison''': Can't a brotha like matzo ball soup?
* The defense attorney on ''Series/PicketFences'' spent most of the series assuming that people keep giving him the cold shoulder because he's Jewish. The sheriff's wife eventually calls him out on this, telling him to his face that it's because he's obnoxious.
* In an episode of ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', JD brings Turk to a patient's room to get him to consider surgery. The old-fashioned white patient tells JD "You know I don't like his people." Both look shocked before he clarifies that he meant ''surgeons.''
** Made even funnier by the following exchange:
--->'''[=WASP=]y patient''': What? Did you think I meant African-Americans?
--->'''Turk''': Actually, sir, we're saying 'black' now.
--->'''[=WASP=]y patient, to his equally [=WASP=]y wife off-screen''': I was right, Catherine!
* On ''Series/{{Psych}}'': Shawn claims that he and Gus are a hand-model duo known as "Black & Tan". Naturally, he enjoys screwing with people who make assumptions on which is supposed to be which.
-->'''Doorman''': Holy crap! It is you! Sorry for the mix-up, Tan.\\
'''Shawn Spencer''': I beg your pardon? My name is Black. His (Gus) name is Tan. I can't believe you just made that assumption. You should be ashamed of yourself and your family.
* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''
** One skit featured Heather Locklear as the saleswoman of a home shopping channel who made incredibly racist statements throughout the broadcast, drawing the ire of viewers. At the end of the skit, a disclaimer was posted in which the writers claimed that they wrote the skit in an effort to show how wrong prejudice and bigotry are… "But of course, that should be obvious to anyone who isn't a retard."
** In an edition of ''Weekend Update'', Creator/TinaFey accused Jimmy Fallon of being a "speciesist" after reporting a story about a man being attacked by two black bears, asking "if it was polar bears would you have said 'two white bears'?" Jimmy responds by revealing that he is married to a black bear, shows the audience the wedding photo, and then asks Tina "Who's the idiot now--you, or me, the guy who married a black bear?"
* On ''Series/{{Tosh0}}'', Daniel Tosh does this a lot, by saying something that sounds racist then clarifying it, [[HypocriticalHumor usually followed by admonishing the audience for laughing when they thought he was being racist]]. Inverted, however, in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kDUk_BLZzo his standup bit]] about [[ItMakesSenseInContext cannibalism]].
* ''Series/That70sShow'': When a gay couple moves in next to the Formans, it's not the fact that they're gay that ruins any chance at a friendship with conservative, old-fashioned Red. It's the fact that they're Minnesota Vikings fans, while Red is about as big of a Green Bay Packers fan as you'll ever see.
* ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'':
** Lucille complains about having been woken by a "colored man." The color in question being ''blue''; her son-in-law was trying out for the Blue Man Group and didn't warn her before coming over.
** In another episode, a pair of African-American brothers accuse George Michael of bigotry. Not because they're black, but because he hates ''twins''.
* On ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', the season 3 opener has a couple of African-American hunters being accosted in a bar (''The Old Terminal Pub'') by a hostile white skinhead. His taunts seem like the standard "Your kind don't belong in here" schtick… until his BlackEyesOfEvil are revealed. In this case, "your kind" means ''monster-hunters'', because the skinhead [[spoiler: and everyone else in the bar]] is possessed.
* On ''Series/ThirtyRock'', Jack encourages Liz to date a character played by Wayne Brady because "he's a Black." Turns out that Black is his last name, and Jack is good friends with his family.
-->'''Jack:''' Remarkable people, the Blacks. Musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers. Again, I'm talking about the family.
* Used in a frequently quoted bit from ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''. Jerry's dentist tells him a mildly offensive Jewish joke, then explains that it's OK, because the dentist just converted to Judaism. Jerry also catches the dentist telling Catholic jokes and saying that it's OK because he used to be Catholic ("If he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him!"). Jerry later goes to the dentist's former Catholic church and complains to the priest that he thinks the dentist converted to Judaism purely so he could tell Jewish jokes. When the priest asks, "And that offends you as a Jewish person?" Jerry says, "No, it offends me as a ''comedian''!" And in the same episode, Jerry tells a joke about dentists and gets accused of being an "anti-dentite". When the dentist mentioned above talks about how his people have been persecuted, Jerry asks "The Jews?", to which he responds, "No, dentists!".
* ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'':
** In one episode, Moseby tells his midget older brother that he was given special treatment from his mother. Why? Because he was ''lactose intolerant''! This turns out to be the older brother's BerserkButton.
** In another episode, a pair of producers want to make the twins' lives into a TV series. They decide to give London's counterpart a GenderFlip so they can hook her up with Maddie, prompting this response from the real London:
-->'''London:''' I wouldn't want to date Maddie. She's not my type; she's poor.
* In ''Series/{{Eureka}}'', Carter is warned that Allison's brother Marcus is prejudiced.
-->'''Carter''': Against white people?\\
'''Kevin''': No, against dumb people.
* Some changes to the team at the start of season 3 of ''Series/{{Warehouse 13}}'' led to men briefly outnumbering women in the main cast for the first time. When Mika returned, Claudia told her how glad she was to see her back, after having felt outnumbered in this sausage-fest. She didn't care about gender ratios, the others just eat way too much meat at breakfast and she was glad to have another healthy eater on the team.
* In ''Series/{{Neighbours}}'' Chris briefly suspects Kyle of homophobia when he shows reluctance to let him rent the spare room at No. 26. Kyle clarifies that it was because Chris is in a relationship, something that Kyle and Rhys don't exactly want rubbed in their faces while both are going through bad breakups.
* Horribly subverted in an episode of ''Series/{{Community}}''. Pierce is well known to be incredibly racist, sexist- well, basically everything that ends in 'ist'. He one times warns Annie to be careful around an Asian overachiever, because they're "ruthless".
-->'''Group''': [[DudeNotFunny Pierce!]]\\
'''Pierce''': What! Not Asians--women.
** He later has this set up again, but clarifies "not women--Asians!"
* ''Series/SleepyHollow'': Ichabod sees two men holding hands and asks Abbie if "that is considered acceptable now." Abbie proceeds to explain how times have changed and the current progress of gay rights until Ichabod cuts her off explaining that he was actually bothered by one of the men wearing a hat indoors. He goes on to explain that he knows about homosexuals since he trained under [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedrich_Wilhelm_von_Steuben Baron von Steuben]]… and he watched the finale of ''Series/{{Glee}}''.
** Zigzagged in an earlier episode. Ichabod seems surprised by the fact that Abbie works for the police. Not because she's black, but because she's a woman.
* ''Series/UnbreakableKimmySchmidt'' has Lillian look at a portrait of the Voorhees family patriarch and snort, "The Dutch! I never did form an opinion on them."
* PlayedForDrama in ''Series/MurdochMysteries''. It's quite clear that a councilman's objection to Miss James being made morgue assistant is because she's black, but his ''excuse'' is that she's a woman. Inspector Brakenreid points out the current and previous coroners are women and he just says "I've given my reasons."
* ''Series/LastManStanding'' ''loves'' this trope. The show frequently does this with the Baxters' African-American friends Chuck and Carol Larabee beginning with their first appearance.
-->'''Mike:''' You talk to the neighbors, they're gonna think you want to be friends. I don't want to be friends with ''them''.\\
'''Vanessa:''' Because they're neighbors?\\
'''Mike:''' Right.
* In the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' episode "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS1E5NeverKillABoyOnTheFirstDate Never Kill a Boy on the First Date]]", Owen, a guy Buffy crushes on, comes by the library to borrow an Creator/EmilyDickinson anthology. Her stuffy British EccentricMentor Giles tries to play along.
-->'''Buffy:''' ''(clearly BS'ing)'' We're both fans.\\
'''Giles:''' Yes, uh, she's quite a good poet, I mean for a...\\
'''Buffy:''' A girl?\\
'''Giles:''' For an American.
* A variant in an episode of ''Series/{{Angel}}'', when the team, with TokenMinority Charles Gunn, enter a Chinese tea shop, owned by an old Chinese couple:
-->'''Old Chinese Woman''': Your kind not welcome here.\\
'''Gunn''': Since when can't a brother buy some ginseng tea?\\
'''Old Chinese Man''': Not you. Him. ''(Points at Angel)'' Vampire not welcome.
* An episode of ''Series/ModernFamily'' had Claire's van break down, but she's helped by a female mechanic [[spoiler:and carjacker]] who mentions that she was taught how to fix cars by her grandmother, who ran her own garage.
--> '''Alex:''' There must have been a lot of prejudice back then.
--> '''Joey:''' There was, but eventually, she started fixing Irish people's cars.

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* Wrestling/{{Christian}} [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8j8OXn0E44 realizes what makes him different from the other members of Team Kingston.]]
* The New Day (an all-black stable with a sort of gospel/Motown/African entrance theme) commented upon their upcoming tag-team title feud with the Vaudevillains (two white men stuck in the 1890s) by saying they wouldn't be comfortable in the "bygone era" the Vaudevillains always proclaim as superior...because then they wouldn't have their smartphones.

[[folder:Standup Comedy]]
* Brazilian comedian Danilo Gentili, in a number about a new law in São Paulo that didn't allow the use of cell phones on libraries, imitated a person in the library reporting a violation… by calling from the cell phone.
-->There's someone using a cell phone in here. [Pause] Black. [Pause] No, the cell's black, dude's white.
* Tim Minchin would like to share some thoughts on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw prejudice.]]
* Also used by Minchin in his song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJIGiw10YAs Cont.]]
* In a standup routine, Creator/DaveChappelle was talking about an incident where he was confronted by the KKK.
-->I mean, I was shocked. It's the 21st century. ({{Beat}}) Are there people still afraid of ghosts?
** In another bit he told a story about going to a restaurant.
---> I go to a restaurant to order some food, and I said to the guy, "I would like to have..." and before I could finish my sentence he said, "The chicken!" I could not believe it. ({{beat}}) This man was absolutely right, how did he know I was gonna get some chicken?!
* Similarly, Rene Hicks related a story where she saw a racist sign at a shop in the DeepSouth..
-->'''Hicks''': Well that didn't stop me, because I don't answer to that! I walked up in there all the way to the counter and I said "Hey, you see that sign out there? Well, the word 'Nigger' is... [[YouMakeMeSic spelled with TWO G's, you stupid-ass]]!"
* Comedian Brendon Burns provided the former page quote, talking about how gay men in general have a lot more money than lesbians do... [[GoldDigger because gay men don't have girlfriends]].
--> "At first it ''appeared'' like I was going to be homophobic. Turns out I was being sexist!"

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'s'' spoof of ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', CJ shoots up a gay wedding in a drive-by, but explains to Kendl that he's only killing them because they're white.
* ''VisualNovel/HatePlus'' has the log "Worthless as a wife" from a man who, curiously, has been shown to be very supportive of his scientist spouse until then. [[spoiler:He still is-he's parroting the words she related to him during her DespairSpeech and bout of InternalizedCategorism where she's begun to buy into the increasingly sexist culture of her society and is breaking under the strain, and he's more than a little scared for her. Depending on which AI you're with, the reactions are [[LampshadeHanging relief]] (*Hyun-ae) or [[DeliberateValuesDissonance confusion about him being unhappy she's trying to be a better wife]] (*Mute).]]
* In ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'', training with Lon'qu is said to be brutal if you're a man. If a [[PlayerCharacter Female Avatar]] or [[FieryRedhead Sully]] goes through a Support chain with him, they find that he isn't using his full strength. When Lon'qu flat out ''tells'' Sully that the reason is because she's a woman, she assumes the worst, but [[DarkAndTroubledPast the truth]] is [[TheFirstCutIsTheDeepest more complicated]].

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* In ''Webcomic/KhaosKomix'', Charlie's mother runs into Charlie and Tom out in town as Charlie, in [[{{Transgender}} a dress]] was getting her ears pierced. Her mother berates her about how she "Thought she'd brought him up right" and she "knew who influenced her into it". Turns out she freaked out about Charlie getting piercings. Women's clothes? Fine and dandy. [[RealWomenDontWearDresses Except couldn't she think of anything less stereotyped?]]
* PlayedForDrama in ''Webcomic/VenusEnvy'' when [[spoiler:Nina]] goes after [[{{Transgender}} Zoe]] because of "what she is" …which turns out to be a class thing. She doesn't know.
* ''Webcomic/DorkTower'':
** Appeared when PerkyGoth Gilly goes to London, [[http://www.dorktower.com/2006/10/06/comics-archive-841/ shown here]].
** And again at Walden and Phineas's wedding [[http://www.dorktower.com/2015/07/07/reception-regrets-dork-tower-07-07-15/ here]].
* Played with in ''Webcomic/ThePigsEar''. When Barkeep is looking for some hired help, a couple of the rejected applicants assume they didn't get the job because of their race, even though poor Barkeep was thinking of something completely different (like the black guy with a pair of hooks instead of hands).
* In ''Webcomic/NSFWComix'', Becky thinks Grant, Psymantha and Spatula have been driven to see a psychiatrist because they found out [[spoiler: she has a penis]]. Later on they assure her that [[spoiler: her penis]] wasn't the cause of their distress: It was walking in on her [[spoiler: masturbating to a picture of their {{Gonk}} roommate, Cuthwald]].
* In ''Webcomic/{{Roommates}}'' after Mrs. Norrington and Sarah find [[HoYay Valjean resting an unconscious Javert's head in his lap]], the former comments that the two of them seemed "so… you know… the f-word…" She means [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys "French"]], of course.
* In [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2013/01/16 this]] ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' strip, Gabe notes that he's worried that a friend's girlfriend is just a fake geek girl, Tycho responds to this by angrily chewing him out about judging who qualifies as a "true" geek. It turns out that Gabe meant she's a literal fake ''girl'' made from a bundle of sticks in a Batman T-shirt and lipstick.
* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', Dora's father thinks bisexuality is just a phase, like some baggy pants Dora liked to wear. He doesn't care about Dora being bisexual, but he really doesn't like the pants.
* [[http://images.elephantjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tumblr_lqijphlYiy1qbi5czo1_400.jpg This comic]] starts out like a rant against homosexuality.
* Played with in ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'': [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2005-11-28 The 2005-11-28 comic]]:
-->'''Dominic''': Hold it. We're ''not'' going to allow ''their kind'' into the show.\\
'''Stonewater''': If you are forbidding us from buying tickets [[FantasticRacism because we are orcs…]]\\
'''Dominic''': I'm ''not'' prohibiting ''orcs'' from the concert. I ''am'' prohibiting [[BlackMage infernomancers]].
* Parodied in a ''Webcomic/{{Wuffle}}'' strip. Everyone's surprised when Dr. Greyham reveals that he's StraightGay, though they're actually surprised about the fact that there's a doctor in the village.
* Happens often to Wallace White in ''WebComic/LeftoverSoup''. He wants to be the white side in chess (or it's equivalent) not because he's black, but because his last name is White. Jamie is brought to him for a suite not for, as he initially assumed, a "gay makeover" but because they are about the same size and Wallace was sure to be home. Even Word of God States that he has a large penis not because he's black, but because he represents the author's idealised self.
* ''Webcomic/SlightlyDamned'': Kazai does a double. First you think that gay angels is considered pure blasphemy in angel society (It isn't. Might have something to do with his goddess being slightly hippie-like). Then the angel in question turns into a werewolf, and that would open a can of worms, but he's not concerned about telling his boyfriend that. AND THEN it turns out that [[FantasticCasteSystem because his crush is a Fire caste and he's a Water caste]], that might be considered scandalous because X-elemental angels are supposed to inbreed with other X-elemental angels. Kieri is simply baffled, considering HER discriminatory romance is LITERALLY blasphemous...
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': Tagon fires a pair of insectoid soldiers after their eggs hatch. Upon being chewed out by his chaplain, he immediately clarifies that he's not a bigot -- he just doesn't think a mercenary vessel is a good place to raise a family.
-->'''Tagon''': It's not that they're weird, or that they're mating, or that they lay eggs. It's that they ''laid'' the eggs, and the eggs ''hatched'', and now someone has to ''watch kids''.


[[folder:Web Original]]
* This trope is the basis for the [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/successful-black-man successful black man]] meme.
** And is the entire ''point'' of "[[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/almost-politically-correct-redneck Almost PC Redneck]]".
** The [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ordinary-muslim-man Ordinary Muslim Man]] meme follows the exact same pattern as the Successful Black Man.
* Website/FourChan loves this trope.
** The complaint about [[http://i.imgur.com/4gq8DVj.png this image]].
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'': Played straight, then quickly subverted when Gohan and Krillin see Freeza, Zarbon, and Dodoria for the first time.
-->'''Krillin:''' Jeez, these aliens are scary. Especially [Freeza]. Looks like a total {{F|unWithAcronyms}}AG.\\
'''Gohan:''' ''Krillin!''\\
'''Krillin:''' What? A '''F'''reaky '''A'''lien '''G'''enotype. ({{Beat}}) What did you think I meant?\\
'''Gohan:''' Oooh. I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for a homosexual.\\
'''Krillin:''' THAT THING'S A ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice GUY]]?!''
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick:
** She tells us that "''Film/SongOfTheSouth'' is offensive because it perpetuates the stereotype that black people are ''boring''."
** Likewise, she assumes the disapproval over the interracial romance in ''Film/CruelIntentions'' is because the boyfriend is "bla...nd."
* In [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] and WebVideo/TheRapCritic's review of ''[[Film/BigMommasHouse Big Momma's House 3]]'':
-->'''Rap Critic:''' Yeah, I know why you want me to review ''that'' movie. It's because I am--\\
'''Film Brain:''' --a student in art college!\\
'''Rap Critic:''' Uhh… yeah.\\
'''Film Brain:''' …what did you think I was going to say?\\
'''Rap Critic:''' Nothing, I thought you were gonna to say it was because I was a rapper.
* In ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv'', right after [[CampGay Light's sexuality]] is brought up again Near tells everyone he'll see them all in Heaven-except for Light of course.
-->'''Light:''' Wait, why did you single me out?\\
'''Near:''' Well, because you're [[SerialKiller Kira]], obviously.
* From the website ''Clients From Hell'': "Nobody likes these [[http://clientsfromhell.net/post/62430803408/i-was-working-with-a-client-and-his-team-designing black]] things…" [[spoiler: As in, not the black man the speaker is pointing at, but the Blackberry phone the man is holding.]]
* WebAnimation/BattlefieldFriends has this in an episode titled ''Recon C4'' which takes place in VideoGame/{{Battlefield 4}}, where the Noob (who typically plays Support) is accusing Recon of stealing his "[[BuffySpeak JeepStuff]]" [[spoiler: The C4 explosives that Support used to have in VideoGame/Battlefield3 before it was moved to Recon]], Which is something he expected [[BlackBestFriend Assault[=/=]Medic]] to do…
-->'''Medic:''' ''[Indignantly, overhearing this on the squad's radio]'' The [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] is that supposed to mean?\\
'''Noob:''' You do know what that means!\\
'''Medic:''' No I don't know what that means!\\
'''Noob:''' [[MistakenForRacist Because you're always stealing kills with your overpowered Rifles!]]\\
'''Medic:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' …oh, oh I thought you… never mind."
* WebOriginal/RedLetterMedia's Mr. Plinkett likes to do this--sometimes with prejudice, other times with stuff that'd just generally be in bad taste.
-->Anyway, so then Marlowe chases after the female dog, but then he runs ''past'' the dog he's chasing for some reason. Jesus Christ, who was this dog's trainer, Michael Vick? …sid you get that joke? [[DontExplainTheJoke It's because]] Michael Vick would often throw passes that would go well ahead of the intended receiver.
* Lots of joke comments on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZOMY2sOnE this]] Cambell's commercial featuring [[HasTwoMommies two dads]].
-->"This makes me sick. What kind of corrupted family feeds their child Campbell's Soup? It's just not natural'.
-->"This is disgusting. How dare the make a Vader impression at the dinner table. That is down right offensive. Learn some manners, jeez."
* ''WebAnimatiom/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'': In Episode 26, Mackenzie acts standoffish about Tristian trying out for the cheer squad-not because he's a guy picking a stereotypically feminine activity or because he's CampGay, but because he doesn't go to their school.
* In an episode of ''WebAnimation/CampCamp'', AmbiguouslyBrown Max gets refused service by a bartender who doesn't serve "your kind". After Max demands to know who "your kind" are, the bartender points out that he means kids, and that Max is legally prohibited from drinking alcohol.
* In one of Thomas Sanders' vines, Thomas whistles at a girl, who is rightfully offended. Thomas rapidly explains that he was whistling at her dog. Cue the dog's offended rant.

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'':
** When Francine kicks out a classmate of Steven's, they think it was because she was black, but it turned out to be because she was left-handed. She'd been taught by the nun that raised her that lefties were evil ([[BoomerangBigot even though she was one]]).
** In another episode, Francine becomes a real estate agent Stan chastises her for selling her house to a gay couple. She is about to defend it but it turns out he doesn't like them because they are reporters. He doesn't even seem to know they are gay, he thinks they're just two bachelors who live together.
-->"Do you know what those two are? ''Reporters!'' That's right Francine, members of the liberal media!"
** In ''another'' episode, Stan has a classic line about this, after he abuses an anti-terrorism law to seize the house of any neighbor who doesn't like him:
-->"There goes the neighborhood. Ha, ha, ha! Normally that would have racist implications, but [[LampshadeHanging I've actually done something far worse]]."
* The ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
** Season 5 episode "Here Comes the Neighborhood" where the town goes on a crusade against rich people, called "richers", all of whom happen to be black. It's subverted at the end, when all the rich people have left and some aesop was delivered, and Mr. Garrison says "Well, at least we got rid of all those damn ni-[[CurseCutShort (cut off by end credits)]]".[[note]]The original plan was to have the next episode start off on a [[TheTeaser cold open]] with Garrison finishing, "--gers." The network nixed the idea.[[/note]] The episode had characters scaring off the rich people by setting fire to "Lower Case t's, for 'time to leave'". And that [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike the rich people took these things]] (the burning lower case t's, etc) [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything exactly the way they were meant]]. Later all the townsfolk dress up as "ghosts" to scare away all the rich people. The rich people are indeed extremely frightened to discover that the town is "haunted". Also the rich people organize a "Rich Pride" march and, upon passing by Chef, they assume he is rich and asks if he would join them. When he says that he's not rich, they offer him a hundred dollars, which he readily accepts.
** People who annoy you: N_GGERS. The answer is [[spoiler: NAGGERS]] of course. What else could it be?
** There's also the episode where the town is divided over whether to change its flag, which depicts a lynching. The kids defend the flag, but they don't realize that it has anything to do with race. They didn't see it as white men hanging a black man, but as dudes hanging another dude. This display of innocence moves the adults to tears, and convinces them to compromise by keeping the flag the way it is, but changing the lynchers to be multiracial, including having a black lyncher.
* In "Troq", the FantasticRacism episode of ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'', Starfire (the subject of said fantastic racism) asks black teammate Comicbook/{{Cyborg}} if he knew how it felt to be the subject of discrimination. The implied discrimination on account of being half-machine, rather than being black. OK, half-black, half-machine.
** [[JustifiedTrope There's a good reason for that switch]], since Starfire probably would just have been confused if Cyborg had mentioned being discriminated against for being black. Not because she's TheDitz, but because she's [[AmusingAlien from another planet]] and thus would have no experience with Earth's history of racism.
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' had Peter being sent to sensitivity training and coming back as a StrawFeminist. He gets up in front of a crowd of men and tells them that it's their fault that there is so much crime and violence in the country. Unfortunately said crowd happened to be the Million Man March. They took it the way you'd expect.
** In an another episode, when Peter is doing crack:
-->'''Brian:''' Where'd you get crack?\\
'''Peter:''' From Black's.\\
'''Brian:''' What?\\
'''Peter:''' Yeah, right behind Black's Hardware store. There's a white guy selling it.
** And in "Jerome is the New Black", Peter appears dressed in a Klan robe, in an attempt to drive out their unwanted (black) houseguest. Turns out he's trying to scare him by dressing up as a ghost.
** In "Stewie Griffin The Untold Story", Stewie's reaction to Ron (previously Meg) getting a sex change after college is "she went to college?!"
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' had Dale's father, who turns out to be gay, try to come out of the closet to Dale, who thinks that his father is a real lady killer. After informing Dale that the rodeo he works at is a gay rodeo, and that the man he's friends with is his "partner", Dale explodes at him, uninviting him to his wedding, and telling him to get out. It certainly looks like Dale is incredibly homophobic, but as it turns out, he thinks his father just admitted to being [[TheMenInBlack a government agent]], and a ConspiracyTheorist like Dale just won't tolerate that kind of thing. Dale is rather confused as to why anyone would think he'd have a problem with gay people. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint After all, he's been friends with]] [[MistakenForGay John Redcorn for years!]]
** Another episode had Hank acting very angry and being off-put to a black man who'd arrived to fix his water heater, and Ladybird, picking up his hostility toward the stranger, attacked him. Everyone assumed Hank was racist, performing church songs in front of his house to "cure his intolerance," and Peggy got him to do some humiliating things to "learn to overcome." Eventually, when a new, white repairman came, Hank and Ladybird acted the same way. Hank just hates repairmen because he can't stand the thought of anyone but him fixing things around the house.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'':
-->'''Malory''': I am not [a bitch]! Why, because I don't want Sterling to end up with a woman like Lana Kane? My God… a black…ops field agent?!?\\
'''Pam''': [[LampshadeHanging Thought she was going in a]] ''[[LampshadeHanging whoooole]]'' [[LampshadeHanging other direction with that.]]
** Unlike most examples on this page, Mallory often makes vocally racist remarks (though usually towards Mexicans and other immigrants), which makes this even ''more'' unexpected.
** Malory's also alternatively [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt hot for]] and cold on black people. "The Limited" has her pushing around a black porter on a train, with Lana finally losing it when she calls him [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_the_Prevention_of_Calling_Sleeping_Car_Porters_%22George%22 George]]… until the porter reveals his name actually ''is'' George. Although Malory was [[RightForTheWrongReasons just as surprised as Lana]] to learn that fact.
** "The Figgis Agency" has Archer ask Cheryl to look into a high-priced Hollywood divorce attorney named Alan Shapiro. After a few seconds, Cheryl says, "Well, we can guess he doesn't eat shellfish!" Everyone reacts negatively, but Cheryl reveals it's because he's allergic. Subverted when Archer points out she shouldn't assume a lawyer with the name "Shapiro" is Jewish... and she says, "Gross! He's ''Jewish''?"
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', Moe starts dating a "Little Person". Moe at one point claims to need to prepare a "car seat". Turns out he took out the passenger-side seat to save on petrol.
** In the same episode, when Moe brings said little person to the Simpson house, Homer says that he wants to ask her a "mechanical question". Moe gets nervous, but it turns out he ''actually meant'' a mechanical question (as in, a question about mechanics). When she answers with expert accuracy, Homer turns to Moe and says [[ShipperOnDeck "Put a ring on that!"]]
** In another episode, Homer is banned from Moe's and is searching for another bar. He ends up at what is clearly a lesbian bar...
--->'''Homer:''' ''[Suspicious]'' Wait a minute... there's something bothering me about this place... I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a ''fire exit!'' Enjoy your death trap, ladies! ''[Leaves]''
* The superheroes [[PlayingWithFire Fire]] and [[AnIcePerson Ice]] in the Franchise/DCUniverse have been close friends and partners for the entirety of their tenure in comics. This has, over time, [[HoYay given rise to a lot of romantic/sexual subtext between them]] and corresponding theories in the fandom. When they were added to the [[HeroesUnlimited expanded roster]] of ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]'' Franchise/TheFlash began to nurse a not-so-subtle crush on Fire and Hawkgirl tried to prod him into action as best she knew how.
--> '''Shayera Hol (Hawkgirl):''' You'd be wasting your time, anyway, I hear she's… y'know(cue Flash looks horrified)… Brazilian.
--> '''Flash:''' Ha ha.
* ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'': In the episode where Filbert (a turtle) and Hutch (a cat) get married, Hutch's mom repeatedly lectures her how cats and turtles are natural enemies and can never get along. In the end, it turns out she only thinks so because [[spoiler:she's always angry with Hutch's dad (who's ''a turtle''). But she still loves him]].
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', CoreyFeldman and CoreyHaim [[ItMakesSenseInContext travel to Brazil to save the Bush twins]]. They go into a bar and order a cola with two straws. The bartender tells them he doesn't serve their kind. They think he means Americans. [[DoubleSubversion He actually means anybody who's been on the cover of teen magazines.]]
* The ''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan'' arc "Spider Verse" has the Goblin travelling to alternate realities to collect the DNA of various Spider-Men, with his Spider-Man hot on his tail. Eventually they wind up in the comic book ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan, where [[AffirmativeActionLegacy Miles Morales]] has already replaced the deceased Peter Parker. When Miles reveals his true identity to Spider-Man, Peter is surprised because he wasn't expecting that world's Spider-Man to be so… young. Of course, by that point he had already visited one universe where he was a girl, and another where he was a ''talking pig'', so a racial difference probably wouldn't be too surprising. Humorously, the comic book did the same gag, as described above.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'', Knock Out's introduction includes Starscream making a very… odd comment, and given Knock Out's flamboyancy (and canon gay status) it seems to imply homophobia. Knock Out's offended "Come again?" is met with Starscream explaining that he just can't understand why a Decepticon flier would change his altmode to that of a grounder.

[[folder:Real Life]]
* When Eric [=McCormack=] told his mother he would be [[Series/WillAndGrace playing a gay lawyer]], she winced and said "Oh God… you're playing a ''[[EvilLawyerJoke lawyer]]''?"
* One particular news story has someone's quote as the title of the article preview, which said "I won't photograph ugly people." Only when you actually click the link to read the whole article that the person who said the quote means that [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/19/jennifer-mckendrick-penns_n_931324.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk1%7C87871 she won't take pictures of bullies for the high school yearbook]] since she considers bullies as ugly people.
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8JsRx2lois a speech to the Springfield, Missouri City Council]], preacher Phil Snider initially seems to be giving a typical religious "gays are an abomination in the eyes of God" rant, only to unexpectedly shift into a very ''pro''-gay stance halfway through.
* Back in the 2008 election of UsefulNotes/BarackObama, a great number of jokes focused on the fact that for the first time in US history, Americans had ''finally'' elected a president who was… from UsefulNotes/{{Hawaii}}.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW7OPByRGDY John Hodgman, in his speech at the 2009 Radio and TV Correspondents' Dinner]] stated that he looked to Barack Obama to "heal the great and shameful division that has plagued our nation for so long, I am of course talking about the age-old conflict between jocks and nerds."
* Creator/DanSavage reports on his [[http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/01/03/espn-airs-a-gay-kiss-heads-do-not-explode-world-does-not-end blog]] about gay bowler Scott Norton, who shared a hug and a kiss with his husband after winning the PBA Chameleon Championship. "What a great day for an historically oppressed minority group," Savage comments, linking to an article which says "Norton ends left-handed drought".
* [[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3032132/Brazilian-commuter-s-outraged-rant-two-women-embracing-goes-viral.html In April 2015]], a man at a train station in Rio de Janeiro took a photograph of various commuters on the platform, including two women kissing, and posted it on Facebook with what initially appeared to be a homophobic rant, complete with ThinkOfTheChildren remark… only to then reveal he was actually talking about a guy on the background standing too close to the tracks.