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-> ''How silly of me! I should have tied you to my bed.''
-->-- '''Nurse Edna''', ''VideoGame/ManiacMansion''

The DistaffCounterpart to the DirtyOldMan. Notable, while the male version will engage in groping and similar behavior, this is fairly uncommon for the female version (although the occasional swat or pinch on the bottom is not out of the question), who will often make DoubleEntendre-laden references to an "adventurous" past. In some cases, such a character will be [[CrosscastRole played by a guy in drag]]. A popular characterisation of a brothel's madame.

This character is almost always PlayedForLaughs, often as an AbhorrentAdmirer of some sort. When they show up in a DarkerAndEdgier show, which is rare, they're often used to show the unfortunate fate of women [[AllWomenAreLustful who let their sex drives lead their lives]] or, inversely, the result of [[AllWomenArePrudes too much prudishness]].

Compare with MrsRobinson who is younger, [[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave prettier]] and still sexually active and doesn't have much problem seducing a younger guy.

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!!Examples

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmvHvI4TdRg This]] Sprite commercial. (NSFW) Watch [[SchmuckBait if you dare]]... [[RussianReversal After that, in Communist Poland]], [[BrainBleach Brain Bleach will need YOU!!]]
* The Agent Provocateur ad, with Kylie on a mechanical bull, GIVING A REALLY OLD WOMAN A LAPDANCE. The old woman is...worryingly into it, and then when Kylie says [[RagingStiffie "If there are any men in the audience, can they please stand up?"]] the old woman cackles, saying "I THOUGHT SO!"
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In the film adaptation of ''Anime/HowlsMovingCastle'', the Witch of the Waste is this. Young men are so cute, indeed.
* Dama from ''[[JungleWaItsumoHaleNochiGuu Haré+Guu]]'' is a ridiculous example of this.
* Iono from ''IonoTheFanatics'' isn't actually that old, but fits this trope to a T, other than the fact that the objects of her affection are [[GirlsLove girls]].
* Sumire Ryuzaki from ''PrinceOfTennis'' is often portrayed like this in doujinshi. The BeachEpisode OAV also toys with the idea, for a mix of [[FanDisservice squick and]] [[RuleOfFunny laughs]]. (Though to be fair, [[IWasQuiteALooker she]] ''[[IWasQuiteALooker was]]'' [[IWasQuiteALooker pretty when young]], and otherwise is an excellent and well-respected TeamMom ''and'' SternTeacher).
* In Part 3 of ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'', [[BadassGrandpa Joseph]] accidentally peeps into a bathroom stall on a woman like this, who instantly becomes obsessed with him and tries to seduce him. HilarityEnsues.
** "'''[[CatchPhrase OH]] [[GratuitousEnglish MY]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny GOOOOOD!!!]]'''"
* Otome's grandmother in ''Manga/CherryJuice'' would qualify for some simply for being committed to getting Otome and her [[NotBloodSiblings step-brother]] together romantically. She cements her status in one scene where she and Otome are trying to listen through Minami's door after he brought home a girl from school, expecting that something racy was going on. When Otome leaned on the door too hard and fell into the room, Granny was standing at the ready with her camera in hand.
* ''RanmaOneHalf'' anime, Dr. Tofu's mother gropes most buttocks of his son's potential brides to check if they have strong-enough bone that worth her family's name.
* Rose from Nebraska to a small degree. She has no trouble talking about her torrid past, calling her husband's dead sister a whore, or flashing an old boyfriends tombstone.
* The Stripping Hag from HoozukiNoReitetsu not only likes young men, she also promotes her own photo collection. '''[[FanDisservice Nude one]]'''.
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[[folder:Architecture]]
* The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_Gig Sheela-Na-Gig]] is probably another early example of this.
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[[folder:Comedy]]
* Creator/ClorisLeachman makes this part of her act. This was exemplified in the Creator/ComedyCentral Roast of Creator/BobSaget - "I am not here to roast Bob Saget. [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/974767/ I am here to fuck John Stamos!]]" She wound up getting a full-on kiss from him.
** Her bit as a whole fell under this as well, since she got her start from the bottom, doing nothing but improv - "Just me [[BestialityIsDepraved and the donkey]]."
* Stand-up comic Creator/GrandmaLee's act revolves around this, as seen on ''Series/AmericasGotTalent''. She made several lewd advances at the male judges as part of her routine.
* A lot of dirty-old-woman routines owe a great deal to Jackie "Moms" Mabley.
* Creator/JoBrand. It's particularly obvious if you watch ''Series/{{QI}}'', since she's frequently the one making the most dirty jokes.
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[[folder:Fanfiction]]
* Star Sparkle in FanFic/DividedRainbow. Not to mention [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/70619/no-room-for-regret No Room For Regret,]] and [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/57315/the-xenophiles-guide-to-equestria The Xenophile's Guide To Equestria.]]
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[[folder:Film - Animated]]
* In the {{Disney}} / {{Pixar}} film ''WesternAnimation/{{Cars}}'', there's a Dirty Old Car. No, really. She's called Lizzie (as in [[StealthPun Tin Lizzie]]), and she takes great pleasure in slapping bumper stickers on the bumpers of attractive young cars.
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[[folder:Film - Live Action]]
* The [[Creator/JudiDench old lady]] that Jack fondles in the London carriage in ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: On Stranger Tides''. "Is that it?"
* Max Bialystock's nameless "client" (credited as "Hold Me-Touch Me") in the opening scene of the original version of ''Film/TheProducers''. Estelle Winwood, the actress who played her, was later quite vocal in stating her displeasure with the role and the movie.
* In ''YesMan'', there's an old woman in the protagonist's apartment complex who seduces attractive men by asking them to fix something at her house. Despite her appearance, she apparently gives very good head.
* Rose Delvecchio in ''Film/DesertHeat'' enjoys peeping on threesomes through windows, shooting liquor straight from the bottle, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers praising the lord]].
* There is, of course, the Professor's elderly grandmother in the Eddie Murphy remake of ''Film/TheNuttyProfessor'', who goes into anecdotes about her uhhh... ''past'', over dinner. And then there's ''[[{{Squick}} that one scene]]'' in the sequel...
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[[folder:Literature]]
* The ur-example in English is probably the Wife of Bath from ''Literature/TheCanterburyTales'', who is five times married. It is a bit hard to tell her exact age, though, as her first marriage was at 12 or so. Potentially, she might be more like some of Mae West's characters who lean in the Mrs. Robinson direction.
* Nanny Ogg from ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' is a perfect example of this and arguably has some inspiration from the Wife of Bath.
** Topsy Lavish from ''Discworld/MakingMoney'' is practically Nanny Ogg on crutches.
* The titular character in Creator/RoaldDahl's ''The Landlady'' is heavily implied to be this. The bad kind. Poor, poor hapless Billy Weaver.
* Grandma Mazur in the ''Literature/StephaniePlum'' books. When a man exposes himself to Stephanie and Grandma Mazur, Grandma offers to try touching the rather excited man. He ''wilts''.
* The old woman in Voltaire's ''Literature/{{Candide}}'' fits this pretty well, somewhat more so in the musical than the novel.
* The ''StarWars'' novel ''The Hutt Gambit'' has a grotesquely funny scene of a young Han Solo being leered at by an elderly Twi'lek bag lady when he and Chewbacca first arrive on the "Smugglers' Moon" of Nar Shaddaa. Apparently, Han was sickened more by the woman's advanced age than by the fact that she was a head-tentacled alien, since Humans and Twi'leks can successfully interbreed in the ''Star Wars'' universe.
* Iris Wildthyme in the ''Francise/DoctorWhoExpandedUniverse'', although whether she physically matches the description depends on [[TheNthDoctor the incarnation]]. The [[ComicbookFantasyCasting Beryl Reid]] incarnation certainly fits the bill, the Barbarella and Shirley Bassey ones not so much, and the Katy Manning Iris is more of a MrsRobinson.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* [[CookingShow Paula Deen]], or at least her television persona, often embodies this, especially on ''Paula's Party''. She even flirted with Clay Aiken ''after'' he was out of the closet. And then there's the time she rode Robert Irvine like a horse...
* The comedy sketch show ''Series/HarryEnfieldAndChums'' featured a pair of characters officially named "The Lovely Wobbly Randy Old Ladies". CatchPhrase: "Young man! At our age!", said in response to anything that can even vaguely be considered a DoubleEntendre. They are even shown ravishing the men on a few occasions - and working for a sex line. All played for laughs, naturally.
* Betty the Auld Slapper in the Scottish sketch show ''Series/ChewinTheFat''. Usually seen relating her experiences of wartime life to a local historian, who was hoping for more about coping with rationing and the Blitz, and less about sleeping with G.I.s. She also has a tattoo that reads "I love Willie".
-->'''Care worker''': Who's Willie?\\
'''Betty''': Anybody's willie.
* British comedies seem to love the concept of the rapacious landlady.
** In ''Gimmee Gimmee Gimmee'' there is Brenda, a retired prostitute who never misses a chance to be crude.
** ''Spaced'' has Marsha, a raddled alcoholic who has an arrangement with one of her tenants.
** In ''WaitingForGod'', Diana explains that this trope is a symptom of women living longer than men, that when you have passed sixty five men are a rare commodity and if you touch hers then that is the only way you will perceive him for the rest of your life, does she make herself clear?
* On ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Blanche Devereaux fills this part.
* The bus full of old people in the ''Series/DoctorWho'' special [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime "The End of Time"]]. Minnie "The Menace" Hooper in particular; she even gropes the Doctor.
* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' had one in a third season episode who was more than a bit interested in Sam.
* One episode of ''Series/{{House}}'' involves an old lady who hit on House throughout the episode. Another involves a couple of ostensibly Dirty Old People, although the both of them later came back individually to ask House to do something about the other's libido.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0K-yFjbjMk This]] member of the audience in Series/DrewCareysImprovAGanza.
* This was one of the "Weird Newscasters" on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway''. The (female) improviser said, "You make me feel like a nubile teen," to which Colin replied, "You're...''you're kidding yourself.''"
* Agnes Brown the titular Mrs. Brown of ''Series/MrsBrownsBoys'' is one, and is played by series creator Brendan O'Carroll in drag; her best friend Winnie [=McGoogan=] is one as well, though she's played by O'Carroll's real life sister.
* In the TV series of ''Series/GameOfThrones'', [[CoolOldLady Olenna Tyrell]] seems to enjoy giving this image, best exemplified by this conversation with Varys (who by the way is a eunuch).
-->'''Olenna''': Are you here to seduce me?
-->'''Varys''': A little obvious perhaps...
-->'''Olenna''': Oh no '''please''', seduce away! It's been ''so'' long. But I rather think it's all for naught; what happens when the non-existent bumps against the decrepit ''(Varys looks down at his groin and up again in shock)''... a question for the philosophers.
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[[folder:Music]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IPDOB4yzzo&feature=channel This]] parody of KatyPerry's "I Kissed A Girl."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb19JwNhfGo&feature=relmfu "Grandma Got a Facebook".]]
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[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* The late Mae Young in the Wrestling/{{WWE}}, who died at the age of 90, made regular attempts to expose her breasts (and [[FanDisservice succeeded]] at the 2000 ''Royal Rumble''), made out with any male wrestler she can get her hands on and even gave birth to a HAND she conceived with Mark Henry, which eventually led to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn2uZ9eKDio one of the most shocking]] {{Brick Joke}}s in WWE history. It was a pretty sad and even unfair characterization, since Young [[IWasQuiteTheLooker had been reasonably attractive when she started wrestling in her teens in the 1930s]].
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[[folder:Theater]]
* Creator/{{Aristophanes}} sometimes used such characters, such as in one notable instance where women take over the government of Athens and institute a rule that a young man must sleep with an older woman in order to be married, and thus a young male character is chased around by a crone. As Aristophanes lived in AncientGreece, this makes it OlderThanFeudalism.
* Creator/GilbertAndSullivan, inspired by the dame figure of pantomime which is played by a man, frequently featured repulsive older women chasing after young male characters.
* Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'' tends to present Juliet's nurse this way, potentially inspired by the Wife of Bath. However, the text's references to her biography, particularly the fact that she was a wet nurse for the 14-year-old Juliet, establish her as actually in her mid-30s. Thus, she was almost certainly intended as a [[SassySecretary "saucy maid"]] stock character rather than a crone.
* In Stephen Sondheim's ''Theatre/SweeneyTodd'' (the musical, not the movie), the character of the Old Beggar Woman is an especially dirty example, though she is most likely not doing it because of sexual attraction, but because she figures out that being a hooker probably earns her more money than simply begging. She has such memorable lines as
-->''"Hey boy, sailor boy,\\
Want it snuggly harboured?\\
Open me gate, but dock it straight,\\
I see it lists to starboard!''
* Berthe from the musical ''Pippin''.
* Brenda from ''Theatre/{{Road}}''.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* Pipra from ''InfiniteSpace'', who constantly mentions to [[TheHero Yu]][[{{Bishonen}} ri]] about "paying with his body". A bartender even notes this in one of the jobs.
* As per the page quote, Nurse Edna from ''ManiacMansion''. Not only does she deliver the quoted line when capturing one of the boys (and "You're lucky you aren't a boy" to the girls), but she also responds to an apparent prank phone call with "There's no heavy breathing. Let me show you how to do it."
* Some of [[KnightsOftheOldRepublic Kreia's]] dialogue is downright filthy by the standards of the [[StarWars GFFA]], especially if you're [[PlayerCharacter playing a male]].
* Matriarch Aethyta from ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', the bartender on Illium. Especially when she says "Sorry, no sex; just cleaned the bar!"
** And in [[VideoGame/MassEffect3 the third game]] has several [[Funny/MassEffect gems]] where, among other things, she uses the phrase "useful as tits on a Hanar" and mentions that she's had at least one daughter with one, and her starry eyed reminiscing about [[spoiler:Benezia]]'s [[BuxomIsBetter amazing rack]], complete with a WolfWhistle. And when she makes Liara's infatuation with Shepard (which may or may not be reciprocated), sound "tawdry" in Liara's words, she says that if you're doing it all civilized then you're not doing it right.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' has Boneclaw Mother, the elder leader of the local tribe of hyenas. She's a fan-favorite character because of this trope, and her general irreverence for her tribe's traditions. "I'm not getting any younger here!"
-->'''Boneclaw Mother:''' Shadebones here has this ''one'' nephew, and ''Hare's Ghost'', if I were thirty years younger...
-->'''Shadebones:''' You're ''blind''. You can't even see him.
-->'''Boneclaw Mother:''' He ''smells'' adorable.
-->'''Shadebones:''' [[LampshadeHanging You're a vile old woman.]]
* From ''DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'', we have [[http://missmab.com/Cast/kria.php Kria Soulstealer]], and the defense offers [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_944.php these]] [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_960.php as]] [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_969.php evidence]].
* ''SomethingPositive'' has this little gem.
--> '''Little Old Lady:''' [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04292005.shtml Y'know Davan, some of us Grandmas are good at more than baking cookies]].
* Hazel's [[spoiler:former]] neighbor in ''GirlsWithSlingshots'' apparently has [[http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws623/ BDSM-themed Christmas parties with strippers]].
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* The grandma in Creator/TexAvery's ''RedHotRidingHood'', pursuing poor Wolfie when he's clearly not interested. What do you expect? She runs a brothel!
* Gorgeous Gal in the Woody Woodpecker cartoon ''AFineFeatheredFrenzy''. She takes out an ad in the paper saying she is beautiful, rich, has plenty of food and desires to meet and marry a young man. She even includes the pocket change needed to call her in the ad. Gorgeous Gal seduces Woody with her sexy voice on the phone and assures him she loves woodpeckers. So he agrees to come over and plans to marry her. Unfortunately it turns out she's an overweight and elderly anthropomorphic bird. Finding Woody cute, Gorgeous Gal kisses him repeatedly and flirts with him nonstop while he flees in terror. She still forces him to marry her and takes him on their honeymoon on the same day since she couldn't wait to make love to him.
* The [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep "World's Oldest Woman"]] of ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}''.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' in the episode "Guess who's coming to State Dinner" Mrs. Manstrong is an example of this.
* Ms. Buttloaves from ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', Ren is usually the object of her desire.
* Granny from {{Squidbillies}}. She built a monster out of human corpses to keep as a friend with benefits, and forged an ancient love letter and faked a coma to try and sleep with the ghost of Robert E. Lee.
* Grandma Butternut From the Canadian cartoon Numb Chucks
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