A Comedy Trope. A character is eating a fancy restaurant where the menu is in a foreign language. Attempting to appear sophisticated and impress their date, the character points at something impressive sounding on the menu and says they'll have that, only for the waiter to inform them that they have just ordered the dress code, the chef or something similar. This may also occur if the character is nearsighted, and in bad cases what they try to order from is not even the menu.

Alternatively, the character could order an actual dish, but add a provisio that indicates they have no idea what it is they have just ordered. When PlayedForLaughs, often involves the waiter bringing back a heaping helping of the region's finest ForeignQueasine.

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[[folder: Film - Animated ]]

* Played With in ''WesternAnimation/BonVoyageCharlieBrown'' - Charlie Brown, Linus, Marcie, and Peppermint Patty stop to eat in a British pub while en route to France. However, being Americans, they're clearly not familiar with British cuisine as they are forced to ask the waiter for help in deciding what to eat. This doesn't help either as not one of them can [[LanguageBarrier understand the waiter's British English]].
-->'''Charlie Brown:''' What did he say?
-->'''Marcie:''' Perhaps I should have studied *English*, not French.

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[[folder: Film - Live Action ]]

* ''TheJerk'': Marie gets the escargot at a fancy restaurant after she and Navin become rich.
-->'''Navin:''' You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food!
* In ''Film/WayOfTheDragon'', Bruce Lee's character goes into a restaurant in Italy and accidentally orders every soup on the menu [[CrowningMomentOfFunny (which later makes him have to pee a lot)]].

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[[folder: Folklore ]]

* There is an UrbanLegend, where a girl sees some Chinese characters on a menu that "look pretty", so she has them tattooed on herself. Later on, someone from China sees her tattoo, and laughs hysterically; the characters actually read "cheap, but tasty".

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[[folder: Jokes ]]

* Joke example:
-->'''Customer:''' ''(Poring over the menu)'' I'll have the... ''(italian-style pronunciation)'' pageone, please.
-->'''Waiter:''' That's not a dish, sir, that's "Page One".
* A joke that went around during the Bush administration, probably a holdover from UsefulNotes/BillClinton's years, too. A young lady came out to take the president's dinner order:
-->'''UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush:''' ''(Poring over the menu)'' I'd like a quickie, please.
-->'''Dick Cheney:''' That's "''quiche''"!

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[[folder: Literature ]]

* DaveBarry explained in his column "The Evil Eye" that he was getting too nearsighted to read restaurant menus, so he just points randomly at something which turns out to be his napkin, and tells the waiter, "I want that medium rare." This joke also appears in ''Dave Barry Turns 50'', with a medium-rare order of "We Do Not Accept Personal Checks."
* In [[{{The Onion}} Our Dumb World]]'s entry on Burkina Faso, there's a joke about the very low literacy rate of that country when one of their diplomats tries to order a notice that an extra gratuity may be charged for large groups.

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* ''TheAndyGriffithShow'': while in Mount Pilot, Andy & Barney go to a fancy French restaurant. Andy isn't too proud to say he can't read the menu and just orders a steak. Barney points to menu items and gets stuff he never thought of as food.
* There was a ''Series/MrBean'' sketch, which involved him ordering Steak tartare, believing it was just a fancy steak and the rest of the episode revolved around him trying to get rid of all the raw beef.
* ''Series/RedDwarf'': Rimmer demanded gazpacho soup served hot, but gazpacho is served cold. He never, ever lived it down.

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[[folder: Music ]]

* Music/RayStevens' song "Gourmet Restaurant" is filled with stuff like this:
-->So I asked the waiter, "How's the beef?"\\
He said "Ze steak tartar is ze best you ever had."\\
But when he brought it, friends I thought I'd seen rare meat\\
But this wasn't even hurt real bad!

-->I can understand chocolate eggs, and chocolate bunny rabbits, But a chocolate moose? Ain't never gonna catch on...

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* From ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'':
-->[[http://notalwaysright.com/now-in-original-extra-bandwidth-flavor/2121 "The serving of Wi-Fi, how big is the free portion?"]]

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* ''{{Zits}}'' manages both forms in one strip. Attempting to impress Sara, Jeremy orders the radicchio, "medium rare, of course". The waiter informs him that the raddichio is a salad and the chef prefers to serve it raw. As Sara and Connie dissolve in laughter, Walt attempts to make Jeremy feel better by saying that when he and Connie were dating he once ordered "jackets required".
* One ''PearlsBeforeSwine'' strip had Guard Duck on a date with Maura, ordering "The chateaubriand, cooked medium well, and a glass of your finest pinot noir". Although the actual strip wasn't an example, Stephan Pastis said this about the strip in the "Pearls Sells Out" commentary:
-->'''Stephan Pastis:''' I really don't know what chateaubriand is. It just sounded like something fancy you'd order in an expensive restaurant. I'm hoping it is actually a type of food.
** ([[AccidentallyAccurate For the record]], chateaubriand is a type of food. It's a kind of steak.)

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Selma takes Hans Moleman out to dinner in order to seduce him ([[MyBiologicalClockIsTicking she wants a baby]], and by this time doesn't much care with who). He tries to read the menu but the waiter tells him it's the wine list. "Very good."
* On ''RockyAndBullwinkle'', Bullwinkle goes into a coffee shop and looks over the menu. Seeing that refills are free, he tells the waiter "think I'll have some of that there refill."
* In an episode of ''GarfieldAndFriends'', Jon is at a French restaurant and tries to order in French and is served a pair of boiled athletic shoes by a FrenchJerk waiter. In another episode, he ends up ordering the chef's daughter with cheese on her.
* In ''HeyArnold'' Helga, trying to pass herself off as Arnold's French pen pal whilst in disguise and with a very rudimentary knowledge of French, attempts to make a order from the menu of a fancy French restaurant. It isn't until she's happily tucking into the dish that the waiter mentions not many kids like eating cow brain and eggs... [[ForeignQueasine which prompts a dart to the bathroom]]. Arnold played it safe with a steak and fries.
* ''WhatsNewScoobyDoo'': In "Pompeii and Circumstance", Fred is continually misreading his Italian phrase book. As a result, he orders a potted plant at a restaurant.
* ''WesternAnimation/JamesBondJr'': In one episode, the snotty rich kid takes a girl to a restaurant and orders a meal in French. On his first attempt he orders a live lobster. When the focus returns to him after cutting to Bond's adventures for a while, he's finally managed to order ''something'' edible in French - a cheese sandwich.

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[[folder: Other ]]

* One Creator/GahanWilson cartoon shows a patron with an inedible pile of ashes on his plate, while a snooty waiter says, "It's a burnt telephone book. We gave it a fancy French name and you ordered it."

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[[folder: Real Life ]]

* Artist James [=McNeil=] Whistler (as in [[WhistlersMother Mother]]) reportedly went to a restaurant in France and ordered a flight of stairs.