[[caption-width-right:300:The "Dichterfürsten" Creator/JohannWolfgangVonGoethe and Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller.]]
->''"Der liebe Gott hat am Anfang den Franzosen die Herrschaft des Landes gegeben; den Englischen die Herrschaft des Meeres; aber den Deutschen die Herrschaft der Wolken"''.
->''"In the beginning, the good God gave to the [[GaulsWithGrenades French the dominion]] of the [[TheFrenchColonialEmpire land]], to the [[BritsWithBattleships English]] the [[TheBritishEmpire dominion]] of the [[WoodenShipsAndIronMen seas]], and to the Germans [[CloudCuckoolander the dominion of the clouds.]]"''
-->-- Jean-Paul Richter

'''''"Das Land der Dichter und Denker"''''' ("The land of poets and thinkers") is a common nickname Germans give their country. The German self-identity has always laid emphasis on a shared culture and language, due to [[AllTheLittleGermanies Germany not being a unified country at the time nationalism became the latest craze in Europe]]. And because of certain events during the [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany years 1933 - 1945]], [[PatrioticFervor seeking patriotic feelings in military accomplishments (or, as is even often the case, expressing any patriotism at all)]] is [[OldShame no longer]] ''[[OldShame en vogue]]'' in Germany. This fact has perhaps even strengthened the German [[ProudScholarRaceGuy emphasis on cultural and scientific achievements]].

It's worth noting that even some Allied wartime propaganda acknowledged this, portraying the Nazis as crushing Germany's widely-admired cultural output with their unsophisticated militarism (this is in contradistinction with most other propaganda both in UsefulNotes/WW2 and UsefulNotes/WW1, when German ''Kultur'' was depicted as ''being'' brutal Prussian militarism).

As can be easily seen from the list below, or from [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nobel_laureates_by_country this little list here]], the Germanies and later unified Germany indeed ''was'' a powerhouse especially in natural sciences (and in that field, again especially in physics). After 1945, not so much. [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo No prizes for]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust guessing the reason.]] (About a third of the leading researchers were Jewish, another third opponents to the Nazis and the rest [[HerrDoktor were scooped up by the Allies and Soviets after the war]].)

The expression was coined by literary critic Wolfgang Menzel in 1836. According to economic historian Eckhard Höffman, [[http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/no-copyright-law-the-real-reason-for-germany-s-industrial-expansion-a-710976.html as quoted by the magazine ''Der Spiegel'']], Menzel didn't have in mind the actual "thinkers and poets" Germany is famous for, but rather a "strange" (for the time) predilection for reading books; as there was no copyright law in Germany at the time, there was no monopoly on the individual books they published, so the publishers had to mass produce those books at cheap prices (alongside deluxe editions for the rich) to recover the money they invested; this led to an increased interest in reading (as already mentioned) and, as some of those books were of a technical, practical or scientific nature, Höffman argues that this mass readership led to the rise of Germany as an industrial power.

And so without further ado, we present you a list of some famous German "Dichter und Denker":


[[folder: Dichter ]]


[[folder: Actual Poets and Other Writers ]]

* Salomon (Salomo) Franck (1659 - 1725) -- Scientist, lawyer, and poet. Best known for writing the librettos for some of J.S. Bach's greatest cantatas.
* Christian Friedrich Henrici (1700 - 1764) -- Also known as Picander. Civil servant and poet; like Salomon Franck, best known for writing some of J.S. Bach's cantata librettos. Writer of the librettos for the great ''[[AwesomeMusic St. Matthew Passion]]'' and the quirky Coffee Cantata.
* [[Creator/JohannWolfgangVonGoethe Johann Wolfgang von Goethe]] (1749 - 1832) -- Often claimed to be most important German language author. Wrote many poems, ''Literature/TheSorrowsOfYoungWerther'' and ''Theatre/{{Faust}}''. Many phrases originating in his works found their way into everyday German language. Because he [[RenaissanceMan dabbled a bit in botany, anatomy, colour theory, and geology]], he could technically also be listed under ''Scientists'' here.
* Friedrich Schiller (1759 - 1805) -- Best buddy of Goethe. Wrote plays like ''William Tell'', ''Mary Stuart'', ''Theatre/{{Wallenstein}}'' and ''Theatre/TheRobbers''. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Also you can eat]] [[http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schillerlocken his hair.]] The lyrics to the ''[[LudwigVanBeethoven Ode to Joy]]'' were lifted almost word-for-word from one of his poems.
* Jean-Paul (1763 – 1825) -- Born Johann Paul Friedrich Richter. He was noted for his [[GermanHumour humorous]] novels and stories, as well as for essays expounding the spirit of German romanticism. His works were translated and popularized in English by Thomas Carlyle. Jean-Paul provides the page quote.
* Jacob (1785 - 1863) and Wilhelm (1786 - 1859) Grimm, [-AKA-] Creator/TheBrothersGrimm -- The Grimm Bros. are famous for a number of things, among them: 1) Their collection of FairyTales, and 2) the ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsches_Wörterbuch Deutsches Wörterbuch]]'', a ''reallllllly'' big German dictionary, begun in 1838 -- the last volume of the first edition was published as late as 1961, with the addition of a source volume in '71.! (It isn't a 'simple' dictionary but, like the ''OxfordEnglishDictionary'', one which contains detailed information about the etymology and history of the words and language. A 'simple' dictionary more likely to be known by people who speak or learn German would be the ''Duden''.) The Brothers Grimm were portrayed on the [[TheBerlinRepublic '90s-version]] of the 1000 Deutsche Mark banknote. Also, Jacob Grimm was a famous linguist (the term was philologist at the time), who discovered [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimm%27s_Law Grimm's Law]], which details the transformation from Proto-Indo-European to Proto-Germanic.
* Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856) -- Among other writings, author of the poem ''Germany. A Winter's Tale'', in which Heine describes satirically his tour through Germany (he emigrated to UsefulNotes/{{France}} in 1831). Centuries later, the title of Sönke Wortmann's movie ''Deutschland. Ein Sommermärchen'' (''Germany. A Summer's Tale'') is a ShoutOut. [[IsntItIronic Quite ironic]], [[FridgeLogic if you think about it for a moment]], given that Wortmann's movie is rather positive, while Heine portrays [[AllTheLittleGermanies the political atmosphere in his contemporary Germany]] in rather a negative way.
* Annette von Droste-Hülshoff (1797 - 1848) -- One of Germany's most important ''female'' authors. Her most famous work is the murder mystery ''The Jew's Beech''. Also authored the awesomely creepy poem ''[[SwampsAreEvil The Lad on the Moor]]''. Droste-Hülshoff was portrayed on the [[TheBerlinRepublic '90s-version]] of the 20 Deutsche Mark banknote.
* Creator/WilhelmBusch (1832 - 1908) -- Told his stories using a sequence of pictures. Thus he was one of the pioneers of comics, although he didn't use speech bubbles yet, and the accompanied text was still quite descriptive. His most well known work is the story ''Literature/MaxAndMoritz'', which [[ForeignRemake directly inspired]] ''ComicStrip/TheKatzenjammerKids'' on the other site of the Big Pond.
* Thomas Mann (1875 - 1955) -- Got a Nobel Prize in Literature for his epic novel ''Literature/{{Buddenbrooks}}'', in which he tells the story of a family whose members are largely based on his [[WriteWhoYouKnow own relatives]], which left several of them rather displeased. He was bi-leaning-heavily-towards-gay, but [[IfItsYouItsOkay fell hard for Katia Pringsheim]], the daughter of a Jewish industrialist, with whom he had six children. Had to flee from the [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] because of his political views and possibly his past dalliances with men. (Also because, you know, his [[HappilyMarried loving wife]] was Jewish. That can't have helped.)[[note]][[FamilyGuy Nope, nope, he left to open a Dairy Queen!]][[/note]] He moved to the US, at first teaching at [[IvyLeague Princeton]] before moving to LosAngeles, was naturalized as a US citizen and then settled permanently in Switzerland after the war.
* Creator/BertoltBrecht (1898 - 1956) -- Influential due to his plays and his theoretical works regarding theatre. Had to flee from the [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] because of his pro-Communist political views and was brought up before the [[RedScare House Un-American Activities Committee]] for the same reason. Later he lived in the [[EastGermany GDR]]. After the government there violently struck down the 1953 uprising, Brecht famously [[SarcasmMode "suggested"]] that [[DeadpanSnarker the government should dissolve the people and elect another one]] ([[GermanHumour See? Germans DO have a sense of humour!]]) and [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections got away with it]].


[[folder: Musicians ]]

* Johann Pachelbel (1653 - 1706) -- Baroque composer. Though he was quite prolific, writing some 500 pieces, today he is known almost entirely for his [[PachelbelsCanon Canon in D]].
* Georg Friedrich Händel (1685 - 1759), AKA George Frideric Handel -- Baroque composer. Although born in Germany, he wrote his most important works while living in Britain (although from Saxony, he was employed by Georg, the Elector of Hanover, when fate decided to turn Elector Georg into [[TheHouseOfHanover George I of Great Britain]]; he came over with the newly-minted king, and unlike the King-Elector, he liked Britain enough to learn the language and stay). Most famous for composing ''Messiah''.
* JohannSebastianBach (1685 - 1750) -- Baroque composer. Famous for his organ. [[ThatCameOutWrong Er, I mean organ compositions]]!
** Although he did actually have ''[[MassiveNumberedSiblings twenty]]'' children (of whom ten survived to adulthood). Admittedly this was by two wives, but each qualifies separately--his first, Maria Barbara, [[KissingCousins his second cousin]], died young, after giving him seven children; his second, Anna Magdalena, was a singer and musical copyist, and besides giving him 13 children edited his work.
* WolfgangAmadeusMozart (1756 - 1791) -- Classical composer and ChildProdigy, who at the age of five was composing music and performing before European royalty. Please note that while Mozart's native city Salzburg nowadays belongs to UsefulNotes/{{Austria}}, it didn't at the time, and anyways everyone was considered to be a subset of the amorphous 'German group' during his time (since there was no united Germany).
* LudwigVanBeethoven (1770 - 1827) -- Ta ta ta taaa!! Classical composer. Wrote the ''Ode to Joy'' (lyrics: Friedrich Schiller, ''see above''), nowadays the hymn of UsefulNotes/TheEuropeanUnion. Gradually went deaf, [[HandicappedBadass but that didn't stop him from composing more and more stuff]].
* Creator/RichardWagner (1813 - 1883) -- Yet ''another'' classical composer! This one is famous for his operas. Due to UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler being a big fan of Wagner (and unfortunately also due to Wagner being virulently, if inconsistently, anti-Semitic himself), the first performance of a Wagner opera in UsefulNotes/{{Israel}} was [[BannedInChina as late as 2001]]!


[[folder: Painters ]]

* Albrecht Dürer (1471 - 1528) -- Created many interesting pictures, showing such diverse things as the HorsemenOfTheApocalypse, praying hands, a rhino, a hare, a piece of turf (such mundane motifs were still very uncommon in his time), and a self-portrait in which he points at the spot were it hurts (it was for his physician). Motifs by Dürer could be seen on the [[TheBonnRepublic '60s-'80s-versions]] of the 5 and 20 Deutsche Mark banknotes.
* Hans Holbein (the Younger) (''ca''. 1498 - 1543) -- A great portrait-painter, perhaps most famous for his meticulously detailed paintings of a number of personalities from the [[TheHouseOfTudor Tudor]] court (including HenryVIII himself) in PimpedOutDress, which Holbein painted while in England.
* Caspar David Friedrich (1774 - 1840) -- A master of the Early Romantic period, which his mysterious, symbolic landscapes -- sometimes featuring Gothic ruins and often featuring human figures turned ''away'' from the viewer -- perfectly embody. His works seem to turn up frequently on the covers of {{Horror}} fictions.
* Carl Spitzweg (1808 - 1885) -- Famous for his paintings showing [[GermanHumour humorous scenes]], making good-natured fun of his contemporaries during the conservative ''Biedermeier''-era [[AllTheLittleGermanies (the time between the Congress of Vienna in 1815 and the European Revolutions in 1848)]].
* Franz Marc (1880 - 1916) -- Important member of the expressionist movement and co-founder (together with the Russian Wassily Kandinsky) of the artist group ''Der blaue Reiter'' (''The Blue Rider''). Most well known are probably his many paintings depicting horses. He sadly died relatively young during the [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne Battle of Verdun]].
* [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Also, there was one rather misguided painter associated with Germany...]]


[[folder: Architects ]]

* Karl Friedrich Schinkel (1781 - 1841) -- If you visit UsefulNotes/{{Berlin}} and you see a building that looks sorta like a Greek temple (this style is called ''[[{{Retraux}} classicism]]''), your chances are high that this building was designed by this guy.
* Leo von Klenze (1784 - 1864) -- Who also was a writer and a painter. Left his big footprint primarily in Munich, where he constructed e.g. the ''Ruhmeshalle'' beneath the ''[[http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei:Bavaria_2.jpg Bavaria]]'' and the ''[[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Glyptothek_1900.jpg Glyptotheque]]''. However, he also constructed the [[http://www.imagetours.de/wpblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/Staedte_Landschaften/eremitage_sankt_petersburg.jpg New Eremitage in St. Petersburg]].
* Walter Gropius (1883 - 1969) -- Founder of the ''Bauhaus'' movement. Had an affair with the wife of the Austrian composer Gustav Mahler, and even married her after Mahler's death. Had to flee from the [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]], because they didn't like the ''Bauhaus''-style. They considered modern art in general to be ''Entartete Kunst'' (''[[{{Hatedom}} Degenerate Art]]''). Though another detractor of the Bauhaus design school was one Frank Lloyd Wright, who described Gropius' designs as "soulless".
* Ludwig Mies van der Rohe (1886 - 1969) -- A disciple of Gropius, he didn't have much time to design anything in Germany before the Nazis forced him to leave; he was the last director of the ''Bauhaus''. He brought the ''Bauhaus'' style to America and designed some very simple, elegant buildings across UsefulNotes/{{Chicago}}, where he settled down. To this day, Chicago has the nicest collection of International Style buildings in the United States. His minimalist style is neatly summed up by his three-word motto, "Less is more".


[[folder: Denker ]]


[[folder: Philosophers ]]

* Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz (1646 - 1716) -- Very important philosopher, theorized that we live in the BestOfAllPossibleWorlds. Like many of his contemporaries, [[RenaissanceMan he dabbled in many fields nowadays categorized under "science"]]. Notorious is his dispute with none other than his English colleague IsaacNewton over the question of who of them invented calculus. (You know that elongated S used in calculus notation? Leibniz invented this symbol.) His philosophical view that we live in the "best of all possible worlds" made him the enemy of {{Creator/Voltaire}}, who wrote his novel ''{{Literature/Candide}}'' in response. Also important was his pioneer work in computer science. Oh, and there exists a German brand of biscuit named after him. (''[[BilingualBonus Nur echt mit 52 Zähnen!]]'')
* Immanuel Kant (1724 - 1804) -- Formulated the categorical imperative as part of his writings on morality. (''[[TheGoldenRule Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law]].'') Also, spent his whole life in Königsberg ([[PleaseSelectNewCityName nowadays Kaliningrad]]).
* Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel (1770 - 1831) -- Developed a system of thought which encompassed politics, religion, history and logic, much of it in terms that are [[LostInTranslation famously awful to translate]]. Critic of Kant. Notably, he theorized that the whole of human history is leading up to a grand awakening of spiritual unity and absolute knowledge. For a while, [[BrokenBase followers clashed on whether or not we were already there]].
* Creator/KarlMarx (1818 - 1883) -- [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Father of Marxism]], which eventually shaped communism. [[DirtyCommies Because of this]], [[HistoricalVillainUpgrade some people see him in a rather negative light]], [[HistoricalHeroUpgrade others in far too rosy a light]]. [[NamesTheSame Not related]] to [[MarxBrothers Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo or Gummo]].
** Friedrich Engels (1820 - 1895) -- A good friend of Karl Marx and co-wrote the Manifesto with him. He also edited the 2nd and 3rd editions of ''Das Kapital'' after Marx died. Considered the co-founder of Communism, ironically came from quite a rich family.
* Creator/FriedrichNietzsche (1844 - 1900) -- [[Music/AlsoSprachZarathustra (Dah dah dah... Tadah! Bom-bom, bom-bom...)]] Not a NietzscheWannabe, because he was the real one. His concept of the ''[[{{Ubermensch}} Übermensch]]'' was abused by the [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] and also may have inspired [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} two certain young American comic authors]]. ''über'' (''over'', ''above'') has even found its way into contemporary English slang. Nietzsche also was of the opinion that [[GodIsDead the supreme Judeo-Christian entity has passed away]]. He[[note]]Nietzsche, not God[[/note]] died in a [[BedlamHouse madhouse]].
* Oswald Spengler (1880-1936) -- Philosopher of history and a bit of RenaissanceMan. Strongly influenced by both Goethe and Nietzsche. Best known for his book ''Literature/TheDeclineOfTheWest'', which proposes that all the great human cultures go through a thousand-year cycle, after which they either stagnate or wilt and die. Very critical of the WeimarRepublic, but didn't like [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany The Nazis]] that much either - after meeting Hitler in 1933, he stated that [Germany doesn't need a] "heroic tenor but a real hero." [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} Egon Spengler]] is named after him.
* Martin Heidegger (1889-1976) -- Building off of the works of Nietzsche, he ended up with a unique--and [[MindScrew impossible to describe]]--philosophy of his own. During the Nazi period, he actually became a Nazi, which he repented after [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII the war]]. Despite the Nazism, he had quite the case of MatzoFever, having stormy affairs with his Jewish students Hannah Arendt and Elisabeth Blochmann; of course, this was justified, in that he shared Nietzsche's disdain for anti-Semitism, and he probably joined the Nazis over different matters


[[folder: Theologians and Clerics ]]

* St. Hildegard of Bingen (1098 - 1179) -- Called the Sybil of the Rhine and Germany's First Woman Scientist, was a Catholic mystic, Benedictine abbess, author, linguist, naturalist, scientist, philosopher, physician, herbalist, poet, and composer. She wrote theological, botanical and medicinal texts, letters, poems, dramas, and [[OminousLatinChanting liturgical music]] which has had a resurgence in popularity in recent years. Long treated as a saint by the Benedictine order, this was expanded in 2012, when she (with St. John of Avila) was made the 34th Doctor of the Church.
* St. Albertus Magnus (''ca''. 1200 - 1280) -- [-AKA-] Albert the Great, Albert of Cologne, and "The Universal Doctor", was a Dominican friar, bishop of Regensburg, scholar, philosopher, and [[ReligionIsMagic reputed magician]], in which capacity he or his spell-books tend to show up in fiction. Albert was canonized and proclaimed a Doctor of the Church in 1931 by [[UsefulNotes/ThePope Pope Pius XI]].
* Nikolaus von Kues (1401 - 1464) -- [-AKA-] Nicholas Cusanus, was a Catholic cardinal, as well as a philosopher, theologian, jurist, mathematician, and an astronomer (in which capacity, he was an early advocate for heliocentrism and the elliptical orbits of the planets). He is noted as a profound writer on mysticism.
* Martin Luther (1483 - 1546) -- His criticisms regarding the Catholic Church triggered the founding of Protestantism. Also, together with his buddy Melanchthon, he translated the Bible into German. [[TheDarkSide Unfortunately, some of his own writings are unambiguously anti-Semitic.]] [[NamesTheSame Not to be confused]] with [[MartinLutherKingJr this]] other historically important Protestant minister!
* Dietrich Bonhoeffer (1906 - 1945) -- Lutheran pastor and German Resistance member during the time of UsefulNotes/NaziGermany and double-agent of the Abwehr. Considered by some to be a NietzscheWannabe because of his [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_Bonhoeffer#Legacy ''unconventional'' views on Christian religion]]. Also he was an important inspiration for [[MartinLutherKingJr Dr. King]].
* Joseph Alois Ratzinger (1927 - ) -- A well established theologian, Ratzinger taught matters of Catholic theology at the University of Tübingen for years as a reformist. It's said he acquired a 'slight' conservative bent while on the job. He left after a series of promotions. He was known as [[UsefulNotes/ThePope Pope Benedict XVI]] from 2005 to 2013, when he became the first Pope to retire from the job (as opposing to dying in office) in almost six hundred years.


[[folder: [[Herr Doktor Scientists ]]
* Maria Sibylla Merian (1647 - 1717) -- Female naturalist [[StayInTheKitchen during a time when this was still very unusual]]. Did an expedition to Surinam and was the first to research the metamorphosis of caterpillars into butterflies in great detail. Also showed artistic talent by drawing her objects of study. Was portrayed on the [[TheBerlinRepublic '90s-version]] of the 500 Deutsche Mark banknote.
* Alexander von Humboldt (1769 -1859) -- Naturalist, famous for his scientific expeditions, mainly to [[UsefulNotes/LatinAmerica South America]]. He's the guy they named the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humboldt_Current Humboldt Current]] after. Like Goethe, he was quite [[OmnidisciplinaryScientist omnidisciplinary]].
* Carl Friedrich Gauß (1777 - 1855) -- Nicknamed ''Prince of Mathematicians'', most famous for the ''Gaussian Distribution'' (also called ''Normal Distribution'' -- the one with the characteristic bell-shape).[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_topics_named_after_Carl_Friedrich_Gauss A lot of other mathematics-related stuff is named after him too.]] Was portrayed (with a picture of the graph of the distribution) on the [[TheBerlinRepublic '90s-version]] of the 10 Deutsche Mark banknote.
* Gregor Johann Mendel (1822 - 1884) -- Nicknamed ''Father of Genetics''. Scientist and Augustinian priest/monk. Famous for his incredibly long-winded and statistical study of the inheritance of certain traits of pea plants, leading to his discovery of the Mendelian Laws named after him, which established genetics as a science. A Silesian German, sometimes Austria or the Czech Republic (his abbey was in Brno) will claim him.
* David Hilbert (1862 - 1943) -- The heir apparent to the ''Prince of Mathematicians'' throne Gauß left vacant. Widely seen by the international mathematics community to be one of the most important mathematicians of the late 19th/early 20th centuries. Known for the Hilbert space, Hilbert's axioms, mathematical logic and many other nifty things.
* Max Planck (1858 - 1947) -- The father of quantum physics. Named after him are the ''Planck Constant'' and the ''Planck Units''. Also didn't like how the [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] treated Jewish physicists, and tried to help out Fritz Haber and others.
* Fritz Haber (1868 - 1934) -- Speaking of whom, Haber is a primary reason the 20th and 21st centuries have so many people and so many interesting ways to kill them: Haber discovered the revolutionary [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haber_process Haber process]] for synthesizing ammonia from nothing more than hydrogen (which can be obtained easily from natural gas and less easily, but still fairly cost-effectively, from the electrolysis of water) and atmospheric nitrogen (no prizes for guessing where that comes from). Ammonia can then be used to make nitrates and nitrites (ingredients in fertilizer) as well as nitric acid (a key ingredient in explosives, which is what Haber was mostly after), sparing countries the embarrassment of literally fighting wars over [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano bird poop]][[note]]e.g. see the WarOfThePacific, in which guano was a major resource desired by the Chileans, and the ChinchaIslandsWar, fought over the same resource[[/note]] to make these vital products. He also did serious research into the military applications of chemistry, particularly during UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne, leading to the unfortunate nickname ''Father of Chemical Warfare'' (although in fairness, he also helped develop the gas mask). A patriotic German decorated by the Kaiser, he was (being Jewish--although he converted to Lutheranism in his 20s and spent most of his life running away from his Jewish roots) nevertheless run out of Germany when the Nazis took over (leaving with Planck's help), and died in 1934 in Switzerland--on his way assume the directorship of a ''Jewish'' research institute in Palestine--never living to see Zyklon-B (a product of his laboratory underlings) [[{{Irony}} be used to kill thousands of Jews]], including most of his extended family. WebVideo/SciShow [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdEE5uvFhOM&list=ECC31B0C382F9585D6&index=8 encapsulates everything in 9 minutes]].
* Otto Hahn (1879 - 1968) -- Discovered nuclear fission, together with Lise Meitner and Fritz Straßmann, and later became a [[MustMakeAmends vigorous opponent]] of [[NiceJobBreakingItHero nuclear weapons]]. He later caught a lot of flack for claiming more of the discovery than some said was his due; he got a particularly bad reputation with the Jewish community, as (unlike Straßmann), he did little to protect Jewish scientists (including Meitner) when the Nazis went after them (Straßmann, for the record, is considered among the Righteous Among the Nations, so Jews, feel free to say, "Screw Otto Hahn").
* AlbertEinstein (1879 - 1955) -- Did have a cool [[EinsteinHair hair style]]. His ''Theory of Relativity'' revolutionized physics. Had to flee from the [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] because he was a Jew. The Nazis even denounced modern physics as "Jewish physics" and tried to replace it with their own "Aryan physics". Needless to say, this approach didn't lead anywhere.
* Alfred Wegener (1880 - 1930) -- Developed the theory of ''Continental Drift''. Sadly, Wegener's theory [[CassandraTruth wasn't widely accepted]] until after his death (during an expedition to Greenland, by the way).
* Werner Heisenberg (1901 - 1976) -- Quantum physicist. Because he was a proponent of Einsteinian physics (Why did the Nazis consider that bad? ''See above!''), some [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] considered him a "white Jew". Nevertheless, he stayed in Germany, where he had to research nuclear physics and was the leading scientist in the Nazi atomic bomb program. How close he really came to discovering the principles of a working atomic bomb is often debated, although it is generally agreed that he did not come really close. His ''Uncertainty Principle'' has become [[http://dresdencodak.com/2005/06/14/lil-werner/ a stock element of nerd humour]], right up there next to [[SchrodingersCat Schrödinger's Cat]]. Also, the [[Franchise/StarTrek Heisenberg compensator]] is named after him.


[[folder: [[Germanic Efficiency Engineers ]]
* JohannesGutenberg, born as Johannes Gensfleisch (1398 - 1468) -- Invented movable type printing[[note]]Or rather re-invented: it had been known in East Asia for centuries, but was rendered utterly useless by the nature of East Asian writing. A typical printer needs to keep anywhere from half a dozen to dozens of copies of each character in order to print. This is difficult enough with the Latin alphabet's 26 letters; imagine that with the 3,000+ characters of Chinese, or the ~1,000 Japanese Kanji. (Hangul doesn't count, as it was invented four years ''after'' Gutenberg's press).[[/note]] and the mechanical printing press. From now on, mass-production of books and other writings was possible.
* Philipp Reis (1834 - 1874) -- Inventor of the telephone! Well, actually, the answer to the question "Who ''exactly'' invented the telephone?" is [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invention_of_the_telephone a bit complicated]]. Reiss' device was the first to be actually called ''Telephon''.
* Ferdinand, Graf von Zeppelin (1838 - 1917) -- [[TheVonTropeFamily An actual count]] (which is what ''Graf'' means) who invented the type of [[CoolAirship airship]] named after him. Although the popularity of airships did considerably shrink [[{{Hindenburg}} for some reason]], the company founded by Graf von Zeppelin (after decades of producing airship-unrelated stuff) [[ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld has started to construct new Zeppelins since the 1990s]].
* Karl Benz (1844 - 1929) -- Added a combustion engine to a carriage and thus invented the car as it is known today, (or at least was the first to patent this contraption). The ''Daimler-Benz'' company (Gottlieb Daimler being another German automobile pioneer, and one of the competitors regarding the "Who exactly invented the car?"-issue) as well as the trademark ''Mercedes Benz'' bear his name.
* Willy Messerschmitt (1898 - 1978) -- [[NazisWithGnarlyWeapons Built airplanes for the Nazis.]] The fact that his planes (along with Ferdinand Porsche's ground vehicles) were (''in their time!'') considered high-tech, probably gave rise to [[StupidJetpackHitler this trope]]. After the war, Messerschmitt was in prison for two years (put on trial for using slave labour and convicted as "fellow traveller"). After his release it was not allowed to produce airplanes, so instead his company produced sewing machines, pressing irons, prefabricated buildings -- and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messerschmitt_KR200 little cars that looked like airplane cockpits]]! He did eventually get back into airplane business and his firm was building F-4 Phantoms for the reborn Luftwaffe by the time he died.
* Konrad Zuse (1910 - 1995) -- Inventor of the computer! Well, actually, the answer to the question "Who ''exactly'' invented the computer?" is a bit complicated, but Zuse's [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z3_(computer) Z3]] is a serious competitor for the title ''World's First Computer''. The original Z3 was [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo destroyed during an Allied air raid]], but a fully functioning replica was built in the 1960's for the ''Deutsches Museum'', by a company founded by Zuse himself after the war. And it is definitely true that his computers used the [[BinaryBitsAndBytes binary system]], the floating point system and the clear seperation of RAM and hard disk before American computers did.
* Wernher "[[Music/TomLehrer Not My Department]]" von Braun (1912 -- 1977) -- Rocket pioneer who is very controversial due to his cooperating with the [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] and even entering the NSDAP (the Nazi Party) and the SS. His lifelong dream was human space exploration, and apparently was of the opinion that [[ForScience the end justifies the means]]. The result was that instead of transporting people into space, his rockets were used to bombard UsefulNotes/{{London}}. More people died building the V-2 rockets than were killed by them as weapons. After [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII the war]], he and other scientists were brought to the United States and became a key figure in its space program (as part of Operation Paperclip, in which America sought to [[UsefulNotes/ColdWar get as many Nazi scientists as they could before the Soviets did]]). The "[[NoNameGiven Program Head]]" in the film ''Film/TheRightStuff'' is based loosely on him, as is Film/DrStrangelove.