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->''"What?\\
What?\\
WHAT?\\
It's a living."''
-->-- '''Training Dummy''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

Basically, when someone says or does something outlandish or offensive for whatever reason, only to realize that everyone is staring at him, while he evidently didn't think whatever he said was that odd.

Could be because he just said the dumbest thing anyone has ever heard in their lives, because it was ''[[DudeNotFunny horrifically]]'' offensive, or maybe even because he just spouted an unexpectedly [[DumbassHasAPoint inspired bit of brilliance]] and doesn't realize it yet.

Related to BigWhat and FlatWhat. Can be used to {{lampshade|Hanging}} an OutOfCharacterMoment. Often overlaps with FunnyBackgroundEvent.
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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* This is Chiri's reaction in ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'' when the rest of the class reacts to her treating "juicing her sister" as something completely natural.
* In ''Manga/TheRoseOfVersailles'', Girodelle is discussing with Oscar about his proposal to her when he notices how Oscar is venting her nervousness:
-->'''Girodelle:''' Are you eating rose petals?\\
'''Oscar:''' What?! Is it forbidden?!
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* During Marvel's ''ComicBook/{{Civil War|2006}}'' event, [[Characters/MarvelComicsFrankCastle the Punisher]] of all people winds up in [[Characters/MarvelComicsSteveRogers Captain America]]'s anti-registration camp. When two minor super-villains show up and offer their support, Cap is on the verge of accepting, when the Punisher guns them both down. One panel of shocked looks from all the anti-reg heroes, followed by a panel of Castle looking at them, still-smoking guns in his hands, and asking "What?" Cap proceeds to beat the stuffing out of him.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* In ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' Episode 36, Gohan does this when Piccolo glares at him after Dr. Gero berates Android 19 for using "dodge" as a complicated subroutine. It ties into the RunningGag that Gohan has never learned to dodge attacks, and that's why Piccolo has to frequently save his bacon.
-->'''Dr. Gero:''' WHY IS DODGING A SUBROUTINE?! IT'S NOT THAT COMPLEX!!\\
''[Piccolo glares back at Gohan]''\\
'''Gohan:''' What? ...''What?!''
* ''Fanfic/DungeonKeeperAmi'': [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/dungeon-keeper-ami-sailor-moon-dungeon-keeper-story-only-thread.30066/post-6355680 When]] Ami's minions don't believe that she's only a magical human instead of some demonic being, she says "What?" while being defensive:
-->Ami's eyebrows shot up as everyone kept staring at her with bated breath. "What?" she asked into the silence, crossing her arms in front of her chest defensively.
* In one story of ''Fanfic/FacingTheFutureSeries'', when Danny gets an idea on how to [[spoiler:[[ItsALongStory rescue Danielle from the Guys In White]]]], he stares at Jack, who lets out one of these. Turns out, Danny meant to use Jack's earlier failed experiments to StormTheCastle.
* ''Webcomic/NaruHinaChronicles'':
** After Sasuke accidentally convinces Naruto to join the ANBU, Sakura frowns at her boyfriend and says "Oh... Way to convince him, Sasuke!" He replies with this trope.
** This is Tenten's reaction when both Hinata and [[spoiler:Kushina]] give her a skeptical look after she tried to explain her panicking reaction to meeting [[spoiler:the temporarily resurrected Kushina]].
* ''Fanfic/AStudyInSituations'': In one drabble, Holmes nearly gets run over saving a child. When Watson glares at him, not appreciating the scare, he asks "What?" and questions Watson's sense of adventure.
* ''Fanfic/UniverseFalls'': In "The Dinner Shack", this is Stan's reaction to the look he gets from the kids after an argument over the phone with Connie's mother.
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''Franchise/{{Shrek}}'':
** At the start of [[WesternAnimation/Shrek1 the first movie]], The Big Bad Wolf says this when he is caught sleeping in the title character's bed.
** And [[CallBack again]] in [[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 the second movie]] when Prince Charming finds him in Fiona's bed.
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsLegendOfEverfree'': After Pinkie Pie tosses a box of nails and everybody else panics, she lets out a defensive "What?" before realizing that they expected it to explode [[HavingABlast because of her newfound superpower]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'', Mei says this in an AsideComment when we witness Ming evidently playing with Mei's Toys/{{Tamagotchi}}.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* When [[BigBad Gideon]] [[KickTheDog kicks Ramona down a flight of stairs]] in the climax of ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld'', Scott and Knives give him an appalled look and he responds with this. Then they beat him to a pulp.
* In the first ''Film/MenInBlack'', K snaps off a defensive "''What?''" when J gets mad at him for being too trigger-happy with the [[LaserGuidedAmnesia neuralyser]].
* Rizzo lets these out on two occasions in ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol'', both times when he forgets something that would have been extremely helpful just a little earlier.
* In ''Film/UndercoverBrother'', shortly after the heroes have seen the black army general's newly-released commercial for [[BlandNameProduct General's Fried Chicken]],[[note]]for context, the general was originally supposed to announce his bid for the presidency after being released from his military service, but threw the heroes a curve-ball when he instead announced he was going to open a new chain of fried-chicken restaurants. Turns out, he was being brainwashed by The Man as part of the evil organization's plot to keep the black race down.[[/note]] the BROTHERHOOD's token white member, Lance, walks past with a bucket of fried chicken from the new restaurant while humming the theme song from the commercial. Cue everyone staring at him and him responding with this trope.
--> '''Lance:''' "General's Fried Chicken, it's butt-kickin', General's Fried..." ''[sees the others staring]'' What? It's catchy!
* In ''Film/JurassicWorld'', after Owen and Claire had talked about their failed first date, Claire asks him who would wear broad shorts on a date. Owen gets rather defensive about it.
-->'''Owen:''' It's Central America! It's hot!
* Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse:
** Darcy Lewis does this after zapping Film/{{Thor}} with her tazer -- with Jane Foster and Erik Selvig staring at her in horror:
--->'''Darcy:''' What?! He was freaking me out!
** In ''Film/AvengersEndgame'', Bruce Banner experiments time travel with Ant-Man as the guinea pig. After a series of hilarious mishaps which make it clear that the experiment was a failure, Bruce elatedly declares out loud "Time travel!", to which Captain America simply shakes his head and leaves.
--->'''Bruce:''' ...What? I-I see this as an absolute win.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In ''Literature/MonstrousRegiment'', Jackrum gets defensive after laying out the bouncer in the camp [[TheOldestProfession seamstresses']] tent.
-->'''Jackrum:''' What? What! He was coming in here with his club!\\
'''Polly:''' ''[knowingly]'' And why was he doing that, Sarge?\\
'''Jackrum:''' ''[approvingly]'' Oh, you-- all right, I'd just given Madame the old "quietus"...
* In ''Literature/{{Oathbringer}}'': The characters find the body of the recently murdered [[spoiler: Sadeas]]. Despite his ChronicBackstabbingDisorder, ''most'' of the characters are still disturbed that they were murdered, but Palona has no such reservations:
-->'''Palona:''' Well! I guess that's one problem solved!\\
''[everyone stares]''\\
'''Palona:''' What? Don't tell me you weren't all thinking it.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/BabylonFive'': When the station [[ItMakesSenseInContext fails to explode or disappear.]]
-->'''Ivanova:''' No boom ''today''. Boom tomorrow. There's always a Boom tomorrow.\\
''[{{beat}}, as Sinclair and Garibaldi wordlessly walk away]''\\
'''Ivanova:''' What? Look, somebody's gotta have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later. '''BOOM!'''
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** In one case, used to lampshade that [[TheFool Xander]] was the one to know some key bit of information.
--->'''Xander:''' What, I can't have information sometimes?\\
'''Giles:''' It's just somewhat unprecedented.
** Cordelia got to use it too.
--->'''Cordelia:''' I'm looking forward to the [=SATs=]. I do well on standardized tests. ...What, I can't have layers?
%%* Norm Peterson did this at least once on ''Series/{{Cheers}}''.
* In one episode of ''Series/DrakeAndJosh'', after Josh misses his chemistry exam because of Drake, he points at Drake, only for Drake to play innocent and give this response, [[RageBreakingPoint which Josh does not take very well]].
* [[{{Jerkass}} Ken Titus]] tends to do these on ''Series/{{Titus}}'', usually in response to someone's reacting to [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood something he'd done to Christopher]].
* In ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' season 12, Crowley gets one when he offers the Winchesters assistance: "What? I help."
* ''Series/OddSquad'':
** In "Oscar and the Oscarbots", [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Olive]] comments that Oscarbot 24 might be at Club 24, a nightclub located downtown. When Oscar and Otto look at her suspiciously, this is her response:
---> '''Olive:''' What? I have a life outside of work!
** In "Bad Lemonade", when Odd Todd offers Olive and Otto a free sample of his lemonade, Olive smugly tells him that they wouldn't drink a single thing made by him. Of course, as usual, her smug attitude backfires on her, as she forgets about her BigEater of a partner, who has a cup of the lemonade in his hand.
---> '''Otto:''' What? It's free.
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[[folder:Music]]
* Music/AliceCooper delivers one at the end of "Skeletons in my Closet" on the album ''Dada''.
* Music/ThreeDaysGrace has a song titled "So What," about the narrator [[IAmWhatIAm accepting his flaws]] and rebuffing people who criticize him.
-->So what if I'm crazier than crazy?\\
So what if I'm sicker than sick?\\
So what if I'm out of control?\\
Maybe that's what I like about it\\
So what?
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[[folder:Radio]]
* ''Radio/TheNewsQuiz'':
** A frequent response by panelists when the audience judges a joke as too soon.
** Notoriously sports-averse Sandi Toksvig does this to the audience in the 2011 ''News Quiz {{Panto}}'' when, for plot-convenient reasons, she just happens to know about England cricketer Graham Onions.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans'': This happens when Cryptosporidium fails a mission and is called out on it by his superiors.
-->'''Orthopox:''' Crypto!\\
'''Crypto:''' ''[exasperated]'' What?!?
* An unlockable cutscene in ''[[VideoGame/JakAndDaxter Jak X: Combat Racing]]'' shows Daxter and Tess drinking coffee, with Daxter turning to the audience and asking them "what". This was an intentional TakeThat to the "Hot Coffee" [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]] scandal.
* ''VideoGame/LEGOLegendsOfChimaOnline'': In the "A World of Adventure Awaits You" trailer, Longtooth runs up to another Lion taking notes on soldiers being deployed and tells him they need to send Laval some backup, only for the notetaker Lion to tell him they just sent the last of the troops elsewhere. After Longtooth lets out a BigWhat at the news, the notetaker Lion echoes him with an indignant-sounding "What?", as he's just doing his job.
* ''VideoGame/MarioParty3'': This is Daisy's excuse for laying the Bitchslap from Hell on Bowser.
-->'''Daisy''': What? He was in my way...
* ''Franchise/MassEffect'''s Kaidan, when having his infamous CovertPervert moment. "It does sound like something that you'd find on an extranet fetish site. ''[beat]'' ...''what''?"
* ''VideoGame/SaintsRow1'' has Troy lighting his signature cigarette off a recently [[KillItWithFire killed-with]][[BuffySpeak -fire]] enemy's corpse. Made hilarious by the horrified reaction of his teammate.
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'':
** In the ''Meet the Spy'' video, the BLU Soldier delivers one of these after shooting [[spoiler:the BLU Spy]].
--->'''Soldier:''' What? It was obvious, he's the RED Spy! [[spoiler: (He isn't.)]]
** And in "Expiration Date", when the team thought they had teleportitis cancer, and then [[MoodWhiplash Demoman suddenly teleports in with a crate of beer]]:
--->'''Demoman:''' WOOOOOOOOO! Woo!... ''[sees his team-mates expressions]'' What?
* The FinalBoss of ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'''s Genocide path pulls a NonchalantDodge on you, becoming the first enemy in the game to even ''try'' avoiding your attacks.
-->'''[[spoiler:Sans:]]''' What? You think I'm just gonna stand there and take it?
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebAnimation/{{ENA}}'': At the end of "Power of Potluck", ENA is utterly baffled by a puppet-snake-dinosaur thing opening its mouth to reveal a crying man inside of it, which Moony defends by saying "What?". [[RandomEventsPlot Then she stuffs the man into the square hole in the side of her face]]. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext It's that kind of series]].
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "the movies", when Strong Bad calls the King of Town out on sneaking "all-you-can-eat fajitas" into the movie theater, the King replies "What? [[BlatantLies This was all in my box of Milk Duds]]!"
* ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'': In [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlueTheShisnoTrilogy season 15]], when the Reds and Blues are explaining what they've been up to since Chorus:
-->'''Tucker:''' Sarge wasn't the ''only'' one having a hard time adjusting to inaction.\\
''[Everyone looks at Carolina]''\\
'''Carolina:''' What?!
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'':
** Tedd frequently finds the need to use these. [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-23 Here]] and [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2008-04-25 here]] are good examples.
** Catalina Bobcat gets one [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-01-07 here]], oddly enough Susan seems to be a cause of these.
* Black Mage in ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' does this a lot, whenever he's caught doing something awful.
* As does Fuzzy in ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy''. Probably goes with HeroicComedicSociopath territory.
* Belkar Bitterleaf from ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' also does this quite a bit, especially when caught doing or saying something entirely in-character for him, like murdering an innocent gnome for his pack mule. Definitively a HeroicComedicSociopath trait.
-->'''Belkar:''' We have a goal?\\
'''Roy:''' Sure. Why did you think we were here?\\
'''Belkar:''' Well, I just figured we'd wander around, kill some sentient creatures [[FantasticRacism because they had green skin and fangs and we don't]], and then [[KleptomaniacHero take their stuff]]. ''[everyone else in the party glares at him]'' What?
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'':
** Pulled by Klaus Wulfenbach (who is definitely ''not'' a HeroicComedicSociopath), of all people, [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080523 as he's "walking" away from his hospital bed in a medical transport clank]].
** When Dimo realizes that the self-powered coach they are using is being cannibalized by Agatha for her latest invention, just as they're trying to escape Parisian clanks, Agatha's sole response to his glare is a dismissive "What?" Then again, she's in {{the Madness Place}}, so it shouldn't be too surprising.
* A RunningGag in ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' consists of a character giving the villain of the arc a look -- with or without an actually-vocalized question -- after learning something that goes contrary to what they were told by said villain, only for them to say: "What? [[CardCarryingVillain I'm evil]], ILied" ''word-for-word''.
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[[folder:Web Video]]
* [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] does this during his review of Ultima VII, after recruiting a nine-year-old orphan and giving him a shotgun.
-->'''Spoony:''' What? I'm the goddamn Avatar, I'm supervising him!
** Also occurs in ''WebVideo/CounterMonkey'', when recounting Zeus finding his daughter Athena in bed with one of Spoony's characters. This response results in him being thrown off Olympus.
--->'''Spoony:''' ''What?'' She came on to ''me!''
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
** In the premiere episode, this is Pinkie Pie's reply to the others' stares after she eats a cupcake smothered in [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce hot sauce.]]
** Rarity also does this in the episode "Lesson Zero", after the third time she dramatically declares "the worst possible thing".
--->'''Rarity:''' What? I really mean it this time!
** In the season 4 episode "Three's a Crowd", when [[spoiler:Discord]] asks for a fainting couch, everyone turns to Rarity.
--->'''Rarity:''' ...What?
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'', when Phantom Limb tranquilizes Brock for insulting Dr. Girlfriend.
-->'''Phantom Limb:''' What? I'm a supervillain.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ninjago}}'': In "The Last Voyage", when Lloyd looks at Cole when he's [[DiegeticSoundtrackUsage whistling the theme tune]], Cole responds "What? It's catchy."
* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' lists the top ten things co-headwriter Doug Goldstein could have done with the $12,000 he blew on his timeshare. One example is putting a dollar in 12,000 g-strings. When he is seen doing just that with a male dancer, he gives a defensive what before explaining he ran out of chicks.
* On ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Peter doesn't know where he'll get $50,000 he needs to keep the bank from taking his house. Quagmire offers a suggestion.
-->'''Quagmire:''' Well, you could whore yourself out to 1,000 fat chicks for $50 apiece. Or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000! What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love, too. But they got to pay.
* [[TheDon Fat Tony]] of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', on being caught [[ImplausibleDeniability battering the mayor unconscious with a baseball bat]]: "What? What did I do?"
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': RobotBuddy Bender compliments Fry on his metaphorically robotic heart, and then compares it to his own ''physical'' human heart, to the dismay of the rest of the crew. He has to ask the question twice.
** Again in "Zapp Dingbat":
--->'''Leela:''' No, no, listen. It's time to get on with your life.\\
'''Morris:''' But she ''was'' my life.\\
'''Bender:''' [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Awwww]]. ''(everyone looks at him)'' ...What?
* In ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'', evil senator Tal Merrick openly declares he's going to blow up a starship, killing countless people, knowing that [[ActualPacifist Satine]] and [[MartialPacifist Kenobi]] cannot kill him due to their "pathetic ideals." [[DynamicEntry Cue]] a lightsaber [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice exiting his chest]] courtesy of Anakin, who doesn't [[PragmaticHero share their reservations]]. Obi-Wan shoots him an [[WhatTheHellHero accusatory look]] for this, only for Skywalker to point out he just [[IDidWhatIHadToDo saved everyone on-board]].
-->'''Anakin:''' What? He was gonna blow up the ship.
* ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'': "What did I do?" is one of Eustace's catchphrases, usually after receiving a [[RollingPinOfDoom rolling pin to the head]] by Muriel.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' episode "Legend of the Gobblewonker", Grunkle Stan has this reaction when [[MomentKiller an ill-timed joke]] about the AwfulWeddedLife falls flat.
* At the end of the ''WesternAnimation/TwoStupidDogs'' episode "Love Doctors", Big Dog says "What?" in response to Little Dog yelling at him for burying Kenny Fowler.
* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'': In "It Could've Been Great", Peridot gushes about what Homeworld's colonization of Earth could have been like and blames Rose Quartz's rebellion for the Cluster being planted within the planet to destroy it. The Crystal Gems are ''not'' happy at these insults to their leader and, following a near-violent confrontation, Peridot wonders what the big deal is.
-->'''Peridot:''' What did I say? I'm just stating a fact. The Rebellion didn't really ''save'' Earth, it just delayed the inevitable.\\
'''Steven:''' ''[sigh]'' That's not the way ''they'' see it. They've spent thousand of years trying to protect the Earth. I thought maybe, you finally understood why.
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