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When you must make a difficult choice, what better way to resolve things than by writing a list of the options, then tacking it to the wall and throwing darts at it (perhaps while blindfolded)? Sometimes this can indicate that the character doesn't care much about the outcome of the choice, which might be something quite trivial. Variations include:

* The darts missing the list entirely and the character making that decision based on whatever (or whoever) gets hit instead. HilarityEnsues.
* The darts hitting only the empty wall, forcing the character to find another means of decision-making.
* A world leader or war strategist throwing darts at a map/globe to decide which country to invade or bomb; or more benignly, someone making travel decisions by sticking a dart or pin at random into the map.
* The outcome is revealed, the thrower takes the dart and puts it in the area he wanted to hit in the first place (betraying a preferred outcome) or throws it again ("anywhere but there").
** The dart-throwing character ''combines'' the two results. HilarityEnsues.

See also DartboardOfHate for a more focused use of dart-throwing. Compare HeadsTailsEdge. Contrast QuickDrawDecision.

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* In commercials for a now-defunct electronics store, this was shown as the way the owner chose a new location.
* There used to be a TV commercial for the French National Lottery where an elderly couple, having won the lottery, threw darts at a world map to choose their next destination. The husband's resigned answer when his wife complained after hitting Australia for the third time, "C'est l'jeu, ma pauvre Lucette!" ("That's the game, my poor Lucette!"), had undergone MemeticMutation of sorts.
* They don't use darts, but there's a series of ads in Canada in which investors make their decisions with the help of randomizing factors like roulette wheels and newspaper horoscopes.
** The tag being "Wouldn't it be nice if the world actually worked like this?"
* One of the old commercials for Bartles & Jaymes Premium Wine Cooler showed [[ThoseTwoGuys Frank and Ed]] selecting a new flavor with a spinning dartboard.
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In the ''Manga/DeathNote'' manga, this was one of the ways suggested by the Yotsuba group to make their Kira's killings more random.
* The characters of ''YamiNoMatsuei'' use this method to choose their vacation destination. Apparently this has led them to spend past holidays on deserted islands or in the middle of the ocean.
* In ''MinamiKe'', Kana decides what to do on the summer vacation. She and Chiaki end up fighting over what activity should be in what field, and what size they should be.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In the German ''{{Lindenstrasse}}'' comic of the TV series, the authors are shown doing this. "What should we do for the next episode?" - "What about [[RapeAsDrama rape]]?" - "Victim or perp first?" - "Victim!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'', there's a story where Huey, Dewey and Louie and Doofus were trying to decide which Junior Woodchuck merit badge they'd try to earn. They agreed to have Doofus throw a dart to decide. He missed the badge list.
* {{Goofy}} once won a trip and was allowed to choose where to go. He employed this method to decide.
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[[folder: Fan Works]]
* Or dice, in the case of the gamer Jeft in ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached''. He rolls percentile dice to determine whether they should make George get the Tribune ring, and mentions that he rolls dice a lot to make decisions. Varx thinks this is strange.
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[[folder:Film]]
* In the 1967 ''Film/DoctorDolittle'' movie, this is how they decided to visit the floating island.
* In ''Blankman'', a sleazy tabloid news programme producer uses this method on deciding that evening's stories: "The Vice President..." [dart] "... and an alien..." [dart] "... have gay oral sex!"
* One character in ''OfficeSpace'' has a terrible idea for a variation on this which he calls "Leap to Conclusions", where instead of a dart board it is just a big mat on the floor with different "conclusions" written all over it. The idea is to just "leap" onto the mat when one needs to make a decision and follow whatever conclusion one lands on. Everyone he describes it to thinks it's a terrible idea, but apparently it is his lifelong dream to make it a real product [[spoiler:which he does after getting a fat settlement check for an auto-accident]].
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In the novel ''Anne of the Island'', Philippa is notoriously indecisive. She must decide on a hat to wear to the park by putting both on a chair, closing her eyes, and jabbing randomly with a hat pin. She's depressed that she can't use a similar method to decide which of her two "main" suitors ("the rest are either too young or too poor") to marry.
* There's a variant in one of the stories in Creator/CliveBarker's ''Books of Blood.'' The heroine stumbles across the secret location of the group of geniuses who secretly run the world. (Without the advice of these superior intellects, world leaders are helpless - we see one of them [[CrowningMomentOfFunny gnawing on his own wig]] at the prospect of actually having to make his ''own'' decisions for a change.) And how do the wise masters of the Earth decide the destiny of the human race? Well, for the first few years they debated and debated, but never seemed to reach any conclusion... so nowadays they mostly decide the outcome of wars and the fate of nations by [[spoiler: holding frog races.]]
* Literature/DoctorDolittle chose most (maybe all) of his destinations by spinning a globe or opening an atlas to a random page and stabbing with a pencil. Once he managed to hit a celestial body, and that's why there's a novel called ''Doctor Dolittle in the Moon''.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''HaveIGotNewsForYou'' has used several variants of an opening animation where UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush throws darts at a map of the Middle East. Version one: The dart landed on "Iraqistan" (later "Saudi Iraqia"), accompanied by a mushroom cloud. Version two: It lands on France. Version three: Instead of a map, the dartboard has four options: Boom, Bust, Bailout and Burger.
* In ''Series/{{Porridge}}'', Fletcher mentions that in his previous prison they used to run roulette by bribing a warden to turn a blind eye, blindfolding the "croupier" and spinning him around when he threw a dart at a dartboard covered with a list of numbers. Until the spinning is a little too vigorous and the warden "turned a blind eye to everything after that."
* In an episode of ''Series/StepByStep'', it is revealed that the people who do Career Aptitude tests decide the results by putting chewed gum on a ruler and flinging it at a board covered with various job titles.
* In a episode of ''Series/{{Profiler}}'', the team finds the recurring Serial Killer's lair and finds a page from a telephone book needled to the wall with a bunch of holes in it. They soon figure out that the VictimOfTheWeek turns up on the page and is the only one that was struck twice.
* The French bureaucrats in ''Clochmerle'' use a dartboard as their main decision-making tool.
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[[folder:Radio]]
* In ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey'' this was how the producers of ''America Sings'' were going to decide which small town was going to feature on the show. The first time the boss misses and hits the man who's in the room with him (the boss had his eyes shut at the time). He hits Odyssey the second time though.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''QuestForGloryII: Trial By Fire'', the royal astrologer is sitting in a room full of various divining equipment. One is a dart-board with two halves: "Yes" and "No".
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* In Book 3 of ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', the Tagon Toughs need to hide from the bosses that just tried to blow them up and decide to do so in an uninhabited system somewhere in the galaxy. They opt to pick the location by [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-05-26 hanging a galactic survey map on one wall of the gym and throwing a dart at it.]] The hole from next throw is 50 light-years across at the scale of the map.
-->'''Tagon:''' Hah! Bullseye!\\
'''Jevee Ceeta:''' That's the Galactic Core, Tagon. We don't want to go there.
* In the ''Webcomic/FreeSpirit'' comic "Wish Gone Amiss", the casting directors of a sitcom Gene auditions for use darts and photographs to pick an actor, as opposed to judging each candidate individually. Winnie uses her magic to make the dart hit a picture of Gene.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'' the Milton ferrets apparently came up with "Theme Park World" in [[http://www.housepetscomic.com/2010/08/04/your-funventure-safariventure-adventure/ such a manner]].
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* In the [[http://www.palinaspresident.us/ Palin as President]] Web interactive, this method is used to select the [[UnfortunateNames name]] of SarahPalin's next child.
* {{Seanbaby}} theorized that this was the method Capcom used to design enemies in the NES game ''Yo, Noid!''
* WebVideo/PawDugan does this to pick his next [[MusicalEpisode Musical review]].
* ''d20monkey'' [[http://www.d20monkey.com/2011/09/26/pick-a-winner/ theory of game design]] (the author ''also'' constantly insists that the results get better and better).
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' had a variation where a chicken would have its head cut off and its body would flop around until landing on a particular portion of a large dartboard-like setup on the floor. This was used to determine the value of things on Wall Street.
* One episode of ''RobotChicken'' showed the ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|Reimagined}}'' creator using this method to determine [[TomatoInTheMirror who would turn out to be a Cylon next]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'': Timmy Turner tried to use one to decide which part-time job he should seek. He hit the ball boy of a basketball team, which forced said ball boy to leave the job, allowing Timmy to take it.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheMask'' has an episode where Pretorius abducted the Mayor and was using his identity while running for Mayor. When one of the thugs answered a phone call from a person asking for the Mayor's position regarding a certain point, he used a decision dart to pick an answer.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Using a sword for a dart, Sideshow Bob tried to pick a place to start a new life in "The Italian Bob". Not liking the randomly chosen places, the eventually decided to move to Tuscanny.
* In one ''WesternAnimation/{{Underdog}}'' cartoon, the King of the Saucer Men did this to find a planet with a good pastry chef. After the first two attempts landed on planets with ''horrible'' chefs, he wised up; his third one landed on Earth, and he decided to check the place out first this time and find someone there who was good. (Unfortunately, the one he pinpointed was Underdog's girlfriend, Sweet Polly Purebread.)
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Some restaurants and similar establishments let indecisive people throw a dart to choose what food to get.
* There are people who make all their important decisions in this manner. Either they go with the result they get, in which case it obviously didn't matter much to them, or they override it, having realised which option they preferred all along.
* There's a popular theory in some areas that this is how weather forecasters decide what to predict.
* Many economists believe that [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efficient-market_hypothesis the market is smarter than you are]], so a random strategy (or at least a "buy all the biggest stocks" strategy) will save you wasting time on a lot of research and calculations that won't actually pay off. It's the basis of those "index" funds you may have seen advertised[[note]]Index funds usually work along the lines of "buy all the stocks in the index". So if the index chosen is the Dow Jones, the fund performs exactly as well as the Dow Jones Industrial Average does. There are other indices (NASDAQ, S&P 500, etc) that can be used instead.[[/note]] It's also the basis of a Dilbert cartoon where Dogbert was selling a fund whose investment decisions were taken by a group that was expected to outperform traditional stock analysts: [[TakeThat a bunch of monkeys with a dartboard.]]
** John Stossel once illustrated that point ''literally'' on ''20/20'' by throwing darts on a big list of stocks and then purchasing the hits and shows how they do.
** One problem with using any kind of actual research to make decisions on when to buy or sell stock (as opposed to this method) is that nearly the only people who know enough about the company's status and plans to make good decisions can't legally act on them most of the time, because of laws forbidding insider trading. It's also true that one of the flags the SEC looks for to investigate insider trading is someone making a lot of money quickly, but another flag is someone ''losing'' a lot of money quickly: even insider trading is not a sure thing.
** The Guardian pitted 3 investment professions against a group of students and a cat batting around his favourite toy for selecting and swapping stocks over a year. [[http://www.theguardian.com/money/2013/jan/13/investments-stock-picking The professionals did better than the students, but lost out to the kitty]].
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