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->'''Beadle Bamford:''' Your establishment is in Fleet Street, you say?
->'''Sweeney Todd:''' Yes sir.
->'''Beadle Bamford:''' Then, Mr. Todd, you will surely see me there before the week is out.
->'''Sweeney Todd:''' You are welcome, Beadle Bamford. [[DeadlyEuphemism And I guarantee to give you, without a penny's charge, the closest shave you will ever know.]]
-->-- ''Film/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet''

Until relatively recently, hairy pseudo-apes like you and I had two options when it came to dealing with unkempt hair; either you just hacked it short, or you took an AbsurdlySharpBlade and scraped your skin - possibly ''off.'' Thus evolved the barber's art; honing, stropping and wielding those wicked-looking straight razors to dispose of unseemly hair ''without'' getting blood all over a customer's shirt.

[[RealityIsUnrealistic Judging from movies]], this was only ''slightly'' less dangerous than doing it oneself. Every so often, that straight razor would end up [[SlashedThroat slicing the customer's throat]].

A milder version of this trope involves the customer getting a nonlethal cut, either by accident or intentionally on the barber's part.

See CutHimselfShaving and ThereWillBeToiletPaper.

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!!Examples of lethal Dangerously Close Shaves:

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[[folder: Advertising ]]

* This is implied in one commercial for Advertising/WilkinsCoffee, in which Wontkins asks Wilkins the frog, who is a barber, to give him a close shave. Wilkins asks Wontkins if he drinks the advertised coffee, and Wontkins says no.
-->'''Wilkins:''' My friend, this is going to be the closest shave you've ''ever'' had!

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[[folder: Anime and Manga ]]

* In ''Manga/{{Akumetsu}}'' chapter 27, one of Akumetsu's victims gets killed this way.

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[[folder: Film ]]

* In ''Film/EasternPromises'', a barber asks his nephew to shave a customer. Turns out it's code for slicing his throat open.
* In an [[http://www.raindance.co.uk/site/picture/upload/image/books/Sherlock_Holmes.pdf early draft]] of ''Film/SherlockHolmes'', Dredger (who wound up a silly French thug) was a razor-wielding psychopath who [[HoistByHisOwnPetard impaled himself on his own razor]] near the end. Holmes and Watson agree to never touch a razor again.
* ''Film/TheBigRedOne''. A woman working for LaResistance kills several German soldiers billeted in the madhouse by pretending to be one of the inmates, dancing among them in a red dress cutting their throats.
* A humorous scene early in the film adaption of ''Film/{{Scaramouche}}'', where Andre sends out his lawyer's barber and proceeds to interrogate the lawyer as to the identity of the man who pays his stipend. [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments By shaving him.]]
* In ''Murder By Contract'' (1958) Vince Edwards is a hired killer. He ambushes one victim by pretending to be a barber. The victim sits in the chair as Edwards strops the razor, then pulls down the shades and advances on the victim. The camera homes in on a rotating display with the message "You are next".

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[[folder: Literature ]]

* This is the focus of [[http://homepages.nyu.edu/~bjc235/lather.html "Lather and Nothing Else"]] by Hernando Tellez--the client is a general in a tyrannical regime, and the barber is secretly a rebel. The barber knows that if he kills the general, he'll be arrested and executed, but he's uncertain whether it would be worth it. [[spoiler:He decides to simply shave the general and send him on his way. The general tells him he's known to be a rebel, and this was an experiment to see if he was really willing to kill. "It's not easy to kill a man. Believe me, I know."]]
* The ballad ''Der rechte Barbier'' (The Right Barber) by Franco-German poet and naturalist Adelbert von Chamisso (1781-1838): A man calls for a barber, offering a high price for taking off his beard and shaving him, only if the barber nicks him and spills one drop of blood, he'll kill him. The master barber is too scared, tells the journeyman to do it; the journeyman is too scared, sends for the apprentice. The apprentice does it and does a fine job. The client says: "Well done, and you didn't tremble, even though I'd have killed you if you had spilled one drop of blood." - "Sir, that wasn't a problem. [[OhCrap I had you by the throat - if you had flinched and my knife had gone awry, I'd have cut your throat immediately]]."
* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''
** In the novel ''Discworld/FeetOfClay'', Samuel Vimes invokes this as an excuse to shave himself - he claims he's had too many people try to kill him to be comfortable with anyone holding a blade near his throat. The real reason is that, having [[RagsToRiches grown up in the gutter]], he resents [[BlueBlood the aristocracy]] and hates having servants wait on him.
** In ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'', Vimes reflects on the case of Sweeney Jones, the Barber of Gleam Street, who was cutting his customers' throats. Although, unlike his Roundword namesake, not on purpose.
** Invoked in ''Discworld/MonstrousRegiment'' two different ways:
*** When SweetPollyOliver Polly Perks is given the task of shaving Lieutenant Blouse -- under the impression that, as a chap, she has a rough idea what she's doing -- the Lieutenant asks her if she thinks she could kill a man. She stares at the razor in her hand, and says she thinks she probably could.
*** And when Sergeant Jackrum takes over, he discusses the current situation with the Lieutenant, and Polly wonders what might happen if the conversation doesn't go the way the Sergeant wants.
* In ''The Iron Hand of Mars'' Literature/MarcusDidiusFalco finds himself accompanied to Germania by Nero's former barber, whom he fears might actually be an assassin sent to kill him. We don't find out if he is, but the barber does quite handily cut the throat of a mook who tries ambushing them. When questioned on his throat-slitting ability, the barber quietly points out that someone in his occupation is often open to abuse - he's had to learn how to defend himself.
* This is in the backstory of Garrett (formerly "George the Fiend") from ''Literature/BetsyTheVampireQueen'' - he was an actor who was supposed to play Tarzan, but when the movie was canceled (in favor of ''GoneWithTheWind''), the producer took him to the barber for a haircut and shave. The producer was the vampire Nostro, and he had the barber slit Garrett's throat so he could drink.
* In Creator/RobertAHeinlein's novel ''Literature/GloryRoad'', Rufus is an accomplished barber with a straight razor but he can only do it while his "customer" is lying down. This is because he learned the skill while working as a mortician -- that is, shaving corpses. This phrase subsequently becomes a RunningGag between him and the protagonist, Oscar, as a DeadlyEuphemism for killing.
* In recognition of this trope, in ''TheMalloreon'' Belgarath criticized Kal Zakath for [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense allowing a barber to shave him when he lived in constant danger of assassination]].
* The original SweeneyTodd story was ''The String of Pearls'', published in the 1840s. In that version, Todd did in his customers by opening a trapdoor under the chair, and only employed this trope if the fall into the cellar didn't kill them outright.
* In both the novel and movie of ''TheColorPurple'', Celie is required to shave Mister. Before she does it the first time, he threatens to hurt her if she ever "accidentally" cut him. Given the way he treats her, she certainly had reason to consider performing this trope on him--in the movie, fed up after years of abuse, she is ''this'' close to slashing his throat before Shug stops her.
* In a DonCamillo story by Guareschi, Don Camillo provokes the murderer by getting shaved by him, essentially bringing over the message "You can kill me but you won't escape divine nemesis!".
* In ''Literature/{{Dodger}}'', Dodger goes to get a shave from SweeneyTodd. Although he survives the experience (and becomes a hero in the process), the peelers find a cellar full of the corpses of earlier customers who were not so lucky.

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[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' has a few:
** Creator/TerryGilliam's animation of a man lathering his entire face and then chopping his head off.
** The [[http://ibras.dk/montypython/episode09.htm#5 sketch about the reluctant homicidal barber]] who just wanted to be a lumberjack.
--> "CUT! CUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTBLOODSPURTARTERYMURDERHITCHCOCKPSYCHO DAMMIT!"
* Spoofed in ''Series/{{Danger 5}}'' with an assassin trying to murder someone with an electric razor.
* ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire'': Jimmy kills one of the D'Alessio brothers by slicing his throat while he's having a shave at the barber's.
* Averted in ''Series/GameOfThrones''. To demonstrate to his father that he has broken Theon Greyjoy completely, Ramsey Snow has Theon give him a close shave, while taunting his captive.

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[[folder: Music ]]

* This is the final horror forced on Kurt in Music/{{Nirvana}}'s "Floyd the Barber" from ''Music/{{Bleach}}'', a perverse ShoutOut[=/=]TakeThat to ''Series/TheAndyGriffithShow''.

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[[folder: Newspaper Comics ]]

* In ''ComicStrip/DickTracy'', Sam Catchem nearly has his throat slit while getting a shave from Empty's girlfriend Bonnie the Barber.

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[[folder: Short Film ]]

* Explicitly invoked, but averted (with tragic consequences for the scrupulous barber), in ''[[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3qf2z_le-barbier-ticky-holgado_shortfilms Le Barbier]]''.

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[[folder: Theatre ]]

* The quintessential embodiment of this trope is of course ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'', who murdered his customers and handed their bodies off to his partner Mrs. Lovett to be baked into meat pies. His ultimate goal being to kill [[spoiler: Judge Turpin who banished Todd on false charges, raped his wife in Todd's absence, and taken his daughter under his own wings. He ultimately succeeds in the end with this trope being the method. The current page's picture depicts this scene in the movie rendition of the story]].

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[[folder: Video Games ]]

* On DiscworldMUD, there is an NPC who is a ShoutOut to SweeneyTodd, and even warns you beforehand that he'll slit your throat when you get a shave from him. But hey, dying this way gets you an achievement and a percentage of another achievement ''and'' [[ImAHumanitarian creates pies that]] [[IAteWhat taste like you]].
* One of the playable personas in ''[[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'''s multiplayer is the Barber, a spy for the Templars who goes around cutting throats with a straight razor.
* In ''VideoGame/BrainDead13'', if Lance chooses the "shave" (which is rather odd, since he doesn't have any facial hair), Vivi will spray him with green shaving cream, and she will use this SinisterScythe to try and [[OffWithHisHead kill him in this dangerous way]], a la SweeneyTodd.

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[[folder: Web Original ]]

* Lumpy from ''HappyTreeFriends'' ups the ante by shaving ''himself'' while driving. This being ''HappyTreeFriends'', the results are messy.

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[[folder: Webcomics ]]

* Happens in [[http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF197-Automatic_Business.jpg this]] ''Comicstrip/PerryBibleFellowship'' comic involving an automatic barber.
* [[http://nedroid.com/2011/04/beartato-and-reginald-in-a-close-shave/ This]] Nedroid comic has Reginald doing it to himself.
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', Lord Selnikov [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110204 discusses this]] after becoming a disembodied [[LosingYourHead head in a jar]].
-->'''Lord Selnikov:''' Oh, now this is ''absurd!'' How am I supposed to ''shave?!''
-->'''Doctor Sun:''' ...You Lordship actually shaves himself?
-->'''Lord Selnikov:''' As if I'd trust anyone ''I'' know to put a razor to my throat!
-->'''Doctor Sun:''' mm. Technically? No longer a problem.

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode "That's Lobstertainment", the gang watch an old film starring Zoidberg's uncle Harold Zoid, in which he's a barber who accidentally chops off a customer's head while shaving him with his claws.
* The Creator/TexAvery short "The Car Of Tomorrow" has a gag about a car that shaves the driver, and what happens when the road is not smooth.
* Bart and Lisa plan a script for ''[[ShowWithinAshow Itchy & Scratchy]]'' from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' involving Itchy decapitating Scratchy with a straight razor although the idea gets scrapped as too cliché.

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[[folder: Real Life ]]

* One of the stories about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionysius_I_of_Syracuse Dionysius the Elder]] says that he was so afraid of that trope he ordered that his daughters train as barbers. Then he stopped trusting them as well and started burning the hair off.


!!Examples of nonlethal Dangerously Close Shaves:
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[[folder: Film ]]

* Al Capone in ''Film/TheUntouchables'' moved his head. Everyone in the room froze as they saw that the barber had cut him. [[PetTheDog Capone dismisses the unintentional injury.]]
* In ''MississippiBurning'', the FBI agent played by Gene Hackman intimidates a KKK member who was getting a shave by replacing the barber.
* Celie at least ''contemplates'' some very dangerous thoughts while holding a razor in her hand in preparation to shave Mister in ''TheColorPurple''. She gets interrupted out of her thoughts (and the razor snatched out of her hand) before she can do anything rash.
* Narrowly averted in the movie ''Film/ResurrectionMan'', where the cold-blooded psycho protagonist - who we've already seen viciously kill several people and beat countless others to a pulp - gives his disabled father a shave. From the looks on their faces and the building-up of dramatic tension, it ''really'' seems as though he's about to kill him. But he doesn't. It's still a massively eerie scene though.
* During the Baptism Scene of ''Film/TheGodfather'', it certainly ''looks'' like this is about to happen to someone, but it turns out that [[spoiler: The man getting a shave is a hitman for the Corleone family, and was getting a shave so he could sit and watch a door for his target without raising suspicion.]]

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[[folder: Literature ]]

* In "[[http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Man_from_Ironbark The Man from Ironbark]]", by Australian bush poet Creator/BanjoPaterson, a barber plays a trick of this trope on a country yokel. The barber makes the man ''think'' his throat is cut by heating up the ''back'' of a barber's blade and drawing it across newly-shaven skin. The feeling that is left is as if the throat is cut. This ... [[BerserkButton doesn't go well]].

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[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* In the ''KolchakTheNightStalker'' episode "Bad Medicine", Kolchak talks to a former criminal gem cutter who now works as a barber. He gets lathered up but then decides not to get a shave after noticing how much the barber's hand shakes.
* In the SciFiChannel remake of ''Series/FlashGordon'', Ming was nicked when being shaved mainly because he couldn't sit still. As punishment for the nick he cuts off the guilty barber's finger.
* In the ''Series/{{Alcatraz}}'' episode "Cal Sweeney", the prison barber accidentally cuts Tiller while Tiller is demanding a cut of Sweeney's racket. The barber's reaction shows he expects some retribution from Tiller, but Tiller uses the cut as an opportunity to deliver a veiled threat to Sweeney about what happens if you shave against the grain.

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[[folder: Music ]]

* [[Music/VelvetUnderground Lou Reed]]'s song "Harry's Circumcision" is about a man who, while shaving, realises that he's turning into his parents... and promptly [[BodyHorror starts cutting up his face]], ending by slashing his own throat.

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[[folder: Theme Parks ]]

* The DisneyThemeParks ABC Soundstage attraction "Sounds Dangerous" simulates Drew Carey getting one of these with audio.

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* Characters/BugsBunny [[KarmicTrickster gives one]] to Elmer Fudd in the ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short "Rabbit of Seville".
-->There, you're nice and clean / although your face / looks like it might have gone through / a machine.
* In Disney's version of ''Disney/PeterPan'', Smee (through a complicated [[{{Slapstick}} series of misunderstandings]]) mistakenly believes he's accidentally cut off Captain Hook's head while shaving him.
-->'''Smee:''' Oh dear! [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments I've never shaved him this close before]]!
* WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck almost gets a lethal shave from an automated barber's chair in the ClassicDisneyShort ''Modern Inventions''.
* In ''WesternAnimation/ACloseShave'', the villainous dog Preston ends up in an automatic sheep-shearing machine, where he is given the titular "close shave". [[spoiler:It only serves to rip off his fur and reveal him to be a robot.]]
* The Creator/TexAvery short "The House Of Tomorrow" has a robot shaver that removes all the hair from the user's head-- and also his ''nose and mouth.'' (But he looks at the camera and blinks, so it's not in the lethal examples.)
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