-> '''{{Ma|nOfWealthAndTaste}}rcus:''' Curing cancer, Mr. Wyndam-Pryce? \\
'''[[KnightInSourArmor Wesley]]:''' Wouldn't be cost-effective. I'm sure we make a lot from cancer. \\
'''Marcus:''' Yes, [[OccultLawFirm the patent holder is a client]].
-->''Series/{{Angel}}'', "Time Bomb"

A specific type of MacGuffin, the Cure for Cancer is something like a modern-day ''panacea''. It is the ultimate medical achievement that everyone is looking for. Some people will want to [[MoneyDearBoy sell it]], some will want to [[InformationWantsToBeFree spread it for free]], and some will want to [[WithholdingTheCure destroy it]].

For some reason (half FantasticAesop and half StatusQuoIsGod), the cure often has some horrific side effect--it [[Film/IAmLegend causes zombies]], [[HumanResources is made from people]], or what have you. Often combined with WithholdingTheCure.

Note that the reason we don't have this in RealLife (and the reason it is so sought-after) is because "cancer" is an extremely general term for any number of diseases. Some of them ''have'' had cures discovered (or at least effective long-term treatments, or preventative vaccinations), but no miracle cure for the whole lot is forthcoming, and it's quite probable it never will be.

Minor variations include cures for other terminal, incurable diseases, such as Parkinson's and AIDS. As these are becoming more treatable, however, miracle cures for them are showing up less in fiction.

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[[folder: Comic Books ]]
* During the "ComicBook/DarkReign" storyline, NormanOsborn invented a cure for cancer... and immediately weaponized it in order to try to kill {{Deadpool}} - who had major blackmail material on him.
* Wakanda in the ''ComicBook/BlackPanther'' has had a cure for cancer for centuries, but they refuse to share it with the rest of the world because nowhere else deserves it.
** Note that this is part of [[RunningTheAsylum a particular writer's run]] that may not be canonical as it contradicts many already established Franchise/MarvelUniverse facts.
* There's a {{Superman}} WhatIf story in which LexLuthor apparently goes straight and starts using his brain for good, and he finds a cure for cancer.
* In ''SquadronSupreme'', Tom Thumb travels to the future to steal the Scarlet Centurion's Panacea Potion (which can supposedly cure anything) to cure his cancer. However, Thumb discovered that the Potion consisted of no more than penicillin and a few complex vitamins; it worked with the people of the Centurion's time since over the many centuries the human species' immune systems had been improved through eugenics, but it was ineffective with people of the Twentieth Century.
* In the Marvel Comics "[[CaptainMarVell Death of Captain Marvel]]" plot arc, all the genius scientist superheroes work together to find a cure for the dying captain's cancer. Which does bring up the question of why they didn't do that years before instead of spending their time beating up bank robbers. More annoyingly, because ReedRichardsIsUseless, the cures they ''did'' find, but wouldn't work on Mar-Vell because of his powers, are never released to the general public (as seen by the Marvel writers never mentioning them again).
** A recent storyline involved the "cancerverse"- an AlternateUniverse where Captain Marvel's life ''was'' saved...by ''killing Death''. It turned ALL life in the universe into immortal, cancerous beings. [[GoneHorriblyRight The cure was worse than the disease]] indeed...
* In Creator/MarvelComics, the ComicBook/{{Venom}} symbiote feeds off of Eddie Brock's cancer when they're joined, keeping it at bay. After losing the symbiote, Brock encounters Martin Li, the good half of the supervillain Mister Negative, and Li's HealingHands cures Brock's cancer permanently... which the side-effect of turning him into Anti-Venom. Something to do with his white blood cells and remnants of the symbiote. It's a comic book, just roll with it.
* The plot of ''ComicBook/DoctorStrange: The Oath'' revolves around "Otkid's Elixir", a magic potion which Doc hopes will cure his manservant Wong's brain tumor. Naturally a corrupt pharmaceuticals company bent on WithholdingTheCure interferes with him every step of the way.
* In [[NewMutants New X-Men: Academy X]], Prodigy is shown a vision of what would happen if he has the mental block preventing him from permanently gaining the knowledge he absorbs removed. The first thing he does after he leaves the school is work with his old roommate, Elixer, and he creates a cure for both cancer and AIDS (with the promise of curing every major disease on the planet) [[InformationWantsToBeFree that he distributes around the world for free]]... at the cost of Elixer's life, since Prodigy created the cure by [[HumanResources cutting his friend up too much.]]
* In ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}'' Spider keeps a bag of anti-cancer genes in his bathroom. Comes in handy with all the cigarettes and other assorted drugs he and his filthy assistants and mutant cat take.
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[[folder: Film ]]
* ''MedicineMan''. Dr. Robert Campbell (Sean Connery) discovers a cure for cancer and then loses it.
* In the Will Smith version of ''Film/IAmLegend'', scientists genetically modified the Measles virus in order to create a cure for cancer. Unfortunately it mutated and one of the side effects was a [[ZombieApocalypse Vampire Apocalypse]].
* The T-Virus in the ''Film/ResidentEvil'' films was created to fix nerve damage, regenerate limbs and cure diseases. Unfortunately, it worked a little too ''well'', causing those infected to continue moving [[ZombieApocalypse long after death]].
* The scientists in ''Film/DeepBlueSea'' were growing giant super-smart sharks to harvest chemicals from the sharks brains that could be used to cure Alzheimer. Unfortunately the process involved [[TooDumbToLive GROWING GIANT SUPER SMART SHARKS!]]
* And in ''Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes'' they were growing super-smart apes as test subjects to find a cure for Alzheimer's, only to find that their latest drug 1) [[spoiler:kills humans]] and 2) [[spoiler:MAKES APES EVEN MORE SUPER SMART]]!
* In ''Film/{{Daybreakers}}'', when a human is turned into a vampire, it cures all of their ailments, including cancer. It also freezes their bodies at the age they were when they turned. Too bad they can only drink human blood which is in very short supply. [[spoiler:That is, until a working substitute is found near the end]]
* The machines that ''Film/{{Elysium}}'' makes use of are manufactured by a MegaCorp known as Armadyne. They are known as the Med-Pod 3000, and they'll cure anything from Crow's Feet to Cancer. All it takes is a simple scan and brief surgery. Max [=DaCosta=] is trying to get to Elysium because he is dying from extreme radiation exposure, and using a Med-Pod would save his life. Frey, his childhood friend, is also desperate to get to Elysium because her daughter is dying of leukemia.
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[[folder: Literature ]]

* ''Literature/{{Succession}}'' mentions at one point that every time the main gun is fired, the crew develop "the simplest and most easily cured cancers" as a side effect.
* In the novel ''TheChildGarden'' by Geoff Ryman, cancer is eradicated -- and it's discovered, too late, that it was the downside of an important part of the metabolism, which has also been eradicated in the process, drastically reducing human lifespan.
* In the satirical book "Looking Backwards at the 80s (written in 1979) it's discovered that clubbing baby harp seals to death causes their brains to release a chemical that cures cancer.
* 'Cancer cure=zombies' also appears in the {{Newsflesh}} series.
* In OctaviaButler's ''Literature/ParableOfTheSower'', a cure was made for Alzheimer's. Unfortunately, people without the disease started abusing it because of the enhanced mind capabilities it gave them, and this led to a generation of children with a disease called hyperempathy syndrome, in which they feel the perceived emotions of others.
* In ''Literature/NeverLetMeGo'' by Kazuo Ishiguro, [[spoiler: the main characters are clones created to be used as unlimited organ donors for the cure for cancer]].
* In the Creator/NeilGaiman short story ''Changes'', a cure for cancer known as "rebooting" is developed, which, while it cures any case of cancer overnight, also has the [[SideEffectsInclude minor side effect]] of switching the patient's biological sex.
* A plot point in the earliest issues of ''Literature/PerryRhodan''. One important reason the HumanAliens stranded on the moon are even willing to consider working together with the primitive humans who've only just managed to land there themselves is because Earth medicine has recently developed a cure for the disease that threatens the life of the alien expedition's scientific leader -- a form of leukemia.

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[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* An episode of ''Series/TheTwilightZone'' had an alien come to Earth, landing near a small Mexican town. The Mexicans distrusted him/it, and eventually killed it, but not before it tried to give them a gift in a book, which they burned. A nearby white scientist who had seen this happen but was held back from doing anything grabs the book and puts it out. He reads the inscription out loud.
-->"To the people of Earth. As a gesture of our goodwill here is the formula for curing all forms of cancer." [[NiceJobBreakingItHero The rest]] [[WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings is burned]].
* In ''Series/StargateSG1'', the Goa'uld symbiont can cure cancer, among other diseases. Jacob Carter became a Tok'ra host for this reason.
** Tretonin does the same thing, though the original recipe for it used defective symbiotes so it wasn't as effective as it could have been. Also, if people ever stopped taking it (and the planet in question was running out quickly), they would die.
** While the formula for Tretonin was later altered to allow the people of Pangara to safely come off the drug and/or make it less addictive, Jaffa who switched to Tretonin to free themselves from their reliance on Goa'uld symbiotes, end up dependent on taking the drug to maintain their immune system.
* The (initial) plot of ''Series/{{Crusade}}'' revolved around a search for a cure for an alien plague.
* In one episode of ''Series/SevenDays'', the cure for cancer mutates into a plague that wipes out all life on earth.
* In ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', there's a drug called "Reset" which "restores the human body to its factory settings." It can cure cancer, AIDS, diabetes, pretty much everything... but then you die from a parasitic infection.
* An episode of ''TheOuterLimits'' has a scientist trying to develop an effective KnockoutGas to be used by the riot police. However, despite the numerous trials, the gas still has a 20% lethality rate. One experiment results in the test monkey not only surviving but also becoming immune to any and all disease or poison. The scientist's CorruptCorporateExecutive brother wants to [[WithholdingTheCure withhold this cure-all]] from the general population, pointing out that this would result in overpopulation. However, he uses the drug himself to cure his hereditary condition. In the end, though, it's revealed that the drug's effect is extremely temporary. In fact, it rapidly drains all the body's resources, leaving the person a frail shell only surviving through the use of life-sustaining machines.
** Another episode involves the use of nanites to monitor and repair cells. However, their "repair" feature doesn't appear to have a limit, and they start improving what they see as flaws of the human body. The person who injects himself with them tests his ability to hold his breath underwater... and the nanites end up giving him gills. Eventually, he also gets eyes on the back of his head to improve his vision. In the end, the inventor of the nanites, his friend, ends up having to kill him.

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[[folder: Memetic Mutation ]]
* ChuckNorris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
* [[RoosterTeeth Geoff's laugh]] also cures cancer. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10tWqO2zt-k Here is a good place to hear it]].
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[[folder: Newspaper Comics ]]

* In the 4/17/11 installment of ''{{Curtis}}'', a cure for cancer is found in the [[ShowWithinAShow Film Within a Strip]] "The Clam." Too bad the scientist who discovers it turns into a giant clam before he can tell anyone.

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[[folder: Tabletop Games]]
* In TabletopGame/{{Chrononauts}}, you can time-travel to The Future and grab it, either as part of a victory condition or to trade in for some other bonus.
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[[folder: Video Games ]]

* In some installments of the ''VideoGame/{{Civilization}}'' series, "Cure for Cancer" is a "wonder of the world" that a civilization is able to build.

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[[folder: Webcomics ]]

* In ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', Dracula discovered the cure for cancer and hid it on Mars.
-->'''Dracula:''' It's really funny, when you figure it out it's going to seem so obvious. But I don't want to give it away. It'll be really funny.
* ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'' (an ''{{Exalted}}'' webcomic) has two demigods traveling Creation undercover.
-->'''Marena:''' That means no curing cancer willy-nilly.\\
'''Misho:''' Oh, but it's so easy once you know how to do it!\\
'''Marena:''' It's still not [[SchizoTech period]], mister.
* ''PhD'', "[[http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1162 Tales from the MD Anderson Cancer Research Center]]", which is mostly about debunking the idea that that there is One Singular cure for cancer.

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* Near the beginning of the animated ''WesternAnimation/SupermanDoomsday'' film Superman is shown hanging out in the Fortress of Solitude trying to find a cure for cancer. Unfortunately he can never quite get it, and he wonders aloud how he can build a robot that can see the future but fail at curing a regular human disease.
** Meanwhile Lex Luthor hasn't cured cancer yet, but he has cured Muscular Dystrophy, and is also working on [=AIDS=] and Bird Flu. He plans to reduce the cure's potency and turn it into a lifetime treatment for perennial income.
* A ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' sketch with the ''{{Popeye}}'' gang had a guardian angel show Wimpy [[ItsAWonderfulPlot a world where he never lived]] a la ''Film/ItsAWonderfulLife'' - except it was a virtual paradise where a cure for cancer had been found... by Alice the Goon!
* PlayedForLaughs in ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', where the cure for AIDS turns out to be injecting large amounts of finely shredded [[CastFromMoney cash money]] into the bloodstream.

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[[folder: RealLife]]

* Gleevec, Taxol, Cannabinoids. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HU-331 No, really,]] and etc, etc.
* {{Antimatter}}. [[http://press.web.cern.ch/press/PressReleases/Releases2006/PR15.06E.html No, really.]]
* Surgery, radiation therapy, and chemo therapy are actually rather efficient assuming the disease was identified at an early stage.
* Experimental therapies showing promise include engineered {{nano|machines}}bodies which attach specifically to cancerous cells and either deliver apoptosis-inducing chemicals without harming the healthy tissue or simply allow the body's immune system to recognize cancer as a hostile entity. This kind of therapy requires custom-tailored nanobodies made specifically to match the type of cancerous cells manifest in a patient. As advances in cheaply and efficiently sequencing human genomes make the procedure of recognizing cancerous mutations simpler, it is quite probable that personalized medicine will be the key to defeating cancer on a case-by-case basis.
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