->"What's up everybody, it's Critikal. I'm playing TVTropes for the PC, let's do this shit."

'''Critikal''' (Usually stylized as '''[[XtremeKoolLetterz Cr1TiKaL]]''', Website/YouTube name [[http://www.youtube.com/user/penguinz0 penguinz0]]) is a game commentator on [=YouTube=]. He usually reviews old and relatively obscure games for the PC and Creator/{{Sony}} {{PlayStation}} along with indie and mainstream games, and most of his commentaries only last for one video. He's known for his low-pitched and almost monotone voice and his dry humor. His commentary consists of [[DeadpanSnarker sarcastic deadpan observations]] interspersed with crude humor. Aside from game commentaries, he occasionally makes humorous dubs over infomercials using his own voice and making fake movie trailers from monologues and footage of games he has played.

He has recently obtained [=YouTube=] partnership. However, he makes these videos simply because [[DoingItForTheArt he enjoys making them]] and any money he makes is donated to various charities.

[[folder:Critikal's videos include (but are not limited to) the following games:]]
* ''98 Koshien''
* ''VideoGame/{{Action 52}}''
* ''VideoGame/AlanWake''
* ''VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent'' (demo version)
* ''VideoGame/ArmyOfTwo''
* ''Barrage''
* ''Franchise/AssassinsCreed''
* ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'' Flash fangame
* ''VideoGame/BabysitterBloodbath''
* ''Bass Masters 2000''
* ''VideoGame/{{Battlefield 3}}''
* ''VideoGame/BattlefieldBadCompany''
* ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''
* ''VideoGame/{{BioShock 2}}''
* ''[[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} Bubsy 3D]]''
* ''VideoGame/{{Bomberman}} Hero''
* ''Call of Cthulhu 2''
* ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps''
* ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Call of Duty: Modern Warfare]]''
* ''VideoGame/CaptainNovolin''
* ''Charge N' Blast''
* ''CIA Operative''
* Website/{{Cleverbot}}
* ''College Hoops''
* ''VideoGame/CookingMama: PETA Edition''
* ''VideoGame/CrazyTaxi''
* ''VideoGame/CryOfFear''
* ''VideoGame/DarkSouls''
** ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsII''
* ''VideoGame/DeadRising2''
* ''VideoGame/DeadSpace2''
** ''VideoGame/DeadSpace3''
* ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry''
* ''VideoGame/DontShitYourPants''
* ''VideoGame/EarthDefenseForce2017''
** ''VideoGame/EarthDefenseForce2025'' (Japanese [=PlayStation=] 3 version)
* ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''
* ''Erie''
* ''VideoGame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial''
* ''VideoGame/Excalibur2555AD''
* ''Extreme Drive''
* ''VideoGame/{{Facade}}''
* ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''
* ''FOX Sports College Hoops '99''
* ''VideoGame/GearsOfWar''
* ''VideoGame/GitarooMan''
* ''VideoGame/GrabbedByTheGhoulies''
* ''Grass Roots''
* ''VideoGame/HappyWheels''
* ''VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved''
** ''VideoGame/{{Halo 3}}''
** ''VideoGame/HaloReach''
* ''The Impossible Game''
* ''VideoGame/{{imscared}}''
* ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy''
* ''VideoGame/IncredibleCrisis''
* ''Insanidade''
* ''VideoGame/JurassicParkTrespasser''
* ''VideoGame/LANoire''
* ''Largo Winch''
* ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''
* ''[[VideoGame/LuigisMansion Luigi's Mansion]]''
* ''VideoGame/LSDDreamEmulator''
* ''Miami Traffic 3''
* ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioKart Mario Kart]]''
* ''[[VideoGame/MarioParty Mario Party 7]]''
* ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''
* ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed''
* ''NEO AQUARIUM''
* ''New Super Mario [=Br0s=] 3'' (an unofficial PlatformHell ''New Super Mario Bros. game'')
* ''Neko Fight''
* ''{{Octodad}}''
* ''VideoGame/TheOregonTrail''
* ''Oswald the Elephant''
* ''VideoGame/{{Penumbra}}: Black Plague''
* ''Phobia: The Fear of the Darkness''
* ''[[VideoGame/PokemonStadium Pokemon Stadium 2]]''
* ''[[VideoGame/PowerStone Power Stone 2]]''
* ''VideoGame/{{Prototype}}''
* ''VideoGame/PumkinLand''
* ''Punky Skunk''
* ''VideoGame/{{QWOP}}''
* ''Rascal''
* ''VideoGame/RedFaction''
* ''[[VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution Ride to Hell: Retribution]]''
* ''[[VideoGame/RoseAndCamellia Rose & Camellia]]''
* ''Rubber Ninjas''
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Scavenger Hunt''
* ''VideoGame/SCPContainmentBreach''
* ''VideoGame/{{Slender}}''
* ''VideoGame/SnowboardKids''
* ''Soda Drinker PRO''
* ''Species'' (not the movie series named ''Species'')
* ''[[VideoGame/SplitSecond Split/Second]]''
* ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob Boat O Cross]]''
* ''[[VideoGame/StarFox Star Fox 64]]''
* ''VideoGame/SumotoriDreams''
* ''VideoGame/SuperMonkeyBall''
* ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}''
* ''Supra Mayro Kratt'' (a shoddy fan-game of ''Super Mario Kart'')
* ''VideoGame/SyobonAction''
* ''The Theater''
* ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}''
* ''[[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3]]''
* ''[[VideoGame/HouseOfTheDead Typing of the Dead]] Trial version''
* ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead''
* ''[=WinBack=]''
* ''VideoGame/TheWolfAmongUs''
* ''VideoGame/ZooTycoon'' (demo)
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!!Critikal's works provide examples of:
* AbnormalLimbRotationRange:
** Implied in his VideoGame/{{Facade}} gameplay and commentary video
-->'''[=Cr1TiKaL=]:''' [typing] I can touch nipples with toes
-->''*Game characters look up in shock*''
-->'''[=Cr1TiKaL=]:''' "Oh... well, I have shown this ability to over a hundred humans, kangaroos and reptiles but not once have anyone's eyes lit up like that before I've done it. They must be really excited to see this."
** Played straight in his ''98 Koshien'' video.
* AbsurdlySharpBlade: While voicing Anthony Sullivan, he claims that the Edge of Glory can make your knife capable of cutting through the perception of time.
* {{Adorkable}}: Yes, ''Cr1tikal'', of all people, comes off as massively adorkable in his "Thank you," video.
* AnythingThatMoves: He somehow got Cleverbot to admit that it's ''very'' fond of buffaloes.
* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: During an Omegle chat he assumes the false name of "Torvaltz" and later explains to his conversation partner that he is from the U.S. but his name is not of U.S. origin.
* AuthorAppeal: He ''really'' likes nipples.
* AwesomeMcCoolname: In his ''Penumbra'' commentary, he named a [[CompanionCube crate]] he found "Avagantamos, Eater of Nipples".
** In his ''Happy Wheels'' commentary, he named his son "Bloudon".
** "Oborowatibinost, Soccer Player Extraordinaire", from his ''Grass Roots'' video.
** "Skordil Wabramop", from his ''Raw Danger'' series.
** His ''Hard Time'' commentary gave us "Chef Vortivask."
* BadassBaritone: His voice is quite deep.
* BadassBoast: In his ''Earth Defense Force 2025'' video while fighting a mob of ants: "You may have rendered telephones useless, but I can still call your ant queen a bitch!"
* BlackComedy: Critikal has no bounds when it comes to what he'll say. Crosses with his comedy most of the time.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: In his Fridge Locker infomercial: "You can put (the Fridge Locker) in your fridge, your freezer, your pantry, your asshole..."
** In his ''Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing'' review he mentions a commercial playing on TV during his game play: "That (the commercial) is playing while I'm playing Big Rigs while I'm [[ADateWithRosiePalms playing with myself]]!"
** In one of his ''Oregan Trail'' commentary, he ran though the list of jobs as such: "Who do I want to be? A banker from Boston, a carpenter from Ohio, farmer from Illinois, pornographer..."
** There's also one in his ''Oswald the Elephant'' video.
-->'''Cr1tikal:''' "Damn it, you elephant bitch! ''Just walk'' on the stilts! ''Us''e the stilts! ''Be one'' with the stilts! ''You are'' the stilts! ''Feel'' the stilts! '''Have sex with the stilts, Oswald!'''"
** Delivered one in his Edge of Glory dub.
-->'''Cr1tikal:''' "Now I bet you're asking: 'Sully, what can I do with three knives? The possibilities are endless, you son of a bitch! You can cut, peel, dice, filet, fist yourself!'"
** Inverted as he was cooking the turkey stuffing in his ''Cooking Mama: PETA Edition'' commentary.
* CatchPhrase: "What's up everybody, it's Critikal. I'm playing (title of the game he is playing) for the (platform of the said game), let's do this shit!"
** And when he ends a video: "Well that's the end of this video. Remember to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you wanna see videos similar to this one. See ya."
** Technically not a catch phrase but the descriptions of his videos will usually be "This is the greatest (something related to the game he is playing) of All Time"
** Also debatable whether this would be called a catch phrase, but he will frequently make references to nipples.
* CallingYourAttacks: While fighting [[EvilChef Antoine]] in ''Dead Rising 2'': "Serving tray!!" (throws one at Antoine)
* ClusterFBomb: Critikal swears very often but there's some moments like his ''Zoo Tycoon'' commentary where he lets loose a string of F-bombs at once.
* CompanionCube: In his ''{{Penumbra}}'' review he finds a crate and starts picking it up and talking to it. He names it: "Avagantamos: The Eater of Nipples".
* {{Corpsing}}: Does this in his ''BabysitterBloodbath'' commentary when Jack talks about tipping cows.
* DeadpanSnarker: One of his primary traits, although in a more monotonous way.
* [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Did I Just Punch Out Cthulhu?]]: Implied in his ''Rose & Camellia'' commentary.
-->"I just realized she was wearing a cape the whole time. I just defeated a superhero."
* DieChairDie: He pinned the blame on a sale sigh for murder in the "A Match Made in Heaven" case in ''L.A. Noir'' and then tried run over it with the car, only to run over the corpse he was investigating in the process and fail the case.
* DrivesLikeCrazy
* EpicFail: In his VideoGame/DarkSoulsII gameplay he not only failed the first jump a bunch of times, but he taunted and enemy not to fall of a ledge, only to fall off the ledge himself as well.
* FunWithAcronyms: In his ''Zoo Tycoon'' commentary, he dropped one as a helicopter took one of his gazelles away.
** In his Cleverbot commentary, he theorizes that the reason "-bot" was colored because it stood for "bitch on tomatoes".
* TheGhost: Subverted. Though he does a lot of talking, we never see his appearance. It's pretty much up for interpretation.
* GagDub: His "Real" versions of Anthony Sullivan's infomercials.
* GratuitousJapanese: He uses some in his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31Jg4GaDojo ''Ski Jumping Pairs'' video]] with the explanation that he started to learn Japanese in order to understand the Japanese games he likes to play. The first phrase he utters though is ''"Ima nan-ji desu ka"'' ('' 'what time is it?' '').
* HelloInsertNameHere: [[PokemonVietnameseCrystal ('_')]]
* HiddenDepths: See SmarterThanYouLook below.
* TheInternetIsForPorn: His response when he found the computer during his commentary of ''Cry of Fear'': "Computer? Let's look at some porn."
* ManIFeelLikeAWoman: While playing as the female protagonist in Jurassic Park Trespasser he looks down and pauses for a moment to admire the character's breasts from her POV.
* MundaneMadeAwesome: In his ''Mario Party 7'' video: He tells an anecdote about him taking a dump while listening to dramatic orchestral music from a movie soundtrack and he mentions it sounded like he was "taking a shit to determine the fate of mankind".
* NervesOfSteel: Horror games have no affect on him at all.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: During a video allegedly intended to teach people how to play ''Modern Warfare 2'' better, he plays VERY badly on purpose. Other videos have shown him to be a rather competent player.
* OffingTheOffspring: From the "Happy Wheels" commentary:
--> '''Critikal:''' All right, I know what I must do - *flings his son Bloudon off the bike* I must murder my own son! You brought this on yourself. *runs over Bloudon with the bike*
* OrphanedSeries: In 2010 he started a video series called "Critikal Vs." as an attempt to be more interactive with his fans. The series was supposed to be videos of him fighting video game bosses based on his fans' requests. He only made two episodes.
** A recent FAQ video states that he abandoned the series.
* OutOfCharacterMoment: In his Babysitter Bloodbath video, he breaks his [[TheStoic stoic nature]] and actually laughs.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: In his ''Minecraft'' commentary as the tried to hunt a duck: "Grab! My! Wiener!"
* PunctuatedPounding: During the fight with the Woodsman in ''VideoGame/TheWolfAmongUs''.
--> "Who! Is! Your! NIPPLEFISTER!"
* RuleOfThree: In one video commentary where he did gameplay of various games, he said "Let's do this shit!" three times at the start of the video. See it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xdaaXtCMuI here]].
* RussianReversal: Around the end of one of his ''The Oregon Trails'' videos: "I don't beat Oregon Trails, Oregon Trails beats me!"
* [[SirSwearsALot Sir Nipples-a-Lot]]
* SophisticatedAsHell: Critikal's signature style is mixing witty and sophisticated banter with truckloads of profanity.
* SmarterThanYouLook: Well, ''sound''. Due to his love of all things titty and nipples, one might assume cr1tikal lacks in basic or advance knowledge, he doesn't. In his PokemonVietnameseCrystal playthrough he makes a joke "chan e, that's the Chinese goddess of the moon, don't know why that's an option." Turns out that Chang'e actually is the name of the Chinese goddess of the moon.
** In his ''Classroom Aquatic'' video, it's implied that he has substantial knowledge of anatomy and physiology.
* TheStoic
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: Delivered one in his ''Dead Space 3'' commentary during the cut-scene where [[spoiler:Danik]] ambushes Issac and his allies.
** At the end of his "Mighty Thirsty" dub: "Get thirsty, bitch!"
** In "Various Games Gameplay and Commentary": "You'll think twice before being a computer next time, bitch!"
** He done this three times in his ''Dead Rising 2'' commentary.
** While stopping one of the opponents from passing him in ''Snowboard Kids 64'': "Yeah, froze your ass again, bitch!"
** In his ''Phobia'' commentary: "Sneak attack, BIIIIIIIIITCH!"
** At one point while trying to jump over a fence in the ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs'' video game for the Atari 2600: "Alright here we go, Olympic hurdle, bitch!"
** In the ''Wrestling MPire'' commentary: "Manufacture me as a keyboard, and I'll only have one key - the control key, bitch!"
** Delivered one while fighting off in ''Earth Defense Force 2025''.
* TooIncompetentToOperateABlanket: Parodied in cases such as "Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives, but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?"
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: Whenever he's playing horror games.
* WildlifeCommentarySpoof: He has done something similar to this, putting his voice over videos of animals and talking from the animal's perspective about how they'll take over the world, teach humans how to properly use their titties, or something else funny.
* XMeetsY: An in-commentary example where he described hacking a keypad as "Sudoku meets my ass".
* XtremeKoolLetterz: His title: Cr1tikal (pronounced like "critical").

->"Well, that's the end of this article. Remember to rate the article, comment the article, and subscribe if you want to see articles similar to this one. See ya."
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