->'''Sheldon''': What do you wanna be when you grow up, Dante?\\
'''Dante''': I'm not sure. I like working with people... But I like being alone, too...\\
'''Sheldon''': How about being a mortician--best of both worlds.\\
'''Dante''': Heeeey... Not bad.
-->-- ''[[http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/020212.html Sheldon Comic]]''

Be they morticians, pathologists, funeral house workers or gravediggers - people who deal with the dead have always been assumed to be interesting, because, well, they deal with the dead. That is why in fiction, it is popular to present workers in those professions as either outright creepy, or at least have a [[BlackComedy way-off sense of humor]]. Especially if they don't look creepy (or aren't normally so), looking at something like this for the first time can creep any guy out. They play around with the bodies of the deceased, joke while performing scientific dissections, or at least die first during a zombie attack. They are also suspect for profiting from someone else's death; after all, such a person may seem a little too happy about the fact that, now that [[AliceAndBob Alice]] has died, the mortician is going to get paid for the funeral.

If they accidentally encounter a living person instead of an expectedly dead one, it may be related to WakingUpAtTheMorgue or BuriedAlive. Also see BlackComedy.

Compare TheCreepyUndertaker.
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* averted and played with by Dr Laurel Weaver in MenInBlack
* Tony Todd's character in the first two and fifth ''Film/FinalDestination'' movies seemed to know a ''lot'' more about recent goings-on than he let on. Oh, and he also sounded like the Antichrist.
* This character is a staple of bad movies, if the morticians of {{MST3k}} are any indication.
** The mortician from ''Agent for HARM'', for example (played by Robert Donner, better known as Exidor from MorkAndMindy):
--> '''Morgue Attendant:''' (grinning) Mr. Chance? Dr. Stefanik? May I present Mr. Henry Manson? (solemnly) I'll prepare the autopsy room.
--> '''Mike Nelson:''' My apologies for my odd performance.
** There's also Smolken, the gravedigger in ''Film/TheUndead'' who'll sing death or plague-related songs on a dime.
* Very subtly played in ''Film/ReturnOfTheLivingDead'', which you could easily think to be an inversion. Ernie the mortician is strongly implied to be an ex-Nazi: when we first meet him, he's listening to a UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo German march on his headphones, and when startled, he produces a Luger. Later on, we see a poster of Eva Braun in his office.
* The ''Film/{{Phantasm}}'' films have the Tall Man, adding a touch of HumanoidAbomination for effect.

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* In Neil Gaiman's ''Literature/{{American Gods}}'', Ibis and Jacquel's Funeral Parlor is run by two Egyptian gods, one of whom consumes a part of every organ of the deceased.
* Averted (bordering on discussing this trope) in one of DeanKoontz's novels, where it is specifically stated that the morgue crew the protagonists meet are totally unlike the stereotypical image of their profession in fiction.

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* averted in TheMunsters - Herman works in a funeral parlour and Lily apparently has her hair done by a mortician
* The ''Series/{{CSI}}'' series and its spinoffs, as most criminal shows, features forensic pathologists as side characters. They're particularly fond of [[OneLiner one liners]] whenever they find anything interesting about the person's corpse or death during the autopsy.
** Especially ''{{CSI NY}}'', where Sid's sense of humor got a FanNickname-"Sid's creepy place".
* ''Series/MurdochMysteries'' has a woman pathologist as one of the main characters - a lady capable of "quoting poetry while cutting a man's body open".
* ''SixFeetUnder'', a series about a family-run funeral home, subverts this trope. The characters have their issues, but they always attempt to treat the deceased with respect and provide some consolation to the families.
* ''[[KolchakTheNightStalker Kolchak: The Night Stalker]]'' has morgue attendant Gordon "Gordy the Ghoul" Spangler, an exceedingly chipper fellow who runs a lottery at the morgue for crime reporters. Played by none other than [[Disney/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh Piglet]]!
* Sam leaped into a mortician in an episode of ''Series/QuantumLeap'', who was already regarded as rather distasteful by the people in town, and then he started trying to solve the murder of his most recent corpse, asking questions and pawing through her things. Since he was the protagonist it didn't really play that way, but when a guy whose job involves his arms being elbow-deep in the recently deceased starts demanding answers to questions about your sex life...
* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' gives us Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard. His habits include going into unnecessary detail in describing what he is doing around the team, [[TruthInTelevision talking to those he is performing an autopsy on]], and his criminal psychology degree means that he talks about the mess in a killer's mind with almost as much detail as he describes the mess in the body of their victims. Also, Gibbs will occasionally bring an uncooperative suspect down so Ducky can explain to them ''exactly'' what will happen to their bodies if they continue not to cooperate.
* Averted in ''Series/{{JAG}}'' with recurring character Lt. Commander Teresa Coulter, a Navy pathologist. The only creepy thing about her might be the deep southern accent.
* ''Series/DueSouth'' had [[MeaningfulName Mort]], who would sing opera while doing his autopsies.

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[[folder: Radio ]]

* The '40s and '50s radio (and later TV) sitcom ''The Life of Riley'' had a comedic version of this in Riley's pal Digby "Digger" O'Dell, "The Friendly Undertaker", who specialized in hilariously morbid {{pun}}s referencing his line of work, such as his usual greeting ("Hello, Riley. You're looking very...''natural'' today") and signoff ("Well, goodbye, Riley. I'd better be...shoveling off").

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[[folder: Theatre ]]

* ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' fits into this trope with the gravedigger, digging a grave while joking about who is to be buried there.

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[[folder: Video Games ]]

* The gravedigger in ''VideoGame/QuestForGloryIV'' is a creepy hunchback who is nonetheless friendly and helpful despite his...unusual sense of humor. His name is [[TheIgor Igor]], too.
* The player character from the old arcade ''Nightmare In The Dark'', a ''VideoGame/SnowBros''-like platform game.

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* In its first Halloween episode, ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' featured morticians eating while preparing Kenny's body, and accidentally spilling sauce into the embalming fluid. [[ZombieApocalypse And this of course leads to...]]

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