Found on TwentyFourHourNewsNetworks, such as Creator/{{CNN}}, this line of scrolling text provides viewers with the headlines while they are watching a report on, say, tax evasion. Also called a news ticker. Any spoof of a news report is almost guaranteed to have a silly headlines populating this bar for the entire time for bonus jokes, which often requires one to rewatch the scene twice to catch everything. Said headlines may or may not be about a NoodleIncident.

While these seem fairly ubiquitous now, the idea of a 24-hour news crawl on the screen didn't become popular with many television news networks until after September 11th, 2001. Prior to this, a few networks did run constant crawls, but mostly with stock information, sports scores, or weather updates.

Not to be confused with ''VideoGame/DungeonCrawl'' or DungeonCrawling.
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[[folder:Film]]
* ''CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'' features this in every news report scene, the best being when the food raining is first announced, and a standard crawl of weather in various cities changes to "Whaaaat the heck is that cheeseburgers raining right now?! Sorry, back to the ticker."
** An earlier crawl includes "Stay tuned for 'Wet Pets': 2 hours of puppies caught in the rain" and "Tsunami warning in Wichita confuses many."
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie'':
-->'''WATCH "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A CELEBRITY?" - WEDNESDAYS ON FOX. [[LampshadeHanging THAT'S RIGHT, WE EVEN ADVERTISE SHOWS DURING MOVIES NOW]].'''
* BeeMovie, complete with LampshadeHanging.
* ''Film/TheMuppets'' has one as a FunnyBackgroundEvent during a montage (namely, when recruiting [[{{Eagleland}} Sam Eagle]]).
-->'''[[MisanthropeSupreme Things That Stink]]''': Old People, Young People, [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys The French]], The Non-French, Foreign Countries, [[CulturalCringe Domestic Countries]].
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/ThirtyRock'' has featured a fake news crawl with headlines such as "Panda Murder-Suicide Shocks China"; "Wolf Blitzer Injured In Wolf Blitz"; "Mysterious Visitor From Future Wins Lottery Again"; "Anne Heche Leaves Husband For Pony."
* The Australian comedy series ''CNNNN'' featured a fake news crawl during every episode. One episode even had a news crawl that summarised the original news crawl, and one had a news crawl for the vision impaired which basically filled the entire screen (in other words, you only saw three or four letters of the crawl at a time). You can view every one of these crawls [[http://www2b.abc.net.au/cnnnn/gbk/newsbar/default0210.shtm here]], y'know, if you're bored.
* Used on ''Series/DoctorWho'' and its spinoffs, whenever footage from BBC News or the fictional AMNN news channels appear.
* The ''{{Community}}'' episode "Intro To Political Science" has one of these during Troy and Abed's coverage of the class election. Examples: "Professor Slater Still Missing", "Basketball Team Loses Ball", "Professor Duncan Quits Drinking Again".
** ''Analysis of Cork-Based Networking'' has one briefly that reveals LeVarBurton and "non-celebrity" (Troy) were captured by pirates.
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[[folder:Music]]
* Chamillionaire's video for ''Hip Hop Police'' runs the names of rappers wanted by police on a fake news program's crawl.
* The video for A Perfect Circle's [[TheCoverChangestheMeaning creepy cover of "Imagine"]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dunKAwRN3P8 has a fake news crawl]].
* The song "Bad Day" by {{REM}} has a video that spoofs news reports, complete with a crawl filled with spoof news items such as "Series/DoctorWho was born in 1937, could be expected to live for many more years even if he was captured".
* The lyric video of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsYVHZFukzc Another Way to Die]]" by Music/{{Disturbed}} does this with the lyrics crawling across the bottom of the screen.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''SuperMarioSunshine'', while out in [[HubLevel Delfino Plaza]], a news crawl will be shown that gives updates on happenings all around the Isle Delfino. These updates are based around things you do in game that has effects on the island's status, such as the sunshine slowly returning and appearances of Shadow Mario, just to name a few.
* In a trailer of sorts for the Lost and Damned download content for ''GTAIV'', done in the style of a Weazel News report, talks about bikers causing violence while the crawl below reads things like 'Laid off worker gets laid', 'Stimulus package includes vibrator', and 'Bologna recall totally fucks worker's lunch plan' among others. And it's done again in a similar trailer for The Ballad of Gay Tony, with the main report focusing on illegal guns trade while the crawl has lines like 'Swine Flu scared by woman in mask' and 'Parents demand school closing - saying public education is socialism'.
* ''VideoGame/SimCity 3000'' has a news ticker which alternates between items giving genuine information about how you're doing and daft stories such as "Mayor denies kitty kibble shortage". And if you had disasters enabled, you'd better pay attention to the ticker, 'cuz if it says something about earth rumblings, crop circles, rowdy demonstrations or malfunctioning satellites, ''it's time to smash the doomsday siren button!''
** Ditto for ''VideoGame/SimCity 4'', albeit vertically-scrolling and with less kitty kibble shortage.
* ''VideoGame/SaintsRow'' features a few of these in cutscenes for the in-game news channel. Most of them are pretty humourous, including an announcement for a film starring the RealLife voice actor of a character.
* ''RidgeRacer 7'' has one that's relatively serious. The crawl occurs between races and shows off the top times of certain series. These are interspersed with news stories related to the game and its setting.
* The UNN crawl in ''StarcraftII'' actually provides a complete story, about a drug-addled celebrity (the one painted on Tychus' shoulder) who christens a battlecruiser, runs away from rehab and is found hiding in a zoo.
* Exaggerated for satire in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4'', where an in-universe nature documentary about octopuses (''Ocean of Gossip'') has two news crawls that bounce all over the footage, all showing batshit insane weird news, mostly to do with horrific civilian militarism.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* In the ''WebComic/OzyAndMillie'' series about Isolde becoming a reporter, the news story she's covering features in its crawl "A public service announcement followed me home the other day" (a reference to Music/{{REM}}'s song "Bad Day" and possibly the music video for the same; see above) and "Help me I'm shrinking."
* ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'' featured one of these as a FunnyBackgroundEvent when a reporter is [[SirSwearsALot interviewing Sydney]].
-->'''News crawl:''' Please make this girl stop cursing. It feels like I'm playing ''Videogame/{{Diablo}}'' with the censor button.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* JibJab's video "What We Call the News" uses a crawl as subtitles.
* TheOnion News Network, naturally, features joke headlines in its crawl.
* In the same vein as TheOnion, gaming parody site [[http://eggplant-news.com The Eggplant]] has a joke headline crawl.
* In WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs, there is an episode which is a news report with a crawl full of MythologyGags.
* The browser game/forum RP ''ImperiumNova'' features a news crawl across the top of the page displaying the three most recent galactic events. Elections, natural disasters, weddings, wars, assassinations...
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''[[PixarShorts George & A.J.]]'', a short film by {{Pixar}} related to ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}'', has this during the news report, and it makes humorous references to the feature film, among other things.
* In one episode of ''HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw'', which parodied the War on Terror, Phil Ken Sebben installed a news crawl in the cafeteria.
** The news crawl actually appears at the beginning of the obligatory court scene as well, where Mentok tries to predict what it's going to say next before finally just shutting it off.
* On ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', one episode showed the Krusty the Clown appearing on Fox News, with an identical news ticker that lampooned Fox News' conservative bias (featuring headlines like "Do Democrats cause cancer?" and "Rupert Murdoch: Terrific Dancer"). [[http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2003/oct/29/tvnews.internationalnews Fox News was not amused]]
* The into to Karl's "Monkey News" segment on ''TheRickyGervaisShow'' features a monkey newscaster with a crawl reading "EEEP... SCREECH... OOOH..."
* In ''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan'', crawls ALWAYS appear when the Daily Bugle's new screen is shown.
** "Mistress Death opens new cupcake shop" is a hilarious example.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Once when the comedian LewisBlack was being interviewed on CNN, he demanded they take the crawl off the screen so people could pay attention to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ-I-bJJwc the interview]].
* ''G4'' does this, usually with things that'll later show up on ''The Feed''.
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