->"''I am officially God's court jester or something ... God, dude? You really need to get cable or something, cause I don't know how much more of this I can take.''"
-->-- '''Azrael,''' ''Blog/GaijinSmash''

Most of us like to think that our decisions have some influence on our lives. We think we are in control but sometimes, there's the sneaking suspicion that an influence [[FinaglesLaw doesn't like us]] or maybe [[TheWoobie it does like us but in an abusive way]]. These character don't just suspect; they ''know.''

For some strange reason, they find their lives governed by events and rules that defy coincidence and logical explanation. They might figure out some of the "rules," like the what and the where, but the how and the why is a complete mystery.

The nature of such a situation allows a certain flexibility to writers, as they don't have to think too hard about why this is happening, or if the character's [[GenreBlindness belief in their situation is correct]], allowing them to [[{{Handwave}} focus on the immediate story]].

Often includes a SmiteMeOhMightySmiter. May overlap with PowersThatBe but real confirmation or sign is not necessary. All that is necessary is the belief that a specific entity or group is working on the character. It may also overlap CantGetAwayWithNuthin, if the character interprets the situation as an active, immutable force on them personally, rather than "how the world works" for everyone. If there's more than one cosmic entity and the other one guides another character into antagonizing the first, it's a CosmicChessGame.

Compare BornUnlucky, WeirdnessMagnet and NoFourthWall. May be caused by a TrumanShowPlot. PlayedForLaughs with TheChewToy. For a more subjective version, see DesignatedMonkey. If the character arguably deserves mistreatment by the universe, they might be the victim of CallItKarma, an IneffectualSympatheticVillain, or a JerkassWoobie.

Opposite trope of KarmaHoudini on the karmic scale.

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''Anime/TenchiMuyoGXP'': Seina Yamada. He has a quantified 'bad luck field' that means his life is constantly peppered with accidents, misfortune, and other nastiness. Considering the power and age of the Jurai royal family, he can be considered Seto's personal plaything.
* ''KokoroConnect'': A cosmic entity possesses the body of their teacher and flat out tells them that it plans to experiment with them.
* ''Anime/WelcomeToTheNHK'': While he lives in a painfully mundane world, this is the mental illness of the main character: he ''thinks'' he is the target of this type of cosmic conspiracy.
* ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya''
** The title charactuler causes this trope for her entire circle of friends, but for Mikuru Asahina most of all. You know the universe hates you when getting groped by God is one of your lesser problems.
* The cast of ''[[JungleWaItsumoHaleNochiGuu Haré+Guu]]'' were in a strange place metaphysically already, but then the god-like Guu shows an interest in them and it gets much weirder.
* ''Manga/AhMyGoddess''
** Keiichi Morisato starts this way by [[UnluckyEverydude being born under an unlucky star]] (the Star of Misfortune). Even after getting a [[MagicalGirlfriend goddess for a girlfriend]], his luck is still remarkably poor; it's just that Belldandy is now around to smooth out the worst parts.
** This was stretched into a plot point about a [[PlagueOfGoodFortune thermodynamic-like Conservation of Happiness]], where any unnatural attempt to shift luck is dangerous because it has to go to or leave somewhere else.
** "Urd", "Skuld" and ''"Verdandi"'' are the names of the Three Norse Goddesses of fate.
* Moroboshi Ataru of ''UruseiYatsura'' was born on the second unluckiest day in the Japanese calendar: The thirteenth of April, the [[FourIsDeath fourth]] month of the year, as well as the day remembering the death of Bhudda. His name means "hit by a shooting star", which would take phenomenally bad luck.
* Used several ways in ''Manga/XxxHOLiC'': main character Watanuki is a WeirdnessMagnet, as his blood is delicious to supernatural creatures and thus draws them to him, much to his displeasure. Doumeki is the opposite of this, as his exorcism/purification powers are so strong his mere presence is a deterrent to the types of creepies that plague Watanuki. Pity Watanuki claims so strenuously he HATES Doumeki... All of this is eventually [[JustifiedTrope justified]]. [[spoiler: Turns out the supernatural creatures are attracted to him because he's subconsciously suicidal for remarkably spoilerific reasons, which attracts them like a lightbulb attracts moths.]]
** [[spoiler: Himawari]] turns everyone she touches or looks at towards very bad luck; she's never directly affected, and she herself isn't supernatural. Being associated (or even seen) with her has caused: [[spoiler: a girl who liked her to commit suicide, a compulsive liar to get hit by a bus, her grandmother to die, her teacher to get stabbed, her neighbor's house to burn down, a kekkai to be broken during a ritual, a college student to discover (and eventually be killed by) a [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor monkey paw]], and Watanuki to fall out of a window and require ''two'' [[DealWithTheDevil trades]] to save his life and he still loses movement in his finger.]] No one can say why she's like this, and wish-granting sorceress Yuuko tells Watanuki that the only thing that can take away her curse is by trading [[spoiler:all the happiness she will ever feel]]. [[spoiler: Himawari ''unconsciously'' exerts her effect on others (minus her own parents, her pet bird, which is from another dimension, and Doumeki, who wouldn't care anyway)]].
* In ''Anime/PrincessTutu'' [[spoiler:everyone but Drosselmeyer]] is a Cosmic Plaything. [[spoiler:Drosselmeyer is the writer that happens to be pulling the strings.]]
* In ''LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex'', Touma's [[AntiMagic power to negate supernatural/magical effects]] also negates his ''luck''. He's definitely BlessedWithSuck with that one.
* ''Anime/CodeGeass'':
** The universe hates Lelouch so much that he has to [[spoiler:mind-control God]] just to get a BittersweetEnding... [[spoiler:which he doesn't even live long enough to experience.]] On a meta note, the writing staff of ''Anime/CodeGeass'' has often proclaimed their love for the show's protagonist Lelouch...and then they smack him with DiabolusExMachina after DiabolusExMachina, causing everyone connected to him to suffer, including [[spoiler:Shirley (loses father, goes through severe emotional torment, dies), Euphemia (accidentally mind controlled, reputation destroyed, killed), and C.C. (loses powers and memories up to the age of 10)]]. They insist that they do this out of affection, wanting Lelouch to learn AnAesop about appreciating what you have in life; the Japanese fandom responded by coining the term "Lulu Quality" to refer to such treatment.
** Suzaku Kururugui has his share too. Seeing his father was about to drive Japan into a war they couldn't win, he decides to [[spoiler: kill him to stop the war and save lives. This haunts him as he grows up and he becomes very suicidal for it.]] Then he meets Euphemia, who is revealed to be a princess of Britannia, and they quickly fell in love, which leads to him stopping being suicidal and forming a plan to make the world a better place. But on the day this plan was initiated (the creation of SAZ) [[spoiler: she gets ordered by Lelouch (although accidentally) to kill all the Japanese people present. After the massacre Lelouch kills her,]] sending Suzaku into despair. The last nail was the F.R.E.I.J.A. incident which [[spoiler: was caused due to his "live" geass being activated and making him fire a nuclear weapon killing millions of people]]. In the end one can argue that he didn't get a happy ending because [[spoiler: Susaku Kururugui is now a dead man and he is trapped into the Zero persona.]]
* In ''[[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Ranma ½]]'' Ranma Saotome ends in such [[HilarityEnsues hilarious situations]] that he could only be part of a cosmic joke.
* ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'': In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will.
** As if the EldritchAbomination Godhand (which can warp reality if needed) weren't enough, a chapter removed from the main storyline [[spoiler: states that The Idea of Evil, aka God, is the sole driving force behind every single horrible event in the series. He is very good at that, because in the manga there's like at least 10 horrible events each chapter, ranging from an absurdly huge amount of explicit rape to misery beyond belief. He might not be a case of GodIsEvil though, since he sadly [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve needs evil to exist]].]] The really sad thing is that [[spoiler:the Idea of Evil was subconsciously created by humans, for humans. Humanity as a whole doesn't want to admit that their suffering has no greater meaning or that they have no one to blame for it but themselves. The Godhand, the Idea of Evil, and the very concept of "destiny" they embody is just an excuse for humanity to deny responsibility for themselves.]]
* ''Manga/DeathNote'': Despite dismissing the possibility that Kira is a god early on, L repeatedly ponders the possibility that he is this. He's right: the plot was kicked off because Ryuk got bored.
* ''RaveMaster'': It is genuinely one of the founding rules of the universe that the Raregroove bloodline be screwed over in each generation. It also pits them against the Symphonias and the Raregrooves are always destined to lose. Just read the series if you don't get it.
* ''Manga/HayateTheCombatButler'': Hayate isn't quite sure ''why'' the universe hates him so much, but he knows it's true. His friends know it's true. His poor luck is so infamous that Wataru is able to successfully gamble by betting on the exact opposite of what Hayate would pick. A major contributing factor can be his tendency to say the wrong thing at the right moment to get him brutally assaulted. [[spoiler: This may actually come from Athena giving him a 'lesson' which 'his body never forgot (hint: it involved swords and it wasn't fun) after neglecting to tell her about his kiss with Izumi when he left the castle.]] Since then his compulsive habit to be stupidly honest overrides his sense of self preservation.
* Poor Pedro of ''Anime/ExcelSaga'' ends up a Cosmic Plaything. After getting killed early in the series, he's revived and spends several episodes as the boy toy for the Great Will of the Macrocosm. Cue a few of his many [[BigNo Big Nos]].
* Edward Elric of ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist.''
** To elaborate: Edward Elric's [[DisappearedDad father]] left him as a small child, and then his mother died of [[TheDiseaseThatShallNotBeNamed something]], leaving him a HeartwarmingOrphan; he then attempted to bring his mother back to life, which resulted in [[CameBackWrong a pulsating mess of bones and organs]], an attempt which cost him his arm and leg and his little brother's physical existence. Eleven-year-old Edward was then recruited as a [[ChildSoldiers Child Soldier]] to a corrupt military state on the [[ANaziByAnyOtherName verge of committing genocide]]. And that's [[OhCrap only the second episode]]...
** Though, this show being [[CrapsackWorld what]] [[SadistShow it is]], his case is not the only one, just the most egregious.
* In ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'', [[spoiler: everyone except Kyubey is this. Come [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagicaTheMovieRebellion Rebellion,]] however, Kyubey becomes this under Akuma Homura's new rules, while everyone else loses this status. [[LaserGuidedKarma Payback's a]] ''[[LaserGuidedKarma bitch]]'', [[LaserGuidedKarma ain't it?]]]]
* Mitsuo in ''Manga/DailyLivesOfHighSchoolBoys'', who eventually had all other {{Butt Monkey}}s' mishaps misattributed to him; even one of those "other Butt Monkeys" sincerely believed it was Mitsuo, not him, who did it.
* Miyuki in ''SmilePrettyCure'' for the entirety of episode 13.
* The entire main cast of ''Manga/OnePiece'', a.k.a. the Straw Hat Pirates. It almost seems like having a sad past is an actual requirement to join the crew. From [[spoiler:staying alone on an empty ship for 50 years, to watching your mother die in front of you (this happened to 3 of them!),]] every character has had his/her own share of trauma. Fortunately, life gets better after they join the crew.
* Tomoko from ''Manga/NoMatterHowILookAtItItsYouGuysFaultImNotPopular''. The world obviously hates her.
* ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'':
** Good God, Naruto. When Naruto was [[spoiler: a minute old. Not a year, a MINUTE old, he was threatened by Obito TWICE. The result of the attack made Naruto an orphan, a social pariah to the adults with the added bonus of the Nine-Tailed Fox, Kurama sealed inside of him. Probably due to the fact he never had any real training and said monster inside of him messing with his energy, he performed horribly in school, causing no one respect to him. Just when he made friends, his best friend goes crazy and tries to kill him. Just when you think things couldn't get worse, we learn that there are 10 hyper powerful ninja after him. And if he tries to use the Fox's powers, he slowly weakens the seal and causes enough damage to himself that he loses years off his lifespan and is a danger to everyone around him.]]
** The majority of the villains qualify too. Most are are people who started out good until various unfortunate events drove them past their DespairEventHorizon.
** It turns out that ''all'' of the misery the world has suffered since the Sage of Six Path's time can be traced back to [[spoiler:Black Zetsu.]]
* Kaneki Ken from ''Manga/TokyoGhoul'', even stating that if someone were to write a story with him as a protagonist, it would be a [[TragicHero tragedy]]. He's absolutely correct in this assessment, with his entire life being nothing but a progression of tragic events starting from his early childhood. His father died before he could remember, and his mother worked herself to death trying to support her ungrateful, greedy sister. His aunt repaid this kindness by abusing Kaneki once he was taken in by her family, and by the time he starts college, Hide is literally the only person in his life that cares about him. It seems like he's finally getting a break when the cute girl at the coffee shop agrees to go out with him, but she ends their date by trying to eat him and he's only saved when she's crushed by several tons of steel bars. He soon finds out the doctor gave him an unconventional organ transplant, turning him into a HalfHumanHybrid with a HorrorHunger. [[BreakTheCutie And]] [[TraumaCongaLine it]] [[ColdBloodedTorture just]] [[SanitySlippage keeps]] [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity getting]] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone worse]] [[ShootTheShaggyDog after]] [[UncertainDoom that]]. [[spoiler: As of the finale of the first series, his LoveInterest has rejected him after a massive ReasonYouSuckSpeech, his attempt to rescue his mentor and friends ended in utter failure, he [[UncertainDoom may]] have eaten his best friend after finally reconciling with him, his WorthyOpponent is mortally wounded by his SuperPoweredEvilSide, and he ends up on the receiving end of a CurbStompBattle from [[TheDreaded Arima]]. It is left ambiguous whether he was captured or merely died a meaningless death. What is worse, it is then revealed all his misfortune in the series was the result of a massive prank by a gang of Ghoul pranksters, with two of his greatest allies turning out to be members. They've been manipulating and stringing him along the whole time for their own amusement, and laugh over his apparent death]]. It isn't an exaggeration to state that the universe hates him.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}'s'' has two kinds of inversion. John Constantine uses karma to be in the right place at the right time, for instance when he needs to slip onto an air plane without being seen. Yet his life is frequently made miserable by tragedy striking those close to him.
* In TheDCU, Comicbook/AnimalMan is a combination of this and the MetaGuy; he realizes that he's a fictional character, at the whims of his writers. However, this awareness decreases and increases over time (naturally, due to the aforementioned whims).
* Charles Brigman from ''PS238'' has [[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ps238/comics/index.php?date=2008-07-16 officially]] [[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ps238/comics/index.php?date=2008-07-30 become]] a Cosmic Plaything.
* Whether it be in video games or comic books, SpiderMan is Marvel's ultimate Cosmic Plaything.
* ''{{Deadpool}}'' doesn't really mind being a Cosmic Plaything so much when it's Death wanting to use him as a boytoy. He's not so happy however, when it's Thanos making him immortal so that he can't steal his girlfriend.
* ComicBook/{{Deadman}}'s actions generally revolve around the whim of some higher being, whether it's Rama Kushna or the White Lantern Entity.
* The title character of ''{{Nodwick}}'' is referred to by the gods as a "destiny sponge". The more he suffers, the less others have to. This makes him sort of a martyr, who then gets resurrected so he can be martyred again, who gets resurrected again so that he can be martyred a third time, and so on, and so on.
* Calamity James is a character in ''TheBeano'' whose main trait is his extreme [[BornUnlucky unluckiness]]. James knows how unlucky he is but is unable to stop it, and whatever he does is doomed to end in disaster.
* ''Comicbook/{{Cyclops}}'' has the worst of luck among the X Men its like his secondary power.
* The titular character of ''Comicbook/{{Squee}}'' would simply not be himself if he weren't suffering every second of his existence. Of course, this is a bit DarkerAndEdgier in that Squee is [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood six years old]].
** To elaborate: Squee is the son of a druggie Mom and a Dad who actively despises him (and sometimes just watches his birth video in reverse), the neighbor of a [[Comicbook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac homicidal maniac]], the best friend of - literally - TheAntichrist, the repeat victim of bullies and alien abductions, and ultimately winds up committed to a BedlamHouse. Not to mention that he's haunted by a ghost and ''something'' in his [[SealedEvilInATeddyBear teddy bear]].
* Then there's DC Comics' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pariah_%28comics%29 Pariah]].
* ''ComicBook/{{Diabolik}}'' has the Grey Ravens: whenever their plans come close to fruition, Diabolik shows up from nowhere, kills as many of them he can find, robs them blind and generally beheads their organization. Given they're extremely unsympathetic WesternTerrorists of fascist leanings, we CallItKarma.
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[[folder:Film]]
* Inverted in ''BruceAlmighty'', in which the titular character treats everyone else this way after being given [[AGodAmI the power of God]]. Even if he likes you, he's still going to screw with you, albeit in ways that might be fun. [[note]]After all, who wouldn't like to be given spontaneous orgasms and have your every prayer answered with an instant and unconditional "yes"?[[/note]] And if you've made him mad...well, "God help you" doesn't exactly cover it. [[note]]Having a monkey force its way in and our of your butt, being made to lose control of your body (And in a deleted scene, set on fire twice and given a nose bleed!) just because you were given the promotion Bruce wanted, to name a few.[[/note]]
** In a funny way the whole plot is set in motion with Bruce believing he's one himself. That God likes toying with him "Like a mean kid with a magnifying glass" and tht he just wants to 'burn his feelers off and watch him squirm'
* Larry Gopnik of ''Film/ASeriousMan''. It ''is'' based on the Book of Job after all.
* The trailer for ''Film/{{Vamp}}'' contained the following litany of the protagonist's experiences that evening:
--> "Tonight, I was nearly hung. I got into a fight with a psychotic albino. I ate a cockroach, my best friend disappeared, and just now I was almost assassinated by a runaway elevator. I've had a bad day!"
* When Jack Slater, the titular ''Film/LastActionHero'', finally confronts the actor who plays him (Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger) in the real world, he gives the actor a long, angry rant about how Schwarzenegger ruined Slater's life by putting him through hell. It might have been entertaining to the audience, but having his son die, having his marriage ruined, and being subjected to gunfight after gunfight after gunfight was less than fun for the fictional character.
-->'''Jack:''' "Let us push his son off the building. You will have eternal nightmares, but you are fictional, so who cares?"
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[[folder:Literature]]
* ''Literature/JobAComedyOfJustice'' by Creator/RobertAHeinlein takes "Job" to a new level; you could rename the trope after this book.
* Standard for the ''Literature/TortallUniverse'' books by Creator/TamoraPierce.
** Alanna is chosen by the Great Mother Goddess in ''Literature/SongOfTheLioness''.
** Daine is watched over by the Badger God in ''Literature/TheImmortals'' and has an unusual strength in wild magic. [[spoiler:Later she discovers that it's because she's a half-goddess herself and winds up in the Divine Realms. Later, when she's pregnant, the kid starts shapeshifting in utero.]]
** Keladry eventually becomes the titular ''Literature/ProtectorOfTheSmall'' thanks to the Chamber of the Ordeal, who points her towards a necromancer and says "fix this." Then she gets orders to run a refugee camp, which gives her a good deal of anxiety about being able to complete her quest. [[spoiler:When said necromancer attacks her camp and abducts its children en masse, she realizes that's the opportunity he Chamber predicted]].
** In ''Literature/DaughterOfTheLioness'', [[TricksterArchetype Kyprioth]] arranges events to have Aly captured by slave-takers and sold to a very specific family in the Copper Isles to fulfill TheProphecy (that he came up with) and defeat Mithros and the Goddess. She takes it in stride and with a good deal of snark.
** Beka Cooper of ''Literature/ProvostsDog'' is a chosen of the [[GrimReaper Black God]]. It actually helps her quite a lot in her police work--hearing ghosts is useful for solving murders, and the "dust spinners" let her hear conversations that happened several hours before. The Black God is also the [[DontFearTheReaper kindest god]], so she doesn't mind being his instrument.
* The idea is alluded to by Tris in her ''[[Literature/CircleOfMagic Circle Opens]]'' book while she's trying to comfort a grieving child. She says it's much nicer to think that the gods are giving you hardships to make you stronger than it happening for no reason at all.
* Rincewind from the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' series is knowingly favored of The Lady (that is, of Luck), resulting in an amazing capacity for survival... but also what he calls "preemptive karma;" if it even looks as if something good will happen to him in the future, his karma will ensure that something bad happens immediately, and continues happening so the good things never come around. It doesn't help that being the Lady's favored puts you on the top of Fate's most-hated list. A side-effect of the conflict between Luck and Fate is that even Death himself does not know when Rincewind is going to die.
** The only reason that the last statement is true is because of this: Due to the machinations of the Lady, and counter-machinations of Fate, Rincewind has been bounced through time and space so often, the most impressive fact of his life is that he has yet to run into himself. Finding the start, let alone end, of a life like that is damnably hard, even for Death. (Although Rincewind would be (dis)pleased to learn that Death has taken such a personal interest in him that his lifetimer is kept on Death's desk, much as a butterfly collector would keep an interesting specimen. The shape is akin to what you might expect if a drunken glassblower went about making a normal egg-timer, and had a continuous case of hiccups.)
** So, when the wizards bring him back and make him comfortable, it scares him more than anything. Because things only stop going wrong when Fate is lining up an even bigger punch.
* Much of MichaelMoorcock's work, and all his ''Eternal Champion'' stories, are focused on this concept. The Champion labors, usually unknowingly, toward a balance between the opposing forces of Chaos and Law. Ultimately, the [[spoiler: Champions actually destroy the Balance, sort-of, creating a supposed world free of destiny, where people have free will. At least, that was the version in the Count Brass books.]] The most famous Champion is Elric, who is dedicated to a god of Chaos, carries an [[ArtifactOfDoom intelligent sword that doesn't always do as he wishes]], and generally is the focus of all the higher-up manipulations. In ''Stormbringer'' he gets [[spoiler:missives from Fate every so often, telling him to just do stuff, including killing a dead god]].
* Túrin from ''Literature/TheSilmarillion'' (Children of Húrin). Morgoth cursed his entire family. Actually, Tolkien claimed it wasn't precisely a curse, since Morgoth was the source of all evil in the world anyhow.
--> "Sit now there, and look out upon the lands where evil and despair shall come upon those whom thou lovest. Thou hast dared to mock me, and to question the power of Melkor, Master of the Fates of Arda. Therefore [[ToThePain with my eyes thou shalt see]], and with my ears thou shalt hear, and never shalt thou [[AndIMustScream move from this place]] until all is fulfilled unto its bitter end."
* Stanley Yelnats of ''{{Holes}}'', thanks to his no-good, dirty-rotten, pig-stealing great-great-grandfather.
* Cazaril, the hero of ''The Curse of Literature/{{Chalion}}'' by LoisMcMasterBujold. A god using you as a tool isn't nearly as fun as it sounds.
** Then there's Ista, heroine of Bujold's ''Paladin of Souls'', who ''knows'' she's a tool of the gods, and resents it deeply.
* ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''. Arthur Dent is the ''epitome'' of this trope, being laughed at as an absurdity by the man who once knew all the truth in the universe, having his home (both house and planet) destroyed by [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Bureaucrats]], having his girlfriend blip out of existence for no reason, accidentally killing the same man in each of his reincarnations, the list goes on.
** You think ''Arthur's'' got it bad? Consider Agrajag, who is the "same man" referred to above.
** "Oh, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that."
** Also Rob [=McKenna=], the trucker who was a rain god and had absolutely no idea? All he knew was that he constantly had a literal raincloud over his head. And had catalogued two hundred and thirty-one separate types of rain. The clouds loved him and want to be near him, but he didn't see it that way.
*** His status as a rain attractor was recognized internationally, as several nations and major airports ''paid him to stay away at all times.''
* Subversion: Dolorous Edd in ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' constantly complains that he is one, but compared to what's happened to the other characters in the story he's actually better off...
** Maybe that is a form of GenreSavvy, as disaster tends to strike characters [[YankTheDogsChain just when everything is going according to plan]].
* ''Theatre/OedipusRex'' makes this OlderThanFeudalism. In fact, the gods seem to have randomly picked him out specifically to be their toy: after hearing Apollo's Oracle prophesy that Oedipus would kill him, his father Laius nails his baby son's feet together and leaves him to die on a mountain. Luckily (?) for Oedipus, he's found and brought up in Corinth, where rumours begin to spread that he's a bastard. He goes to the Oracle for proof and hears that he'll kill his father and marry his mother. Not knowing he's adopted, he decides to do the decent thing and run as far as possible in the other direction...whereupon he unwittingly kills Laius and marries the Queen, Jocasta. And just when everything seems to be going well for him, a plague starts up in Thebes. He tries to fix it...by going to the Oracle, who tell him to find Laius's murderer. To cut a long story short, he does. Jocasta hangs herself, Oedipus stabs his own eyes out with the pins from her brooches, then becomes a beggar. And all apparently because the gods were bored. To be fair, the reason usually given for Oedipus' downfall is that by running away after hearing the prophecy, he was "defying the gods" and had to be punished. It's a requirement for tragedies that the "TragicHero" deserves it, which often leads to rather extreme punishments for their perceived crimes, such as Oedipus' case.
** Actually it was because Oedipus's father captured a prince who then [[DrivenToSuicide killed himself rather then be a slave]]. (And he wasn't just any old slave to Laius; read "underage gay sex object".) The prince's father then cursed Laius to be killed by his own son. The "marry his mother" part is entirely the result of gods' jerkassness though.
** Oedipus wasn't the only member of the House of Thebes to be fate's plaything. When the founder of the House Cadmus slew Ares' pet dragon, he was later honored by the gods and married Ares' daughter Harmonia. One of the wedding gifts was a necklace that granted eternal beauty to the wearer but also carried a curse. Said necklace was passed down through the family and brought tragedy to Cadmus' descendants. Nearly every member of the family suffered unfortunate ends.
** Classical literature in general seems to be like this. For another example, take ''Literature/TheAeneid'': Aeneas, after a giant storm scatters and damages his fleet, pulls into the newly founded city of Carthage. The beautiful queen of Carthage, Dido, rapidly falls in love with him, and everything seems hunky-dory, with his tiny band of Trojans being accepted into civil society. However, the gods send a messenger telling him to go to Italy already, twit. Naturally, he complies, but Dido is driven mad by his abandonment of her and commits suicide, lighting an eternal enmity between Carthage and Rome. This all results from the conflicting schemes of Jupiter, Venus and Juno.
*** The Aeneid was written between 29 and 19 BC, and is as much a political publication as an entertainment one (Aeneas founding Rome was an attempt to justify the invasion of Greece). Romans were good at these sorts of stories.
* ''Literature/MalazanBookOfTheFallen'':
** In ''Literature/GardensOfTheMoon'', Ganoes Paran suffers one misfortune after another, as the gods squabble over him constantly. The universe has a perverse sense of humour, however, and in later books he ends up as the guy setting the rules for said gods.
** Toc the Younger never seems to catch a break--in his first appearance alone, he loses an eye and is tossed into the Warren of Chaos to die. In each subsequent appearance, something catastrophic happens to him, and all of it PlayedForDrama. Only with his last appearance does something go his way.
* [[Literature/RealmOfTheElderlings FitzChivalry Farseer]] of RobinHobb's ''Farseer'' and ''Tawny Man'' trilogies. Described as [[spoiler:Fool]]'s "[[BlessedWithSuck Catalyst]]," which means he exists largely to ScrewDestiny. As [[spoiler:Fool]] puts it, [[spoiler:the world is like a wheel caught in a circular rut, and will follow that rut, digging itself in deeper; only a White Prophet like the Fool can see this course of fate, and more importantly, where a wedge -- the Catalyst -- can be placed to pop that wheel out of that rut and onto a new path. Coincidentally, and to stretch the metaphor a little further, that means the wedge gets run over by the wheel. Hard. And repeatedly, if the first attempt didn't work, making it worse as the rut gets deeper.]] Fitz definitely has the worst time overall of anyone in the series, getting ''at best'' a BittersweetEnding at the end of ''Farseer'', though he just manages to scrape something better out of ''Tawny Man'', which TastesLikeDiabetes.
* K.J. Parker's ''Literature/TheScavengerTrilogy''. [[spoiler: Poldarn: events are possibly being manipulated by the god of the same name to teach him a lesson. Out of jealous love or for revenge.]]
* Eugenides of Megan Whalen Turner's [[TheQueensThief Queen's Thief]] series is one of these. The eponymous Thief, he is named for - and protected by - the God of Thieves, and is generally jerked around by the gods to serve their ends. Sometimes he finds it frustrating, other times he is more pragmatic about it; as he says himself, "If I am the pawn of the gods, it is because they know me so well, not because they make my mind up for me."
* Deconstructed in {{Thirsty}}. It ''blows'' having [[spoiler: your entire life written by a sadistic EldritchAbomination]]
* The basic premise of the children's book ''Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day''.
* [[spoiler: Randolph Carter]] from Creator/HPLovecraft's The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath is this. [[spoiler: It turns out the city Carter had been searching for the whole time was actually just jumbled up memories of Boston.]]
* ''Literature/LabyrinthsOfEcho'' got "being a rather blunt tool of the fate" as almost the defining quality of the series' protagonist. He [[WildMagic interacts with magic in abnormal ways half of the time]] and constantly happens to fall into situations where he sees as the only sane thing to do something ranging from outlandish to [[AchievementsInIgnorance considered impossible even theoretically by anyone more competent]]. He's beaten with this to the point that in the second book of eight they already had such a dialogue:
-->'''Juffin''': ...How do you do, Sir Max?
-->'''Max''': Normally, perhaps. (shrugs in bewilderment) Just now [[spoiler:gave an order of extermination of a whole people... and helped two lovebirds to reunite]]. Nice, isn't?
-->'''Juffin''': Yup, not bad. Normal workdays of a normal Arbiter... You don't plan to make a tragedy out of this, right?
* By the later books of ''Literature/GalaxyOfFear'', each of the three main characters is wholly aware that anywhere and everywhere they go, they are going to find themselves in danger that can't be solved easily, no matter how innocent their current surroundings are. Zak and Hoole even lampshade it.
* In ''Literature/{{Pact}}'', this is explicitly the result of accumulating karmic debt-the universe acts to right the balance by making things difficult for you in any way that it can, in the most inconvenient of ways. Sufficiently talented [[KarmaHoudini Karma Houdinis]], however, can evade the universe's backlash and survive long enough to bear children unto whom they pass the debt. Blake Thorburn is the heir to one such line, and as a result he's forced into increasingly chaotic situations as the universe applies itself to righting his karmic balance.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'': Cory had an interesting take on why he couldn't get away with things.
** Turned on its head in B & B's B'n B when Cory gets caught up in Shawns scheme to turn Feeny's house into a Bed and Breakfast for the weekend while he's away. In this instance Cory actually wants to get caught because he believes he should because thats how things in his world should work, but he thinks the universe is determined that they get away with it and after catching break after break as Feeny returns.
* ''TheDrewCareyShow:'' While not a central premise, Drew once famously theorized on-show, "I always get screwed by the system. That's my place in the universe. I'm the system's bitch."
** One episode revealed that the source of Drew's misfortunes might not be so cosmic after all, as he discovers several men from his work have formed a conspiracy to make his life miserable. Apart from that, there was always Mimi…
* ''Series/EarlyEdition'': The main character receives a cat and tomorrow's newspaper for no known reason.
* ''MyNameIsEarl'': The central premise of the show.
* JoanOfArcadia: This is precisely how [[DeadpanSnarker Joan]] sees her relationship with God. She would be thrilled if He stopped popping in into her life for rarely-explained reasons. For proof, two of the six [[WildMassGuessing WMG]] spectulate that the 'God' of the show is some kind of trickster.
* ''Series/QuantumLeap'': In later seasons, Sam theorizes strongly why he keeps appearing in situations he must correct for the better.
** Lampshaded a bit -- in one episode, Sam has to make it rain to fix his host's life. He can't just randomly make it rain... So in a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, he [[SmiteMeOhMightySmiter calls God out]] on it:
--->'''Sam:''' I don't know who's runnin' this show. I don't know why I was chosen. I bounce around from place to place. I do everything I'm supposed to do, at least the best way I can, but I don't know how to do this one. I mean, you gotta help me. I figure you owe me, for a couple of times, anyway. You make it rain. You hear me? You make it rain!
** In the series finale, [[spoiler:a bartender that is heavily implied to be {{God}} in human form shows Sam that he's done a lot of good. Sam then realizes that the reason he hasn't been able to leap back home is because he doesn't really want to stop helping people. God wasn't the one responsible for Sam's situation. Sam was always the master of his own fate.]]
* ''Series/StrangeLuck'': The central character, named Chance, appears to be at the center of a vortex of extreme improbability both good and bad, beginning by being the sole survivor of a freak plane crash as a baby.
* ''Series/{{Wonderfalls}}'' has "Heroine as a Cosmic Plaything" as a main theme. As Jaye whiningly describes her situation, "I don't have a choice. I'm a puppet. The universe sticks its hand up my butt, and if I don't dance, people get hurt."
* ''Series/TheXFiles'' episode "The Goldberg Variations" has a man with incredible luck, but he's aware that for him to benefit from it someone else has to suffer. When he picks a winning scratchcard, he says it's too much for his purpose. Despite his warnings, someone else is happy to take it, and is immediately run over by a bus.
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'''s Al Bundy sometimes addresses {{God}} in the context of being a Cosmic Plaything, usually in a sarcastic way whenever God seems to be inflicting misery on him for fun, or tearfully asking just why God is picking on him in particular when nothing seems to be going right. He attributes this to The Bundy Curse. Supposedly, it only affects male Bundys but it appears to have the ability to rub off onto family, friends, and passers-by when it's narratively convenient.
* ''Series/{{Journeyman}}'': This show owed a great debt to ''Quantum Leap'', and it's no surprise that Dan Vasser is also a Cosmic Plaything.
* Definitely ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''. Few episodes passed by without one of the character's getting involved in some sort of misfortune, ultimately insulting someone and ruining something. The very last episodes looks back on all of the misfortunes they've caused themselves.
* Sam and Dean Winchester on ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' seem to have been brought into being for the sole purpose of being playthings for Heaven and Hell. Every single event that has happened in their lives has been orchestrated so that they would [[spoiler: release Lucifer from Hell and start the Apocalypse]]. This knowledge has taken a toll on the brothers, especially [[ShellShockedVeteran Dean]], whose jokes and banter with his brother and friend Castiel hide the fact that he is "dead inside," as [[spoiler:Famine]] described him. This is so prevalent that the trope was cruelly played for laughs in the season three episode "Mystery Spot," where Dean is killed over 100 times in a [[GroundhogDayLoop Groundhog Day-like time loop]] caused by a trickster [[spoiler: who is later revealed to be Gabriel, one of the archangels.]]
* From ''Series/DoctorWho'', Rory Williams definitely. It really seems like the universe just wants him to roll over and die. But it enjoys screwing with him too much to allow him to do that. First- his girlfriend/fiancée [[spoiler: and later wife]], runs off with another man. Later, [[spoiler: he has died at least once, debatably twice, had his stag party ruined by the man with whom his fiancée ran off, was erased from existence, turned to plastic, had his fiancée forget him, shot his fiancée against his will, then guarded said fiancée for almost 2000 years. [[TheyKilledKenny He then dies another three times]]. Then his wife gets kidnapped. And then their daughter is stolen, and becomes a psychopath.]] On the other hand, all this cosmic torture turned him into a Grade A {{Badass}} capable of [[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds facing down and intimidating a battalion of Cybermen without flinching]].
** A casual viewer could be forgiven for assuming that the writers had some kind of deep-rooted sadistic hatred for the Doctor. [[TheWoobie And]] [[BreakTheCutie they]] [[YankTheDogsChain might]] [[CartwrightCurse be]] [[TearJerker right.]]
** Perhaps the Doctor himself, arguably being led around the universe by the [[TimeMachine TARDIS]] against his will.
--->'''The Doctor:''' "You ''never'' take me where I want to go."
--->'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext The TARDIS:]]''' "No, but I always took you where you needed to go."
--->'''The Doctor:''' "You did."
** Often PlayedForLaughs at the start of an episode, where the Doctor hops out of the TARDIS and says something along the lines of "VIVA LAS VEGAS!" to the inside of a submarine.
* ''Series/BabylonFive'': Londo Mollari claims that he is this on a couple occasions. In one episode in the fifth season, he comments that he would have thought that the universe would say "Well, we've had our little fun with Londo Mollari" and moved on to torturing someone else by now. Of course, he tends to ignore the fact that many of the bad things that occur to him are the direct result of his own decisions, and a lot of things he complains about affect more people that just him.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** Xander Harris is used so often in this fashion that he finally declares to everyone that he's sick of being the one "with the Bug Eating and the funny syphilis", and that he's not going to let the universe do it to him anymore. And for the most part, from that point on in the series, the universe doesn't. He is also the TropeNamer for ButtMonkey, describing himself.
** The series makes in clear that the universe has it in for Buffy and for most of the characters in general. No two ways about it.
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[[folder:Music]]
* "The Curse" by Music/{{Disturbed}} is about this trope, inspired by the [[BornUnlucky events in singer David Draiman's life]]. On the other hand, its ultimate theme is one of inspiration through hardship.
* Ironically titled song, "The Lucky One" by Music/{{Celldweller}} invokes this. "My head's caught beneath God's thumb, I guess that makes me the lucky one."
* SoundHorizon's ''Moira'' revolves around this concept. Thanatos, enraged at how Moira makes every human being her Cosmic Plaything, decides he's going to get his ''[[StartMyOwn own]]'' Cosmic Plaything to turn into a WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds and [[RageAgainstTheHeavens pit him against Moira.]]
* The song "Disciple" by Music/{{Slayer}} has lyrics about the Almighty ''wanting'' everyone to be miserable. In fact, the chorus of the song features Tom Araya shouting "God hates us all!" over and over again.
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N90M7BXFo_Q Devil on my Shoulder]]" by Music/BillyTalent is all about this:
-->''Follow the rainbow, my lucky omen\\
There ain't no pot of gold, just copper tokens\\
I found the key to life, the lock was broken\\
All my accomplishments, are best left unspoken\\
I dug a hole so deep\\
I'm gonna drown in my mistakes\\
Can't even sell my soul\\
'Cause it ain't worth shit to take''
* In the ''Music/{{Vocaloid}} song "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHq2fDWH2I The Game of Life]]" the protagonist tells her story of her eleven past life were nothing but whims of capricious god. [[spoiler:In the end, she [[MindScrew may or may not]] be said god.]]
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[[folder:Mythology and Religion]]
* ''Literally'' true in [[ClassicalMythology Greek mythology]]. If some mortal caught the eye of one of the gods, he/she was seduced by them, or just flat out [[RapeAsDrama raped]]. Worse yet, if the god had a spouse, they could make life ''very'' bad for you, up to and including being chased by a giant snake across the continent of Europe. Or worse, if their talents outmatched the gods, or they gave a god an answer they didn't like or gave an award to someone else, they were screwed. And if there was more than one god involved...well, they were screwed either way (just look at TheTrojanWar). [[FromBadToWorse How can it get worse you say?]] Well, remember the gods could take on any form, including that of any person.
** The worst thing about Greek mythology is that praying to a god wouldn't get you that god's favor. At best, you'd be ignored. At worst, another god might notice and be offended that you weren't asking ''him'' for help and dish out some petty vengeance. There's a reason the gods of GreekMythology are the TropeCodifier of JerkassGods.
* [[http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~rac101/concord/texts/job/ Job.]] The Devil makes a bet with God that Job only loves Him because he's got it so good; and if it were all taken away he would RageAgainstTheHeavens. Job persists in his faith, believing that God works InMysteriousWays, and [[LaserGuidedKarma is rewarded]] by getting back 3 times what he lost.
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[[folder:Poetry]]
* "A Man Said to the Universe" by Stephen Crane.
-->A man said to the universe:
-->“Sir, I exist!”
-->“However,” replied the universe,
-->“The fact has not created in me
-->A sense of obligation.”
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* In ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'', anyone who worships Tzeentch, the Chaos God of trickery, does so with the constant knowledge that despite his patronage they are nothing more than pawns in one of his elaborate schemes. Beyond that, the lousy state of the galaxy is often attributed to the sheer number of entities - the Chaos Gods, the C'Tan, Eldar farseers, and the God-Emperor - playing at {{chessmaster}} and [[GambitPileup getting tangled in each others' plots]]. For more specific examples...
** The [[MeaningfulName Lamenters]] chapter. The only Space Marine chapter formed during the so-called Cursed Founding to not display obvious mutations or other defects, they nevertheless suffered distrust and prejudice - to the extent that during their debut campaign protecting a world from the forces of Chaos, an allied chapter actually abandoned them, leaving the Lamenters to suffer 80% losses before being rescued by the Literature/{{Ultramarines}} and WhiteScars. The surviving Lamenters were then lost in [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace the Warp]] and presumed dead for two thousand years. After rebuilding their strength, the Lamenters were redeployed to the other side of the galaxy as part of a brotherhood of chapters guarding another warp storm. Unfortunately one of their allied chapters went renegade and dragged the Lamenters onto the wrong side of a civil war, where the Lamenters once again suffered crippling casualties. After the revolt was put down, it was decided that the Lamenters had acted out of misguided honor, and were given the chance to atone through a century-long penitent crusade... right into the oncoming [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Hive Fleet Kraken]]. Their last report before further contact was lost mentioned that they were down to three heavily-wounded companies.
** '''[[Literature/CiaphasCain COMMISSAR CIAPHAS CAIN,]]''' '''[[FakeUltimateHero HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!]]''' has repeatedly stated in his private memoirs that if the Emperor is truly watching over him, He has a twisted sense of humor.
* In ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}'', The Knights of The Templars of the Everlasting Light, the order is a well known knightly order that's also infamous for being cursed. Their knights fall of their horses unexpectedly, their swords breaks before a killing blow can be delivered, their grand master got dumped on a cart of manure, and their chapter house is swallowed up in a freak earthquake.
* The {{GURPS}} RPG has two Disadvantages that sum up this trope: "WeirdnessMagnet," which attracts inconvenient strangeness to the character (the given example includes a talking dog and aliens making a base in the TV set); and "Cursed" which explicitly states "the GM can hose you any time he feels like it, and you have nothing to say about it, because you are Cursed."
* In ''TabletopGame/{{Scion}}'', each character has a "Fateful Aura" that turns them into walking {{Weirdness Magnet}}s. Also, the more they use their awesome powers, the more likely they are to tie innocent bystanders into their growing legend. The stronger their Legend, the easier this happens and the more pronounced the effects, which is the main reason the Gods left the mortal world in the first place.
** It's somewhat more complex than that. Fate is in essence the human desire for things to operate based on rules of Narrative story. Being Fatebound offers benefits... one binds oneself to a particular role, and becomes more likely to succeed when acting in it... while becoming less likely when trying to defy it. The Gods gathered the power of being Fatebound as Heroes to the Mortals to defeat the Titans... then withdrew from the world to let those mortals die out so that they could be who they wanted instead of who the Mortals expected them to be.
* While we're here, this is no doubt the feeling that afflicts anyone who takes the "Things Don't Go Smooth" disadvantage in ''[[{{Firefly}} Serenity: the RPG]]''. As outlined by Mal:
-->''I want it to go smooth. Why don't it ever go smooth?''
* [[TabletopGame/PrometheanTheCreated Prometheans]] were granted life by the Divine Fire. The catch? The Divine Fire is innately hostile to 'normal' life... and living things ''know this''. Maybe not innately, but deep down, they know it. So a Promethean's life really, really sucks, seeing how every human it meets will eventually [[HatePlague flip out]].
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* Daniel from ''VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent''. His entire life - from his abusive childhood with a chronically ill younger sister all the way up to his experiences during the game itself - resembles an extremely cruel and miserable practical joke, and this is without taking into account just what he did while in the service of Baron Alexander, or why. Or that he's afraid of the dark in a horror game with the word "Dark" in its title.
* Maggey Byrde in ''PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'' is convinced this is her lot in life, dating back to when she fell out of her family's ninth-story apartment at six months old. As she notes, her luck is bad to the point she's never even ''tied'' at tic-tac-toe. Being one of the three characters to be the defendant in three separate cases (the others being Maya Fey and Phoenix himself, who also got three times in the hot seat) goes a long way towards backing up that claim.
* The Great "Worrier" Susano from ''{{Okami}}'' becomes convinced over time that his feats of skill are a result of the gods toying with him. Given that the player ''is'' a god and assists him throughout the game, though, he's not too far off the mark.
* Curtis Craig of ''{{Phantasmagoria}} 2'' is this. [[spoiler:Literally.]]
* Kratos from ''VideoGame/GodOfWar''. In his own words: "I am what the gods have made me!"
** Kratos is a subversion. He likes to blame the Gods for the things that happen to him, but in reality most of is his own fault. Played straight as well since both Ares and Athena manipulated him for their own plans.
* ''Everyone'' in the ''VideoGame/ChzoMythos'' is [[BigBad Chzo's]] plaything.
* ''{{Arcanum}}'' has a couple of optional character Traits that make the player this. "Born Under a Sign" makes both critical successes and critical failures more likely, and "Nietsche Poster Child" makes critical failures more likely but improves experience gain.
* In a similar vein, the first two ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'' games have the "Jinxed" Trait, which increase the chance of a critical failure for the player and also for anyone nearby. While generally reviled, walkthrough writer Per Jorner has stated that Jinxed could be useful for a "pure (and weird) Hand-to-Hand build."
* Lucas from VideoGame/{{Mother 3}}. [[spoiler:His mother dies, his brother goes missing and turns up as an evil cyborg who later kills himself to join his mother, and his father goes nearly insane with grief. Even the dog is upset about it.]]
* [[TheLancer Yosuke's]] [[ButtMonkey Butt Monkey]] status basically gets upgraded to this in [[UpdatedRerelease Persona 4: The Golden]]. Specifically, he wonders if he is cursed, or [[GypsyCurse insulted a gypsy]].
* In the ''NeverWinterNights2'' fan campaign, ''The Maimed God's Saga'', [[spoiler:the plot ends up revolving around a bet made between Tyr (the LawfulGood god of justice) and Malar (the ChaoticEvil god of evil lycanthropes and cannibalism), and the player is unwittingly dragged into it.]]
* In ''Videogame/LegacyOfKain'', [[spoiler:everyone but Raziel]] is a plaything of destiny. Ironically enough, the lone exception finds himself being manipulated by everyone else ''because'' he is the only being in existence with true free will.
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[[folder:WebAnimation]]
* Brolli in ''FanFic/DiamondInTheRough'' fits. It's PlayedForLaughs in the first part of the series, with him being called out on his stubborness, and it's PlayedForDrama in the second part, in which he has to solve everything, but can't.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* {{Vexxarr}}. All ''he'' wants is a long, boring life full of cake and Franchise/{{Halo}}. Instead, the [[TheEmpire Bleen Empire]] (his own species) are trying to [[DisproportionateRetribution kill]] [[YouHaveFailedMe him]], and [[FinaglesLaw everywhere he tries to hide]] has [[AliensAreBastards territorial aliens]], [[AGodAmI Ascended Beings]], [[InsufficientlyAdvancedAlien insufficiently advanced aliens]] and his own incompetence. [[RecklessSidekick And]] [[BumblingSidekick his]] [[AIIsACrapshoot crew]][[DysfunctionJunction mates]].
* ''SomethingPositive'''s Davan and Mike think God has it in for them. They're right; at one point He neglects the backlog of prayers concerning a war in favor of watching horror dawn on Davan's face after the man's latest disaster, and God was pissed that He accidentally let something good happen to Mike.
* ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]'' has Black Mage. The universe is practically structured to bring as much pain to him as possible, almost justified as it's hinted to be the world's self-preserve mechanism against his destructive powers. Some of the other {{Butt Monkey}}s have also noted their cursed lives of suck:
-->'''Onion Kid''': "[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/01/29/episode-1088-misfire/ Guess I ran out of parents.]]"
* K from ''{{Blip}}''. It's outright stated that, since [[ImmuneToFate Heaven can't foresee her actions]], they're "censoring" her to insure that she has as little impact as possible on the world.
** Worse still - the forces of Hell ''want'' her to stir things up and will always make sure that ''interesting things'' happen in her life which Heaven will have to squash down, ensuring that she gets her chain yanked ''her entire life''. She will never be allowed the benefit of dull boredom, always standing on the brink of hope and getting denied before achieving anything remotely fulfilling.
* It was revealed in ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'' that [[spoiler: King and Tarot are player characters in a cosmic game of DungeonsAndDragons.]]
* In {{SSDD}} the [[MasterComputer Oracle]] ruins certain people's lives for fun. [[SpaceMarine Tessa]] [[ActionGirl Edwards]] being a favorite.
* Bob from ''TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'' is a ''proven'' weirdness magnet. He can attract monsters and such ''just by standing there.'' He has no idea why.
* Every Lineage Child from Webcomic/{{Sire}} is one by virtue of "The Binding" a fated narrative that drives their stories and forces them on the road which would confront the morals and obstacles that their Sire/Dam had to face. Fate will outright murder anyone who tries to run away from their story.
* At one point in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Elan starts coming up with possible ideas of what an inactive spell the Order found could do, such as shrinking the group down or turning them into dinosaurs. Vaarsuvius responds with, "Those ideas are theoretically possible, if, for example, the cosmos hated us. (An idea I am not ready to dismiss, given our adventures thus far.)"
* The titular character of ''Webcomic/{{Matchu}}'' has been struck by lightning twice in the same day, fallen through weak floors, and had a UFO land on top of him right when he was finally about to talk to his love interest.
* Howard from ''Webcomic/SketchComedy''. (Also, inverted [[http://thesketchy.com/ic/2012/09/27/susan-ii-power with Susan]].)
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* In ''Roleplay/TheGamersAlliance'', [[MeaningfulName The Guy Who The Gods Like To Pick On, Sr.]] has it pretty rough because for some weird reason the gods really ''do'' like to pick on him all the time. He ends up from one miserable situation into another and can't even kill himself because the gods like to keep him alive just to humiliate him even more in increasingly cruel yet morbidly hilarious ways. His children, Guy Jr. and Gal, are also suffering from this albeit to a slightly lesser extent.
* A common pastime of the [[DeusEstMachina Archailects]] in OrionsArm, some think that the only reason they still allow "lower life forms" to exist is for entertainment.
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic. WordOfGod said that he was created to always get the short end of the stick and be a victim - [[JerkassWoobie although he does a lot of crap to balance that out]] - and the Christmas Special proved that even Ask That Guy would be nicer and better off without him.
* In ''[[DNAKpts4tv Death Note: The Abridged Series (kpts4tv)]]'' [[Manga/DeathNote Light]] is this, sometimes ''[[IHaveYouNowMyPretty literally.]]'' Also [[spoiler: Mikami]], [[RageAgainstTheAuthor the writer really has it in for him.]] And L [[spoiler: [[FirstLawOfResurrection who is resurrected]] [[TheyKilledKennyAgain just to be killed off again.]]]]
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Carl.]] Just the things that happen to him.
* Prince Zuko of ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' has resigned himself to the fact that everything in the universe seems to be working against him and his pursuit of his goals. He copes with this by priding himself on [[{{Determinator}} struggling and fighting for his victories]] with no help from cosmic luck.
** Well, aside from that time when he snapped, ending up standing on a mountain peak during a storm [[SmiteMeOhMightySmiter screaming for The Universe to try to strike him down like it always does]]...
** "The universe just loooves proving me wrong, doesn't it?"
--->'''Sokka:''' ''(as it is raining and he is being heavily soaked)'' Look, I'm gonna make a prediction now. ''(Sarcastically)'' It's going to keep drizzling...''(Beat.)'' See? ''(Everything promptly becomes sunny and sparkly, the clouds vanish, the sun shines warmly and the land is happy again.)''
--->'''Aang:''' Not everyone has the gift, Sokka.
* While Waspinator of ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'' was TheChewToy, his counterpart in ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'', Wasp, is a Cosmic Plaything. Instead of getting blown up a lot, his ill fortune lead to him [[spoiler:getting framed for being a spy, going to jail for 50+ years, and ''going insane'']].
** [[spoiler:And then he is tricked into becoming a techno-organic monstrosity by Blackarachnia, explodes, and winds up in pieces on what may or may not be a version of the prehistoric Earth from Beast Wars. Like his predecessor he lives through the dismemberment, but the scene of him trying to pull himself back together is terrifying rather than comedic.]]
* Bill, from ''The Terrible Thunderlizards'', had "When does the hurting stop?" as his CatchPhrase.
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] instantly becomes one whenever he enters UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity.
** Frank Grimes.
* The four main characters in ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''. Cartman had been anal probed for starters, Kenny has been killed many times, and Stan and Kyle would sometimes get ridiculously short ends of the stick, especially Kyle for some reason.
** Episodes like "Cartmanland" and "[=HUMANCENTiPAD=]" seem to imply that Cartman is God's plaything, receiving what he loves and then having it taken away just to mess with him. ''Definitely'' a case of CallItKarma, though--"Cartmanland" largely focused on the idea that a universe where Cartman actually got what he wanted would not be just.
* Timmy Turner, the main character in ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', is tormented constantly. The writers even go so far as subverting the ''WonderfulLife'' [[ItsAWonderfulPlot trope]] by letting the character of Jorgen Von Strangle telling Timmy that his very existence causes misery for everyone. He is also frequently tormented by Francis TheBully, Vicky his evil babysitter, and Mr. Crocker his SadistTeacher. Even when Timmy wishes for his situation to improve, he is forced to wish everything back to normal (more often than not because said wishes proceed to make things worse!), a very notorious ResetButton, thus continuing his ongoing misery.
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'''s sister Candace. Her relentless quest to "bust" her brothers and prove their outlandish activities to their parents means she gets dragged through the wringer and usually gets within a whisker of succeeding, only to have it all snatched away at the last moment, leaving her looking crazy. Like [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Wil E. Coyote]], it's only her own obsession that keeps the pain coming, but it does seem that fate has it in for her: even if ''the entire universe'' has to expand to rob her of validation, it'll happen.
** Even worse, a number of later episodes have Candace attempting to rid herself of her obsession, which inevitably fail just as badly as her attempts to "bust" Phineas and Ferb. Basically, not only is she [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption not allowed to succeed]], she's not allowed to ''stop trying''.
* In ''TheRealGhostbusters'', Egon once commented, "Sometimes I think the universe just waits for me to get cocky."
* Squidward from SpongeBobSquarePants, it seems that the whole universe is out to make him miserable, whether it be his dreams being shattered like glass (no doubt by Spongebob and Patrick, or just being [[YankTheDogsChain yanked away by anything]]), or just being hurt for no reason, it's little wonder that fans of the show have declared him TheWoobie.
** Plankton. If, even for the big bad. It seems that even the most wretched attempts of wanting to steal the Krabby Patty formula, the karma will come back at him with a worse punishment.
* Henry from ''KaBlam''
* [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Gumball Watterson]] in the episode "The Curse" where he finds himself under a plague of bad luck for no explained reason.
* Many characters of ''LooneyTunes'' play with this. While karma does play a lot into their bad luck, the contrived nature of their endless pain and misfortune almost comes off as [[WesternAnimation/DuckAmuck some higher being out there having sadistic fun...]]
** Wile E Coyote is a stand out example. While a key rule in his character is that he could stop his pursuits (and thus his abuse) at any time, his schemes to get a basic meal always fail in often the most contrived (and painful) of ways. Even instances he is GenreSavvy enough to anticipate an error in his plan, fate is always a step ahead of him and twists things back in his direction.
* Frizz and Nug of ''TheDreamstone'' bemoan this status endlessly. Given they spend each episode shanghied into villainous missions to steal a MacGuffin they don't give a crap about, usually facing the brunt of their abusive boss, the angry heroes, their own bumbling and ''anything else'' that can cause pain for them out there as a result, they're not far off.
* ''{{Garfield}}'' is an interesting case. For him, he's only a Cosmic Plaything [[RunningGag on Mondays.]]
* The three main protagonists of ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', even when they're not doing anything to deserve it. At one point when FinaglesLaw ''really'' decides to screw them over, Edd gave us this quote:
-->'''Edd:'''[[FailureIsTheOnlyOption IT WAS NEVER MENT TO BE!]] [[StatusQuoIsGod FATE HAS CONSPIRED AGAINST US!]]
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* Anyone who claims to have never had even a single day where it felt like this is lying.
** Being paranoid certainly helps.
** Even if they aren't (most likely due to young age), it is ''inevitable'' that they will someday experience just such a day.
** Will be made worst by abusive friendships
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