Yeah! Tropes about competition! It's time to play these tropes! You're gonna get smoked! I'm gonna wipe the floor with everyone here! Oh yeah! None of y'all can stand a chance against me! [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Y'all gonna lose a lot more than these games when I'm finished beating y'all!]]
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!!I'm gonna beat y'all at all of these tropes!:
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'''Categories:'''
+ DuelingTropes
+ GameTropes
+ RivalryTropes
+ SportsTropes
+ VictoryAndDefeat
]
* AndYouThoughtItWasAGame: Did you really think this was a game? What a loser! Ha ha!
* AthleticallyChallenged: You suck at sports! I'll beat you easily!
* BaseballEpisode: Let's play some baseball. There's no way you can beat me!
* BattleOfWits: I won with mental instead of physical strength!
* BattleRapping: Now let me give you some advice, you can't step to the flash/Because I'll smoke you like a blunt before I blow your ash/I'm just a rap champion sticking you in my shadow/Because you got no chance to outshine me in this battle!
* BeastlyBloodsports: My animal's gonna maul your animal in a fight!
* BeatThemAtTheirOwnElement: I'm gonna crush you with your own element!
* BeatThemAtTheirOwnGame: I'm gonna crush you so bad I'll make a fool out of you at your own game!
* BeautyContest: I'm far more beautiful than anyone in this contest! I'll win for sure!
* BigGame: This is the big one where I'm gonna win it all!
* BloodSport: I'm gonna beat the blood out of you in this victory!
* BodyCountCompetition: Yeah! I'm catching bodies in this competition!
* BurpingContest: Bet you can't do a better burp than me!
* ChallengingTheBully: Hey, Bully [=McJerkface=], I challenge you to a fight!
* ChallengeGamer: Who wants to accept my challenge in gaming?! Ready to get crushed by me?!
* CheatersNeverProsper: Consequences await you if you cheat!
* CompetitionFreak: It's what the index is about! So enough questions and more competing!
* ContestWinnerCameo: I'm only in this work because I won a competition in the real world!
* CookingDuel: Your meals are so insipid! I can cook better and faster meals than you! You don't have the skills of a chef the way I do!
* CripplingTheCompetition: I must hurt that guy in some way to keep him from competing in a contest I want to win!
* DeadlyGame: I'm gonna kill you in this game!
* DefeatingTheCheatingOpponent: It doesn't matter if you cheat! I'll still kick your ass, even if you're not playing fair!
* DisqualificationInducedVictory: HA! They got disqualified! That means I automatically win!
* DoomAsTestPrize: Seriously?! I have to be murdered just because I won?! What kind of shit is that?!
* DrenchCelebration: Oh yeah! I'm all wet with victory!
* DrinkingContest: Bet you can't get drunk before me!
* DuelingWorks: No way your work is better than mine! I'm the innovator! You copied the concept of my work! Without my work, your wouldn't even exist! So I deserve to win with my work!
* DuelToTheDeath: It's time to duel! Seeing as who the winner will be, it's obvious this will be your last duel in your life!
* EatingContest: I can eat more than you! We'll see who wins!
* EnduranceDuel: Face it! You're too fatigue to compete against me in who can withstand the most pain!
* FriendshipStrainingCompetition: Screw friendship! Winning is more important to me!
* FictionalMysteryRealPrize: That board game I played really helped me get my hands on the real prize I want! It's all mine now! I guess fiction can turn into a reality after all!
* ForcedPrizeFight: I can't believe I'm forced to compete in a fight! I guess I have to be lucky to win then!
* FriendlyRivalry: Let's compete! May the best man win!
* GameBetweenHeirs: I'm here to win the inheritance!
* GirlsVsBoysPlot: My gender is better than your gender, and I can prove it!
* GracefulLoser: Good game, man! I can take a loss!
* ImNotHereToMakeFriends: ThisIsACompetition, not some place to make friends!
* InanimateCompetitor: I'm actually competing against an inanimate object?! Ha! This'll be a piece of cake!
* IneptTalentShowContestant: This talent show didn't go as I expected it, but I won anyways, so who cares?!
* JarOfJellybeansContest: I'm totally going to guess the right amount of jellybeans in the jar before you do! 1, 2, 3, 4...
* KillTally: I've shot down more enemies than you have!
* MegaMealChallenge: Give me the biggest meal you got! I'll scarf them all down in seconds! Nobody can top my appetite!
* MeetTheCelebrityContest: Oh boy! If I win this contest, I get to meet a famous person!
* MiniGolfEpisode: We'll see which one of us can win in a game of golf, which is me!
* MuggleSportsSuperAthletes: I'm gonna beat you in sports with my superpowers!
* NoHoldsBarredContest: Let's fight! I'll knock you out in ten seconds!
* NobodyCallsMeChicken: Who are you calling "chicken?!" I'll take your challenge right now!
* OfficeSports: The office is so boring! Let's play a game to liven it up a bit! Bet you can't beat me!
* OneFreeHit
* OneJudgeToRuleThemAll: Forget the other judges... I'm the one who decides whether you win or lose!
* OpposingSportsTeam: That sports team is going down! Come on, people! Let's show 'em what we made of!
* PaintballEpisode: I'm gonna shoot you down with so many paintballs with my trusty paintball gun! I'm a master at this, and you can't take me!
* PlayerElimination: Ha! You're out of the game!
* PyrrhicVictory: Yes! I won! I... oooh. I think I might have costed my main goal with this victory though. Suddenly, I don't feel like a winner.
* RadioContest: There's no way anyone else will win those tickets! I'm getting my hands on those tickets, and I'm gonna call and be the lucky number!
* RejectingTheConsolationPrize: I don't want this stupid second place award!
* RelievedFailure: I lost, and I'm somehow okay with it!
* RemovingTheRival: That rival has to go! I need to think of a way to get rid of him/her in order for me to have a chance at this competition!
* RiggedContest: No fair! This contest was rigged! They don't deserve that victory!
* TheRival: My old nemesis! Looks like we're gonna be competing regularly!
* RivalScienceTeams: Let's form a science team to beat that opposing team at the science fair!
* RobotAthlete: I'm a robot who can beat anyone at any game!
* SecondPlaceIsForLosers: A character sees as meaningless anything other than placing first in a competition.
* SecondPlaceIsForWinners: Not placing first in a competition ends up producing a better outcome.
* SoreLoser: No fair! I should be the winner! Not you! I hate losing!
** ButNotTooChallenging: I hate losing, but I don't want an easy win either!
* SpellingBee: W-I-N-N-E-R spells me! L-O-S-E-R spells you!
* SpiritedCompetitor: I love competition! Winning is optional.
* SportsStories: I would love to tell my wonderful stories on how I mercilessly crushed my opponents in the sports I've played!
* StaringContest: I can stare at you longer than you can at me!
* StopHavingFunGuys: Competition is supposed to be about winning! Not fun!
* SuddenContestFormatChange: Hey! You can't change the entire ''type'' of competition in the middle of it!
* TalentContest: I'm gonna win this contest, because I got more talent than anyone around here!
* TeamBasedTournament: Your team is no match for mine!
* ThisIsACompetition: ...So stop treating it like a silly game of tag and start competing to win! That's what it's all about!
* TooQualifiedToApply: Stupid people didn't make me qualify for a competition because they are just hating on me for being a competitor!
* TournamentArc: An arc, volume or series involving a tournament.
* TownContestEpisode: We're gonna have a town-wide competition! You're gonna be hitting the streets once I'm finished beating you to the ground!
* UnsportsmanlikeGloating: Yes! I won! You lost! In your face, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
* VictoriousLoser: Who cares if I lost?! I still feel like a winner inside and achieved my goal in the end!
* VictoriousRoar: Rawwrrrrr!! That's my sweet roar of victory!
* VictoryByEndurance: Yeah! That opponent's now worn out and too exhausted to fight back! I win this battle!
* VictoryByFirstBlood: Ha! You bled first! That means I win!
* WorthyOpponent: You know, somehow, I'm starting to like you as my opponent. You've given me a great challenge!
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Yeah! What'd I tell you?! I win again! Come back when you losers have the talent to crush the champion like me!