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->"How come you park a tank outside the studio?"
->"'Cause I got a really small penis?"
-->--'''[[Creator/JagexGamesStudio Mark Gerhard]]''' during an interview
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Like building an EvilTowerOfOminousness or wielding a {{BFS}} or {{BFG}}, there are just some things that have to make other characters wonder if a male character must be compensating for certain [[FreudWasRight other inadequacies]]. ''Much'' rarer, a female character may be compensating due to ACupAngst instead, but this is a relatively new spin on this trope.

Despite the joke, sometimes [[BiggerIsBetter bigger really is better]], in a non-Freudian way. In these cases, you're not Compensating for Something, you're ''sane''. [[CrazyPrepared Usually.]]

[[EpilepticTrees Theorized by some]] to be the reason HeroesPreferSwords.

If you actually ''have'' a [[TeenyWeenie small penis]], it would unfortunately make you an [[AcceptableHardLuckTargets Acceptable Hard Luck Target]].

See also PhallicWeapon, MidlifeCrisisCar.

The examples are limited to InUniverse. '''Please do not add your own speculations.'''

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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]

* It's explicitly stated by the narrator. K (Vice's master) from ''{{Ultimo}}'' buys impressive vehicles and weapons to make up for his low intelligence and lack of physical power.
* Uzu Sanageyama of ''Anime/KillLaKill'' wears a uniform with three large metal spikes jutting from the belt, and his [[spoiler:Nudist Beach]] attire has three suggestively placed guns instead of the usual one. Now combine that with his canonically confirmed [[TeenyWeenie "size"]], and you got a guy covering for some obvious insecurities.
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[[folder:Comics -- Books]]
* {{Deadpool}} once had a gun [[LampshadeHanging actually called]] "The Compensator", as per the quote:
-->'''Deadpool:''' Hey, y'know what money can buy? A [[BlingBlingBang solid gold gun]]. That shoots diamond bullets. I call it "The Compensator". Whatta ya think?
* Herr Starr from ''{{Preacher}}'' develops an obsession for large handguns [[spoiler:after he gets his junk bitten off by a trained dog]]. He poses in front of the mirror holding one in front of his crotch and goes: Doom cock. DOOM COCK! DOOOOOOM COOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!
* In ''Comicbook/DoomPatrol'', one minor villain was an impotent man with a... size problem... who designed a phallus-shaped multi-purpose crotch weapon and dubbed himself "Codpiece" before a short-lived crime spree
* Subtly [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] in the second issue of Volume 4 of ''AtomicRobo''. Japan's real-life SuperSentai team has a giant rail gun, and this exchange occurs in the same panel as a shot of it being delivered by an equally-giant helicopter:
-->'''Pilot 1''':
-->'''Pilot 2''':
* Suicide King, a villain from ''X-Men 2099'', is a dwarf who loves huge {{Hand Cannon}}s. X-Man Metalhead asks if he's compensating for his "size", but the King takes it in stride -- apparently he's heard that one before.
* Minor {{Superman}} villain Barrage constantly gloats about his massive ArmCannon. Maxima asks, "Why do so many Earth males measure their masculinity by the size of their weapons?"
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[[folder:FanFic]]
* Sad variation in ''FanFic/{{Hivefled}}''; Eridan was sleeping around as much as possible with the fleet to compensate for the fact that [[spoiler:he found sex repulsive and terrifying, and if anyone suspected he wasn't perfectly normal he would be killed]].
* Trixie likes to take potshots at the villain, Lord Umbra, with this remark in ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/166203/unlikely-allies Unlikely Allies]]'', referring to his imposing fortress and the immense beast he commands, respectively. [[spoiler:He has plenty to compensate for, actually.]] Se also thinks that Twilight is compensating for something else with her massive magic power.
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* The first ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' movie includes this as a ParentalBonus joke with Shrek talking to Donkey about Lord Farquaad's giant castle. Kids take away the meaning of [[AcceptableTargets compensating for]] [[TheNapoleon being short]], and adults take away the other.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* The Podcast/RiffTrax [[AlternateDVDCommentary edition]] of ''Film/SpiderMan3'' suggests this is why Harry bought M.J. a bigger bouquet of flowers.
* In ''Film/StrangerThanFiction'', this trope is invoked in reference to a double-necked guitar.
* There's a rather long monologue in ''Film/MButterfly'' (a {{Deconstruction}} of ''Theatre/MadameButterfly'' and many Asian Stereotypes that's very vaguely based on a true event) related by the protagonist that his ex-girlfriend said that boils down to this: "Big Cars, Big Buildings, and all the great, big inventions are done by the guys with the smallest dicks."
-->"Say I'm a guy with a small weenie. I'm gonna take over this BIIIIIIIG country, or build this really TALLLLLL building, or write this really LOOOOOOOOONG book, so the other guys don't know, right? But the problem is, you're still wearing clothes, so you conquer the country or whatever, but you're still wearing clothes, so no one can prove who has the bigger weenie."
* Discussed in ''ImGonnaGitYouSucka'', when a {{Mook}} questions why the heroes have such bigger guns than they do; his compatriot replies, "It's a phallic thing, I dunno."
* Even mentioned in Creator/JamesCameron's ''Film/{{Titanic}}'', during a scene in which one of the boat's backers is bragging about the ship's capabilities, claims which our heroine Rose greets with some skepticism. "Do you know of Doctor Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas on the male preoccupation with size might be of some particular interest to you."
** [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor The likeable characters snicker at this, the unlikable ones are either confused or upset.]]
* In ''Film/UndercoverBrother'', after noticing the size of Undercover Brother's car, hair, and jewelry, Sista Girl believes that he is "overcompensating for something." And of course, there's the matter of his "big, black, fuzzy balls" hanging from his car's rear view mirror.
* From ''Film/PrinceOfPersiaTheSandsOfTime'':
-->'''Amar:''' ''(to a Hashansin warrior with a huge sword)'' You know what they say about men with big swords... ''(bends finger)''.
* In the pre-credits sequence from ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'', a girl asks Film/JamesBond why he always carries a gun. He just shrugs and says he has a "slight inferiority complex".
* Averted in the 1987 movie version of ''Franchise/{{Dragnet}}'':
-->'''Connie Swail:''' ''(who has just been rescued from becoming a virgin sacrifice)'' How come his is so much bigger than yours?\\
'''Officer Joe Friday:''' Miss?\\
'''Connie Swail:''' The gun.\\
'''Officer Joe Friday:''' I've never needed more.
* In the first sequel to ''Film/PoliceAcademy'', it is revealed that gun obsessive Tackleberry is still a virgin.
* In ''Film/{{Taken}}'', Creator/LiamNeeson's character implies this is what his ex-wife's new man is doing when pointing out all the ways to rescue the girls that involve him utilize his wealth.
* In ''Film/IronSky'', the female commander of the U.S. fleet utters "That guy has to have the smallest dick in the world" when she sees his gigantic moon fortress.
* The entire message of ''DrStrangelove'' in one sentence: "Men make war to prove they have big dicks and it'll destroy the world now that there are nuclear weapons." In particular, GeneralRipper launches WorldWarIII specifically to compensate for his own sexual impotence, which he has blamed on the Soviets using InsaneTrollLogic.
* In ''Film/FreddyVsJason'', Kia tries to distract Freddy by trash talking him. Among others things, she says that the knifes on Freddy's glove are probably his way of compensating for the obvious. She also notes that in contrast to him, Jason wields [[BiggerIsBetterInBed a huge machete]] instead.
* What Tony thinks about all the guns strapped on the War Machine armor in ''Film/IronMan2''.
* Adrian from ''Film/PainAndGain'', who gets involved to pay for ways to make his penis work again.
* ''Film/DeathProof''. Lee and Abernathy watch Stuntman Mike burn rubber out of the service station in his Dodge Charger R/T 500 and conclude, "Little dick." Given that he gets his kicks by [[PhallicWeapon killing women with his car]], and is later shown sitting with the hood ornament between his legs, they may be right.
* Joey, the resident {{Jerkass}} in ''Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou'', drives a very flashy large car, and is revealed to have a very small penis.
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[[folder:Jokes]]
* There is a joke about a man who wants to buy a gun. He tries every model in the shop, but always finds something wrong - not big enough, not shiny enough, wrong balance... In the end, the shop owner gives him a note and says "Here is my brother's address, he can help you." Once the man leaves, the assistant asks "Who's your brother, a private armorer?" The owner says "Nah, he's a sexopathologist."
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Erik Scott de Bie once mentioned a trend in his books: "[[http://forum.candlekeep.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12551#267416 I just got why all my annoying NPC wizard villains carried around blasting scepters... compensating, you know.]]"
* Used hilariously in ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'': Harry has a standard revolver (it's really the only gun he can use), while PsychoForHire Kincaid has an entire trunkful of weapons of all different sizes, all clearly built for this exact sort of mission. Harry looks at Kincaid's guns, looks at his gun, then looks Kincaid in the eye and says "[[InvokedTrope My dick is bigger than your dick.]]"
* ''ASongOfIceAndFire''. After Queen Cersei burns the Tower of the Hand, and the new Hand announces that he's going to build his own tower twice as tall as the old one, she jokes that maybe he's hinting at something.
* In ''Shibumi'', we have this passage:
-->In his experience, [[AntiHero Hel]] had found that only older North American drivers, with the long distances they habitually travel on good roads with competent machines, have become inured to the automobile as toy and as manhood metaphor. The French driver's infantile recklessness often annoyed him, but not so much as did the typical Italian driver's use of the automobile as an extension of his penis, or the British, driver's use of it as a substitute.
* In ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'', Angua says "[[YouKnowWhatTheySayAboutX You know what they say]] about men who like big weapons." Her boyfriend Carrot says he doesn't know what they say, and Angua says, "They're, er, rather small." Carrot still doesn't get it and thinks she's referring to their height, since [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarfs]] and short watchman Nobby love big weapons. (Specifically, he says dwarfs love a big "[[AnAxeToGrind chopper]]" ... one of those points where the reader wonders if Carrot is really as naive as he lets on.)
* ''Literature/MarginPlay'':
** At Thom Cullens's, Amber compares his skill with his weapon to his ability with his, ah, gun.
** Later, Amber makes a reference to this to Vadim ...and then Kasey [[CallBack repeats it later,]] just to [[JerkAss be a dick.]]
* In ''Literature/{{Noob}}'', the second novel only MauveShirt Shaadö has has a two-meter long BFG. Later, Omega Zell, while asking about him, refers to him as (paraphrasing) "the guy with a big gun who, if you want my opinion, must have been compensating for something".
* In ''Literature/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'', M reads a psychiatric report on Scaramanga speculating that he uses a HandCannon because of his [[AmbiguouslyGay ambiguous sexuality]]. Which explains why the manly Literature/JamesBond only has a Beretta .25 at this point in the novels. Bond does keep a long-barreled Colt .45 in his glove box though; does that imply he might 'come out of the glove box' some day?
* ''[[Literature/AMagesPower A Mage's Power]]'': Because Culmus carries around a {{BFS}}, he is subject to many of these jokes. When Tiza makes fun of him for joining a joust (and using a lance), Basilard tells her to knock it off.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In the ''{{Cheers}}'' episode "From Beer To Eternity", Diane confronts Gary, the arrogant rival of Sam's who has made it an obsession to prove his own bar as superior to ''Cheers''. In a polite and classy TheReasonYouSuckSpeech which for the most part consists of rebuking him for choosing "silly competition" over art and music, Diane innocently throws in a speculation that "perhaps you are compensating for some physical shortcoming"....
* On ''TopGear'', they stick nearly all flashy supercars in the "Uncool" section of the Cool Wall for this very reason:
-->'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' Let me put it to you this way: you would have to have literally no penis at all to buy a car like that. [...] The flashiness of your car is inversely proportional to the size [of your penis].\\
'''James May:''' Is that right? And you're saying that to a man with a 1.2 litre Fiat Panda? Mister swollen-wheel-arches Mercedes CLK Black.\\
'''Richard Hammond:''' He does have a point there. He does...\\
'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' You've got a Ford Mustang!\\
'''Richard Hammond:''' Let's move on!
** Hilariously, the Hummer H3, one of the most flashy and preposterous cars they ever had on the show, ended up being an exception to this rule because it was a giant middle finger to political correctness and it pissed off environmentalists.
* One episode of ''ABitOfFryAndLaurie'' has a hospital patient who has just had his genitals removed. The doctor, in order to help him cope, gives him a pet Doberman, a rusted white van, a subscription to ''Guns and Ammo'', and a lot of camouflage clothing, telling him that it's standard policy. This joke doubles up when the patient complains about needing to urinate. The Doctor's response? If he drives around in that car, in those clothes, with that dog, people will be taking the piss out of him all the time.
* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
** [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Squeaked past the radar]] in "Robot", where the Doctor, speculating about what the robot's motivation could be, starts talking about Freudian psychology and 'compensation'. Cut to the Brigadier [[PhallicWeapon blasting the robot with a disintegration ray by firing from the hip]]. Causing the robot to get taller.
** In the reboot series of ''Series/DoctorWho'', the Master's "Laser Screwdriver", longer, thicker and more dangerous than the Sonic Screwdriver. It's never brought up in the show, but the producer claims that on the first day the prop was brought on set, he received a text message from David Tennant saying "His screwdriver is bigger than mine".
** When the Eleventh Doctor meets his earlier incarnation in "The Day of the Doctor", they whip out their sonic screwdrivers to establish [[IconicItem each truly is the Doctor]]. Ten is disconcerted to see that Eleven's sonic screwdriver is bigger and fancier than his, even after he [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything extends the tip]].
-->'''Tenth Doctor:''' Compensating?
-->'''Eleventh Doctor:''' For what?
-->'''Tenth Doctor:''' Regeneration -- it's a lottery.
* Happens in an episode of ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Playthings"
-->'''Dean:''' Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay? \\
'''Sam:''' Well you are kind of butch, they probably think you're overcompensating.
** On another occasion, Dean implies that Cas is doing this when Cas boasts to another character about how large his true form is.
* ''Series/StargateSG1''. Shortly after returning as a regular cast member, Vala makes an accusation of this [[spoiler:to the chairman of the [[HauledBeforeASenateSubcommittee Senate Committee on Appropriations]].]] General Landry was not amused.
* In an episode of ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One Where They All Turn Thirty", Ross buys himself a sports car:
-->'''Ross:''' How hot do I look in this? Huh?\\
'''Chandler:''' Ross, a sports car? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?
* In the episode "Night Of The Nearly Dead" of ''FatherTed'', the character Eoin McLove is an arrogant manchild who gets what he wants regardless of the effect it has on other people. Eventually, his PA makes him apologise and he confesses to Ted and Dougal: "I haven't got a willy".
* ''NoahsArc'': This exchange between Noah and Wade in the first episode:
-->Noah: "Wow Wade, thats one big truck. Hope you're not compensating for anything."
-->Wade: "Nah playa, it's all good in my hood."
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' - in "The Zeppo", Xander, trying to establish a cool identity for himself, shows up at school in his uncle's flashy '57 Chevy convertible, referring to it as "my thing". Buffy asks "Is this a penis metaphor?"
** Vampire Spike gets a RestrainingBolt that prevents him from attacking humans, and a RunningGag involves this situation being compared to impotence. In one episode he tries out a pistol, but finds he can't even aim it at someone. He responds by demanding a bigger gun.
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[[folder:Music]]
* Exaggerated by dance duo Captain Ahab on ''I Don't Have a Dick'', in which the singer brags wildly about his material possessions (all of which have WebComic/AxeCop [[AwesomeButImpractical levels of awesomeness, but lack in terms of practicality]]) in between shouts of the TitleOnlyChorus.\\\
Subverted in the studio version, which features a monologue in which the singer points out [[spoiler: that there is absolutely no correlation between his lack of genitalia and his ridiculous levels of awesomeness.]]
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[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* In ''TheUnfinishedSpellingErrorsOfBolkien'', Martin Pearson notes that Saruman's EvilTowerOfOminousness is completely hollow, and wonders if he could be compensating for something.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* In ''LowLife'', this is the name of an Edge which grants a bonus to Spirit rolls whenever the character in question is wielding an oversized weapon.
* Averted in ''Warhammer40K'' as far as orks are concerned: True, they fervently believe BiggerIsBetter applies to every aspect of their lives, including ridiculously oversized guns and vehicles, but seeing as they reproduce asexually, there's nothing to compensate for (indeed, they reproduce by ''dieing'', so their oversized guns tend to help with that by making them priority targets).
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[[folder:Theatre]]
* The TowerOfBabel sequence from ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'':
-->'''Nimrod''': We're of one tribe and one language and we can do anything! ''That'' is why we're building a tower to God!\\
'''Caphtorim''': Oh please! You're building that tower because you have a teeny weenie.
* In classic Greek play ''Theatre/{{Lysistrata}}'', the men of Sparta and Athens are portrayed as fighting with each other because of this, and all the women decide to hold a sex strike to get them to stop. Notably, the original play called for all the male characters to wear oversized phalluses as part of their costumes, the implication being that they're doing all their thinking below the belt.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* When looking at Richtofen's portrait in the Kino Der Toten map of VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps Zombies, the player's character can be heard saying, "His portrait's bigger than anyone elses. Must be trying to compensate for somethin'."
* [[CasanovaWannabe Admiral Vigoro]] in ''VideoGame/SkiesOfArcadia'' just oozes this trope. His flagship, The Draco, has a ''[[{{BFG}} giant]]'' [[{{BFG}} cannon]] on it that looks sort of like... Yeah. His main taunt before his ship boss fight starts is that said gun, in his own words, is "bigger than yours." Aika loudly suggests that he has a complex and is obviously compensating for something.
* The Brotherhood gang of ''SaintsRow2'', fans of excessive tattoos and big cars, use a giant truck called "The Compensator".
** The Compensator is also in ''SaintsRowTheThird'' and is used by the Luchadores.
* If you choose to upgrade [[BladeOnAStick The Ravager]] in the ''BaldursGate II'' expansion Cespenar wonders if this is why.
* "That is quite an impressive body you've built. But I believe only 30% of it is truly necessary. Are you perhaps, compensating?" -- [[LittleMissBadass Rachel Alucard]] on defeating [[HollywoodCyborg Iron Tager]], ''VideoGame/BlazBlue''.
* Orlok the Eternal from The Hierarchy in ''UniverseAtWar'' will frequently decree "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I compensate for nothing.]]"
* One of the more expensive cars in ''TheSims3'' is called the "VFN Kompensator".
* In ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'', [[ActionGirl Rose of Sharon]] [[ClusterFBomb Cassidy]] thinks that [[BigBad Caesar's]] choice of a Bull for his insignia means he's compensating for something. She also thinks the Two Rangers Shaking Hands statue at Mojave Outpost is this as well.
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'', Joker seems to make a snarking comment about it when his tiny ''Normandy'' passes the absolutely homongous ''Destiny Ascension'' by saying that ''"size isn't everything"''. But he then clears it up that he didn't meant to imply that he was feeling inadequate, but that the Ascension's firepower is even more impressive.
** BioWare also hit this one with ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'', where [[TokenEvilTeammate Morrigan]], [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Sten]], and [[TheAlcoholic Oghren]] may all comment on how the [[MageTower Circle Tower]] is a giant phallic symbol. Sten will actually say "Humans, overcompensating as always."
** Party banter between Anders and Carver in ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''.
--> '''Anders:''' You've got a real chip on your shoulder, you know.
--> '''Carver:''' I've got a [[{{BFS}} big blade]] on my shoulder, magey.
--> '''Anders:''' Right. Wonder what you're compensating for?
* ''In VideoGame/ExitFate'', Trevor's ridiculous RidiculouslyHugeSword is mocked by both Daniel and Sick for this reason.
-->'''Daniel:''' And what's with that ridiculous sword anyway? It's like a huge slab of iron!\\
'''Sick:''' He's compensating.
* Naoto of ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'' is a rare example.[[spoiler: Naoto is actually a girl, who both dresses up and acts like a boy as she feel that her being a private detective would be ridiculed by the authorities due to gender bias. Her shadow manifests as her desire to be accepted for who she is, and attempts a (possibly fatal) gender change operation on Naoto. It doesn't help that her Persona, Sukuna-Hikona and its evolutions, Yamato Takeru and Yamato Sumeragi, have ''extremely'' long swords compared to their small bodies. Not to mention they based on male legendary figures, making her the only one in the game that has Persona ''not'' in a same gender.]]
* Salvador, the vicious "Gunzerker" of ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'', stands at a tiny 5'4" due to steroid abuse stunting his growth. His ability to wield GunsAkimbo is called "gunzerking", and he knows ''exactly'' what it looks like. "TIME TO COMPENSATE!" Whether he's compensating for his height or that other thing is open to interpretation.
** "SCREW YOU FREUD!"
* In ''VideoGame/{{Halo4}}'', [[AwesomePersonnelCarrier The Mammoth]] is the size of an ocean liner, with wheels the size of houses, and the biggest gun right on top of it. Cortana being [[DeadpanSnarker Cortana]]...
-->'''Cortana:''' Well. Someone's overcompensating.
* In Creator/ZapDramatic[='=]s ''Move or Die'', Wilma suggests that the nursing home guy needs a gun to compensate for "a lack of firepower elsewhere." Predictably, he attempts to shoot them for it.
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* This idea permeates just about everything to do with the sleazy stripclub owner/porn czar Mars from ''BrokenSaints'', from the way he talks to (surprise) his gun.
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''KevinAndKell'' has had fun with the [=SUV=] and this trope on a couple of occasions, including one that was owned by a flea (don't ask how it could reach the wheel and the pedals at the same time, please), prompting a comment about "The bigger the car, the smaller the man", and Ralph Dewclaw, who was obviously compensating for his complete lack of hunting-ability.
* ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge''
** [=ObviouslyCompensatingForSomething Man=] of the subcomic ''Jailhouse Blues'' sports [[BlasphemousBoast "More Ammunition than God"]] as his special power, and was defeated by [[strike:Yo Momma Man's]] Jazz's Smack Talk power regarding his... deficiencies.
** Done in the main comic, also; upon seeing Wily's gigantic fortress, a character remarks that he must be compensating for something. When he targets them with an absurdly large laser cannon (shaped suspiciously like a phallic symbol), one says "He IS compensating for something!"
** After the character Dive Man destroys the cannon, he says something along the lines:
--->'''Dive Man:''' Did I symbolically castrate you now?
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' implies this about the Wulfenbach household [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080829 here]], in particular taking note of the [[AirborneAircraftCarrier giant floating Castle]]. There are lots of jokes about this in general, involving "death rays" or "tool belts".
** Dot's nottink. One of participant brought to the assault on Mechanicsburg troops riding [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20111116 something]] between a WalkingTank and the lower half of PoweredArmor. That is, "vehicles" looking like wide pants... with a big gun set on the fore end.
* Is mentioned once in ''BeyondReality'' in regards to Orion's {{BFS}}, as well as having much of the fanart (especially about the time a dragon snapped it in half) talk about it in a [[FreudWasRight certain]] way.
* Lampshaded in [[http://www.antiheroforhire.com/d/20080111.html this]] ''AntiheroForHire'' strip.
-->"Wow, that gun is pretty accurate for its size."\\
"Well, I don't have to compensate for things like some people."
* In ''TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'', Vulcan Raven has a pet peeve for "Compensation" jokes made at him because of his weapon of choice. Later on, Grey Fox outright asks him if he's got a small penis, to which Raven responds that he's officially made his death 25% more painful.
* In a rare female example, one furry comic called ''Vitaboob'' has this as the punchline. The main, female fox girl in it (selling some kind of [[BreastExpansion breast enhancement]] drug which she gleefully tells you she uses regularly) has '''ENORMOUS''', perfectly spherical breasts bigger than her head, a '''HUGE''' poofed out tail twice as long and big as her body, and '''MASSIVE''' feathered Farrah Faucett 80's hair, and you kind of wonder why she needed her breasts enlarged in the first place... except she's like a tiny, little, itty-bitty thing about 4'10" tall. See, she's really small, and [[BuxomIsBetter wants to make up for it by being as big as possible]]. What was that Rev. Lovejoy said? "To compensate for my own smallness"? Yeah, she's got you beat there Reverend.
* The comic ''Chaos Campus'' has a similar female example, in the character Jamie Schaffer, a goth poser who is unusually short and compensates by having massive, cartoonish, 72"-of-inadequacy breast implants.
* ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'' in the strip named after one stunt from ''Film/{{Predator}}'':
-->'''Eastwood:''' "[[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2010-06-27/comic/voiding-your-warranty/firing-blanks-at-10000-rounds-per-minute/ What in the bloody fucking hell]] is ''[[{{BFG}} THAT]]'', and how small do your man parts need to be to justify using it?"
* In a ''Webcomic/{{Fanboys}}'' page lampooning the DoomedHometown trope, the GenreSavvy generic RPG hero complains that he has a sword that can "compensate for the entire village's manhood".
* Iceland in ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'' has [[http://satwcomic.com/the-collection disturbing ways]] of [[http://satwcomic.com/brand-new-equipment dealing with]] a severe insecurity complex related to his small... population. His severed penis collection is based on a RealLife phallus museum in Iceland.
* {{Parodied|Trope}} and {{deconstruct|ion}}ed, then [[{{Trope}} played straight]] in [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1918 this]] ''SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' strip.
** In the [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2860#comic 2860th strip]], one guy tries to bring up this trope about someone with a big car, but another argues through a bunch of statistical correlations that the opposite is more likely.
* One of the villains in a recent arc of ''{{Fans}}'' was a Middle-Eastern property developer who had a tendency to build extremely tall structures emblazoned with his initials on them. When time comes to battle him in the climax, the heroes have difficulty until they hit upon the idea of taunting him for his obvious efforts at compensation. [[VillainousBreakdown He doesn't take this so well.]]
* [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in the bottom panel of [[http://ea.snafu-comics.com/?comic_id=8 this]] ''Webcomic/EverAfter'' comic.
* In ''Webcomic/MeatShield'', Ch'p wonders if the [[http://www.meatshield.net/archive/welcome-to-scenic-vedris-city-of-serpents/ two huge snake statues at the entrance of the port of Vedris]] means the city is compensating for some shortcoming.
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* LetsPlay/{{Gronkh}} discussed this in his [[LetsPlay Let's Test]] ''AtlanticaOnline'', where he called the [[{{BFG}} cannnon]] "compensation cannon".
* In Xanauzumaki's [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]: [[AbridgedSeries the Abridged Series]], Ganondorf wishes to take over the kingdom [[spoiler:to compensate for his [[TeenyWeenie unbelievably small penis]]. His logic behind this is that if he can't have a big dick, then he shall '''BECOME''' one! To quote the Great Deku Tree, "You see, Ganondorf's penis is so small that the only way to compensate for it would be to obtain the powers of a god and [[WorldDomination conquer the entire kingdom of Hyrule".]]]]
* ''[[http://tantagreen.deviantart.com/art/Compensation-156790992 Compensation]]'' by [=TantaGreen=] on deviantART, about them ''{{Transformers}}''. Because, what if [[HumongousMecha Mecha]] isn't [[HumongousMecha Humongous]] enough?
* The Pandora Boxx song "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XkTtyDcSAA Nice Car! (Shame About Your Penis)]]". 'Nuff said. (Not Safe For Work)
* ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars'': Whether it is true or not, Levin is ''[[RunningGag constantly]]'' mocked in this way, particularly by Longram.
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* The series ''WesternAnimation/ClickAndClacksAsTheWrenchTurns'' milks this joke for all it's worth in one episode with an SUV that's literally ''called'' the Compensator, which looks more like a tank than anything else.
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
** The episode where Peter discovers that Chris is well-endowed has an absolutely beautiful riff on this. Peter gets a MidlifeCrisisCar that is decidedly phallic, taunts a motorist with a normal car[[note]]"Hey, when you park that thing, does your garage ask 'Is it in yet?'[[/note]], then upon coming to a tunnel [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything repeatedly backs in and out of it]]...until it gets flattened by an oncoming bus. Which is full of bikini models who laugh at him, causing Peter to hurtfully say "Ow, my pride." The same episode also suggests that [[TakeThat everyone in the NRA is a member for this reason]].
** Also in the episode "Peter's Progress", Stewie (who is a baby) is King Stewart of England. When someone asks Brian why the King is so nasty (which is normal for Stewie), Brian replies it is due to Stewart having an extremely small penis. He describes it as "that one grape in a group of grapes that never really became a grape."
** Another episode had a joke similar to the ''Futurama'' one below, but with an [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] Monument -- which is, of course, at least twice the size of Washington's and pitch-black.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', the crew visits Washington, D.C. We see them fly by the Washington Monument, and the Clinton Monument, which looks just like Washington's except twice the size.
** ''Into the Wild Green Yonder'' has a television advertisement for the [=MagnaPhallix=] three hundred two inch TV. "It's bigger!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', Rev. Lovejoy just comes right out and says it.
-->'''Marge:''' Why do we need a church steeple that big?\\
'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' To compensate for my own sense of smallness.
* Used openly on ''RobotChicken'', when a dweeb who's shopping for a new vehicle demands something appropriate for a guy with an extremely small penis.
* {{Invoked}} and {{parodied}} in ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' several times, most prominently the episode "OsamaBinLaden Has Farty Pants". Its pre-censorship title contained a reference to Osama having a small dick, and in one of the scenes several magnifying glasses focus on bin Laden's microscopic wiener.
** A later episode, appropriately titled ''TMI'', did it even better, when Cartman somehow mistakes a height chart on the bulletin board for a measurement of the boy's penises. This leads to a lengthy discussion (by Randy, of course) about how to properly determine penis size. It also lands Cartman and Randy in an anger management group, whose therapy sessions invariably end up with the members defending their genitalia.
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