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->'''Salesrobot:''' Psst! Buddy, wanna buy a watch?
->'''The Watches:''' (whispering) ''Don't buy us! We're fakes!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}''

A character is walking down a seedy alley, and is accosted by a man in a trenchcoat. He opens the coat to show a display of fake watches and asks the character, "You wanna buy a watch?"

This is a visual way of establishing [[BlackMarket a place]] or person as being shady. Often will be parodied by replacing the watches with whatever item is likely to make the people around him go {{Squee}} and have a {{Nerdgasm}}. Another common variant is for the seller to be wearing numerous wristwatches on the same arm, pushing up his sleeve to display them. Regardless of circumstance, there's also about a 50% chance of the person being mistaken for a flasher, either by the characters or the audience.

The merchandise may have [[FellOffTheBackOfATruck fallen off the back of a truck]]. The shady seller may be HonestJohn. In places where UsefulNotes/{{Pornography}} is illegal, this can be the guy you go to secretely see to fill your PornStash.

When adding examples, please remember that the trope is the visual of having the goods inside the coat or otherwise hidden from view.

Sister trope of TrenchCoatWarfare where the coat is a [[{{Pun}} coat of arms]].

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* Clyde, the closest thing that ''ComicStrip/{{Candorville}}'' has to a stereotypical black male, is often found selling these. On one occasion he used a similar approach to sell something highly secret--the main character thought it was drugs, but it turned out to be videos that were GuiltyPleasures.
* ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'':
** "Hey, buddy.... You wanna buy a hoofed mammal?" WordOfGod says it was originally going to be "wanna buy an ungulate?" but he erred on the side of ViewersAreMorons.
** Another one had a caveman in an overcoat, showing another caveman a campfire.
* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'':
** The title character once (May 9, 1980) declared his intention to go into the business of "black-market kittens", complete with a trenchcoat with Nermal hanging inside. [[FridgeLogic Never you mind where he got it]].
** Jon buys a bad suit from one of these dealers in the February 13, 1997 strip.
** In a variant, the July 12, 2000 strip has Garfield ask Jon "Wanna buy a watch?" But instead of in a coat, they're around Odie's tongue.
* A RunningGag in ''ComicStrip/TheWizardOfId'''s early days had one of these guys scamming Sir Rodney with items that were [[ExactWords always exactly what he'd said they were]], but naturally, never what he'd ''implied'' ("racy French postcards" that turned out to be of [[AnachronismStew the Tour De France]], for example).
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''Fanfic/RocketshipVoyager''. When the crew go on space station leave, they're approached the moment they exit the elevator from the landing dome by various shady characters selling drugs, religion or fake jewelry--the latter being taken from the stereotypical coat.
-->An extraterran of the same species as Nee'Lix sidled up to them. He wore a plaid jacket in loud colors from which he fetched a pawful of sparkling gemstones. "Now ''these'' are the genuine article! Lobi crystals, plundered by the K'Zon-Nistrim from the [[MythologyGag Crown Prince of Luria]] himself!"
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}}'': "Hey! Wanna buy a sundial?"
** Also bonus points for both Phil's reaction and the way the guy is introduced to first seem like a flasher.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheManCalledFlintstone'', Fred, getting desperate to buy Wilma a present, purchases a bootleg necklace from one such man for a quarter. Said necklace comes in handy later when Fred [[spoiler:uses it as bait to lure the Green Goose into his missile, trapping the Green Goose and his henchmen in it as it launches into space.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/OliveTheOtherReindeer'': The shady penguin Martini tries to sell Olive wristwatches from such an alley. He also has stationery and pens that he stole from the zoo when he escaped. More than one of these turns out to be a hilarious ChekhovsGun.
* Implied in ''WesternAnimation/OliverAndCompany''. Whenever Fagin checks the time, he's revealed to be wearing a line of watches down his arm.
* ''WesternAnimation/RecessSchoolsOut'': Hustler Kid, who keeps junk food in his coat, asks Spinelli, "Wanna buy a Winger Dinger?" (Before you start giggling, a Winger Dinger is some sort of candy bar in the show.)
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}'' played with this, where a shady robot asks Rodney if he wants to buy a watch. The watches then say "don't buy us, we're fakes!"
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/LeBal'': In 1946 Paris (a time of shortages and rationing after the war), a guy with a coat full of contraband is selling stuff in a fancy nightclub. He sells cartons of cigarettes to the washroom attendant.
* ''Film/TheBraveOne'' plays it for realism. Creator/JodieFoster's character goes to buy a gun, but is told there's a thirty day waiting limit after getting a license. A customer notices her look of desperation and approaches her outside the store, offering a pistol for a thousand dollars. Rather than carry an illegal handgun in New York City, he takes her to a back alley and has her wait while he fetches the handgun, throwing in a box of ammunition and impromptu instruction on how to use it. Unlike the Easy Andy scene mentioned above, there's a noticeable lack of GunPorn.
* ''Film/ComingToAmerica'' plays it fairly straight for a comedy when Akeem and Semi are confronted with a man selling them some of the stuff ''stolen from them'' earlier in the film.
* After the club scene in ''Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper'', Kermit is sitting out on a park bench when this shifty-looking guy comes up, sees that the frog is having troubles, and paints out what he thinks is the scenario- and gets everything wrong. After Kermit kindly brushes him off, the guy opens his trenchcoat and asks, "You wanna buy a watch?"
* In ''Film/IntoTheWoods'', the Wolf opens his coat to show a display of candy when he is trying to lure Little Red Riding Hood off the path.
* In the film version of ''[[Film/IvanVasilievichChangesProfession Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession (a.k.a. Ivan Vasilievich: Back to the Future)]]'' there's a guy selling electronic parts that way, coat and all. Which is totally justified. In USSR, electronic parts were not outlawed, but private trade was. And the only reason Shurik even buys from the guy is because it's lunchtime, and all the electronic stores in the neighborhood are closed.
* Happens in ''Film/{{Jumper}}'', somewhat ludicrously. The main character walks down a New York street particularly noted for these sort of dealers in search of a fake driver's license, and he's offered everything, from watches to ''children'', but it turns out at least some or most are meant to ambush and rob the buyer.
* In ''Film/PoolOfLondon'', George--one of the sailors on the ''Dunbar''--attempts to smuggle an absurd amount of watches into London: loading down all the pockets on his suit and even [[TrouserSpace stuffing them down his trousers]]. He is immediately busted by Customs when [[ActingUnnatural he loudly states he has nothing to declare before the officers have even asked him]].
* There's an illegal tomato dealer in ''Film/ReturnOfTheKillerTomatoes'' who pulls his wares out of the lining of his trenchcoat in this manner.
* ''Film/StrippedToKill'': The character identified as the [[NoNameGiven 'mobile entrepreneur']] sells a bewildering array of merchandise of dubious provenance out of the trunk of his car: everything from butterfly knives to classical music [=CDs=]. He can usually be be found hanging out in the alley behind the strip club.
* Easy Andy in ''Film/TaxiDriver'' sells his wares (in this case handguns) from a couple of suitcases. He also claims he can get the protagonist anything from illegal drugs to a brand new Cadillac.
* ''Film/TheThirdMan'' opens with several shots of some variants of this trope in postwar Vienna's black market, including someone with several watches on his arm, and someone opening a suitcase with a pair of brand-new boots inside.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler is most noted for selling nearly inedible food, but ''Literature/GuardsGuards'' notes that he is also a "purveyor of absolutely anything that could be sold hurriedly from an open suitcase in a busy street and was guaranteed to have [[FellOffTheBackOfATruck fallen off the back of an oxcart]]."
* ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'' has a slight variation on this. Hermione briefly watches Fred and George sell copies of one of their joke shop items from beneath their cloaks in this manner. To be fair, with Dolores Umbridge around, they had to be sneaky about selling their merchandise outside of the Gryffindor Common Room.
* The S. Alan Fox short story "Technology Bites" has a "seedy-looking man" offering to sell the protagonist an awesome, next-generation computer (which fits neatly inside a raincoat). Unfortunately, it's just bait.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In Harry the Hat's first appearance in the ''Series/{{Cheers}}'' episode "Sam at Eleven", Sam orders Harry to leave the bar, giving him ten seconds - and realising as he looks as his empty wrist that Harry has stolen his watch. Harry returns the purloined timepiece, but opens his coat to reveal numerous watches and asks if Sam wants to upgrade - which just gets him a more forceful order to leave the bar.
* ''Series/TheGoodies'':
** Parodied in the episode "Hype Pressure". Experiencing a 1950s revival, Tim turns into a quick-talking, quick-walking, shady spiv. "Wanna buy a nice pair of fluorescent socks?"
** In "Fleet Street Goodies", Bill is approached by a stereotypical trenchcoat-wearing flasher. After whipping open his coat to apparently flash Bill, he turns out to be an example of this trope when Bill buys something off him.
* ''Series/{{Lost}}'' has Sawyer doing stuff like this (with necklaces).
* ''Series/{{MASH}}'':
** A first-season episode has Hawkeye and Trapper dealing with black-marketeers for some stolen medicine. When one of them is questioned by Frank Burns, he hikes up a pant leg to show a dozen watches arrayed on his shin and offers to sell him one.
** A Korean peddler played by Richard Lee-Sung appears in several episodes, selling dubious products like watches that run backwards and Hitler's pencil case.
* An episode of ''Series/TheNanny'' played with the trope. Fran and Val are sitting on a park bench and a man with a long trenchcoat approaches them and holds it open. The audience only see him from the back, and the dialog at first implies he's flashing them, thanks to many innuendos until we finally see the watches. Later in the same episode, Fran sees the man and tries to summon him over to buy a watch, but he holds open his coat and flashes them instead.
* In an episode of ''Series/{{The Odd Couple|1970}}'', when Oscar is on a senior citizens' cruise for his ulcer, a guy has a trenchcoat full of junk food for sale.
* In an episode of ''Series/ParkerLewisCantLose'', a guy presents a selection of portable video games to Jerry Steiner.
* In the ''Series/SmallWonder'' episode "The Hustle", a street vendor calling himself Discount Eddie tricks Jamie into buying a portable TV set that doesn't work properly. Later, Ted confronts Eddie and is sold what appears to be a fur stole.
* ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''. Although Cyrano Jones is not breaking the law (as he takes pains to point out) he produces Spican flame gems, Antarian glow water, and of course [[Recap/StarTrekS2E15TheTroubleWithTribbles tribbles]] from his coat of many pockets. During the BarBrawl he steals a drink only to have it removed from his hand by the bartender, whereupon Cyrano produces another glass of booze from his pocket!
* A comedy stint on Spanish TV once had a trenchcoated shady salesman selling a video full of [[ExactWords "men in leather... goats... and little girls dressed as nuns!"]] To the avid buyer's dismay, it turned out to be [[spoiler:''Film/TheSoundOfMusic'']].
* In the featured film of ''31 Minutos'', a Chilean tv puppet show, a shady person aproaches Patana, opening his coat, to which she reacts in shock and surprise, after the man laughs in a grotesque way the camera focuses in front of him showing he was selling patch pockets
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[[folder:Music]]
* "Life Is a Carnival" by Music/TheBand. "Hey buddy, would you like to buy a watch real cheap?"
* Dan The Automator's mixtape ''Wanna Buy A Monkey?'' (named after the David Letterman line from ''Cabin Boy'').
* Music/JoeJackson is depicted wearing such a coat [[http://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7020/6620311225_b1f489ac62_b.jpg on the cover]] of his album ''I'm the Man''.
* In Music/{{Styx}}'s video for "Too Much Time On My Hands", Chuck Panozzo has one. He tries selling to Dennis [=DeYoung=], who shows he has the "multiple watches on the arm" variation.
* The video for Music/WeirdAlYankovic's ''White and Nerdy'' had him buying ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' from such a vendor.
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[[folder:Print Media]]
* The Polish computer magazine ''Bajtek'' had a regular section devoted to prices of used electronics at the bargain market. It was accompanied by a drawing of a shady trenchcoated guy with keyboards, motherboards etc. inside his coat.
* The cover of the December 1994 issue of ''Spy Magazine'' featured a Photoshopped image of then-President Bill Clinton selling a watch, Spam, a Cadillac hood ornament, a drink from Subway, and other items from inside his trench coat. Writers for the magazine pretended to represent Clinton, and called various companies stating that the President wanted to do product endorsements. They strung along the companies that said yes.
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[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
* On ''Series/SesameStreet'', a green Anything Muppet guy (sometimes identified as Lefty) keeps approaching Ernie with offers to sell him letters of the alphabet, among other things. His most famous pitch is the song "Would You Like to Buy an 'O'?"
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[[folder:Radio]]
* A RunningGag on ''Radio/TheJackBennyProgram'' was a shady-sounding man hissing to Jack, "Psst. Hey. Buddy. C'mere."
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[[folder:Stand-Up & Recorded Comedy]]
* In one of Creator/CheechAndChong's "Pedro & the Man" skits, the duo are approached in their stalled car by a Harlem youth offering them a watch, a transistor radio and a diamond ring.
-->'''Youth''': Check it out, only real diamonds can cut glass!\\
'''Pedro''': Hey, look what you did to my windshield, man!
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* The standee art for the "Orange" pirate Player Character of ''TabletopGame/ForgottenWaters'' depicts a skull-faced pirate dramatically throwing open their cloak, which is lined with cutlasses.
* ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' has [[http://magiccards.info/rtr/en/112.html Viashino Racketeer]].
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[[folder:Theater]]
* In ''Theatre/GuysAndDolls'', a shady watch seller distracts the Times Square crowd in the OpeningBallet. This also appears in the 1955 film adaptation.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* The Sleazy Guy in ''VideoGame/{{Discworld}}'' sells hourglasses. When Rincewind asks where he got them from, he replies "fell off the back of a donkey cart".
* ''VideoGame/DragonFable''[='=]s weapon vendor.
* In the Vegas Strip in ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' there's a shady-looking guy with a long coat hanging out near one of the casinos. If you approach him, he reveals that he's selling concealable weapons like knives and pistols for people who want to avoid having to go into the casinos completely unarmed, presumably carrying them under his coat.
* Ray in the ''VideoGame/FreddiFish'' games, who's pretty much HonestJohnsDealership without the dealership, sells these most of the time. Since this is a kids' series, it's never explained what's so dodgy about his merchandise.
* The Spiv in ''VideoGame/MediEvil2'' sells you ammunition and other resources. When you interact with him, the camera zooms in so the store menu appears to be inside his coat.
* ''VideoGame/Persona5'': There's a guy who sometimes shows up hanging out in a side alley in Shibuya who sells a few items that can't be purchased anywhere else. Though he carries his wares in a briefcase rather than a trench coat.
* In ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClank2002'', the RYNO Salesman apparently kept the RYNO in there, although we don't actually see it there. He only tells Ratchet it was there after he buys it.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Urgh, this thing is heavy!
--> '''RYNO Salesman:''' Yeah, try carrying it around in your trenchcoat for 2 months.
* The merchant from ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' very much gives off this vibe (and [[TalkLikeAPirate Talks Like a Pirate]] for some reason). He even peels back his trenchcoat in the standard manner when approached.
-->"Whad' a' ya' buyin'?"
* ''VideoGame/{{Troublemaker}}'' has an IntrepidMerchant, Richard, who sells his wares from his longcoat which he seems to have an unlimited supply of.
* The "Melee Island citizen" in ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland'' sells maps in this manner.
* One of the generic henchmen in ''VideoGame/WhereInTheUSAIsCarmenSandiego'' was a very sneaky, sleazy-looking guy who opened his trenchcoat to reveal sparkling, gleaming watches.
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': The WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "licensed" has Strong Bad explaining how he and The Cheat have lent their likenesses to "officially licensed unlicensed merchandise" that is required to be sold out of a trench-coat or off a blanket. Bubs, an ''unlicensed'' unlicensed seller, is selling this way ("I'm a public flasher!" "Yeah, right, you ain't got no nudity under there!"), but his goods are actually of a higher quality than what he sells at the concession stand.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' So wait a minute...your shady bootleg operation peddles quality goods, while your legal storefront sells dangerous crap?!\\
'''Bubs:''' Exactly! I got a rep-uh-tation to uphold!
* ''WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers'': Parodied in "Desert Head". A Bandit and his 3 other friends tricked Mario into getting attacked, and then they later throw him into [[spoiler:the pyramid where he met Oscarm and John Gayham (who hosts a strange game called [[ShowWithinAShow Pyramid Puzzle]]), respectively]]. The lead Bandit acts shady as first, but then he demands money when Mario comes to him.
-->'''Bandit:''' Hey buddy over here!\\
'''Mario:''' Ohh a drug dealer! Sure I'll come! ''(cut to another shot with himself, Bandit and 3 other Bandits)'' So what you got? Weed? Cocaine? Some sort of thing you found off the ground? I'll sell you this [[spoiler:Chinese]] fish behind me for all you got!\\
'''Bandit:''' No! We just want to know...do you have any money?\\
'''Mario:''' Well look in the top right corner idiot! Do I have any?\\
'''Bandit 2:''' Wow!! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Look he has 972 coins]]!!!\\
'''Bandit 1:''' Shh I know what to do... [[RougeAnglesOfSatin ATTT]][[SuddenlyShouting ACK]]!!!
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'':
** A band of roving [[ItMakesSenseInContext milk pirates]] [[http://www.kevinandkell.com/2009/kk0707.html causes a shortage]], with milk only available on the "[[BlackMarket white market]]":
--->'''Shady cat in trenchcoat:''' Psst! Whole milk.\\
'''Aby:''' Get out.\\
'''Cat #1:''' But Aby...\\
'''Aby:''' Forget it. You wouldn't want what he was selling.\\
'''Cat #1:''' You mean it's--?\\
'''Aby:''' Skim.\\
'''Cat #2:'''I once got ground-up chalk.
** Kevin's criminal dad was first introduced as selling fake Rolexes, as part of an extended AliceAllusion (he's the white rabbit with a watch in his pocket).
* A ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'' strip featured a Muppet version of Ethan being accosted by Lefty from ''Series/SesameStreet'' (see above), with an unlicenced Franchise/{{Transformers}} toy in his coat, and telling Ethan they can be bought in another room. The final panel has the real Ethan explaining that this is what Botcon is like now that the dealer's room has banned this stuff.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* [[https://www.deviantart.com/tokkiko/art/Shady-the-Drug-Dealer-298377665 This deviantART picture]] depicts a shady dealer selling [[spoiler:drugs]] this way.
* This WaverlyFlams film. "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tXsO35TQ-0 Hey buddy! Wanna buy a ghost?]]"
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* On ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', a shady salesman tries to sell Fry some "bootlegged" alien organs. The salesman tries to sell him some gills, but says they won't come until next week. Meanwhile, he'll take the lungs, since Fry obviously won't need them (and Fry agrees). Leela has to rescue him from the operating table.
* A [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Cogsworth-]]lookalike seen in the ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'' short "Babysitters".
* In the ''WesternAnimation/NedsNewt'' episode "Newt York, Newt York", Newton turns into a few characters to try and "blend in with the locals" when visiting UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity. He turns into a shady watch dealer while in the UsefulNotes/NewYorkSubway.
-->'''Newton:''' Hey buddy, I've got a watch here that's ''you''! Heck, I've even got one that ''was'' yours!
* ''WesternAnimation/OggyAndTheCockroaches'':
** Joey, Dee Dee and Marky spoof this trope in "Black and White" when they find paint after the house has been stripped of its color. Here they wear trenchcoats and have their chests painted to trick Oggy into using the paint.
** Jack pulls his coat in a similar manner in "Oggy's Night Out", revealing he has a bunch of combs. He uses one and combs his head fur with it.
* The Hustler Kid from ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' normally has a coat full of toys, junk food and other contraband he tries to unload on the other kids.
* On a Valentine's Day episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', Otto is portrayed in one story as a shady [[ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin chocolate salesman]] who sells Lisa some candy bars. [[ButtMonkey Milhouse]] then offers to pay for her candy, only to find that [[spoiler:he is really an undercover officer for the British police.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'': In "Diaz Family Vacation", a seedy guy in a trench-coat approaches Mr. and Mrs. Diaz and [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything opens his coat in front of them]]. He turns out to be a street peddler selling watches, souvenirs, and other tchotchkes, and Mrs. Diaz buys a set of wind chimes from him.
* One ''WesternAnimation/WheresWaldo'' illustration in a train station or airport shows (among many other things) a group of smugglers arrested, one carrying watches in his coat.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* There are lots of places to buy unlicensed knock offs and outright stolen merchandise in big cities, but the shadiest of shady vendors need to be able to deny what they're doing and walk off at at a moment's notice. Hence having lots of watches on your wrist, or in your pockets, or on the inside of your coat.
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