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->"''They're all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one.''"
-->-- '''Agatha Trunchbull''', ''Film/{{Matilda}}''

Classic villain type in children's stories and films, a person who [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin cannot stand children.]] At all. It may range from them being very irritated by them but not saying anything to seething hatred of insane comedic levels, but whatever the case, they simply do not like them.

A Child Hater can be either gender, and often either a [[RichBitch glamorous woman with a shallow personality]], or a [[GrumpyOldMan bitter, cantankerous old man]]. The fact that they themselves were once a child never seems to cross their mind, though, in a few cases, said child hater [[FreudianExcuse may have had]] [[MaddenIntoMisanthropy a difficult childhood]] filled with trying to deal with [[KidsAreCruel other, less than kind children]], or may have become embittered by an early adulthood of dealing with kids at their worst. Ironically, for some reason they have a tendency to have a career that involves working with children, such as a camp counselor or a SadistTeacher. They may be in a job that focuses on children (teacher, host of a children's TV show, toymaker), or as a particular type of DepravedKidsShowHost. Otherwise, they're likely to become a CrankyNeighbor who [[FunHatingConfiscatingAdult confiscates any toy or other plaything of theirs that lands on their property]].

If one of these is [[GuessWhoImMarrying trying to marry a single parent]], expect the Child Hater to make plans to ship the poor kid or kids OffToBoardingSchool so they can have the parent all to themselves.

Needless to say, it's highly probable that such a character WouldHurtAChild, but it isn't obligatory. In ''extreme'' cases, they may even aim for a full-on ChildlessDystopia.

Contrast FriendToAllChildren, who is often the natural enemy of this kind of villain.

It should be noted that [[TruthInTelevision some people in real life dislike children]], but [[Administrivia/NoRealLifeExamplesPlease more information is not necessary]].


[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''Manga/DeathNote'': Roger, who is in charge of the Wammy's House orphanage, dislikes children, although [[AllThereInTheManual apart from being mentioned in the databook]], [[InformedAttribute this is never shown anywhere else]].
* Asuna Kagurazaka of ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' is a self-proclaimed Child Hater and in earlier chapters took every chance she could to state this. Ironically she's the female lead/[[TheLancer Lancer]] in a series that revolves around a [[AdorablyPrecociousChild ten-year old Mage/Teacher]], whom she develops at times [[HeIsNotMyBoyfriend ambiguous feelings for]]. To be fair, she states her reasons for not liking children; they cry when they don't get their way, they expect others to do everything for them, etc, etc.... these being traits the child lead [[WiseBeyondTheirYears does not possess]]. Eventually, he evolves into a [[BadassTeacher full blown badass in later chapters]], even by Shounen Lead standards.
* ''Anime/MichikoToHatchin'': The woman who runs the orphanage.
* Yukimi of ''Manga/NabariNoOu'', who constantly mutters about he hates "brats" (even including Raikou, who is 20). [[{{Irony}} Ironically]], [[ManChild Yukimi himself]] is childish to the point that he blows out other people's birthday candles and is reduced to elementary school level name-calling when he's annoyed. And despite his self-proclaimed hatred of kids, he's still [[PapaWolf fiercely protective of Yoite and Miharu]].
* ''Manga/YuGiOh'': Chono-sensei, a MonsterOfTheWeek villain, fits the "vain and shallow" personality to a tee. [[spoiler:Until the Pharaoh hits her with karmic retribution.]]
* Kagemaru, the main antagonist of the first season of ''Anime/YuGiOhGX'' even flat out admits it; after yelling at the assembled crowd of students to be silent when he finally shows up, he remarks, "This is why I hate teenagers".
* {{Subverted|Trope}} with [[Manga/DetectiveConan Kogoro Mouri]]. While he does have traits of a Child Hater, (i.e. Calling them brats, [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood physically assaulting Conan]] [[DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff for opening his mouth]], etc), he ''adores'' his daughter Ran and has the rare PetTheDog moments with Conan.
* Subverted and then played straight with Akito's mother Ren from ''Manga/FruitsBasket''. On one hand, she said that she hated how the then-tiny [[spoiler: Ayame, Hatori, Kureno and Shigure]] swarmed to her and cried, but it was more about annoyance than outright hate. (She didn't know it, but their tears were because [[spoiler: they sensed she was pregnant with Akito, the future God of the Zodiac.]]). However, she plays it straight via noting that she has always hated her niece Rin, and she always abused her child Akito ever since early childhood.
* ''Manga/ShugoChara'' has [[spoiler:Yuu Nikaidou-sensei]] who is a teacher because his ''real'' job actively involves [[EvilTeacher crushing childrens' dreams]] in order to draw out their "Hearts Eggs" in order to check if it is the mystical wish granting "Embryo", and there is reason to believe the possessor of said Embryo is at Seiyo Academy. It's kind of a win-win situation for him.
* A non-villainous example, Senjougahara Hitagi of ''LightNovel/{{Bakemonogatari}}'' has made it abundantly clear that she has an intense distaste for children, mainly because of an incident whereupon bumping into a small child she lost her composure and began apologizing to the unfettered child. Not particularly fond of feeling submissive to what she considers a lesser being, she has since held firm that all children should be exterminated.
* Hougen from ''Anime/GingaDensetsuWeed'' appears to have something against puppies. One time, he tells his minions to kill a litter of puppies because he thinks someone was hiding a female from him.
* Hinako from ''Manga/BitterVirgin'' is a non-malicious example. She more specifically doesn't like babies, mostly newborns. [[spoiler:She was sexually abused by [[ParentalIncest her step-dad]] in middle school which caused her to become [[TeenPregnancy pregnant]]. She sees fetuses as parasites living off their mothers]].
* Fujiura from ''Manga/AnaSatsujin'' is a BlackWidow who pretends to be a shy, kid loving woman when she really is a ChildHater to the degree where she'd [[WouldHurtAChild kill one]].
* Souther from ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar'' uses child-labour to build his mighty empire and generally treats them with contempt. It is this trait among others that marks him as one of the vilest villains in the series. It's later revealed that [[spoiler:the trauma of unwittingly killing his own master as a boy]] is the trigger for wanting every other child in the wasteland to suffer like he has.
* ''Manga/OnePiece'': In a flashback to Trafalgar Law's past Corazon was stated to hate children, a fact he showed by chucking a then-ten-year old Law out of a window. [[spoiler:Eventually subverted when we learn it was all an act. Corazon was really a Marine who really liked kids, but deliberately kept a child-hating image, in an attempt to prevent them from joining Doflamingo's crew and turning to a life of piracy.]]

[[folder:Audio Plays]]
* Susan Danvers of ''AudioPlay/TheElysiumProject''.

* Greg Proops jokes about being this in his standup. In real life, however, while Proops legitimately does not want kids of his own, he's reportedly completely chill with the children of his friends and family.
-->''"You children are like the lilies of the field: you toil not, neither do you spin! Come back when you're sixteen and can score drugs and we can ALL have a good time!"''
* Creator/DonaldGlover jokes about how children are "tiny Hitlers" in his stand-up. He says that the only reason he wears condoms is so that he doesn't have children, and not because of the risk of AIDS. He even compares having children to AIDS:
-->''"Think about it, they're not that different. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made, and once you have them you can pretty much only date other people who have them. What's the difference?"''
:: He does point out, though, that AIDS beats out children because you can't go to prison for accidentally dropping AIDS.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ComicBook/{{Fables}}'' : Frau Totenkinder not only dislikes children as her last name (German for "dead children") suggests; she even turns out to be the Witch from ''Literature/HanselAndGretel''.
** More of an occupational hazard as her powers are fueled by eating children. She later meets Gretel again, now a teenager, they bury the hatchet and Gretel even starts learning magic from her.
** Frau Totenkinder's hatred of children seems to stem from her origin story. [[spoiler:She was denounced as a witch and kicked out of her tribe after she got pregnant by the tribe leader's son (said son had promised to marry her, and then pretended he wasn't the baby's father after he had to marry someone else). This sent her on a downward spiral that caused her to think nothing of killing one child a year for great power and two children a year for eternal youth. By the time she joined Fabletown and was made a welcome member of the community, Frau Totenkinder mellowed out. Although she still gets her powers from the abortion clinics she finances...]]
* ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}'''s John Constantine bluntly states "I fucking hate kids" in the opening of one story arc while standing in the same line as a woman with a screaming baby. This throwaway comment actually foreshadows the rest of the arc: [[spoiler:the BigBad turns out to be a CreepyChild possessed by a hideous rape demon that impregnated a (male) gangster, the CreepyChild's father, with a child that was meant to be an Antichrist]].
* In ''Franchise/{{Batman}},'' [[SociopathicHero Damian]] rescues a young boy and swings off noting that he hates kids. [[BoomerangBigot Damian is ten]].
* Grouchy Smurf is made out to be this in ''ComicBook/TheSmurfs'' story "The Smurflings"...not that Snappy Smurfling was any help by preemptively commenting "I hate grownup Smurfs" before Grouchy could even say anything. In the [[WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs cartoon version]], however, he has a serious soft spot for Baby Smurf, oftentimes acting as a PapaWolf when Baby is threatened.

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* Therese from ''ComicStrip/ForBetterOrForWorse''. However her husband pressured her to have a kid anyway, but she didn't like being a mother and eventually divorced him.
* A 2014 ''ComicStrip/HeartOfTheCity'' story had Heart and Dean taking shelter from a snow storm at a doll hospital where the owner despises children because of an experience he had when he was a kid, his rambunctious older cousins played too rough with his action figures and broke them all and they also blinded him in one eye when they fired a missile from a G.I. Joe toy into his eye, he tried to fix his favorite knight figurine but he grew frustrated and threw it in the river. He eventually has a change of heart after Dean shows him that he takes care of his action figures and gives him one as a good luck charm because it gave him luck in the past.
* "Hate" may be too strong a word for how ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} feels about them, but he ''really'' doesn't like them, and he has good reason not to; he's had plenty of bad experiences with children. One very early strip had him stalked by four dark figures in an alley, who turned out to be little girls who covered him from head to toe in ribbons. Then there was a two-week series of strips where Jon's cousin came to visit, bringing her SpoiledBrat daughter and her infant son (leading to Garfield finding out the hard way what a diaper bag was). A [[BlackComedy far darker]] example of this was a little girl who bribed Garfield into taking him home with her, only to throw him to her [[FluffyTheTerrible huge dog "Muffin".]] Maybe the reason Garfield doesn't like kids is, quite simply, they don't like ''him''.
* George Wilson harbors venomous feelings toward neighbor Dennis in ''ComicStrip/{{Dennis The Menace| US}}'', an antipathy that, as Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon has pointed out, hasn't at all decreased with Dennis' MenaceDecay. Since Dennis is his main contact with childkind, it's not hard to generalize.

[[folder:Fairy Tales]]
* The WickedStepmother in any given FairyTale, although usually not for her own children, just her husband's. Literature/HanselAndGretel, Literature/{{Cinderella}}, etc. Somewhat unsettlingly, in the original versions of many fairy tales, the character was in fact the children's mother. The Brothers Grimm ([[{{Grimmification}} ironically]]) were responsible for much of the {{bowdlerization}} when they realized this might be disturbing to younger readers. It itself is a cultural thing. At the time that the Brothers Grimm was written, women who were widowed were expected to remarry immediately. They were also forced to leave any children they had from the previous marriage at their parents' house. If their parents had died they had to just abandon their children. So the ''reason'' so many stepmothers were wicked was that they weren't given time to grieve, forced to marry an unknown man, and lose their children.

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* Retro, the villain of many of Creator/{{garfieldodie}}'s works, is this in ''Fanfic/CanYouImagineThat''. It's not really noticeable afterwards, though.
* Downplayed with Asuka in ''Fanfic/GhostsOfEvangelion''. She never liked children. However she didn't abuse them, either. And she made an effort to get over her disliking when she got pregnant.

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie'':
** Robyn Starling's "Aunt" Pristine Figg. She mentally abuses Robyn by sending her to bed without supper and LOCKING her in the attic at night. She had the titular characters, Tom and Jerry, dropped off at the pound to keep them from telling Robyn that her father survived the avalanche. [[spoiler:For crying out loud, she was even willing to LEAVE Robyn to burn alive when the Starling cabin was set on fire!!]] Apparently, Figg looks after Robyn just so she can get the money that really belongs to Robyn and her father and isn't hers to begin with.
** Figg's lawyer, Lickboot, was probably no better. He was also only in it for the Starling fortune as well.
* In ''WesternAnimation/MonsterHouse'', Mr. Nebbercracker is an angry man who is often yelling at kids to get off of his property [[spoiler:but is actually trying to protect kids from this spirit of his wife Constance, who actually was this due to being mocked by kids as a circus freak.]]
* [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep The Cat Shepherd]] and [[MustHaveCaffeine Moka]], in ''WesternAnimation/{{Nocturna}}''. The Cat Shepherd is a non-villainous example, who finds kids to be ''really'' annoying, but slowly warms up to Tim. Moka meanwhile, [[spoiler:is also a non-villainous example, as it was part of act to goad Tim into journeying across Nocturna and confront [[LivingShadow the Shadow]]]].

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* Robert Mitchum's character in ''Film/TheNightOfTheHunter'', although he's [[VillainWithGoodPublicity very good at hiding it]].
* ''Film/TheParentTrap'' series: The [[GuessWhoImMarrying wicked-stepmothers-to-be]] usually falls into this trope.
* ''Film/ProblemChild 2'': [=LaWanda=] Dumore; in her reveal in the climax. Although its hinted at earlier, since she threatens to send Junior OffToBoardingSchool in Baghdad -- and there was a goddamn war on over there at the time the movie was made.
* Teri Hatcher's character in ''Film/SpyKids''. At least she has an excuse, as the last two kids she met ''burned most of her hair off''. (She was trying to kill them at the time, but still.)
* ''Film/CheaperByTheDozen'': Ashton Kutcher's character [[DesignatedVillain is supposedly this]].
* ''Film/ThreeMenAndALittleLady'': The evil would-be groom. He even outright says that he loathes children in an effort to make the audience hate him!
* Dr. Allan Grant in ''Franchise/JurassicPark'' is highly averse to children at the beginning of the film. After encountering some friggin' dinosaurs, he [[AnAesop understands that they aren't so bad in the long run]]. At least, kids wouldn't swallow you whole or crush you underfoot. By midway through the film, he doesn't mind them [[SleepCute napping on his shoulder and such]].
** This was only in the movie, though. In [[Franchise/JurassicPark the book]], he didn't mind kids so much, knowing they were always enthusiastic about dinosaurs.
* ''Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet'': Freddy Krueger is an extreme version of this trope, being a child murderer -- though if you take [[PaedoHunt his original concept]] into consideration, he liked kids in entirely the wrong way. It's also played ambiguously in the case of [[spoiler:his own daughter, Kathryn]].
* ''Film/ChittyChittyBangBang'': The Baron and Baroness Bomburst of the country of Vulgaria were added to the film version and fit this trope to a T. The Baroness is even afraid of children. Both employ the Child Catcher, who could very well be this Trope personified, to capture and abduct any children in the country. Her fear is most likely born of jealousy. A person so vain as to faint from shock when they are told they are ugly would undoubtedly be jealous of anyone more beautiful, or in this case more youthful looking than themselves. It's even explicitly laid out by the Toymaker: children growing up remind her that she's growing older herself, so she decides that [[InsaneTrollLogic if there aren't any children around growing up, she won't age]].
** In the stage musical version, she's so terrified of children, just hearing the 'C' word causes her to scream in terror or have a panic attack.
* ''Film/BatmanReturns'': The Penguin, one of the villains, plans to kill all first-born children of Gotham City as a twisted revenge for his own ParentalAbandonment. Actually, [[MisanthropeSupreme he hates the]] ''[[MisanthropeSupreme human race]]'', and is just scapegoating children in this scene. It also should be pointed out that all his would-be victims are rich boys, [[PositiveDiscrimination with girls apparently being too beneath contempt to warrant hatred]]. When this plan is foiled by Batman, he decides to "punish ''all'' God's children," no matter what their sex or socioeconomic status.
** The Penguin only kidnaps the rich boy firstborn and ignores the girls because he's pissed at how his own parents abandoned him when ''he'' was a kid (he himself having been born to a rich family). His plan was to make all of Gotham suffer because of what his parents did to him.
* ''Film/MaxKeeblesBigMove'': Principal Jindrake plays this part real good, who he sees as acne-scarred riffraff.
-->" Here they come, With their pimples and their braces..., and their rickets and their lice, Their snot-nosed, baggy-pantsed..., high-pitched,squealing voices."
* TheBaroness in ''Film/TheSoundOfMusic'': "Darling, haven't you ever heard of a delightful little thing called [[OffToBoardingSchool boarding school?]]"
* The Hallmark movie ''Film/LoveTakesWing'' has [[{{Jerkass}} Ray Russell]], a man with a serious chip on his shoulder and an unexplained grudge against children. He constantly says orphans are worthless no-counts and should just die or get out of town.
* Phineas T. Prune from ''Film/TheChristmasThatAlmostWasnt''. He hates everything about them, hates to see them happy, and especially hates Christmas. He's forgotten that he ever was a child, a fact he's reminded of at the end when his FreudianExcuse is rectified.
* [[AmoralAttorney Gordon Bombay]] from ''Film/TheMightyDucks'' is this, which is one reason why he hates spending his community service as a kids' hockey coach. [[CharacterDevelopment He gets over it]], largely thanks to Charlie.

[[folder:Mythology and Religion]]
* Most tales of the JerseyDevil claim it originated because a woman who [[TooManyBabies already had twelve kids]], upon discovering that she was yet again pregnant, cursed aloud that if she had to bear it, let it be the Devil instead of yet another child. Granted, with so many children, she probably ''had'' liked them until the burden of caring for so many became too arduous to stand.

* Creator/RoaldDahl loved this one. There's ''Literature/TheWitches'', Miss Trunchbull from ''Literature/{{Matilda}}'', and in his script for the film version of ''Film/ChittyChittyBangBang''. {{Lampshade}}d in a sketch from ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook'', where one character says "It's like I'm a villain from a Roald Dahl book -- the man who doesn't like children." On other occasions he mentions his dislike of children makes him feel like a Disney villain.
* From the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' series:
** [[Characters/HarryPotter Argus Filch]]. Filch's hatred of students comes from the fact that he is a squib who hates most magical folk while having a job with children who enjoy using magic than genuine hatred for children in specific. It does not help that Filch's job is to clean up after children and fix the things they break, which is a full-time job.
** Voldemort appears to be one in a flashback sequence depicting his attempted murder of Harry. At first he is casually mulling about killing an innocent child who just happened to speak to him about his outfit, mistaking it for a Halloween costume. When baby Harry starts to cry, Voldemort wants to kill him even more, as he really dislikes the sound of crying children.
** While [[SadistTeacher Dolores Umbridge]] explicitly says she hates children in the [[FilmOfTheBook film of the fifth book]] this trope is averted in the books themselves, as she doesn't particularly hate children, but rather all people who challenge her power. The only reason why she abuses children in the books, is simply because it's a way to assert power over them and because she can get away with it.
* ''Literature/WaysideSchool'':
** The [[MeaningfulName meaningfully-named]] Mr. Kidswatter, principal of Wayside School.
** Many teachers in the third book apply. Mrs. Drazil, for the most part, appears to be trying to [[TheAtoner atone]] for her previous EvilTeacher tendencies, and is nothing but pleasant to the Wayside kids. But she finds herself sucked back into her role when she shows a grudge against former, troublemaking students. Miss Nogard mostly hopes to bring misery to everyone around her, and so she applies for a teaching position. [[LoveRedeems She learned]] [[HeelFaceTurn to get over this.]] The Gorf family, however, is a pure example of this trope.
* ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'':
** Count Olaf hates children. [[MoralEventHorizon He uses them as slave labor in one of the later books.]] The only reason why he adopted the Baudelaires, thus, was in an attempt to steal their family fortune.
** A number of the guardians of the protagonists don't seem to think very much of children, given how most of them force the children to take adult jobs and then mock and ridicule them for being unable to manage properly. Possibly the worst is in ''The Austere Academy'', when the infant Sunny is forced to be a secretary and is blamed for being unable to answer the phone, because ''she's not old enough to talk''.
* ''Literature/{{IT}}'': Pennywise the Clown. Though the one thing he loves about children is their taste.
* The advocate Coppelius from "Literature/TheSandman" (not [[ComicBook/TheSandman this one]]) by Creator/ETAHoffmann.
* ''Literature/PeterPan'': Captain Hook in many versions. In the original, he only hates Peter Pan specifically.
* In Viveca Lärn's ''Tekla'' books, this trait is often exhibited by shallow {{Valley Girl}}s who try to make their moves on Tekla's father. Tekla and her friend Ulle make a resolution not to hate kids when they get older.
* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
** Would-be WickedWitch (who couldn't become one because of family obligations) Granny Weatherwax strongly dislikes children. Ironically, since she's the good witch, she's also one of the series' strongest examples of WouldntHurtAChild, and is completely harmless to children (in fact, if you try to hurt children on her watch there are not enough words for how utterly screwed you are). Granny is thus stuck in the unenviable position of being unable to do more than complain about how much she dislikes children to others and [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon threaten annoying children with over-the-top punishments she would never act on]]. Children, on some instinctual level, recognize this as they think her threats are funny and cling to her at every opportunity. This causes her no end of annoyance.
-->'''Nanny:''' If you think Esme Weatherwax'd curse kids you've got the sense of a earthworm. She'd cuss 'em, yes, all day long. But not curse 'em. She don't aim that low.
** Susan is another ironic variant: she's very good with children and content to work with them, but she detests ''childishness'' and treats kids like inconveniently-small adults. As a result, they adore her and learn much, ''much'' faster from her lessons than from "See Spot Run" books or curricula aimed at children.
** As in many things, Magrat (at least, before she became a mother herself) is kind of the opposite of Granny; she ''wants'' to be good with children but isn't, and the fact she doesn't actually like them very much worries her.
* This shows up a lot in ''Literature/ThePaleKing''. Anyone who went to elementary school with [[CheerfulChild Leonard]] [[ChildProdigy Stecyk]] has what is described as a 'complex hatred' for him. People hate themselves for hating such a well-meaning kid, then hate him even more for creating such self-hatred. The principal has nightmares about the boy and occasionally fantasizes about sinking a meat hook into his face and dragging him behind his car through the streets of Grand Rapids, MI. A homeroom teacher even attempts to kill him with a pair of blunt scissors. It eventually culminates with someone blowing up his locker.
* The Literature/InDeath series: [[spoiler: Eve's mother]] turns out to be this. She hates kids, do-gooders, and... everyone and everything. She has no FreudianExcuse for this.
* Literature/SisterhoodSeries by Creator/FernMichaels: Arden Gillespie in the book ''Lethal Justice'' reveals in her thoughts that she doesn't like children. Rosemary Hershey had promised her husband Bobby Harcourt that they would have kids in the book ''Sweet Revenge''. Bobby, when he announces his intentions to divorce her, throws her words back in her face, saying that he doesn't see any kids around, indicating she doesn't like kids and was lying through her teeth.
* Plenty of Creator/PGWodehouse characters, although it's somewhat justified in that the kids in his stories tend to be [[BrattyHalfPint Bratty Half Pints]].
* One Polish crime novel (''Drugi Watek'' by Joanna Chmielewska) subverts this. The protagonist's father abandons her and her mother since he hates children and acknowledges he wouldn't make a good father, and pays his child support. [[spoiler: He's a decent man, and not the murderer in this case.]]
* Men who don't like children are looked upon unfavorably in ''Literature/ABrothersPrice''; because they are so [[GenderRarityValue rare]], [[MandatoryMotherhood Childfree Is Not Allowed]] and they are expected to take on many of the nurturing aspects of childcare. Some of the Whistlers dislike Balin Brindle for wincing and doing nothing every time his little sisters/possible incestuous children start to cry in public. The fact that Keifer never could stand being around the little princesses or even fake any degree of liking for them is yet another mark in a very long list against him. It doesn't seem to matter to most how women feel about children, as demonstrated by Captain Raven Tern, whose discomfort around children is PlayedForLaughs and generally accepted, since her sisters will presumably handle carrying on their family line.
* Lizardstripe from ''Literature/WarriorCats'' appears to not like having any kits, showing dismay at Hollyflower for missing her kits at one point. She even said she didn't want any with Mudclaw ([[OneSteveLimit in [=ShadowClan=], not [=WindClan=]]] in front of Yellowfang and Raggedstar.
* Downplayed with Doctor Narlikar from ''Literature/MidnightsChildren'', who just prefers to avoid them and has no children of his own. He's also a major advocate for birth control. Oddly enough, he works as a gynecologist despite this.
* Almost every staff member (except for Mr. Fyde and The Lunch Ladies) in ''Literature/CaptainUnderpants'' that works in Jerome Horwitz Elementary School comes off as this to the students.
* Implied with the Heffley brothers' aunt Cakey in ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'': When she babysat Greg while he was eight, she wouldn't give him anything to do and made him take a nap. When he told her he didn't take naps anymore, she accused him of "talking back".
* In ''Literature/DirtyBertie'', Mr Grouch the janitor at Bertie's school dislikes all children, especially Bertie because Bertie is a bit of a slob and Mr Grouch is a NeatFreak.
* Kestrel from ''Literature/WingsOfFire'' hates dragonets, or at least the dragonets she is made to take care of. [[spoiler:They remind her of the two dragonets she lost a year prior. In reality, only one of her children died, however she didn't learn this until they were nearly grown]].
* All adults in ''Literature/QuicksandHouse'' hate children on sight, thanks to a combination of BizarreAlienReproduction which means that children are no longer born but hatched as blood-drinking leeches that only gradually gain human form, and the fact that adults in the world of ''Quicksand House'' are just [[AdultsAreUseless generally assholes.]]
* Implied with Jumptall in ''Literature/TailchasersSong''. After reporting that kittens have gone missing all around the forest, the Meeting Wall Clan and a neighboring Clan try to figure out what to do. Jumptall happily exclaims "No more kittens!", which gets him stared at by everyone else and causes him embarrassment.

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Film/TheChristmasThatAlmostWasnt'': Phineas T. Prune. He hates everything about them, hates to see them happy, and especially hates Christmas. He's forgotten that he ever was a child, a fact he's reminded of at the end when his Freudian Excuse is rectified.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** Principal Snyder. We eventually get something of an explanation to the effect that he was the kid who was always picked on; presumably he became a [[SadistTeacher school principal]] by way of revenge.
** Lothos. With the exception of Merrick, Lothos and his minions are never shown attacking anyone over the age of 18.
* The ''Series/CriminalMinds'' episode "The Boogeyman" had a killer who specifically targeted children. Since the victims, who were male and female, showed no signs of sexual abuse, and were killed with excessive violence, its concluded the killer is driven exclusively by rage, and just really, really hates kids. [[spoiler:In a twist, [[SubvertedTrope it turns out he's about the same age as his victims]].]]
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'': While not cruel or anything to them, Robin isn't particularly fond of babies or small children. In addition to being aware of how messy and stressful they are, she has a phobia about babies due to their large eyes and that soft spot on the top of their heads. However, in the third season episode "Little Boys", Present Ted voiceovers to his kids that, [[AsYouKnow as they knew,]] Robin got over this enough to be an [[HonoraryUncle honorary aunt]] to them. Adorably, this voiceover plays over a montage of Ted's kids' drawings of them with their Aunt Robin.
* Jojo from ''Series/InSecurity'' is not fond of children, though they adore her (every single one of them.)
* Bandora in ''Series/KyoryuSentaiZyuranger'' hates children and often explicitly targets them in her attacks -- the first thing she did upon release from her [[SealedEvilInACan can]] was to capture the kids who were riding in the space shuttle whose astronauts originally freed her and try to crush them with a giant rock. [[spoiler: This trope is subverted in the finale, where it is revealed her hate for children stems from her grief for losing her only son. After accepting a DealWithTheDevil to gain magical powers, she lost all memories about her son and her grief for losing him turned to irrational hatred towards all children.]]
* ''Series/LittleHouseOnThePrairie'': The one-time character Hannibal Applewood in the 1976 episode "Troublemaker." Applewood was the teacher who briefly replaced the beloved Miss Beadle for a brief time at the Walnut Grove School, and his true feelings for children become known when Charles Ingalls pressures him into explaining why his resume was so long and why there were several unexplained gaps in his work history.
* RichBitch C.C. Babcock on ''Series/TheNanny''.
* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'': Jean-Luc Picard is a {{Downplayed}} example. Children make him wickedly uncomfortable, due to difficulty relating to them and reminders of his strained relationship with his family, but he doesn't hate them. He does, however, ask for Riker's help in not "making an ass of [himself] with children." [[CharacterDevelopment He gets better as the series goes along, though]]. A [[TeleporterAccident transporter accident]] that meant he spent most of an episode [[FountainOfYouth as a twelve-year-old]] might have helped.
* Bernadette on ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' was forced to babysit her little siblings as a child, which negatively colored her opinion on children. She has little patience for kids and doesn't want to have her own that will interrupt her career and ruin her body. This came as a blow to her fiancée whom couldn't picture himself not being a dad someday (they reach a compromise that when the time comes he'll stay home with the kids).
** She does seem to be changing her mind [[spoiler: based on how things are going with her pregnancy]].
* Rodney [=McKay=] in ''Series/StargateAtlantis'' is very uncomfortable dealing with children. Naturally, every child he interacts with responds to his attempts to brush them off by forming an immediate attachment to him.
* Frank Underwood of ''Series/HouseOfCardsUS'' will happily use a child's death as a political prop, but he admits to the viewer that he personally despises them. Examined [[http://www.salon.com/2014/03/06/why_frank_underwood_hates_children/ here]], which suggests this is due to Frank seeing almost everyone in terms of leverage; kids have nothing he can use to get ahead.
* ''Series/{{Heroes}}'''s Hiro has issues with babies. It's not that he specifically ''hates'' them, but rather that they freak him out and he's slightly afraid of them because he isn't quite sure how to deal with them ([[HeterosexualLifePartners Ando]] also teases him about their "razor sharp baby fingernails"). [[HilarityEnsues Naturally]], he and Ando [[PromotionToParent end up taking care of Matt Parkman Jr.]] (who Hiro mistakenly believes is the ''actual'' Matt Parkman [[FountainOfYouth somehow regressed to infancy]]). This is slightly funny because much of Hiro's [[{{Adorkable}} likeability]] comes from his [[WideEyedIdealist child-like enthusiasm]], though he seems to have no problems with older children.
* ''Series/HotelBabylon'': The manager of a premier league football team asks for extra security to be put in place in order to keep children out of the hotel and away from her team. She also won't allow the team to appear on children's television because she believes that all children naturally have germs.
* When Cassandra and Ezekiel are stuck telling each other secret truths in order to keep a door open in ''Series/TheLibrarians2014'' (ItMakesSenseInContext), one of the things she shouts is that she can't stand babies. The magical lie-detecting door doesn't close.
* ''Series/LifeOfRiley'': In one episode, Maddy starts working for an executive yet lazy woman who dislikes children. She hasn't anything against them per se, but she doesn't believe that employees can work when they have kids. Ironically, by the end of the episode, she actually finds Maddy's children more useful than she is.

* Music/TheDecemberists' RockOpera ''The Hazards of Love'' features a character identified as the Rake, who was shocked to find that schtupping his wife produced babies. After his wife [[DeathByChildbirth died in childbirth]], he [[OffingTheOffspring killed them all]]. He doesn't even feel guilty. He's contrasted with the young StarCrossedLovers who are the main characters, who have a surprise pregnancy in accordance with the LawOfInverseFertility, but are extremely happy to be expecting "a sweet little baby".

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* Mary Elizabeth Monroe was one prior to her HeelFaceTurn. Her rival, Hailey Hatred went in the opposite direction, starting with a mild distaste for the younger that escalated to a willingness to attack tots in the audience.
* "The Million Dollar Man" Wrestling/TedDiBiase was one of these during his feud with Wrestling/HulkHogan, since Hogan was a heroic FriendToAllChildren, Dibiase delighted in using his wealth to make kids miserable, which was shown in taped skits such as renting out an entire public pool on a summer day so kids wouldn't be able to swim. Another infamous stunt was when he would offer to pay an audience member 100$ to perform some sort of stunt, and he chose one child to bounce a basketball a set amount of times, only to kick it away at the last moment, just to be a dick.

[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
* In one episode of ''Series/TheNoddyShop'', a haughty Englishwoman whom Agatha is attempting to impress into going to her hat shop is one of these. She objects to the presence of children ''even in the toy shop owned by Agatha's brother Noah,'' who points out that they have more place there than she does.

* Miss Hannigan from the musical ''Theatre/{{Annie}}''. Note the song "Little Girls". In the [[{{Film/Annie1982}} 1982 film]], however, she was played much more for humor, and eventually [[HeelFaceTurn had something of a reversal of attitude]]. Although it's probably more that she thought [[spoiler:murdering Annie]] was taking things a bit far.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* Little happens in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity'' to shock multiple-murderer, crime lord, and overall badass Tommy Vercetti. Until he buys an ice-cream company and meets the Child Hater who owns it, a creepy old lady who viciously loathes the children she serves ([[HideYourChildren despite no children existing]]), threatens Tommy for having ever '''been''' a child, and reveals that her business is just a front for selling drugs.
* ''VideoGame/IMMeen'', although he apparently only traps 'goody-goodies' and 'bookworms' in his labyrinth... which you one can only escape if you're clever.
* ''VideoGame/{{Drakengard}}'': Enemies include [[ChildSoldier conscripted child soldiers]] whom you can, and in some cases must kill. Your party is led by [[SociopathicHero a sociopath who kills anything that moves]], an almost tragic pedophile, and an AxCrazy [[EatsBabies child eating elf]] as well as an [[SarcasmMode amazingly lucky]] cute little boy. ''Together, they are the perfect child killing team!''
** Explained in LetsPlay/TheDarkId's LetsPlay of ''Drakengard''. Especially in the multiple endings.
-->''"Did I mention this game isn't family friendly? Well, it's not family friendly. Indeed, I cannot think of a video game that hates children more than ''Drakengard''."''
** He later expands this to "Cavia[[labelnote:+]]The developers of ''Drakengard''[[/labelnote]] Hates Children" in GaidenGame ''VideoGame/{{NieR}}''; [[spoiler:the mooks that Nier's been carving through? They're actually the souls of humans, transformed but still fully sapient. On his path to save Yonah, Nier cuts down [[ABoyAndHisX A Boy And His Robot]], children wandering around the countryside and ''babies'' in the final dungeon.]]
* Amarant from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX'', though he'd never hurt one and attacked Lani who was using Eiko as a hostage. He's nice enough to Vivi, though.
* ''VideoGame/TheSims3'': One of the traits you can give Sims is "Dislikes Children". This is a slightly more realistic example in that Sims who Dislike Children usually won't torment or antagonize them unless they're also Evil or Mean-Spirited; they just don't like being around kids or talking to them.
* Guillo of ''VideoGame/BatenKaitosOrigins'', with the possible exception of Sagi's "siblings", due to children thinking Guillo is a toy and abusively "playing" with [[NoBiologicalSex Guillo]] and partly because Guillo seems to dislike everyone except Sagi (Guillo also claims KidsAreCruel is part of it).
--> Guillo: Blasted parasites! I will eat you all!
--> Kid: Yay! Eat me first!
--> Guillo: *sigh*
* Dr. Suchong from ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' is definitely one of these. Unfortunately, he also had to work with them constantly, being in charge of the creation of the [[CreepyChild Little Sisters]] and bonding them to [[PapaWolf Big]] [[LightningBruiser Daddies]].
* ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' gives us Grelod the Kind, the incredibly cruel headmistress of Riften's Honorhall Orphanage. Her idea of "kindness" is regularly beating the children unfortunate enough to come into her care, handing out ''extra'' beatings for those who "shirk their duties", and denying any of them a chance at being adopted, stating that "nobody needs you, nobody wants you." She also has a closet with shackles -- the kind normally found in ''prisons'' -- where it's implied she locks kids into as punishment or in conjunction with their beatings. It's little wonder that she is [[AssholeVictim your first unofficial target]] for [[MurderInc the Dark Brotherhood]].
* The Baron and the other industrialists from ''VideoGame/{{Stacking}}'' have a bizarre fixation on working children to the bone in a series of bizarre jobs. After the law has been past to make child labour illegal he tricks and kidnaps children and plans to elope to another country.
* ''VideoGame/AnnasQuest'' is a game in which you play an innocent young girl caught up in the schemes of witches and devils. Inevitably some of these turn up in the plot.
* [[VideoGame/Fallout4 The Sole Survivor]], if played like an asshole, clearly doesn't like kids all that much (not like he/she likes anyone else more) and will frequently cut sentences short with an exasperated "kids" and might even say "I hate kids".

[[folder:Visual Novels]]
* Taken to truly despicable levels in VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry with Teppei Houjou and his methods of treating Satako in Tatagoroshi and Minagoroshi-hen. Even the BigBad [[EvenEvilHasStandards thinks he's scum]] [[spoiler: and has him murdered in the [=PS2=] alternate final chapter Miotsuki-hen]].

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Bug|Martini}}'': The main character [[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/newborns-suck/ seems to be one]], though he may be just [[BrutalHonesty brutally honest]].
* ''Webcomic/SatanAndMe'''s Satan apparently isn't a huge fan of children.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'', Death is disgusted by a woman's pregnancy.
* ''Webcomic/{{SequentialArt}}'': Art is no fan of children. Regardless, he's actually a good-natured guy, if a little cynical and misanthropic in general, and his specific antipathy for kids seems to stem from the fact that the neighbor kids take every opportunity to torment him (notably with snowballs). Hillary Locke, on the other hand, has been depicted by creator Phillip Jackson as screaming and swearing at a group of kids who mistook her for the Easter Bunny, and he has stated that she "has zero tolerance for kids at the best of times". She is also a recurring antagonist for the main group and Kat's arch-nemesis since grade school.

[[folder:Web Original]]
%%* Maddox of ''Website/TheBestPageInTheUniverse''.
* Yahtzee of ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' has made it clear that he finds children annoying.
-->''"I do despise kids, seriously, I don't think you quite grasp how much I loathe children, given three wishes I'd ask for a puppy, a decent chip sandwich and for every child-bearing womb on the planet [[CrossesTheLineTwice to pop out and fly away like a cheery parade of greasy red balloons.]]"''
* WebVideo/TheNecroCritic has a literal [[AbsurdPhobia phobia]] of babies.
* If her "Babysitters Club" review was any indication, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick both loathes and fears kids. In her ''Film/{{Matilda}}'' review, she has a hard time understanding why [[SadistTeacher Trunchbull]] is supposed to be the bad guy.
* It's become a stereotype that all internet personalities hate children.
* A recurring element in the ''Kelly'' comics of Website/TheOnion is how much Stan Kelly hates kids and thinks of them as a burden to society, specifically middle-aged deadbeats such as himself.
* A lot of posters on various childfree forums can come across this way, but since these are mostly places to vent, they probably don't hate children in general, but are just complaining about bad experiences with kids.
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFJCc_2_zmA this]] Website/CollegeHumor sketch, there's a subversion. Gary hates holding babies...but it's not because he ''actually'' hates babies. It's because he's deathly [[AdultFear afraid of accidentally hurting something so fragile]]...and being responsible for it.

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'': Millionara Vanderbucks in "Till Nephews Do Us Part''. Upon marrying Scrooge, she intends to send Huey, Dewey and Louie to military school and Webby to finishing school.
--> '''Millionara:''' ''[upon first meeting Webby and the nephews]'' Children! How ghastly! [[BlatantLies ...Er, how charming!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'':
** Sedusa disguised herself as one of these.
** The writers had Ms. Keane be one for a single episode, no matter how little sense it makes for a kindly kindergarten teacher, just so there would be an excuse for why the girls couldn't just leave a lost baby in her care while they looked for the parents. To elaborate, she refuses to look after the baby because she is busy, which is a lie, and the girls notice that she has thrown all the apples her students gave her into the trash.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'':
** Angelica is a twisted variation of this trope, with a level of BoomerangBigot considering that she herself is a child.
** Coco Labouche from the [[WesternAnimation/RugratsInParis second movie]] is a grownup version of the current Angelica.
** Another episode deals with Angelica visiting the set of her favorite show Ms. Carol's Happy House and discovering that the host [[NiceCharacterMeanActor actually despises children]]. In her own words: "I'll let you know what I think of my kids, I think they're all little... (SoundEffectBleep)". Later, when Angelica tells her she heard her say it, she proudly admits it and is shortly thereafter fired and replaced by her much nicer assistant.
* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'': Ms. Bitters, true to her name, she is devoid of any compassionate emotion and having a very demonic hatred for children. To be fair, Ms. Bitters seems to hate everyone.
-->'''Ms. Bitters:''' When you were my students, I said you'd amount to nothing. And I was right, you're nothing!
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** Very implied in Moe Szyslak. Interestingly, he emphasizes the cruelty to children even more than any other adult on the show. Go figure. "See, this is why we should hate kids!". He doesn't seem to hate all kids, however, and has sometimes been seen interacting positively with children (especially Maggie in "Moe Baby Blues"). A very early episode also showed that he (and his patrons) are pretty fond of Bart.
** Krusty The Clown, being a DepravedKidsShowHost, is not fond of kids, despite being a children's TV star. This is a later addition to the character, as he was originally portrayed as perfectly nice to them, but as the show progressed, it put more focus on his seedy personal life and unstable mental state. As a result, when not on camera, Krusty tends to be, at best, rather short and brusque with kids, and at worst downright mean, and only views kids as a means for his obsession with being famous.
** In "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays", in response to a baby riot at a concert, an organization composed entirely of Child Haters led by [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Lindsey Naegle]] band together and managed to eliminate every child-friendly thing in Springfield (for instance, restaurant attendees who bring children are forced to eat in their own room in the back, and toys were recycled into office furniture) and try to pass a law that would do even worse. It almost worked, but it was thwarted at the last moment when Bart, Lisa, and the other kids in Springfield hugged all the adults, infecting them with "kid germs." The adults collapsed with sickness and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard became unable able to vote, causing the campaign to fail.]] This wasn't the first time Lindsey had tried something like this, but it ''was'' the most blatant example.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'':
** Vicky, Timmy's abusive babysitter. She's actually the whole reason Timmy even has fairies, as she made him so miserable he qualified for fairies. She's even worse to her sister Tootie, something even Timmy notes, since at least he doesn't have to LIVE with her.
** [[SadistTeacher Crocker]] too. Maybe [[SitcomArchNemesis Dinkleberg.]] ('''[[UnknownRival Dinkleberg...]]''') Crocker does have one sole exception. [[spoiler:Ironically, it's Poof. Who happens to be a fairy, but Crocker briefly raised him as if he was his own son and genuinely cares for him.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'': A few villains; namely Father, Chad ([[spoiler:despite Chad actually being a double agent for the kids]]), Cree, Mr. Boss, etc. Also, the Delightful Children [[BoomerangBigot hate children too]] [[spoiler:as a result of being brainwashed at Father's hands]]. Mr. Boss, however, [[MoralMyopia makes an exception]] [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes for his own kids.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/BumpInTheNight'': Bumpy can't stand babies, yet in one episode, he grows attached to a lost baby snail. In another, he [[FountainOfYouth accidentally swallows some baby formula and becomes a baby.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}}'': The main character, upon seeing a child for the first time since he has been one, wants her burned alive the second she makes herself known. The context is that it's the Warden's birthday and, being a drama queen, he's in despair over aging. Seeing a little child reminds him he's "old" -- who knows what he'd normal think of children.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'': Cheryl/Carol, as her gift at a baby shower was a bunch of plastic bags and a book on SIDS. Mitigated because she's regularly offensive. (And likely insane.)
* ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest'': Wacko. Ironically, he's a toymaker. But his toys are designed to get rid of children.
* Miss [=McBeth=] from ''WesternAnimation/InvisibleNetworkOfKids''.
* In ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', this trope is heavily implied in Eddy's brother. Specially when you consider the FridgeHorror that he lives in an amusement park, implying that he seems to get a genuine kick out of torturing children.
* Pizzazz of the Misfits from ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'' doesn't like children, but then again Pizzazz doesn't like many people. In contrast the [[TokenGoodTeammate nicest member]] of the band, Stormer, [[FriendToAllChildren gets along with children]].
* In the ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'' episode "Mission Accomplished", Captain Fanzone admits to hating kids when Sari Sumdac, who was dumped on him by the Autobots because of an order from the Elite Guard to leave Earth and the disappearance of her father, starts bugging him by making a list of demands such as her own phone and an allowance.
* [[SternTeacher Miss Hartman]] from ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'' seems to be one of these for most of the series, but it turns out in the last season that she's a subversion. She actually adores children.
-->'''Miss Hartman:''' [[IronicEcho Why else would I be a teacher]]?