[[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=639A58EC9D0C1A09&annotation_id=annotation_359153&feature=iv Celebrity Bric-a-Brac Theater]] is a WebOriginal series on Youtube. ChristopherWalken, JohnMadden, MorganFreeman, and other various celebrities lend their voices and larger-than-life personalities to fictional stories and historical re-enactments, usually with a tried and true [[StockAesops moral to tell.]] [[spoiler: Of course, this is a lie. Almost all voices are done by Jason Stephens, with the writing, directing, and producing coming from the minds who brought us ChadVader.]]

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!!Celebrity Bric-a-Brac Theater provides examples of...

* ActorAllusion: The entire point.
* BatDeduction: How Morgan Freeman figured out who killed Dennis Hopper. [[spoiler: "[[BeeBeeGun Bees,]] [[Creator/BillCosby Cos-bees]], it's obvious!"]]
* BeeBeeGun
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Jack Palance singing about Christmas, which also doubles as completely terrifying.
* CaptainObvious: John Madden is ''master'' of the obvious, as usual. "Hey, [[VerbalTic y'know- y'know,]] this ice is as cold as it gets!"
* CatchPhrase: "[[JohnMadden Boom!]]"
** ''[[TheWickerMan "How'd it get ed, how'd it get ed?"]]''
* CloudCuckooLander: Surprisingly, [[AvertedTrope not]] Christopher Walken. John Madden, though, is a stammerin' madman.
* DullSurprise: Natalie Portman
* {{Expy}}: Jason Stephens also appears in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SouhxAZoTi4 John Madden: Dungeon Master]] as the title character, bringing over a lot of the mannerisms and character... obviously.
* FunnyAneurysmMoment: Dennis Hopper's death in ''Burning Man Bric-a-Brac'' kills the mood somewhat.
* GoneHorriblyWrong: "'Ey, I bet if I hit [[RomeoAndJuliet the guy]] with one of my [[LoveGoddess love arrows]], then he'll be in, I dunno, [[LoveMakesYouCrazy super love!]]"
* HeterosexualLifePartners: "Oh no, those two bears are bitin' their thumbs at each other! I better use one of my love arrows, and-and make 'em have [[HoYay manly affection for each other]] instead! Boom!"
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "Oh no, that was a regular arrow and I accidentally killed that guy!]] I better be more careful."
* HopeSpot
-->'''Cupid''':"''Okay, [[AnimatedActors Madden]], this is your last chance.'' Hey Romeo! This arrow will make you ''not'' drink the poison, okay?" *shoots him with a love arrow*
-->'''Narrator''':"[[ForegoneConclusion Of course,]] Romeo ''immediately'' drinks the poison and dies."
* HoYay: Madden in ''Eat Around the Razors: Trick or Treating Tips''
* IronicEcho: "Buzz kill", from ''Burning Man Bric-a-Brac''.
* KillItWithFire: John Madden and George W. Bush try to burn pre-colonial America to the ground in ''The Story of Thanksgiving''.
* LemonyNarrator: Most of the episodes based on stories have a celebrity narrator.
* MakeWrongWhatOnceWentRight: ''RomeoAndJuliet'' was "the greatest love story ever, and Cupid [[PrecisionFStrike fucked it up.]]"
** "Ey, I [[CallBack bite my thumb at you]]!"
* NoodleIncident: Somehow, MorganFreeman embarrassed ChristopherWalken and John Madden in front of JossWhedon.
* PowerOfFriendship: How Christmas is saved.
* RagtagBunchOfMisfits: The team of eight tiny reindeer would seem to be this, judging from our brief glimpse of them.
* RuleOfFunny
* RunningGag: John Madden becomes a religious/philosophical/mythological concept and fails at his job. Christopher Walken is the only sane man. Morgan Freeman is the uptight straight man. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick And then they eat Marlon Brando.]] "[[NicholasCage How'd it get burned,]] ''[[TheWickerMan how'd it get burned?!]]''"
* ShmuckBait: The lake of pudding created by the Spirit of Christmas. Remember, it's yummy, but don't go anywhere near it because it's also very dangerous, [[VerbalTic y'see]].
* SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion: ''"Merry Christmas to everybody, a-and also, uuhuhh, goodnight to everybody!"''
* TooDumbToLive: All too often. Maddenclaus [[spoiler: almost]] got Rudolph killed by shoving him into a lake of pudding.
* TotallyRadical: The entirety of ''Burning Man Bric-a-Brac''.
-->"Hand me some of those ''disco biscuits!''"
* VerbalTic: John Madden has it worst, sometimes devolving into almost verbal ''seizures''.
* WholePlotReference: ''Film/IndependenceDay'' fuses the sci-fi action film with the actual revolutionary war with... [[HilarityEnsues interesting results.]]
** And the "British Aliens" are, naturally, [[Series/DoctorWho Daleks.]]
** ''Romeo and Juliet'' re-tells the story as the disastrous events following Cupid's first day on the job.
* WorldOfHam
* YouFailBiologyForever: "Ah! The bees! They're biting me!"
* YouFailReligiousStudiesForever: ''The First Christmas'' is not about the birth of Jesus, but about Santa and Rudolph being enslaved by the Spirit of Christmas.
-->"Christmas? That's- that's never even been invented!"
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