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->''"There are so many girls in there, and I can't... I '''can't''' talk to them. So... I sit out here... and I wait until they leave."''
-->-- '''Duder''', ''WebVideo/LittleWhiteLie''

A type of CannotSpitItOut, this is a condition befalling certain male characters (usually), especially those on the younger side, or who otherwise are lacking in social graces. When he encounters a female, especially one he's attracted to, he loses all capacity [[TheSpeechless to speak]], or at least [[TheUnintelligible make meaningful sentences]]. He may stammer, blurt out embarrassing nonsequiturs, or become entirely mute. The trigger may be restricted to attractive females, or just [[OneTrueLove the one]], in which case it's likely to be GibberishOfLove.

The female, for her part, may become irritated and impatient with this behaviour, may be understanding and accommodating (or even condescending), or if she has the same problem concerning men, may even respond in kind, in which case getting any kind of conversation going will take something akin to a miracle.

Despite the title, female characters who cannot talk to men are not uncommon. In this case it's usually triggered only by male characters they find attractive or have a crush on; if a female character literally has difficulty talking to ''any'' male at all, it's usually a sign that she had [[AbusiveParents an abusive or domineering father]], grew up in [[NoWomansLand a misogynistic culture]], or had [[SingleIssuePsychology some other bad experience that explains the issue]]. When a male character cannot talk to women, in contrast, it's almost always an issue of a general lack of confidence and/or experience and is rarely portrayed as a result of trauma.

Related to, and not to be confused with, LoveMakesYouDumb. Also related to SociallyAwkwardHero and the ChasteHero, who can ''talk'' to them, but just doesn't understand affection. In extreme cases may become AllergicToLove. A subtrope of SituationalSociability, as someone who Cannot Talk To Women is perfectly capable of normal conversation except when faced with the opposite sex.



[[folder: Anime & Manga]]
* [[NationsAsPeople Germany]] from ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' is said to be this, [[InformedAttribute but he talks to young girls and Hungary just fine]].
* Suirou from ''Manga/KamisamaKiss,'' which isn't too surprising since he lives in a NoWomansLand. Nanami eventually has enough of his crap though and calls him on this.
* Misaki Yata from ''Anime/{{K}}'' starts blushing and stuttering when he only ''looks'' at a girl he ''might potentially'' talk to. [[WeUsedToBeFriends Saruhiko]] [[StalkerWithACrush Fushimi]] (incidentally, Misaki's only real love interest) knows this, of course, and [[TheGadfly misses no opportunity]] to [[BerserkButton push that button]].
** In the movie, Misaki trips and falls off of his skateboard because he saw a lingerie ad with a ''picture'' of a girl on it. He has no problem talking to Anna, his group's TokenMiniMoe who's 11 years old, though.
* Mikoshiba of ''Manga/MonthlyGirlsNozakiKun'' is very awkward around girls, so the only way he can talk to them is by quoting cheesy lines from {{Dating Sim}}s...which just makes him even more awkward and embarrassed. Strangely enough, they just eat it up, making him extremely popular.
* ''Manga/CityHunter'': Umibozu. Despite being a hulking brute towering over all the other characters, he becomes incredibly awkward around women and, if one shows him interest, High-Pressure Emotion-time it is. Made even worse that he mostly attracts pretty women.
* Akizuki in ''Manga/BlendS'' is gynophobic, to the point that he even fears female storekeepers. He's barely able to talk to his female coworkers, and some ShipTease moments that happen with [[GamerChick Kaho]] ends up flustering her because of his inexperience with women.
* All the men in Manga/PrisonSchool turn into sweaty and creepy messes when confronted by females.
* Yamcha of ''Manga/DragonBall'' was terrified of women in his first appearances. He was only capable of robbing the heroes when Bulma, the only girl, was unconscious. His fear is based around romantic relationships; he was capable of talking to the twelve-year-old Chi-Chi just fine. When he learns about the Dragon Balls, his only wish is to cure his fear of women, but he gets over it anyways after falling for Bulma.

[[folder: Comic Books]]
* ComicBook/CaptainAmerica, sometimes.
* Clark Kent is this all day. Not Franchise/{{Superman}}, though. [[DependingOnTheWriter Usually.]]
* ''Franchise/SpiderMan'': Peter Parker has been [[{{Flanderization}} flanderized]] into this over the years; in the early days, his romantic problems stemmed from the social hazards of [[SecretIdentity keeping a secret identity]], with a generous helping of {{Tsundere}} behavior from his love interests thrown into the mix during [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeofComicBooks the Silver Age]].
* B.A. Felton from ''ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable'' is usually fine when talking to women--if they're discussing something related to the game. Once he starts going out on quasi-dates with Patty, the poor guy becomes a sweating, stuttering mess.

[[folder: Films -- Animated]]
* Near the end of ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut,'' Riley bumps into a boy at the hockey rink, apologizes, and hands him back his water bottle. He stares at her slack-jawed and buggy-eyed, cut to the inside of his head where his emotions (save [[TroubledFetalPosition Fear]]) are running and screaming in a blind panic while a siren blares, "GIRL! GIRL! GIRL!"
* Shang from ''Disney/{{Mulan}}'' can talk to Mulan, even about emotional things--''[[SweetPollyOliver when she's disguised as a man]]''. When she's unmasked, however, he quickly develops a crush on her and turns into a giant {{Adorkable}} stuttering mess when she's around.
-->'''Shang''': You...you fight good.

[[folder: Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/AgentCodyBanks'': Cody Banks himself has this problem and it makes his first mission all the harder; he is supposed to covertly bodyguard the daughter of a scientist by posing as her friend.
* ''Film/HaroldAndKumarGoToWhiteCastle'': Harold has a crush on one of his neighbors, but he can never get up the nerve to talk to her until the end of the film.
* ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger'': Captain America. It's even a plot point, and Peggy Carter even calls him out on this at one point.
* ''Film/SpiderMan1'': Peter Parker again. He never works up the nerve to tell Mary Jane how he feels until ''she'' comes to ''him''.
* Applies to Andrew Steyn (Marius Weyers) in ''Film/TheGodsMustBeCrazy''.
* In ''Film/TheFisherKing'' Parry (Robin Williams) stalks Lydia (Amanda Plummer) and only finally speaks to her when constrained to do so by Jack (Jeff Bridges) and his girlfriend Anne (Mercedes Ruehl).
* ''Film/{{Kopps}}'': Jacob has this attitude most of the time towards Jessica.

[[folder: Literature]]
* Literature/AudreyWait: James' first line of real dialogue with Audrey after she tries to make conversation with him is "...the store needs more butter pecan."
* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'': Rincewind is mentioned to be a rarity among wizards, in that he can talk to a woman without needing a cold shower and a lie-down after. However, if the subject turns to sex, he's completely out of his depth (wizards as a whole aren't supposed to marry or rather have sex, as this increases the chances of a [[PhysicalGod sourcerer]] being born).
* Creator/DaveBarry recalls a high-school friend of his blessed with the ability to talk to girls, which allowed him to ask out a girl on his date (via his friend, who asked a friend of the girl, who asked the girl).
* In ''Literature/TheGoblinEmperor'' Maia notes that, having grown up in isolation, he has no experience in talking to noble ladies. (Female servants seem to be no problem, he met some of those.) Fortunately, the first lady he is introduced to at court is also one of the most fashionable, beautiful women there, and after somehow getting through a conversation with ''her'' without completely making a fool of himself, he is much less intimidated by other ladies than he might have been.
* ''Literature/JourneyToChaos'': Basilard has a history flubbing his attempts at charming women, which is especially distressing for him considering that his personal dream is for his first born child to inherit his AncestralWeapon. In ''Literature/LoomingShadow'', he needed his teenaged novice to explain how he upset his latest ladylove.

[[folder: Live Action TV]]
* Raj from ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' is unable to talk in the presence of any woman, unless he's drunk or believes that he's drunk. One time he was able to hit on Creator/SummerGlau after having a drink of beer. When he was told it was non-alcoholic he clammed up. He seems to get better at this later on, at least with those he knows well.
** [[spoiler:And as of the end of Season 6, he seems to have been cured of this.]]
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': Kendra the Vampire Slayer had a hard time talking to men who weren't her Watcher or a vampire, due in part to being brought up by her Watcher to focus single-mindedly on slaying. By "single-minded focus" we mean, ''forbidden from speaking with them'' by her Watcher.
* In an episode of ''Series/That70sShow'', Eric can only say "Uh...... bluh." in the presence of a girl he finds really attractive. This same girl refers to him as uh bluh throughout the episode.
* One of Jeff's main traits in ''{{Series/Coupling}}''. At various times, he's accidentally claimed to have a wooden leg, a dead girlfriend and a collection of women's ears in a bucket.
* [[TheMedic Simon Tam]] of ''{{Series/Firefly}}'' uses almost these exact words after accidentally insulting [[WrenchWench Kaylee]] in "The Message".
* ''Series/RedDwarf'': The ''TongueTied'' song as performed by the Cat and cast. (Originally used in the radio show ''Radio/SonOfCliche'')
* Chandler in ''Series/{{Friends}}'', DependingOnTheWriter. "The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress" (and ''only'' that one) had him completely incapable of talking to a pretty girl. He thought being with Monica would make this easier, since there was no question of romance to complicate things, but it didn't.
* After awkwardly asking Princess Mithian out on a date in ''Series/{{Merlin 2008}}'', Arthur mutters to himself "I've never been much good at this." Something of an InformedAttribute (or ''mis''attribute) considering he's always seemed at ease around Guinevere -- the assumption is that she was the exception to the largely off-screen rule.

[[folder: Music]]
* "K-K-K-Katy".
* "[[http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/o/ohhelen.shtml Oh Helen]]".

[[folder: Newspaper Comics ]]
* Charlie Brown from ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' may be one of the biggest examples, at least when it comes to girls he actually likes (as opposed to ones like Lucy and Sally, who are mean to him). For four whole decades, he tried to bring himself to introduce himself to the Little Red Haired Girl, but always chickened out. He was a little braver late in the strip's run when he met Peggy Jean, but he still was shy and nervous around her, and nothing serious ever developed. (Even if Charles Shultz had not passed away, he said he never planned to change the strip so dramatically as to actually change Charlie Brown's character, preferring to keep him [[{{Everyman}} the way he was.)]]

[[folder: Radio]]
* [[Radio/CabinPressure Captain Martin Crieff]] is not terribly articulate at the best of times, but introduce him to a female first officer and, well, see for yourself...
-->'''Linda''': Do you [like being a pilot]?\\
'''Martin''': Yes, I do. I like it. Like you. I mean, I like it, like you do. Not I like it like I like you. I don�t like you. I mean - I, I don't not like you, I just I don't like you as much as I like being a pilot. [...] Well, not yet. I, I mean, I'm sure if I got to know you I'd like you more than being - well, probably not more than because I love being a pilot and I don't suppose I'd love you - well, I suppose I might. No, I mean, I'm just going to go and have a wander down the cabin now."

[[folder: Theatre]]
* An unusual example in Oliver Goldsmith's 1773 comedy ''She Stoops To Conquer'' where the male character, Charles Marlow, plays this trope straight when it comes to upper-class women but subverts it with those of the lower classes. (The title comes from the fact the principle female character, Kate Hardcastle, whose father is trying to arrange a marriage between her and Charles, pretends to be a servant in order to win his affections. Needless to say, HilarityEnsues...)
* Christian from ''Theatre/CyranoDeBergerac'' isn't a complete idiot, given the HurricaneOfPuns he made about Cyrano's nose, which even Cyrano admitted was ActuallyPrettyFunny after calming down. However, he gets hopelessly tongue-tied around women he likes. Hence the need for PlayingCyrano.

[[folder: Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3D'', it's ''Riku'' of all people who shows this. He gets utterly flabbergasted talking to Shiki, she even lampshades it. Turns out those fanfics of him being smooth were horribly wrong.
--> '''Shiki''': [[LampshadeHanging You get out much?]]
* When Guybrush first meets Elaine in ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland'', he is unable to do anything except utter random syllables. In their second meeting he acquits himself better, but the conversation quickly turns to increasingly saccharine pet names, which [[SickeninglySweethearts in a way is worse]]. He relapses into gibberish in later games whenever a woman is upset with him, indicating Guybrush just cannot take a woman's scorn.
* Akihiko in ''VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}'' proves completely incapable of talking to women other than his teammates, and in the female protagonist's route in the PSP version he gets pretty tongue-tied around her at times as well.
* In ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword'', [[JerkJock Groose]] quickly loses track of what he was doing or saying when Zelda is talking to him.
* In ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', Cloud was too shy to talk to his crush Tifa when he was a little kid, and would watch her from outside her house instead. He seems to be able to talk to her by the time he's a teenager, but is unable to express his feelings for her until [[RelationshipUpgrade the night under the Highwind]].
** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyII Firion]] from ''[[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Dissidia 012]]'' can't seem to work up the nerve to talk to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII Lightning]]. Not even when his [[ShipperOnDeck friend]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV Cecil]] tries to assist. Turns out all he wanted to talk about was the [[SomethingAboutARose wild rose]] she'd picked up (he'd found it himself earlier, but then lost it).
* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'':
** Lon'qu is the most notable example. It's initially PlayedForLaughs, but several of his supports open up his DarkAndTroubledPast, making it a lot less funny: it's a rare case of ''trauma'' actually factoring into his fear. [[spoiler:His childhood sweetheart ''and'' OnlyFriend, Ke'ri, was murdered in front of him [[HeroicSacrifice in an attempt to protect him]], and his failure to protect her stemmed the fear that [[CartwrightCurse any woman he'd get close to would eventually be killed]].]] The result of this is him acting cold towards just about everyone, and every time he interacts with a female character, he gets so unnerved that he [[SuddenlyShouting tends to shout at random.]] His prospective love interests have to work ''very'' had to get to speak to him in normal terms, and if playing as a female [[PlayerCharacter Avatar]], he has [[DevelopersForesight an extremely low chance of greeting her in the Barracks unless she marries him]].
** To a smaller degree, there is Prince Chrom. Whenever he tries talking to a girl who isn't one of his sisters, he ''always'' tends to say the wrong thing; as a result Chrom has a ''tiny'' pool of prospect brides, and at least one of them ([[ShrinkingViolet Olivia]]) pretty much runs away from him more than once.
** One can argue, on [[DistaffCounterpart the gender flip side]], that all of Sumia's [[{{Adorkable}} awkwardness]], [[TheMillstone sporadic lapses in common sense]], and [[HeroicSelfDeprecation abysmally low self-esteem]] are the reasons why she has an equally small pool of potential husbands. She seems to be so scared of approaching guys that she almost always bungles her tries to get close to them.
* Averted in ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss''. While Guy Cecil is terrified at the thought of being touched by women, he has no issue with talking to them, and is actually something of a natural charmer.
* Katakura Kojuro from ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'' claims he can't talk to women, which is ironic considering it's his ''stoicism'' many women in and out of universe find attractive.
* From ''VideoGame/BustAGroove'' we get Hiro, a 20-something disco dancing narcissistic who ''loves'' the ladies...but cannot talk to one without becoming a flustered mess. To make matters unfortunate, [[ChickMagnet they love him back]].

[[folder: Webcomics]]
* The character of the socially inept nerd Michael in Jen Babcock's webcomic, ''Webcomic/CestLaVie''.
* A more comedic version occurs in ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'', with Ben [[HollywoodTourettes spouting random, usually inappropriate things]] whenever he tries to talk to a girl he likes. Note that this only manifests with potential love interests, as one of his closest friends is female.
* Hoffman in ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20150925#.V0Wqbr6wjox can't talk coherently]] around Colette, daughter of the Master of Paris. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160111#.V0WqP76wjow Later]], Princess Larana of the [[UndergroundCity Silverlands]] can't talk coherently around ''him''.
-->'''Zeetha''': ''Everybody'' in Paris can't be like this. I mean, I've seen ''kids''.
* [[{{Nerd}} Stephan]] from Webcomic/OzyAndMillie shows this whenever he tries to talk to a girl he likes. It's most evident when he tries to ask Stephanie out. On his first attempt, he forgets to use vowels, his second:
--> '''Stephan''': Will I go out with me?

[[folder: Web Original]]
* In ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog'', Billy in the beginning cannot speak to Penny (Laundry Day/ See you there/ Under things, tumbling/Want to say/ love your hair/ there I go, mumbling). This may or may not apply to all women, as Penny is the only female character in the first two acts.
* In ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', according to Boomstick, Wizard gets shot down by women easily.
-->'''Boomstick''': (after Wiz does the lowdown on HarryPotter's Firebolt's acceleration) That's faster than Wiz gets shot down by a woman!
-->'''Wizard''': Right! ...Wait, no-- back to spells!
* The Deserter Cain from ''Roleplay/{{AJCO}}'' is the only character who suffers from this, which is unfortunate as the women he spends the most time with are a manipulative old woman and a violent, condescending cyborg. Ought to be noted that he still flusters even when around the least intimidating female on the whole server, a teenager younger than him by several years - he cannot talk to ''any'' woman.

[[folder: Western Animation]]
* In early episodes of ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', Stan was so nervous around Wendy Testaburger he'd [[VomitIndiscretionShot throw up]] whenever she'd so much as walk by, at least once causing a VomitChainReaction.
* Soos from ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', as it turns out when he starts looking for a girlfriend. He freezes up and spouts whatever first pops into his mind, leading to pick-up lines such as "Your face is good! [[CaptainObvious I'm a Soos!]]". It takes the equally shy Melody to coax him out of it.