Calling Your Orgasms is the tendency of any character in a sex scene to announce the moment at which they orgasm. This announcement, while usually addressed to the person's partner, may also sometimes be addressed to Jesus, God, the deity of one's choice, or [[WrongNameOutburst that other person they desperately wish was there instead]]. This is frequently done in works in lieu of actually showing the sex act itself as the sounds alone are less explicit than the visuals. But it's also ubiquitous in pornography.

Frequently this trope is parodied or PlayedForComedy especially in the less graphic versions of it.

May or may not invoke a sexual version of SayMyName. See also CallingYourAttacks, TheImmodestOrgasm, TheGruntingOrgasm and IKEAErotica.

For many people this can be TruthInTelevision (perhaps as a result of its frequent use in media) but, as with all sexual tropes, it does not apply to everyone.

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij2Xbu-XhCI A condom commercial]] has a kid ask permission for crazy actions, just a few seconds before the mother starts shouting "Yes, Yes, YES!".
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Played for big laughs in the {{superhero}} parody ''ComicBook/ThePro'', when the title character [[spoiler: blows the Franchise/{{Superman}} CaptainErsatz character. He frantically warns her to move her head just as he's about to come, and his super-powered sperm blows a hole through the room, shoots high up in the air, and clips a wing off of a passing airplane.]]
* Done in a lot of gags in ''ComicBook/RedEars''.
* IFIX TCEN TCEN! (Also "Ifis Cen Cen". From the photonovela "Supersex". Almost a meme in Italia. Hey, even a beer was named after that.)
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/93809/1/a-pleasant-surprise/a-pleasant-surprise A Pleasant Surprise]] features this. Played for d'aaawwwwww.
* ''FanFic/MyImmortal'': "I was beginning to get an orgasim."
** This trope also happens unintentionally sometimes, e.g. "Draco and I came."
* Used also in ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/106068/1/relax/intimacy Relax.]]'' It fits really nicely, given the emphasis on eroticism and intimacy versus being outright pornographic.

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[[folder: Film ]]

* ''Film/AmericanPie'': During an oral sex session, Vicky and Kevin both fail to hear her father calling her down for dinner. The father is about to come upstairs but fortunately she orgasms at just the right point to shout "I'm coming". So he thinks she's heard him and goes back to sit down. The reason behind this particular example is the girl had never had an orgasm before, so her exclamation was more surprise than anything.
* Parodied in ''Film/WhenHarryMetSally'': the movie's most famous scene involves Sally faking an orgasm in the middle of a restaurant to prove a point.
* In the original cut of ''Film/{{Hancock}}'', the title character gives a fair warning even before the act, then invokes this {{trope}} during the act [[MadeOfIron for a very good reason]]. His partner doesn't really listen and ends up hitting her head in the wall at the opposite end of the room. Considering the three holes that were blown in the roof a second later, she got lucky. This is a nod to Creator/LarryNiven's deconstruction, ''ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex'', ([[http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html here.]])
* Variation in ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'', after Riff Raff lets Frank know that Rocky has run off:
--> '''Frank:''' Co-ming!\\
'''[[AudienceParticipation Audience]]:''' *in the same cadence* So's Brad!
* Played for laughs in ''Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall'', with one of the women Peter sleeps with:
-->'''Woman:''' [Dead monotone] Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I just came. Oh. Oh. Oh.
* In ''Film/ILoveYouPhillipMorris'', Creator/JimCarrey's character helpfully announces that he's "gonna come" to the guy he's screwing.
* In ''MiddleAgeCrazy'', Creator/BruceDern's wife yells out "Bingo!" each time she comes while they're having sex.

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[[folder: Jokes ]]

* There are a number of jokes based off of little kids mishearing this {{trope}}:
--> "The legs go to Heaven first. 'Cause last night, I peeked in my parent's bedroom and my momma had her legs up in the air and she was shouting 'Lord, I'm coming! I'm coming!'"

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[[folder: Literature ]]

* In ''Literature/AmericanPsycho'', Patrick orders the women he has sex with to "let me know when they had orgasms and to be very vocal about it".
* In ''[[http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&field-author=Alexei%20Kremzar&search-alias=digital-text Educating Sarah]]'', one of the male characters does this in an encounter with the main character, Sarah, despite her probably having a good idea he was getting ready anyway.
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[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* The Creator/{{BBC}}3 series ''Horne & Corden'' had an OverlyLongGag sketch around this.
* There's an episode of ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' where Miranda's GuyOfTheWeek asks her to talk dirty for him, and she explains to her girlfriends that the only talk she can do in bed is an 'orgasm alert' - "I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come - because, well, I'm gonna come. Anything else feels like play-acting."
* During the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' episode "Once More with Feeling", Tara singing to Willow while they're in her bedroom and lying down and -- oh, where'd Willow go out of shot? -- "You make me complete... you make me [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar com-plete...]] [[CurseCutShort you make me]]-- " Cue a SmashCut to Xander guessing what they might be up to.
** In "Family" Spike is [[CombatSadomasochist fantasizing about]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fighting the Slayer]] while having sex with Harmony.
-->'''Spike:''' You want me, Slayer? Come and get me!
-->'''Buffy:''' Oh I'm coming. I'm coming right NOW! ''(cut to Spike getting his 'sweet release')''
* On ''TheTudors'', when Henry VIII finally engages in coitus with Anne Boleyn, he announces his climax. Which may be justified, since they both know full well the consequences of her getting pregnant before he's legally married to her.
* Played for laughs in an episode of ''Series/TheITCrowd'' with Richmond's weird girl in the server room: "Oh, look at me, having an orgasm!"
* In ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'' Joy claims Earl shouts "It's happening!" every time he's climaxing.

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[[folder: Music ]]

* Happens several times in Music/{{Eminem}}'s "FACK".

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[[folder: Stand Up Comedy ]]

* In one of Pablo Francisco's routines involving Don [=LaFontaine=] (the [[InAWorld Movie Previews Guy]]), he speculates what it must be like for Mrs. [=LaFontaine=] to have sex with the man, in a gag that culminates with the iconic booming voice calling out "Coming soon".
** He does the same thing with Droopy Dog and video gamers, among others.
* Russell Peters does the same thing with British people, culminating with "Oh my God, I'm arriving!"

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[[folder: Theater ]]

* In ''Series/TheBestLittleWhorehouseInTexas'', near the end of the opening song "20 Fans", a customer is heard to exclaim, "I'm coming! I'm coming! Thank you! Thank you, Jesus!"
* A horrendously [[{{Squick}} squicky]] example from ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet''. Judge Turpin, in "Mea Culpa", whips himself to the point of orgasm while fantasising about his teenaged ward, Johanna, and shouts "God!"

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[[folder: Video Games ]]

* Ulmeyda does this in ''VideoGame/{{Killer7}}''.
* [[spoiler:Travis Touchdown after having an intercourse with Sylvia]] in ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle''.
---> Downward Fucking Dog!

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[[folder: Web Original]]
* In WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick's HalloweenEpisode reviewing ''Film/TheWorstWitch'' movie, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic guest stars to sing about {{Sexy Whatever Outfit}}s. It's a parody of Creator/TimCurry's [[LargeHam ridiculously hammy]] song in the movie, and the ending:
-->"'''''I JUUUUUST CAAAAAAAAAAME!''''' But I'm wearing white, so it's okay."
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[[folder: Web Comics ]]

* In ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'', Aubrey once yelled out "Pikachu! I choose you!" during orgasm. Apparently, it was a dare.
* [[Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness "Help me,]] [[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHjOxG1DqPo/RsZkUND74AI/AAAAAAAAAPU/E18kdDuRBzw/s400/towlierocks.JPG Premature Ejaculation Man!"]]
* Played with in ''Webcomic/TimesLikeThis'': As Cassie climaxes in a "virtual sex" session with Philip, she [[http://www.timeslikethis.com/index.php?id=315 lets loose with a flurry of random letter typings.]]

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
** Apparantly par for the course for Peter:
--->'''Lois''': "Peter wait, PETE-"\\
'''Peter''': "SHAAZZZZZZAAAAMMM!"\\
'''Lois''': "Oh...good for you."
** In British porn:
--->'''Man''':"Almost... Almost... Almost... There we are."
--->'''Woman''': "Well done."
** Jackie Gleason: "POW! Right in the kisser!"
** And again with Cleveland:
---> '''Cleveland''': "[[MemeticMutation And boom goes the dynamite.]]"

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