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->'''Elliot:''' J.D., I knew you were faking it because at the end you didn't say "bombs away."\\
'''J.D.:''' How could I forget my sexiest move?
-->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', "Her Story II"

Calling Your Orgasms is the tendency of any character in a sex scene to announce the moment at which they orgasm. This announcement, while usually addressed to the person's partner, may also sometimes be addressed to Jesus, God, the deity of one's choice, or [[WrongNameOutburst that other person they desperately wish was there instead]]. This is frequently done in works in lieu of actually showing the sex act itself as the sounds alone are less explicit than the visuals. But it's also ubiquitous in pornography (in which it often serves a practical purpose as performers--in particular men--often say this to alert the camera operator, and the person's partner, to get into position for the scene's, ''ahem'', climax).

Frequently this trope is parodied or PlayedForComedy especially in the less graphic versions of it. In fact, usually someone calling an orgasm in a mainstream film or TV episode often is played for laughs or purposeful exaggeration, though over time TV and movie productions have grown more explicit and the trope is more commonly played straight now.

May or may not invoke a sexual version of SayMyName. See also CallingYourAttacks, TheImmodestOrgasm, TheGruntingOrgasm and IKEAErotica.

For many people this can be TruthInTelevision (perhaps as a result of its frequent use in media, or especially in cases such as oral sex, in order to warn the partner to get out of the way of the, ah, incoming mess) but, as with all sexual tropes, it does not apply to everyone.



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij2Xbu-XhCI A condom commercial]] has a kid ask permission for crazy actions, just a few seconds before the mother starts shouting "Yes, Yes, YES!".

[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In ''Maka-Maka'', this is done in a realistic way.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Played for big laughs in the {{superhero}} parody ''ComicBook/ThePro'', when the title character [[spoiler: blows the Franchise/{{Superman}} CaptainErsatz character. He frantically warns her to move her head just as he's about to come, and his super-powered sperm blows a hole through the room, shoots high up in the air, and clips a wing off of a passing airplane.]]
* Done in a lot of gags in ''ComicBook/RedEars''.
* IFIX TCEN TCEN! (Also "Ifis Cen Cen". From the photonovela "Supersex". Almost a meme in Italia. Hey, even a beer was named after that.)
* In one notable issue of ''ComicBook/LoveAndRockets'', a male character having sex with a woman invokes the name of "SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA!" at the applicable moment. Don't try this at home unless you intend to be laughed out of bed.

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11886910/1/Gankona-Unnachgiebig-Unità Gankona, Unnachgiebig, Unità]]'': There's an...interesting...example in this story.


* [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/93809/1/a-pleasant-surprise/a-pleasant-surprise A Pleasant Surprise]] features this. Played for d'aaawwwwww.
* ''FanFic/MyImmortal'': "I was beginning to get an orgasim." This trope also happens unintentionally sometimes, e.g. "Draco and I came."
* Used also in ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/106068/1/relax/intimacy Relax.]]'' It fits really nicely, given the emphasis on eroticism and intimacy versus being outright pornographic.
* This priceless line from ''FanFic/QuotesBadHairDayRatedRForRetellingOfCaveStory'':
--> '''Jack:''' (after almost releasing his [[JizzedInMyPants hot, sticky load]] onto King's feet before being caught and kicked out of the house) J-just thinking about it m-makes me so excited I could just... ''[[WebVideo/JonTron OoOOOOOOoOoOOH!!!]]''

* ''Film/AmericanPie'': During an oral sex session, Vicky and Kevin both fail to hear her father calling her down for dinner. The father is about to come upstairs but fortunately she orgasms at just the right point to shout "I'm coming". So he thinks she's heard him and goes back to sit down. The reason behind this particular example is the girl had never had an orgasm before, so her exclamation was more surprise than anything.
* Parodied in ''Film/WhenHarryMetSally'': the movie's most famous scene involves Sally faking an orgasm in the middle of a restaurant to prove a point.
* In the original cut of ''Film/{{Hancock}}'', the title character gives a fair warning even before the act, then invokes this {{trope}} during the act [[MadeOfIron for a very good reason]]. His partner doesn't really listen and ends up hitting her head in the wall at the opposite end of the room. Considering the three holes that were blown in the roof a second later, she got lucky. This is a nod to Creator/LarryNiven's deconstruction, ''ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex'', ([[http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html here.]])
* Variation in ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'', after Riff Raff lets Frank know that Rocky has run off:
--> '''Frank:''' Co-ming!\\
'''[[AudienceParticipation Audience]]:''' *in the same cadence* So's Brad!
* Played for laughs in ''Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall'', with one of the women Peter sleeps with:
-->'''Woman:''' [Dead monotone] Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I just came. Oh. Oh. Oh.
* In ''Film/ILoveYouPhillipMorris'', Creator/JimCarrey's character helpfully announces that he's "gonna come" to the guy he's screwing.
* In ''MiddleAgeCrazy'', Creator/BruceDern's wife yells out "Bingo!" each time she comes while they're having sex.

* There are a number of jokes based off of little kids mishearing this {{trope}}:
--> "The legs go to Heaven first. 'Cause last night, I peeked in my parent's bedroom and my momma had her legs up in the air and she was shouting 'Lord, I'm coming! I'm coming!'"
--> "Mommy, why can't I say short prayers like Daddy and his friend do?"

* In ''Literature/AmericanPsycho'', Patrick orders the women he has sex with to "let me know when they had orgasms and to be very vocal about it".
* In ''[[http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&field-author=Alexei%20Kremzar&search-alias=digital-text Educating Sarah]]'', one of the male characters does this in an encounter with the main character, Sarah, despite her probably having a good idea he was getting ready anyway.
* Lawrence Block's ''Burglars Can't Be Choosers'':
-->'''Ellie:'''[[labelnote:note]]Who introduced herself as Ruth earlier on.[[/labelnote]] Ruth Ruth Ruth. You said that last night. And this morning, too. At the very end.\\
'''Bernie:''' ''You'' said 'Sweet fucking shit I'm coming,' but I hadn't planned on throwing it in your face for breakfast. If you don't like your name why don't you change it?

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* The Creator/{{BBC}}3 series ''Horne & Corden'' had an OverlyLongGag sketch around this.
* There's an episode of ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' where Miranda's GuyOfTheWeek asks her to talk dirty for him, and she explains to her girlfriends that the only talk she can do in bed is an 'orgasm alert' - "I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come - because, well, I'm gonna come. Anything else feels like play-acting."
* During the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' episode "Once More with Feeling", Tara singing to Willow while they're in her bedroom and lying down and -- oh, where'd Willow go out of shot? -- "You make me complete... you make me [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar com-plete...]] [[CurseCutShort you make me]]-- " Cue a SmashCut to Xander guessing what they might be up to.
** In "Family" Spike is [[CombatSadomasochist fantasizing about]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence fighting the Slayer]] while having sex with Harmony.
-->'''Spike:''' You want me, Slayer? Come and get me!
-->'''Buffy:''' Oh I'm coming. I'm coming right NOW! ''(cut to Spike getting his 'sweet release')''
* On ''Series/TheTudors'', when Henry VIII finally engages in coitus with Anne Boleyn, he announces his climax. Which may be justified, since they both know full well the consequences of her getting pregnant before he's legally married to her.
* Played for laughs in an episode of ''Series/TheITCrowd'' with Richmond's weird girl in the server room: "Oh, look at me, having an orgasm!"
* In ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'' Joy claims Earl shouts "It's happening!" every time he's climaxing.
* Happens in the episode "Her Story II" from ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''. Along with the above quote, J.D. and Turk also have gongs that they ring whenever they successfully have sex.

* Happens several times in Music/{{Eminem}}'s "FACK".

[[folder:Stand Up Comedy]]
* In one of Pablo Francisco's routines involving Creator/DonLaFontaine, he speculates what it must be like for Mrs. [=LaFontaine=] to have sex with the man, in a gag that culminates with the iconic booming voice calling out "Coming soon". He does the same thing with Droopy Dog and video gamers, among others.
* Russell Peters does the same thing with British people, culminating with "Oh my God, I'm arriving!"
* Creator/RichardJeni has a bit that referenced this trope. In the bit, God gets sick of sitting through a boring Mass and goes outside to get His messages from His secretary. Those messages include things like [[TheGamblingAddict about a million people saying they really need to roll a seven]], about [[CantHoldHisLiquor seven million people calling from bathroom floors saying that if he makes it stop they'll never drink again]], etc. At the end the secretary asks God "Oh, and are you having a party? Because about a billion people called up and said 'Yes God, I'm coming!'" The bit ends with God concluding that He needs to change His phone number.

* In ''Series/TheBestLittleWhorehouseInTexas'', near the end of the opening song "20 Fans", a customer is heard to exclaim, "I'm coming! I'm coming! Thank you! Thank you, Jesus!"
* A horrendously [[{{Squick}} squicky]] example from ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet''. Judge Turpin, in "Mea Culpa", whips himself to the point of orgasm while fantasising about his teenaged ward, Johanna, and shouts "God!"

[[folder:Video Games]]
* Ulmeyda does this in ''VideoGame/{{Killer7}}''.
* [[spoiler:Travis Touchdown after having an intercourse with Sylvia]] in ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle''.
--->''"Downward Fucking Dog!"''
* Prostitutes may randomly do this during sexual encounters in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''.

* [[Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness "Help me,]] [[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHjOxG1DqPo/RsZkUND74AI/AAAAAAAAAPU/E18kdDuRBzw/s400/towlierocks.JPG Premature Ejaculation Man!"]]
* Characters in ''Webcomic/MenageA3'' are [[TheImmodestOrgasm rarely quiet during sex]] -- it's that sort of SexComedy -- and occasionally get specific, [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/counting_has_never_been_so_awsum notably here.]]
* In ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'', Aubrey once yelled out "Pikachu! I choose you!" during orgasm. Apparently, it was a dare.
* Played with in ''Webcomic/TimesLikeThis'': As Cassie climaxes in a "virtual sex" session with Philip, she [[http://www.timeslikethis.com/index.php?id=315 lets loose with a flurry of random letter typings.]]

[[folder: Web Original]]
* In WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick's HalloweenEpisode reviewing ''Film/TheWorstWitch'' movie, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic guest stars to sing about {{Sexy Whatever Outfit}}s. It's a parody of Creator/TimCurry's [[LargeHam ridiculously hammy]] song in the movie, and the ending:
-->"'''''I JUUUUUST CAAAAAAAAAAME!''''' But I'm wearing white, so it's okay."
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
** Not only does Vegeta call out his orgasm, he ''fires'' it.
-->'''Vegeta:''' "Galick... gun... FIIIIRRREEEEEE!!!" ''*A Galick Gun is shot through the roof.*''
** Cut lines from History of Trunks Abridged reveals [[spoiler: it's probably a Saiyan trait.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Future Gohan:''' MASENKO... HAA!!! ''*laser beam pierces the roof*'']]
** It happens again to [[spoiler: Goku after he gets out of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Goku:''' Ka... me... ha... me... HAA!!! ''*Kamehameha wave fires through the roof*'']]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
** Apparantly par for the course for Peter:
--->'''Lois:''' Peter wait, PETE-\\
'''Lois:''' Oh... good for you.
** In British porn:
--->'''Man:''' Almost... Almost... Almost... There we are.
--->'''Woman:''' Well done.
** Jackie Gleason: "POW! Right in the kisser!"
** And again with Cleveland:
---> '''Cleveland:''' [[MemeticMutation And boom goes the dynamite.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheOblongs'' has Pickles with a slow crescendo of "Oh God" before culminating in "Jiminy Cricket!"