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->''"You can't kick me because your brain is stupid!"''
-->-- '''[[TheGrimReaper Death]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Death in Bloom"

There are AdHominem insults. There are {{Lame Comeback}}s. And then there are these -- insults so trite and meaningless that one may as well have called the other person a "Big Stupid Doodoo Head". Young children will resort to using these because they either don't know any better, or have run out of things to say. When an ''adult'' uses these, however, it's a good sign that they either don't have any real substance to back up their argument or they are quite [[ManChild childish]] themselves.

Sometimes PlayedForLaughs when it induces FelonyMisdemeanor. Often involves BuffySpeak.

See also NoYou, really the only appropriate comeback to such an insult.
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!! Uses in Fiction:

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjcRQr-EzN4 This]] anti-drug [[PublicServiceAnnouncement [=PSA=]]] has a [[TheAggressiveDrugDealer drug dealer]] attempt to get a younger kid to try pot [[NobodyCallsMeChicken by calling him a chicken]]. After a brief scene where the WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|1987}} are apparently teaching a kindergarten class, the kid tells the dealer, "I'm not a chicken; you're a turkey!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxmkiy9txBE This Orbitz ad.]]

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* In ''GurrenLagann'', Nia once describes someone as a "pissing-off person". Then again, most of Nia's dialogue is exceedingly polite, so it fits.
** That, combined with her [[BluntMetaphorsTrauma shaky and limited grasp of idioms]], and that said insult was a response to the person facing her down, Adiane, telling her "You really know how to piss people off!"
* In ''Manga/FairyTail'', [[TheHero Natsu]] and [[TheRival Gray]] often resort to these. And get duly lampshaded by Lucy.
-->'''Lucy''': Lame insults, guys...


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* ''LenoreTheCuteLittleDeadGirl'' gave us this, uh, [[RefugeInAudacity pretty fucking colorful]] example...
-->'''Lenore:''' You stoopid, stoopid li'l man! Li'l puffy rat-midget cotton-tushed cootie infested freak of nature-poo poo headed monstrosity of the 7th layer of heck-pee pee breathed-dookie eating-pig lov'n-crab like-bow legged-creepy ass-bulbous headed-smaller than a bread box-hollow brained-gopher lick'n-intestine shaped-bacon wrapped-no soap using-squid slurping-botchilism growing-crotch scratching-one balled-accidentally birthed-filth spreading-juice producing-greasy palmed-fart leaking-ball of crap shaped like a li'l man!
* {{Runaways}}: Molly, the youngest member of the group, talks like this when she's first captured by Geoffrey Wilder (from the past). After he tells her to drop the act, she coldly tells him "[[spoiler: Your son took after you, you know. He was a [[SpeakIllOfTheDead total freakin' failure]]"]]. And after he shoots one of the others, Molly has some [[IllKillYou considerably harsher sentiments.]]

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* ''MyImmortal'' has Professor [=McGonagall=] yelling, "STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" after Ebony and Vampire "jump on each other and start screwing each other." [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces while a class is in session.]]
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'': the Pharaoh's best retort to Yugi's insults is something along the lines of "Yeah, well, you're really small. Look at you down there! You're like Smally [=McSmall=]. [[BeatPanel *beat*]] That's your name."
** Later Joey starts mocking Odion because he's bald. [[OverlyLongGag Over and over and over again.]]

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* In ''Disney/LiloAndStitch'', Nani is almost hit by a car as she rushes back home and shouts at the driver, "Watch where you're going, stupidhead!" It comes back to bite her when said "stupidhead" turns out to be the social worker assigned to her. This is [[CallBack later used]] by Stitch against Gantu--as a sign of CharacterDevelopment, [[FridgeBrilliance no less]], since such an insult is LighterAndSofter compared to his [[PardonMyKlingon untranslated alien insults]] from the start of the movie that the Councilwoman finds so repulsive.
** It wasn't just the councilwoman. Apparently the insult was so offensive, that a ''robot'' was ''vomiting nuts and bolts.''

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* In ''WrongfullyAccused'', Ryan Harrison gets into a shouting match with a guard on a prison bus that ultimately ends with a series of these types of insults.
-->'''Ryan''': How dare you 'how dare me' when I how dare you, you big pee-pee head!
-->'''Guard''': ''You're'' the pee-pee head!
-->'''Ryan''': Mr. Booger Lips! Ca-ca mouth!
* Same with Frank Drebin in ''Film/TheNakedGun''. LeslieNielsen's dry, dramatic delivery made these sort of insults especially funny, it turns out.
-->'''Drebin''': Oh, it's alright, I'm sure that we can handle this maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, ''Mr. '''Poopy-Pants'''''?
* Annie in ''Literature/{{Misery}}'' (book as well as [[Film/{{Misery}} film]]) typically uses insults of this nature. But when she doesn't..
* In ''Film/KindergartenCop'', a kid named Zach is picked on by the other kids for being a quiet loner, calling him things like poo-poo head, poo-poo face and ca-ca poo-poo.
* In ''Film/{{Hook}}'', Rufio falls prey to the "running out of things to say" variation when, after a long and creative volleying insult battle with Peter, he loses his composure and resorts to "You ''man''! You stupid, stupid MAN!"
* The aliens in ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace'' try to reason with us Earth people by calling us "Stupid minds! Stupid, stupid!". That'll teach us!
* Stuart Smalley in ''StuartSavesHisFamily'' makes soft insults at Roz. The worst, which he acts was a ClusterFBomb, was caller her a "vagina".

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* In the first ''Literature/{{Survivors}}'' book, Lucky tries to distract the Fierce Dogs from his friends by insulting them. His two attempts are "Hey, stupid!" and "Mad dogs, sad dogs, stupid crazy bad dogs!" This doesn't work, and they only go after him after [[YourMom he starts insulting their mothers.]]


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* In an episode of ''Series/HappyEndings'', [[ControlFreak Jane]] and [[StraightGay Max]] are fighting over a sweater which both claim to be theirs. Max maintains they are not going to do one of their dumb competitions-before running away with the sweater. Jane chases and tackles him, shouting "Get back here, you gay!" Max's response is "'You gay'? That's the best you could come up with?"
* ''Series/WillAndGrace'': when Ellen finds out that [[ReallyGetsAround Grace once slept with her fiance Rob]], she decides she has to sleep with Will to balance it out, despite [[IncompatibleOrientation his protests]]. When he tells her to stop and look at what she's doing, she flings herself on his bed in despair and declares herself to be a "dumb, stupid idiothead."
* On ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'' Bobo tends to insult people this way. Take, for example, this moment from Show 813 - Jack Frost:
-->'''Bobo''' (trying and failing to read a letter): It says you're a dodo-head.
-->'''Observer''': ''I'm'' the dodo-head? Why, of all the unmitigated gall! ''You're the dodo-head!''
** Another memorable riff from ''RocketAttackUSA'':
--->'''Crow:''' Go away, you poopie ca-ca headed Russians!
* ''PeepShow'': Mark, trying to get out of marrying Sophie, resolves to go over to someone and insult them, but can only think of saying "jizz-cock", which he laments is like calling someone a "piss-kidney" as a properly working cock ''would'' jizz. He nevertheless does it, and berates himself for not going with "arsehole" after the person he confronts calls him that.
* Sheldon of ''TheBigBangTheory'' resorts to these kinds of insults when he doesn't have time to think of a good comeback, and will actually apologize for his "language" to whoever is there with him.
--> "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do work which promises significant results. As opposed to what you do, which... does not. Yeah, you heard me!"
* Colin Mochrie of ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', [[NiceGuy when at his]] [[BuffySpeak sweariest]].
* In ''Series/TheITCrowd'', after Jen screws up as a lifeline in ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire?'', Moss says to her "Who wants to be a person who is ''wrong''!"
** In another episode, Moss is trying to come up with something profane to say to curse out people he is mad at, and finally just says "Ploppers!" (meaning a turd that makes a plop sound).
* In the ''ParksAndRecreation'' episode "London", Leslie gets frustrated at the numerous efforts to recall her, and publicly refers to the people of Pawnee as "peepee heads".

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* "The Dumb Song" by Gawkman (better known as Psychostick guitarist Josh Key) and Murph (better known as Psychostick videographer Patrick Murphy) consists of virtually nothing but this trope.
* As {{Music/Cub}} tells us, "Satan sucks."

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* If you poke around some Christian bookstores and church thrift shops, you can find T-shirts that proudly declare your sincere, deeply-held conviction that "{{Satan}} is a poo-poo head!" [[http://www.zazzle.com/satan_is_a_poo_poo_head_bumper_sticker-128424537333589664 Also available on bumper stickers!]]

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* ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}'': At a certain point in the game, Wheatley is inspired to imitate [=GLaDOS=]' [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] at Chell earlier in the game about [[YouAreFat her weight]] and ParentalAbandonment. The best he can come up with is "Fatty fatty no-parents."
** [=GLaDOS=] is prone to juvenile insults this herself, particularly in the first game.
* A [[CrowningMomentOfFunny memorable]] exchange occurs on the ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'' [[GTARadio in game radio station Chatterbox]], when host Lazlow is called by a representative from a militant anti-phone organization called [[FunWithAcronyms Citizens Raging Against Phones]]. When Lazlow begins to poke holes in the callers arguments (particularly, that she herself must be using a phone to call in to the station) both parties in the conversation rapidly devolves into playground insults, culminating in this:
--> '''Caller:''' (''A woman who sounds about mid-30's'') Nany nany boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!
* Games made by {{SNK}} in the '90s (such as ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters'', ''VideoGame/FatalFury'', and ''VideoGame/ArtOfFighting'') were ''full'' of this stuff due to their [[GoodBadTranslation notorious translation]]. Victory quotes in particular contain some of the most ridiculous trash-talk you'll ever hear. One of Ryo's win quotes in King of Fighters '98 might just take the cake.
--> '''Ryo:''' Absolute karate. That's Kyokugen. And don't you forget it, dweebenheimer!
* ''VideoGame/StreetFighterAlpha 2'', from [[NotSoStoic Guy]] of all people.
--> '''M. Bison:''' My soldiers are skilled, but I am supreme.\\
'''Guy:''' Yea, a supreme fat-head!
* Most of the trash talk in ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' is of this calibre. With the Spy, it's doubly hilarious because he says fratboy-level insults as if he's Film/JamesBond.
--> '''Spy:''' They should call you whiners [[Film/DrNo Dr. Nooooooooo]]!
* ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland'''s Insult Swordfighting always give you the option to wittingly insult your opponent with "you're ugly!" and "you're stupid!". These insults automatically fail, with the only rebuttal being "is that the best you can come up with?".
** And then there's Gyubrush's often used insult "You big old bed-wetting doody head."
* Asura characters in ''GuildWars2'' have been known to charge in to battle yelling "You're dumb! You'll die and you'll leave a dumb corpse!"
* In ''WayOfTheSamurai 4'', if you fight Kotobuki at the start of the game, and then confront him again in the evening after meeting with Akagi (who leads Kotobuki's enemies, the nationalist Disciples of Prajna faction), you can choose to call him and his lackeys "stupidheads".
-->'''Kotobuki:''' "Stupidheads"? What are you, twelve?
* [[PsychopathicManchild Handsome Jack]] of ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'', despite being a [[TheChessmaster terrifyingly]] [[ManipulativeBastard effective]] enemy, frequently calls up the [[PlayerCharacter Vault Hunters]] [[EvilIsPetty just to fling these sorts of insults at them]].
** The Handsome Jack double in Opportunity also hurls constant, impotent insults at the player. He seems to be reading them off a script or something. "You're short and I'll kill you, Gunzerker."

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* ''TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob.'' When Rocko gets rejected for a teaching job at an etiquette school, Molly says, "Aw, they're just a gaggle of poop-headed elitists! You're neat!"
* In ''EverydayHeroes'', when Greta Goode actually ''loses a video game'' (*gasp!*), she [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=157096 unleashes her fury]] on the victor ... which, at age 7, amounts to "You big stinkybutt!"
* Elan in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' is prone to using insults like these. He's slightly better since he received expert training in the Bardic art of YouFightLikeACow (hey, even lame puns are an improvement), though his insults outside of combat are as lame as ever.
* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'': upon learning that laser eye surgery does not in fact give you a [[EyeBeams laser eye,]] Gabe decrees that a better name would be [[http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/08/24 "dumb eye-fixer surgery for stupids".]]
* ''Webcomic/EveryButtonHurtsTheOtherGuy'': After Afro's tirade of insults, Russel responds by call him a loser.
* ''Webcomic:Archipelago'':Sadly, Claire the teleporting hacking [[spoiler:half-dragon]] is only six years old. Thus, this is what has to do for a PreAsskickingOneLiner against a complete sociopath:
--> Claire: Stupid Dog-Eating Poo Pirate! Rotten Big Nosed Fly Butt Face! Evil Stinky Puke Sniffing Baby Puncher! You Big *Sniff* You Big Meany!

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* Generator (Jade Sinclair) of the Literature/WhateleyUniverse seems to have this as her signature insult, mainly with the word 'poopyhead'.
* ''Blog/RainbowDashReadsHomestuck'' tends to use the hashtags to deliver the opinion of the blogger on other ponies. Namely, that they are butts.
* The ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' battle between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney eventually devolves into this. [[spoiler:Only for the trend to reverse when Abe Lincoln makes his entrance.]]

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* In ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', a girl told Bill Cosby that the guy who molested her had [[TropeNamer "a big stupid doodoo head"]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** In the episode "Homer Goes to College", after an accident with a proton accelerator while at college, Homer was assigned some outside tutoring by the Dean. Homer decides to get revenge by prank calling the Dean:
--> ''(telephone rings, Dean picks up)''
--> '''Dean:''' Hello?
--> '''Homer:''' ''(in poorly-disguised voice)'' Hello, Dean? You're a stupid-head!
--> '''Dean:''' ''(looks out window, sees Homer at phone booth)'' Homer, is that you?
--> '''Homer:''' AAH! ''(flees)''
** From the episode "Blame it on Lisa":
--> '''Dance Instructor:''' Now we are working on our most powerful dance: ''La Penetrada''! It makes sex look like a church!\\
'''Marge:''' I don't think my daughter should be hearing this.\\
'''Dance Instructor:''' You cannot protect her forever! You stupid lady!
* ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'', considering that they're all ten years old, has the word "Dummyhead" used several times.
* From ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', " Stinkyhat" and "[[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Odiferous curdcoat]]!"
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' has Patrick calling a gang of bikers "little baby doody heads."
** One episode had Plankton calling his customers "doo-doo dunderheads".
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' is the former TropeNamer. Leela used it as a capstone to an angry rant.
** The episode "Bots and the Bees" gives us this exchange between Bender and his son Ben:
-->'''Ben:''' Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!\\
'''Bender:''' It called me ''what?!''
** "The Birdbot of Ice-catraz":
-->'''Fry:''' Fine, I've got a toast. To Captain Bender, he's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!
* In a ''TheRealGhostbusters'' Halloween Special, a monster named Boogaloo is terrorizing the city. Peter tries to get its attention. "Hey, Boogaloo! You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny!". For the record, Boogaloo is about a hundred feet tall, covered in multiple faces and tentacles, and not wearing any clothing at all. Nevertheless, it works.
-->'''Boogaloo:''' That's cute. [[ItsXIHateX I]] ''[[ItsXIHateX hate]]'' [[ItsXIHateX cute]].
* Bubbles in ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' episode "Bubblevicious", as she takes Mojo's ray to level 11:
-->'''Bubbles:''' (''straining with all her reserve'') I'm... not... gonna... cry... you... big... DOO-DOO BRAIN!!
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'', there's a scene where two first graders are arguing. One of them calls the other a loser, causing him to call the other a "Loser-more".
* On ''CelebrityDeathmatch'', in the fight between Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, Seacrest can only come up with lame insults like "doodoo head" and "double doodoo head" in response to Cowell's epic burns.
* On ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', Finn and Princess Bubblegum build a RubeGoldbergDevice that serves two purposes: a) to wake up the [[{{Jerkass}} Earl of Lemongrab]] via marble to the head, and b) to unfurl a small scroll that reads "You Really Smell Like Dog Buns".
* In ''HomeMovies'', a background character repeatedly tells Brendon "You suck!" and that he's going to lose an upcoming fight.
--> '''Yelling guy:''' See you tomorrow Loser's Day!
--> '''Brendon:''' I'm going home.
--> '''Yelling guy:''' Going home to do what? ''Lose?'' (''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Melissa laughs]]'')
* Mabel Pines of ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' tends to use insults like these, such as "butt-faces" or "poop heads".
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', Molotov Cocktease, in a fantasy sequence of Hank's, calls Dr. Venture exactly this phrase, citing it as the reason he won't let Hank and Molotov be together.

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